>Taurus CupStarting at 10:00 pm, May 14Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 2400m, Medium, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb1 more week until the taurus rerun, make sure your uma musume are ready to run!
>>2436276What is that finger thing she does?
Help me be strong and endure for the future.
>>2436285Fox autism i think im unaware about the deeper meaning
Added some improvements and a correction for Flower's range.
GIVE ME A MILE SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
Don't forget to do your makween legend race!
>>2436285
>>2436292OH NONONONONO
>>2436278Some /vg/ guys tried to recruit here because supposedly recruitment is dry there too, we politely and firmly told them to please not recruit here and fuck off. No further incidents after. It was pretty diplomatic
>>2436290Does this applicate to all right handed tracks
>>2436294This shit looks so awful dude
>>2436308Just wait until you see falco
>>2436285Kon
>>2436311All I see is the dirt GOAT though ?
>>2436292Shan't engage with m*kween
>Finally remember to do my free pull on Fujin's banner>OH SHIT A RAINBOW GATE>OH SHIT IT'S NOT JUST A DUPE>Huh?? Where'd my 3* go?
>>2436286Anon...you can do this, think of how happy your girls will be
>>2436301It applies to all tracks, that text is just there to show that the drawing is of a right-handed track.
>>2436317SMALLER
>>2436317you stepped on her dude
>>2436311Falco?
Why has no one ran triple murmur?
Is your oshi an End Closer? If not, just borrow it.
>>2436327It won't kill whaleoids or second rates that overstammed
>>2436276How good is inari juan?
>>2436328Sorry, meant for: >>2436286
>>2436334I heard she's pretty decent, not meta or gamebreaking but a solid option. Her alt is specialized on a distance iirc
>>2436332So I can kill first rates?
Pokke owes me sex btw
>>2436327Murmur is not guaranteed proc, it needs you to be blocked during the mid race, but most debuffers start falling behind during the mid race so they are never blocked. It's difficult to proc basically and if you are making an Ace, giving her Murmur is just making her weaker but it's also not guaranteed to proc.
>>2436341It's her birthday today so you owe her a present.
>>2436340You can kill the super optimized umas that won't expect to be triple debuffers, cuz in most cases that won't happen.
You ARE confident in returning to the very first CM to redeem yourself right anon?
>>2436348>You can killStopped reading here, thanks!
>>2436353not at all, i went triple fronts only for CB to push ends to gigameta statusim expecting goldship to steal my plat once again
>>2436353I don't need to redeem myself, I've won taurus once already. I am looking forward to proving how strong I've gotten since then.
>>2436353Nope, this is my worst prep ever, all my ace runs have failed and I have nothing
>>2436353Yes, this time i WILL pass round 2 and i WILL get to the finals. Unlike the last time when i went 0-40 on round 2
>>2436358You could always try gold ship yourself
>>2436361Same. Still hopeful though, I didn't hear no bell
>>2436289That is the least foxlike uma I have ever seen
>He is known to have one of the worst tempers among all Japanese race horses in history (largely came from his dad Mill George). It made Yutaka Take hesitate to ride him. Most of Mill George’s children have a notorious temper.>There were originally plans to send him to race in American dirt races, but it was more likely that he would rampage in the plane, so the team cancelled the plan.Damn I didn't know Inari One was like that.
>>2436374What the fuck was his problem?
>>2436353It's unironically over. I'm thinking about running stam debuffers
>>2436276Thats a dangerous level of cowness, shame I don't really know much about her
>>2436353>You ARE confident—No.I'm never confident about CMs (or any other form of PvP race, like room matches) and never will be ever againI fully expect to job this one the exact same way I've jobbed in every other CM within recent memory which would actually still be better than I did in the first Taurus, but could hardly be called redeeming myself
IF INARI ONE IS SO GOOD WHERE IS INARI TWO?
>>2436385CATCH, NUMBNUTShttps://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2021102172/
>>2436374Huh, no wonder she's so fucking mad in congress 24/7
>>2436385>If Kitasan Black was so good where is Kitasan White?Jobbing, that's where
>>2436364i don't like goldship
>>2436392>wonder she's so fucking mad in congress 24/7>congressWho the fuck elected her? I don't remember voting for a gremlin
>>2436338That is the problem I'm dealing with.
>>2436392>>2436398I meant cingrey, dumbass autocorrect.
>>2436399Might be a worthy investment unless you're missing creek uncaps.
are there dedicated deboofer parents?
>>2436398The state of HotUmaGlue elected her.
>>2436399If Tamamo and Taishin are your favourites then CB wit is an excellent banner to pull on.
>>2436407Summa Gouldshi
>>2436406>>2436410My only problem is being dangerously close to the two new big meta cards. It sounds like I'll just die if I don't have MLB Tachyon.
>>2436407Summer gorushi for TT and debuffers.
>>2436412alright but what about right now?
>>2436416Nothing right now
>>2436416Front Urara to counter Taishits
>>2436276I find inari one to be the coolest shit ever and then she ruins it with her casual outfit.
>>2436423It can't be that bad anon
>>2436413I never played JP so I don't know how critical Tachyon is for a non-Pace Chaser main. As the other anon said though, if you still need Super Creek it might be worth waiting until CB wit's rerun in September (when her banner has Super Creek on it as well).
