>Taurus CupDAHBY is on NOWRace Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 2400m, Medium, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbGet your shitter hours matches in while you can! Taurus Cup (2) Round 2 is nearly upon us. Are your uma musume ready for the reality check?
uhh umm benis
>>2471836>gets in first>has no clue was to saywhich uma would be like that?
>>2471832
Taiki is so fucking hot I can't hate her, her body is insane
Ah fucking damn it. Posting it here too:As promised last thread, I'm hosting a cytube in about 40 minutes. I'm just going to cover the first 8 season 1 episodes for now./r/w2chwatchparty
Thank you to all who participated in a little low stakes slop run.
>>2471847soulful cast
Celebration jiggie.https://jiggie.fun/9JHICS
>>2471841ungezeifer...
FINALLY
What non-front team comps are viable for Gemini and what are the best umas for those comps?
>>2471854Allegedly ends are doing fairly well.
>made it to A finals day 2 after only winning 2 races yesterdayThis CM has to be the least amount of effort I ever put in, I think I must have McQueen suicided for all but like 3 days before CM. Feels good to take a break but now I dunno what I should work on next.
>>2471861I wonder if 2 front 1 end might be the play.>Front heavy rooms, you have all three wincons on deck>end heavy rooms, you have a chance to screw over everyone else's chance of hitting Tracen Cheer with your extra end
>>2471854gutsmaxxed ends
Okay so let me get this straight, I am supposed to think that this is a fox?
>>2471868Her name is literally Inari Wan, that's all the proof you need
>>2471868Anon, she's clearly a Megadeth fan
>>2471868I hate her stupid autistic hand tic
>>2471865If I wasn't committed to running my favs that's the comp I would use.
>>2471874This neigher can't konkon lmao
>>2471835Do consider it, more people hate random mood than like it
>2* power>good whites including groundwork>late pink sparkI HATE PARENT FARMING I HATE PARENT FARMING I HATE PARENT FARMING I HATE PARENT FARMING
>>2471886>he doesn't believe in late promotengmi
Preakness undercards are on. Not sure where to watch for free.
>>2471874I don't hate it but she abuses it too much. I hope her storytime explains on why she does it all the time(inb4 umas are autistic, i want a more reasonable explaination)
>>2471898>Falcon JetI thought she was dead...
>2 20 vitas since the oka shokill yourself nigga
So this route is just for parent building right? Been running it the past few runs and it feels like it actually screws over my stats due to the low amount of training windows, you even give up one day of summer for the dirt derby
>>2471905/v/ma lost...
FUCK dominators
>>2471900What?
>finally get a full podium>it was against S/A+ rank teams
I forgot about the Preakness today....
>>2471915It's ok so does 99.9999999999999999999% of the population, people basically only care about the kentucky derby.
>>2471910Cute Halloween Laisu
>>2471915Cute windee skipping training
Current odds and horses in the Preakness. The actual race is later.
>>2471922Oh hey that's Tachyon's spawn
>>2471922>great whiteUH OHBIGASS HORSE
>>2471922Oh, Incredibolt is back in. Is that the only horse that was also in the Derby or did I miss someone?
>>2471925
>>2471907I've made an SS+ Oguri with it, it's legit.My UG Maru has 38 races on her. You want to race more to highroll the shop and get more SP at the same time.
>>2471928Okay, I see a few more now. Looking at the odds it almost feels like a lower level G1, if that makes sense. Maybe it's just because of the Derby being what it is though.
>>2471925great white was sort of in the derby, he flipped over before loading in the gate
>>2471886>2* power>2* groundwork>pace chaser pink sparkMOTHER FUCKER
>>2471925Great White scratched out of the Derby at the last second, dunno if that counts.
>good whites>1 guts 2 latefuck it WE BALL
Laurel Park (Preakness) race 7, pick your winner!
>>2471948>Top ManipulatorHow did Curren manage to get into the race?
>>24718432 minutes before I start.
Wish me luck bros
Is this skipping too many races? >why cut arima kinenI don't trust my trainees to win it when I'm not prepping for a longer stam race.
