>Taurus CupStarting at 10:00 pm, May 14Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 2400m, Medium, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbThis is your threadly reminder to read the latest uma musume manga, star blossom.!
>>2439272The toreina rapist....
>>2439272Previous >>2436276
>>2439272>>/jp/
Shan't read star blossom
Hehe trainer, caught you staring again~ Were you thinking I look especially cute today? Because obviously I do. It actually takes talent to look this good while doing nothing, you know?
Why does bourbon's fat fucking chud chibi look so ugly.
I simply can't wait to get my hands on Pearl
>>2439286look at ayabe's
>>2439279>archived after 3 minutesS-sugoi
Most subtle falseflag
>Insta archivedWow that was quick
>archived less than 2 minutes after bakeThe diligence of /vm/ moderation is honestly astounding.
>old thread archived within secondsOur meidos are too powerful!
>>2439287when do lobby animations get so animated?
>insta archivedWtf man
>>2439292I honestly cant tell whether youre referring to the "previous" poster, or the guys calling bobo and ayabe ugly
>>2439295They REALLY wanna keep us contained here lol, I'm not too opposed because I quite enjoy the treatment
>>2439287What is it about fuku and pearl that turns them retarded
>>2439272funny of them to drop this right on her birthday
>>2439300>the guys calling bobo and ayabe uglyNot referring to them, the chibis ARE ugly while the umas themselves arent
Who ya guys running for the next CM? I'm going Golshi, Digitan and Vanillazensky.
>>2439306Context?
>>2439306Oh man is it the race where Laurel, Marvy and Top Gun all broke their legs?
>>2439311For mileslop? Gotta go with falcon for sure
>>2439305Aren't girls the cutest when they are almost retarded?
>instantly archivedWe've got friends in high places.That or he's very good at predicting us, which is also possible.>>2437971Your dachou hasn't sent me the invite yet, which... is kinda sad.He has until my career is done I guess.
>>2439286
>>2439311Ballroom Fuji, Muteki, and Flower. All pace cause fuck it
>>2439319Our danchou is too desperate...
>>2439319Its peak wagie hours....not looking good...
>>2439311The same team I run for every non-dirt CM.
>>24393121995 double leg fracture in preparation to the spring tenno sho, career ending injury, in most cases emphasis in most
>>2439300look at this WIDE chud, not cute in the slightest
>>2439319>/v/mapyoiDo newbros know about the /v/mapyoi bird?
>>2439313>Laurel, Marvy and Top Gun all broke their legs?Jesus christ
>>2439329She looks obese
>>2439329Her ears are the size of her body
>>2439311It's milesloppa so it's going to be whichever three front runners are the easiest to build in this scenario.
>>2439333>>She looks obeseIf you couldn't tell, that's his mom
So we are all ready for some multi-player rooms right?
>>2439328>emphasis in mostENTER
>>2439330Operabird comes from Indonesia Twitter I think
>>2439340not really, I couldn't get one decent run this entire week
>>2439342Her boobs are bigger than my home country
You DID roll for nano right?
>>2439351Yeppers
>>2439351I will if you tell me the context behind that webm
>>2439351She didn't come home in the free rolls. That's all I could spare.
Inquiry about the triple crown, are all 3 races the same day and at what timezone?
>>2439351Yeah, i did a bunch of free rolls.
>>2439354Its from the SPEED POWER STAMINA scenario I think. She's just confused
>>2439353>freckles and blushI cannot believe you niggers made me care about Ines WHOjin
>>2439353Her other outfits do nothing for me, but this casual wear activates something deep in my brain.
Kids had their fun, now MEN get to roll for a REAL front runner.
>>2439366It's the titties lifting the hoodie and the tiny waist
>>2439364The Ryan mines should have made you care about her
>>2439356Same day, all three will be on the 30th. Signups begin around noon EST, maybe 1PM EST, depending on when I wake up, but signups will be for a few hours. The races themselves will start around 8PM EST, but signups can be extended for another hour if it's really necessary.
>>2439366I don't like the fact that she wears a cap on every outfit.
I will kindly demand some rooms
>>2439371She's barely there, and only for the DAHBY
>>2439372Arigato
>>2439378It's just lore accurate, fujin doesn't do anything after the DAHBY
>>2439367I despise OOniggers and fronts but she has the best propaganda in all of /vm/a on her side so im hesitating
So in the endFronts>lates>ends>paces?
>>2439383So you are...considering?
>>2439384Without the outlier fatass, yes
>>2439385I just can't with palmer, she's hot but I got zero clue about her personality and her design Is boring
here I circle good but then my friend say, no. and I think to myself, okay imma go and go and mark down two from each row (this is to their clothing of choice, but of course some personal bias is affect)
>>2439384ends are the most consistent by far
>>2439306>Chapter where my oshi gets an injury dropped No...
>>2439367My gyaru collection will grow larger.Not including alts, are there even any others coming after Helios and (eventually)Espoir City?
>gyarus and poorfagsNo thanks, I actually have taste.
>>2439385I'm sorry palmer but all I can afford on you is tickets.
>"My clubmate has been handling the Taurus Cup terribly. Frankly, it's a disaster. 800 stamina, no medium S, no Uma Stan, you can't do it! You're up against four Dominators, you just can't do it!"
>>2439388>she's hot but I got zero clue about her personalityYeah I can't think of much about her aside from being "the chill one that wrangles Helios sometimes"
>>2439391>bourbon>not good
>>2439398KEK
Retard hereUma/2 will mess her up this CM right?So I just want hydrate/corner/luck7, yeah? Is there any backup or cope options for a 4th?
Since I saw some super early milekino testing, is gutsmaxxing a meme?
>>2439401sorry, but there is only so many to choose from
>>2439407U=ma^2 doesnt do anything, you're correct. No cope option for 4th
>>2439351>>2439367Nope. Not spending any of these carats.
>>2439407shake it out + red shift, mpb and pump
For some reason I never realized thered be an uma thread here, I always bounced between /v/ and /vg/ but I liked /v/ betterIs this thread cool?
>>2439400Real shame too because Helios is reddit/twitter and it makes Palmer look bad to be so invested in her.and her stupi love triangle bullshitHonestly, everyone in that group kind of sucks, except maybe Zephyr
>>2439416This is where the /v/ thread got exiled to.
>>2439407Noppers. That's why oguri isn't nearly as dominant, you gamble in triple 777 for consistent activation, at max wit you whiff 1/5 of the time. It will be similar in the Cancer rerun
>>2439416fuck off with your trash
>>2439416NIGGERTHIS IS WHERE WE GOT BANISHED FACE DOWN TO
>>2439416Sex on with your peak
>>2439306>>2439393The only reason i dont read star blossom is because of that, actually. I just dont want to see cute umas being injured and stuff
>>2439416Well, since uma got banned of /v/ this is where we relocated to. Welcome back
>>2439427Not me, i love angstsloppa. I want to see them suffer
>>2439427Why is Cinderella Gray, the more "serious" manga so lighthearted (outside of the doomoguri arc) but Star Blossom, the more traditional, happy go lucky mango such miseryporn?
>>2439415For late oguri right? I assumed anon was talking about pace
>>2439415Can shake it out proc early? I never get that move but id pay 100 skill points for a safety net
>>2439432Miseryporn is kino
>>2439432>exploding kneesit was always supposed to be misery porn yet the entire story is hopekino
>>2439416So... Are you part of a club?
>>2439427Boy do I have some bad news about the industry of competitive horse racing for you.
>>2439433paces still take all these because there's a ton of fronts tho?>>2439434late-race only
>>2439434Shake it out is only late race, but it only works for late surger oguri also id suggest not lewdposting, the jannies will get on it
>>2439443>a board for mobile games doesn't like lewdOkay that might be as baffling as all the nonsense from/v/
>>2439434Don't post this gross shit here you subhuman
>>2439441It needs you to activate 3 skills in the late race which would all be your late accels, i guess yeah in theory it should also work with pace for a front runner lobby but how often are you hiting pump with pace oguri anyway? I've only see it on lates, at least in publics.
>>2439446Posting smut is the fastest way to crater discussion quality in my experience.
>>2439446Meidos here are reasonable and we try to maintain a good atmosphere. Also, see >>2439449
>>2439446It triggers local wannabe jannies and hall monitors
>>2439432Oguri just lost a few timesThe story surrounding Star Blossom is about a strong but not dominant horse in the midst of a generation surrounded by could-have-beens, and they play up Biwa's tendonitis for drama with Brian of course
>>2439446I bet el condor pasa makes some mean ass tacos
>>2439446Considering our relationoship with this dogshit site's "people", its better if we keep our heads downIf you wanna post lewds just catbox it, almost everyone here is running the extension
>>2439434So that's where all the deserts went
>>2439460Yeah, im cool with catboxd lewds 100%
>>2439460no if he wants to post lewds he should go to /vg/ with the other cumbrains
>>2439416You don't belong here, get out
>>>/vg/566302232>4 mins earlier
>>2439457And for good reason, if you want a smut dump go to >>>/vg/
So, anon....Why are you here? I know that TP bar isn't empty.
>>2439468EVERYFUCKINGTIMEIT'S ALWAYS THEM
>>2439440Any industry which involves animals is most usually complete shit. Its why i stopped eating as much meat as ive used to
>>2439473Why am I here? Because I'm your danchou. Why are you here?
I'm down to 150 cocks, I want to try gutsmaxxing but that is just going to kill reserves,
Since Cygames got Yu Kobayashi to voice the lady for the island scenario when are they gonna get Miyuki Sawashiro to be a one off character?
>>2439470No one's asking for a smut dump, get a job nigger
>>2439460No, don't start spamming smut here you addicts
Can the hall monitor stop sperging out already, we get it.
Incoming 500 posts of hall monitor melty
Ignore the melty, hide the stub.
>>2439480 (me)Never mind, they did.
>>2439481You are giving them an inch and they will take a mile
>>2439479>I'm down to 150 cocksAverage teio trainer.
>>2439480Look up who voices Speed Symboli
>>2439480She's already a character. She's speed symboli
>>2439483>>2439484>>2439487>>2439457I honestly think your posts are worse
>>2439494I'm giving you an inch of my big fat cock, once you're done, you can have the rest
>>2439492It's fuckin bizzare to me that the symbolis are not related at all
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Can you guys not be retarded? We were off a pretty good thread no need to balance it out with a shit one
>>2439480>Miyuki SawashiroThis is my dream. Miss Sawashiro is my favorite seiyuu who voices many characters I love so if she ever voiced an Umamusume I'd be thrilled.
>>>/vg/566303949
>>2439480>Yu KobayashiHOLY SHIT SACCHAN IS IN
>>2439474>every time What exactly did he do, ask a gameplay question?
>>2439492>>2439498>>2439500Kinda of a waste desu, such a big seiyuu should have a playable trainee.
I don't feel like contributing today, so I'll do a quick E+ MahKween URA
>>2439508it's the usual people trying to bring us down with their shit culture as always
>>2439507>Offtopic reaction imageNiggerman...
>both the hall monitors and the ERP gooners are telling each other to move on yet keep responding to each otherSasuga, how about both of you faggots fuck off? Anyways how's your ace runs going? I just started today and have been getting really good stats but as always the pink spark rates are fucking shit for me. I swear in unity and URA you were guaranteed to get at least one maybe two or three pinks during inspirations yet in MANTR you're lucky if you get a single one.
Thank you for the shoes and carats Mcqueen
>>2439511man i wish i didn't know the "lore" of these creatures
>>2439508Blame the local backseat janny, I hide his posts while I talk about the game
Would any japanese VA knower tell me, what are the chances of Ari Ozawa voicing an uma?
>>2439480My seiyuu knowledge is like 10 years out of date at this point, so I accept that I don't know most of the new blood that they bring on. A Hayamin uma would probably bankrupt me if timed properly, though.
>>2439521140 clocks left, I don't think I'll even make it to the end of MANT at this rate.
>>2439528I'll reuse my medium umas for the next one.
>>2439446It's a board for MULTIPLAYER, you are definitely not welcomed if you are going to behave like this
>>2439521>Anyways how's your ace runs going?I want to try borrowing the Bamboo card for gutsmaxxing, but it's agemasen, but it doesn't matter because no run so far has even lived long enough to get agemasen'd.
>>2439525I blame you for not hiding this post too and contributing to metashitflinging
>>2439530Probably not even that bad of an idea, I made it to A finals last CM and my current aces are just a single length slower than them.
>no aces ready>not even parents for ace runs readyGo on without me lads...
>>2439521>Anyways how's your ace runs goingThe worse they've ever been, I literally haven't gotten a single usable Ace all week, what the fuck have they done to the game behind our backs?
>>2439537Don't worry anon-kun. You can still make it.
>>2439515I assume Cygames probably goes for newer/less famous VAs for playable trainees since that means their schedule is less booked and it's easier to get them to do side shit like concerts, pakatube videos or whatever
>>2439537You could reuse last CM's aces if you didn't train staminalets.
FYI this all started from someone asking a basic mechanic question with some ugly smut attached to it (Which got answered regardless)This caused over 30 something replies and metadiscussion, "belonging" debates and cross board arguments. Who exactly is in the wrong?
>>2439537Parents are for the sweats, real men gamble with shitty sparks. Just go straight into the ace mines brother, it will save you a lot of time.
i simply ignore any post that isn't a jiggy
>>2439521Ive been playing at a slower rate and did some careers for umas i never actually read. I have one ace im okay with using, and another that is kind of bad, but ill still use her if i wont have the time ro remake her. All this is me aiming for group B, so my Aces are S/S+ ranks
>>2439551DANCHOU WE ARE RUNNING LOW ON FANS, PLEASE PLAY THE GAME
jongy?
>>2439544You are, for dragging this out.
>>2439551this but for jongs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IimL3viA7hIGeneral horse racing in the U.S. today if you want something on the 2nd monitor.
>>2439551Flower-san...
>>2439544Better to just drop it man, you will never get through him. He acts like a schizo-lite (but on our side?).
>>2439555I could go for some jongy right now
Any races today?
>>2439544I was going to type an honest reply but honestly fuck you for dragging this
>>2439521I had really good stats going into Senior year on a run yesterday but then the Speed trainings dried up faster than Maruzensky at the prospect of having to take public transit. And no Medium S of course. So I'm still working on two aces.
>>2439553that's when you break and bring 1 ace 2 deboofers
Geuninue question, have they actually lowered the spark rates in MANT careers? I've been getting shit luck with pink sparks ever since MANT began, it's been too long for it to be just placebo.
I AM TIRED OF OGURI THE FAT BITCH GET HER OUT OF OFFICE RIGHT FUCKING NOW IT'S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS
Pull that jong up
It's the rep for having a stick up our ass that keeps this place clean desu
>>2439571If anything they increased them, my parents are super high quality now
>>2439569Dawg, my best uma in mant is a 17k score Falco, i never went above S+ rating.>ace and deboofersI did that last time, same B Finals, but it was boring since i was metafagging. At least when my team are umas i actually care for B finals will be fun
>>2439575Dude just shut the fuck up about it we get it already
Pick your winner!Not posting anymore just happened to pop up while I was getting settled, Only shitty horses are racing today.>>2439564I think there's a Japanese G2 on tonight. I forget the name.
>>2439576That's the thing though, the parents are a lot fucking better on paper with all the whites and affinity, yet for some reason I feel that I get less whites and pinks procing in inspirations than before.
>>2439571Whatever the case, reminder getting SS ranked umas greatly increases spark quality odds
>>2439579Peak of Chic is a good horse name.
>>2439579PEAK (as in cap) OF CHIC
So is the lowroll RNG Ace problem widespread? I have seen confessions about it both here and in /uma/
jong situaton is insane
>>2439580it might be because you are training milelets so there are less distance relevant sparks to proc also maru has really bad affinity with everyone
This place is so clean... if you ignore our own vomit and shit on the floor...
