:)
>>2489085Its 291 nigga its fair
>>2489083uhhh any words for this thread sjokztranny? made at 288>>2489089thread was made at 288 you are genuinely retarded kys
nolinkGODS win againlinkredditors on suicide watch
>>2489095>uhhh any wordsI Serve BCG
>>2489083that's AI
>hated russians : 256k at the biggest tournament so far, 1st place>hated russians + saudis + dane : 120k at biggest tournament so far, 2nd place>vitality : dodged them, 12.5k, 6th place>f0ze : dodged them, 5k, 12th place
How is falcons so good they can win 4v5?
based poorbrocreating a new thread so our dogshit devices dont lag too much
it's not even hardware that lags, shitty software like furryfox can't handle it
any of tomorrow's games even worth watching?bcgame might be the only one I have bit of interest in
>>2489146
>>2489117does the thread lag when it's too long?
>>2489155that's friday for me
>Linkshttps://counter-strike.net/https://hltv.org/https://liquipedia.net/cs>TournamentsCS Asia Championships [May 20th - May 24th]IEM Cologne Major [June 2nd - June 21st]
Rape Dodger Edition>Linkshttps://counter-strike.net/https://hltv.org/https://liquipedia.net/cs>TournamentsCS Asia Championships [May 20th - May 24th]IEM Cologne Major Stage 1 [June 2nd - June 5th]>Previously>>2472959
s0mple is like the Lebron of cs, insufferable fans keep supporting him even with empty stats like 20 kills in a loss and hes not even the best player of his era
>linkfags eternally seething about the hippo kwab
>>2489459Newfag
>>2489459i think you got it backwards bro
>>2489496Falcons shills pajeet paid by the saudis
>>2489510Nah it's some schizo vatnik. Or chikaner.
>>2489496pretty sure the last one didn'tprobably should've tho. He's getting more attention than any other player rn
This is the best major build up ever. All of the top 5 teams have identity and character. No teams like Mouz or Heroic ruining it.Even though Vitality will win you can delude yourself into thinking one of the other teams have a chance.It's perfect.
>>2489543i'd say something like 50% vitality, 15% spirit, 15% navi, 5% falcons, 5% furia, 10% spread between rest
#LETSGOLIQUID#LIQUIDWIN
>>2489543yeah it really feels good seeing Navi resurgence and Mouz decline this year
>>2489543Lol Mouz's identity was literally David vs Goliath in the first half of 2025. You're just one of those hltvddit parrots.
>>2489726if your "identity" is based on your relationship to someone else you have no identity
>>2489741that "someone else" has been brutally dominating the scene for almost 2 years now
>>2489744you're one of those normies that you talk to for 5 minutes and then realize they've been just saying random shit the whole time not even listening to you
>>2489746nice fantasy you cooked up hltvdditor
>>2489726literally no one likes Mouz, you can cope about it all you want
>>2489825Question was about identity, not popularity.
>>2489553I just don't want falcons to win the major. Besides the blood money saudi shit, i dont want niko to win a major. Its so funny to me that he's the only top player still major-less
>>2489870semanticsbeing constantly called auraless by zoomers pretty much means the team has nothing going for them, no identity except just being a tier 1 team, they're boring as fuck. the few neutral fans they may have had during 2025 abandoned the after that Cologne "performance".
>>2489945abandoned them*
>>2489945Yes, I don't root for them either. But to say they didn't have an identity is plain wrong.
mouz identity? having 0 fans
damn blud imagine having less than 0 fans>inb4 people were watching the other teamcope
>>2490133jL changed this thoughwe are officially #TeamMouz
>>2490133We the Jewish community fucking LOVE Spinx
I hate the Danish so fucking much
no jimi = no moussies
NRGGERSLETS FUCKING GO
LIQUID IS SO BACK
>lucyFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2490395would she complain if I simped over her in twitch chat?
>>2490395God I wish I was sensually worshipping her 6 in medium thickness gock under her skirt while she worked.
>>2490351>NRG player Alexander "br0" Bro has been ruled out for the remainder of the CS Asia Championships "due to a family emergency," the North American organization has announced.Nigga how many family emergencies do danedogs have? Wtf?
I like Torzsi but NRG winning would be incredibly kwab'd
>>2490412Mommy Lucy has such an incredibly soothing voice.Our true Hag Queen.
NT NAFFA
kwab
>osee getting jumpscared on A-site by a five stack walking thru donutlmao
Why are mouz even worse now?
>>2490497spinx protesting jL
LIQUID DOUBTERS: MIA
>>2489944it is pretty funny yeah
>>2490497they came up with a pretty retarded fucking plan it killed whatever team spirit they had left
KEK
damn siuhy goated call
dr mario too good
imagine going to chinayuck
>>2490652We will ALL be present at IEM China
>>2489944>blood moneyhello r*dditsaudis are assholes making the scene worse, but your pearl clutching is fake and gay
I hate falcons because I hate mudslimes. Simple as.
>>2490703also a fair and honest reason
>>2490152>trusting these when half the web is bots
>>2490712If any team is going to viewbot their matches, it's going to be falcons.
Just bought a logitech superstrike
>>2490727The day I believe mouz is one of the top watched teams is the day I die. There are currently 5 top teams that I can believe people tune in to watch, in this order.NaviVitalitySpirit FalconsFaze
>>2490729Also Furia, should probably be either above Faze or close to it, since that regions has a strong CS presence.
>>2489944>muh blood money
>>24907281. zowiebig ass gap2. logitechbig ass gap3. razer
Why the fuck does my google chrome sometimes crash when i have a twitch stream running at 1440p? Don't tell me to google, already done that.
>>2489944SIDF did not like this post
>>2490762Just use youtube like a normal person nigga
EZ FOR LIQUID
Mouz won btwI've noticed this pattern so many times. Mouz lose the first map, everyone chimping out. But then they win the series and not a peep.
>>2490753The last Zowie mouse I tried was so uncomfortable, the FK2 I think. I went on an adventure using pulsar mice for a bit but damn their QC is dogshit and the mouse coating is too slippery.Back to Logitech for me.
Mommy Lucy looking just radiant today.>>2490792I've been using the S2 symmetrical for almost a decade now. Last one gave out a few years ago so I bought another piece of the same model.Logitech G403 started double clicking for me within a year and a half.
Lucy is not a man.
>>2490791we talked about thispeople either dislike them (hence only the negative comments when something bad happens to them) or don't care about them. that's why nobody is celebrating.also, for a supposed tier 1 team even losing a map to NRG with fucking daps is already a failure, so haters are in the right here
>>2490800She isn't but I wish she had a nice thick cock.
>>2490803Yes in this instance it is clown worthy, I was just pointing out a general trend.
would have sex with that chinese foid
>>2490805Just imagine sitting on her lap and she holds you like a baby, gently stroking your back as she works. You peacefully doze off on her shoulder. Bliss.What does her tattoo say? Reverie?
>>2490791holy shit guys! mouz beat... nrg with daps standing in 2-1
GOAAAAAAAAAAAT
this could be s1mple's last big tournament match everBCG has no invites after this
We're watching the chinx rape the ninjas.
>>2490841Are they fine if they beat Pai?
We make fun of failcl0wns but bbcgame are doing basically the same thing but 1000x worse.
>>2490850No, they are currently almost out of top 100, with a win they're #70. They'd need to at least make the playoffs to get some half decent rank for tier 1.5 LANs
Taz should've just taken this spot. What the fuck are they thinking
>>2490854Difference being BC game are going full retard and don't even pretend they want anything else than a free ad in tournaments, Falcons actually want to win and have a roster capable of winning (at least on paper)
>>2490873Now yes but initially I definitely think they tried to replicate the falcons "put all stars together" formula and failed miserably.
nippers...
Nuke's outside walls should have 8 damage per M4 bullet bodyshot.Should be helpful for clearing the nigga hiding behind vents.
We just need to face the facts guys. S1mple and electronic were never good.
>blood moneykek not redditors but assblasted yuros
our chiggas are throwing
i thought nip was swedish
i want nocries
bbc games...lost
the commentators in the lvg game are extremely racist
Why are they there?
>>2490961DEI hires
>>2490961le goat awper is 13-11 btw
>have moorberian on your team>losekwab
we hate simple here for being ukranian
haters?
i hate s0mple for being ugly
>>2490979No need to falseflag here nigga.
It's okay scrunk will analyze this loss and they'll bring it back.
can senzu get top 20 this year?
Senzu is wasting his time.
such a clown show
Bro they lost to fucking USPs LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sad to see the goat like this. The war and his long break from navi completely buck broke him forever.
nocries would 1v9 carry this btw
Everytime they cut to paiN, that fat guy keeps laughing at the goat...
zygoat would never
BCG should be called Pain instead
The GOAT needs to leave this BC Game cringe and just take a paycut to an actual real org. His career is still salvageable.
IT'S MAKING YOU CRY EVERY TIMEYOU GIVE YOUR LOVE TO ME THIS WAYSAYING YOU'D WAIT FOR ME TO STAYI KNOW IT HURTS YOUBUT I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHINGMY HEART JUST CAN'T BE FAITHFUL FOR LONGI SWEAR I'LL ONLY MAKE YOU CRYMAYBE I'D CHANGE FOR YOU SOMEDAYBUT I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I FEELWISH I WAS GOOD, WISH THAT I COULDGIVE YOU MY LOVE NOWBUT I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHINGMY HEART JUST CAN'T BE FAITHFUL FOR LONGI SWEAR I'LL ONLY MAKE YOU CRYI NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHINGMY HEART JUST CAN'T BE FAITHFUL FOR LONGI SWEAR I'LL ONLY MAKE YOU CRY
I mean I'm not gonna focus on scrunk, he's their analyst and he should've never even played but the other two niggas....
Swedebros...
damn, NiP is getting RAPED by a bunch of crossdressing Chinese men...
