>Taurus CupFINALS NOWRace Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 2400m, Medium, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbToday is the big day! Good luck to your uma musume, long live the queen.
Oguri won
I lost
OGURI WON
>>2484893No, /v/ma WON
I'M LITERALLY TOO NERVOUS TO PRESS THE WATCH RACE BUTTON I CAN'T HANDLE IT IF SHE LOSES
>lies
MISSION BEGINS IN 30 SECONDS
IKUYOOOOO
My girls are gonna rape me if I lost.
>>2484899>danchous are quitting>winningWE LOOSST
Time to become Neicha and get that bronze
I'm scared
>>2484887Hag mucho sexo
PRESS S TO SPIT IN HER GRAVE
>>2484908my danchou would never
>>2484913FWUV THE FAT FUCK
Not looking good for der/v/... ;_;
FINALS ARE UPGO GO GO GO
FIRST TO SAY FUCK THIS SEMEN SLURPING RACE
>double late start into 3rdWhat a fun game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sweet.
I.....I jobbed....
>my girls job againyup, that's about right
I CANT WATCH THIS FUCKIN RACE MAN
MEJIROBURAITOOOOOOOOO(in group B)
>another 3rdI hate endniggers
ABSOLUTE DOMINATION RAAAAAH
yay...
HOLY SHIT I LOVE GOLSHI
ITS HAPPENING TONIGHT BROS, I'M GONNA WIN TODAY
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES I GOT DOUBLE PLAT TAURUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEIO LOVE TAISHIN LOVE TAMA LOVE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that was definitely worth doing all my borrows and spending 61 hours in the past two weeks on this game for, i felt literally nothing from this
>Triple FrontYup, that's an L for Pace Chasers.
>robbed AGAINI'm so fucking done with this shit. Every horse that wasn't mine was somewhere between mediocre and awful, and I still somehow got 3rd. Fuck this trash game.
>3,4,5 because got fucked by positioning just before late race
Why the fuck does my group B finals look like this
KILL ALL FRONTFAGGOTS
>>2484935
MY FUARKING MARTIAL ARTIST!!!
>Beat 4X debuffers a UG XOguri and GolshiTHAT'S MY FUCKING HERO I LOVE YOU DIGITAN
Finally I won after losing 2 times in a row. My streak of bad luck is over
This kusoge is pure garbage. It's criminal how cygames owns this IP.
HOLY SHIT SHE FUCKING DID IT I'M SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>NO ANGLING PROCNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS SO FUCKING OVER
I dedicate this Group Bictory to Arsenal
>All late/end>Enemy Dober gets to be the lucky late>Skip race because I've clearly already lost>3rdYep, I'm still a shitter who can't succeed at anythingI don't have a reaction image depressed enough for this
LETS FUCKIN' GO! WHO NEEDS CREEK?
My girls did it and the second place was in a club called Gooners you cannot make this shit up lmao!
i jobbed to gold ship
>>2484952BASEDASED
WHO ALLOWED INHERITS TO BE WITCHECKS???
>>2484923>>2484924mine just decided to sniff lonely pace promote's ass on the final straight, not use her ult and job...
>lost taurus platI'm automatically a jobber
MY FUARKING PRINCESS
I WAS SO CLOSE ;_;
Its so fucking dober
My hands are shaking so bad. After 1 year of playing I finally got a plat. Sadly it wasnt Seiun who crossed the finish line but she dominated the last 2 rounds for me. Thanks for the advice everyone, I couldn’t do it without you.
>>2484965PR Restored. grats anon.
I'll take Gold.
>>2484971CONGRATS!!!!
>>2484971WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>accepted third place before hand>GOT PISSED ANYWAYS BECAUSE MY LATE WAS BEHIND 2 GOLDSHIPS FOR THE WHOLE EARLY AND MID RACE, AND MY END WHO GOT THIRD, GOT LATE STARTED AND WAS 7 BY LAST SPURT SO GOT FUCKED BY THE ACCELS NOT ACTIVATING
>>2484971WELCOME TO THE FIRST RATE CLUB!!!!!!
JAPANESE WHAT?
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2484971Huge! Big congrats on making it
PODIUM SWEEP LET'S FUCKING GOTHANK YOU ICHIBAN
>>2484971HUGE W
>>2484927I jobbed too.
>Lost to a stamlet clanker with a 5% winrateAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT NEICHA
>>2484971Awesome job anon. Jobbing Taurus the first time was my first CM experience, it's good to finally win it
>>2484982FUCKING CRAZY
GOD FUCKING DAMN ITFOR FUCKS SAKETHIS COULD'VE BEEN MY SECOND ONEWHEN AM I GOING TO WIN AGAIN?I AM SUCH A FAGGOT
>2nd by a headIt's over
Is it normal to cry after winning?
Also why the fuck I got Taurus gold if I got third?
>both of my aces flopped>jobber bourbon steps up to the plate>beaten by a golshi with 18% WR>no one to blame except bad luck This is some mickey mouse horseshit. Just like real keiba.
>>2484992yest. gooner (the arsenal kind)
>>2484963Rip Ayabechad. Mine got 2nd in Pisces
>>2484992Tickezo...
>>2484944I don't think I've ever gotten 3rd place in Group B finals before...
>>2484985Pick yourself up my fuarking rival! We'll make it. We are strong.
>>2484956
Golshi Game
To think we went through a full zodiac cycle. I remember the first Taurus CM i couldn't even reach 1k speed on my ace. I barely got into A finals by going double debuffers.
>>2484979>The hat stays on on wedding day
>>2484989>WHEN AM I GOING TO WIN AGAIN?https://streamable.com/9f0lc4
>16 percent winrate UG>golshi got her to neck from 8th with zero accelsFuuuuck
TAURUSLETSREPORT NOW
FOR ONCE I LOVE HEARING 'OGURI CAPPU' WOOOOOOO
TTTTTTTTEN MINUTES UNTIL THE STAKES
LOTS OF WINNERS LETS FUCKING GO
>>2485005Yes, that's what I was quoting, CAN YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION NOW? WHY AM I SUCH AN UNLUCKY LOSER
tokyo racecourse = casino
>>2485005Me after every CM.
>triple front + oonigga >double late start>at least the winner was a tama and nit one of the frontsWon't lie and say that this doesn't sting, but it's a step forward from bottom positions bronze in the last A final. I'll get that plat next time
>>2485012At least you got second ....
>>2484992i do it every time, it's such an experience
I THINK THE DAHBY IS THE GREATEST CM OF ALL TIME!!!!!
>>2484989hey, at least you beat my ass
DESTROY ALL CLANKERS!!!!!!
I'm so sick of this shit.>grind careers with my oshi>game keeps fucking every single run>after almost a week of using all borrows, finally get something halfway reasonable>matched with weak squads in finals>my ace has more wit, more power, and more mid race skills than anyone>somehow gets stuck in 9th for basically the entire race, can't do anything>loseIt's like cyjews hired a kike specifically to rig the "r"ng against me every single day. I'm done with this shit, I'm done caring about CM, it doesn't matter how much effort you put in, the game will simply shit in your face for it and hand you last place, because fuck you.I'm so fucking mad right now.
>>2485020
I got my star
I'm satisfied.I think I would have won if Bourbon illegally didn't cross into Scarlet's lane. She should have been DQ'd for that. Cheating bastards.https://litter.catbox.moe/440uzm5w19vi3s27.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/r52y2onihe9b0zo5.pngShe completely dominated Bourbon in the midrace but ultimately lost to pace Chiyohttps://litter.catbox.moe/0e7zkkabuvj3bd84.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/xrhq1d2jlcavzo6o.png
>This won plat against my girlsAhahahahahahahaha eheheheh ahahaahah ...........................
DID I MAKE IT IN TIME BROS
>>2485026If you played triple front you get this plus anal rape
>>2485000Lately, I don't even know what strength means anymore, but I'm sure you'll make it.
>>2485010Dancho please don't leave us ;__;
I FUCKING WONFUCK ALL FRONT RUNNERSEAT SHIT BOURBON
>>2485007I got my gold, its good for me.
>>2485028bruh
Ngl, after that horrible job, I don't even think I should be try to enter the stakes because whats the fucking point
>>2485026the Derby is won by the luckiest, and today i became a Derby trainer
LETS FUCKING GO NOW
QUICK, WHO WILL BE THE NEW QUEEN?
>>2485034
>>2485035I'm never quitting the game stop doomposting you fags, I'm simply not wasting more time on MANT, I've been a casual since Unity anyways
>>2485021HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA I MATCHED WITH SOMEONE FROM MY CLUB, CHEERS MATE, LET'S ENJOY THE NIGHT AT LEAST
>>2485028Better stats than my Sprint Casino finals winner Falco with no distance S.
>>2485043Digitan! Actually clanker
>>2485043Im not planning on holding back
>>2485043FUJIN PLEASE WE NEED A NEW ERA OF SOUL
>>2485043Digitan won me a plat after using her in every non-long CM since her release so she'll be the queen in my heart no matter what.
Yup yup, another win for BNW baby! I don't know what to make of myself, I won five golds in a row, with last CM breaking my streak with me braving the A leagues instead of going to B, I am too much of a shitter to properly gun for plats with my oshis, but I feel like I am bullying B leagues, what do I do?
>>2485046What club?
DIGIGOAT FORCEASSEMBLE
>>2485049You WILL be held back
>>2485053SMALLER HAND
>>2485028Umamusume is luck game
>>2485053gift to der/v/ danchou, remember to rig the races for us
Got my oshi to win again, it was group B but I'm fine with gold
>>2485058
>NO ANGLING PROC>LOSEBRUHHHHHH
>>2485055The one running the show
>>2485043They say backliners can't win the Stakes but I believe in her.
>>2485059So when is my fucking time to get lucky huh.. 8 cms of jobbing finals and shit gets tiring
>See all my clubmates celebrating their wins and congratulating each other>Be reminded of how fucking weak I am compared to all of them>Feel even worse about losingHappens every time and it never seems to get easier
>>2485043I'm hoping for a Seiun 2nd term
>>2485054I don't see a reason to aim for B league if you're not in such a bad position that you'd worry about getting a single win in A round 2. You do your best, get to the A finals, and hope you get put against some jobbers and the whale gets a late start.
DING DONGTHE WITCH IS DEAD
>>2485053
>>2485046More Mambo infighting... denying each other plats is pure evil
>>2485056Imagine her as queen.
BRING ME MY FUARKING RIVALS NOW
>>2485066I jobbed so I'm bringing a debuffer for you Kawakami bro
Good prevailed against evil today
I CANT WATCH THE FINALS I DONT WANNA BE MATCHED WITH WHALES
Only one thing left to do....bring it
>>2485054Open league is A+ and belows, so graded is S and above.In me experience, Group A is SS and above, while group B is S and S+ territory. Dont feel like youve been punching down.
>>2485079>vs 2fronts + suzukanice
The only thing that'll make me seethe a bit less after seeing my umas job tremendously is seeing my dumb loser Tama become queen.
>>2485080Just wait until shitter hours to watch the finals!
IIIIIIIIIIT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH (AGAIN?!)THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!THE/v/ICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY STAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEES ONE UMA PER ANON, BRING YOUR FAVORITE ROUND ONE9600488196004881960048819600488196004881SPECTATORS YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES EVERYONE GET IN HERE NOW
YATTAICHIBAN DESPURATINUM GETTO DES
I AM NOT FUCKING LOSING THE STAKES.
>>2485068Dont visit the clubroom on the CM night>t. Knower
>>2485086>already fullARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEE
>>2485086>Full already AIEEEEEEE
JESUS
>>2485086I thought I was fast, I wasn't.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2485086IT WASN'T EVEN 20 SECONDS GOD FUCKIGN DAMNIT
>>2485086>Almost didn't make it inDamn, you guys got fast
>>2485086>connection errorFUCK YOU CYGAMES
>0 digitansNOOOOO THE SOVL
>full Jesus
>>2485086THAT WAS SO FAST WTF
>he didn't spam refresh the threadshiggy diggy
>>2485086>instantly fullSTOP FUCKING CAMPING YOU NIGGERS
>>2485090I'm not losing because I can't lose if I CAN'T GET IN AAAAIIIIIIEEEEE
Oh fuck I looked away for one second
>>2485070>that you'd worry about getting a single win in A round 2But I do....I got into A league a total of four times, three of those I never managed to win a single time and missed the finales, so I am paranoid now, last CM I managed to even get into A finals, but I was using a semi-meta uma which is rare for me, that being SmaruI am probably unreasonably paranoid about A league, but man, I really don't want to wash out again
ITS FUCKING OVER!!!! CLANKERBROS HAVE MY ENERGY!!!!!!!
>bringing a debuffer to stakesExecute this man
>>2485076'preciate ya
>>2485112He's based as hell
i put the wrong fucking uma into the stakes room
Can other players see the star on your plat?
>>2485106I DID
>>2485111there are 0 bourbons in the room
If you don't BAKUSHIN for the stakes post, you lose.
>>2485112HES THE GOAT WHAT DO YOU MEAN
>>2485073We both lost bro, we lost to the singular sweatiest faglord that actually brought Runaway Suzuka to a MANT CM
>>2485112Couldn't get plat, but I want Kawakami to win
>>2485112a little sacrifice for the family
>>2485115quit and rejoin with the correct one
>>2485118ITS DOBER
>>2485120>denying someone a chance to enter their waifu just to be a cuntI disagree
SOMEONE MAKE ANOTHER ROOM
DEFEAT OGURI AT ALL COASTS BEHEAD HER, MAKE HER BLEED
>>2485119puffy umanko
>>2485127You just gotta be faster loooool
At least I don't have to watch my backliner fav die in the 18 person room if I can't make it in.
THE FACE
NEXT ROOM PLS
>rushed._.
>>2485110It is a reasonable fear. Ever since missing leo finals ive been sandbagging into B. "Potentially" winning 1 time in A to get to the same finals isnt worth the risk of missing out on all the carats
GOLDSHI STATUS : SABLE ASSASSINATED
WHAT THE FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOO
What
SPECHUUUUUUUUD
HOW IN THE FUCK
THE SEX OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2485139LAISU SEX
HOLY FUCKING SOUL
What the...