Hello, please come kick my Graded B team's ass for CM 13 so I can pirate your Umas.50270071
>>2436426I think it's worse than Tamamo's actually, and she looks like an 8 year old in hers.
>>2436423It's just an oversized hoodie, not the cutest but not the worst.
>>2436427My third is a pace, so that's the main thing. I'm still in the middle of making aces though.
>>2436429I hope one day we can see the goat SHAM umafied as a flattie with breast envy
>>2436432>leg clipping through clothesActually ruined
Why is she so fucking mad?
Torenas were being mean to THE FACE of /v/ma last thread so now I think it's time to say something nice (nature) about her.
>>2436432Its pretty good I would say, there are quite a few...bad ones
>>2436291That will be useful for TTs at least.
>>2436439She doin way too much for someone who is 4'7
>>2436439All this for a G2 race?
>>2436439She's useless, shortstack and ugly
>>2436441K.S miracle has some long ass legs dude
>>2436440People wouldn't dare to say bad things about Chrono, though
>>2436449Which uma would say this?
>>2436441That's a homeless man, not an uma
>>2436441Jordan's casual outfit is hot.
>>2436458Not Taishin
>>2436457>Reddit Tachyon
>>2436441Only bad outfits here are BEEblos and Yeppers
>>2436440she pulled through as a hastily made last minute ace and won me a plat in the dirt CM, i can't say i love her but i can't dislike her
>>2436364Is this a metaphor to kill myself?
>>2436441Falco is muslim?
>>2436433Well then I see why it's a difficult decision. I'm not sure if you'd earn enough carats to double spark the Tachyon banner if you went to 0 right now, so I don't know what I'd do in your place. Gomen...
>>2436439Someone tried to cheese her with triple fronts
>>2436441Crazy how durandal mogs everyone
Notice how no one has even though about our current "queen" since the start of her cursed reign, let alone drawn art.
>>2436475Can't wait for drawfriends to find Durandal
>>2436468I would say Kitas casual wear really, REALLY doesn't suit her hair, also while they aren't there, bro's outfit is a confusing mess and Mutekis fit is atrocious
>>2436471>dirter>always does the finger pose>prudeInshallah she is
>>2436476the drawgods are allegedly slaving away at it
>>2436476>still seethingSorry bro, no stimulus check until she finishes her meal
>>2436440She's very reliable whenever I need to do sprint, mile, or dirt missions.
>>2436429Thank for participating in the humiliation ritual. I will rework my Umas and bash my head in against the wall as I keep losing to yours.
>>2436476Don't worry, I got some shitposting ready to drop soon. I am quite enjoying the cannibalism and famine jokes.
>>2436476She's not sex-able. Can't even draw her with off model tits.
>>2436492Oguri is responsible for eating 6 million /v/mapyoi fans
>>2436441>Maru, Kawakami, Daiwa
>>2436490>All with distance S and FCMIt's just fucking mandatory huh?
This is the ugliest uma ever designed. excluding Orfevre
>>2436506I just don't like her because of her association with that one youtuber faggot
>>2436499Distance S is just too good to pass. FCM is a flat +60 to speed and power, why wouldn't you take it?
>>2436506I think you meant to post Taiki
>>2436499>dont roll for NTR, it only works in 1 scenario!
>>2436476I had some fun ideas for her, but I'm prioritizing Palmer, and wageslaving has been killing me.Maybe during her second reign...
>>2436441Best outfit of each row>Almond eye>Durandal>Cesario>Palmer>Win Variation>Gold CityI am 100% right
This is a girl? Really now?
>>2436511Cause I don't have MLB FineMo so I'm a witlet if I choose NTR.
>>2436506Vivlos is a four-eared mutant. She shouldn't even be considered an uma.
>>2436522I am so weak for bifauxnen dude
>>2436440Best tits in the whole game, her personality is so endearing it makes me unable to hate her
>>2436506Windy exists.
>>2436496>She's not sex-ableFood play, bj>Can't even draw her with off model tits.FATTEN HER AND GIVE HER HER MOM BOD
>>2436478>Mutekis fit is atrociousYou take that back
>>2436520Invincible curis are the funniest shit ever
>>2436532And she's really cute.
>>2436542What is a "curi"?
>>2436540It looks really stupid and a tad oversized on her, probably because of those thin leggings
>>2436544Those low effort Latino shitposting memes using traced images.
>>2436544spic memes, shitty redraws
>>2436550I bet this shit is funny as fuck if you translate it
Spics pls go
>>2436532Brother what the fuck are those shorts?
>>2436557Puffy pockets
>>2436548>runner and martial artist>thin leglet?
>20yo El
>>2436562THE WORLD'S HEAVIEST
>>2436562Imagine that thing trying to do a moonsault
>>2436562Realistic American Latina Eru
>>2436562Average woman after settling down
>>2436557Windy really is just a disaster in every way
>>2436548She looks fucking great, like we are going to squat on the street listening to the bandit radio
>>2436562This should've been Oguri
>>2436568Im sure an uma is strong enough to do a moonsault even if she was that heavy
>>2436562Average woman after a year in a relationship with me
Wait a minute, does el even do a plancha in her unique animation?