If even nip failed then i'm afraid for jame
emiliaGODbms and doesn't afraid of anything
Mogged by ChinaMogged by a dude who's named after Emilia from Re:zero
>>2490856>>2490850>>2490841Is it actually fucking over for s1mple?
>>2491131We all hope so.
Is s1mple still the goat? cuz zywoo and donk
I'm sorry Mongoatz, but GODquid is taking this too...
>>2491139The Mongolian FEARS the Polack
>>2491138nigga should've been retired, he's just embarrassing himself at this point
>>2491095lollmao
>>2491102>Get dropped an awp every other round>25-26grim
>no lucy for second Liquid gameno.......
>>2491163I just jerked to Jade Venus, life is good.
nt roland
oh great this caster is gonna ruin what's probably the best match today
my bald goat
Any NAFers in the thread?
>>2491182praying elige spares him some kills
GODquid
GOLIQUID
MONGODS > SHITQUID
Liquid is better on ct side anyways
no.......
GODtimate is gonna farm on CTwatch this space
VLTIMATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EZ 4 LIQUID
Liquid doubters awfully quiet right now...
RAPEDquid
>shithy and shitsMd both 3-13
I've seen these ultimate lifegames and liquid lose those every time.
>>2491229why they letting goatland down though...
>6-10Don't do that... Don't give me hope...
we're actually back
>>2491233They'll let it get to 10-10 before throwing.
THE GUATEMALAN DOCTOR
cam on boys close this thing out
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>11-11Don't do that... Don't give me hope...
>We evened out the round wins?>Time to throw
mongcucks???
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>Ultimate lifegame
GODtimate haters eternally BTFO
Malbs went from 3-13 to 17-17
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siuhy goat igl?
ALL IN LIQUID
It was Elige using his faze magic to pull off the comeback
The Bald Eagle rapes the bugs
hmmm
Liquidchads... not like this...
Ultimate's ultimate...is on cooldown
EASY FOR US
DIFFICULT FOR US
910woo
ultimate's ultimate is still on cooldown...
If god is real he will grant a second goatquid comeback
olof's accent is so funny
People really underestimate hally's impact. Reminder that they used to beat the teams they just beat in Astana.
CLUTCHTIMATE
ultimate 2 life maps?
classic liquid throw
RIP LIQUID
NA CHUDS?????
>>2491229>I've seen these ultimate lifegames and liquid lose those every time..
>>2491426well liquid always loses
Fix liquid now.
>>2491404LVG wins then they get fucked by the mongolians
didn't doubt the mongoats for a second
>>2491431+Stewie2K
I remember when NA CS was in full swing 2016-ish. holy shit we had so many personalities and top tier players, then steel and his chuds fixed that game then valorant came out and everyone moved over and now it's over
at least he's getting a bagand gets to travel around the world
>>2491446I don't think that ibp stunt was what killed it, I don't even think it contributed that much.
>>2491446Literally why did NA switch to the anime game while EU, CIS, SA and AU didn't? Is it a cultural thing
CALL ME SUS
>>2491458cs was never popular with kids in na like in the rest of the world so its harder for teenagers/adults to get into
>emiliACKQACKQ
LOSE WEIGHT NIGGA DAMN
>>2491515Skill is stored in fat.
>>2491515hope they win the major because he might not make it to the fall
ayooooooooo
>>2491547Jame time
>>2491547
kek
>>2491557bruhhttps://twitter.com/i/status/2057453031604580708
Why is Liquid so bad actually?Is is shooey's calling? Are they all washed? What's going on?
>>2491594elige refusing to kneel to vltimate
>>2491594Liquid is a parasite that feeds on skillwhenever a player joins the org, his skill gets continuously drained until he's not much different from a BOT
Why is he like that?
>>2491609russians wish they were anything but russian
>>2491611That's something that a self-hating russian speaking baltoid would say.
>>2491515fat people are so gross, i prefer to be kind so these thoughts make me feel bad but they are so disgusting to look at or be in the vicinity of their mass, their sweaty blubber and out of breath sighs between ripping chunks of food into their fat faces while desperately trying to maintain the facade that they don't actually eat to excess all the damn time and everyone just has to go along with itSTOP FUCKING EATING
https://www.twitch.tv/smooyacsCrazy fucking game
>>2491633i saw smooya outside manchester airport once and i said to my missus oh that guys a famous CS player and she asked why dont i go ask for a picture with him so i said to her he's not THAT good
jame's allowed to be pissed rnlol3v12v11v1
>>>/v/739297153Is this true?
>>2491650yes actually that all makes sense
>>2491650that nigga retarded
>>2491652smartest /v/tard
>>2491650ion car. only dumbass niggas get addicted to gambling
>>2491665>ion carWhat does this niggerbabble mean? why are you on 4chan? Speak properly
kek chinka suck
It's up
>>2491557Ancient nota
>>2491696>>2491557Dust2 nota
>>2491696>>2491698dastan immedicably went and shit on nota for first game but nothing for belchonokk for second game
>go watch a game highlight>its the tranny casterWelp that's ruined.
https://www.twitch.tv/rocketleague#VFORVICTORY
>the based chink team lost>the one with the pretend retard might go throughbad day for csglad jame managed to get his personal catamites over the line though
falcons praying pari loses tomorrow for sure
>>2491721The Lion will break Jame if they face one another.
>>2491614hey, don't get me mixed up in your incel debates
>>2491752
so easy for us
TOMORROW THEY WILL MAKE DASTAN SEETHE.
a lot of games tomorrow, teams play both final group stage and first playoffs game
>the Saudi russians + hippo keep winning not like this brosThis isn't how it was supposed to go down!!
thoughts?
>>2492007His brain must've evaporated because of all of that sunlight glazing his dome all the time. Never go full bald.
>>2492022Vitality should be thankful donk cannot join navi. They wouldn't have won half of what they won if he was there.
>>2492022Oh my god how is shiro so fucking ASS
just made im playoffs
>>2492027
>>2492216you're not any less of a statsfag than all the other retards, you know?
When is jimpphat transferring to falcons, or somethingatm only aleksib playing sux for finns
>2 week before cologne major>basically 0(zero) hype
>>2492432Because Vitality will easily win again, and Faze and Parivision suck now, so there is no good guys to cheer for. Maybe Fallen, but even then I don't really like Furia
nigga said parivision
>M80 lose>Liquid lose>LVG lose>Tyloo loseIt's over for Asia/NA isn't it? All up to thunderdownunder now......Save us Sexter.......
>>2491454ibp fiasco literally banned an entire t1 teamit's a miracle skadoodle didn't get banned else we wouldn't even get that 1 majorafter that it was all downhill, there's no pipeline for NA pros to come up
>>2491650I am yet to see a case opening result in anything but a blue.
>>2491678Not feeling confident for Asia/NA after yesterday's showing.
>>2492216ah the file.pnggot is the viewstranny
imagine going to the playoffs of a tier1.5 tournament and this is what you look like the chinks can't even fake exciting like they usually do
>>2492601looks better than this
NEW JL VIDEO ABOUT ASTANAhttps://youtu.be/S-RR92NY6D8
>>2492616zywoo being an ugly bastard doesn't tale anything away from how dejected and downtrodden graviti can look with hosts looking the samemaybe seek help
>>2492575>muh pipelineall it takes is 5 players that aren't total retards committing to each other going to a fragadelphia or the next fl0m lan, the mechanical skill is there but not the human skills because everyone is a depressed fucking loser with egos the size of their burger waistlines
>>2492758If you don't understand the importance of pipelines for a scene as a whole, you're too retarded to be arguing with.
>>2492627I don't like this guy. Something about him bothers me.
>>2492770i'm not saying it's not important it's just been the same excuse for a decade now. Americans are just retarded when it comes to cs unless you have a unique group of 5 with a shared philosophy and good mindset or at least 1 dedicated tard wrangler
>>2492830And how do you get those 5 in the first place?The more players you have in the pipeline the higher the likelihood that something will click.Something like what the Mongolz did was a 1 in a billion chance.
>>2492758No the skill really isn't here.Even puggers get absolutely raped by their european equivalents. It shows every time some foreign student or ukrainian refugee comes here and shitstomps everyone. We can't just be inherently worse at the game but I don't think anyone is going out of their way to get better beyond spamming pugs. I got to 2300 in NA, nobody even knows window smoke or A smokes on most the games I played on Mirage. I play in EU around 1900, multiple people know every jumpthrow. idk
>>2492627Tldw?Wat went wrong?
>>2492601immense levels of projection
>NAsois AGAIN saying that they would be DOMINATING Tier 1 if they wanted to...
>>2492216noted, this will be going into the spreadsheet
What's the deal with Dastan going after nota all the time lol? I get that the guy is a bum, but dastan being on his ass after every match and trying to ridicule him is a bad look for you as a coach and the org.
>>2492887>Something like what the Mongolz did was a 1 in a billion chance.its just all maaraa. if NA had a coach like maaraa, as in a great coach who is respected in the scene from his playing days with a good eye for talent and truly cares, they could have a top 10 team. NA has a good pipeline when it comes to events they just have no one who can tard wrangle 5 amerimutt aimers to relevancy. it SHOULD have been steel but hes fucked around doing a bit of everything and seems to still want to IGL. he could probably do it still though if he really wanted
i think m80 with jt+try would be top 10 liquid would still be shit tho
God recommended this today for some reasonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRSiBItLLy8>7 years ago
>>2493203he does a lot of mistakes, i mean dastan in that interview with Banks openly talked about the round and how stupid nota's play was, he had Five Seven, they stacked B on dd2 against someone and instead of waiting on site close to the tunnel exit, he wide swung like an absolute retard into 3 people and died for free. and it was map point. luckily they won the round by a 1v2 clutch but still, it's understandable.