>>2439586I don't think it's an intentional thing or something like that, like another anon said. It's probably a psychological thing since we are so close to the CM
>>2439581That requires me being able to pump out SS umas at a more frequent rate than once a week though.
>>2439579Kyoto Shimbun Hai where Chrono Genesis’ first foal, Bereshit, will be running to try and secure a spot in the Derby
>>2439586I've seen some posts on xitter about it. Maybe some collective mass psychosis?
>>2439593What do I do if I can't get a usable shit?
>>2439579>Short shiftGod i wish
>>2439595>BereshitI thought for sure this was a derogatory nickname
I don't care about your rules have some lewds!
>>2439597Round 1 is going to be easy don't worry, remember this. If YOU are struggling the average person is struggling more
>>2439600MS OGURI GET DOWN
>>2439600Wtf anon this is a blue board censor that shit
>>2439600AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY VIRGIN EYES
>>2439600I can't get enough Fuji, I am such a bad husband, I fail her constantly
>>2439599Bereshit is the first word in the book of Genesis which is a cute way of naming Chrono’s first ever foal but yeah it sounds unfortunate when written in English instead
>>2439600My $FUJI...no...
>>2439595>Chrono+Epiphaneiaall in on the SPErm
>>2439600wtf is that???
>>2439594SS isnt even that hard, Kitasan and a borrowed fine get you there easily if you have good enough SRs (as in, you didn't start playing yesterday and you have some LBs)
>>2439600HOLY
>>2439600This kills the hall
>>2439615The cards aren't the problem, it's that I just suck ass at MANT.
>>2439507Why can't it be like this on /v/ as well?
>>2439611Has that ever been high?
>>2439620Most people aren't extremely anal like our local thread police. It comes with the positives (clean on topic thread) and the negatives (spergouts, drama and resentment)
>>2439621Everyone likes fuji
>>2439586It's probably due to the high stat requirement, needing max speed and 3 stats at about 1000 is pretty high compared to something like in Pisces where some people were satisfied with skimping in wit/power
>>2439621As far as I know, its always need steady but low because of how mcuh we post her kisekisUnless a drawfag gets involved and does the equivalent of a bailout its not looking good for $FUJI, but still nowhere neat as bad as $TEIO
>>2439615I only hit SS once and it was for the Long CM. And that was because of Fast Learner. I almost hit it again the other day but my third stat was only at 990 or so. I'd say it's easy enough if you don't train girls with Speed growth but my Ardan runs have been disastrous for the last two CMs.
>>2439626Is this true? I thought she was liked mostly by yuritard lesbians
>>2439629What deck are you running? You'll be glad to hear ardan is a top 1 pacer this CM
>>2439630I think yuritards gravitate towards umas with "ships" like bourbon and rice. Fuji is a bifauxen but from what I hear women don't like her race wear and how straight she is
>>2439633Technically all umas have ships no? Since its fanon and all umas have rivals it's a very easy recipe for yuri headcanon
What are they talking about?
>>2439630You are a very stupid individual.
>>2439636CM plat losing cope
>>2439635>all umas have rivalsmaruzensky...
>>2439630There's no good fuji yuri anyway, she's just generally a likeable uma
>>2439641Technology is her rival
How can other Mejiros even compete ?
>>2439641Not contemporary but she's often paired with other old legends like mr cb and rudolf
>>2439644Them titties are absurdly huge
>>2439644>
>>2439644By not being a cold bitch that hates you
>>2439644I've been meaning to ask this, but how does ramonu cope with not being able to use her own wit card. Cuz I KNOW she was meta
>>2439641Maru calls Chiyo a rival in Chiyo's story.
Loose uma! Loose uma! She tossed her jockey! Race delayed!
>>2439649You did not play her career dacchi, she doesn't hate you at all.
>>2439652Mare moment.
>>2439651Maru is just Yujiro in Chiyo's story.
>>2439644Why does she act like this if >>2439649 is true?
>>2439620>>2439507I actually deleted it myself because people were so angry. I just pick images at random and I got stuff from huge and absurd to tiny and cute. Apologies for the disruption
This is a funny picture
>>2439649She doesn't hate you, anon, she's just not really interested because you aren't a racetrack that she can run on
>>2439650Same way Kita did with not being able to use her own card for the longslop
>>2439658Relax anon, don't worry at all you're good, people just wanna keep up community standards and some anons are...a lot more passionate about it than others. Wuv you.
>use 4 wit cards>sub 800 wit
>>2439658You learned, good
>>2439650true paceGODS will pull for mcfat wit
>>2439658I feel bad for you, don't feel like you should've been bullied but it's okay.
>>2439659thanks, I'll save it into my jiggie folder
>>2439658It's okay anon. It's rare to have gacha threads that actively despise dumping lewds so I get it. If people weren't like that, it would eventually attract the erpers and porn posters and people that want to talk about the game and series in general would have nowhere to go.That being said, when the mood is right people don't mind. Or if you draw it yourself. That's always well received.
Stop bullying Mcqweeeeeeeen!
>>2439667Literally how?
>all these people that think GL is going to spare them from MANT sufferingIf you think card selection is bad now, just wait.
>>2439677Thats why i have 2 sparks saved up and counting
>>2439674Makween is the most bullyable uma
How's that CM prep going? You haven't run into any troubles, right?
>>2439644>>2439648If you're a Mejiro you're either an Idiot (Palmer, McQueen) a sweetheart (Ardan, Bright) or a bitch (Dober, Ramonu)Ryan is an outlier but still a sweatheart
>>2439680I got two aces done and im too lazy to make my runaway suzuka
>CM report post #3482532I'm good
>>2439680I don't have a single ace yet thanks to Medium S never proccing.
>>2439680I have 4 aces and I don't fucking know what combination I wanna run
>>2439675You can't waste turns on double wit rainbows when a triple wit rainbow is possible
>>2439680Struggling with making my gold city but that's really it, the other two are in the bag
>>2439680I realized that front is not that good which completely demoralized me because that's all I can build with the trainees that are available to me.
>>2439660She can run on me anytime>>2439677You mean the GL gameplay also limits your deck, or the banners? Because banners are fucking loaded during GL as well, lots of umas i want to get there
I have NOTHING except for figuring out my roster for this CM
>>2439680Im making my nishino parent for the next one desu neigh
>>2439692>front is excellent though
>>2439675It's easy if the wit cards are Marvy, Tachy, and Yeppers.
So apparently the mile CM is popular for fronts?Who are the top 3? Bourbon/maruzen... and...? Wait, do I need red shift again?
Don't gaslight yourself into thinking ramonu isn't for (You) she is.
>yepperslet>finelet>creeklet>ricelet>cock-and-ballslet>NTRletLooking good for this CM!
>>243968017 runs of Cheer natie with only 1 med S that was a horrible low roll . It's the only ace that outright refuses to get med s with 10+ pink and double circle affinity
>>2439702Its the same track as cancer, angling, plancha. Its gonna be bourbon, smaru and falco
>>2439699Marvy and Tachy are awesome cards though>yeppersNSM is not worth an S+ uma
>>2439702>So apparently the mile CM is popular for fronts?THAT'S EVERY CM EVERY FUCKING CM FRONTS ARE GOOD IF NOT GREAT IF NOT THE BEST COMP YOU CAN HAVE>Holy FRONTBROKENGO TO HELL
>no medium S or groundwork AGAIN
>>2439704>Marulet>Seiunlet>Doberlet
Holy frontbroken
>>2439711Holy frontbroken
>>2439697The CM is not so fucked up that I'd fear being demoted, but I know that victory will be a matter of getting lucky and not being matched against an ultra-tryhard in finals, which makes it feel like I have no agency over my own fate.
How many points does a makweek suicide give? Im 15k short
>>2439711Holy MEIRABROKEN
>>2439713Oh yeah thanks for reminding me that I also don't have dober or maru.
>>2439702Your best choices are whichever ones are the easiest to build in mant.
>>2439713>Marulet>Seiunless (don't care about fronts anyways)>DoberletAt least I'll always have Nishino Flower.
>>2439717Nigga just do a URA career, you have an hour and it only takes 20 minutes.
>>2439721I have dober but i've given up on running ther because her early game is torture due to low wit making you rush therefore she has no skillsRyan mines are eternal
>>2439704I'm just saving for the next scenario at this point
>>24397262 hours actually
>>2439707Lates or cheeky Ends could use Cheer Halo's unique tooHeck, Taishin with Shadow and Tracen Cheer could sneak in a few slippery wins
>>2439717Bakushin!
>>2439708>Marvy and Tachy are awesome cards thoughThey're good but the stats from them just don't compare to what you can get from Fine/CB.>NSM isn't worth an S+I don't necessarily disagree, I just mentioned a possible combination.
>>2439728Same, my entire carat bank is getting burnt on the tachy + light hello along with the maru + fine banners.
So when exactly are fronts gonna get executed and pace's/lates reign supreme?
>>2439707I hate Vbourbon so much I don't know why there aren't more people complaining about her
>>2439736When the buff to OYL and N&N happen. Don't ask me when
Nothing piss me off more than having great pre debut turns just to job the race, shit makes me want to insta glue the run
>>2439736Never.Fronts are evergreen for LoH even after they fall off for a while in CMs.
>>2439736Fronts will never get outright killed, Lates and Ends will become more viable soon due to better skills and umas coming outPace is truly a tragedy because they won't be good for all of 2026 and maybe half or more of 2027
>>2439743How the fuck are you jobbing the debut race? Haven't had that happen since mid unity.
That palmer and helios comic was wuz gud.
>>2439736TAP TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPDANCE YOUR LAST DANCE
>>2439738Because I hate building fronts so having a super easy one is very convenient.
>>2439748
>>2439751Why is Tap Dance trying to kill Digitan?
>>2439748Because my late surger with 250 200 280 200 200decided to get blocked like a retard
>>2439753Fair enough lategod.
>>2439702
>>2439746>paces remain badSo why are we dumping a hundred thousand carrots on a pace exclusive speed card...?
>>2439652based
>>2439658
>>2439757Digitan must suffer like she has
>>2439736Pace Renaissance NOW
>>2439753?
>>2439761Who's we?>>2439762kek
>>2439761>why are we dumping on a second kitasan?Because its a second kitasan, did you ever stop and consider kitasan is technically a frontrunner/long card?
>Ines Fujin Banner>Day 1, do 200 rolls, spark Ines>free rolls come>spooked by Seiun on day 2>spooked by the ugly german Seiun todayWhat does she want from me?!
>>2439738Its because bourbon is fair, she doesn't have a blatantly broken unique ability like xoguri or falcon back in the day, she's just strong
>>2439761Because it runs at the same time as critical pal card for the scenario, dummy
>fail to get medium s on all of my good runs>try again>fail a 6% training and only get 300 speed by first inspiration>NOW I get double medium sparksFuck this shit fucking trash game
>>2439762I get that reference
>>2439773>Bourbon is fairLol, lmao even
>>2439762How would they translate this moment to an uma? Would she kick off her shoes while running?
>>2439769That would be El, not Tachyon
>>2439738Complaining about the only thing making mant bearable would be really fruity.
>>2439711>muh Fronts are brokenDo you know how much harder Fronts are to build you fucking nigger>no my Dober with the free Ryan unique and the free gold skills lost. I even had nimble from FineMo and an Umastan from my Parents... it's not fair :(((MEANWHILE I HAVE TO FUCKING GET PRUDENT, DODGING, GROUNDWORK AND AT LEAST 2 GREENS JUST TO HAVE A VIABLE COPE HORSE
>>2439761Tachyon is a scenario link and good enough to be ran as a generalist speed card, like how Kita comes with skills for fronts and longs even though she's goes in just about every deck.
>>2439761>TachyonStrong for GL due to the scenario link like how power Rice was for Unity, after that it's just a good pace card.>ElYou have the option of PoC or a consistent pace/late accel.
>>2439769>its the second kitasan Gaslight, the second kitasan is el condor pasa from l'arc. People recommend to double spark tachyon cuz >pace is the most common and most dominant style >shares a banner with light helloIf youre a front main for example, tachyon is your 3rd speed card not your first
>frontbroken vs front, broken
>>2439792>pace is the most common and most dominant style>pace remains badWhich is it?
>>2439779I'd have her decide that she can't get brocked if she runs outside the track and hop the rail at the start, since you still want to capture the insanity of her winning despite the handicap
>>2439795Kek.
>>2439795What about front/broken?
Sorry for delay I sneaked this career at workDecent stats. Godly inspirations. Skills are a bit shit but I hope fast learner compensates. At one point my stats were complete dogshit but the 2nd summer was perfect so she became useable. Thank you Shiraoki.
Fwontbwoken!
>>2439779She tears her top off during the gate and runs topless.
>>2439801>decent>still better than anything I have
>>2439784>Literally every other running style is gimped because of how strong fronts are>at best sometimes ends or paces get a lucky break and can be good in one specific CM while fronts are the best in literally all of them>FEEL SORRY FOR ME FOR TRAINING THE STRONGEST STYLE >:^(
>>2439801Congrats! explode
>>2439796Pace is the current best strategy in JP and will be for a long time, when anon says pace remains bad is through MANT im pretty sure.
>>2439760I feel like people are REALLY downplaying taiki/nishino for the mile CM
>fronts are hard to build>heres your pre-built front, bro, dont forget your angling
>>2439812They are, they're in for a rude awakening
>>2439784In fairness, anyone running front parents worth their cleats nowadays should be getting Groundwork extremely consistently, if nothing else; it's all the other skills that are annoying.
Thank you for giving me this training just when I needed it the most!>those statsNo medium S or groundwork, she was glue anyways.
What did she mean by this?
>>2439302Are they really doing that? :/
>>2439814Cool, she needs two other fronts to go with her.
>>2439801no hag training at work! Fired!
>>2439812I hosted a few Gemini rooms and so far Flower hasn't used her ult a single time.
>>2439812People are dumb, I'm already working on my Nishino parent since my Taurus aces are gud enuff for me on a long race as a Creeklet
>>2439814>Bro bourbon is not good, she's just easy to build >Bro she has no TTL she sucks>Bro she's easily skippable I TOLD ALL OF YOU THAT YOU WOULD REGRET IT
>>2439817there's a GIVE UP button for such cases
>>2439705Make it 19 runs without med S holy fucking shit
>>2439830>giving up a 900k fan career that's already 70% doneNaruhodo...
>>2439829Never fell for gaslight dancer's tricks award!
I wonder if the Special Wife poster ever checked out /vm/a.>>2439319Rejoice to the team with the worst ranking in my invites, my run took so long that /v/agabonds managed to get the invite in.I have no idea how the shoe system works here but I have got 82 long racing shoes now so that's cool.
>>2439837Danchou can suck my diiiiiick!
>>2439784Meanwhile I have to hope I spark both Medium S with a milelet, spark Dober's skill since I don't have Dober or Maru, run power Ryan because Fine Motion almost never gives Nimble to me, and survive without using all my clocks.
>>2439805Any advice for someone preparing to start building? Anything notable I should be aiming for? Should I try making her a power parent?
>>2439819>cheesecake and shrimp crackersWhat?
>>2439829I had to spend my carats on dober instead just two more weeks until she finally activates ult and you'll all be begging for mercy
Bwos, why are you posting off-topic reaction images?
>>2439840the usual rule is to just ask for mediums so everyone can launder CP
>>2439843Y'know, that takes genuine effort. Bras have to be unhooked from the back so she was probably doing that for like 15 seconds while Meisho Doto was gaining on her lol
>>2439844Palmer figured everyone will bring sweets so she brouht something salty for variety
>>2439816It's more annoying now because you need to hunt for other skills too. A few months ago you'd find a 6+* Groundwork Parent with good blues and Pinks and use it. Now you need the Parent to also have Prudent/Ignited Wit and ideally Dodging too although Dodging isn't that bad since you can get it from Kita and racing
>>2439840A fresh fellow /v/agabro??? Idk why we are doing long shoes when everyone has thousands of mediums but only 1-2k longs at best. Or well I do know since I started asking for them and more and more started doing the same after running low 6 months or so ago.