>>2436562OP's mom
>>2436588*month
>>2436562>Nacho Libre
>>2436594Week*
>>2436594I like slow gains, I enjoy the process
>>2436562>40 year old Nishino>she looks exactly the same
>>2436602Canon btw, since umas age like elves
>>2436590She does a double moonsault
Time for your checkpoint anon.How's your CM progress going? Are you ready to face Taurus?
I would like to know a list of all umas with garter belts on their outfit, it's my fetish, the default outfit doesn't count
>>2436619I have 2 aces, I'm just waiting for Palmer.
>>2436620King halo is the most notable one
>Fox and Company have a more animal-like design in this game.
>>2436602So that's why danchou pulled on her banner
>>2436619Fucking horrible this past week has been the worst rng I've ever experienced
>>2436619I have 3 half assed umas that will take me straight to the B finals
>>2436619I have my 3 aces ready for getting bootyblasted in group A.
>Still draws ZERO dimesHer third alt will save her and give her a push
>>2436285It's hand italian for calling you a cuck.
>>2436621Anon?.....will there even be time to build her?
I regret pulling for Neicha/Kingu, especially with the umas coming right after
>>2436625I don't think falco is qualified to serve
>>2436649Never regret, always move forward.
>>2436648Build her?
>>2436649Fake fan
>>2436619I only have 2 stamlets that would otherwise be potential A finals material, it's looking really grim
>>2436562FAT
>>2436649Look at your trainees, kiss their big foreheads and trust they will help you win.
>>2436506I can think of 10 or more umas that are uglier
>>2436664I think someone at cygames might have a fetish or two
>>2436625What does /v/ma think of this? Yesterday when we went back to /v/ there was full on 9ppm threads laughing about it
>>2436673Dude it looks so fucking bad.
>>2436673Monkey's paw
>>2436673I can't bring myself to care that much because I'm one of the few people that prefers the SNES game over 64.
>>2436673We don't play tendie games
>>2436673HANDS OFF MY PREY
>watching baseball during the run >lose Yasuda Kinen>accidentally moved on without using a clock because I wasn't paying attentionNOOOOOO THIS RUN WAS ACTUALLY GOING THIS IS THE SECOND RUN THIS WEEK I SABOTAGED BY NOT PAYING ATTENTION
>>2436673It looks awful and if I wanted to play Star Fox 64 I would just do that, my N64 is in a box somewhere. But I haven't bought a console since the PS3 since they started trying to charge me for online afterwards so kind of irrelevant.
>>2436673nintoddlers will eat this slop up for 80 dollars and ask for seconds
>>2436673I don't really care about star fox too much though I quite enjoyed the early games, happy that it's not dead I suppose but my expectations are low
>>2436671I gotchu>Biwa Hayahide>Ikuno Dictus>Zenno Rob Roy>Air Shakur>Inari One>Royce and royce>Dream Journey>Stay Gold>Marvelous Sunday>Biko Pegasus
Is Speed Tachy a must pull for everyone or just pacers? I like fronts so I plan on pulling for Speed Maru to get 1lb on her first banner and then MLBing her during the rerun.
>>2436693I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck
How do I make my 15 medium sparks proc more often during inspiration?
>>2436673>Another retelling of Star Fox 64Could be a decent package, the series has not been relevant in a decade so a revival makes sense. But I don't have a lot of faith in nintendo's ability to add a satisfying entry to a long dormant franchise that was always a bit niche.
3 starred OG Groove yesterday before getting her wedding outfit in the free Ines pull... She looks like she isn't wearing pants when her legs are covered by her skirt eroi
>>2436701You need to spam click on your uma's head while the sparks are appearing
>>2436701That's the neat part, you don't
>>2436694Skippable only if you don't want to really train pacers like in general.
>>2436694She's Mayano 2 with a gold mid-race skill for Paces. You must pull on the banner anyway because it has the scenario pal card, unless you want to borrow it and save up to get style cards for future scenarios I guess.
>>2436701Have you calculated your affinity with chrono?
>>2436694Speed Tachyon shares banner with Dark Goodbye
>>2436673I'd much rather play something like project aces than star fox, a reboot of a reboot of a reboot of a reboot is a little bit laughable considering the IP has a ton of potential and the presentation is quite awful, I think there are some interesting features that could potentially be added but I don't have a lot of hope that what's most likely a full priced game will have what it takes to restablish the franchise. Still, it's not like im hoping it fails. I just don't expect it to be great
>>2436703Groove is probably the most beautiful uma ever holy
>>2436704This, its like how you had to mash A to catch a pokemon
>>2436693>Literally the gayest man alive
>>2436673Wake me up when we get F-Zero news
The posts about starfox are some of the best game discussion I've seen on this site in years, genuine discussion
>>2436693>No Ryan
>>2436735If so, that's sad because it's quite bare bones. I could discuss the franchise more in depth because I was a big fan growing up but I don't think there's enough interest for an off topic discussion. I really don't want it to fail just to clown on it but as a series I think it's always been very mismanaged and don't expect a hype grab to change it.