>>2493217NA has a serious attitude/culture problem that cannot be fixed by one guy.A good coach would achieve nothing in NA since the individuality/ego-driven players would not listen to him, not enough anyway.Their mentality is at direct odds with how teams actually become good in cs.Having a handful of even-adjusted people tard wrangle even one prissy princess is a huge drain and having more than one is DOOMED.Teamplay should be the DEFAULT mode of operation in cs, but NA players seem to inherently be playing in individual mode; if you need to actively try being a teamplayer and you have a team full of guys like this you're going uphill from the beginning.Even NA comms are fucking shit, some random danish faceit 10s comm better than players circulating the NA pro scene. AND THE FAGGOT NA YOUTUBERS ACTIVELY ADVERTISE "MINIMAL" COMMSthis is so colossally retarded I don't understand who came up with the idea, some anti-social autist or some ADD-addled halftard? If you have good, effective comms it's 90% on the way of being effectively wallhacks as you'll have such an accurate picture of the information in the round. Minimal comms, FUCK YOU. TELL ALL THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE.
>>2493297>this is so colossally retarded I don't understand who came up with the ideait was fl0m, warowl and that incel austincs. The usual NA cancer.
>>2493297the amount of times I've seen NA streamers/youtubers lose rounds because a basic piece of information available to them/their team was not shared is just amazingnot like it hasn't happened in pro games too lmao
>>2493317whenever I see these guys they constantly bring up their personal brand / business things and always keep justifying their focus on those things. I mean, I get it, the culture is about "LE BAG", but when you're all like that it's no wonder you end up with a dysfunctional sceneaustincs is perhaps the only one swimming a bit against the current and shows some tactical understanding and actual interest in how to win in the game
>>2493297>>2493317lol what is this "minimal comms" thing?
>>2493297minimal comms just happen to allow for more time pandering to the twitch chat and entertainment chatpure coincidence :)
got me chinese takeout ready for falcons vs legacy
>>2493554snackies currently waiting to be devoured
>>2493297You guys are wrong, the reality is far more simple: Real prospects chose Valorant because its easier to turn and remain pro, and the payout was better since Riot was injecting a lot of money astroturfing their new game.
>>2492022based donk
cs has fugly MVPs ever since jw if not earlier
>>2493570yeah but NA was failing to deliver on prospects since before valorant, they turn out fraudulent evey time
>>2493570Valorant was a huge hit but that doesn't make anon wrong na players are still just trash desu, that's why they were only dominant in early Valorant outside of like 1 team
>>2493578fugly...
>>2493297most pros barely communicate when they play faceitthe big problem with na is that the skilled people play fortnite, valorant or whatever other game, and cs is left with the unskilled peoplethose bums dont even play 4:3, they play in 16:9 lmao
how are things going with valorant anywayviewership numbers look pretty stagnant since its inception from my gander
>touting the 4:3 meme in 2026unreal
https://www.twitch.tv/eslcsb/clip/ViscousAmazingPangolinPraiseIt-xMYuSqiCN0xLBRq9
>>2493675this.
I will be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and we won even a single series out of three.
>>2493689Legacy will rapePain will rapeTrvst
>>2493689seriously? mouz dropped a map to daps
>no capsulesHAHAHAHAHHA LMFAO THEYRE GONNA LOSE THE NY LAWSUIT
>>2493689mouz barely beat nrg with daps and b8 suck
>>2493698>dynamic pricing
>>2493698the what?
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/valve-asks-new-york-court-to-dismiss-counter-strike-lawsuit-says-people-enjoy-surprises-and-equating-loot-boxes-to-gambling-is-nonsensical/
>>2493739>people enjoy surprises. Equating slot machines to gambling is nonsense.
>>2493739>people-enjoy-surprises
>>2493744>>2493745Uhhh what happened to le land of the free?
Did I cook?
>>2493739>this is a form of child gambling according to the publicI respect the chutzpah of the Valve lawyers ngl.
>>2493757
>>2493757b8 is a 3-0, mibr easily 3-2
>>2493570>>2493655valorant is just an excuse, the same problems have existed way before it
Wanted to get some of those new navi holos but they are like 30 bucks a pop wtf. Fuck this straight up scam.
>>2493761If the things in there sold for millions of dollars, then yes.
>>2493802Valve does not assign any value to their skins the public does
>>2493808But Valve massively profits from this, and the staff responsible for designing these skins and their acquisition can definitely estimate where prices end up before they ever release anything new.
>>2493802so let me get this straight, if kinder said>we're putting one special jeffrey epstein kinder in one lucky kinder egg!and that one egg sold for a lot of money all kinder eggs are suddenly gambling?
>>2493814How is any of this Valve's fault? Their game is 18+ and adults should be free to gamble if they want to.But obviously NY laws are different and Valve has to prove that it's not really gambling.
>>2493818Is this bait? This isn't even false equivalence, this is just straight up bullshit straight out of your ass that completely ignores the entire infrastructure that Valve has built around trading skins.
>>2493826>are kinder eggs gambling?>they are if the things inside sell for a lot of money>so if something inside a kinder egg sold for a lot of money that would be gambling?>REEEE THIS IS BULLSHIT THIS IS BAIT REEEE
>>2493822Valve argues that it isn't gambling in the first place, retard.
3-0: sharks, bigadvance: betboom, liquid, tyloo, gamerlegion, heroic, m800-3: thunder downunder, flyquest
>t. chang
3-0: flyquest, thunder downunderadvance: betboom, liquid, b8, gamerlegion, heroic, m800-3: tyloo, lynn vision
>t. upside down chad
>t. bruce
>>2493912>falling for the flyquest 0-3 againthe top australian team has gone 0-3 a single time in the first stage of the major yet people will keep picking them eternally
>>2493932This time for sure, nettik is a bot
this is just polymarketcongratulations valve
>>2493937the competition is a lot better than usual so maybe, but I doubt it
0-3 sharks gaimin gladiators
You hatewatch Failcons.I hatewatch Legacy.We are not the same.
How does Broky get back to his 2024 form
>>2493980time machine
>>2493980Washed at the age of 25, what happened
>>2493947sharks have been pretty good against eu so far
>>2493995
Stickers are out wth
Falcons raping these hues kek
SURELY they will add a way for observers to not be gigaflashed in time for the major, probably before next week they'll add a command for it desu
>>2493974I hatewatch bothBut right now I hate one more than the other
nissin noodles bros....
raping
>may0nesy when the game is a meaningless playoff seeding match
whyre they playing in the dark?
>t-this doesn't countkwab
monkeys need to let go of insaniFaze needs him
Kawasaki is feeding off The Lion's faze magic. He's starting to believe....
That one play summarizes this rat.
THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION THE LION
FUCK HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THISGOD PLEASE DO SOMETHING KILL THIS FAT NIGGA
goatko is a bayonet chad
>calls m9, bayonet
flyquestsissies...
monkeybros...
>Avoids rape AGAIN
>>2493317ok then if you're so smart who are the CORRECT youtubers to watch?
>>2494075how much money did this guy spend just to look this busted
>>2494079ohnePixel
>>2494079loba
>>2494079steel
>>2494079https://www.youtube.com/@karrigan9418
>>2494077eh legacy really didn't stand a chance in the first place
zywoo gold sticker costs $50 (he is the highest)
AIEEEE the Saudi russian Danes won AGAIN
I love when insani says>It's time to go insani and drops a cool 25
>>2494087HEIL KARRIGAN
>>2494106post emI remember the b0tniggantranny spamming the faze sticker prices last year
>>2494115
https://kick.com/forg1
>>2494119wait wdym sticker priceswhere the capsules?
>>2494122they turned it into a shitcoin minigame
>>2493297SCANDINAVIAN BROTHERSWE CAN'T STOP WINNING !!!(amerimutts in the mud)
chikaner chimping out again
>it's the chicano bogeyman o algomindraped
failcl0wns winning is terrible because chikaner starts getting uppity
>>2494079thorin if you're basedmaui if you're a pseudvoo if you're a noobpol0 if you're less of a noobtri2p if you're a movement fag3kliksphilip if you're just a fag1bird_d if you're autisticsjokz for our hag queen but she doesn't upload anymore :(
>>2494119d6nkbros...
>>2494165warowl used to be based but he became lazy>>2494168kek
>>2494028it's amazing how retarded some of the changes valve have been making lately are, can't see what is happening on any exec after this one
>>2494180Gabe is just trolling from his yacht, the bastard
>>2494028I like this change. Makes me feel like I'm part of the game.
n0ss0m.........................................................................................................................................................
>>2494187Not even the worst play he's made in this series.
>>2494186it is kinda nostalgic like we're watching early csgo
legacy are resisting the rape.....
Retarded
kek monkeys
EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US EASY FOR US
#FALCONSAREHERE
nt monkeys unfortunately the hippo is too heavywe will need some heavy duty poachers to deal with him
Man the new sticker system is a straight up scam, fuck valve. The good thing about stickers was that they were easy to obtain for all teams and players, now if you want stickers of any of the top teams then its 40 bucks. And the hustler ameriniggers are already selling their stickers for 200 dollars on steam market. Retarded change retarded company.
2-0They learn their place
>>2494258>And the hustler ameriniggers are already selling their stickers for 200 dollars on steam market.lmfao what
>>2494269Check out the market. I have a souvenir usp ancient visions that was like 10 bucks and its now 50. The skincel fags are out full force.
moussiesisters?
>>2490728Okay I gotta change the skates there's something off with the stock ones
rooting for m0uz because they're the underdogs again
I remember when Pain was a serious team, they beat pooria at Austin.
MIBR are winning the whole thing.
>>2494119that ropz sticker gotta be the gayest thing i've ever seen
>>2494326ropz would beat you in a fist fight
>>2494321insani was raping so hard
>>2494326>no fun allowed
>>2494119Ropz started doing the broken heart just when he was about to leave faze for vitality. Now he's doing again... Bros don't tell me... The backstabber is coming home to faze or joining judas with the saudis....
ropz sticker is kino, the ones that try to be any more stylish than that are trash
>>2494344dubs of truth
>>2494343nigga enough of your daydreaming
>>2494321
>>2494352Thanks for highlighting the important stats.