FAT OF THE FRANCHISE!
PLEASE LET THE FACE WIN GOD SOMEONE MAKE MORE ROOMS
TOTAL SPE VICTORY
These stakes, I think they'll go on for a while this time.
SAY HER FUUUUUCCCCKKKKIIINNNNGGGG NAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE
NO MORE ROOMS THATS THE FINAL RESULT
No friggin' way...
>Oguri into speWe're all going to starve
Where is the other room? Don't tell me that other anon also quit... ;__;
ITS FUCKING HAPPENINGMY SUPREME COMMANDER
Ok it actually might not be possible for backliners to win the Stakes
holy kino?
>>2485164He said he was gonna host so I backed down. I'm waiting for my chance in.
PLEASE GOD LET A SPE VICTORY HAPPEN
>>2485166As long as you rely on position-specific inherits, it's grim.
>>2485166People have known this for years
>>2485166Bro goldship?
>>2485086SPECIAL WEEK, THE DERBY UMA HERSELF, BEATS THE FORMER TWO QUEENS IN AN AMAZING FINAL STRETCH!WILL SHE KEEP UP? CAN SHE BEAT THE META MENACE?! FIND OUT IN ROUND 2!2486117124861171248611712486117124861171
>>2485168We normally have 2 people hosting stakes rooms.
YOU CANT HAVE IT
>>2485166Yeah Red Shift has a hard "5th or better" that doesn't change even with 18 racers, so every backliner build that relies on it gets fucked here.
>>2485168There were usually 2 anons that hosted at the same time regardless of the first room, don't tell me he left too
>>2485121Mambwos were too busy fighting each other that they didn't care about winning the race, that's even worse than I thought
>>2485174BRO
>>2485177>Yeah Red Shift has a hard "5th or better" that doesn't change even with 18 racersWow I had no idea it worked that way, that sucks.
>>2485174>Connection ErrorFUCK YOU GAME
>3/18>Enter>Pick uma>Confirm>Full God
I AM TOO SLOW
>connection error/v/ stakes are breaking the game
Yeah, one host isn't enough.
>>2485174Fuck i didn't make it. And I thought I was pretty fast.
Holy SHIT HOW ARE YOU SO FASTTTTT
WE'LL STARVE UNDER SPE TOO! SOMEONE STOP THIS MADNESS
>>2485183should have saved them as one of your practice teams
SAVE THE /vm/a SOCIETY...... SPECIAL WEEK!
HURRY UP I NEED ANOTHER ROOM
>>2485174I MISSCLICKED AND COULDN'T JOIN REEEEEEEEEE
All hail the supreme commander
I AM ON MY FUCKING KNEES HAVE MY ENERGY MY SUPREME COMMANDER
welp, this retard couldn't even get into group A but im glad i won her some form of dahby, at least it wasn't entirely in vain :D
WHERE IS THE OTHER USUAL HOST, IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>2485189It's okay the Spe that won didn't make it into the room so now The Front Menace gets an easy dub.
>spe won>on a windy wednesdayShinko orchestrated the whole thing!
>>2485198Good job S+GOD
>>2485198Jesus christ how POWERFUL
>rushedITS DOBER
Anyone else think it's funny watching the stream of firm course menace procs at the start of a race?
I am fucking terrified of a third maru term
Okay fine I'll do it9711 64959711 64959711 6495
>>2485201Bwo.... it's Tuesday
>>2485201It's still Taiki Tuesday, neigha.
>>2485201NEETbro...
>>2485205On a munday race seeing 11 Go, Go, Muns proc at once was fun!
DONT LET A FUCKIN FRONTER WINSAVE ME SPECIAL WEEK
>>2485207>group B stakes
nano delegationnow is the time
SPECIAL WEEK YOU GOT THIS
>>2485207DUDE YOU DIDN'T GIVE ENOUGH TIME TO SPECTATE
fun stakes i guess318973093189730931897309
>4 FUJINTHE PEOPLE WANT HER IN THE THRONE
>>2485207Let people spectate the race dummy
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!!!!
That's MY commander!
STOP THE COUNT
>>2485208>>2485209>Burgers still have taiki tuesdayL/vm/dokino>>2485211its 00:30 and im working a night shift rn kek
>>2485224FOR THE PEOPLE BY THE PEOPLE
>>2485224too bad she's a jobber, in both senses of the word
Wasn't the other usual host someone from /v/mapyoi? Maybe the danchou himself? Where is he? I'm actually worried
GENTLEMEN
>lose>Equip old plat taurus title anywaysNO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
>>2485237not looking good...
>>2485238DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
>>2485239They'll know you didn't win one of them.
nanoids... we jobbed...
>>2485239>He doesn't know that new titles have THE MARK...
>>2485239your star?
LEMME INNNNNNNNN LEMME INNNNN WAHHHHHHH LEMME INNNNN
>>2485174MARUZEN WINS AGAIN, HOW SURPRISING!WILL SHE MANAGE TO GET A TRIPLE CROWN AND FINALLY DRAIN ALL THE SOUL OFF THE STAKES?! WE'LL SEE IN ROUND 3!1471117814711178147111781471117814711178
WHATS THE SCORE PEOPLE!!!!
Teio...won?
>same dude entered 2 debufferskind of a dick move ngl
>>248522113/18
I fucking lost, but I feel literally nothing. Is this how it feels like to accept defeat because you know you weren't strong enough to make your umas into winners?
>>2485219>>2485225Sorry, I'm used to pulling the trigger for practice rooms, I'll slow down. I can upload the race too for those that missed it.3818 25023818 25023818 2502
>>24852561 hag win 1 Spe win
Reminder to take a break and let other people in if you had your chance.
>>24852561 Spe1 Maruzen1 Teio
>>2485253THE FUCKING GAME REGISTERED THE CLICK ON A PUB INSTEAD OF SEARCH AND I COULDNT GET IN AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2485207i thought ardan would take this one for sureshe was already in the frontpack by midrace
MOGGEDIs there any way to check the fastest thread on the site?
YOU GOT THIS TEIO BEHEAD ALL HAGS
>>2485251Need that on my face
>>2485258/v/mapyoi our reputation...
>>2485262Digitan was so close
>>2485253YOU PEOPLE ARE TOO FAST
>>2485261You still seem to be worked up about it, but yes, close to it.
>>2485264Yup yup, I just wanted to do one race. Good games gentlemen
>Those super strong SMarusNot looking good.......
KILL SUMMER MARUZENSKY
>>2485253OH FUCK
>8 Front LobbyREF DO SOMETHING!
>Maru triple crownMaru triple crown>Maru triple crownMaru triple crown>Maru triple crownMaru triple crown>Maru triple crownMaru triple crown
SPECHUD 1 SMARU 1XOGURI 1
Bootleg stakes here, please be kind to people who're too slow to make it into the main rooms207717972077179720771797
SAVE ME SPECIAL WEEK
Based Oguri cucking the Redditship
Can you metaniggers stop bringing that trash to the fun races? You faggots have no soul
anything but another Oguri win, PLEASE
>>2485284YOU'RE FORGETTING ONE PERSONTHE FACE
NONONONONONONNO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
>>2485284I don't think Spe has it in her to win again bwos...
The soul...it's gone...
one day the front menace will end and the earth will be at peace
>too far ahead for MPB>not far enough for Red ShiftAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2485262this one is at 13/18 lol
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!
>>248522115/18
>>2485297bwo your perfect Radiant Star timing into NSM???
SAY IT WITH ME! THREE! TERMS!
Metaslavess are ruining the Stakes, honestly
>>2485290No. It's up to you to bring stronger umas.
>>2485299JOIN NOW WE NEED A TEIO WIN
It's over....
>>2485302I couldn't NSM because my corner skills procced one second too soon ;_;
Is Youtube Anon recording?
YALL GETTING READY FOR THE SHIFT AT THE SALT MINES?
>>2485302And that's why if you want to win the stakes you gamblemax and take OYL too.
SPE MADE IT IN
>>2485253THE REIGNING QUEEN XOGURI BARELY MANAGES TO BEAT GOLD SHIP AND CLAIMS ROUND 3!IT'S BEEN A WHILE WITHOUT THIS MANY ROUNDS, COULD IT BE...?ROUND 49369824193698241936982419369824193698241
>>2485309im here
NEVER THOUGHT ID SAY THISTEIO HAVE MY FUCKING ENERGY
>>2485285>only other person to join so far is the motherfucker who beat me in the actual CMThat's some irony lmao
>>2485315TIME TO BRING THE MONSTER IN THE SHADOWS
>constantly talk about oshigaming like they're actually good enough for it>when the chips are donw they all resort to metafaggotryIncredibly sad existance
>>2485304Someone needs to be the darkness so the hero can step into the light.She'll be that darkness.
>>248522118/18 starting in 2 minutes
Two terms please!
>>2485323Shut the fuck up you and the XOguri faggot kill yourselves. You genuinely remove the fun out of this
GIVE ALL YOUR ENERGY TO TEIO RIGHT FUCKING NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2485310My fave is pretty cucked by the nature of the stakes so I don't take it too seriously.
>>2485327Mmmmmmmmm nyo
>>2485329TEIOBROS PLEASE I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK
>>2485327I'm not even him lol. I just like heels.
>>2485326OWARI DA
I got my second Platinum! Thank you so much Ryan! I will never complain about the mines again
WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON TEIOCHAD REIGN
>>2485261it's a best of 1 in a game with heavy rng, don't get too worked up about it
>RUSHED>RUSHED>RUSHEDI get she actually dont want to win shit today huh
>>2485341congrats
>The Maru actually gassedLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS FUCKING DOBER
It's over......
We should start writing down and cataloguing fags that bring metaslave umas into stakes methinks
MARU JOBBEDMARU JOBBEDMARU JOBBEDMARU JOBBEDMARU JOBBEDMARU JOBBED
I dunno super lame
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>2485351>we should start [things that /uma/ do]No way fag
THE FATSO OF KASAMATSU
MY REIGN SHALL NEVER END
NOOOOOOOOORHBUKJRBIJKGERBDLJKVEWSBLUJK
Hag ran out of breath
>>2485351faggot
Alright /v/agabonds, damage report.
>2 terms of no art
I didn't get to any of the stakesPros: my uma didn't get humiliated on a live stageCons: but what if she hit the accels...
I hope you enjoyed my debuffers
ITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBERITS DOBER>ITS DOBER
LMAAAAAOOOOOOO
Sorry guys, I did what I could. I'll upload the race I quickdrew though.
I DEMAND FIRST TO 3 THIS TIME
>>2485315oguri wins. again.congratulations
This is garbage, I'm done caring about anything until MANT is over. Fuck xoggers and fuck finals rigging.
>>24852859/18Join up if you'd like
Time to bend over, bros.It's butt picking time again...
>some guy from /uma/ club in my A finals>he got 3rd
YOU'LL STARVE US ALL OGURI
Party's over
>bring a ton of fronts so they all end up spot struggling and gassing outdelightfully devilish!
I said it last stakes, MANT= SOUVLESS Q/V/EENS
>>2485371THE DARK AGE CONTINUES!!!!!!!!
>>2485371Hahah, that looks like my CM bronze run ...
I HATE THE ASHEN BEAST OF KASAMATSU
IM FUCKIN DYING LAUGHINGITS OVER
>>2485371Shouldn't there be more races since we have more than a single uma winning?
BEST OF 5 PLEASE AAAAIIIEEEEEE
Why do you guys hate greatness?
>>2485221Mambo takes it!Here's another, as a distraction from the actual stakes.2382156823821568
RECOUNT>RECOUNTRECOUNT>RECOUNTRECOUNT>RECOUNTRECOUNT>RECOUNTRECOUNT>RECOUNTRECOUNT>RECOUNTRECOUNT>RECOUNTRECOUNT>RECOUNTRECOUNT>RECOUNTRECOUNT>RECOUNT
I think its hilarious u kids talking shit about xoguri. u wouldnt say this shit to her irl, shes jacked. not only that but she wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest umas. yall are pathetic lol.
>>2485322i can assure oshigamers couldn't even join
>>2485371Oguri Cap, as in peak
She won.
UHHHH CLANKERBROS?WASN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE HER TIME
Keep it going .... please... i'm starving...
>>2485396Would have been preferable.
>OguriYOU DIDN'T WIN
Never forget who is behind all of this! When you are dying of starvation remember who is to blame!
>>2485372These fucking niggers can't help but metafag even a fun race, actual subhumans, yes you, Absolute I hope you choke you fun-ruining nigger, get doxxed, fuck you cunt never come to a Stakes again
>>2485392I got into two of the rooms today and my fave ended in the bottom quarter both times.
>>2485396she did win onevery convincingly too
>>2485388that's my FUN queen
THE DARK AGE CONTINUES LONG LIVE THE TERRIBLE!!!!!
>>2485396Biggest jobber EVERY STAKES
>>2485276>>2485344Normally I would get worked up about it, today I was just like "whatever", but yeah, I shouldn't get too bothered by it
>>2485388I DECLARE THAT THE STAKES ARE INVALID AND SOULESS AND THAT THE FUN STAKES ARE THE OFFICIAL ONES.
she's the true winner in my heart...
xogger wasn't even meta this time
LUDOKINO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2485398>Metaslave: fronts:)>Metaslave: any other)^:<I'M NOOOOTICING
>>2485402
>>2485402Stakes are not for fun. Join the fake stakes with the rest of the losers if you care that much
>>2485402This but ive been saying that since Taikis first term
I get to keep working on that Oguri drawing I was procrastinating on!