Gimlet's way of speech is such a mental assault on my brain I got stun locked immediately. My oshi's wolf larp doesn't even compare... https://files.catbox.moe/tas8j6.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/tehpo9.mp4
>>2436745>m
>>2436693Time to kys anon
>>2436745No one played zero, is there even a market for star fox with modern audiences
>>2436673I already played star fox 64 enough in my lifetime. Wake me up when rhythm heaven drops.
>>2436673It looks like the Sonic the Hedgehog movie before they went for a more cartoony 3D style. It's horrible. I hope they can also learn from the negative feedback
>>2436749I truly love the way that gimlet speaks, she has a really talented seiyuu. Have you listened to her singing? Her vocals are fuckin great
>>2436749She's a lot of fun when you don't get it, and even more fun when you like mythology so you get what she's talking about. The only time she tones it down is when she's talking to Vodka, because she wants Vodka to understand her.
>>2436762NTA but I haven't, which songs does she sing?
>>2436745Personally, what I want is far from what most fans want from the series so I don't really have much to say.
>>2436749>blessed be chronosNo, I'll NOT buy the fucking glowie sticks
>>2436764https://youtu.be/s6ZqNP9eSrIListen to this and then listen to her ms victoria version it's really amazing
Is Gimlet ok?
>>2436775Chuuni autism does that to you
>>2436775Autism above and beyond even the most autistic of uma
>>2436698>>2436731>>2436740>>2436753You have to AT LEAST agree with some on that list. Like nobody actually finds Biko attractive right?
>>2436767As another fan, what would that be? Because to be honest. Im unsure what the franchise can even offer nowadays after so long and so many failures
>>2436714I haven't calculated the exact numbers, but it's double circle.
>>2436775at least he's alive, unlike his daughter lmao
>>2436779Aye I'll drink to that.
>>2436779I know there's an anon around that finds her very attractive. I don't get it, I honestly get flower but not biko
>>2436775If by ok you mean kicking then yes
>>2436775Still kickin
>>2436788>>2436791
>>2436791
>>2436780At this point, I just want a game with new levels and more of an obstacle course focused level design that the original had. I just want straightforward levels, branching paths with differing difficulty is fine. With 64, I did like the game but wasn't a fan of the all range sections. To be fair, I do think it's difficult to sell that kind of experience nowadays without being a very budget title and don't really expect things to go my way, it's just what I'd like to see. Maybe I have too much nostalgia for the first game.
>>2436276>arknights is rerunning its best event eversorry club I'll have to flatline while doing niche clears for the next two weeks
>>2436779Teio is fairly repulsive to be honest
Alright I finally got E3 so I can join herse! problem is I dont find it when I search for it in clubs ;-;
>>2436693the despicable glasses hater...
>>2436640never been a /pw/fag, what's the dimes thing?
>>2436812112044267 is their ID, did you type the slashes? /herse/
>>2436812Search /herse/ or leave your trainer ID here
>>2436797Star fox 64 was so good that the franchise is permanently not allowed to go on a different direction otherwise the fans will throw a tantrum, and any attempt that has been made to go of course has resulted in even shittier games than the mid rehashes of the same formula. Genuinely cursed IP.
>>2436779I dabble in a bit of cunnyfagging but I wouldn't fug Biko either.
Is there wife Festa or Fenomeno content?
>>2436812Can you search for the ID? Got this one from Chronogenesis 112044267, remember to add /v/ to your profile so they know that it's really you
>>2436810If we are talking no joke, I find teio to probably the most attractive tiny uma. Her design is excellent
>>>/vg/566205059Sorry for crossposting but I think this guy also hosts rooms here so it's kind of relevant.Don't join his rooms unless you want him to have a melty and doxx you.
this is the El danchou actually likes
>>2436786Flower is the girliest girl to ever girl. If she were a big flower she would have many more people going after her
>>2436827Sadly not allot, if I didn't destroy my wrist I'd have drawn some for Festa by now.
alright fuck it, I can't find it to save my lifewitchwaltz999
>>2436831never seen him around
>>2436831>VNope, never seen the guy. But thanks for the heads up, I will keep it in mind.
>>2436835She's so cute without her dumb stupid hat.>>2436836At'em boys.
>>2436836Post your ID instead homie.
every single time
okay heres my id 888637778218
>>2436831Whoppers?
>>2436831Thanks for the warning anon, I've seen him host a room or two during SEA hours.
>>2436831>The poster he responded to is a passive-aggressive bitchOkay?
>>2436841I mean he's just warning us that he's a bit of a schizo in case we see him pulling the same shit. I don't know why it upsets you
>>2436841I mean, a warning is a good thing. If anything this is one of the good ones.
who did you send to Spicaman as a sacrifice, anons? for me it's every member from RigilI'm also sending every Spica member to Hana
>>2436831>doxwhat the fuck is he gonna dox, do you niggers use your ss number playing this shit or what
>>2436852it's just bad manners
>>2436848Anyone who has screencaps like that saved is probably a rage-addicted retard.
>>2436852Yeah I use my real name and my ID is my credit card number so please don't dox me.
>>2436831Who the FUCK is this
OH BOY I LOVE WHEN FRIENDSHIPS GET STUCK ON GREEN/BLUE THE ENTIRE FUCKING RUN
>>2436786I just think she's cute. I'm gonna run her on some of my teams unless I die before then.