Imagine the levels of self-confidence falcons will be entering the major with if they lose this event against tier 2 opposition.
>>2494348>Singapore major grand final>Spirit (2) vs Falcons (2)>Last map dust 2, score is 12-11 for spirit>Looking grim, niko and m0nesy are choking. All hope is gone.>Karrigan and ropz are the last ones alive>"Today I will settle my debt, master">Ropz gets a jumping AWP kill on A site>Karrigan cleans up with the AUG>They win on overtimeIts kino and you know it
>>2494361They're still Falcons at the end of the day.
>>2494365
>lucy covering mongvisionYESSSS
>>2494366
>>2494374Actually I posted this video without actually watching it and this retard put TDU and FQ in 0-3.
>>2491834I'm here to see it.
>>2494378I don't really care who wins. Who has a better chance against failcl0wns?
>>2494380MIBR overall by the looks of it.
>>2494376Lol why wouldn't he? Shitposting side you really think your shitty asutralian bum teams farming other loser australian teams and struggling against t2 chink teams is gonna somehow beat MIBR? GL? B8? Hell, even betboom and heroic. Get real nigga.
>Lose the conversion to fucking deagles, scout and a 57>Dastan immediately calls timeoutYeah, end of the road for PARIVISION. Dastan is preparing the molestation device.
>>2494387Sexter will rape so hard it'll make Nanking look like a joke.
I love mommy Lucy's voice. I could fall asleep to it.
dastan abuse incoming
this nigga is locked onto nota kek
>>2494410I feel bad for the lad, this happened to me back when I started my first job and it feels like shite. Idk why dastan gotta torture the fucking guy, just cut him already if you don't like him.
>>2494421A little bit of fame (popularity not the player) has gone to dastan's head.
>beat s1mple, the CSGOat>beat m80, NA's last hope>beat legacy, the hardest hitting SA teamall the while drinking gutter oil and eating monkey brainsimagine how well he'll do in germany, eating sausage and sauerkraut
>false>false>falseWhy are you lying?
>>2494424The Lion will reach his ultimate (the performance ceiling, not the player) from at Cologne.
FUCKING GLAWKS
bro they lost to glocks
>The glawks
kek cobra
Jame's little run ends here
The Lion raped these mongolz bums with ease 2-0
yeah, I'm thinking mongolz will put up a better fight in the finaljame's troops are having beating induced confidence issues
>>2493691Today was of course opposite day.
>nade self>kill opponentchad behavior
>Quarter finals are on the same daywadduhek
This nigga is fucking slacking.
>>2494568And yet that asshole dastan is gonna be all over nota. Fucking prick.
>>2494575kek just I as I post these 2 niggas fuck up big time
Dastan IS NOT HAPPY
Jamebros... what happened?
DASTAN IS GONNA KILL SOMEONE
Nota bros... Is this how it ends for us?
I mean nice firepower lads.
>Jame>ADR 100Balanced.
This is what happens when you take retarded faceit shitters to the big leagues.
yet another fotm team falls
russiabros...
The IGLs are top ADR lolAnd 910 is cooking so hard these days
so many niggas hating on Lucy man i wanna kill them all
lucy is possibly even worse than that pakistani caster, sounds like it's constantly on the verge of bursting out in laughter, such an annoying fucking way of speaking
I mean holy fuck.
>>2494600kill yourself simpshit commentators are always flamed but just because its a woman were supposed to shut up
It's not even funny anymore. It's the hally's donk situation, except there's no hally and no donk.
>>2494605man i would knock you the fuck out if you said that shit to me in person
>>2494604ZWEIH UPGRADED !!! HAHA LOL SPIRIT WHO ??? PARIVISION THE GOAT RUSSIAN TEAM FOREVER FUCK SPIRIT
>>2494600I'll join ya>>2494601>>2494605fuck off she's the best commentator on the scene right now
I feel sorry for jame
makazze won
>>2494610This but unironically. It's just that pv niggas can't shoot half the time.
>>2494604>>2494606This would've never happened with AWRA
nigga said halfnigga its 90%
>>2493980coochie
>>2494604>>2494606Having said that, their t-side on mirage was shit and that'd be jame's fault.
>>2494615We knew this already
Dastan reaction when?
GODDAMN MONGORIANS STOP FUCKING MY CHITTY TEAM
China is the Mongolian stomping ground
>>2494635I like how there are exactly 5 mongolians breaking it.
Senzu......What's he thinking right now.....
>b8 vs mouz>legacy vs mongolzWho ya got?
This nigga is.....good?
>>2494645m0uzm0ngolz
Wait so the Mongolz just got into play-offs in a LAN, and now they got to get to the play-off arena to play on the same day?And why is there TWO play-off quarter finals being held today at the same time? Are they in the same arena with the same audience wtf
>>2494653996
>>2494370which match is this from?
>>2494661Checked the timestamp on this image. Reaction image is after the first map.https://www.hltv.org/matches/2391764/tyloo-vs-falcons-blast-open-rotterdam-2026
>>2494647good? nah, he's insane
>>2494628AW COME BACK, ANY KIND OF FOOL COULD SEETHERE WAS SOMETHING AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUAW COME BACK, YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEI WAS WRONG, AND I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOUI WAS WRONG, AND I JUST CAN'T LIVE...*GUITAR RIFF*
>>2494669Some might say he's insane-y
>>2494628>nota exiled to Siberia>xielo sold to a traveling circus>belchonokk forced to watch Liquid scrims
>>2494675>belchonokk forced to watch Liquid scrimsJesus Christ...
>>2494667>Checked the timestamp on this image.what
>>2494679It's my image.....
>>2494680oh...
We should give all the Parivision players new mice
>>2494685
>>2494687Zonic was right, a new mouse changes everything.
>>2494689but new mouz looks pretty good...
>>2494692(the team, not the peripheral)
I am a fan of heavygod, xertion, spinx and flamez
>>2494697based american patriot
he needs to get replaced
>donk sticker mogging zywoo
Where can I even see the stickers?
>>2494738sticker shop in the major hub thing in game. it has the most expensive stickers listed at the top
>>2494743>in gameIs there a way to have a looksie outside of the game? I don't have it installed.
>>2494745i dont think so. this is the best i can do for you mate. i'm sure some autist will make a site that shows prices at some point
>>2494748We are all buying FlyQuest stickers btw
>>2494745https://csgoskins.gg/tournaments/2026-iem-cologne/sticker
>>2494748Thanks
>>2494752Tanks
>>2494748>m0nes1retarded
>>2494750No we stan TDU now#thunderdownunder#havesexincel#sexter
>>2494757It's m0ne81 actually.
I got a couple of fut and liquid stickers before they got pumped to hell
>>2494757yup the 1 is undeserved
>>2494758I can't wait to see TDU eliminated
>>2494760I don't get it, are stickers in limited supply?
:crying:
>>2494757https://xcancel.com/CS2News_EN/status/2057638960935866774he respects his elders
Jame and 'Woo's stickers are so fancy, I like it
Every nigga uses this as their "O".
fr we be waiting for ohne to rate em all
Wow the cologne stickers are so expensive, I wanted to get some. I hope they're cheap in a few days...
>>2494763No, but valve added a retarded shitcoin esque scheme where the price increases based on demand. That why donk's signature sticker is like 1000 bucks right now.
Some niggas didn't even try
>>2494780They won't. Skincels got all over this fast. Some bought donk stickers for like $200 and are now celebrating on reddit and twitter that the sticker is now $1000, what do you think these people are gonna do when the trade lock expires? That's right, list it for $1000 on the steam market.
I like this chubby motherfucka like you wouldn't believe.
>>2494789>mzniho
>m0NESY still thinks about his ex...NiKo must be furious
RIP Jimbo
bruh this paki is raping my ear with his accent
>>2494788This is fucking retarded, I just wanted some fun little stickers but now its ruined by these teenaged "investors"
>>2494798It's called the grind, uncSorry you missed out
>>2494799I invested my money in NFTs and shitcoins dumb zoomie, I'm fucking rich
>>2494801Twin can I borrow a dollar? Twin?
>>2494802hmmm...nyo
rape pee el
>>2494805broke ass nigga aint even got a dollar
>>2494795crazy that they give this pair a quarter final, pgl continue to disappoint with their caster choices after giving scrawnders back to back finals and almost all the best matches in general
>>2494827as bad as launders might be at least he doesn't have an accentthis is just atrocious
>>2494827>>2494832bastards
YoRemoving capsules is hella lameEvery major i would just buy few hundreds of em and put in my stash.Would sell them as i need cash for games/skins.No idea how to abuse this system now>be first, buy low, sell high?
JLEGEND
>>2494835think you already lost out, only burgers who were awake when patch dropped got to take advantage and set the prices
>>2494839bruh i was awake but didnt have the game installed......also no monies lol
>>2494835go invest in shitcoins and not video games you retard
>>2494835be first, be smart, or cheat
>>2494834kek
This looks nice, has tons of blue, and i want it, but>20 bux
>>2494847The holos look better than the golds but the golds are more expensive for some reason
>>2494847just buy ityou're not poor, are you?
>>2494827nah pgl is based for putting newfags obviously some of them are going to be bad but thats how you get rid of the cancer plaguing every grand final by finding someone good
>>2494848It has always been the case>>2494849>20$ to put on my gun skin, that i might not even want in futureeven thou i am steam funny moni rich, this still sounds retarded
cant believe pgl put our resident mouz indian fan on duty today so based for them
>>2494850you don't need more than 1 minute to realize that the pakistani with the grating accent and the trans girl who speaks like a retard aren't going to be the next sadokist, note that I said nothing bad about skriv and whatever the other remote caster pair is, they're alright only make some errors here and there and insist on mispronouncing some names
my biggest gripe with casters is that all of them sound the same who the fuck is skriv they all have the same english accent and same voice cadence its like they were made in a factory
Dayum jlnigga
>>2494854I stan Faze now blud.