>>2439843Who? Smaru? Doto?
>>2439842>i'm gimping myself for a playstyle i have zero proficiency in
>don't have to worry about frontslop groundwork or pace cope any of that slop since I'm a doberCHAD that will get carried to his 8th plat win
Why are her cheeks so round here?
>>2439825What were your results like?
>>2439860I can't get any Dober to have decent stats
>>2439859I don't have any of the good parents for this CM. I'm sorta gimped no matter what I do anyways.
>>2439858Ah, I got my replies mixed up and attached an unrelated image. Nishino.
>>2439848Saying this as if dober hasn't been top 2 in half the CMs
This kills the doberkeks
>>2439862Mouth full of her trainer's special juice
>>2439814I will forever regret not pulling her, I'm such a retarded nigger, and for what? for a waifu pick that I am not even using?
>>2439829i don't regret it because i don't like her and her outfit is bad
>>2439873DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
>>2439874What a diligent uma drinking Kale juice even as the race is going on.
>>2439880A waifu pick is always better
>>2439870Funny enough my tip out of experience is Flower is usable as a Late if you happen to have the cards for lates. It's a little risky compared to pace but it is an option.
>>2439881Did you wake up being gay today or is it a lifetime thing?
>>2439854don't forget PTO and THH too
>>2439872The only one before this upcoming one where her ult was useful was Sagittarius, but she herself was unusable because of long F.
>love late surger umas>they refuse my love with abysmal runsAt this rate I'm gonna NTR them with fronts
>had to inject her with whites and a last-minute stamina training since Creek lowrolled me for the first timePain.
>Dogshit pre-debut training>Night Owl first turn after debut>Random Fast Learner the very next turn>Easily win all junior year races>Immediately cure Nightowl with Fluffy Pillow first turn of Classic year>Rest>Night OwlOkay man
Do I need Mile S for Gemini?
>>2439885No it's not, I shouldn't have, VBourbon was so much better
>>2439891>he forgot the sprint and miles and mediums CMs
>>2439884>juice is the source of her ult>if she rushes during the first half of the race, she accidentally spits the juice out during the race and can't ultI now believe this.
>>2439891You mean as a parent? Cuz as an ace people have been running her since release
>>2439900peak soulless here
>>2439900Soulless
>>2439899It's nice. So is Turf S.
>>2439899Yeppers
>>2439900A waifu is usless if you're not running her in CMs. Don't listen to those faggots trying to brick you.
I regret to inform you that I still don't have cm 13 aces ready. Tick tock DANCHOU
>>2439899Probably required for fronts.
>>2439912Can you really say you love her if you won't run her?
>>2439912>tryingAnon has his wife and hes not using her, he is bricked not in account but in spirit
>>2439901CM9: if you're in position 5 at the start of late race you can't catch up.CM10: if you're in position 5 at the start of late race you can't catch up.CM11: doesn't work at all on this course.CM12: if you're in position 5 at the start of late race you can't catch up.
>>2439829Bourbon was a gaslight, every single cm I entered her and smaru. Maru always performed better.
>>2439905>>2439908CM took my soul, I should've started metafagging long ago, I regret all my choices. I wish I could change them for VBourbon and other meta umas
>mfw my wife is releasing so far into the future we might have whole world eos sooner
>>2439900Spoken like a true third rateA real trainer sticks by their uma no matter whatMaybe you'll win by running meta, and thats a maybe, but your cabinet of trophies is as cold and metalic as your heart.
>>2439927a well-built Maru is arguably always stronger, Bourbon is just easier to highroll with
>>2439919I mean I'm using his words, he said he rolled for a waifu and isn't using her for CMs. If you're willing to force waifu picks roll for them but if you're not rolling for them is useless
>>2439855Just don't start doing dirt racing shoes.I don't have many shoes, but of all, dirt shoes are my fewest.Really overall I need to pump these numbers up a little but I can't get in the mood to do more than one a day.
Hello im the newfag that started this week, I have two questions>what is an ACE>what is a CM?
Uhh
>>2439931I'm not even winning anything, I chose poorly and I am paying the price
>>2439938>Aceuma you run for the CM, usually built specifically for the distance/track/condifitons>CMchampions meeting, bi-weekly(ish) pvp mode where you put a team of 3 against other people across multiple rounds
>>2439938Ace: Girl you trained to win rather than stuck a bunch of debuffs on or are running to support other positionsCM: Champion's Meeting, gay PVP with rewards the threads talk about because it's the only other thing to do in this game besides read careers
>>2439938Ace is just an uma thats meant to run to win, its not an uma that runs support as a debuffer or a sacrifice/blockerCM is the bi-monthly PVP championship, good for free gibs and no reason not to participate outside of fear of underperforming
Someday I will know how it feels to make aces having both relevant parents and not having to rely on borrows
>>2439938>aceYour best uma when it comes to winning a specific race.>CMA tryhard pvp tournament that's held about twice a month, you can try it of course but I wouldn't recomend going for one in a while as you're still learning.
>>2439945bro wants to glue 40 runs a day
>>2439938>ACEBasically your best uma that you're positioning to win a given race with. Usually you purpose build an ace to win that race.>CMChampion's meet. You don't have to worry about them yet, but they're once a month PVP matches that have great rewards.There's two types of CMs: Open Leagues and Graded.Open Leagues give less prizes, but restrict the highest rank an uma can be.Graded is completely unrestricted and provides more prizes, at the obvious cost of being harder.
>>2439938>AceYour HEROs, the three umas you run for pvp>CMChampions meeting, the great pvp tournament we all prepare for
>>2439938Ace has 3 terms:1. In general a really good uma you trained compared to everyone else.2. An uma you specifically trained to win in a CM3. The uma you expect to win if you only trained the others to assist (debuffers. blockers, front frog, etc.)CM= Champions Meet. The primarily high stakes pvp event that happens once to twice a month in Uma Musume.
>>2439945Fuck that, im getting my Ace in 5 tries or better luck tomorrow
>>2439938>ACEAnalog Cunny Entertainment>CMCute Mambo
>>2439938CM is Champions Meeting. It's the main big PvP mode that happens every few weeks or so and features a specific track and race type. It's the main content of the game besides just enjoying the waifus and is mostly what strategy talk here revolves around trying to win.Ace is an uma build for a specific CM to win. If an example CM track is a Long with a Sunny track and Right-handed, a CM will be find-tuned to do well onto that track with skills like Sunny Days and Right-Handed catered specifically to that CM's track.
>>2439947If that makes my oshi win, then yes
>need to find a new borrow>find a good maru I want to use>open his profile>der/v/Thanks, but I'll find a different one
some of my club members have SS or S umas, I shouldnt worry about CMs until I have umas that strong right? so far my strongest is a B so I think I have a long way to go
I still have to play Team Trials 23 more times
>>2439963You can enter for a few free rewards.But you're not winning anything for a long time.
>>2439938>CMChampions Meeting, a PvP event where you enter a team of 3 umas and race against other teams>AceAn uma on your CM team who's built to actually try and win, as opposed to something like a debuffer or blocker (who isn't expected to win themselves, but helps your aces win by doing things like interfering with the enemy umas)
>>2439963Open League only goes up to A+ so you should probably join that for now
>>2439963There is Open (baby) League, but they upgraded it to the upper limit being A Rank umas so you'll still have it rough. If you're not running the Trackblazer scenario you won't win pretty much, so if you're new don't worry about it.
What does the with feeling sticker even mean?
>>2439962we are everywhere...
I have 180k points left. How do get it done fast?
The difference between a run with a great early game and an ok one is night and day. It's so much better I have half a mind to glue debut runs that I don't think are good enough but I'll never get anything done at that point.
>>2439962Elbroken
>sleep deprived into two times don't overdo it!>in twinkle star finalst-thanks
>>2439977The fastest is to spam URA careers, you get 40-50k a pop. Good luck with doing 4 back to back but that's your only hope.
>>2439977You have an hour and 13 to do Bakushin URA careers. Good luck.
>>2439963CMs are garbage so you shouldn't worry about them at all. Play this game for the visual novel aspect and forget about the PvP. Remember that it's a gacha designed by the Japanese so don't expect any kind of balance or well designed mechanics.
>the two aces i have are equal or weaker than the aces from the previous CMi'm close to giving up desu
>>2439963You should at least participate since you still get some rewards even for losing, but if you're still learning the game then yeah it might take a while before you can realistically expect to win anything
>Ace definitionsAll wrong. Here's an example of a REAL Ace:
>>2439978Gluing at first inspiration is always the play. You never know if you'll get the god gold.
>>2439977I think you're fucked but you can get the rainbow crystal for sure
>>2439978I don't give up because a good Classic of even Senior Summer can entirely revolutionize a run, but I definitely feel that. There's so many runs where I lowkey hope something catastrophic happens to give me a reason to glue before summer.
>>2439992Based and true! Glad to see more ace propaganda being spread!
cmbroken
>>2439977>>2439986>Spam Speed and Wit training without thinking or looking at training lineups>Easy URA FinaleIt really is that easy, hurry up and DO IT
>>2439992>Katsuragi GAYce
I could play it safe... but what if I gamble the entire run on the first junior year turn attempting a 30% training with three supports on it?
>>2440002Now that I only do like 1 run a week, I do risky plays like this way more often.
>>2440002Do you prefer consistantly shit umas or a cointoss for if your umas will be extra shit or godly?
>>2440007It was a rhetorical question. She failed and got Don't Overdo It! Instant glue.
>Went out to eat>Come back>+460 posts
>>2440011>Took over 2 hours to eatOguri...
For the record, the voiceline was "I didn't think of that" but Umamusume was VERY insistent that I did not post that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bSxxdaXl6c&t=8
>>2440010Sometimes that's just how the left carpal bone crumbles.
>>2440011It's especially bad when I go to sleep, I wake up having missed 500+ fun posts because Americans are the most active sector while the Euro times are dead. I hate it
>>2439289>>2439329>>2439309She is cute.
Been to afraid to ask but ill do it, what exactly is a teiobro?
>>2440024hellspawn
>>2440024DO NOT
>>2440024Someone who like Teio
Holy...someone actually did it
>>2440032Tazuna, what the fuck.
>>2440024SHHHHHHHH
>>2440032Okay, but why?
>>2440032fake news doctored imagemutations like this are illegal anyways
I'm the new player againI have a lvl 45 SSR Mr C.B and 5k carats.Should I use my last pulls in trying to max her?
>>2440036It funny
>>2440024A meme pretty much.
>>2440024>
>>2440024a man of refined taste
>>2440038If you already got the free copy from the 200 pulls, not really.
Can I play Team Trials 23 times in 1 hour?
>>2440038Can you hit 200 pulls to reach spark? Then sure, go ahead. If not, then no.
>>2440038No. CB doesn't improve that much with the last uncap to gamble with what you have left. It's time to start saving carats.
>>2440032A LIKELY STORYGREEN DEVIL
>>2440038Almost certainly not, unless maybe you have 170+ exchange points on the banner and can guarantee getting the last copy you need to MLB her
Shakur in a month btw.
>>2440045nyo
>>24400383LB is fine, forget about it and just save for the card banner at the start of the next scenario. It's too bad the next welfare support card is really bad. You'll have to cope by doing the main story and getting those free cards + copies of them.
>>2440038Never pull unless you can spark/pity. The rates are awful.
>>2440038Like the others said, probably not. MLB would be nice, but the difference for her isn't huge. Plus she's not as universal as something like Kita or Creek. Probably better off saving.
Can't believe Palmer was the hall monitor all along.
>>2440045You can do that in like 15 minutes dawg
>>2440056but why
>>2439840>Anon could've joined a cushy A rank club as a newbie with no strings attached but didn'tPretty funny honestly, good to see /v/agabond got a new member
>>2440063>real adults know when to keep things hiddenLike ... what exactly?
>>2440038Never roll without pity
>>2440065She works out at the library
>>2440069tax fraud
>>2440065big brain
>>2440073>Megyros Palmer
>>2440069trainer/trainee relationships while enrolled in tracen
>>2440073is tax fraud cool?
>>2440065You don't become a Twin Crown winner without a little smarts. Don't ask about the DAHBY btw.
>>2440066He is humble. He is kind. He is a hero, and our realm needs more people like him!
>>2440056This unironically made me consider shakur what is wrong with me
>>2440079>Loses one(1) race>Becomes so utterly buckbroken that she starts believing in predeterminism and is convinced that she will never win a race again>Winning Kikuka Sho doesn't change it
I finally reached 700k in TT :)
>>2440078so cool vodka would piss herself when she learns about it from you
>>2440066/v/agabond is the cool kids club who are too cool to worry about childish things such as "club rank", "fans" and "carats".
>>2440095vodkatards, this is your hero
>>2440078In some countries it's considered a national duty and sport.
>>2440097Damn right that's my cool hero!
>>2440097And I salute that magnificent bastard
>Taishin jobs Takarazuka with over 500 speedI hate this shit so much.
>>2440097Yes, and?
>>2439805>gunbuster umaHOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2440079>Cucks Shakur out of the triple crown by SEVEN FUCKING CM>Never wins a race ever again>Refuses to elaborate>RetiresWhat the fuck was Agnes Flight's problem?
>>2440056I'll wait for her alt
If Vodka was a stallion would she have been called Whiskey?
>that drawfag's Palmer comic from last threadFUUUAAARRRKKK I have to keep saving for cards and Machan though, I can't afford Palmer... Or can I?
>Vodka, Daiwa, Rudolf, Opera and Suzuka, some of the most popular umas, have only one alt>Literal who's like Jordan and Fujin have twoHow? Why?
>>2440097MY FUARKING HERO
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/DjIyJebNRTVSppqGMICKiw/
>>2440097She's legendary and having fun. Are you?
>>2440114>popular umas are already popular>unpopular umas get more focus as to raise their popularityIt's that shrimple
>metalets after a CM
>>2440114AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2440114Seiyuu availability is a big part of it.
>>2440122This but with XOguri and she deserves it.
>already going to be stuck on the class 5.5 cock carousel less than halfway trough the scenario
>>2440112The gyaru banner has a 25% of giving her on ANY spook, spooks are just banner girls for the first time
>>2440100OHNONONONONO, DAIWABROS!? she was supposed to be number 1, was she doing mickey mouse races all along?
>>2440112You should roll for her!
>>2440122But when has Brian ever won a CM? Not talking /v/ stakes, just any given CM Plat.
>>2440124SOON CYGAMES WILL ANNOUNCE HER SECOND ALT, MANGA AND MERCH AND END THE STREAM BY EXECUTING HER OWNER LIVE ON STREAMTRVST THE PLAN
>>2440128Oh man I forgot about the gyaru banner, I don't have a single one so that'd be perfect to roll on.
Looking back at merch is a bit depressing, I sure missed out on a lot of Teio stuff.
>>2440024
you now remember the pre-megabanner days
>>2440131my name is brian
>>2440125Aren't all the Voice Actors who appeared in early Uma Musume old as hell (for the Japanese)? Many of them Idolmaster VAs?Its funny when you look at who does Condor.
>>2440024ENTER
>>2440139Can't believe people were trying to gaslight that the megabanner was a scam.
>>2440131im pretty sure i've seen atleast 1 person that won a CM with heri think she's in the spot where she's okay, she has usable golds, decent growths and a good unique, i might have ran her if i had a little bit more time
>>2440145>Implying it wasn't
>>2440134This is the delusion that keeps me going. Better to believe that Cygames unironically have big plans for her than resign myself to the likelier alternative that she'll continue to get nothing.