>>2436844WHERE IS THE FUCKING BURGER
>>2436852It's a bit of a funny meme but the endgame is keeping the anonymity to avoid namefagging thread personalities developing.I've seen generals ravaged by attention whores namefagging and avatarfagging all day. It may seem stupid to censor names but it's ultimately for a good cause
>>2436861This, I appreciate the warning to avoid that retard. Should we blacklist from clubs just in case?
bro where the fuck is the maruzensky legend race I don't want to lose the derby three times in a row
>>2436831>VIs this some SEAfag Im not aware of.
>>2436859
>>2436857What's that Fine Motion? You wanted to hang out in guts all alone for half the career?
>>2436855YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>2436839The beanie is part of the charm.
Is this game locked by region or something? I can't find /herse/ even by IDOh god, the pain of being a thirdie
>>2436870AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE NOT MY JANNIE ACCOUNT I REROLLED FOR!!!!!!
>>2436831One danchou here. Thanks for the info, blacklisted. Now you may go back or hide here quietly
>>2436850
>>2436852People post their IDs in response to club recruitment posts and then don't want you to know what club they're in.
>>2436873You posted your ID already, they'll find you. There's still a week for you to get in for gibs anyway, no rush.
>>2436873Nah, you already posted your ID so you'll get an invite soonish
>>2436870>Hassan tormenting me in uma tooAIIIEEEEEEEE NOOOO
>>2436879there's gibs?
>>2436873I added you to follows. you can click my profile and find the club that way. Maybe it works?
>>2436852It's bad manners and invites schizo posting in someone else's name. If that muvluv fag was any worse of a player everyone would probably be making fun of him causing him to quit or worse>Look at replies>Turns out he's their NTRfageven more reason to blacklist this guy
>>2436883Yeppers, you get crowns and carats for being part of a club. And you can launder shoes, just dont request dirt ones.
holy SHIT 3 turns of double wit rainbows into this monster training to end itShe had like 550 wit going into this summer camp
>>2436885Don't worry already blacklisted in horse md lmao, not like he'd care
>>2436883Yeah it's the main reason to be in clubs, you get carats depending on your club's rank at the beginning of every month as long as you were in it for half of the previous month.
>>2436888welcome to the Witcasino, looking good
>>2436883You have to be in a club from the half of the month onwards to get gibs or something. That way you can't swap for a better club at the last minute and have to actually commit to your club to get better gibs
>>2436885>Turns out he's their NTRfagIm from >there and yeah, the guy is an absolute faggot. I won't bring any drama into these threads but yeah, don't get involved and avoid him. This is where the hall monitor is needed
>>2436894Are you really this mad he doxxed you after you insulted him?
>>2436850nice taiki lol
>>2436895Im not that guy, and I will not speak about the topic anymore because it doesn't belong here.
>>2436894You can easily ignore it instead of crying over posts? Makes you look like a bitch as well
>>2436871The beanie looks so dirty
>>2436894>hall monitorDon't import that terminology here.
52.018513672718704, -8.486174679498511
>>2436902Festa looks really dirty in general
>>2436904DON'T GO HERE IT'S A MUSTARD FIELD
>>2436904So this is where the CHIGGERS are buried.
>>2436904>Fine Motion doxxAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2436902You don't get it then.
>>243690443.5323389932
IM TIRED OF WAITING FOR SWEEPY
>>2436843I sent you an invite
>>2436904Nani
>>2436904I KNEW IT
>>2436916Faggler...
>>2436904HOLY SHIT /v/ma HEADQUARTERS
>>2436904>The Ir*sh could be here>The Ir*sh could be anywhere
You know that you're already exposed, right?Nothing is hidden as long as she's around...
Not pictured: Uma Stan, Eager, Radiant Star.I'm still unsatisfied, stam seems too low. 5 more Kawakamis tomorrow.
>>2436925
>29/30Not looking good...
Do we have a release date for Grand Live?
>>2436916>BITCHler caved, is out of human tricks and wants a witch nowAAAAAAAAAHHHHH IT'S USELESS IT'S ALL USELESS DAME DA UUUUWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2436933Danchou...
>>2436934Not exactly, but 2 more months.
>>2436929Ganbatte kawakamibro
>>2436934How does she cry? She's a robot?
>>2436929>position pilfer agemasenTragic, shes looking good though.
>>2436940Too much green juice.
>>2436441Orfere's outfit is so fucking bad with the half skirt, jesus christ.
>>2436943Why does she need green juice instead of oil
What did she mean by this?
>>2436673Kat got bogged and goodness what Krystal would look like if she's in the game, too
https://litter.catbox.moe/t5ldym8cr1ix7fev.pngkwab
>>2436948I will now pull for inari one.
...I have called her Inari One(as in onee-chan) for the longest time before I realize it's ONE(as in the number)
>>2436952Grass wonder would do this.
>>2436952I did the exact same thing until she showed up in Cingray
>>2436948She's from the country and lives by the old ways. When you signed that contract to be her trainer, that was for life
>>2436948SHE CALLS YOU HUSBAND???!!
>>2436948Edo girls fuck in the first date
>>2436917wait so I withdraw my appliance and accept the invite? it works like that right?