BACK TO THE SALT MINESYOUR QUEEN DEMANDS IT FOR HER FOOD
Tired of frontrunner menace? Do you hate meta umas for sucking out all the fun? Do you want those Brian star pieces but can't do triple crown because you are making a miler gor gemini?May I interest you in preparing a Fukukitaru for this fridays Shiraoki CupHosted on 22nd of may, it will be a race in honor of our lucky uma on her birthday!Track will be Kikuka ShoConditions will be RANDOMMood will be RANDOMSeasons, too, will be RANDOMFuku ONLYAmount of spaces will be 7+the amount of birds I see dueing a morning augury with max of 18Are you ready to test YOUR luck?
say her name
>>2485415I just want new art, since we got basically nothing out of an Oguri reign once already
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=QLsFjBJYrIgveUyu3qi5k4v_https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Fx8SF6ao5d8-Y_bcV1W5XHWqhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=CmUtUfWYqSI-yBud0__tBUFlhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=cJatjwVi4xUoGMV_2lvwF9RVhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=0so1XKOBVTM_ShxIoqHAfRFChttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ZkpZ9GWjcrPpCdMcmU1JWOVr
>>2485412Shut the FUCK up spe
>>2485415The faggot fucking cunt running Ug Smarus also should kill himself>>2485417These were always for fun fucking retarded newfag
>>248528516/18, gonna start in 5 if we're not full
>>2485423MY FUARKING MONARCH
>>2485402Ogurin wasn't more meta than any other uma this time.Stop being a sore loser and hand over your food!
>>2485221Cool angle
>Mindbreaks /v/maFACE OF THE WHOE?????
Lates/ends getting blocked so hard it's impossible to win in 18 horse lobbies seems like a serious design flaw.
Falco WON
>>2485423XOGGER, THE MONARCH OF STARVING CHILDREN
>>2485422hmmmmmhmhmmm yeeeeees
I LOVE THIS FAT FUCK SO MUCH
Rechecked my finals, my triple front completely cucked this double dominator faggot from triggering his third recovery
>>24853889/18Join! Give your aces a nice sendoff race if you aren't recycling them for Cancer!
>>2485285it's time!
>>2485437CONGRATS TO THE FUARKING HEELNOW WHAT DO I DRAW
>2 CMs without OCThank you metanigger subhumans, even one of the DrawGods deleted his entire Pixiv
>>2485439Cygames pretty clearly had no idea what the fuck they were doing as far as game balance goes.No clue if it gets any better over time.
She even drank Mahkween's tea...
>another episode of /uma/ taking the stakes
MORE SALTMOREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2485428They are supposed to be a bring your best uma from the CM race not a heckin quirky oshi pickerino race.Build a strong oshi that wins and she will win. Except most oshi gamers are oshi gamers because they can't cope with the fact that they suck so they could never actually build a strong oshi
>>2485341Based Ryanchad
If you ask me, a back to back Oguri reign is the funniest thing that could have happened.
>>2485451It's a kusoge and always will be. Strip off the umamusume IP and what you're left with is pure garbage.
>>2485450Whomst've?Also I dobut they did it because of these races lol. He probably just got caught by a Cygames janny or just had a schizo meltdown. Are you for serious?
>>2485439I almost won with a late. It's incredibly stacked against them though.
>>2485453I really wish they'd fuck off, they have their own thread to host their own stakes.
So anon....why do you hate her~?
I swear she looks like an actual horse at a glance.
>>2485464I can't unsee the 5
>>2485464Must be the long face.
>>2485459TRVTH NVKV
>>2485458I AGREE IM FUCKIN DYIN
>>2485460PalmerGOD, can't find his profile anymore
How regal! How majestic! All hail the q/v/een!
This is literally the funniest fucking outcome holy shit im cryingAlright bros, what do I draw?
>>2485422>kikukaYADA YADA TOO LONGill try. Hopefully will be able to join in
>>2485463What is there to like?
>>2485470My tax dollars......
>>2485471Oguri eating a crown and then asking for seconds
>>2485455>heckin quirky oshi pickerino race.Actually this is exactly what it's supposed to be, you belong on /vg/ you cunt
>>2485470>/v/ma hates this K W A BWUV MY QUEEN.
Come wash away the salt with rain.Rainy Stakes, bring one.771045767710457677104576
>>2485453im 95% sure all the winners are from /vm/a clubs and the tie breaking xogger is also a double crown now
SALT MINES ARE OVERFLOWING
>>2485470MY QUEENTHE PEOPLE ARE STARVING
This game is shit. SHIT. SHIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!
She thought there was some kind of victory "steak" and won by mistake.
I am SO fucking drawing oguri drinking tears
>>2485453What the fuck? The COguri is from /uma/ AGAIN??? WE REALLY SHOULD BLACKLIST THESE FUCKERS
>>2485477It's supposed to be your best uma from the CM, retard
>>2485469He's right there bro... just checked his profile.
>>2485439I mean, there's a reason the real PVP modes are restricted to 9 gates/have NPC teams.
>>2485470I don't know why but it's easy to forget that Oguri is a poorfag too, just not to the extent of Tama
/vg/niggers don't belong here btw, get the fuck out of our community, and metaniggers too fuck you all. We didn't have 3 SHIT STAKES IN A ROW ON /V/ YOU CUNTS RUINED EVERYTHING
>>248538813/18Race starts in 10 minutes if it doesn't fill any further.
>>2485481my proudest feat is losing to mayano in the first stakes
>>2485485Fucking hell, this actually made me laugh, thank you anon
>he's doing the "lie about /uma/ winning stakes" againRemember not to fall for it.
>>2485422>Amount of spaces will be 7+the amount of birds I see dueing a morning augury with max of 18Based
I don't get pissed because of who won, I get pissed because I failed my uma again both in the cm and the stakes
>>2485483Let them eat cake
>>2485490yeah but like they could just balance the game better so lates/ends can break through
We have no more grain in the silo, we must start a lottery to see which trainer gets sent to be eaten so the rest may live another day.
>>2485492Anon....you're embarassing yourself because that's not even true LMAO
HAHAHAHAHA XOGURI HAHAHAH XOGURI WON XOGURI WON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA REMEMBER THE /V/ICTORY STEAKS?? GET IT?? STEAKS! BECAUSE XOGURI LIKES TO EAT HAHAHAHAHA SHE WON WE WON XOGURI WON HAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST MELTY EVER
>>2485317Glad to here, thank foe your work, hope you caught them all
After stakes jiggie https://jiggie.fun/Hne3zQ
>>2485498it won't end
/uma/ poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
>>2485285What a race! Digitan collects yet another silver in the Stakes, while the chococlanker manages to keep the lead
Hmmm....I could go for seconds....
>we're gonna go through this again with Cancer CM in a monthIt would be comedy if Oguri also wins the Gemini stakes.
>>2485509Wait a minute.....thats two clanker wins...
>>2485495I don't understand how people can seethe. Ogurin is CUTE the meta be damned!
This is better than soccer.
>>2485488It's a fun race first and foremost, kill yourself. These subhumans are taking away the fun from the last good thing we had
>>2485509>Bourbon Digital Bourbon Digital DigitalThis says something but I don't know what
>>2485507I know, and the worst part is that the longer it goes, the less chance I have to make her a winner
I blame teiobros for this
>>2485512HOLD THE FUCK UP
No offense to our "bwos" but they really need to fuck off during stakes. We don't need this meta garbage in our stakes, and it's only /uma/ who loves to meta with Oguri.Seriously fuck off.
>>2485512NEW VOTES DISCOVERED???????
>>2485518Teiobros merely gave us a little bit of hope in the face of the potential three term hag and a two term glutton.
>>248548014/18If you're mad that you didn't win plat, get in here.If you're mad about the new queen, get in here.If you're mad for any reason at all, get in here.If you won plat, go fuck yourself.
Been watching 12 angry men at the advisement of an anon and I can totally see why he recommended it. That's literally us. I had to pause it for the stakes, off to go finish that thanks for the kino rec
>>2485513Because getting the same winners all the time is boring as fucking shit and they are all metaniggers, actual subhumans. I am starting to agree with the anon that said we should ban certain candidates, we need to ban the metanigger picks. It's easy too since you can select a list of umas that are only allowed to enter
>>2485515Nobody thinks racing against you 1% winrate oshi is fun faggot. Bring your shit if you want but don't actually complain about good people joining.
>>2485521Anon relaaaax
Remember that it's Maruzensky's fault that Oguri is queen again. If she wasn't a FAT FUCK who gassed out we'd be free right now.
>>2485511Someone train an end closer Ogurin for Gemini.I want to see how mindbroken /v/ma gets if she somehow manages to keep the throne four CMs in a row.
>>2485520XOGURI STUFFED THE BALLOTS???????
STOP THE COUNTMAKE A NEW TRACK NOW!
>>2485500If they give Lates/Ends any more mid-race/accel/ natural accel and top speed over Paces and Fronts then it would just be an Endfest. Even if they only got extra regular lane movement without the target speed boost it wouldn't help because you still have to be in position to use the inherits that are balanced around being in 6th/5th which means 99% of lates will still just die. We had lates win today as it is.
>>2485521This, I can't stand them, they come squat here and they just ruin our thing
Here we go again
>>484345Conclusions:>Image format is stored as YYYY_MM_DD_HH_MM_SS_D#_rc, where D# is a duplicate number (and thumbnails suffix _thumb at the end)>Images are stored locally and do not transfer between devices as proposed by that one anon>The game correctly handles removing the images from %appdata%\..\LocalLow\Umamusume\screenimage>The game correctly handles new images being placed in here>You do not have to close the game, but you do have to exit the photo gallery for changes to be made>It will load ANYTHING as a thumbnail if you let it, regardless of size or bitrate>Thumbnails do not affect the loading of the screenshots themselves>It will not load non-Umamusume screenshots, presumably detected by means of metadata or the apparently non-standard PNG compression they're using>I did not get banned for testing thisUntested:>Do the thumbnails carry over if I stick them on the trainer card?
>>2485532She's also on track to win the Triple Crown of the US Triple crown reenactments.
>>2485521You know the guy was from Oy Neigh you mindbroken retard? LMAO
I kinda seethed last CM when XOguri won the stakes but I won plat this time so I'm cool with it. I have to assume this guy seething did not win plat.
>>2485529This isn't a CM test room you retard, this shit doesn't belong here
>>2485532She's probably the 2nd or 3rd best end closer for Gemini going by how public rooms have been.It's possible.
>>2485532LET THIS HAPPEN
>>2485535>We had lates win today as it is.We didn't though. Maybe in the fun rooms but the actual thing it was front/pace winning every race.
Alright, here's the room I was too fast on the draw with opening, I dunno if the youtube guy was even able to get in so here's the upload. I don't really know what else to add so yeah.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5RI6PeE1SE
>>2485529>good>HAS to run meta or he's worthless as a trainerlmao
>>2485539Anon who the fuck did you quote
HAVE YOU GUYS EVER SEEN A BIGGER MINDBREAK????
>>2485540I will be entering the best xogger possible to win this race.
>>248538816/18, starting in 3 minutes tops.
>>2485539Fuck, meant for >>2484345Also, the path is wrong. It should be>%appdata%\..\LocalLow\Cygames\Umamusume\screenimageMy bad.
>>2485480Full, starting in 2 minutes.
>>2485532Oguri FDR would be pretty funny
>>2485556REVERSE FDR THIS BITCH ATE ALL THE PUBLIC WORKS
>>2485516It says that they're the best front and backliners, which is pretty true if you looked at the data going into the CM with maybe SMaru beating Bourbon
>>2485505got em all, i'll try to record and upload them by tonight or tomorrow morning
>>2485556BRUH SHE ATE MY CARAT SECURITY
>>2485551Yeah, last CM when the exact same posts were made.Gonna see a repeat in two weeks for Gemini.
>>2485529Complaining about who won is dumb but you sound like a joyless faggot, come on now
>>2485521Maybe the stakes should be winner-takes-all like the very first oneSpe would have won thereThat's unfortunate for anyone that can't get in though
>>2485544THE ENTIRE POINT IS TO BRING A STRONG UMA YOU USED IN THE CM. HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS??? >>2485549bring your shit oshi and win the stakes with her then. I'm not the one crying about strong umas in lobbies like a bitch
THIS REALLY IS THE FUNNIEST OUTCOME EVER
>>2485527Thanks for reminding me to beat my trainee
>>2485563>in two weeks for Gemini.
IF YOU HATE HERBEAT HERSIMPLEAS
there is a LOT of samefagging going on right now
>>2485554>>2485539Holy shit, THANK YOU so much for doing this for me, so since my old Uma pictures were all definitely taken in the game and are 100% in-game approved... Should I be able to load them in to use in my trainercard?
>>2485551Pretty sure the same faggot has a melty every CM
So who won nano?
>>2485237That's me but I'm too busy right now to host just to watch XOG stomp again
OGURI ATE MY FUCKING DOG
>>2485575all meoguribro btw
>>2485450Nah, John Cygames finally found out about my crimes and took me out.
>>248538817/18, starting NOW
>>2485557 >>2485562So far, you haven't really said anything that would differ between Oguri Cap and FDR.
>>2485565I would be nicer with him if he wasn't a faggot, fire with fire
OGURI ATE (YOU), OGURI ATE (ME), OGURI ATE (THEM)
>>2485579Oguri actually won
>>2485567You are the exact kind of person that is ruining these threads. It's thanks to miserable people like you that we've had 3 God awful Stakes in a row with boring repeat winners that don't even generate OC or interest anymore. Congrats you faggots, enjoy your dopamine hit I guess
People will really look at this dork and start seething uncontrollably.
OGURI DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF
Hmmm....yummy....can I have thirds please!!!!
>>2485577Yeah, it should be completely fine. The game's got some mechanism to detect screenshot that were taken by the game, so it shouldn't be a ban risk.
>>2485593AND I SAVED HER
>>2485585>RANDOM MOODSYOU FUCKING FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT
>>2485580wuv you..
OGURI RAPED SPECIAL WEEK IN THE SWELTERING HOT SUMMER OF 26
came in 2nd and got a bronze. my hishi lost to tachyon by a head
>>2485567>doesn't deny being a metacuckGo run more CM prep lobbies if you like that shit so much bitchboy
>>2485599genuinely keked
>>2485601STOLEN VALOR
>>2485585i'm cheering for the mobuma
I'm going to rape the next person who posts that fat fuck
>>2485591Nigger that is what the stakes are, join the fake stakes if you want oshi races. This is like seething your A+ Umas can't win in graded instead of joining Open>>2485603I want to win, no shit.