>>2471954NOOOOOOOOOO SHE HAS THE POTENTIAL
>>2471954It didn't hit but I dodged the awful mood...
>>2471957The Arima Kinen is just a big boy medium race. Unless you have like 200 Stam you can win, and if you have 200 Stam at that point you may as well scratch the Tenno Sho Spring because LMAO if you get Creek or McQueen or someone in the lineup of that race.
>>2471957The Arima is barely a long. I'd you can win the Tenno Sho you can with the Arima.
>>2471957You've got Tenno Sho spring on the schedule but you're worried about Arima?
>>2471976>>2471971I forgot to cut the tenno sho spring :(
>>2471952How do I get in? What website
>>2471868I don't know why she thinks she's a kitten but I find it endearing
>>2471957Arima requires fuck all stamina. If you have the long aptitude you always run it. It's part of senior autumn epiteth and as last race of the year is protected from consecutive race penalty check.
>>2471978cytube then just go into the room
>>2471978The website is cytu be. I can't use the period there because of the spam filter. /r/w2chwatchparty follows it.
>>2471983Ohhh okay my bad anon
>>2471977Are you planning on doing a no stam run? My 0% stam growth long B uma get enough stam for every race except the haruten just from rivals and books
KEEEEEEKWITNESS MEI'LL CRASH AND BURN BUT I'M TAKING THEM WITH ME
Good luck to all boarders today, god have mercy on (You)r soul
>>2471993>Lower case gNot my Red Desire
How many stamina blues would I need to clear Tenno Sho Spring career race without clicking stamina training?
consider
>>2471948#4 Obliteration wins race 7.
>>2471996you need around 600 stam depending on your style.
First run in the Ryan mines and I got a 2 spd 2 mile spark so I'll take it
>>2471954>>2471959It was all downhill for the guts from there, bitches didn't even double again let alone another triple. Don't think it's worth using 0LB CB just to borrow an Agemasen either, so I shan't be doing that again.
>>2471996It's extremely rival-dependent. You can gamble a win off of 500 stamina against some rivals but some rivals come with 600+ stamina and gold recovery, you're then gambling on them missing the wit check on their recovery or you are guaranteed to lose.
>>2471993RED SUZUKA
>>2472018fakyu
Wodka any good for the next CM?
Special week is such a fat fuck even as a child its insane
>>2472024Vodka is always good, she just doesn't get used often because we don't have any vodkafags
>>2472027That's why she admires Suzuka so much, she wants to be a stick too
>>2472024Vodka is always a pretty decent pick it's just unfortunately she's hyper specialized to miles
What is special about preakness? Is it a G1?
>>2472039Second part of the American Triple Crown
>>24720392nd leg of the american triple crown and much, much less famous. Also barely anyone even attempts the triple crown because the races are so close together that a lot of the time it's reckless to try. For reference, the kentucky derby was 2 weeks ago.
>>2471832If anyone is taking drawing requests: https://litter.catbox.moe/6vghgz.png
>>2472040Kind of a shame golden isn't running it but I can't exactly fault his team for it. The american triple crown is BRUTAL
IT'S SCUBAFAG AGAIN
>>2472045Surely it's just a jest and not actually him.
>>2472045LEAVE HIM TO ME
Laurel Park (Preakness) race 8, pick your winner!
>>2472024Glue aptitudes.
>>2472051Faster Gator is a funny name
>>2472051
Our drawfags are too precious. I feel a protective instinct when a schizo beggar shows up
>>2472042Speaking of, pray for him
>>2472051slam notion sounds bootleg fine motion so him
Special fraud has no aura
>read up on red desire trivia to find out why she's catholic>"An IRL fan of Vodka. The reason they got along well is probably because they are teammates on the ‘10 Dubal expeditions. When Vodka was dispatched for Ireland, staff had to put a Vodka poster in her stable to calm her down."That's actually adorable.
>>2472060American dirt claims another Japanese horse, didn't Rudolf injure himself crossing a small patch of dirt when he ran in CA?
>>2472045So? Been a few weeks since the last time.