>>2436441Machan, Crown, Ai, Dia, Orfevre are mine
>>2436948You should have read the fine print of the revised contract she handed you. Especially the section on kids.
>>2436948NOW WE ARE TALKING
>>2436948H-Hot
Inaricoin is rising rapidly.
>>2436948Probably not real but please be real
$INARI to the fucking moon.
Is this really what men want these days? Arranged marraiges?
>>2436948>JP version: Husband>Eng localisation: Trainer
>>2436929Looks really fucking good to me bro, umalator has a 93% survival rate even at bad mood.
>>2436948Its another one of those things where something in japanese has 10 different readings depending on context
>>2436973yes
>>2436969>He didn't invest>with cingray in the horizonFOOLS!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!
>>2436506fuck you and your family, she's the cutest, most loving and tender uma
>>2436977Name one example of this and then do a backflip
>>2436694You're going to want to go to the first pity to get LB2 Light Hello anyway after the 100 free rolls, and Tachyon's scenario link gives you the a really strong gold while all the other ones aren't really comparable except for Falco's who is dirt specific though Tachyon's is medium specific. You don't need to MLB Tachyon for her to be worth using over Kita alongside Maru on mediums for the gold, but it'll obviously be weaker and you're probably going to end up having your borrow locked for all medium races to MLB Tachyon since Grand Live also raises the speed cap if you run speed sparks
>>2436982Kami
>>2436961I think you just wait until approval no?
>>2436982きる
>>2436986Doesn't count, no backflip. I curse you with 100 dead pulls.
>>2436975We would have to round up the translators, every single one of them, and send them to a "reeducation" camp
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/vg.vm/filename/evilaura.png/
>think i made a pretty good Golshi>"Awesome, time for practice rooms">nonstop jobbingI hate my life.
Alright fine, sell me on inari juan
>>2436781Double circle means 150+, which is good if you're running a Maru parent since she has terrible affinity and even full MANT setups with her are only around 220ish. However, the fact that you're just counting the sparks means that you don't likely know how the system works and that grandparent sparks are a reduced odds by about half, so it's way better to dig for a borrow parent that has 3* medium and not care about the pinks on the grandparents then it is to get one that's 6* medium but only 1 of those stars is on the parent itself.
>>2436997Fuck you faggot YOU sell her to ME
I've been playing so much vidya lately I've forgot to drawfag, feels like I haven't properly drawn something in months
>>2436995....whats wrong with that post? It's objectively correct. Are you really defending trannylators?
>>2436992I have 80k carats I'm prepared to hit pity for all of my targets
>>2436997big tits with brown nipples
>>2436995>different filesizesYou're both a faggot and wrong. Stop being a retard looking for the hidden /vg/ fags in the wall you fucking schizo
>>2437001Draw something simple to begin with, like oguri eating millions of burnt out flatliners
>>2437008He does it on purpose to farm (You)s. Dont take the bait.
>>2436995KWAB
>>2437002there's nothing at all indicating that the Curren poster is from /vg/ either so this schizo must be putting every single image through the archives to find /vg/ posters
>almost everyone who beats me bought Radiant Starwhat the fuck is this skill actually good
>>2436997Cindy grey uma, if you like Oguri Adventure 2 Battle shes there, even if she is temu tamamoGameplay wise her skills and growths are good but her unique is abysmal dogshit in our current front dominated metaAlso shortstack with huge tits
>>2437017>he didn't GAMBA
>>2437017
>>2437017It always does something, and also helps to counter debuffers. It's just expensive, so you'd really like to get a discount on it from sparks
>>2437017Not worth it over more mid race but it's a good skill
>>2437017almost everyone you beat also has itBut I can't prove it
fuck kagurabachi, go back to make cingray season 2 cynigger
>>2437017Gamba skill. Basically this career's mod No Stopping Me, but you can actually still have NSM/Nimble Navigator. It's just fucking expensive
>>2437017Most people are retarded and don't understand it's bad SP value despite being an ok skill.
>>2437032What if I find the bacchi memes funny but don't care about the series
>>2437032>cingray season 2*star blossom
>>2437034>told not to get double circle on generic corner/straightaway skills>told not to get Radiant StarSo what do I do with 600 extra SP, buy Murmur or Hesitant Fronts or what?
>>2435936>won queen onceTwice*
post cm13 aces
>>2437032KaguraKINO is the best shonen I've read in years and I'm glad my umabucks will end up funding itt.full blown shonentard
>>2437038Single circle is just the best value, double circle is still good. It's that other skills have better value but if you don't have anything else to buy absolutely get double circles or Radiant.
>>2437038Spark more skills from your parents and get more useful hints from rival races :^)
Hmm...Which gaslight should I use today?
>>2437038Double circle is pretty good if you already got all your skills.
>>2437045You're too late people are already gaslighting Radiant Star being bad
>>2437038Radiant Star is always good but expensive. If the rest of your skills are bad just get it. It's good. I saw people winning plats because they triggered Radiant Star right at the best possible moment. It's good. But expensive.
>>2437045Cingrey being good is a very potent one
>>2437051No one's saying radiant star is bad, everyone's saying radiant star is decent but not a priority.