>FIRST consecutive stakes winner>FIRST undefeated reenactment winner>FIRST double crowner, upcoming triple crownerTHE GOAT
>>2485489No he is not? his profile is gone, even he confirmed it>>2485584I'm actually surprised they got you, I've definitely seen more hardcore Uma stuff be left alone, what a shame, did they give you any context?
Oguri won/v/ma lost..
>>2485609Lowkey based heel
>>2485480The wagie gets to be the queen of tears! Is that a good thing? I don't even know. She ran out of gas at the end but no one was in range to steal the win.
>>2485610>Weaker than Tamamo Cross
AND YOUYOU HAVE TO STOP HERYOU HAVE TO
Say something nice about our queen RIGHT NOW!
Hell of a CM final this cup. 7th favorite, no symbols, late start, outrun by her shadow self, there's a Xog and Radiant Star didn't seem to fire off. I'm so proud that she won in style!
Bros....
>>2485610>Upcoming triple crownerNOT SO FAST
>>2485609STAKES AREN'T CM PREP ROOMS, BRING YOUR METASHIT THERE AND LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN
Let's go trainer, to a place where Oguri doesn't exist. A happier place
>>2485614i guess my ayabe was born to be 2nd, just like me...
>>2485614jobber won the jobber stakesfitting indeed
>>2485480>Race supposed to "wash away the salt" just rubs salt in my woundsI really need to stop joining /v/ races; I always do fucking horribly and end up feeling horrible afterwards
WE ARE WITNESSING A SCHISM!!!!
>>2485388And the number one spot belongs to Daiwa Scarlet, overcoming her AWFUL mood!Backliners almost made it this time too!Thanks for joining, and may the next CM end with a plat for (You)!
ALRIGHT EVERYONERATE TODAY
>>2485566I am 100% down for this, it's how Maya became queen, if Special Week had become queen this thread would be 10 times more fun, adding more pointless races just makes metaniggers surge with their choice
>>2485610>FIRST double crownerHuh?
>>2485627Just make a full debuffer against the uma you hate the most and join.
>>2485617I want to fuck her tard wrangler
>>248563110/10Dying laughing at the salt
>>2485631My favorite uma won me a plat so no amount of jobbing in rooms here can take away my joy.
>>248563110/10I wuv my clubmates
>>24856319/10. This is the funniest shit ever dude
JUST PULLED WEDDING FINE WITH MY FREE TICKET FROM FINALS
>>24856318/10 WUV XOGGY HEEL ARC
>>24856311/10 I jobbed finals but the stakes were funny
>>24856310/10 metafags ruined everything again
>>24856317/10 it's alright. I'm starting to dislike stake threads more and more though as they go on.
>>248563110/10 like alwaysthe melties really are the best part
>>2485623THE STAKES ARE A CELEBRATION OF YOUR STRONGEST ACE. THAT'S WHAT THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN.Of course you can bring your 5% win rate Maya instead of your 40% winrate Golshi if you want, nobody is gonna stop you. But if you're expecting shitty umas in the stakes you're retarded. Most people are bringing umas that won or can easily win plat
>>2485619you no-good, rotten CLANKER!!!
bring more dominators next time
YOU SEE THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU CONSIDERED MEJIRO PALMER!!!!
>>2485636>her tard wranglerThat's not Tamano tho
>>2485631
>>2485656I want to fuck her too but I'd get banned for posting loli outside of /b/
>>2485631I was distracted for most of it but looks like everyone had >fun so 10/10
>>2485626ran a 2:20:8 in dogshit conditions with under 800 stamina btw lol
What even compels /uma/ to go here and bring a soulless meta to our rooms? They did this last stskes as well.Maybe if we hosted this in /v/ they would have been filtered at least.
>>24856316/10, jobbed, xoggy sucks. But the salt was fucking hilarious
>>24856311/13 plats1 OUT OF FUCKING 13This while participating and grinding for all of themThere is something actually wrong with me, this isn't fucking normal, I can't stand to see how everyone keeps winning more and more plats, especially those that joined at the start, while I still have FUCKING 1 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?This loss didn't hurt as much but whenever I think that some peers out there have 5+ while I still have 1 FUCKING SHIT PLAT IN THE LEAST TAKEN SERIOUS CM I just can't stop hurting myself
>>2485634same trainer/uma won the previous CM which was the Satsuki Sho, this is the Derby CM
>>2485086and so ends another /v/ictory stakes, the cycle repeats, ouroboros and suchIt was fun! We haven't had this many rounds since Unity, we even had an upset winner on the first round, I really missed those.It was a fun banner to make, I need to come up with something for the next falcOn gag. As for Oguri, DID YOU KNOW she was originally going to be crucified, because christmas, but I dropped that idea after realizing that her design is full of stupid little details that make it really fucking annoying to draw. It's why nobody draws this outfit and why she's not even fully wearing it. I ended up going with lol food because that's all she has, next one will have something to do with her being the first ever back to back queen, though I'm not particularly excited for it as I really dislike her now back to drawing loli arknights operators for practice as always, let me know your thoughts on this all, banner, hosting, rules, rigging, these faggy blogposts, whatever. Thanks for joining, never change /v/ma
>>2485662Again, it was a guy from my neigh
>>2485664sprintKINObro...
>>2485659Tamamo is just a gremlin, it's okay. You can fuck her and Inari at the same time.
>>2485631Umazing! I had lots of >fun!
>go 3-2 one singular time in 40 races>win group A finals and take home the platThis feels like it should be illegal.
>>2485631pretty shit/10 nanodesu nanoill try to prepare something better for next CM
How does one acquire the patience to draw, especially with a mouse?
>>2485666>SpoilerDegenbrencher best girl, that is all I will say
>>24856318/10 funnyroo
>>2485664how did a shitter like you win a plat? You got a lucky win on Sprint didn't you?
>>2485666>her design is full of stupid little details that make it really fucking annoying to draw.I actually LIKE oguri but yeah shit is RIDICULOUS
>>2485668What the fuck do you mean "your" neigh?
Yo!Is any of the new banners any good or must pull?
>>2485631>Had a crummy day in general>Lost CM again>Stakes were apparently garbage, which seems to have become the norm at this point1/10I was planning to do some more runs today but I'm not in the mood anymore. Gonna go find something else to play for the rest of the evening and hope that cheers me up a bit
>>2485675>especially with a mouse?How do we tell him?
>>2485675just git gud
>>2485618Also decided to go in for the high roll right after and got myself the whore, the ramen guzzler and a surprise guest star. Combine that with Flower from my tickets some 8 hours ago and I've got 4 new Umas today.
>>2485664>WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?I dunno, did you try selling out to the meta? I only have 1 Plat too and it was in peak Taikislop with my non-Taiki pace.
>>2485680Yup, that's why I still think I am a 0-plat subhuman
>>2485664>He only won the mickey mouse cm
>>24856319/10. I won a stakes room and I got the star on my Taurus plat so I can't complain too much even if I wanted to win the whole stakes. It's mine, all mine. It feels so good.
>>24856310/10
>>2485611I kinda figured my art would be unpopular and relatively tame enough to get by, but I guess not.>did they give you any context?Hardly. Pixiv just sent me a message along the lines of, "Hey, one or more of your pictures were found to be IP infringement on behalf of Cygames. We won't tell you which ones, but feel free to delete any/all of the pics you think might be involved and then you can ask for your account back. :)"
>>2485632I argued this like 6 months ago but it was overruled by the angry men committee so I didn't bother. That being said I do think more rooms are good and also increase the fun. I feel to have a best out of 2 system gives at least most people who want it a chance. And if they're the real deal well they have to prove it with a second win. This makes random fluke wins less likely but having only one room is also somewhat anticlimatic and it means most people dont get the chance to even participate which isnt very fun
>>2485631it was okay, was nice to see spe-chan win the first round but seeing some samefag constantly seethe is annoying
alright i checked all the races so you neighas can stop cryingout of 6 rooms there were a total of 6 /uma/ anons, and 1 from a non /uma/ clubnone of them won and in fact the guy that constantly hosts rooms (wuv you) got 17th in one racethats 7 out of 108 spots
HE WAS A GOD DAMN METAFAG I TELL YOU, THEY ALWAYS DO THIS, HE'S GUILTY I TELL YOUWHO THE HELL BRINGS A META UMA TO A >FUN RACEGOD DAMN METAFAGS, TEACH THEM MECHANICS FOR A YEAR AND... AND... METAFAGS...>opens up wallet, tears up picture of summer maruzenskyMETAFAGS... ALWAYS... GOD DAMN METAFAGS...>slowly slides down the table, sobbing...Oguri Won
>>2485681Her fans really jobbed it with that design, Biwas fit which Taishin and Ticket made mogs it so much its not even funny
>>2485631Terrible winner, incredibly fun thread and salt.SURELY NEXT TIME WE'LL BE FREE RIGHT BROS?
>>2485662I'VE BEEN TELLING EVERYONE THAT WE SHOULD HAVE GATEKEPT /vg/ OUT OF HERE BUT NOOOOOOO THEY KEPT INCLUDING THEM HERE
>>2485675>How does one acquire the patience to drawYou don't>with a mouse?No
Dear the dude from this thread running Kawakami + Tachyon + Grass,Is this you?The mob trainers can get doxxed.
>>2485668oy neigh is the /uma/ of /v/ma
>>2485695>Starred TaurusI kneel.
>>2485703I clapped
>>2485687>How do we tell him?Some of my favorite artists made their art with a mouse for years before acquiring a pen.>>2485688>Git gudI try but I quit before I even understand perspective.
>>2485701It's always the same falseflagger trying to stir up shit by claiming /uma/ crashes and wins all the stakes.
Perhaps Oguri didn't deserve a second alt after all....
>>2485634>>2485665Actually referring to the reenactment races for the Spring Triple Crown, she won the Osaka Hai and Tenno Sho Spring. The Takarazuka Kinen also has perfect 777 activation so she's a heavy favorite to win it as well.
>>2485701cool now list all of the fags that run meta umas and what clubs they belong to
>>2485701>1 from a non /uma/ clubShit am I literally the only one not in a /v/ or /vm/ club?
>>2485701He ALWAYS does this lol. I've learned to tune it out
>>2485710if its a guy from oy neigh that's him
>>2485664neigha whatever people say, that shit COUNTSits all the same shit anywaysprint is casinomile is casinomedium is xogsloplong is longslopyou are a winner, one is all you need for you to be a WINNER NEIGHAif you need more get down in the fucking mines right now and start crunching numbers
>>2485697Welp, it's a shame, thankfully we still archive all your wonderful art here, though I liked going there because there were some pieces I never saw you post like the Dantsu or Onsen Helios ones. Hope you are ok, I'm guessing you have a main account since your booru archive is old, have a good one
>>2485724Not Oy Neigh, but another recognizable club
>>2485695The way the text is no longer centered bothers me terribly
>>2485666Thanks as always for hosting!>spoilerBased, wish you the best on that.
EVERYONE GO WATCH 12 ANGRY MEN NOW
>wins every stakes roomI think it's time we address oy neigh and their genetically engineered umas
>>2485701I ran xoguri on my secondary account/uma/ won
>>2485664>taken seriousit's a fucking p2w kusogacha, you're doing everything wrong if you take ANY o it seriously
Post more cute Ogurins i need to supplement my folder please!
ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT NO CLANKERS JOINED THE STAKES?BECAUSE THE CLANKER HAS AS MANY WINS AS XOGURI IN THE >SLOW ROOMS....
>>2485732I already watched it fag
>>2485701alright genuinely more than i thought
>>2485703BRO THAT IS JUROR #3 HOW CAN YOU MESS THIS UPVery kino funpost though, I am saving this
>>2485739STOP NOOTICING
>>2485732Literally watching it right now, great movie so far but I had to pause it for the stakes. I'm gonna go finish it for real now. Good stakes everyone, have a good night.
>>2485701Nobody got 17th
there are 3 types of oguri pictures>cingray yurislop>standing around>eatingshe's seriously the most boring uma there is
>>2485712It's only my third plat also. Two of my three plats are Derby plats. Maybe Ticket was right about this race.
>>2485449Ines Fujin as a hooters girl please
Is it a waste to drop a single tenner for each banner if I play the game once a day? Or should I just save EVERYTHING until I get access to the "good stuff" for GL?
>>2485739Almost as if people knew clanker wasn't gonna win anyway and didn't bother running her over S.Maru, who is the actual best frontrunner
I am about to edit oguri as the anti christ
Good races everyoneand good night to my fellow eurossex with mcqueen
>>2485743someone should make one about juror #10 having a meltie about kasamatsu slum dwellers while the whole thread ignores him
>>2485701>6 /uma/ anonsThat's unironically way too fucking many
>>2485739Her trainers had to update her drivers and reset her wireless connection before she could be entered into the stakes.Unfortunately, they filled up too fast for her to shine.
>>2485703EXCITABLE? YOU THINK I'M EXCITEABLE? SO WHAT IF I REPLIED TO THE BAIT? WHO REALLY GIVES A DAMN IF HE'S BAITING OR NOT! HE'S GUILTY OF METAFAGGING THE FACTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES
>>2485747>fat, boring, and autisticshe's literally me...
>>2485739stakes fill too fast. I couldn't get in
>>2485752Hey fuck you i didn't get in a SINGLE one
>>2485751bro it's on archive dot org
>>2485732/v/ma movie stream win?
>>248575612 Angry Men OC would go hard as fuck, but I can't draw and the drawfags may not have watched it
>>2485764Same my clanker literally got no chance
I'm hungry...
>>2485719>[Oguri] won the Osaka Hai and Tenno Sho Spring...Eh? My spreadsheet has Maruzensky listed as the winner for the Spring Tenno Sho reenactment. Oguri's won a lot of G1 reenactments but none of them were longs AFAIKGuess now I gotta go archive diving to see which one of us is wrong, as if my day couldn't get any worse
>>2485763>>2485764Clankers couldn't pass the captcha to get in the stakes rooms, deserved!