>>2472067Does Catholicism exist in the uma verse
>>2472072Yeppers, I think digitan mentions Adam and Eve iirc
>wake up>missed claude beating the game>missed the previous thread Not looking good.
>>2472073Based, the one true religion>>2471994You can always tell when someone here believes in God if they capitalize the G
>>2472072Do we even know that she is specifically catholic? So far she just seems to be a priestess and Three Goddesses seem quite ubiquitous, at least for umas Either way here is your holy trinity, bro
>>2472075Real Catholics wouldn't take the name in vain when complaining about bad RNG, capital G or otherwise.
Oh yeah, this is the run. I feel it.
Y'know, I kind of wonder what Nazi Germany would be like with uma supremacy instead of Aryan supremacy.Maybe it'd be a national socialist triarchy formed by those believed to be descended of the goddesses?
>>2472078Well given that she wants to be a martyr saintess and make it to heaven while explicitly dressing like a nun. It's more of an educated guess, she's not out on JP yet but I highly doubt she'll explicitly be talking about jesus.
>>2472084>posting your runYeah it's over anon
>>2472086>third neigh
>>2472088This is the first shop, I'm being sarcastic. I expect nothing.
>>2472060NOOOOOO
>>2472072They at least know about Christ because they have Christmas.
>>2472094it's holidays ackshually
>>2472094In all fairness to Japanese Christmas is just winter Valentines, so I wouldn't put much stock into it being a religious thing and just something they call it, kinda like Valentines Day doesn't have much to do with Saint Valentine there
When are we getting a skip race function for CMs? Skipping through 20 races is tedious.
>>2472094Isn't christmas in japan even less religious than it is now? It's just an even more secularized reason to spend money and go out on dates.
Wonder which umas are believers
>>2472099Why do you even play the game at this point if you do nothing but skip everything and not enjoy the umas you spent weeks making?
>>2472086Which uma would hitler train? Fenomeno?
>>2472051#1 Bring the Smoke wins race 8.
>>2472102Why wouldn't they believe when inspirations are real?
>>2472102All umas in game are teenagers and most are Japanese, I'd assume the vast majority of them are vaguely spiritual and a niche minority like red desire is practicing religious.
>>2472105I like the characters and the career stories. The racing itself is dogshit and I'm already in group A so why should I waste my time clicking through the shitty UI?
>>2472107Bamboo. Fenomeno stops to think about shit.
>>2472108YOU DONT WANT THE SMOKE
Flower...please stop being upset you have a hard time reaching a book....
>>2472107>friends with lots of animals>good genes>non-degenerate racing silksThere's only one choice.
>>2472107Hitler would be an utterly terrible trainer, he'd train a mob uma.
>>2472111I thought most japs were agnostic? At least I get the impression some umas (example brian) are pretty atheist.
>Operation Cowboy was a covert World War II mission in April 1945 where U.S. Army troops, with the approval of General George S. Patton, rescued hundreds of valuable horses from the Nazi breeding facility in Hostau, Czechoslovakia
>>2472125I thought the Germans joined the americans impromptu because they didnt want the russians to reach the horses first.
>>2472127Yes, it's one of two battles that US and German forces actually fought side by side in.
Sweepy would look very cute with a big belly..
Is it worth getting the funny hat senior year for fast learner?
>>2472110Inspiration is just an inspiration though. There's nothing explicitly supernatural about it.
>>2472137How's your economy?
>>2472134Duramente...
>>2472139uhhh 300
>>2472137That's how you make UGs
>>2472141Do it
>>2472137Depends, if you average 30 races, then yes get it for sure. If you average 38-40 then you can probably skip it, though it's really good if you can get it.
I hate gutsxmaxxing, its so goddamn volatile, run is either a highroll (with no mile S) or utter shit, there is no middle ground
>>2472142>>2472143>>2472144ok
>>2472144NTA but wouldn't doing MORE races make fast learner even more worth getting with all the SP you'd be rolling in?
Why is speed so fucking fat?