>>2437045Borrow Yukino Bijin
>>2437053Starting with a gasligh of your own I see
>>2437038It's not that you shouldn't, it's that they're not the most ideal choice you can make. It's all about the value you get per SP spent. I 100% recommend buying those options if they're available and you already bought everything else that's essential.Looking at it another way, if you're in a position to spend ~360 SP on radiant star, you either have no skills and are bricked OR you got a god tier high roll with fast learner/inspirations. That's why the advice is generally shortened to "You don't buy radiant star".
>>2437056Idk, I just don't think I enjoy oguri much as an MC, she's a very reactive character.
i thought i'd be pretty fine with this setup but fuck man my umas are getting murdered at the last second. Tachyon will get 1st most of the time until another uma or two steals it from her, and Golshi will do fine but only reach 3rd or 4th towards the end. Tamamo does whatever the fuck she wants.
>>2436948Out of all the umas I expected to call you husband, inari one is not one of them
I swear to christ Radiant Star is more consistent than NSM. I feel like it activates at a good time way more than you'd think.
>>2437060That's why they gave her such a colorful cast to be around her while Oguri can be the autistic straightman to whatever eccentric they want
>>2437065NSM is a lot less consistent on this track, we talked about it. Something about the way the umas spread out in the final corner
Hey i don't play uma but I've seen you guys around. Recommend me an uma musume girl, here's my favorite Pokémon if that helps.
>>2437075I don't know why but Narita Brian is the first thing that comes to mind when I see Aggron.
>>2437075>Cool jobber with a 4x weakness to fightingWin Variation.
>>2437075Sirius Symboli
>>2437077I can see it
>>2437078This is kinda fitting since Win Vari was pretty fucking huge irl
>>2437075great pick. i raise you Durandal. why? i don't know. first uma i thought of when I see Aggron
>ALL the good shit>literally no megaphones on the first year>dogshit trainings>3 wit cards anywhere but in witI fucking hate equivalent exchange
>>2436441this is missing Ryan and her great grandma-tier outfit
>>2436376genetic?
>>2437087It's the ones a certain jpbro has unlocked
>>2437075>steel rockGentildonna?
>>2437086Radiant is not a good option for your 3rd heal on Oguri, anon. Corner recovery if you've got it, Preferred Position if not. Something interesting I have been seeing has been people running 4 heals on her anyway and accepting that sometimes her ult will just be a midrace skill in exchange for almost never not having an ult
Thoughts on
>>2437057I've heard so many varying things I don't even know. Paces don't get Speed Star or Up Tempo because it sucks for them here. So what does that leave me with? Red Shift, Prof, medium and pace generic speed skills, NSM, FCM? That usually leaves me with a decent amount of SP still.
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>>2437086>Radiant star>Fighting spiritYour heals are pretty bad anyway
>>2437093I had, pure heart, hydrate and 777. She literally got the fucking fast learner hat
>>2437102Why the fuck do you have 5 fucking recoveries? Radiant and Fighting Spirit are recoveries, anon.
>>2437102>Pure heart Why
>>2437102The fat fuck just wants 3 recoveries
>>2437095his voice is cute.
>>2437104She was glue, I just grabbed every medium skill for the spark rolls>>2437107 You want 4 just in case actually
Vivlos is the reason Dubai get missile striked. Prove me wrong (you can't)
>>2436820"Drawing Money" is a term used for being the reason someone spends money on a ticket of PPV event. "Never drew a dime" was a famous quote about Jeff Jarret "Broke 6000 guitars, never drew a dime" said by Mike Graham on the Rise and Fall of WCW DVD.This eventually turned into the /pw/ meme "drawing dimes"
>>2437110You only want 4 when you can get decent activations on your unique with 2 of your heals. Otherwise your unique is hitting too early and you're not catching up to Fronts
>>2437093I think 4 heals is fine, better than not having a unique in the few rounds where she misses a recovery. Really strong pacers have billion of fucking midrace skills anyway and win with that + red shift
>>2437110Not really, you want 777 to he as reliable of a trigger as possible. 4 recoveries were ran the previous CM because u=ma2 and 777 were activated at the same time so if one whiffed you had the other one as backup, here with more recoveries you just lose your accel trigger.
>>2437045Belno is Kitahara's wife
>>2437075Hope you like chocolate
>>2437118It was an interesting premise at least, especially since it does mean if you whiff one, you are going to get the 777 activation at the right time
>>2437113So does el condor pasa draw the money?
>>2436948Watch as how translators TL that to "Friend!" or "Trainer!"
>>2437129They'll probably do partner because its ambiguous enough, kinda how in mambo's career that was the replacement for boyfriend
>>2437125There should be more brown umas
>>2437136Gotta wait for the U.S. career.
>>2437140Those are BLACK umas not BROWN umas
>>2437128You'd have to work at cygames and be in the know of how many carats got spent on her banner lol
I have literally zero ideas for drawfagging our current queen since all there is to her is >lol le fatand>weird chibi creature
>>2437142Is there something wrong with blacks?