>>2494850bro, pgl chose to give the ones you refer to the finals, when they had spunj and machine, harry and hugo, and moses and dinko available
>>2494863>harry and hugo, and moses and dinkolollmao even
>>2494863all of them are cancer we need new casters not the same boomers that plagued the industry for years
>>2494868if you prefer scrawnders to either of those you're an indian mouz fan
>>2494872we need you in a different thread
holy shit actual 1g
>>2494863for me, h&h are not any better than scrawnders, literal npc tier niggas who think they're interestingbring back my nigga sado
>>2494874scrawny is good when you're team is winning
>>2494880>scrawny is good
>>2494880scrawny is shit, he's like three steps behind the action because he just has to wax lyricalmeanwhile launders sounds like he's not even paying attention to the game
What a game
right I remembered robinson is playing with ohne todaygonna be fun when mark finally joins vitality
EASY FOR JL
>>2494902SIX SEVENNNNN
>man of the matchJL IS BACK
>>2494902
>>2494905based jgoLem propping the jews up
>>2494905
>>2494902maps doesn't matter. this is mouz vs a real team.
>>2494908>11 maps>5 maps
legacy/mongolz needs to beat mibr so insani can't steal monesy's mvp
>>2494910Paid tournament to award donk an mvp
>>2494915that was literally atlanta for zywoo but they couldn't even beat betboom
>>2494918Zywoo is already way ahead in this. It's donk who needs twenty rigged astanas to get to zywoo's amount.
>>2494921vitality chose to dodge astana
>>2494922To let donk feel like he still has a chance to catch up with zywoo. Spirit are never winning an event with vitality participating, let's be real here.
>>2494925well if vitality loses to betboom they would
>>2494926Betboom can fluke and have their "win" over vitality, it doesn't matter. Top-6 of this upcoming major is where spirit will go out.
https://x.com/parivisiongg/status/2057780739039465714
>>2494934>nota is safe>okay let us see nota>no i won't show you his bodyWhat did he mean by this?
i know you guys miss donkey and donkwooi do too, let's jerk off to him together to pass the time
.
>>2494939Man, please stop. It's weird, man. You're a grown ass adult, it's not funny, even as a joke, man.
0M0NG0L0LZ
>senzu leaves>mongols start matchfixing???
Mongolian horde lost to beaners
>
Bro falcons playing against huezilians for bronze in a tier 2 tournament would be>sad>funny
>>2494965pedoGOD
we won
Easy S-tier tournament win for the Falcooms
somehow mibr wins tournament
>>2494988'twould be cosmically funny
>>2494991How? They're insani.
>>2494994because no matter how hard Falcons tried, they failed again
jLegend will deny Falcons another trophy tomorrow
So I open the game after a long break because I see that the major stickers are out. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
>>2495023Gabe scamming the goyim again
>>2495023How much do players get per every sticker sold? I doubt they get all of it, since Gaben obviously gets a cut.
>>2495025Why the fuck is he charging 1000 (ONE THOUSAND) euros for a fucking sticker? Surely somebody in the EU parliament who was out raged over cases and consumer protection has to be going nuclear right now? Right?
>>2495032>is he chargingWho's HE?
>>2495034Gaben who is scamming the goyim again as per the anon I replied to.
>>2495032they want third party markets to die and for gambling to be reduced which is good fuck all skintards
>>2495032its dynamic pricing based on demand. the politician in EU wont give a fuck because they were pissed about the gambling not the prices.
>>2495041>they were pissed about the gamblingThen I sure as fuck hope they ban all trading cards next.
>>2495050yeah i mean this is the big argument valve has been using in their NYC case. i dont know the law in my own country never mind US law or even more specifically the laws in NYC so I couldn't say if it stands legally but it makes sense to me logically that if cases are illegal card packs should be as well.
I mean... they're surely winning this, right? There's just no way they aren't... RIGHT?
>>2495071>they're surely winning thisThey're winning 3rd place decider FOR SURE MAN
>>2495071yeah, kl1mple and insanitronic are winning this shit 100%
>>2495070I'm no gambler, never bought capsules, I just get the few sticker I want off of the market. But using dynamic pricing on goods that have the same "production cost" and are in no way supply limited to justify charging outrageous amounts of money is so much more predatory than a capsule.
okay falcons are clearly winning this event, yeah?monumental choke if they do not.
>>2495093No. They're losing to mouz tomorrow.
>>2495093>>2495071if they arent then the karrigan experiment also failedno the tired excuse doesnt work its a fucking tier 2 event and you have the second team in the world on paper
>>2495101>he KNELT to the Mongolian
>>2495093losing to this makeshift Mouz roster would be the pinnacle of comedy
>>2495108In that case who has another relative get in an "accident" first? karrigan or zonic?
>>2495110Xertion. He's been too good lately.
That's a fuckload of non-igling pari players at the bottom of the stat board.
>>2495030https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/672869045073084948Valve takes a smooth 50% of all earnings, afterward it gets divided up among the teams based on seeding. the higher the seed, the higher the cut of the remaining 50%. In the case of the 1049,49€ sticker (ignoring payment processing fees) Spirit gets 1,78% equaling 18,68€. That again gets divided up between the org and the players depending on their specific contracts. So if donk is luck he gets a couple of euros off of a 1000€ sticker.
>>2495123KEK based Gabe making a bag off of the pro scene
>>2495124These yachts don't fund themselves. Pay up anon!
>>2495123Wait so every player get some money from every single sticker sold? Just in different cuts, i.e. the money made off a single donk sticker will be distributed between all the teams, players and the organizer?I thought it goes to the player whose sticker is purchased after Gaben and TO get their slice.
>>2495128>Wait so every player get some money from every single sticker sold?That's how I read it. >50% of total Major Shop and Major Pass revenue is shared as royalties with the tournament organizer, teams, and players. The chart below shows how that 50% is distributed.>>2495123Turns out I didn't even read properly:>Note that for each team position, half of the royalties are shared with the team organization, and the other half is split equally among the five players.donk gets a BIG, FAT 1,87€ off of his 1049,49€ sticker (discounting payment processor fees and taxes) lmao. This shit is straight up robbery.
Holy fuck lol.
its almost like valve is terrible as a game dev and company but they released a controller that screams when dropped xD dont mind the price and that it has the same or worse tech as chink ones
im not going to read what you wrote but the point of the money change is that teams who finish top 4 get more money than BIG who went 0-3
>>2495149The Valve hardware stuff seems pretty well done. The real scam is their digital goods. I doubt there is a single product in the world that has as high of a profit margin as these major stickers.>>2495154What?
hmmmmmmmmm..... I'll buy some.
>>2495158>< would go hard with some anime skin
>all national
>>2495165heh
>>2495159Too bad it's another case of major stickers that don't scrape well...
Somehow there are 5 danes in top-10, i don't know how.
>Spinx: "Everyone is suffering because of the Vitality era, every title you can get is important"hahahahahaget fucked overrated baiter fraud
>>2495175I need this nigga to lock in against Falcons
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelGET IN HERE
The bald eagle blessing us with his opinionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YahjYgJeBHo
>>2495108who then lose to legacy lmao
>>2495290exactly lol
I'm fucking done with this shit game.I'm going back to Counter-strike Nexon Zombies
>>2495158can you rotate these?
>>2495403Yes, like all stickers
If the hippo avoids rape again I’m gonna have a fucking crash out. No man should ever be this powerful.
>>2495471DONT GOOGLE THE SERIAL FAILURE THAT IS THE VITALITY LOL TEAM VITABRO!!!
>>2495581One more CS/RL major then we buy out T1
>>2495590>As of May 2026 Comcast has a market cap of $88.59 Billion USD>SK Telecom is worth appropriately $14.3 billionIdk famalam no matter how much money that jeet billionaire investor pumps into Vitality I doubt he can outbid these guys who seemingly also do it for the love of the game. To be honest Faker alone is probably rich enough to buy up Vitality.
>>2495616this cutie patootie should get that stamped on his butt
>>2495616OHNONONONO DONK GOLD AUTOGRAPH STICKER INVESTORS WE HAVE LOST 25% VALUE
>>2495158I was hoping it would be clean team logos again. Budapest stickers are also like this, and there is no clean Parivision logo sticker yet
>>2494834benchod bloody bitch basterd
>>2494848Because those "dynamic" prices are fake and regulated by Valve manually.
m0nesy, xantares, woxic and niko, are the only players with good stickers. the other 90% have the same vibes of a white woman tattoo and the other 10% are mid
>>2495101>>2495107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27kgMoCb1to>senzu said to simple
>>2495616"donk" is such a good nickname from a brand standpoint, phonetically it sounds nice, you can use it as a verb, easy to remember and say. If Spirit ever gets an era I wouldn't be surprised if his stock goes to the moon and we see him attached to products unrelated to gaming.
>>2495722ts is hilarious
go make your own faggot league thread elsewhere >>>/trash/
ropz smiling like its his first day on earth
There should be a limit to how much ammo you can have in these.
ohneSnitchzel
falcons and spirit are already on top for not being cuckolds who dodged astana, the biggest T1 tournament of the year thus far
we are live ohnebrudis ^^
>valve points
>>2494902MOUSSIES PLEASE!!!!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!!!! JLEDDITOR ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN!!!!!!!
>>2495088Pretty sure some walmarts tried the whole dynamic pricing schtick.
>cucked into shilling for hated (((mouz))) out of hipposeethekek, my jewies got em cooked
monesybros we're finally winning a tournament
part of me wants mouz to win for the my mousies :) poster
Ropz is trolling
ohne farming ropz for months of shorts content
robin 2 kool
>>2496026
it's uphttps://youtu.be/1MsgHud1IxM
so this is the best polish player in the last decade?
why is faze indiaphobic?