>>2485746the people that don't join rooms have no fucking idea how much of a beast your Maru was, it shows how anyone can win the stakes with some luck, hope you got your plat because you god damn earned it
>>2485739I switched the uma I joined to an uma that hasn't get a win yet for the stakes. I assumed everyone was doing the same for the sake of stakes.
>game has foreshadowing
>>2485771>Connection error
>>2485775LMAO
Who won the race to 11 plats?
>>2485767I can make some shitty traces give me some time
>>2485780Both jobbed
>>2485774metaslaves will always be metaslaves. better just join every stakes from now on with your strongest one meta or not
>>2485664>while I still have 1 FUCKING SHIT PLAT IN THE LEAST TAKEN SERIOUS CMStop fucking saying this shit.People will say every fucking CM doesn't count for whatever reason that came to them in a dream.>Long CM? Doesn't count, you just had MLB stamina cards.>Sprint CM? Doesn't count, you were just lucky enough to hit your accels.>Dirt CM? Doesn't count, you pulled for dirt umas and other people didn't.>Mile CM? Doesn't count, you took the easy way out with fronts/ends.>Medium CM? Doesn't count, you used [insert uma].>Etc, etc.It counts. Doesn't matter what anyone says.
>>2485779hate the fatasslove the gremlinsimple as
>>2485770I just did, and you're correct. I would have sworn that was the Triple Crown she was going for, but it was one of the other reenactments that people were mentioning that she's likely to triple crown.
>>2485727It's a bummer, but I'll survive. >I liked going there because there were some pieces I never saw you postI was taking a break from the threads when I made those pics, but everything else I plan on posting here, so hopefully you don't feel like you'll miss anything. You have a good one too.
>singlehandedly stops the clanker
>>2485785>Mile CM? Doesn't count, you took the easy way out with fronts/ends.>Medium CM? Doesn't count, you used [insert uma].These two count more than any of the others and you can't deny that
>>2485789Oh, right, it's the American Triple crown, isn't it? She won the Kentucky Derby and Preakness
>>2485788I wuv them both and they won me a plat each.
First Ayabe CM win. Kinda spoiled that the other trainers had sub 50% winrate however.
>>2485791That fat fuck chewed through the underwater cables didn't she
>>2485784Just join with your best front/pace debuffers>but people complain about itFuck em, they do anything to win, so should you
>>2485798I thought they were spaghetti...
>>2485793>he jobs at everything besides the basicsOne trick pony lol
>>2485774I sure hope they do, it's boring to have the same queen over and over, not because I take them seriously but because there's ALWAYS a noticeable drought in OC when repeat queens happen
That was a good fuckin time boys, winner sucked ass but the thread itself was fun as always.Now im motivated to draw some oguri lewds
>>2485797I had 55%wr and lost to a 20%wr chad.......
>>2485797>Kinda spoiled that the other trainers had sub 50% winrate however.i won with 39% wr...
>>2485783Good.
>>2485773Ye my Maru managed to win the Plat and managed to get exactly 1 more win in the CM than my Bobo. She wasn't that good tho desu, I struggle with longer races cause I'm a Creeklet
>>2485804I'm motivated to do Palmer after the last thread. Have to finish some stuff first though
>>2485800>Fuck em, they do anything to winI'm building a full Front debuffer for next Stakes. Tired of those fucks.
>>2485793Dude, shut the fuck up. People complain that it doesn't count when there's an obviously favored strategy because "oh it's just metafagging", and then also complain that it doesn't count when the CM is balanced enough that there's lots of variety because "oh it's just gambling".It doesn't matter. A plat is a plat. The only plat you can say is more important than the others is L'Arc.
>can only get plat in sprints and longswtf is wrong with me lads
>>2485804>spoiler you will be the first to ever do it
>>2485808NTA but I wuv racing against ya, glad you got another W! Keep up the good shit. You're one of the strongest trainers around and I wuv to challenge myself
>>2485814Nothing wrong, you're based. I wished I could have won the sprintkino
Bros.... no one has ever drawn Rudolf...
>>2485780It's still a draw, sadly. Hopefully I'll lose the next CM.
>>2485814I haven't won a mile plat yet, but I've won all other distances.
How fast did we get?
>>2485779My wives
>>2485818Maybe make her queen and then we'll talk yeah?>Xoguri art counter: still 0
>>2485818About that... there's simply No Reason.
>>2485664Then just stop taking so seriously and play actually good games. This is a VN with a minigame, nothing more.
>>2485631I won plat, so I got chocolate and beer10/10
>>2485819Danchou believe in yourself. You can do it.
>>2485818we hate puns here
It's time to relax after the >fun raceshttps://jiggie.fun/Hne3zQ
>>24858248 PPM peak desu ne
>>2485814I only do even passably well in miles, and also I won a random medium once (which I can only assume was an impossible-to-reproduce fluke because I've done awful at every other medium CM before and after it)If I lose Gemini 2 I'm going to be even more depressed than usual, because if I can't win at miles then I'll have nothing left
I lot of you need to learn the meaning of "losing is fun".
>>2485816Thanks anon, I like racing against the regulars and the non regulars here too, it's pretty fun.
>>2485824Fast enough son,fast enough
>>2485837Could've fooled me with the amount of meta teams we saw todayHow about they learn that first?
I don't understand you people! I mean all these picky little points you keep bringing up. They don't mean nothing! You saw this metafag just like I did. You're not gonna tell me you believe that phony story about XOguri or SMaru being his wife, and that business about being his CM champion. Look, you know how these people *lie!* It's *born* in them! I mean, what the heck? I don't have to tell you! They don't know what the truth *is!* And lemme tell ya: they don't need any real big reason to ruin a thread, either! No *sir!*They metafag! Oh, they're real big metafags, all of 'em - you know that - and bang: someone's uninstallin' the game! Oh, nobody's blaming them for it. That's the way they are, by nature! You know what I mean? *Violent!*Where're you going? Stakes fun don't mean as much to them as it does to us!Look, they're bringing it up and metafagging all the time and if somebody drops the game, so somebody drops the game! They don't care! Oh, sure, there are some good things about 'em, too! Look, I'm the first one to say that!I've known a couple who were OK, but that's the exception, y'know what I mean? Most of 'em, it's like they have no feelings! They can do anything!What's goin' on here? I'm trying to tell ya... You're makin' a big mistake, you people! This metafag is a subhuman! I know it, I know all about them! Listen to me... They're no good! There's not a one of 'em who is any good! I mean, what's happening in here? I'm speaking my piece, and you… Listen to me. We're... This faggot on the Stakes room here... his type, well, don't you know about them? There's a, there's a danger here. These people are dangerous. They're wild. Listen to me. Listen...I'm jus' tryin'-a... tell ya...
>>2485629Second in the first fun stakes, first in the second fun stakes.Second in the CMProud of my girl today
>>2485697I barely use my pixiv but that's the reason I only upload my lewds here. Still you were wise enough to use a burner acc and not your main. Keep on being based tho. Wuv you!!
I'm ngl, this is kinda of disappointing.....I know i can't complain because I've won almost every CM. But my triple crown is tarnished now.
>>2485836I don't know what it is, I fucking suck at miles. I end up getting 3rd every single mile CM except for ironically the dirt one which was the one I phoned in the most.
>>2485837ThisI had fun regardless
>>2485631Won plat with Admire Vega, who's one of my favorites.10/10
I seriously hate /uma/ and how they ruin any fun in the threads. This isn't even the first time.
>>2485837People say that?
>He's still goingWhy is he like this
>>2485631My Princess won plat so I couldn't be happier. 11/10
>>2485837>Losing is funThat sounds like something a loser would say.
>>2485837I shant because I won my first Taurus plat!Sucks that it didn't have a special title, and isn't as valuable as Gold star.
>>2485857Based Princess bro, it's an accomplishment to pull it off with her
>>2485814>won 1 sprint, 1 mile, 1 long, 1 dirt>finally got my medium plat
>>2485854It's not a story the zoomers would tell you. It's an unc legend.
>>2485845Wuv you too!
>>2485867I'm only missing the sprintcasino....
>>2485819Pick yourself up, you are stronger than me. And that's why I wuv (you). I've returned from my exile so I hope to see you run when I host rooms
>>2485861I don't have the double star either, but a Taurus win now is special since losing the first one always stung a bit. But that loss was crucial to my transformation into a formidable trainer.The one I really want to double star is Cancer, mostly for vanity reasons, but it would be cool as that one was my favorite
>>2485756Here>>2485842
12AngryMenposting is much more fun than I thought
>>2485837That reminds me of my childhood. I played Pokemon Puzzle League a lot as a kid, and I always got stuck at Lorelei on Super Hard. She kept saying stuff like "Can't win 'em all" and "learn from losing" and it was the reason I hated her the most out of anyone in the game. I think that experience is the reason I get horny when I'm angry.
>>2485842KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK>Please don't speak again
>>2485869I'm an unc and losing sucks. You just gotta learn to take it on the chin. You can have fun with it but losing isn't fun by default. You gotta just shrug it off. Sometimes it's a bitter pill to swallow especially if you dumped a ton of time and energy into it. Better to just do other stuff and cheer up while you cool off, you'll feel better if you laugh at something. Being a sore loser is normal, it can be helpful for improving
>>2485871soon, this track looks completely whack in a fun waydon't quote me on this but i think KR and CN got Ms. Victoria on this CM
Now that the stakes are over and the flood of salt seems to have calmed down a bit, does anyone have some recommendations for vidya I could play to feel less shit about myself? I figure gaming would be more productive than spending the rest of the night doomposting here
>>2485877Wow what a story Mark
>>2485812>>2485735>>2485830Thank you for trying to talk some sense into me, I want to change my mindset but I can't stop thinking about it and taking it seriously so... Sorry for the doomfagging
>>2485837I got over losing in real competitive games over a decade ago. It's why I don't take this game's PVP seriously. Literally the results could change if you just rerun the race with the exact same participants so who cares.
>>2485882>anglingslopYep, not my SprintKINO
>>2485883Lol sure anon, what kind of vidya do you like? Or do you want just a random rec
>>2485666Amazing banner, I love the dedication every time, I loved these races, thank you, wuv you danchou
I am only disappointed I got 700 carats instead of 1200 (?) or 900 carats
>>2485883Try out the Adventures of Elliot demo and tell the class if it's worth trying out after you're done.
>>2485883World of Goo is in my top 10 games of all time.
>>2485883play book of hours, the OST is super chill
>>2485780I'm also still stuck at ten because a build that was objectively worse than all of mine got lucky with FUCKING CORNER ACCELERATION FUCK THIS CASINOSLOP CM
>>2485885Unironically take a break. Thread, game, all of it. For a week. You need a palette cleanser.>>2485883Make a uma city in cities skylines
Alright now that I'm not salty anymore ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO BOZOS
>>2485883do a hell run in spelunky right now
>>2485883im gonna go get irrationally angry at my random teammates in competitive fps slop.
>>2485898There is a THIRD anon with 10 plats? Which club are you in?
>>2485837Losing can be fun in a game with actual game mechanics. This is just a slot machine so it's not really that fun.
>>2485900I just did a run. I made an S Rank Nano.
>>2485898That reminds me of one of the Teios running Corner Acceleration, I wonder how he did.
>>2485890Anything goes, but preferably something free (or with a demo I guess) since I'm not exactly in the mood to spend money right now
>>2485883I just got kicked out of a TF2 match for playing sniper on Harvest, so do that
>>2485883Now that you're trying to take a break with cute horse girlsHow about I recommend youTHE HORSEY GAME
>>2485904oy neigh #1
>>2485911Teiobros put up with this?
>>2485900Chrono you have to stop you're pushing trainers past the point of exhaustion! Does your greed know no limits? Many good trainers have died because of you! Where are their fans now, huh?? WHERE ARE THEY??
>>2485909Sometimes when I play I like to scope in, look up and spin after headshotting someone. 9/10 times they start bitching in the chat upon seeing the killcam.
>>2485883Rain World for peak desperation ludokino
I didn't want to interrupt the Stakes fun so I just wanted to say that it feels so good to play some other vidya again! I still haven't fixed my old Windows install but in the meantime I can play some non-Umamusume vidya and relax for a bit, I am still waiting for that anon on finals who might research something AND SHE GOT HER HAIR BACK
>>2485908I downloaded that demo for Brigador Killers, it seemed pretty cool
>>2485837There is quite literally nothing fun about pouring almost as much weekly time as a part time job into a game just to lose. It's not fun here, it's not fun in fighting games, or god forbid card games where actual money is involved as well, or anything. 2x late start? Not fun. Guessing wrong at the wall and eating a 40% combo into fucked up oki? Not fun. Mana screwed? Not fun. Seeing the god run become another glue run because of poor rainbows at the tail end? Not fun. Playing is fun and winning isn't everything, but 'losing is fun' is an extremely misplaced attitude. t. 5x plat winner
>>2485872Once this kusoge finally cooperates and gives me a good mile parent, I'll join every room and lose until people stop thinking I'm stronger than I actually am.
>>2485914She's so cute isn't she? I love this brat so much
>>2485883I just play games with dating mechanics. In fact, I feel like playing Rune Factory 4 again.
Fuck it, I'm remaking one of my mile aces RIGHT NOW
>>2485921then don't invest as much time, like dancho, simple as
>>2485914Teiobros are a strange bunch, but you already knew that
>>2485915Making the mother of all omelettes anon, can't fret over every egg
Had the first CM runners in the stables, had to compare, well barring the Front runner dom Rudolf who was made in October. Feels fun looking back.
Time to finally play some Bunny Garden 2.
>>2485919>she got her hair backa good omen
>>2485926I am too For the roommate cup
>>2484887The thread before the storm that is CM13: >>2481641
>>2485919Windy is whole again and 1000 PR has been restored.
>>2485936>nearly 2k posts
>>2485927Yup yup, danchou wonTime for the celebratory jiggy
>>2485931Dictus is WAY flatter than that.
Just remember toreinas, 16 days until round 1!