>>2440125Suzuka's VA is great though! AND she appeared (relatively) recently, during the valentines event. I cant WAIT for her alt!
>get back from work just in timeSAFE!!!!
>>2440148If we didn't get anything after her death and 30th birthday I hate to say it but...
>>2440143at this point I'm pretty sure Condor will never get a second alt
>>2440145I ended up skipping it anyway because I had to roll to pity on a trainee banner the month before and needed to recover. Thank god I got Ardan with trainee tickets (and Kitasan didn't cost me TOO much)
>>2440154Let me dream, anon. It's all I have.
>>2440145My account would be bricked without it because I skipped Seiun's original banner.
>>2440144 That's kind of cute, actually. I wanna see that for all of the plushies.
These are the stats I usually roll, I've gotten as high as 1200/900/1100/500/1200 before. But ive had zero luck with medium S, Is it THAT necessary?
>>2440164Yes. Trust me, yes.
>>2440131Brian is a metaphor for Xoguri
>>2440164Yes. The final straight is like 10 miles long so Medium S is very useful.
>>2440164>is another extra 120 speed necessary for a front runner?
I hate niggerka's NSM so much
>>2440164Medium S = more top speed during Last SpurtThis is the longest medium race so Medium S will have the most impactFront Runners have the worst Last Spurt Top Speed modifierYou can win without it theoretically but... You know.
>>2440164Yes, without Medium S you are completely fucked on a track of this length.
What the hell? I thought there were no male umas
>>2440146In Body and Mind is not great atm since it's very liable to trigger to close to the goal line to get anything out of it, but yea, she's always workable since her kit is just gud stuff
>>2440172>Daiwa Scarlet, November 2, 2008,
>>2440175xhe is a trans uma of color and xer boyfriend is ruby, please don't slander xer
>>2440177It's not great but when it works boy does it work, that's what made my eishin flash win plat during scorpio
That Palmer comic has done things to me, my penis has started talking
Is it pronounced BEEMa or BEE EEM a
Wuv my vros Wuv my bwosDon't wuv danchou, stop flatlining.
>>2440182Same here. Considering Palmer is way more dangerous than I originally thought.
>>2440079DAHBY is about LUCK not WIT
>>2440182>>2440189One thing I didn't quite get about that comic, I get that she is supposed to have tan and burn marks on her, is that it? or am I missing something?
>>2440195How did you get your torena license being so retarded?
Should I buy a white for the Haruten or just go for it? Creek hasn't finished her event chain and neither she nor Kita have blessed me with Corner Recovery hints.https://litter.catbox.moe/uai615.jpg
Fucking gotem. I care more about the shard than the carats
>>2440205We are at 18 shards right?
>>2440209Im at 38
Can I please get some more fucking books
>>2440155pasa france ova+alt soon confia en EL plan
>>2440203Clock amount?
being a danchou is just having an excuse for flatlining while also having the power to kill your fellow flatliners
>>2440195
>50 runs without a Mile spark
>>2440217Untouched.
>>2440195You may want to check where those tanlines are. Also the marks are hickeys.
>>2440202Not getting subtle signs is a requirement, actually
>>2440195First it was that retard being completely oblivious to gold city now its this fucking dumbass. Are gyaru trainers automatically retarded?
>>2440195Yup, that's Shichi's trainer right here. Dense as hell.The "burn marks" are hickeys and the odd tanlines are from having her top and bottom displaced for an extended period of time in the sun.
Seeing umas in the default outfit is weird as hell
I CANNOT GET A SINGLE RUN WHERE TAISHIN DOESN'T JOB EVERYTHING
>>2440237So it happened AGAIN...
>>2440237The potential for a good run is there
>>2440237TAISHIN TESTO
>>2440097...
>>2440237Sounds like you need to channel her umalet rage more accurately
>>2440224Sure, go for it, you got 600+ stamina
Do we get more keiba soon?
What's a bigger brick? >Highroll stats, lowroll skills>Lowroll stats, highroll skills
>>2440202>>2440219>>2440226>>2440230>>2440234I'm a fucking moron oh my God I want to die
>>2440248Done. Took a few tries.https://litter.catbox.moe/9r56o7.png
>>2440255Fully depends on the situation
>>2440230Jordan's trainer isn't. He's just a pure unc.
>>2440256Do die, anon. Your trainees need you. They look up to you.
>>2440256Just curious, are you the same anon that was confused about gold city?
>>2440260Is she a trainer fucker uma?
>>2440230Jordan's trainer is probably the most put together out of the ones we've seen so far.
>>2440255As long as you have close to max speed and hit the stam requirements you can win with good skills. High stats with bad skills is just a fancy brick.
>>2440261>do die>your trainees need you
>>2440249>>2439558>>2439595And the G1 Calvin Houghland Iroquois Steeple Chase in the U.S. and G1 The NHK Mile tomorrow.On the SP thread someone just listed European races going on in Europe. I think Ireland and France.
>>2440263No, no
>>2440249Tonight: Kobe Shimbun Hai (G2) and Epsom Cup (G3)Tomorrow: NHK MileNext Week: Victoria MileLess than a week after: Japanese OaksEnd of the month: Japanese D____There's also the Preakness next Saturday, same day you'll see the Victoria Mile.
>>2440264Yeppers but don't expect a romantic career, it's a really cute bond
>>2440272Thanks danchou
>>2440275I might as well ask what does danchou even mean
WHY IS STAR BLOSSOM TAKING SO LONG FOR TLS? I NEED ANGST
>>2440276Master
>>2440276It's like a wife
>>2440276It's like TAICHOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>2440276taskmaster or capo
>>2440276Bro you are new new huh
>>2440276Leader
>>2440276"faggot"
>>2440276BOSSU
>>2440276God
Why didn't we do banchou?
>>2440276Flatliner
>>2440276Our glorious king
>>2440276It's a full name, "Dan Chou"
>>2440289We ain't delinquents!
>>2440276It's like saying aniki
My TP is drained, my motivation is drained, and my energy reserves are also drained. I'm going to press the IRL rest button now.
>>2440276Your danchou is your kyodai
>>2440300*aneki
Is there any point in doing non graded races as a milelet or should i just train every time?
>>2440301Your RP?
>>2439306>All the Brian and Laurel suffering>Also building up towards Mayano, Marvelous and Fuji suffering>Even the 1995 Takarazuka KinenI'm not sure how to feel>The Solitary Stayer Who Loved Yodo
>>2440301Go watch umas race IRL.
>>2440301This too for me plus I STILL HAVE NO FUCKING ACESI HATE THIS CM
>>2440310You can do extra races if you have a dead training to boost your economy and skill point gain, but usually it's train
>>2440261>>2440267I meant to type Don't die. I'm sorry anon, i meant to quote Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri...
I did more runs today that I've done the past 2 weeks combined
>>24403232?
>>2440323Congrats on your first run!
>>24403271 makween run
Anyone up for some friday night jong?
>>2440319Try working on your 2nd ace instead of banging your head against the wall for your first. It can help
How long until MANT ends?
>>2440334On one hand, yeppers, on the other. Keiba
>>24403381.5 months
PRAIRIE MEADOWS IS BACK?!
>>2440340gonna vodka myself
>>2439505Speed Symboli gets a few talks with Rudolf that make them seem close, because irl Rudolf's dam, Sweet Luna, was sired by Speed Symboli, think of it like a more formal version of Teio's praise for Rudolf since the real Teio was a Rudolf foal.Kris S and Sirius have nothing to do with Rudolf besides having the same owner, same deal as the Mejiros but with those it becomes a bit easier to understand the connections with Ryan/Dober/Bright and Ardan/Ramonu.
>>2440336Fine... does Gold Ship need Daring Strike or does it fuck with her ult?
We know that spe is from hokkaido, but do we know where the other umas are from?
>>2440343Almost there, anon
>>2440343You mean you're gonna vodka your liver, right?
>>2440345It's worth it, if it triggers too early you lose out on ult but by then you're already in good position anyway
>>2440276Watch the anime, the term comes up there whenever Teio talks to Rudolf.
>>2440344Why are the mejiros a blood related family?
>>2440353that's kaichou bro
>>2440353Ain't that Kaichou?
>>2440353That's teio being like KAICHOUUUUUU all the -chous have different meanings.
>>2440342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScbGSBP0GBAThe shitty race track in the middle of nowhere? Yes.
>>2440339Oh, didn't know something was happening. Guess we'll do it some other time then.
Is All I've Got worth taking on front runners? If she's not in first, she's already losing, right?
>>2440365HELL YEAH
>>2440355Just a choice by Cygames maybe. Ardan and Ramonu are siblings from the same mother. Dober is Ryan's Daughter so they're closer. But the other Mejiros should just be distant relatives. Admire Groove and Rulership IRL versions are siblings, but not in Uma.
>>2440366I might still be down for a game or two after these races are over though
>>2440374Anyone got the one cheat sheet for jong?
>>2440366Keiba is always something (you) or others can watch on the side. Go ahead whenever it comes to in-game races, jigging, or jong. Just keep in mind that interest is always variable.It is prime time in the U.S. so where are probably lots of anons around to do anything right now.
>>2440370I don't take it, if you're lost you kinda lost already unless your front is already super cracked
>>2440346You didn't hear this from me, but Grass is from Ameri
>>2440379Yeppers, thread is super active rn
Its over, i didn't get cheer natie. I'm bricked
Already a glue run but one day these trainings will occur on non-g1s
>>24403864 cheeky tenners and nothing...
Now for the totally retarded question of the day! Is there any actually good HORSE media? Other than Uma and Keiba.Do NOT mention THAT you fucking faggot, or you will be sent back to your containment board.
>>2440379Well, I don't really want to distract anyone especially if there's going to be recreation races. Plus we need 3 other people to commit a half hour to play so I'd rather wait until there's a few people free.
3576 8254Taurus CM come race losers
>>2440332EVERYFUCKINGTIME
>>2440370Ive seen some builds with it
>>2440394Full starting in one minute from this post. Come on spectators.
>>244039199% umarollers quit before they hit double rainbow gates
>>2440394Waiting for my palmer delivery but will happily pirate the umas.
JongyMajsoul Friends Room 62549(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=62549
>>2440392>ThatIt wasn't even that good to be honest.
>>2440395You deserve it.
>>2440370>If she's not in first, she's already losing, right?Not necessarily. I've seen Fujin come back and win from being 4th on the corner.
>>2440355The Mejiro name is so well known they likely wanted to elevate it to that degree by making it this big, expanded prestigious family.
>>2439272who is this bitch?I hate newmas.
>>2440406STARASTERSTAR danchou...
>>2440410She's not a newma, she's literally in the game rn
>>2440410bro she's in the loading screen
>>2440413you lying son of a bitch
I suddenly feel like... sacrificing a McQueen...
I've been tasting my own moonshine so I probably won't play well.
>>2440394Holy fucking teiokino
>>2440373Bright was also sired by Ryan and McQueen, Ryan and Palmer are actually from the same generation. Palmer missed the Classics but still ended up running against Ryan and McQueen a few a times, all 3 even got to run in the same a race at least once. Plus considering all the history behind the Mejiro Farm (along with its successes before the years this franchise covers) you can probably guess why they made them related
>>2440394Extremely soulful room
Also id like to let you know we are down to only 2 (duo) spots open, so consider joining HotUmaGlue (or /hug/ for friends) today!We only have some simple, straightforward requirements that reflect our easy going, low cortisol nature>Do your shoe trades>Log in more than once in 2 weeks
>>2440424This is the funniest recruitment ad ever
>>2440424We wuv /hug/
>>2440419That sounds dangerous
>>2440424Looking good!
>>2440423I spectated and you guys have made some monsters. Not looking good...
When do we get CHIYOCHIYOCHIYOCHIYONOO in the jukebox?
>>2440424This image is fucking great, you got me smiling like a retard. Thank you
BRUH
>>2440424/hug/bros are funny.
>>2440427only if you're not careful
>>2440432Isn't that only in like one Pakatube video or something?
OPEN ZE ROOMS I NEED TO TEST TASTE MY ABOMINATIONS
>>2440394And here are the placementsNot going to make more rooms because I need to go cook and rice is ready. But (YOU) can make rooms, play jong, watch keiba, or make a jiggers. Or, Shiraoki forbid, run MANT. Its Friday night matafakas!
>anime MAKWEEN legend racewho the fuck asked for this?
>Kikuka Sho>Cafe Rival>She drains me 600 500 600 with 2 white heals>Jobs horribly anyway, making an all 200 Rudolf with a single gold head win>Or so I thought>Check Cafe, she has no Unique while Rudolf has hersThat will be 4 clocks plus tip
>>2440444It was me anon, I asked for the tummy.
>>2440364 >>2440359 >>2440357I have an auditory processing issue.Still recommend the anime but these guys are right, it's kaichou.
>>2440444I did
>Fast learner procs>Med S procs>spend all my clocks on the Mile Championship and lose it>skip a juicy Wit double rainbow to do the senior Arima Kinen>lose by a noseHeartbreaking.
>>2440436Take care, and do be careful. Is it tasty at least?
>>2440444That's your main story wife, put some respect on her name
>>2440450How did you lose? That fine looks crazy
>>2440437It's at the end of the Chiyonotes videos, same thing bakushin does in the early new player guides but Chiyo does them instead
>>2440454end closers will get boxed in and lose sometimes
>>2440450Shes so perfect but.....shes missing reddo shift? And the dobah?
>>2440454Why a B Gold Ship with four skills was the rival of course!
Holy fuck is it true they killed the FRRRRRRIDAY night threads on /v/ :[ ?
>>2440452not bad, bit heavy on botanicalsWhy the fuck were three of us going for triplets
>>2440457My parents are shit and I had to use my borrow slot on boosting her End Closer aptitude.>>2440454Narita Brian too strong.
>>2440469Prob not, no one is that dumb
>Decide to listen to anon and replace Narita in my BNW team with a different one>Starts off badly, mile B and low speed in junior meant she lost quite a few mile races>First summer was horrendous due to lack of frienships>Somehow turned it around and made a good(for me) ace, max speed, 1k power, enough stamina, good enough if not ideal wit, and most important of all Medium S after literal dozens of careers without itFinally...one ace is done, I just need two more! I mean its not strictly good and she somehow managed to get literally no track specific greens, but whatever, I had my fill of A leagues last CM, came in second with Kingu, its good enough and we don't have time
>>2440469This inspires an idea for version of the Friday Night picture but instead of the fat nerd its Oguri Cap and its Uma Musume themed, maybe with shit like all the side activities /v/ma does.
>>2440478Won't be opposed to it who are you TRAINAN
>run goldshi>some random bullshit event that tanks her mood happens the turn before every single racejust why
>>2440419ANON NO. Should I bring out the Bourbon I didn't finish?
>>2440453Soon enough we'll be divorced and the second main story wife will show you why she's a first-rate.
If Monster saves paces in long then what do they get for mediums?
>>2440485Kinda rude to not finish her you know
>>2440485NTA but yeppers, if you do ill join and chug some tequila
>>2440481I've been doing King Halo runs hoping to create a general parent with her.
>>2439819Bussin' means it's real good
>Dama
Look what I found in the tracen dumpster!
>>2440478That would be great and would finally give the starved drawfags some actual good ideas for Oguri OC
>>2440492Cheer Halo, I hope
>>2440476good jobber
>>2440503Did Oguri eat the rest of this image?
>>2439819Better question is what did Helios mean by THIS
Oh just realised it's the weekend so that's why the thread was so active.
>>2440493I AIN'T FRAID OF NO RESTI AIN'T FRAID OF NO OWL
>>2440512All days except Sundays are pretty active.
>>2440518What happens on sunday?