>>2496357>>2494862
>>2496313Crazy how Mario seems way smarter than SPUNJ
>>2496463how is that an answer you mongrel? why are they indiaphobic?
>>2496536Literally no one knows what you're talmbout nigga
>>2496547what you on bout cuh?
>>2496547So you're not gonna explain what you mean? Retard.
>>2496547sybau
>>2496595ain no one can help you then lilbra
>>2496595Keep moving yt boy this ain't the place for you
>chinese botnet rootkit anticheats are now bricking peoples hardwarebased valve
>>2496547oldhead blud really be seething about the non hard r n kwab
>>2496643cheaters should be executed with no appeal
>>2496651Why yes I too would like to install a rootkit that will brick my entire PC in case of a false positive
>>2496676seething cheater
>>2496517well duh, he's a doctor after all
https://youtu.be/FZeengGWg78
>>2496676>rootkit anticheatswhy do you think valorant anti-cheat is better than valve's?
>>2496685It is kind of funny that SPUNJ was a literal plumberIt's honestly a shame that malbs got sent to Liquid for what I assume was decent paycheck for G2. Imagine him as the on command sacrificial entry he is in the place of MATYS.>>2496709>why do you think valorant anti-cheat is better than valve's?It isn't tho.
>>2496651>install the rootkit goy>t. chinese controlled companyno thanks
>>2496721>>2496682
>>2496725t. raped and rootkitted cuckslave
>>2496729seething brown cheater
>>2496719>It isn't tho.just say you don't know
>it's too hard to develop server side anticheat so just install this chinaglowie malware goyi'm so glad valve hasn't given into this cancer
>>2496732Yes daddy Tencent please install more malware on my PC in exchange for me being allowed to play a mediocre DotA/CS clone.
>>2496732>implying i play botnet video games>implying i use shitware like windowsgood goy, defend the chinese megacorps and their malware
You know what, you're right, we shouldn't ruin people's $6k DMA cards
valve dont want to kill vitality era and donk rating yet
boiling raped rootkitted frog cries out : it's not so hot, i'm glad the cheaters are getting owned!
are you disgusting rage bait fags just mashing together words you don't know?this is sad even for american hours
>>2496073What has ropz under his lest eye? Seems to be new. Apex has also something on his left eye in his vlog.
>retard doesn't know what a rootkit or kernel is
><60adr in my past 5 matchesdid my age just catch up to met. 37 unc
>call out rage bait faggotry>thread sleeps for two hoursit's that easy, anons. Start gatekeeping
>>2497016cheaters should still be killed though
>>2497020not gonna disagree with thatbut all accusations itt are usually schizo babble
If God is real, he will punish karrigan tonight for his trespasses.
hope torszi shows up today, I have 30 pieces of silver riding on this!
Had a crazy ass upper day so I might not be awake to see this but I'm praying the mice pull through today because if not then falcons will dogwalk the monkeys.
>>2497359Another troon raped by our IGL. Sad!
https://x.com/JesperLarsen222/status/2057991814049579058kkkwab
It'll cost hundreds to slap a bunch of stickers on all the main guns damn
>>2497796Yeah I'm not gonna engage in this blatant scam from valve. I'm sticking to the old stickers.
>>2497020>>2497051>>2497016enjoying your rootkits?
>It's Brock, Sir. Edward Brock Jr. I come before you today... Humbled... And humiliated... To ask you for one thing: I want you to kill Finn "Karrigan" Andersen.
karrigan sucks dick and eats shit yet falcons are still doing well with himthat makes it even more humiliating for teams they beat
>>2489070IT'S TIME IT'S TIME >IT'S FAL-CONS-TIME !!!
How will magog react if The Lion avoids rape yet again?
LET'S GO F(AZE CLAN)ALCONS!*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
I got a 240hz 4K OLED monitor recently and it has a 480hz 1080p mode as well.I genuinely can't tell the difference between 480hz and 240hz and yes I get over 480 fps. Is the difference extremely minimal or is it cause I don't have 10k hours in CS
Zonic buying himself another year with this mickey mouse cup
The Lion just got raped on pistols
The Lion just raped them on the conversion
N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO N1KO
>MOUZ collapsing againI'm closing the stream nigga. Useless fucking team.
>>2497954the cams are delayed by like 30 seconds lmao its funny how locked in they look after dying or winning the round
the lion gets his site raped by tec9s
AIEEEEEEEEEEE NOT LIKE THIS HIPPO ANTIS
I just lifegamed on Ancient. I fucking love Ancient so much, far and away the best map, Im on a fucking high after that lifegame.
WHERE'SVERTIGO
>>2497979where's traini have 100% winrate on train in officials
>>2497882Amen
>>2497976wrong thread but i personally dont care so gj anon. what position did you play and what was your k-d
LOL
kawaski.........................
NICE MAKSIM
kaya sou kay
uh oh danedog xisters, not like this......
>>2498016XD
falcons bullshit being cooked by teses
>paco cucked into shilling for (((mouz)))kek
They were 1:4 on falcons against glawks. What the fuck
aieeeeeee save me danish hippo kek>>2498020thank g-d
>m0NESY when it matters
The Lord finally listened to our prayers lads. The hippo's reign of terror ends here.
>>2497996Does anyone even post in that other thread?I went 23-5 we won 13-5. I had 134 ADR. I did have a better rated Mirage game once where I went 28-11 with 157 ADR which was probably my actual life game, but I hate mirage, so I dont even remember what I did.I am 14k on premier with 1200 hours.
>>2498028dont compare that fraud with godky
>the boys psyop
>>2498032>reign of terrorthe only team he can terrorize is his own
Now comes the T side, The Lion's playground...
>>2498039KWAB!!!!!!!
I-I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK XERTION!!!!I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT!!!!
13:7
>>2498045jej
T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES T1SES
Nevermind it's 13:5
jLegendDaddy
>>2498042-ack!
>>2497946>Is the difference extremely minimalyeah frame time decreases less as hz goes up>60Hz16.67 ms>120Hz8.33 ms>144Hz6.94 ms>240Hz4.17 ms>360Hz2.78 ms>540Hz1.85 ms
>>2498033Ancient is also my favorite map, having a good cave player and aggressive mid players makes for the absolute most fun matches ever.
>>2498065Oh I forgot to answer your question. I was playing B cave, pretty aggresive, throwing that molly on cat to here them tick through it if they rush cave, while I push up all the way to the T entrance. My duo partner is a mid player so I sometimes play mid if the team is struggling, but basically in that lifegame I was mostly shutting down their B rushes almost single handily.Im blogging now, but I just got this feeling one round they would go A, so I went A and then shut them down on A too, most satisfying CS game I ever played. I hated this game like 3 days ago.
rape dodgers, our reply?
kek retardesy
not our map pick, doesn't even matter
No...
oh theres a crowd?
eeeeee
>>2498101kiyobros...
>>2498103>0.68ALMOST
major mvp diff
>they only won 5 rounds against spirit in a bo3Now do you niggers believe that Astana was rigged?
>>2498101NICE EXIT KILLS ILYA!
>>2498080Yeah the molly+nade combo for lane is really strong and you can get loads of kills after by underhanding a flash out of cave and swinging all the cunts rushing into b site after they rape your useless b anchorIm a solo q mid player and i usually have to bully my teammates into playing the way I want. Just wait until youre 25k premier and all the other red ranks still play like retarded bots
If you can't play Mirage you can't even theoretically compete in a bo5.
no refund btw
Why does he wear the beanie everywhere? He can't be that fucked up
CS "pros" still dont know game theory...
>>2498136At this point he would even care about being bald. The problem is hes 5'2
>>2498136>He can't be that fucked upHe is
>>2498101i refuse to believe any team can win a trophy with karrigan rn. he is by far the worst player in tier 1, nigga can't hold a mouse to save his life. ok he calls well but you're playing 4v5 every game. maybe donk could make up for it, maybe.
karrigan is so shit kek, i can't believe he raped your favorite team in the past
>>2498158cloud9
>>2498101>0.56impressive
no way falcons loses vs jl + 4 bots
>>2498183JL+ 4 bots vs. Karrigan + 4 bots
ksk goat
36 year old young talent
rigged for bo3slopits all so tedious
just woke up and see karrigan fragging outpretty good start to the dayhow'd they fuck up map1?
>should be monsey>is monesy>should be sphinx>is spinx>should be kerrigan>is karrigan>should be torsi>is torzsi
KarriBEAST
you actually heard the crowd there
m0NESOY woke up
hasbarabros.... not like this
i just LOVE being flashed
is donk the first star player whose name is easily verbable
we need to win 13-2 to outdo spirit
>>2498224swag
>>2498227We will lose 13-9
>>2498229noun not a verb
>>2498154my only semi realistic cope is because of their higher fire power on falcons and once they get in the flow of the basics of karrigan's system he won't need to do as much micro stuff he can put more energy into his mechanics, there was those like 6 months on faze where he grinded his mechanics and could actually shoot back and it didn't feel like he was going to lose every fight
>>249823313:10*
Star player Karrigan
>I'm not losing 2 maps to fucking mouz
>>2498234i disagree
love the flash, i feel immersed
n0ko spray....
>>249823613:11
What maps did mouz play against spirit? Dust and noke?
Can this noggas stop conceding sites? They cant into retakes.
kyxsan wouldnt let that postplant 10man alive
t0ses......
FeCeS
11-5 is the most dangerous lead
we're not losing this one surely
>>2498266for sure
is torzsi the most boring awp'er in tier 1?
Oh no
Fuck me its happening...
>>2498204>>2498161
the mice are fighting back against the revenge rape
easy for us
I can't think of anything worse than losing to m*uz
karrigan's new best friend is a beast
The Lion is having issues catching the rats...