>>2472149Who the fuck is speed
>>2472149She's carrying the weight of the franchise
>>2472151I MEANT SPE
>>2472151Speed Symboli took retirement hard
>>2472151the twitch streamer
You may only choose ONE
>>2472161Machan?
>>2472161>Oguri ate my imageIt's dober.
>>2472166Why would I pick Dober when I could pick Ardan though?
>>2472168Why would i pick Ardan when Palmer is around?
>>2472170Why would anyone pick Palmer when Bright exists
>>2472145Yeah im going the traditional route
>stats are 6500/600/600 after summer 1, looking good.>get fast learner>rainbows completely disappear>energy items disappear so when there are good trainings I can't even do them>race more but keep getting skin break every third race without fail>run ends up looking 950/1100/800So fast learner tanks your run if you get it too early?
Funny how they released all the Mejiros so quickly that they can't release anything now
I pick
Laurel Park (Preakness) race 9, pick your winner!
>>2472178T. Fat balding oji-san
>>2472179>my favorite bird
>>2472179Why do so many horses get scratched? Rooting for falcon either way
>>2472176Not necessarily, fast learner is how you highroll but buying the hat will destroy your economy very quickly
>>2472184Various reasons. Sick, acting up, injured, etc. One I'll bring up is sometimes they can't decide which race they want to attend so they'll sign up for multiple races and then ditch one or more on the leadup, especially if the ditched race wasn't crowded in the first place.
>>2472179>Laurel ParkLike the Sakura?
>>2472189Oh that makes sense
>>2471853>still got like 70 pieces to go
>>2472190Baltimore/D.C.
I encountered a /v/agabond and our umas had a fierce battle.
>>2472196should have doxxed that loser bwo
>>2472198Hmmmm no
>>2472198No thanks, bro
Ehh, I don't really think posting runs make them cursed. This is honestly my highest roll in a month. I'll keep grinding but she might be ok for B.
Neicha...
>>2472206Bronze looks good on her.
>>2472205>Forgot to post it again award
>>2472208Mass amnesia is hitting the thread, might be machan
>>2472208Its not too bad if you're aiming for B but I'd still aim higher
>>2472214Yeah I'll keep doing runs but I want to work on Fuji and /v/ma won for a bit for my sanity. I only did Flower first to make a parent for them too.
Which umas have the least aura?
>>2472208Those stats are dire. How were the medium G1s with C?
>>2472216Suzuka
>sleep deprived into night owl in the first restIt's gonna be one of those runs huh...
>>2472216Hate to say it but, rudolf has negative aura
>>2472216Doto
>>2472179#6 Turf Star wins race 9. #1 My Favorite Bird had a powerful spurt pushing to the front, but Turf Star's as a late surger was even more powerful and took the win.
>>2472218How are you gonna say suzuka has no aura when she's treated as an unstoppable unreachable goal
>>2472222>
>>2472215Fuji can work? Don't tell me you are going to use mummy creek, I don't wanna farm that parent
>>2472222Laughable doto is an aura monster
What does Victoria por Plancha even mean?
>>2472216Brb making a tier list
>>2472217Got it in Senior so I only tried the JP Cup and wasted all my clocks on the run for it. My parent situation is dire so I can't really do mutation runs too effectively. I really can't wait for MANT to be over. I've gotten ok stats with the mile/sprint schedule but I'm still learning about skills and kinda botched them.>>2472227I THINK Fuiji can be good, which is why I went out of my way to make my own Mummy Creek parent. She's not the best but with a meme team of Flower, Fuji and Muteki I'm not gonna try and kill myself going for A.
I need the Dominator debuffer deck
>>2472233Victory by grill?
>>2472233But I do know who Mambo is
>>2472237I saved this from a prior thread if it's what you meant.
>>2472233A plancha is a wrestling somersault, so it's like "pin by flying body press"
>>2472240Thats mean
>>2472241Cards for ants.....
>>2472241Nishino flower posted this
>>2472242I used several translators in different languages and that is not even close to what it gave me.