>>2440503Me I have plenty of Ideas, a lot of good ones were posted. Drawing christmas oguri is just a bitch
trying to run goldshi is hell holy shit I'm about to have a complete and total melty
>>2440521Marvelous
>>2440510I'm sorry I never made a Friday night thread so I was struggling to find the OP
>>2440524Just buy uma stan, she wins most races.
>>2440503>all the other drawfags are struggling to pay tribute to the lardass>got mine done the day she won so I can chill until the next CMI do pity anyone that has to draw oguri's stupid fucking elf workshop outfit
>>2440521We go to church, see the family and relax
>>2440472Try 618425339186Blues aren't perfect but it's a Dober with 3* medium and enough grandparent end sparks for Fine to get to A
>>2440532Feels like uma stan makes 3L diff in every race. How is it so powerful?
>>2440532No matter what you do backliners will just job some races occasionally.
>>2440536Sounds gay
>>2440535>I do pity anyone that has to draw oguri's stupid fucking elf workshop outfitIt's the biggest pain ever, she has so many different patterns, textures and accessories it takes so long.
>>2440491I'll take some sips this time with my late lunch
>>2440537>618425339186Based anon, thank you.
>>2440539Maybe it's just a pace thing, but the only time I bought Uma Stan in a career, my pace jobbed worse than she ever did in any other career. The stats were okay too.
>>2440547Uma stan is a backliner skill
Do NOT open.
>>2440543This is such an American-looking image
>>2440535You know what to do
>>2440545Anything for another FineMo trainer.
>>2440552Even in another board I cannot escape el ratto
In what world are you throwing away reds there?
>>2440498WHERE'S THE CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS
>>2440550
I made an on-topic thread on /v/ asking for help on a video game and it archived with 0 replies :(((
STOP FLATLINING WE DIDN'T HAVE AN A+ CLUB LAST MONTH
>>2440565Eventually we really should have to make plans how to handle a club mergerIt was inevitable after moving to /vm/
Race 1 at Prairie meadows. Pick your winner!>>2440565You can't make me!
>>2440565gomen danchode
>>2440574I believe in the Chief.
>>2440565Don't worry, we'll be back to our regularly scheduled fan runs during Grand Live!Not actually, since MANT will still be BiS for parent runs.
>>2440574Aint mr negativity the one Spiderman villain
>>2440582I remember you people telling me the URA spark remained THE spark for parents, lol
>train an Uma other than Kawakami>don't use a single clock the entire runwhy must my Princess be such a jobber...
>>2440591It will, with URA 2
>>2440565We might not have an A+ club but we might have the most A clubs we've ever had if /v/mers and asteriskASTERasterisk get their shit together
>>2440591It's not about sparks, just affinity.
>>2440592I had the exact same experience training my first Pace after a week of ends and lates.
>>2440594Electric...?
Any club Latino?
>>2440602Der/v/ has el condor pasa
>>2440602Der/v/
>>2440600It's actually Rudolf who I'm running as a late in all the races and I haven't even bought any skill through the Mile Championship classic year
>>2440574and #4 Quarter Rat wins with a guts burst near the finish line.
>>2440594>URA was so good, they released URA 2.0>To try and cash in on popularity of URA 2.0, they release Unity 2.0>Unity 2.0 is still shit
>>2440573It is inevitable even if we stayed in /v/.
>>2440564you need to learn the /v/ meta
>>2440598Kinda wild we might see ASTER in A rank
>>2440608they stepped up their production this year
>>2440592I have noticed that if I make more than two consecutive runs with my uma, they stop being worthwhile in every sense, I don't know how to explain the phenomena, but as far as I can tell if you change up umas whose careers you run, your luck will overall increase
>>2440592>>2440600>train fronts>only ever clock the HarutenYup, yup, another good day to run three dozen races!
>>2440573all the highest earners get moved to oy neighthe rest are spread between the other clubs, it's only fair
>>2440602/v/ma is for white people only, sorry
I can't tell if swapping out one of my speed cards for another "try to spark this skill for parents" card was a good ideaThis RNG is worse than Taiki's english
>>2440616They've got 400 to go but I believe in them, I still remember their danchou recruiting with that McQueen propaganda webmThe calwed their way all the way from being a 4000-3000 club to where they are now
>see the half flush>draw the clearly untossable dora next turn, which also bricks my hand
>>2440622>all the highest earners get moved to oy neighI'm afraid to inform you that danchou only accepts front runner mains.We'll need to see your groundwork parents before we can move forward with your club application.
>>2440630Same. Drew the most unthrowable man tile in the game and had to fold my chanta.
Alright everyone, I think it's time to finally settl3 this now that we are officially halfway through MANT.https://poal.me/5cqn8mWhat do (You) think about MANT? Please respond.
>>2440617Yeah it's much less half-ass cable tv. Still low production but better then before.
>>2440637Hate is kind of strong because I do enjoy they gameplay loop of MANT, but its weighed down by everything else, and it being racist against F-G Mile umas is the worst, a bunch of umas are completely shafted for its entire lifetime in terms of CM viability
Race 2. Pick your winner!
what the fuck was that hand man, come on
>>2440642Bye Bye Time
>>2440642>bye bye time>mounted by israel Oy neighers? What is this?
>>2440642HE WAS BORN FEARLESS
>>2440622No. I still remember how much people cried when /v/ma (club) tried to target high earners for recruitment, that shit wouldn't fly.
I really fucking hate FineMo+SR for wit. It feels like you have high roll the shit out of it to ever get 1100+.
>>2440656Those early days of club drama were really stupid
>>2440657bvvo your Cock and Balls?
>>2440657It's not like we have any other choice. FM NN is even more inconsistent, FM + 2 wit means our other stats are shit.
>>2440656i feel like i have to clarify it was a joke
>>2440612What? I know it's shit I but I hoped a genuine couple of people would've helped me
>>2440666They are busy getting mad over politics, nintendo, sales numbers, steam charts, etc. Basically everything except playing videogames.
>>2440664Their danchou should still consider killing himself for creating and participating in so many dramas surrounding him
>>2440666(checked)post your question here maybe someone can help you out
>>2440664/vm/a never jokes.
https://litter.catbox.moe/qmr22vuaqg42a3a1.mp4busting out a preMANT classic
>>2440647>>2440651Just literally got scratched via vet recommendation. #8 bye bye time is scratched.
>>2440602Mine but I won't reveal which one to avoid shitposting
>>2440673Danchou breathes, people seethe.
gg jongers
alright, I'm done. ggs
GG Neighas
>>2440674It's about MHGU, unless someone here played it I don't want to derail a thread on /vm/ with hybrid talk
>>2440676In the end this was truly our Namek saga
>>2440656Meanwhile I was mainly recruiting high earners even back then over anyone else. Gomen!
>>2440676Holy shit I remember this, amazing
>>2440685>I don't want to derail a thread on /vm/ with hybrid talkjokes on you we are into that stuff actually
>>2440673>creating
>>2440685Here's what you're supposed to do. You make the op deliberately inflammatory like>Damn you faggots really said this was better than World, this game is a piece of shitAnd then once enough people are in the thread, you ask your question. This is sadly the way /v/ works and has worked for years.
>>2440424And also also, im not very artistically adept as i wish i could be, but here's my contribution when making oc for this thread.
>>2440685I've played it.
>>2440637>at least its not unity that highWhy do you hate her?
>>2440696KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>2440696>/vma/
>>2440696Change to MATAFAKA and its a 10/10
>>2440696Kino and sovl
>>2440703It keeps happening.
>>2440696I look like this
>>2440565We gave up after seeing us sliding down the ranks like crazy since MANT started while also breaking our daily fan records. Seeing 60 million fans added daily and still falling ranks was just insane, this month has been easier/more stable but A+ still seems far
>>2440696>TRAINANNobody!
FFFFFFFFINE FRIDAY NIGHT UMAFUCKA
>>2440690It wouldn't feel right to me to shit on a game I like just to get people's attention to do my biding... I guess I'm too honest>>2440697Have you beaten Boltreaver? I just can't, it's not even EX, but I simply can't with him
>>2440698The real reason is probably something petty like being forced to perma-borrow the pal support due to foolishly skipping the banner. All criticism of aoharu I've seen has been completely detached from reality.
>>2440642#4 Secret Beach gets a solid lead and wins! #6 tried to push but got BROCKED on the corner. >>2440696God I could use some guts right now.
>>2440712meant for>>2440695 as well
>>2440713i got MLB Riko and i still hate Unity
>>2440713>being forced to perma-borrow the pal supportthat was just the prelude of every foreseeable scenario starting from the next one
>>2440685Imma World chad so I cannot help.
>15th run in a row without medium s
>>2440720>next oneMLB Finemo is to MANT what 1LB Riko was for aoharu.
>>2440696KEEEEEEEEEEKThis is fucking incredible, thank you thank you
>>2440677Guess it was a Bye Bye for him, huh
>>2440696>hijacking the friday night thread with umayou guys are so stupid. never change
>>2440696Excellent
>>2440696>TRAINANInes Fujin>PLAYANPortrait of Ruin>WATCHANKeiba>LISTENANYoutube iceberg videos>READANThe Remains of the Day>EATANPublix chicken tenders>DRINKANCoke>FAPPANOguri weight gain>FEELANNot looking good!
>>2440712Haven't gotten around to that aside from the first one or two quests but whenever I feel like I can't figure out how to defeat a monster I watch youtube videos for inspiration.
>>2440733Every thread is an uma thread
>>2440733When we did that people were pissed. Even more than the usual stealth threads.
>>2440727You guys... did make new parents with better affinity for MANT, right?
>>2440696Absolutely fucking based
>>2440713I'm fine with the Riko card. What I wasn't fine with was ONE TRY, NO CONTINUES. Seriously, what were they thinking. You could do everything right, but still lose the final race, whoops NSM gone, run bricked.
hope you're proud of me danchou!
>>2440740We never did that? Only thread we ever actively hijacked was the DALL-E ones. Why would we hijack something that's actually /v/ culture?
>>2440741>better affinityLIESMARUZENSKY JOBS EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT PRE-OP
>>2440746I don't have this
>>2440747It wasn't really a hijack. It was more of a we made a stealth thread using that format and nobody else made an actual friday night thread.
>>2440749we know /v/mapyoi dacchi
So, now that the conversation has clearly passed, it is time for me to ask about the Jordan trainer and confused Gold City anon, because clearly I missed both despite being in the thread 19/7.>>2440322Don't worry. I'm sure the anon you were responding to found it as comical as I did.I have Civ 6, do you wanna try playing it sometime in the future?>>2440696God damn, good work anon.>TRAINANProbably my Cheerleader NN that I haven't run yet.I wish there was a way to sort by "last ran".
>>2440708high A+ is 1-2 runs per day but that means everyone needs to contribute which i doubt any club can coordinate
>>2440736>Oguri weight gainIncredibly fucking based, especially because there is only like 2 art pieces about that on the entire internet
Race 3. Pick your winner!
>>2440752When? I don't remember that
>>2440757ROCKIN HIS SOX OFF BABY
>>2440757HIS WAY
>>2440757>KEEPINITREALIS THAT AN WHITE WOMAN MUSUME UMA REFERENCE?
>>2440757KEEPINITREAL
>>2440736Oh, right>TRAINANRyan Mines>PLAYANSMT III Nocturne>WATCHANWhatever video essay youtube autoplay puts on>LISTENANTrevor Something>READANFuji story>EATANThose rectangular imported french cookies, you know the ones >DRINKANManhattan Cafe>FAPPANNot right now>FEELANGood but i busted my wrist yesterday, luckily its my non dominant hand
>>2440757G O L D C I T Y
>>2440754GL. Remember she can't use her own card, but god inheritant NSM is a god send.
>>2440738Thing is all those youtubers either>Have perfect gigamaxed Talismans and sets, which I have neither yetor>They are so fucking good that can dodge roll without EvasionWhich is impossible for me to do, I am not that good at MH even though I played it for decades, so I am at a loss
>#5 is a geldingHE HAS NO BALLS, HE CAN'T CUM
>>2440754>confused Gold City anon>>2435115Read from here
>>2440767>Those rectangular imported french cookies, you know the onesNyo, what's that
Why have gelding racehorses at all? No breeding value and I would think the balls being cut would hurt development
>>2440757It's HIS WAY, HIS RACE, HIS VICTORY
>>2440777These, not the same brand but practically identical, you probably have knockoff brands in your country as well
>>2440779Its much less temperamental after that
>>2440781HIS WORLDWHERE LIFE IS STRONG
>>2440779>and I would think the balls being cut would hurt developmentYou would think that but the greatest Sprinter horse in the world is NOBALLS
>>2440696>>2440736>TRAINANCheer Halo>PLAYANHave to decide, just finished Farcry Primal. Probably Mechwarrior 5 mercenaries.>WATCHANPrairie Meadows races>LISTENANBust A Groove 1 and 2 songs>READANPorn>EATANPolish sausage with white rice>DRINKANBourbon and Water>FAPPANSee Readan>FEELANRelaxed af. Got tons of sleep this morning and day off.
>>2440696>TRAINANNishino Flower>PLAYANFlower, Sun, and Rain>WATCHANEvolution of videos>LISTENANGreen Greens>READANHungry hungry catapillar>EATANGreen beans>DRINKANWater>FAPPANNishino Flower >FEELANGreat!
Stop drinking Bourbon, that's too intimate for her to share like that.
>>2440779Physically they should be inferior but not by a drastic amount. Mentally they're alot easier to handle, but if they're a winner... well NOBALLS causes issues with breeding except for the parent. Like if Kitasan had a gelded offspring that won a ton of races, Kitasan would become even more popular for a sire.
>>2440795I think she would short circuit if she got eaten out
>>2440795Bourbon is a person you can't drink people
>>2440798First of all she's a horse.
>>2440798Yes I can.
>>2440773I hate to say it but the most efficient solution to the defense question in that game is to use valor.
>900 postsToo fast /vm/a, I cant keep up..
>>2440798You wouldn't give oral to your gf?
>>2440696>TRAINANHalloween Rice spooked me so I'm doing her story in URA>PLAYANUma>WATCHANDon't know yet>LISTENANSee above>READANAbout 1/3 through One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest >EATANLess I hope, got too fat recently>DRINKANWater>FAPPANDay off from that>FEELANFine I guessGot my cope aces done, ready for them to job next week.
>>2440807Bourbon...
Gonna down a Gimlet real quick.
>>2440808You do not drink when you eat pussy gaslight dancer
>>2440757#3 Rockin His Sox Off holds the lead and wins! Although I felt like he brocked #2 KeepinItReal right at the end. Hmmm.
>>2439272Holy fug the breads went too fastPrevious : >>2436276 2 threads ago : >>2433020
>>2440807Come on anon proc swinging maes t r o a n d k e e p u p
>>2440813Subpar skills on your side.
>>2440801DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK, IT WAS A FUCKIN' HORSE
>>2440813Try some tongue exercises before next time, champ, ganbare.
If you don't race as much in the next scenario how are you going to out SP MANT umas?
>>2440797She would keep up the robotic larp and stoic face but while near breaking character
I've been range banned "for abuse" on my laptop but not my phone. I'm on the same internet connection. How the fuck does that even happen?>>2440776Oh this isn't nearly as interesting as I was hoping...>>2440770>She can't use her own cardThat's okay, I don't have her card above 0LB anyways.>>2440812Previous was already posted near the beginning of the thread. Last thread surprising was missing the previous though.
>>2440758I tried finding it on the archive but I only found one on a wednesday and it wasn't the one I was thinking of. Might have been a false memory idk.
>>2440825What are you, a trainer?