Every single fucking decent or better Seiun Sky borrow is taken. I swear I've looked at like 20 Seiuns on chrono in a row for my borrow and the only available ones are either shit or outdated from URA/Unity
>>2437149WHEN YOU'RE BROCKED, YOU'RE BROCKED as witgod said about people who plan to just borrow Flower
>>2437147Draw her snacking on millions of tiny flatliners from a bucket of CFC (chrono fried chicken)
>>2437147weird fox maybe? show her chomping on Oguri's head
>>2437148>kitasan black>is actually bay
Ningen women....
>>2437147>ChristmasDraw her getting crucified and then resurrecting (in /vm/) after 3 days
>>2437147Im never drawing her again because her stupid outfit with all the details made me want to rip my ears off, couldn't even finish it in timeDraw some Inari propaganda instead
>Drop NTR for Windy>Run goes way betterMan, I know NTR has higher highs but that doesn't mean much if you can't hit them.
>>2437147>>2403185Here's a good idea
How are there still no good Pasa Parents for Fronts
>>2437147I think someone had a decent idea earlier with a take on her having a mom-bod in a Uma Wife take. Can just assume years later SOMETHING happened despite her autistic one note personality. Doesn't have anything to do with her being a queen but its an art take.
>>2437160>her stupid outfit with all the details made me want to rip my ears offCurrently doing some xoggy propaganda and yeah it really has so much extra bullshit, the pattern alone takes time.
>>2437164El KWAB Pasa's ult has been terrible these past CMs so only now people are going to start running her again
Not beating the allegations
>>2437178/v/ma used to stand there at one point...
>>2437174Ye, I'm trying to build fronts for the Mile CM and have a decent enough Seiun Parent (1* Power kek).Wanted to find some Pasas to start Ace building but there really is nothing great.
>>2437158that's Easter you sillyhead
>>2437178
>>2437186....it was a fuku club?
>>2437186IS NO DANCHOU LOYAL?!
>take Uma Stan after the first inspiration>lose hard>clock>lose harder than I've ever lost in a careerWhat the fuck happened
>>2437193>he doesn't know about matisilence suzukitaru
>>2437179>Check /v/ma>Rank 810>Check /v/mapyoi>Rank 611Oh no no no no no
>>2437193The only club that has stayed loyal is the big head club
>>2437196Need more art of outfit/hairstyle swaps
I wish this Umalator would get updated I like it a lot better than the other one. Dark mode, UI is better, shows your survival rate not just spurt rate, etc.
>>2436673Can't wait to see what my nigga looks like.
>>2437203I always use light mode on everything
>>2437215do you hate your eyes?
>>2437203https://darkreader.org/
>>2437217ok sure yeah maybe you can force dark mode on the other one but it's still inferior in the other ways I mentioned
>>2437199We are end closers. We'll bounce back.
>>2436673I watched the trailer with some friends of mine and we al seemed to like the designs, Falco does look kinda weird, but the rest look fine, but when we looked online there seems to be a lot of backlash for the designs, it seems that the people that like it are quiet and the people the dislike it are just too vocal about it. We'll see if it sells decently and how the people that will actually buy it and play it have to say about it.
>>2434660It keeps happening..
>>2437216I don't know man. Are you using OLED or something? I find it easier to read text in light mode than in dark mode. My room is really sunny and I don't have a dark gamer room.
>>2437223>Quadruple mood down after triple race gambaI've had this happen to me at least three times
I would like to see your strongest roomas please and thank you
Hello frens! What gifts are you giving to your mom? I've already pretty much gifted her gifts that she wanted each year and now I'm running out of options on what would be a nice gift. I don't really want to resort to gifting flowers and bath soaps/salts as much as I could for some reason they're the ones being recommended to me when I tried searching. TXkgdXN1YWwgcGxhY2UgaXMgYmVpbmcgc2NoaXpvaWQgYXMgdXN1YWwsIGFuZCBJJ20gdXAgdG9vIGVhcmx5IGZvciBjb21meSBob3Vycywgc28gc29ycnkgdG8gYXNrIGhlcmUgaW5zdGVhZA==
>>2437234When all else fails take her out for a nice meal but be sure to make reservations first
>>2437234Robot vacuum cleaner. You might think she'll find it offensive or something, but those things are convenient and cool as fuck to look at
>>2437234I've been getting her books for birthdays and holidays recently.
>>2437234My mother is an old lady that has pretty much everything, so I'll be giving her a house plant because she enjoys gardening.
>>2437234To wuv your mother you must dig deep inside and think what would make her happiest? Only you know that. Me I give my mother puzzles she's probably undiagnosed autistic
>>2437234Which uma careers have a mom being relevant in the story?>oguri>groove>mambo>king halo>speThats all I can think of
If umas age like elves do they also live a fuck long time, or do they have a human lifespan and just look like a teenager for most of it?
>>2437259They live for about 30 years
>>2437256Ines Fujin mom constantly going in and out of the hospital is the reason she works part time jobs
>>2437240>>2437244>>2437247>>2437248>>2437253Thank you! Will consider these.I don't really gift very expensive ones for Mother's day, instead, I splurge during her birthday. If I can't think of anything then I might just take her out for a nice meal along with my siblings. >>2437256Tama, Spe, and Kingu.
>>2437253I know she wants grandchildren. There's no way in hell she's getting any.
>>2437256Taishin's mom shows up
Hahaha....
>>2437284Did it happen to be a grey?