Off the back of some retarded bullshit provided by monesy and kiosk. Just how lucky is this team lol
>>2498292Its unc's faze magic
>>2498292>lucky
>easy for uswhat's the mindraped schizo talking about
#FalconsAreHere
>>2498292it's retarded but retarded is the fattigan specialty
If mouz beat falcons on nuke then you know astana was rigged.
>>2498303#karriganIsHere*
Hippos kill around 500 people each year even though they are classified as herbivores. They are mainly grazers, but they have been recorded feeding on carrion/carcasses although. Hippos are the mammal that kills most people in Africa even though we are not on their menu
this aussie accent might be even worse than that paki accent
>>2498311>Hippos kill around 500 peoplenignogs*
Kek Paco seething about based aussies
>>2498312how is the aussie accent offensive? it's probably in the top 5 of least annoying accents
this aussie nigga sounds like he has dicks up his nose
>>2498321why is jL so antisemitic?
Easy 4 us
Flacons have barely played it
>>2498322this nigga in particularnasally as hell
>RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2498329>Flacons have barely played itbut he has
If this was Bro on Lan's Mouz I would've had some confidence on Nuke. Now I don't know.
>>2498330it's not like it's lucy levelsyou people just want to complain
>>2498340Lucy doesn't sound nasally?
>>2498340don't disrespect our queen lucy
You guys do understand that mouz is the only team that has a chance against mibr in grand finals?
>>2498343bro...
It will really depend on who starts on which side.
we're losing...
Astana was rigged.........for donk
>>2498365he needed a W when 'Woo wasn't present
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE MOUSSIES DONT HURT MEEEEEE
VAC
>>2498368>AAAAAAA XELEX-SAMA???? I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK, NOOOOOOOO
>>2498366vitality dodged the bigger tournament and choked like a bitch kek
activated kyosucky hits different
reverse rape.....
karrigan haters are masochists
you must be mentally retarded to unironically support this 40 yr fraud
CT sided, chill.
>>2498384Saying that before a falcons nuke T side? Very brave
>>2498384nahhis fans areit's all hope, cope and torture for me
>>2498384
fucking n0ko failing again
>>2498394it's always those retarded smoke playssometimes it works sometimes it doesn't
>>2498391He beat aimclub and those motherfuckers must've been good shooters.
>subdues zonic>fixes kyosucky>rejuvenates monesy>lets teses playhe just needs to reign niko in - the biggest task yet
>lets go falconssoulless bugs
You need like 9-10 (not the player) on CT to be competitive on nuke.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT LIKE THIS
>>2498402They're saying let's go mouz, it's just the accent.
Karrigan is fucking 8-3
>>2498409don't look at xertion
NICE RENE
I can't understand how m0ne81 doesn't hit the s1mplest fucking shots.
Kek based chinks are actually chanting easy for falcons
>>2498421because he shoots as quickly as possible no matter the difficulty of the shot
UNC IS A HOT NIGGA GOD DAMN
>>2498402you know their opponent is mouz, right?chuds have truly gone insane
don't mess with karrigan and his lil' buddy
based saudis being pay piggies for white people (russians and danes)
GOAT UNC
>>2498430he's new, be nice
BASED NIKOTHE BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYED BALKANGOD REMINDS THEM OF THEIR PLACE
THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER THE GOAT RIFLER
>>2498433that'd make russians and danes basedsaudis are cucks in that comparison
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm jewbros??? our guys are getting smoked...
Aren't both niko and makazze from the same country?
hasbara has no power in asia kekyou love to see it
Heh, sorry spinx, the goyim takes this one
the comeback.....starts........NOW
not a bad pistol from team mouznow get the conversion so we at least get some rounds in this stomp
>>2498452why didn't this nigga show upwhat a fake fan
>>2498458why would he?not allowed to sell gambling to 9 year olds on a CAC stream
>>2498458He hates that jL is playing with jews.
Told ya niggas, it's CT sided.
uh-oh falKEKS...
4:3
botses lucky lifegame
Raped by tec-9s award
>>2498473hoes mad
You guys need to understand how rigged this is. (very)
>>2498473teSeS domination
NOOO IT'S RIGGED
monesy.... that's a beating (from karrigan's kind soft hands)
Just tap him though, why even hold? You aint donkropz lil bro
?????????? WHAT A BUNCH OF SHIT
is xelex actually good AND likeable?why'd he end up on mouz?
>>2498464jej
>>2498491How does anyone end up on mouz? When Jews say jump - you ask how high.
would kyxsan have bought an AK for monesy and taken a galil?
torzi you lucky you hit the second one kek
GO TESES
retard peek
WHAT THE FUCK
>>2498501god dammit
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
son
EAAASSSYYY FOOOR USSS
kek raped by tec9s AGAIN
kys mouzshits fucking retards
the tier 1 special
tec9s XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
jejarootorzsi insane 1v2
If they lose this one we're going ot.
no rape yethold your horsesI know chikaner's butthole's twitching with anticipation
#FalconsAreHere#FalconsAreHere#FalconsAreHere#FalconsAreHere
>>2498524>chikanerkeep your schizo shit on sp
fat. balding. no chin.and yet he still pulls through. absolute legend.
eat shit you filthy fucking bozgor animal
You're telling me that this wasn't rigged/scripted?>WHAT A CALL TO MAKEYeah, it's fucking rigged. Also, this event doesn't count.
kek mouztards
GRAND FINALS TWO TIMES IN A ROWWE WILL NEVER EVER GET ELIMINATED BEFORE FINALS AGAIN
>that final push from xertionlolnot even pretending there's a chance
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOT MUSLIMSNOT RUSSIANSNOT DANESANYONE BUT THEMTHIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME
never doubted in my goat rifler, my goat igl, my baby goat, my next donk and my teses
>The hippo avoids rape AGAIN
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO GOATKO
Don't worry failcl0wnshaterchadsOnly one team can stop them >>2494365
>>2498539>lifegame in semis just to get raped by brazilians in finals VERY FUCKED UP
why was it so difficult to beat the team spirit beat 26-5?
they remind them
>imagine hating karrigan for 2 years, telling him to quit faze>imagine still hating him when he finally does>imagine getting buttblasted every time falcons has a good game from now onall this time of believing is really paying off. Those sweet tears are sustaining me now
>theywhat kind of cuck sucks off a country they're not even from
>>2498548Mouz were hungarier today.
>thirdies vs thirdies game when all thirdies are asleepkek Asians hate south Americans so much
REACH OUT, TOUCH FAITHYOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUSSOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERSSOMEONE WHO CARESYOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUSSOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERSSOMEONE WHO'S THERE
>>2498550I know failcl0wns is going get raped at some point. It's going to be hilarious.
>>2498555actually fittingnew karrigan theme just landed
>>2498072>>2498044>>2498122You learn your place, falchads thrive
They would've literally lost this nuke to furia or any other team higher than furia. What a joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI
>>2498560>shoulda, woulda, couldasybau nigga karrigan OWNS you
>WE>ARE>FALCONS
>>2498539the goat rifler heard you talking shit
MIBR will rape those niggas (falcons) tomorrow methinks.
>>2498555>>2498562kino
kek raped by hated danes and hated russians for years, powerless to get revenge
haters real quiet after map 2 started
I don't get how Niko still doesn't have a major. He was the world's best rifler at one point, and he's not even a toxic teammate because all of his ex-teammates have nothing but good things to say about him. World's unluckiest CS player
>>2498575I have to admit. It's the GOAT's fault. He denied him the major.
mibr wins, insani mvp
AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE MIBR DONT WIN PLEASEEE
>>2498569inshallah
the seethe source about niko discoveredanger at uncucked serbs
I'm tired, so tiredI'm tired of having sex (so tired)I'm spread so thinI don't know who I am (who I am)Monday night, I'm making JenTuesday night, I'm making LynnWednesday night, I'm making JasmineOh, why can't I be making love come true?
>>2498539karrigan is so bad kekdeeply embarrassing to lose to any team with him on it
LMAOUZ
>frantically looking through hltv for cope materialyeah i'm thinking mindraped for years
>>2498587>SEXGOD goes to hobbit's wedding>hobbit divorces after a while
>>2498588oof checkedfailcl0wns are going to get raped by insanibrvtal
d0nks career is over after cologne kek
donk got em mindbroken>3 of top 4 are russians)))
I think chikaner might be ukrainian the way he sucks russhits off
In my restless dreams I see a new karriGOD era
>>2498603Didn't see any Ukrainian flags when THAT thread got moved to /bant.
>>2498601based they remind them
Vitality will rape absolutely everyone at the major. You niggas really just forgot what top CS looks like when a truly competent team wants to win.
Why do people pretend to hate karrigan?Is it for attention?Is it because despite being a fat chinless fuck who is bad at CS he's made millions of dollars and you're a penniless NEET?Is it other fatties projecting their self hatred?
Made In Brazil.
>>2498611>Choked hard at a T2 sloptournamenthasbarabux ran out lol
>>2498612Maybe it's magixx shitposting, seething that there's another fatso IGL in tier-1.
>>2498615>T2Irrelevant. Just like Astana and the Chinese one. At the end of the day they will rape your favorite team at the major and you will seethe at the opposite team for letting you down.
hasbara sweating as they realize they're getting attention mogged by falcons and spirit
>>2498618>tries to farm shit event>doesnt even get top 4
>hasbaraliterally no one's falling for your faggot meme brownie
You know that Simpsons episode where the advertisements come to life, terroroze everyone and to kill them everyone just has to ignore them? Thats vitality
>>2498623You making a big deal out of irrelevant events is fine. Vitality have been raping everyone for over a year and won pretty much every big trophy on top of multiple grand slams. Again, you can have this one. Just don't get mad when your favorite team bombs out or loses to them in an event that actually matters.