>>2472216Name an uma with more aura than Marvelous SundayPro tip: you can't
>>2472233Plancha is a cross body block from inside the ring to the floor I believe
>>2472249>wins by breast length
AAAAA THEYRE TALKING ABOUT COSPLAY AND UMAS ON THE TALKING HEADS OF SANTA ANITA AAAAA
>>2472236>my own Mummy Creek parentJesus Christ that sound bloody awful. You can't even get her Mile aptitude high enough for affinity
>>2472259You see that wasn't an issue since I didn't bother going for mile sparks and went for turf. 5 borrows a day helped too.
Other than resulting in weaker umas (which could be still alright for B) is there another issue with the milelet schedule?
>>2472263>went for turfYes, that's the thing. But you didn't get what I meant. You can't affinitymaxx without Mile Aptitude since you can't win the races. Also, you got her already? Fuck I am so behind everyone, I don't think I should even bother with this CM now
Every time
>>2472269Number of races you can do a run, so skill points and stats
>>2472255When, and anything interesting? I only have commercials when I go back a little
ok why the fuck is the santa anita bugler playing O CHRISTMAS TREE in fucking May?
I am way too excited for an event that is realistically several years awayhttps://litter.catbox.moe/8oyv7u9thjm341a7.mp4
>>2472279You can celebrate the birth of our Lord all year round.
Does a Dominator have to care about stamina? Pure debuffer, obviously.
Is that Teio?
>>2472279There's a surprise contestant.ENTER
>>2472287Nope, just wit, and you wanna run in them as late/end so they stay in the back as they have to be 6th or further behind for it to activate.
>>2472288Is that not spechud with the white and purple?
>>2472277They just killed the youtube pre-stream. Have to watch on their shitty gamba site now.https://www.santaanita.com/racing/ click on live stream for 1st.tv sign up (free but bleh), then watch Santa Anita Live. Some of (you) already have accounts from the previous Forever Young race.
>find this on Xitter https://qwertyaz111.github.io/hug-simulator/heh, im in danger
>>2472216
>>2472196OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>2472294Oh, I'm watching the CNN broadcast on Peacock, that explains it.
>>2472296___ ____ ____ _____
>>2472298>weak auraCome again?
>>2472298explain golshi? even though she won a lot, i never saw any aura moments with her
>>2472298I will not stand for /v/ma won slander
>>2472298In what planet does spe have aura
>>2472304Peacock is showing Laurel Park not Santa AnitaLaurel is where the Preakness will be
>>2472298The bottom tier is fucking worried and too many umas need to be bumped up
>>2472315Yea, I thought they had just cut to the Santa Anita crowd for a couple of minutes as a fluff piece, not that it was a completely different broadcast
>>2472312I like /v/ma won but in cingrey she was a bit of a terminal jobber, nothing will shatter your aura more than your trainer telling you "sorry you were just born in a strong era lol"
>>2472298>Mayano>Aura farmerLove the girl but her aura turns off during a race and her alt costumes don't help
>>2472298>auraless"No!"
>>2472298>muteki>auralessFucking explode into a million pieces
>>2472298Behead this poster NOW
>>2472298Pretty well crafted bait
>>2472321If we let the anime dictate what's "auraless" we're just gonna ignore all of season 1 through 3? Come on now, kitabitch is negative aura by that metric
>>2472298
>>2472334THIS
>>2472321But he is proven wrong with her winning Autumn Tenno Sho, no?
>>2472298This is fucking offensive
What are the best inherits for pace for the upcoming CM?
ALRIGHT I GET IT I'LL MAKE SOME CHANGES. PLEASE GIVE FEEDBACK ON WHAT TO CHANGE
What did I tell you guys about tier lists?They're all trash that exist to farm (You)s, every last one of them is garbage
>>2472349Flower's for sure, supposedly Mummy Creeks. I'm sure Brian's and Pulse should work.
>>2472351You are hereby removed from tier list duty
>>2472349It will be nishino flower and mummy creek (if able)
>>2472351Falco and Rice need their own tiers at the top
>>2472351Teiobro, I...