>>2485938we aren't on /v/ anymore unc this is normal
>>2485900i was going to take it easy for the rest of the MANT CMs but this win got me pumped up for some grinding hopefully there's still enough time to reclaim our n1 spot
WINDY IS NO LONGER BALDY
>>2485933That's delayed for a little while. You should focus on the fuku stakes and triple crown first.
>>2485888I really want more Uma x Sopranos crossover pics, fuck
>>2485919Let no one say our good queen Ogurin does nothing but eat.
>>2485941Uhh...so how do you cope?
>>2485927My danchou lost though.
>MISSED OUT ON EVERYTHING DUE TO WAGINGIm sorry ardan, fuck my stupid life. Who is our new soulful queen?
>>2485941I have one ace ready at least. For my 2nd ace I'm training my last Gemini cup winner, and my final ace is my oshi.
>>2485954>newAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2485921You guys laughed at me for funposting instead of playing and look at you now
>>2485919>Oguri becomes queen again>Windy's hair grows back immediatelyWINDYBROS, THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!
>>2485954>new>soulful
>>2485950
>>2485954Our beloved Oguri has won the stakes for a second time!
>>2485953if you play to win you'll never truly have fun, take the casualpill
>>2485954>Who is our new soulful queen?You're better off being ignorant.
>>2485954Torena-san...
>>2485919I'll have something by Friday. I found my old Windows 10 disc, but still don't have time to set up Virtualbox and record everything.Have you bought a new HDD yet?
>>2485954Bruh
>>2485954>Who is our new soulful queen?
>>2485962I do play to win and I have >fun win or loseI just don't take it that seriously is all, but I'm sweaty enough to not be deemed a casual. It's not all black and white
>>2485962Not only do I want to win, but my trainees want to win. I am doing them a disservice by not trying. Kachitai.
>>2485954
>>2485954>new soulful queenhey
>>2485883I like playing Synthetik (2). Yeah it's a roguelite and you'll get your ass beat for the most part, but gambling for OP build combos gets that same high Uma does. And it's a twin stick shooter so the skill demands give a good break from the monotony of career runs
Oguri IS sovlful though
I keep losing but that means i get another chance and trying harder and getting better! I'll be first rate one day...
>>2485958Does Oguri's reign include subsidies on Finasteride and Minoxidil?
>>2485954/uma/ ruined our stakes again by bringing Christmas Oguri
NYOOOOH
>gooners finally won the league after 2 decades>got my little taurus star>stakes were fun as fuck even if the winner sucks assWHAT A GREAT DAY LADS
>they elected oguri the terrible again Why do we have a democracy again?
>>2485979congrats
>>2485972NTA but looks neat, i'll try out the first game
>>2485979NOOOO NOT ROYAL IRISH PUSSY ANYTHING BUT THAT
>>2485976Of literally ALL my races I won only two but winning those two felt so fucking satisfying. You got this anon.
>>2485984It's LITERALLY a monarchy bro
>>2485990A monarchy can be democratic
https://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2056861204014903557
>>2485965I feel kinda guilty for making you go out of your way on doing this for me, if it can't work then it can't work.>Have you bought a new HDD yetI have 3 SSDs (one of them is the corrupted one, the other has a new windows install I put to play some games and browse in the meantime, the other has only games I wanted to load fast) and one massive HDD full of pictures and to store massive data, this one is almost as old as the PC itself, I don't know if that serves. At most I was willing to delete the one with the newest windows since it has pretty much nothing on it
>>2485984Imagine if Oguri takes Gemini stakes.And she's near unstoppable during Cancer, so she could potentially be a four-term empress.
>>2485987https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
s-surely the next queen will have a soul... save us... m-milekino...
>>2485979More potatos your grace?
>>2485997KEK
>>2485994>THE HORROR WON'T END
>>2485996>And she's near unstoppable during CancerENTER
>>2485984That Oguri retains the throne only means that her would-be assassins weren't strong enough.
>>2485999ENTER
>>2485995>>2485965I do have to say, all of them work fine, the "corrupted one" only has a botched Windows install, everything else works fine and I can access it from my new OS for backup purposes
>>2485994IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
Queen Oguri heard you didn't have enough time to finish your drawings and gracefully extended her term, how generous
I wonder who will be the next queen...https://litter.catbox.moe/gz734f.png
>>2486008>implying>the implication>the implying implication
>>2486011Actually made me laugh. fuck you that outfit is super detailed.
>>2486011A consecutive Oguri reign is so fucking funny to me that I might actually break out my tablet for the first time in over a year.
Maruzensky won for her(his) grandkids. Funny how Daaahby race is one of few ones Red Shift is good on
>>2485994Honorary Mejiro!
>>2485996Original Oguri is also meta for the upcoming sprintsloppa.
DIE KAISER CAPPUDIE KAISER CAPPUDIE KAISER CAPPUOH HAIL LIBERTY BELL TRUE FREEDOM FOR ALL MEN
>>2485919Yes! Called it! >>2485201WINDY OGURI ALLIANCE FTW!
>>2486011>"2 more weeks of no OC, great!"This is what the people cheer for
>>2485995>new windows SSDPerfect, that'll do. Just making sure that you have one for when you do it. You'll have to wipe that one so don't do anything too crazy with it, or find a USB stick to transfer your save files or something.>>2486009You know, maybe I can do something better than this harebrained solution. Could you describe what happens when you try to boot the bad Windows install? Any error screens or obvious behaviors before it crashes?
PLEASEREQUESTING PIC RELATED BUT WITH XOG AND "BOURBON DEFEATS OGURI"
>>2486013SHACKLES ARE UNLEASHEDSHE'S THE HIGHEST IN THE RANKINGSSHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS POTENTIAL CRAPSHE'S PRACTICALLY WON ALREADY
>>2486023KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>2486011>Oguri won again because she really wants to see the pictures anons drew of herUnironically cute and somewhat in character.
>>2486014keep it up, i hate you all drawfags (affectionately) for making me want to learn how to do it
>>2485994>Oguri McQueenThat's like naming your son Alexander Genghis Caesar Napoleon Tokugawa or something.
Only thing Taishin has potential for is being a mother!
It's been so long since I used this computer that I forgot how to greentext>how the fuck do you do it?I have a tenkeyless (I know) keyboard without a ">" key, how the fuck did I greentext before? I don't remember having any issues or having to copy and paste this fucking symbol
>>2486008I love her but the mile race is so god damn tight I expect every end to get brocked.
>>2486013This time will be different! She needed time to power up trust the plan!
>>2486029That's how horse names work anon.>>2485750Prompting attention to this.
>>2486016>canon fodder>3rdLUDO
>>2485999If I have an Oguri I would specifically train an end closer just for the next stakes
>>2486032Shouldn't have gotten a meme keyboard.
>seiun >low effort>no medium s >11% win rate>won the finals>check out the race>proc all the mid race skills just before late race>rocket to first>yaeno>medium s>90% spent on grinding>2ndYaeno bros...
>>2486032A... tenkeyless without the carat keys? What the fuck? Can I see your keyboard? Catbox it so you don't use an image slot.
>>2485750Yes it's a waste to waste carats on things you don't care about. You should be saving them for either umas you want in the future or cards you'll need to stay competitive. Don't throw away your carats recklessly. If you don't know the answer, then SAVE
>>2485750It is a waste, especially if you're also tossing tenners at every support banner.At least with the uma banners you just need to be lucky once. On support banners, you need to be lucky at least twice, and often four to five times.
Confess and ease your burdens from the stakes and CM.
>>2486042The fact that your /v/mawon got 2nd place is still a /v/ma WIN in my book/v/ma WON
>>2486022>Could you describe what happens when you try to boot the bad Windows install?Sure! it all goes well until the motherboard manufacturer logo screen, then it starts trying to load into Windows 10 and it immediately Blue Screens, the code afaik was "IO1_INITIALIZATION_FAILED" and then I am taken to the startup repair screen, where most options don't work, I actually wondered if this one would do something (the one with "keep all my files") since I still have the ORIGINAL bootable windows USB drive I used to install Windows 10 for the first time, but I wasn't sure if it would work or if what files would it "keep"
>>2486036once a day is what i imagine 70% or more of the players do, some people say "just roll for your favorites" but i think having the option to compete and getting good results even in group B is always goodmy advice would be pick a few upcoming favorites, roll on meta cards and do the maths on how many carats you need
>/g/ma
Major combat operations in /v/ma have ended. In the /v/ictory stakes, Special week and her allies have prevailed because the regime of Oguri Cap is no more!!!!!
Just draw your umas naked bakas, that's 2 drawfags getting mindbroken for trying to draw every single detail of an Uma's outfit
>>2486048I did like maybe 12 runs max prepping for this CM and had a 70% winrate before jobbing the finals race.I will be reusing at least one of those umas for Cancer.I really like Oguri, she's a cutie.
>>2486058>2Three if you count me
>>2486048I crashed a McQueen and I liked it
>>2486058>not just drawing them in random outfits in ms paintsad!!!
>>2486045 >>2486047Nnh, fine.I really want to play through every career but I see the point...>>2486052Yeah, that makes sense. I think I'll just stick to waiting for GL, despite how painful it is for me to miss out on all of this.
>>2486056KEK
Now that I look at the replay, I want to apologize to Radiant Star and all gambling enthusiasts.
>>2486048i like seeing people doom about the game, it gives me the drive to prove them wrong
>>2486048My danchou is in desperate need of wuv yous
>>2486062>I CRASHED MCQUEEN AND I LIKED IT>THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHEESECAKE
>>2486055/g/wo....
>>2486050https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yidWdy-Xwdk
>>2486040You are probably right, I should just get a new one, this one does some fucky things>>2486043>Can I see your keyboardI don't think I can find a picture since it was a knockoff I got because regular mechanical Cherries were expensive as fuck, but just imagine that between the left shift and Z there is nothing, so I can't fucking greentext without copypasting greater than.Something like this but with the arrow keyshttps://files.catbox.moe/26b9gr.png
>>2485631My umawife and I got our first ever gold! But we did it with the help of 2 doms, so it doesn't feel real, especially with the other plat Ayabefrens itt... I will go for graded next CM as I can reach S now. 5/10t. started playing 2 months ago
>>2486062>Hell I loved it!>I'm itching to do it again!>You think I give a shit about some 'fan quota" Dacnhou goes on about?>You think sending me to room 101 is gonna stop me from doing what I want to do and flatling?>WELL THAT AIN'T HAPPENING
>>2486058Ive never drawn frills in my life, but id rather learn that than to draw anatomy
>>2486069>pixel perfect late race radiant start activationumamusume is a highroll game
>>2486069it's an accel, speed boost, and heal all in one. Yeah it's random but whenever it goes off it at least does something, and when it goes off when you want it, it's pretty nice to have. I often buy it if there's not much of else value to buy after i've bought my must haves. It can be useful for long races in careers too, the white version
I really wanted to draw some uma x ultrakill oc since I've been playing it lately and it's fucking great, but then I remembered it's widely considered a tranny game on site so I dismissed the idea
>>2486072What's danchou ever done for us?
>>2486091He gave us a place to call home...
>>2486043>>2486078WAIT I'M FUCKING RETARDED, I DIDN'T HAVE MY LANGUAGE SET TO ENGLISH, WHAT THE FUCK IS THISDisregard my posts>it's all fixed now
>>2486091host the stakes and uhhhhhh... um...
>>2486018I'm bringing my End Oguri to the Stakes if she performs well
>Oguri is "supposedly" a Christian>Pic relatedWhat did she mean by this?
>>2486094Look around youYou call this dump home?
>>2486072how much more could he possibly want? I send him at least two a day
>>2486084Drawing clothing is honestly easier if I get forms down first. Otherwise, I'm borrowing a ton of refs, each with a different angled perspective and I get thrown off since I can't into manipulating objects in my head..
>>2486090i think no one here really cares about that, i wouldn't play ultrakill but i wouldn't mind
>>2486090Just say that youre from beemapyoi when posting it, everyone will be okay with it
>>2486099It may not look like much to you, but it's everything to me!
>>2486098>The anti christ is also referred to as the beastBROS??????
>>2486090I love ultrakill
>>2486050The reset deletes a LOT of things, so it's not worth it. Plus, I don't think it will work, because IO1_INITIALIZATION_FAILED tends to imply that the Boot Configuration Data got corrupted(or that the RAM is faulty, but the other Windows is running fine so it's probably BCD.)I think I might have a means to fix that problem, if I'm correct. Do you remember if Troubleshoot -> Command Prompt worked?
>>2486103> I can't into manipulating objects in my head..Oh. My. God. A fellow type 5 drawbro! I thought i was all alone in here, that only i was unable to rotate a cube in my mind!
>>2486107They haven't rebuilt the temple on the mount just yet. We're fine.
>>2486048I'm starting to deeply regret not rolling for Chiyo when I had the chance because I think she's really cuteI've spent so long looking for a true "oshi" uma but never found one, and now suddenly I find myself dreading the possibility that I might've simply overlooked an uma I'd really love...
>>2486101Today he needs at least three to get back into good shape, so start posting wuv yous in club chat
>>2486069Same and I still remain a firm corner cunnyseur believer. She's done this last Aquarius Cup as wellhttps://files.catbox.moe/1hfqc8.webmMy Teio jobbed tho
>>2485986Do try out engineer and recycle everything. At worst it feels like a glued MANT run and at best you are a UG god tanking your framerate with the amount of bullshit on the screen
They call her the "Ideal Idol".But that doesn't mean she isn't a false idol...
So, are any of our drawfags able or into drawing Oguri fat of she? just curious
>>2486099>Damn bitch, you live like this?>dirt shoes littered across the floor
Could any calendarCHAD help me out? Whens the next dirt CM? Can i skip Rickey's banner, and then get her from the selector?
>>2486117OH SHIT
>>2486113It's possible. I might have overlooked Shichi for a while had she not come on a cheeky ticket during her banner.
>>2486123https://uma.moe/timeline
>>248612398% of trainers aren't strong enough to train Rickey here. You confident you're in that 2%?