>>2440830>near breaking charactersounds hot
>>2440828You get SP from learning songs and fat trainings
>>2440828Not a JP knower but didn't they have to giga powercreep GL specially so a good GL uma would beat a good MANT uma?
is 1600 speed basically a 1400 speed
>>2440806I am kind of bad with valors like Valor LS because the parry window is so tight, I can parry in most games but not in MH for some reason. I do like Valor GL and I enjoy how it feels, it just feels weak when soloing a bloated beast like a Deviant
>>24408441600 speed is basically 1600 speed
>>2440834>Previous was already posted near the beginning of the threadDidn't notice my bad. I forgot to do it for last thread since I went out before the bread died
>>2440821Ehhh I skimmed through some of it so I’ll weigh on two points I saw despite nobody asking!>fronts are harder to train!They’re really not. Ive alternated between both pretty frequently. Sometimes my front ace runs take just a handful of attempts. Making a competent late or end takes more work imo and they are far less likely to win. As a so called late enthusiast, Ive run them in at least half of the CMs. Guess what? Of my 6 plat wins, five of those were relatively “lazy” front teams. I tried harder making lates, Dober 3 separate times and while she performs well for most of the CM, she jobs finals. Fronts just win and their careers are EASY. Alternating between the two styles makes it apparent just how much easier fronts have it (in my humble opinion). Note: My lates had decent win rates, but far less consistent and always jobbed at the worst moments. This was less likely to happen with fronts, and I by no means am a front specialist.>lets fuse the top earners of our clubs for a super clubI used to be a top earner. Ive lost steam. To make a super club would be against the spirit of /v/, nobody wants a quota and would likely lead to more people burning out. Im in a lazy club but my will to grind the game has plummeted since MANT went live. I can barely force myself to make a team this time. The fact the next CM is also right around the corner doesnt excite me, but Im not that worried about it. Point being, eventually those top earners might undergo a transformation like I have. It would also negatively effect each club separately to where multiple might collapse, which seems unnecessary when most /v/ clubs are in a stable place. Thank you for reading my blog. Nice OC btw, sometimes if I dont have time to read a thread I switch to image only mode to scour for new OC. Creators are the lifeblood of /v/ma, keep it up
>>2440844Essentially, yes. Stats and trainings are worth half as much after 1200.
>>2440849Last thread was gone sooner than I could take a piss so no worries. I would've noticed and done it if I had 30 more minutes with that thread, because I went to pull up some information from the prior thread.
Race 4. Pick your winner!
>>2440834The rangeban stuff has to do with aged cookies on your device. If your cookie is new it’s “low trust” and you have to verify email essentially. It’s some kind of anti-spam measure but it’s prevented many people from posting
>>2440855>c'mon lucky>gate 6AIEEEEEEEE
>>2440855OURPEPPERMINTCANDY BABY
>>2440856I don't think it's cookies in this case. I had old cookies on my laptop and both before and after I purged them I got that message.
>>2440855Shemeansbizness, man
I am seething with anger and about to throw a fucking melty of biblical proportions. I tried to run matikanetannhauser aka mambo in URA cup (im the newb) and I didnt really know that I was supposed to pick a G1 on my own without the game just throwing one at me. I saved like 300 skill points and then the career ended because I didnt choose a race. I wish I had a punching bag or some shit I really wannajHJKAJ FSHJKDHJKF HFKJGHFJKLN
>>2440851Do I have time to build fronts? is DD+PP essential? RNG is kicking my ASS this week and I still have nothing
>>2440864Happens to the best of us.
>>2440864I failed Makween in a similar fashion when I first started.
>Make insane uma for Gemini>Test it in public rooms>Keep losing because "dueling"Oh I see, so Guts is going to be the bullshit stat for Miles and Sprints, great...
>>2440866As others have pointed out, fronts require at least one set of good groundwork parents, and you need a fitting borrow for the other half.Is it too late? Not necessarily, but if youve never done it before you might find it challenging. Fronts require prep, but once that prep is done it’s smooth sailing. Depends on the CM though. For Taurus, fronts may not be the strongest theyve ever been, with lates and ends getting good results this time. For the mile after it, I assume fronts will be very dominant again but that’s just a wild guess. Im too lazy to practice or train right now, just going off what Ive read from others experiences. If you’re short on time, you ought to stick with what you know. Perhaps making a Golshi and some debuffers would be stronger and easier than making a front team at the last minute
>>2440851>Point being, eventually those top earners might undergo a transformation like I have.Happened to me as well, still doing my 5 borrows, but slowly starting to burn out and throwing the runs with no distance S away
>>2440866nta but building fronts is an arms race do you need DDPP? no, but if you match against another front that has them it's very likely they'll take the lead, same for uma stan, playtime's over and tail held high, they aren't obligatory but it increases the chances you'll lose the lead against another front that has them by the time angling procs, it also means that even if you have them you can lose to RNG bullshit so they aren't a sure win either
>>2440879Miles, yes. Sprints is whoever take the front and create a gap
Should I roll umas or cards the next banner? I wanna go for an URA and I'm kinda tired of the like 3 umas I already have. After the way mambo (who I loved like a sister) fucked me in the ass I dont think I can try run her in a long long long time and I've already had a career with every uma I had an interest with. Fuck.
>>2440775Reminder that a horse without balls mogs bthe Japs, even those vaunted "Kitasan" blood
>>2440881>>2440887Front team was my original idea, it wasn't going well and I switched to easy backliners. Spent a week on Dober and ALL the runs were shit, most went down the drain before Climax. I am starting to get really worried and get the shivers that I won't have a team this time, it's all going bad for me
>>2440896isn't KYR a gelding too?
>>2440894Just save up if you're not sure of anything.
>>2440866NTA, but I’ll tell you this as someone who trains fronts a lot. Fronts are basically a nonstop fuckin arms race that keeps escalating over time. You can make an ace in just a couple of days, but fronts are different they’re something you should keep refining over a long period so you can constantly improve them. Front-runners have a ton of tech and abilities and there's always one out there with a superior build that WILL take your lead. You could throw together a team of three fronts in a few days, sure, but realistically you should already have a few tested drafts by now
>>2440903Yes, that's why he stays in Asia and won't ever race anywhere else since his only value is how much he can win.
>>2440897Just do your best. A lot of people are unprepared this time around. Doesnt mean it will be easy, but just do what you can. I only have one kind-of-decent ace. I just dont care that much this time or else I would have tried harder
>>2440894Are you the newbro? Post your roster
>>2440903pretty much all HK horses are geldings
>>2440894Are you >>2440864? You should try taking a break and playing mambo career to the end, it gets even better then.>rollIm not a CM gamer, so for me, umas are the bread and butter of the game. There will be mejiro palmer banner soon, you might wanna roll for her
>>2440866NTA, but fronts have the most robust pool of borrows in the game because people have been nothing but looping parents since the first CM. The hardest part is having to provide your own parent for the other half of the family tree.Anecdotally, if you can get past the initial hurdle of setup, I find the actual process of training front aces to be very comfy. Winning races in career is a lot more reliable, and your inspiration procs are generally better since parents are stronger on average than for the other running styles.
>>2440842went through serirus older videos, pre-patch uncapped stats gave umas 20% effective stats instead of 50%+GL had shit SP gainsalso this nigga bricked his viewers l'arc CM with a meme gutsmaxx build
>>2440920I am! but sorry I'm too tired now and already closed the game, I'l follow >>2440923 's advice and just take a break
>>2440803Rice wouldn't say this
>>2440855#1 Jaydensqueenoharts manages to clutch the win with a crazy squeeze on the inside. That was an insane squeeze. Wish that worked four Uma Lates.
>>2440887>uma stanNot that good for fronts I thought
>>2440834It's change from about a month ago, if you're on a new browser or internet connection you have to lurk for days until it clears.This doesn't affect moble data though so the fucking thing is useless beyond punishing actual good faith posters.
>>2440851>sometimes if I dont have time to read a thread I switch to image only mode to scour for new OC.Only problem is sometimes its in catbox
>>2440930Well put.
>>2440911Fuck man, Fronts just sound so fun, they fit my personality I think, I just have no experience and no extensive prep and I hate hearing that, hell I don't even have Chocobon (that's kind of on me for making poor decisions though). It sucks to hear this because I think I would have a ton of fun running them, but I can't
>>2440945Well usually if a post has a ton of replies with a catbox link it’s usually some draw kino. Worth a quick skim to see if any posts like that stick out
>>2440930>looping parentsIm a third rate with first rate aspirations after I finally got good cards post CB. Ive always been curious about what looping is qrd?
>>2440834It's basically the other way around for me. It feels like I have to reverify my email every week nowadays to post using Kuroba and I get to play the five captcha minigame twice each time.
>>2440952You don't need the clanker, she's just the strongest
>>2440930Could one of you, if it's not too much to ask, help me find a borrow like the ones you describe with cool stuff on top of GW obviously (like PP, Ignited Wit, stuff like that) it would mean a lot, nothing perfect just something you'd useThank you for the encouragement btw, makes it feel not as bad
>>2440952NTA but you dont need the meta fronts to run a front team. Even Daiwa can make for a strong front runner. I was winning CMs with Suzuka back before runaway happened and she was seen as mediocre compared to Falco, but we kept winning regardless. You do need to devote time to get it running, but once the initial set up is done it can be fun, but its not for everybody. Sometimes there’s just one little thing you’re missing or stat that fell short or a skill you needed. You gotta be willing to test stuff and ask questions, as well as study other fronts to see what they’re doing right and actually WATCH the races, take note of what skills are going off and when not just for you but the enemies. I wouldnt give up before youve even started. Give it a shot, Daiwas were doing quite well previous CM.
Race 5, pick your winner!
>>2440965https://uma.moe/databaseThis is a very robust tool. Pick your target uma to filter her out from the results then just plug in what you want. Just read what the different filters are and feel free to ask if you have any questions.
>>2440975True JediHe's gotten all the studs
>>2440976Holy shit this isn't Chrono, this looks like a fake TV show hackerman screen. I've never used this
>>2440975>True Jedi
>>2440975JUST AN IRISH LAD
>>2440975Are the Irish white?
>>2440975ALL IN True Jedi
Why is the fatty all the way up here
>>2440975>>2440988IRELANDIRELANDIRELANDIRELAND
for how long will the saving carats season last? I irrationally feel like spending like a maniac
>>2440997I feel like I can skip a ton of MANT cards because they have really stupid uniques that only work in MANT. The bigger question is if you can NOT roll for you waifu since there are many contenders until GL.
>>2440975Swift as *I* Am? He's gotta be pretty slow then
>>2440997It's only been a few weeks and you already want to blow your load
>>2440997Less than 2 days
>>2440997This is the kind of trainer who loses his bank account to the wedding banner
>>2440982It's pretty simple. Here I'm searching for a Maru parent that's at least 7* Power with Prudent Positioning and Groundwork hints where the main parent (not the grandparents) has 3* Medium.Keep in mind it will go by the number of sparks first while ignoring affinity. So even though the first few results may have the perfect sparks the affinity might be shit and they'll never proc. They just added that proc percentage chance which is neat, keep in mind that'll be different if your other parent shares sparks too, which you can also add if you'd like.
Itallian food...
>>2440997Most people are saving for either the Maruzensky Speed banner (front card), and/or the Tachyon/Hello Light banner (pace + scenario card) for the next scenario, which are estimated to drop in mid July. So basically two more months, and if you make about 20K carats per month, and you want 45K for ONE banner, you need to keep saving and not spend recklessly. Depends though. Tachyon gets 100 free rolls, so 15K will allow you to spark once, 45K twice. Are you gonna run paces? then you probably wanna spark twice. Just a suggestion, you ultimately are in charge
>>2441009*A parent FOR Maru I should say to avoid confusion.
>>2440997believe in the carats that believeds in you. Bust it out lad
>>2441007SOVLful trainer
Speed Star doesn't work on Taurus 2 track right?>inb4 running pace
How strong are umas vs humans?
>>2441007NTA but I'm REALLY tempted to roll on the wedding banner because Curren is cute but I just dropped a spark on CBI should be smarter than this but the voices are getting louder
>>2441022If it procs too early then it's wasted. If it procs halfway through the final corner then it's fine.
>>2441022yeppers, final corner velocity is useless here
>>2441024They have superhuman strength and speedHishiama easily won an arm wrestling contest with her trainer using only her pinky finger to put it in perspective
>>2441022Yeah it doesn't It does work for CM14 and can potentially carryover into late-race
mejiro ryan kinda looks like the "JUST fuck my shit up" guy
>>2440956Parent looping is just iterating on a single lineage by running the same grandparents over and over until you produce a parent with satisfactory improvement over its predecessors (i.e, it has better blues/pinks, has a specific white skill, more white skills, scenario sparks, higher stars for any of the above, etc). At which point you go down a generation and do it again to make an even better parent.But preparing a parent all the way back from the grandparent or even great-grandparent step takes forever; most players kind of just take a grandparent they have lying around and breed it with a good borrow from someone else until they get something that's "okay" for the current CM, even if it's a dead-end in terms of future breeding because the sparks are polluted with suboptimal stuff.But this is notable with fronts because people have long since achieved consistent Groundwork with good blues/pinks, and have moved onto introducing additional things like Ignited Spirit WIT/Dodging Danger/Prudent Positioning/etc into their gene pools.
>>2441022I wouldn't bother, just run Prepared to Pass
>>2440975#4 Swift As I Am wins with powerful late surge on the outside.
>>2441036Yup yup! Dont have the image on hand but there’s multiple edits of that
>>2441031It took like every single available track hand to get that horse into the gate so I believe it.
>>2441009>>2440974>>2440976>>2440911Man thank you so much for all the tips, you guys are so fucking nice I can't believe I found you on 4chan of all places. You actually gave me a bit of drive to try again, wish I could shake your hand or something so do know that I am thankful
>>2441046Well yeah a real horse could easily end you with one kick or lift you off the ground with a bite…
>>2441024Unironically hundreds of times stronger going by feats
>>2441036>Brendan Frasier's no longer a household name Where does the time go?
>>2441057Brendan Frasier was the edit. The original “just fuck my shit up” guy was some random dentist
ekuripsu fehstda est nowah
>>2441048You know how you can thank me or others? Get stronger, win a plat, become a RIVAL
>>2441064That's right, I completely forgot.
>>2441065ICED COFFEE!
>>2441070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PkF-MyoE9Q
>>2441073It's impossible to hear this without imaging Maya falling off a skyscraper now.
>>24407546 isn't my favorite civ, but sure!
Race 6. Pick your winner!Is Moonshine and Tequila anons still alive? By the way, naming your uma after alcoholic drinks or brands is very common practice.
>>2441078Why is mcqueen korean?
>>2441079KKK
>>2441079For me it’s Brumbodoppeltannhauser
>finally got a Tickezo with A mileIt'll have to do. My clock stash can't handle more dedicated attempts at this kind of mutation.
>>2441068Well that might be too much to ask of me, at least right now, but do know that there is nothing I wish for more than that
>>2441079>What about QWell, he's the goat to begin with.
>>2441081Korean modder. Mod autotranslates to eigo, although you have to install the music separately.
Make some >fun races what are we waiting for?
Is training a milelet tama a waste of time? ;_;
>>2440988>>2440996
>>2441118yes
>>2441118Not looking good, but if you have enough time to burn yes.
>>2440754>>2441078Is 6 actually good?
>>2441079#1 Lite it up louie steals the win with a long but consistent late surger, overtaking #7 Kiki Krazy right at the end. >>24411018365 3045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kayphyln1dk1998 Mainichi Okan reenactment.12 slots. Someone PLEASE bring a Suzuka.Otherwise bring whoeever you want!Mile 1600m left tokyo left autumn etc.
>>2441125It's not. It's pretty damn weak actually. Better than 7 though, and unfortunately the only one I actually own.
>>2441119Man I could go for some Murphy's right now, or a Beamish, man I miss it
why 'jongs and jiggs' but no phones?