>>2472355It was a legitimate attempt
>>2472351Fuji HAS aura
>>2472340Yaeno realizes it's a hollow victory over an Oguri who can't put her all into it and bemoans that she couldn't race the real Oguri, and then is happy that she gets her ass beat at the Anima because Oguri is back to normal.
>>2472340this>>2472321how can you tell me that this isnt aurakino?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvN9ssIjm6Q
>>2472367Yeah, legitimately SHIT maybe
>>2472355It's funny how the pubic hair one is still the most accurate tier list ever posted in /v/ma
Laurel Park (Preakness) race 10, pick your winner!
I don't like that Rudolf addresses me with the -kun honorific.
>>2472361>FalcoHow???? She's fucking auraless. She's portrayed as a desperate loser
>>2472381>Dinner Party Stakes$20 on Bourbon
>>2472349Flower (non negotiable) + 1 of the following>Creek (dogshit affinty because Creek is a major milelet and so no one is making them in MANT and only a .1 accel)>regular El (strict requirement to be in the top 2, gonna be rough in a front heavy CM)>Brian (not an accel, but can give speed carry over if you hit it early)
>>2472381CRUISE THE NILE
>>2472385but shes successful and super popular?
>>2472351There's so much wrong it can't be repaired
>>2472379Wrong. All umas are baby smooth except stinko.
>>2472392I recommend brian even if its not an accel
>>2472398That doesn't make her have any more aura.
Shit I forgot to quit the game and now I can't leave my club without looking like an asshole. Next month for sure
>explaining turfDisgusting.
>>2472385You have Suzuka in top tier and in game she's a dorkFalco is literally Sand SuzukaMove one of them
>>2472416Just leave the club anyway because it'll be funny
>>2472309Gold ship has aura because the contrast betwen when she's being silly and when she locks in magnifies the effect 10x over.
JongyMajsoul Friends Room 64367(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64367
>>2472398>>2472385we need to define what aura is. I always thought that its about how cool a character is. like, even with Sirius' 15% WR or Shakurs 20%, they both have infinitely more aura than Falco or Daiwa
>>2472416But I wuv you....
>>2472385>least obvious c*rrencel
>>2472425>when she locks inthats the thing, i never really saw these moments, not that i remember any of them at least. the only things i can recall is her being mad at Satsuki sho being called Satsuki sho, and a glimpse of her being serious in S3 of the anime
It appears I've raced against one of your fags.He or -his ghost- lost.
It's right before another race you stupid bitch why would you do this
>>2472427Let's define aura as "Cultivating an appearance of effortless charisma or coolness."
That's enough. Stop aurafarming and start fanfarming instead.
I have an ankle and a 60% phone, is it work skipping a g1?
>>2472445That's some third rate club. Doesn't count
>>2472423No, I'm not that much of an asshole>>2472430No you don't, everybody hates me, they just don't say it
>>2472420Evil Suzuka has strong aura
>>2472450
>>2472445Nice! You must defeat all remaining 28 members to face off against danchou.
>>2472451You're already ahead on speed, so I'd say no, but it would free you up to slap wit more during the summer so it's a respectable choice
>>2472451Probably not but those stats aren't great either way.
Have we ever tried to have actual organized club battles?
>Weak aura
>>2472467I really wonder what the fuck your guy's runs look like since everything I've been posting has actually been high rolls for me
>>2472450nyopperinos, gwo>>2472451i always find it hard to cap speed, so i'd do it. in any case, youre risking this many stats and epithets
>>2472448Nevermind, it doesn't matter because TaiSHIT is incapable of winning any race whatsoever.
>>2472468No official battles to my knowledgeThere was that one competitive website but I don't think anyone every tested it?
>>2472381#4 Fort Washington wins Race 10
>>2472468I'm not one to organize shit like that but I had suggested at one point we try one of these but nobody seemed interestedhttps://drafter.uma.guide/
>>2472238
>>2472472Site?
>>2472483https://race.daftuyda.moe/dont forget to set the maximum amount of races in a row to 3
>>2472468Nah, there are some notable rivalries between clubs or anons but nothing organized