>>2486126>completely forgot about the second most useful websiteI need to take a nap...
>>2486118I might try drawing her after I've drawn my winners
>>2486118The guy who did fat nishino should do it, that was some peak shit
>>2486123iirc it's the first GL CM and she drops 1 banner before it starts so i don't think you'll be able to use the selector on her
>>2486048I got into 4x debuffer final and it was annoying since my hybrid can't get up because they have less wit than the debuffer.
fucking neighers
>>2486128Getting greens when you're allowed to finally chase card hints again isn't that terrible instead of purely from inspo and then luckshitting from winning races.
>>2486132You're able to for the next, in the 2nd anni ticket
>>2486138But SEVEN greens Jim? ...SEVEN greens??
>>2486049Its a difficult kind of feeling. On one hand, I am glad I won a plat. On the other, I wished my Yaeno did cause of the time + effort spent. Even more so I can brag about my non-meta uma won.
>>2486128First and foremost i want to play her career, the cultivator thing allures me. CM is secondary, but still, doesnt hurt to try, right? >>2486126>1st anni missions on july 19>rickey on 21>anni and second set on 25thWhat do i make out of it?
>>2486143Its 6 greensT. Jp
All I know about Ricky is that she's a shotacon like Fujin
>>2486149...SIX greens???
Alright guys I'm an extremely lazy and inconsistent drawfag, but if you tell me your requests I'll save them in a notepad and there'll be like a 10% chance I'll draw them within the next 9 months or at all. Come to think of it thats kind of like a delayed gacha.
>>2486143She comes with 3 if you're okay running her Pace, which I am since I'm not a Front guy.
>>2486130Thank you bro>>2486131This might sound crazy but I believe I have saved one of the first pieces of OC ever and it was an Oguri FAT drawing, I talked to that anon one time and he did reveal it was OC. It's OLD old (like I saved that file in the beginning of August last year) that anon is probably gone, what a shame
>>2486154Fuji Kiseki taking your chosen card out of her fat cleavage to finish a magic trick (the prestige)
I'll try to actually draw Oguri this time around. Just gotta finish what I'm currently working on and then do a Sweepy first.>>2486154KEK. This is how I feel whenever I take requests.
For anyone that won Taurus the first time around, the lower titles also get the star. These are nice and exclusive jobber titles to show off if you want to.I only won in open league for CM1. I don't want to talk about my CM13 results, okay?https://litter.catbox.moe/r04pe6.jpg
>>2486157The one where she's eating jannies hot pockets?
>>2486154/v/ma won punching a hole through Oguri's stomach
>>2486154Same lmao, my list is at about 25 now ahah
>>2486164No no, actually the one I say is even earlier than that though I do wonder where that drawfag is as well
xoguri has made our drawfags fat and lazy
That's one Tachyon MLB, thank you.https://litter.catbox.moe/omp5s8eyr2hhj3ft.jpg
>>2486079>But we did it with the help of 2 doms, so it doesn't feel realNah, fuck that it's real. Using dominators with oshi = SOVLusing dominators with metacuck shit = soulless
>>2486171The harsh reality is MANT is burning people out hard, what a dangerous scenario
>>2486128i'll do it or die trying
>>2486170Post it
>>2486176That's the spirit
>>2486110>Do you remember if Troubleshoot -> Command Prompt worked?I can check it for you and tell you in a bit but I do have a memory of it working, probably because I tried looking at some partitions or something to try and repair some bootfiles, something like that it was months ago, but if it had worked i wouldn't be typing this rn. I'll confirm later if cmd works ok?
So now what?
>>2486182get to work on those Gemini horses the CM train stops for no one
>>2486182Go for snow cone?
>>2486182We die peacefully
>>2486181Yeah of course. Just hit me up.Times like these that I wish the options field didn't replace the email field. Wish I could leave contact info.
>>2486182We starve again
>>2486182Gemini Rooms?
>>2486188Dont have any gemini acesWell, later!
>>2486182Now? You're supposed to be ace training for the next CM. You've only got 85 borrows before round 1 starts.
>>2486182Uninstall
>>2486154https://litter.catbox.moe/ydqtm54vmv8087cy.pngA spin on this classic, with Sweep reading the Twinkle Monthly Special Issue (the magazine thing in CM featuring your team and your opponents' teams) and making a comment like "Three late surgers? It'll never work"
I guess I shouldn't be too surprised, but it hurts losing the NSM gamble. At least I got gold with my goofy daughter.https://litter.catbox.moe/0mpl760y3wd153ns.png
>>2486190I prefer my sanity, 1-2 runs a day, maybe more if I'm feeling zazzy
>>2486182That was my last CM. I think I did ok (managed to get into A finals and got an expected 3rd), but the game is too much of a time sink and there's really not enough content to justify continuing with it.
>>2486186Ah don't worry, I don't think it's necessary, I don't wanna be a nuisance really
>>2486178I don't know, I don't think it's very appropriate, it's nothing extreme but it's still very clearly niche fetish art
>>24861961-2 a day is perfectly fine and it should get you into A finals with some luck
>>2485994>Dirter
I'm just sad no one attempted to create a thread or bring the stakes in /v/. It's like we truly have given up.
>>2486198Understandable, take it easy but come back and give the next scenario a try ya hear? should be much more manageable time wise
>>2486205https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/739181969/
>>2486205There was a thread people were eying but it got deleted.
>>2486203And with even more luck it can get you plat, like I did today. work smart, not hard
>>2486208>>2486209Not him but we never even attempted a second one, they know they've got us
>>2486205The only thing i gave up is my /v/manese passport, in exchange for a /vm/istanian one
>>2486208That's hours even before the CM starts.
>>2485745Did you enjoy it?
>>2486212Bro you need to cope manwe had a perfectly good stakes thread over here, we literally dont need /v/ especially if we're going to get targeted like thatthis place is fine, nice even. I don't give a fuck about even attempting to go back there, that's a good sign the current place isn't so bad yeah? I don't miss that game of whack a mole constantly having to worry about stepping on someone's toes
>>2486212Why even do a second one when janny is awake, the other garbage threads are still up so he's actively waiting for uma threads to show up
I think Taurus is the end of /vm/a
>>2486220That's the wishful thinking getting in your head.
I want to run the Bright stakes because I just finished working but I'm also traveling so phone posting only. Anyone still interested?
>>2486220>8ppm its joever
I don't care about /v/ma
>>2486228Then why did you bring it up?
>>2486220It's crazy how when we were days away from the CM starting there were still so many people without teans because of the insane stat requirements and poorly seeded runs. Now those people are probably stuck making Gemini parents or taking breaks while everyone else is finishing their teams, they are not going to make it. Taurus did a lot of damage
>>2486230that anon is simply a tsundere, baka
>>2486230No Reason:DDDDD
We only have 3 MANT CMs left, hang in there
>>2486235>onlyYOU MEAN >STILL
>>2486235Cancer is just XOGuriwinslol again isn't it?
>>2486235They should try and squeeze all three into one week so we can move on already
>>2486231>poorly seeded runsI have a poorly seeded account...
>>2486238it's dober this time
>>2486235I actually don't mind playing MANT but I'm almost out of time.https://files.catbox.moe/xs16qc.png
I wuv wuv WUV trackblazer!
>>2486243You do NOT buy that skill. Stop lying.
>hang in therehttps://files.catbox.moe/yw25qf.jpg
>>2486242YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCHI'M OUT OF TIMEAND I'M OUT OF THIS THREAD WHEN DANCHOU IS AROUND
>>2484338May I see it?
>>2486231>poorly seeded runsthis kind of thinking is what kills your runs
>>2484887Previous Thread: >>2481641
>>2486252Nyo!
>>2486252...No, we don't post that anymore.
>>2486252not that hard to find it in the boorus
>>2486182I think we should BANB
>>2486261Build a New Bar?
>>2486261Ban a New Banchou?
QRD on the stakes? Did Oy Neigh ruin it again?
>>2486261Break A New Bitch?
>>2486261Bakushin a new Bakushin!
>>2486261>Bust a neigher's butt
>>2486261Build a New Bridge?
>>2486261>Bondburgered a new broIdgi
>>2486266you know it
wait how are there only 3 CMs left how are we in june
>>248626>Boy, Anon needs Brian
>>2486271Bakushin Bakushin's bakushin while bakushin and bakushin inside!
How do I keep my trainee's from raping me? They keep getting pregnant and ruining their careers before senior year is over.
>>2486286Tachyon sells drugs that can fix this.
>>2486283I want to spoil and coddle Brian too...https://litter.catbox.moe/qk4blw.jpg
damn i need to do 4 runs in 16 hours
>>2486261>Begin a New BlitzkriegJAWOHL
>I want to spoil and coddle Bri-https://files.catbox.moe/pl6imk.jpg
>>2486293https://litter.catbox.moe/ohynem.png
>>2486298>shes fed upThats a job well done heh, architects
>Sleep deprived into 4x clocks burned on the first non-debut raceYup yup that's another give up run from me!
>>2486300Speaking of which, when she recovers from slow metabolism through training she initially assumes that she gained some muscle from eating so much meat but Torena-san tells her that her muscle mass actually dropped.https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/en/transcript/501016716
>>2486310As a musclebro, that made me pretty upset, actually
>>2485879>>2485879>Listen...I was just asking you to consider Mejiro Palmer, listen-->I have. Now sit down and don't open your mouth again.
>>2486310as a gymbro, i think i'd actually kill myself
Starting my third week playing uma about to start my first MANT. Wish my luck, fellas.
>>2486293brian "jokes" about wanting a lap pillow she can't fool me
>>2486323You're walking into hell. Good luck.You could also just play it as URA but without the uma specific career track I guess.
>>2486241It's both of them, plus dober forma de la camping
>>2486323https://youtu.be/uFizYl4XPZo
I can't see Brian and her trainer getting married without Biwa's help somehow.
>>2486332Is Biwa supposed to be the wingwoman for everyone she knows or what?
>>2486332This but during sex
I can't decide if Brian is more of a stray cat that eventually gets comfortable around the human caring for her or if she's a puppy instead
Who is Lord Derby? What's his connection to the End Closer of Loss?https://files.catbox.moe/fza91o.png
>>2486323Please come report after your first run. I'm curious.
>>2486339>Lord Derby>G3Not much of a lord, is he?
>>2486335What good is her big head and smarts if she doesn't help her friends and sister get married?
>>2486323Good luck, jannybro.
>>2486335Yes because nobody is honest or able to share their feelings (except Ticket), including Biwa herself in her own career.
>>2486332Brian would casually end up in a common law marriage with her trainer just by moving in, combining finances, and such without even thinking about it because it's just easier and she enjoys your company.
>>2486340It'll take a while but my mayano top gun just had her debut race and had a bafflingly shit performance ending up as 4th in spite of being a favorite with overwhelmingly superior stats. Still, I decided not to use a clock since I'm just learning how this mode works so this run will be shit no matter what anyway
Imagine hugging Brian and feeling her big chest against yours, and her well defined back muscles with your hands. I'd actually have a sensory overload
>>2486349I sure hope you stopped running her as an End from race 1
>>2486349If you haven't built up a big clock stash MANT can eat them really quickly.
>>2486349Maya has D in mile and it's very important to have both Mile in A and Medium in at least B. Due to how the game mode works, you want to be able to run in as many "Rival races" as possible, and you need to win them, to get access to the store which has some very OP items. The game mode is about abusing the store as much as possible, and to do that you need to race as much as possible, especially in those 2 races which are the most abundant(Rival races only appear from G3 to G1 races)
>>2486352>5'2"standing paizuri
>>2486359Haha, yeah...
Is this Brian propaganda?
>>2486362It's /them/
>>2486358To be completely fair a Milelet schedule is entirely possible for casual runs
>>2486349mmmhnicevery nicekeep goingheheheh
>no posts in 6 minutesBWEEEEH! ITS STALE!!! NEW BWEAD NOW!!!! YADA YADA!!!
>>2486379Eat your vegetables.
>>2486379Agreed but taking a small break, steks always drains my energy
>>2486379/vm/a is done nobody wants to play this game anymore after Taurus
Fast learner runs are fucking cursed, I get fucking EVERYTHING but the wit cards don't show up and no groundwork from the inspirations.
https://litter.catbox.moe/givhrg.png
Best stam skill for SMaru in Gemini?
>>2486380>>2486385NYOOOOOOOO
>B Finals>get paired with an asshole with 2 UGs and 1 SSwhat the fuck man
>>2486386777 I think, should trigger around mid race to widen or taking the lead
>>2486388B finals is no longer safe for us
>>2486382But I like playing the game
>>2486386I like 777 for midrace.
>>2486388Dumbass whale couldnt qualify into group A
>>2486388never mind I won
>>2486388did you win?
do you guys know why umas will randomly decide to simply not use a single ability
>>2486395BASED UPSET
>>2486395And now you know why the other trainer was in B finals
>>2486388UGs are mostly full of useless skills, but once in a while you get an UG that has literally everything and you can't do shit to beat it unless you debuff the shit out of it
>>2486395>>2486396KekGood fucking job. Show his build/deck? I can already imagine a stamlet with dogshit skills
>>2486397All skills except greens are wit checks. High wit increases your chance of them activating and they're 80-90%+ chance with 1000+ wit but there's always that small chance you fail it
>>2486385>Taishin eats one bite of burger and gets full>Ayabe decides she'll eat what Taishin can'tGod I wish that were me
>>2486402>>2486397If i recall: 300 wit= 70%, 600=85%, 1200= 92.5%
>>2486402Dont forget that there are some skills with retarded activation conditions
>finally broke through to SS+Just gotta hit UG before Grand Live and that'll mean all of my stretch goals for MANT are finished.
>>2486408Funny thing, I've hit UG twice but never SS+
>>2486409>humble bragging
>>2486409SS+ is a surprisingly small rank range. Even base UG seems twice as large .
I HATE GUTSMAXINGEVEN IF I DO END UP HIGH ROLLING STATS IT'S JUST GOING TO BE ON A RUN WHERE I DON'T GET MILE S FUCK GEMINI FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Another event with a mission to do the Takamatsunomiya KinenSTOP MAKING ME DO A THROWAWAY SPRINT RUN GODDAMN
>>2486414Bro your Nishino? Your Taiki?