Race 7, pick your winner!>>24411286/12. Looking for more milers!
>>2441137There's a CIV 7???
>>2441128>mile Man I still got nothing but some TT aces, does anyone else just not really bother outside CM?
>>2441149Big.....Boss?
>>2441158That's mostly the reason. Many people dont even bother with TT aces, but because it behooves people to make umas that run many races, many people happen to have A, if not better, Milers.
>>2441149>lucky's secretWhat could this maiden be hiding?
>>2441128isx this the race where El's jockey saidEven Suzuka's shadow is unreachable for us
>>2441158Im working on parents for next milesloppa at least, there's so much time it leaves me with nothing to do
>>2441149THUNDERSTRUCK ALL THE WAY
>>2441167She has human ears underneath her autism power limiter.
>>2441156In the same way there's a Command and Conquer 4.It's a potential franchise ruining entry. It's really, REALLY fucking bad.
>>2441156It has fewer active players than 5 or 6 right now.
You know, is this the one thingy the one racetrack we used to watch back in the old board?
>>2441156you are not missing out i promise
>>2441156It's not looking good, 5 is still the best
I think Civ 3 is the best desu
>>2441189Which uma would he train?
>>2441128We got a lore friendly race going! 9/12Could use 3 more mile umas! Bring one if you got it!>>2441149#1 Big Boss Ben just got scratched.
Another reminder that horseracing is incredibly dangerous
broooooo bring 1 brooooo mi hermanoClick on the top right on details and take umas out.
>>2441206Its chill, its slow rn
>>2441196>>2441149Some guy (clubless) just added 3 when I was going to join with 1
>about to use my last clock of the runstill zero CM ready aces btw
>>2441186i think it was saratoga
>>2441196>>2441209>>2441210Just starting. Good luck all!
>>2441195Imagine being a British soldier and an uma impi fucking impales your comrade against the ground by throwing a javelin from 200 meters away
I always wonder why there isn't a kicking system in this game
>>2441220Its weird yeah, but again. It's milesloppa and its late at night so it's okay.
>>2441216Dude I couldn't fucking join some asshole took the last 3 slots for himself, what do you mean "Good luck"?
>med s, fast learner, groundwork, thh, decent stamina>no ttlbetter than what i had but still not completely satisfied
>>2441223it's just a fun race mate, there'll be more
>>2441223Not race anon but relax mane, stuff like that happens. There's gonna be more races anyway
>>2441227Why no slipstream?
>>2441223The funny thing is that he left right before the race started so we got three mobs instead.
>>2441227Having Playtime's Over built in must be so fucking nice, how do other Frontgods get it? Just from Inspiration?
>>2441240Maybe it was a ghost? Either way, hope that anon didn't get discouraged. I hope he joins more races it's cool to see new faces
>>2441242Its from an event though so its RNG
>awful mood into late start in a mile raceACK
>>2441227HELLO HELLO
>>2441195This is how the HorseMD club house looks like btw
And Seiun holds the lead for the win in the Mainichi Okan 1998. Congratulations Seiun!>>2441240Yeah I had an "oh shit" moment when I hit the start button when he managed to leave. My uma got brocked by those mob umas too.>>2441246Yep I hope he's good, it was extremely bad timing. I'll do a mulligan in a bit, but lemme do the IRL race stuff first.
>>2441242Rn from inspiration, palmer has the gold version built in. And in GL everyone can get the gold from light hello
>>2441149#2 morning cup wins!
>i-is that 5 MOB UMAS WITH MEDIUM B AND C?!? AIEEEEEE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN I ALREADY PAID THE JUNIOR YEAR CLOCK TAX
>>2441262/v/ma Won would say this
>>2441256Holy smokes, I forgot HorseMD existed.
>>2441271Anon you forgot to take care of our retirement patients?
>>2441271I was in HorseMD very early on but I had to club hop
>>2441276I don't blame you it's a retirement home
>>2441258>And Seiun holds the lead for the win in the Mainichi Okan 1998Wait a second, this doesn't seem historically accurate...
>>2441237Too expensive, i had better skills with bigger discounts
8365 73001998 Mainichi Okan reenactment (reenactment take 2)12 slots. Bring only 1. Someone PLEASE bring a Suzuka.Otherwise bring whoeever you want!Mile 1600m left tokyo left autumn etc.
>>2441271[SAD NEWS]Hundreds of neglected trainer remains found in apparent HorseMD corpse abuse case
>>2441280>anon writes a fanfiction where Seiun Sky basically replaces Silence Suzuka in her career.>Seiun Sky remembers what happens
>>2441279Coulda been a top club. I remember it was like first gibs reset I tried to get danchou to kick the flatliners and he just wouldn't.
>>2441283Sorry, still 50 more days until I can unlock Suzuka
>>2441291awooga
>>24412839/12. Remember to bring 1!A Grass Wonder would be nice.
>>2441283>Bring only 1Sorry, I fucked up the last one.
>OH, YOU'VE USED ALL YOUR CLOCKS?!? NARUHODO!! LET ME BESTOW YOU WITH YOUR FIRST NON-MILE PINK IN EONS. MAKE SURE NOT TO GET BROCKED AGAIN OR YOUR FUCKED!!please let this scenario be over already
>>2441297If someone brings Grass, we'll have the entire Golden Generation.
>>2441271I forgot to, and I saw them being talked about when I first got involved with Uma...
>>2441300Akikawa would say this
>>2441299Hey it's okay anon stuff happens, also. Do you need a club?
>>2441300better than Unity though according to vee em ayy
>>2441299Don't worry mate, it's all good, keep joining if you want. Also do consider the clubs
Race 8Uhhh for some reason they never showed the horses' names in a list.Pick a number from 1 to 10 to win. #6 isn't in the race. >>2441283Starting in 1 minute from this post. FULL.
>>2441310Hmmm, my inner Matafaka want's 7
>>2441310SUPER LUCKY 7
>>24413107
>>2441310real gamblers choose 3
MANT is sufferingSorrows of a Milelet lifeGrand Live brings the Spring
>>2441310With this SUPER LUCKY 7!!!!! We are all ultra bricked!!!!
>no names pop up>thread mostly chooses the number seven instead
>>2441317Should have picked 7....
>Fukutards can't even get a 7 in this slow ass board
>>2441308Yea? You can clock races, you couldn't clock Unity races
>>2441310>danchou broke out the Aoharu highroll SuzukaAIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>2441323checkem unbeliever
>>2441328>off by one again award
>>2441328Embarassing
>>2441328>Thou Guilty
>>2441328Checked, you unlucky bastard.
>>2441310>>2441312>>2441314>>2441323>>2441319#7 Sugah Down wins race 8!
>>2441337What the
>>2441337>7
>>2441328Bringing back this classic from the archive
>>2441283By a head? Might as well be by a distance with biwa's noggin. Good race!
>>2441283Biwa Hayahide wins the 1998 Mainichi Okan reeactment (reenactment)!Good lord she was brocked by Smaru and managed to edge to the side and take the win anyways. This is the weirdest timeline.>>2441299Don't worry! You realized your mistake at the last minute and went to correct it. Just bunch went wrong at once. Thanks again for trying to join.
>>2441343>Nepo Umawtf she didn't even get there on merit I demand a re race
>>2441345That's a big ass head
>>2441345Unfair advantage, her head counts as 5 lengths
>>2441345Nishino Flower has the best view
>head margin win
>redo the 1998 Mainichi Okan again to correct history and prevent Seiun Sky from winning>now Biwa Hayahide won after breaking out of a dead heat with Maruzensky and Nishino FlowerSTOP IT YOU FOOLSYOU'VE ONLY FURTHER DAMAGED THE TIMELINE
Race 9. LAST RACE. Pick your winner!
>>2441358Israel Hernandez is a crazy name.
>>2441355
>>2441358HAPPY HAPPY FOR MISS HAPPY
>>2441358HURRIKANE WARNING
>>2441358For me, its olympic flame
>Check Chrono>Top earner of my club todayThanks for reading my blog
>>2441358>banished
>>2441358Chirpy Chicks got it easy
>one dogshit summer without any recoveries latermedium S btw, i dunno if i should even glue since i have literally nothing ready for CM
>>2441357https://youtube.com/watch?v=n4KQcYwqiWM
>>2441357Is there good media (movies, anime, etc.) that about messing with time travel and fucking up things even more?
>>2441379I can't think of any. A Sound of Thunder is good in concept but it's kinda shit in execution.
>>2441358Creek Front would never work
>>2441358>Creek FrontWhat does he know that we don't?
>>2441384He's related to End Seiun
>>2441370You get a gold star
>>2441370Why the fuck is she wearing paws?
>>2441383>>2441384both Creeks can work as front with an oonige
>>2441358And #6 Lady Trexia dominates and wins the race!Thanks for coming to watch and thanks for joining the earlier races as well.>>2439595There's a G2 race in Japan later tonight, anon mentioned Chronogenesis' kid Bereshit is in the race. I don't know what time that is in, guessing 3-4 hours.
>>2441394Would you have replied if she didn't?
I need her
>>2441403Usual jap hours, 15:45 so around 3 hours and 40 minutes 2200, spring right handed
>>2441427Explain to me the appeal of Sweepy
>>2441442Don't wanna.
>>2441444Alright, I'm sold
>>2441358Did Prairie Meadows' racing season for this year just start? I remember having their YT stream recommended to me often when i started Uma last year then it stopped without me noticing and now we got races again
>>2441459Looks like it. Wonder when Saratoga is starting again or if its already going.We're coming up on a year now for /v/ma. I wonder who streamed the Saratoga races.
>>2441442Mesugaki basically.
>>2441442cutekind of on the spectrumCUTE!
YURO HOURS ARE SO DEAD
>>2441526I refuse to talk during yurohours just to annoy you
>>2441529That's not nice anon
>>2439946or you can just enter whatever failed umas you have in open league, its free carats/statues/tickets/etc
>>2441526NEIGHA ITS 06:30 WE ARE SLEEPINGand i just got off my night shift
>>2441529Opera would not say this
>>2441526but its 830pm
>>2441533>>2441535ITS NOT, IT'S 5:30
>>2441536It's 1:35PM retard
>>2441533>>2441535>>2441536It's 9:35am
It's actually 12:36
/int/ game apparently why are you all spread thru the fuckin globe
>>2441542CULTURAL FENOMENO
I can't tell what time it is because I'm out of clocks.
>>2441542through horse, unity
>>2441536>Found the englishman/portuguese
>>2441542When I said I suspected half my club was euros I meant it.
>>2441548I am a bong yes.
Play the game, neighas.
>>2441546Sounds like it's time for a late surger run
>>2441549Did you know? There're at least 4 slavs in ASTER, I thought it was funny
>>2441554>out of borrows >out of TP>out of RP>waiting for keibaWhat do you want me to do man? I'm playing thru hotel dusk rn
>>2441554Im playing the game on my second monitor.
>>2441557I'm slavic, but migrated to europe.Not in *ASTER* btw
>>2441554Sorry anon, I'm out of TP so I'm working on Shadowbringers instead.
>>2441552>British >/v/mapyoiper Just lost all respect for our NTRbro.
>>2441558Play Warhammer 3 instead and do a Bretonnia run. Long Victory.
>>2441563Could've been worse, like he could've been in /v/ma (club)
>>2441552My dcondolences
>>2441565Warhammer 3 sucks dude, play 2
>>2441566What's wrong with /v/ma? Its a nice comfy club
>>2441569What's wrong with /v/mapyoi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOxbn06N1qQI didn't know you could go straight for 1600m.
>>2441526It's like when the conversations all die at once at a party or during a point in time before class starts. I was tempted to post something but didn't want to and wanted to see how long it would go.
>>2440612seiun too lazy to make a profile pic on umatter lol
>>2441572Most yurohours sucks because we are not great conversationalist
>>2441554I am, look how well it's going!
>>2441570Nothing, it's just not looking good
>>2441571the most honest type of racing
>>2441575>1 wit 1 med>3 whites, one of them groundworkEvery single time
>2 failed 10% in a rowAt least it wasn't a med s.
>>2440670/v/ is a board for rage bait and shilling whatever slop is paying the mods for viral marketing. And nintendo.
Anyway, how's your sex life?
Time for something >funnyhttps://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersRoll twice, the first uma musume you get has entered her heat cycle and will attempt to umapyoi you at any cost, the second one will defend you (or join the first one if the first one is convincing enough). How fucked are (You)?
>>2441591>Air Messiah>Fusaichi PandoraI don't know either of these two in the slightest.
>>2441591>Yeah, that's a wrap bro. I don't even need to know who's defending me
>>2441591>Fenomeno>Rhein KraftUh... Ano.. Etto...
>>2441591>Taiki Shuttle>Dantsu FlameI'm screwed. Literally.
>>2441591>Samson Big>CesarioI guess I'm fine because she goes missing mid pursuit and I can chill with Cesario
>Opera O>Stay Goldim fucked
>>2441591>Narita Brian>Stay GoldI don't think stego seems like the type that will even care about my protection.
>>2441591>Meisho doto>DurandalI don't know SHIT about either but I should be fine right? Doto is a pussy
>>2441602Fellow "no faith in Stay Gold" buddy.
>>2441599T-Taiki wouldn't shoot cheese girl in cold blood would she?
>>2441591What does it mean if I got seiun sky twice?
>>2441609Seiunlets don't exist anymore, right? This guy won't suddenly disappear or die in an accident, right..?
>>2441603>Doto is a pussy
>>2441591>Copano Rickey>Wonder AcuteI literally know nothing about these bums, all I know is they're dirters. Can either of them fight?
>>2441603Yeah Durandal is basically a german shepard so you're safe.
>>2441591>Seiun Sky>Win VariationWhile I kind of doubt Shion's ability to protect me, I'm not sure Seiun is very scary on the offense.
>>2441609She's tricking you to make feel safe until you lower your guard
>>2441617LUDOKINO
>>2441591>Manhattan Cafe>Sounds of the EarthI have no idea who's supposed to defend me, but I don't feel even remotely safe.
Is there a video or guide or something on how to properly parent loop? I think I'm going to take the rest of the MANT CMs easy and really work on getting great Front parents for sprints/miles.
>>2441591>Grass Wonder>Nishino Flower>Mfw I see poor flower get cleaved in half by a sex crazed, pissed off grass wonder
>>2441607A horny Taiki doesn't even need a gun, she just has to pounce you and it's over. Dantsu probably couldn't stop her if she tried, lest she get too close and become roped in by a stray Taiki hug.
>>2441554>still need two more aces>cant make myself do MANT anymoreI’m so sorry..
>>2441603>Doto on her way to snap your boner in half on accident
>>2441619Hope sounds of the earth can play the violin bad enough to drive away sunday silence buddy because otherwise you're being double teamed in the most horrifying triple threat of all time.
>>2441620https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies#legacy-loop
>>2441620check the section at the bottomhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/legaciessince character affinity is less important now that everyone has gigaffinity you can do it with anyone, you just want to have as many matching whites on the parents for increased inherit chances
>>2441626Oh god she really is clumsy enough to do that
>>2441620Just do as many G1s as possible and try to win them. Basically you're doing this during MANT already and during most of the popular schedules. It becomes more particular when you're not doing MANT because at that point making an ace and parent are no longer hand in hand. So it becomes much less high stakes when you do parent runs in them, but MANT is god tier for awhile for parents... which means if you don't like it...
>>2441629>>2441631Huh don't know how I never noticed that page. Thanks fellers.
>>2441591Cesario and Neo Universe.I had heard of the latter, not the former.You guys make that determination.>>2441609She sleeps.>>2441598>FenoI am reminded of the Six Deadly Golds comic where she's the jealous one.You better hope she doesn't acquire a handgun.