I'm glad I havent used any clock. You guys were right, this is hell.
>>2486415I WILL NOT JOIN DER/V/EDO! I WILL NOT EAT ZE BURGER!!!
Another CM, another Gold.I guess consistently enters A Finals is enough.
>>2486417How many races are you doing?
>>2486417You're not even using a schedule where you have to race a million times, simply train some more
>>2486420>>2486421Apparently I'm racing too much. All these rival races are very tempting.
>>2486417MANT is soul crushing and keep in mind some of us have been doing these 5 times a day for 2 months.
>>2486424>too much racing>in MANTAs long as youre not racing during summer and/or not doing 4 races in a row, youre alright. Also, try planning ahead to not be out of it on a turn woth a G1 you can take
>>2486413>Just got my first honest SS+ ever >No mile S, no groundworkShame, shame!
oh look it's that same dogshit 1200/x/900/900/900 statline I get in 98.7% of my gutsmax attempts
>>2486430I keep forgetting to paste the litterbox links https://litter.catbox.moe/xeq7kz.png
>>2486424>ApparentlyWhere are you getting that from?Look your veteran uma and tell us how many races you did for their careerIf it's under 30+, you did too little. 40+ races is where I'd say it's overkill but even then not really if it makes sense. Some of the highest high roll umas a 40+ race umas, with 36-38 being a sweetspot, but it depends on the umas aptitudes. More races means more SP which means more skilsl which is everything. What you need is good luck with training especially during summer and good luck with item rng
>>2486430What do you get with the other 1.3%?
>>24864351200/x/900/1000/800
Why can't I put a mare in bloomers as my profile uma?
>>2486434Anon it's his first time playing the mode he probably doesn't even have a 50 RB deck and is just using the same cards from URA/Aoharu.
>>2486434a-awawawaaaa it just made sense to me I guess ;-;>>2486441yeah this
Alright i took my break, new thread?
>>2486445Just treat it as a sandbox version of URA for now. It'll make the process easier.
How do I buy an SR? I only miss 1 Ayabe....
>>2486445It took me around 8-10 runs to finally get my first SS Uma. At one point everything clicks and you start burning through items really fast and getting some sick trainings while optimizing running. it's like finally seeing the Matrix.However, it ends up being really taxing. Takes a lot of time and mental power, so most people end up exhausted and burnout. It's still very RNG heavy. When it clicks it's really fun but grinding the gamemode for something like CM is hell. I'd practice it until I "get it", get that aha moment,
>>2486450Craft a golden crystal with your shards on the shopThen in the uncap menu, use a crystal instead of card dupes.
>>2486452>8-10ACK!i got my first SS after like 70 runs just yesterday
>>2486455I made my first SS for LongKINO and then only made S or S+ until last week at 5 AM where I made another SS.
>fast learner hat>no mile SName a more classic combo
>>2486455I have good cards Anon, don't feel bad. I have spent around 200$ on this game and I mostly roll on cards. WUV YOU!
>>2486452>However, it ends up being really taxing. Takes a lot of time and mental poweri feel the opposite, i feel like i can autopilot most of the career and only really focus once i hit good inspirations
>>2486459>fast learner hat>s on distance>cards don't appear and you don't get the key skill
>>2486463>fast learner hat>S distance>all golds from cards hit>no generic straightaway/corner skill hints
>>2486460I have okay-ish cards, though 3lb Windy hurts, and have spent like 150usd. I was copying decks and schedules, and managed to get an SS via a godroll>dont feel badI am content with Group BWuv u!
Rampaging Racer really is the perfect epithet for her. When I was scrolling through them and saw it I insta picked it as soon as I saw it. https://litter.catbox.moe/3h5ywt.png
If I want to train Seiun for Gemini, what's the other parent besides El?
>See my clubmates talking about how low their clock stocks are getting>Meanwhile I still have over 1k of themSorry danchou, I already did my one run today, it's time to relax
>>2486467I love using "Heroine" on Dober. It suits her too well. Way better than her actual personal title.
>>2486468There's nothing pressing, so maybe NY Opera for a late race velocity or someone with a decent midrace, but I'd honestly just take the free slot to grab the best blues and whites you've got instead of needing to chase a particular inherit
Currently drawing oguri and just wondering, anyone opposed to giving her fatter tits?
>>2486468Maybe Daiwa or vBourbon to help with mid race
>>2486468Something that helps her mid race problem
What is Kitasan's problem and her refusal to give out Corner Adept hints?
>>2486474Go for it dude, i buff most of the girls I draw unless them being flat or small is a charm point. I'm sure someone out there loves Oguri's small chest, but eh, creative vision and all.
>>2486474Oguri but the hungrier she is the flatter she is, and the more she has eaten the bigger her tits.
>>2486474nopersthey should be getting bigger with each stakes she wins
>>2486482>>2486474Wait she isn't even that small, she's medium, she's 82cm, I thought she was like 77 or something. Yeah dude go for it
>>2486485Eventually she'll be her own planet
I don't know what it is, but CM day just makes me tired, win or lose.
>>2486489It's like watching a sporting event except your wife or daughter is competing
>>2486474I always preferred on-model but i might be in the minority
>>2486472>>2486479>>2486475Alright I look for VBourbon for now.
Lets Go Dodgers!
>>2486494I prefer smart teams like the Rays and Brewers.
I will use Taiki and Flower for Gemini and no one can stop me.
>>2486503If you're gonna run paces, you probably should run two anyways. Otherwise there's no way you're gonna even hit Nishino's ult.
Fuck MANT, i'm going to sleephttps://files.catbox.moe/l40xob.jpg
>>2486486She looks a lot more flat from the front, especially in her regular racewearhttps://litter.catbox.moe/t5sfoby9431c50oo.png
So, Oguri OP or OP race?
>>2486512Oh yeah that hides it well
>>2486513Oguri OP
>>2486513I've got a crazy idea. Mob OP. I'll even do a race for it.
>>2486513>>2485437Pic related
>all cards are orange>summer camp>no rainbow>double whisle>still no rainbow>give up
>>2486524Whistles do nothing, just like specialty priority
>>2486513The Devourer devours devour.
>>2486445Sorry anon I just kinda butted in the conversation. Didn't realize you were new to the mode, sorry to come in swinging like that lol
>>2486512Yeah I'm surprised since when does Oguri have all that. In the anime too she's surrounded by big titty bitches so she looks small in comparison(Creek, Inari, Belno, Norn, you could even count Obey)
>good run>mood: down (great > good)>skin outbreak>immediately triggers (good > bad)YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME WHY CAN IT DROP YOU BY 3 FUCKING MOODS IMMEDIATELY?
>>2486261Well I think you're a BIG BOY
>>2486505>you probably should run two anywaysHow do you figure?
>>2486535Nishino's ult requires you to be in a challenge mid-race. You can't be in a challenge if no one is close to you. Having another pace at least guarantees that there's someone else to compete with outside of weird scenarios like everyone else bringing ends.
>>2486524>give upSTOP DOING THIS!!
>>2486542You can't stop me, Chrono.
>>2486539I would say you're fine running a solo pace because you need to be 3rd which means fronts in the room ahead of you which is likely to give you someone to challenge from the tailing fronts, with either your own fronts or with ends who're try to help out if lucky pace isn't enough to win
>MANT dropped>everyone mocked at Seriru's shop item tier>specifically Scholar Hat for fast learner being must buy highest tier>and whistles at the bottom of the barrel>don't trust him guys, this dude is spreading "misinformation" !>present time>all these guys vanishedWTH, whistles are absolute garbage.
>>2486550Whistles are amazing for fixing summers, and the hat is a luxury item you can't always afford without bricking your run.
>>2486547I'm running pace and two ends, Budding Blossom basically never hits without other paces, but then again room comps are super weird. Even if you bring two, sometimes you get "lucky" paced out of it which sucks. I can't catch the fronts, I simply can't. Not with my pace at least.
>>2486550I don't think whistles are garbage I just got unlucky. And the hat is still way too expensive in 95% of runs to be worth buying.
>>2486550I don't watch umatubers and I don't get into debates over them either. I was able to pick up on what's good and what's not naturally just by playing the game.
>>2486550I like whistles though. They are anti-brick
>>2486550Just saying the /v/ guide puts the learner hat as a priority
>>2486555Yea, it's going to be a clusterfuck with Cheer King getting fucked if you go above 6th while Paces need to be 3rd for Blossom. Only Fronts don't have to deal with that, which is just another time they're privileged
>>2486567I will say Cheer King doesn't feel mandatory at least, in the sense that you can win even if the ult doesn't go off, but it'd be nice if it was less of a gamble with so many ends and the fact that you still want your mid-race.
just woke up, who won the stakes?
>>2486572You'll never guess.
>>2486572Nurgle
I guess I am extremely unlucky with whistles. I can count on one hand the saves made from whistles during a trash summer training, out of 100s whistles. Most of the time, it just reshuffled into another garbage training.Scholar hat is situational. Early game, is a pass. Late game is a gem.
>>2486576there's so much shitflinging on stakes day I can never tell
>>2486579XOguri
So Maru didn't get a third crown for her birthday?
>>2486581lmao I guess that explains it
>B league finals >Come second>The other two a double debuff metafags>The one who beat me looks like he either retired at 2/5 everyone or got as unlucky as I did to not get one 3/5I thought this was meant to be comfy?
>>2486583Don't get me wrong, it was entertaining as fuck. But yeah, 100 more years of dark ages
>>2486587>CM>ComfyCome on now
Gonna make a new bread soon
>>2486583Yea, my Digitan collected 3 silvers and a bronze in various rooms she entered but the only chance to stop the XOguri menace was either Smaru or Chococlanker
>>2486587Did you not see the absolute meltdowns over the past few days?CMs are only comfy in round 1
is king's ult really the best thing for end closers in cm14 because the conditions on this thing seem like a fast track to giving yourself conniptions over someone deciding to move slightly too far forward in the blob of backliners for half a second
>>2486593Go for it
Are the event points based on fans you gain during a career run?
>>2486596The actual best thing is straightaway spurt which you can't fail outside the wit check, king ult is just there as a bonus bit of accel
>>2486567>>2486555stop it you're ruining what I thought was going to be a good lineup and I can't go back to the parent mines now to switch off pace
>>2486598final score, not fans
>>2486598Your runs Score+ bonus for epithets
>>2486591>>2486595Yeah but I don’t expect to run into some double debuff metafag who probably threw A league to get into B finals. Somes up my luck this whole CM though I suppose.
>>2486587You should always aim for A finals due to higher rewards even on a total blowout.
>>2486598No, it's your overall rating at the end of the career and whatever multiplier from leveling up the relevant cards + using the trainees.
>>2486602Pace can still win but it's sort of difficult because you need to build for both fighting off end heavy rooms (angling) and build for catching fronts (NSM and probably something else I forget).
>>2486609Yeah, there's no way I'm getting Angling on a Pace.
>>2486607I was, my A league round two was basically all win the first two lose the next three. It was rather infuriating.
>>2486598Yeah. You should buy glow sticks whenever you see them in the shop and you should use all your borrows to earn more event points. It might take a while, so make sure to trade shoes between careers and maybe send a wuv you or two
>>2486607Even on a 0-40 blowout?Happened to me once, never again.
>>2486530it happens, no worries
>>2486587I snuck into A finals and lost against whales without med S. I'm fucking depressed.
>>2486618The DAHBY goes to the luckiest after all
>>2486616He means for finals. Silver A is better than Gold B
>>2486622>canonically a mickey mouse cuplol
new thread when
>>2486626Oguri ate the new bread
>>2486624I mean, yeah, but "aiming for the finals" always comes with a risk of not getting anywhere at all. I prefer sandbagging into a guaranteed 600 carats stimulus bonus
Hey, the Taurus cup is still technically ongoing until tomorrow, right?
>>2486629Pardon, meant "aiming for *A finals"
>>2486625>He didn't proc super lucky 7 irl
>>2486630Technically yes but actually no.
>>2486630Yeah but what are you aiming at? The race is predetermined.
>>2486639Yeah the race already occurred, finals is a 24 hour matching period.
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2056933370966471005The hell is that?
SEXhttps://x.com/Yurika_VG_cos/status/2056065137585602561
>>2486639I'm mostly just asking because I'm currently baking.Doing some last minute touches on it and looking for a new Oguri pic now.
>>2486644this shit is so cringe
>>2486643>Obelisk the tormentor is uma world's satanbased
SEXhttps://x.com/AmiAmi_English/status/2056912524403179647
>>2486644this shit is so based
>>2486647Do bwoguri, it would be the funniest OP
>>2486644Wait a minute ....
>>2486652HNNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHH DANTSU
>>2486652I don't need to spend more money on Uma stuff today. And I won't.
ok now that ive done 4 glue careers i need to do a real one at least up to the Dahby
>>2486655My brain's blanking on what that is. That's a promising sign. Catbox it, I'll use it.
>>2486655There was intense seethe when it was used as an OP even WITHOUT the XOguri stakes angst
>>2486655>>2486662please do not
Do it, I want to see seethe
>>2486665Check your club chat for that
Give me a few minutes and I'll make a shitpost image
>>2486666>everyone posting about their winscouldn't be my club, gigasatan
>>2486664It's this.https://litter.catbox.moe/00qsyeix0al7eei6.pngI think it would be REALLY funny but i don't want a melty after a good thread.
>>2486668Okay bet
bake a new snack
>>2486671Eh, good thing I have backups then.Was it Ashen Miracle(XOguri) or regular that won?
>>2486474We don't mind but after you're done can you draw Suzuka with fatter tits for my danchou?
>>2486674Xoggy, first consecutive queen of the stakes.Now continues the dark age of uma musume. Lets see what the anon cooking up a shitpost cooks up
>>2486674Ashen Miracle
>>2486681If I fucked up OP, let me know and I'll redo.
xogger is my oshi
>>2486474Always approved.