>>2441603Wasn't doto in real life like extremely eager and ferocious when it came time to mate? I imagine following that logic, uma doto is probably a bit of a monster in bed.
>>2441591>Narita Brian>Jungle Pocketi´m feeling save with my aniki
>>2441635Cesario is spe-rm, I don't really know much about her, but spe has a mellow character so it will probably be okay, neo universe has weird wacky powers anyway
>Stellar Blade crackeduhhh I'm gonna be busy with uhmmm work this month danchou. Sorry about the flatlining
>>2441554okay fine, i've already raged out of one of my runs, let's see if spe-chan is any different
>>2441637Be real bro, brian is putting pokke on the boston crab.
>>2441626Doto winning was cooler IRLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1BS3U8Tixk
>>2441636Doto on track and mating are completely different from the goofball Doto you'd see in pictures.
>>2441644>that spe stareShe knows its over
>>2441644>doberAre you running her as a late? My man!
>>2441637Brian is beating the jungle out of pocket in a fight.
>>2441640Hmm... Well doesn't Neo Universe see the multiverse in high detail or something? I think it would be more interesting if Neo Universe was the one in heat, honestly. One could write a whole thing of her trying to seize her denied happy ending from the jaws of the multiverse.
>>2441641DANCHOU HE'S GONNA GOON FOR THE WHOLE MONTH
>>2441591>Still in Love >Fine MotionWhat the hell am I supposed to do
>>2441660Fine motion has a fuckton of armed bodyguards you're good.
>>2441660There will be blood. Shed.
>>2441660You can try and convince them to have a threesome for your own good
Reminder that Gold Ship would canonically rock your world so hard that you would melt and have no choice but to fall for her.
>>2441591>Almond Eye>Almond EyeOh no.
>>2441665Gold ship without her power limiter is legitimately the sexiest uma in the game, this is undeniable.
>>2441665I understand that gold ship's image has been tainted pretty heavily by secondaries and haha le 12b incident and that she'd make both a great lover and wift. I will still fantasize about other umamusume regardless.
>>2441662Bruh still in love is genuinely murking the entire squad like jetstream sam for a crumb of trainer cock.
>>2441660You'll be okay, lad.
>>2441674>Still walking through the bullet hell completely unaffected when trainer sperm is on the line
>bro you only need 270 speed to barely beat niigata stakes dober who has nearly half your speedi genuinely don't understand how some people have barely used any clocks in MANT>>2441650im running her as a pace since there's two other lates i have in mind that i wanna use, dunno how dumb that is tho
>>2441665Where's the top of her silly hat? Its gone
>>2441660Isn't still the girl that like gives you a human heart for valentines day
https://poal.me/lel08s
>>2441680Im sorry what
>>2441683My neigha, she'd move like fucking madara vs the shinobi alliance while the trainer hides in a corner
>>2441683This conversation is fucking retarded. Fine Motion has the money to fly you OUT OF THE COUNTRY. You can just fly for a few days. What the hell's Still in Love gonna do, cross the Pacific, and through the Panama Canal swim across the Atlantic!?
>>2441685Just looks a bit concerning thats all.
>>2441689Yes. It's Still In Love we're talking about here.
>>2441689Yes.
>>2441689Id rather deal with scp 096 chasing me than still
Fine is ninja trained and would win if you promised to take her out for ramen afterwards. She's literally Naruto.
>>2441683>SiL neighas.
>>2441689She will board the plane without anyone noticing because her presence is so thin she might as well be solid snake.Horse on a plane.
>>2441693 >>2441694The plane is still going to be faster than her, and Still in Love can't Jesus run across the ocean like Calstone Light O.Frankly, I think I would be more concerned about Calstone Light O than Still in Love. She could actually beat your ass to the runway.
>summer y2>somehow only 2 supports are at orange barKILL ME PETE
>free lone wolfpretty nice random event, shame the run is gunna go the way of my usual borrows
>>2441700My brother in umachrist you'll think you are safe that you outrunned her and you'll turn back to see the entire cabin crew gone while she sits next to you
>>2441705Do you guys actually take lone wolf?
What if fine motion gets her country's military involved?Is ireland apart of nato? I forget that part.
>>2441691I dont like the way that ice cream ball looks like.
>>2441708I always buy lone wolf on Brian otherwise she becomes OOC
>>2441708It's a "why not?" moment since its so cheap. If no one else has it, its a free speed boost. If someone else has it, you're denying the bonus to them.
>>2441710Can the Irish military deploy in the time a superuman vampire slaughters an entire squad and kidnaps a local trainer to a remote basement?
>>2441708i mean it's either giving yourself 40 speed or denying it from someone else for fairly cheap, it's not like alot of people are buying it either unless their running brian since nobody uses SR sweep anymore
>>2441708The option of taking it at the end of a career is worth more than 9 stats.
>>2441706Okay, let's say that Still in Love doesn't know your plans immediately, and that you start out with roughly a full Tracen-campus between you and them. Fine Motion has to pick you up and start running immediately to buy time. You will probably have to make the arrangements, but all you need is a helicopter and a plane. If you can evade Still in Love long enough, you board the helicopter while making sure you watch Still in Love so she can't go ANYWHERE, take THAT to Chubu Centrair, and then fly out of there in the plane.Still in Love isn't going to be able to catch up to that. The hardest part is surviving the initial hour and a half getting that all set up. You CANNOT be sitting still during any of that.
Still in love would all according to keikaku fine motion into oblivion.
Who would win Superman or Goku?
>>2441726Hulk.
>>2441726The answer is my peanus weanus, of course! :D
>>2441726Get both of those JOBBERS out of here none of them could perform a winning live
>>2441726Why Goku? Why not Bejita, the price of all saiyans?
>>2441730Actually I think superman could probably sing, hes a relatively well adjusted guy
>>2441591>almond eye>red desireHow hard is the nun going to job?
Kyoto Shinbun Hai jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/M2YJcf
>>2441721What's stopping SiL from calling in a bomb threat to the airport or sabotaging the flight takeoff in some other way?
Don't let this debate distract you from the fact that nobody can stop Marvelous Sunday.
>>2441736Isn't her whole thing that she wants to be a martyr? She'll let Ai-Chan GLORY EYE her to oblivion
>>2441731>when danchou realizes you havent done a career in weekshttps://youtu.be/vx-9TrZzbwM
>>2441738She would have to figure out WHICH airport you're going to in order to do such a sabotage. If you arrange the plane first, you can just tell the helicopter pilot to come get you at a specified location and then tell him where you're going after you're in the air, safely away from SiL and drowned out by the propeller blades.I picked Chubu Centrair in particular because that's 220~ miles/354~ kilometers south west of Tokyo. It's too far for her to keep up, even with unlimited stamina.
>Eishin FlasherLore accurate Eishin Flash that flashes the player...https://litter.catbox.moe/7pttkm1vfrou89rr.png
>>2441736Shed say "Power of Umachirst compels thee!", do the sign of the cross, and Ai would instant get set on fire
Friendly reminder that powerlevelfags unironically believe haru urara is multiversal.
>>2441750Marvelous World mentioned
>>2441750All this and they can't beat the french in a race.
>>2441746>Inko Dinkus
>>2441750>Urara when she's near 1 gram of dirt.
>>2441746Who's the middle one supposed to be?
>>2441747Do you think Jesus was an uma in their universe?
going up until classic summer without using a clock is the equivalent of getting 3 blue balls popped on a single training in unity
>>2441759Special week's ears look like fucking dog ears.
>>2441756Noppers, Jesus was carried by an uma when he entered Jerusalem.
>>2441750The most unrealistic and absurd thing here is urara having access to zone
>>2441756Perhaps? Maybe not, but the Umas actually control the government and rewrote th->door crashes down, i get knocked out and dragged off to room 101
>>2441756Nope, mary magdalene was an uma, jesus was the toreina.
>>2441750So according to this, ZONE = Reality Marble?
Did I wake up in time for keiba
When moses was in pharaoh's landLet my umas go.
>>2439693>You mean the GL gameplay also limits your deck, or the banners? afaik youre locked to 3 speed 2 wit 1 light hello for the entirety of GL due to the speed cap increase, which means Xoguri becomes the god of GL.
>>2441775it's 15:30 japan time so 30 minutes
>>2441787If I give a cytu, can you supply the videos?>>2441746The hell is this game?
>>2441786Oh no...
Berry Shit
>>2441768IT ALL TRACES BACK TO THE ORIGINAL EGYPTUMIANS MYSTERY SCHOOL. THE DUST THAT LACED THE PHAROAH’S TOMB WAS THE HOOVE OF A — THEY’RE HERE
>>2441746>>2441753Not my fucking $DICT...
>>2441789stream is at the usual placehttps://kick.com/b01doghos
Which uma would play a hurdy-gurdy?
>>2441802Danke
>1000m straight shot
>never more than 1 of my 3 wit cards on wit at the same time during the ENTIRE run... until the japan cup>zero rainbows in my final 3 turns>zero whistles or gold hammers during the final shop>get this godlike sparkumazing, at least i only used one clock compared to the usual 5
oops
Did I make it in time for the G1? We at /horse/?
>>2441828it's a G2, Kyoto Shinbun Hai, starting in 3 minutes
>>2441829Oh okay, I thought it was the NHK mile cup
>>2441830Thats tomorrow
>>2441826you... you villain!
Bereshit is running?
>>2439609This is actually pretty cool. I hope Bereshit does well.
'ere we go
IT'S HAPPENING NOW
>#2 M's Begin, Kitasan kid>#4 Tirano, Gold Ship kid / Neo Universe great grandkid>#7 Come Up Roses, Cesario bloodline / Manhattan Cafe grandkid>#9 Kafuji Emental, Fusaichi Pandora grandkid>#10 Savoire Faire, Epiphaneia blood (Symboli Kris S / Cesario)>#11 Brigantine, Stay Gold grandkid>#13 Nihonpiro Roger, Jungle Pocket grandkid / Manhattan Cafe great grandkid>#14 Stella Spes, Symboli Kris S great grandkid>#15 Bereshit, Epiphaneia + Chrono Genesis spawn>#16 Access, Kiseki kid / Manhattan Cafe grandkidKinda fucked up Pocket fucked Cafe's daughter but whatever, it do be like that
>>2441826I just got SEXUALLY ASSAULTED
I wonder how much the nip raising man gets paid
KEEP YOUR EYES ON 15
AND THEY GO LETS GO BERESHIT
Them pace chaser blobs are crazy
Is Distance S always king or is there any point where I'm going to want to be farming Track or Style sparks?
They're packed so tightly.....
HOLY SHIT BERESHIT
>>2441844>lost by a headOuch.
CONGESTUS?
Suddenly I have congestion
Bereshit forgot to get Med S
That was so fucking cool
I hate head!Good for #5 though. Was he a nobody?
Your trainee lacked the Guts to sustain her run towards the end of the race.
>>2441857>>2441863Just your average Contrail/Deep Impact/Sunday Silence clone, really.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO CHRONOBROS
Why didn't BERESHIT simply proc in body and mind?Frodo.png
>>2441863>Was he a nobodyhttps://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2023106963/Yeah.
Well Kitasan can't win em all, maybe one of Duramente's kids will win this next race since it's a G3
Looks like bere shit was bere-ly worth giving a shit
Bring me the reenactment race my RIVALS
BAKUSHIN MENTIONED
>>2441866Flatliners, we won. Time for another snooze!
>>2441875https://files.catbox.moe/3bpqgb.pngKyoto Shinbun Hai 2026 Reenactment16 Slots2200M Firm Good Right Handedbring 110543834105438341054383410543834
So, is bereshit out of the DAHBY?
>>2441883I think he has enough prize money to run in the Derby
>>2441851Style no unless you're mutating, turf/dirt is slightly better in sprint (for now). But distance is usually king
>>24418788/16, bring your finest Medium umas
>>2441890Isn't this just a pre-cm lobby in a way?
>>2441891it's a Derby prep race but it's 2200 instead of 2400 and it's held in Kyoto instead of Tokyo so there's some differences in the track layout
>>2441891Lots of trainers are going to have many left and right oriented Medium umas right now. The real wildcard is how much stamina.
>>2441878I wanna join but would i be bullied for being a >bwo....
>>2441897No one cares anon, please join. Its for >fun
>>2441896Yeah im unsure about stamina but any competent CM13 ace should easily clear it by a long shot.
Next OP should be the winner of the race
>>2441903Agreed
>>2441897of course the >bwo brings a xogger
>>2441903I can bake and do that
>Spe blood wins the Epsom Cup by a noseSurely it was the LeMeme factor at work...
>>2441826who makes these rice gifs
>>244187814/16starting in 10 or 1 minute after it fills up
>>2441905It's okay anon.MejiroBright.png
>>2441826a new gif...!
Vega's chibi really is chopped as fuck holy
>>2441913Do not bully admire beta, she has a lot on her head.
>>2441909HURRY UP TOREINAS
Taking bets, 30 (You)s on the clanker, 20 (You)s on the SS+ dober. 50 (You)s on Teio.
>>24418782 spots left, 14/16. Soul entries so far. Funny seeing 2 Ardans.
>>24419204 (You)s on Ardan
>>24419205 (you)s on the Rudolph
>>244192010 (You)s on Diamond, 15 (You)s on Brian.
Oguri ate the 16th toreina....
fullstarting
>>2441930Apparently she threw him back up, WE FULL.
CAM ON VEGA BRING EM HOME
>Dober rushed less than 30 seconds inYOU FUCKIN HARLOT, I THREW YOU TO THE RACE OVER MY CM ACES CUZ I WANNA SEE YOU WIN A FUN RACE!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
>Ardans ran side by side through the entire last thirdCute.
Clanker is the New Secretariat!
Holy clankino
BEYOND BASED
>>2441939I WAS STUCK BEHIND THEM. ALL THE THINGS FIRED OFF.GG Clanker. Made of superior stuff.
Yup yup! Clanker OP in 5 minutes
>missed the race award
>>2441938Live by the doberpill, die by the doberpill. That is the life of the late gambler.
https://litter.catbox.moe/hplop3jhm2f2ackr.pngMihono Bourbon takes the lore accurate victory in the 2026 Kyoto Shinbun Hai Reenactment!congratulations and thanks everyone for joining!
Cancer Cup is the QEII Cup race and i feel obligated to run Doberu thereKawakami too
>>2441938>dober hits pump + beyond>dies anyway because stamlet lol
>>2441949>oguri sandwiched between 2 UGsSo this is the power of festivities....
The NHK tomorrow/tonight. U.S. G1 Steeple Race at some point.
>>2441949where is the soul?
>>2441953at 2200 she festives right before where the spurt begins
>>2441952Man I just really want that specific dober to win a >fun race, she won me last plat! Only thing she's great at is getting rushed and pissing me off lol.
>>2441956Did you miss the entire lobby?
Wuv keiba hours.
>>2441949not many chances for cinematic shots, feel free to repost them next thread and see you next week for the NHK Milehttps://litter.catbox.moe/89u0v6xtvjxiz32w.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/8xiuxqwrl6okfno1.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/sg9fos5cysbedlp6.png
>>2441964>next week for the NHK Mileit´s tomorrow you BAKA
>>2441964Its tomorrow though.
>>2441964>>2441970see you tomorrow*
When is Victoria Cup it's the same slot as NHK on the agenda
>>2441964>the ardan wall
>>2441973May 10 NHK MileMay 17 Victoria MileMay 24 Japanese OaksMay 31 DAAAAAHBYYYY
>Golshi ace run>5 hints for Straightaway Spurt
>>2441977Here
>>2440550Ufff, my heart
>>2441156It's pretty much Humankind 2. So you are not missing out much
I just woke up
>>2441591>Lucky Lilac>Agnes TachyonHaha... I'm in danger...
>>2441591>Mayano Top Gun >Specail WeekI'm so fucked