>T2 tournament>Vitality tied for 6th>Faze tied for 12thgrim
falconigs can only get uppity from these t3 tournaments that literally none of the other top teams (spirit, furia, vitality, navi) attended
>>2498631>i give you this one but but butlost to betboom
LOW IQ retards always fall prey to recency bias. Nothing can be done about it. >donk shits on some dead teamsWOW donk is #1 SPIRIT ARE BACK>monesy flicks crazy shots for the first time in 3 months and clutches a crazy defuse against a retiring senile 50 year old WOW HE'S BACK FALCONS ARE IN FORM>wonderful doesn't shit himself for the third time in 2 years WOW NAVI ARE BACKGod, y'all so fucking stupid you dumb fucking hltv dwellers.
would be incredibly based and funny if mibr win tomorrowunreal chikaner butthurt
>>2498640>1.6M prizepool, biggest of the year, more than double first place Vs Atlanta >T3kek, vitality globohomoed out and went to golemville and got crushed
>>2498644Doesn't matter, Vitality have a history and a trophy cabinet to back my words up and betfluke don't. You're retarded.
>>2498651just stop
give it a rest hasbarabro
>>2498651you're literally wasting time with chikaner
>y'all
defeated by hated russians )))
>>2498577>GOATHe lost that title to Zywoo and Zywoo lost it to Donk.
why the fuck did they delay game 1 hour
>>2498663Zywoo has never lost donk when it mattered. What are you referring to? Some fucking group stage game or what?
>>2498661You don't want to get into the money and earnings argument my nigga. You will lose that argument too.
>>2498668zywoo without superteam: 2 trophies in 4 years
>>2498668you're talking about a team effort. donk is clearly the more skilled player.
Donk MVP'd the biggest tournament we've had this year and people are not handling it well
>>2498668How come S1mple gets credit for making deep runs in every tournament with a dogshit team, and yet when Donk does the same thing with an even more dogshit team Zywootards think it's meaningless?
>>2498681zywootards spent years talking about how only individual performance matters. it's such a joke.
The seethe about donk is similar to the seethe about mbappe or haalandYoung extremely good players who threaten to shit over uncs favourite player and their legacy
>>2498676So what stops Spirit from assembling one? Seems like it's one of those "you problems". >>2498678>>2498681CS is a team game. Spirit and donk have failed to secure trophies and mvps playing the events that had both Vitality and Spirit present.
>>2498686see >>2498683
>>2498684maradona still goatkennys still goat
>>2498683>>2498687He still gets mogged by zywoo or ropz skill wise though. He's probably in top-3 sure. But it's been proven multiple times that he turns to tilt the moment he gets shut down and can rarely recover after. Again, this can be attributed to the overall system and spirit just not being on the same level as vitality across the board. They're, simply speaking, not mature enough. He's pretty good and the fact that spirit have won some significant trophies is a testament to that but it's also a FUCKING FACT that donk is far from being a full package player like ropz or zywoo.
>>2498696see >>2498683
>>2498700And I already told you that zywoo would be higher than donk if you were to go by that metric. I'm not even a zywootard.
>>2498702lol
>>2498703I will concede to the idea that he could've been better or maybe even the best, if he'd existed in a different system that could take full advantage of his mechanics without relying on him 100% of the time like hally did. Maybe blade's or whatever but as it stands right now he'll never outgrow or outperform zywoo. Neither individually, nor as part of the team he's on.
>>2498705we already saw zywoo without superteam. 2 trophies in 4 years.
>>2498705Ah yes, zywoo is an awper. Ropz then.
Kek, amazing to see how vitatroons are still so insecure despite winning eveything. Homelander esque. When this is all and done zypoo will be just another device; a guy that won a fuck ton but no one gives a bollocks, and thats a FACT.
>>2498709So ropz is carrying zywoo then, since he's the final puzzle piece? That'd not make donk better than ropz.
The VitaRopzWooSpiritDonk drought is tearing us apart... :(
>>2498718zywoo without ropz is nothing
d0nk how many trophies without magixx? thats what i thoughted
>>2498728well 2 actually0 without zontix though
>>2498645>recency bias>y'all so fucking stupid you dumb fucking hltv dwellersIt's true
>>2498744Though it's probably just bait.
Which team would win in CS2 if every round was a full buy and everyone was in their prime: s1mple, zywoo, kennys, dev1ce, m0nesy vs donk, niko, ax1le, ropz, xyp9x
>>2498756broky faze
mibr gonna win this
we are insani fans right now noone cares about donkey or fatwoo
Surprised insani is still playing in tier 2
kl1mple finna get his first LAN trophy tomorrow
>>2498756Awpfaggots.
>>2498763What if it was a proper game with economy? Surely then the rifleCHADS would win over the awp chuds?
>>2498776AwpVIRGINS are usually better at using rifles than rifleCHADS are at using AWPs I think.
>>2498777trips of trvth
reminder that donk was an awp main before he decided to rifle
>>2498780when he was 13?
MIBR decided to lock in just to deny Falcons again
>>2498783probably even younger but yeah, donk had to make a choice: remain an awpcel or become a RIFLECHAD and he made the correct choice
navi lost to legacy last week btw
>>2498788Tactical decision to face Vita in b03 instead of potential b05
>>2498788Some pondered that and figured that it was on purpose.
Does insani owe his life to the mibr manager or some shit? Get this nigga on any of the disfunctional EU teams ASAP
Insani to LiquidNOW
what does mibr stand for?
>>2498800Match Incoming B Rasil
>>2498798>someone save insani>put him on a team with roland from poland and SUIit's bad enough that malbs decided to go there, let's not doom another actually good SA player
>>2498803insani to faze NOW
>>2498713I'll suck your dick. -Israeli Vitality fans, probably.
>>2498804this I supportI like the current Liquid lineup too much
>>2498808but they suck
>>2498811 (Checked)That may be so, but the memes and them winning some rounds/games is too funny to me
VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Will you?
why don't these cunts ever smoke ticketct awper fucks them from there every single round
>>2498823buy kyxsan/jimphat stickers? aye
>FAVELADOGS>IT'S MEAL TIME
Snow was never the new donkIt was always insani
>>2498835YOOOO
I always thought there were only two regions that had the potential to compete in the international era of CS: CIS and Brazil but honestly it's just CIS now, BR is cooked. And even CIS guys now routinely join mixed squads so yeah CS globalists have won
>>2498842I blame faze for this
>>2498844Yeah what a shame the era of national squads are over now, their games used to be so much more hype
AUG IS BACK
>>2498842>only two regions that had the potential to compete in the international era of CS: CIS and BrazilEU isn't a region anymore?
lol so much for inshiti
mibros...
insani needs to lock in
insanibros...
>>2498852no, a blob of 30+ countries that also sometimes includes the US, Russia, Ukraine, Kazakhstan, Israel and whatever the fuck else for no reason is not a regionthe way we went from national teams in ~2015ish-pre covid to a mish-mash of everything since you can't compete with that was the whole point of the post
>>2498804Honestly yeahand lynch broky
>>2498865>cis is a region>eu isn't a regionok?anyway, yes, national teams were awesome. But I prefer the state of things nowhaving favorite players instead of teams helps. I guess spfags wouldn't understand
>>2498870we just need to make a time machine and bring back 2023 broky
you don't deserve 2022/2023 broky if you didn't root for 2025 broky
>>2498842pre pandemic era CS was a different game than post.
how is he preparing falcons for the grand final right now?
>>2498895First Brasil semi-final watch, then important stuff.
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=271659When the FUCK are we getting a Moscow Major?
>>2498895
>>2498900When Russia reconciles with the rest of the world bwo
>>2498900hopefully never. God Forbid.
rematch against legacy I guessgonna rewatch the first game after this one
>>2498900Right after a major in a Baltic country (never).
okay falcons already 2-0'd legacy surely they win finals
71
Bra71L
>>2498900Kek, I checked the comments and it's...lawl.
how did mibr make it this far?
Insane Comeback mibr IN 3... 2... 1...
>>2498894love the randomly excluded baltoids lolespecially considering their whole shtick nowadays being about demonstratively kissing the trans flag the hardest
>>2498872>cis is a region>eu isn't a regionYes.
>>2498928 CCCP vs Entire diverse Europe
Congratulations to Falcons for their CAC win
where you at dogsani shitters?
>>2498936Still here. Save insani.
Insani just needs a superteam to do good no different from zyfat
>Goatwoo out of nowhere
>>2498927when did ropz broky or jL kissed a trans flag ?(I don't know any other balts)
>>2498943
>>2498942we are talking about the best players in the world of course i would namedrop the number 2 ranked player after insani
>>2498945Actually pretty comparable FTU stats. It could be a close series depending on the veto.
>>2498948Falgods gonna 3-0 them
>another legacy beatdown?>sure
5'1 Chinagirl <3 MaSSive pounding - would.
This vrs system is a fucking joke man.I don't even remember when was the last time any of these teams got a top-3 in any of the big events.
>>2498918insani nippon god but it wasn't enough to carry the macacos
LIFT UP THE RECEIVER I'LL MAKE YOU A BELIEVER
>>2498953>muh LE VRSFaze LOST. It's over. Let it go.
free my nigga insani last top4 was in 2024 btw
If he chokes again tomorrow, I'm afraid the support will be gone from my side...
>>2498953tournaments like cac gigaboosts teams because of prizepool. legacy is already #7. same thing happened with astralis and aurora.
Reach out and touch faith...
>>2498962Niko teses and kiosk will be enough. Legacy's awp ain't that good.
>>2498965>Reach out and touch faith...More like.Go out and lose weight.
>>24989652 tournements - two Finals - no mistakes - and they have not yet even practised together... Absolute Kinema
>>2498968but enough about poloolpop
>>2498968talent is stored in the fat. Why do you think zywoo got so good?>b-but donkskinny fat
>>2498978>talent is stored in the fatExplain ropz.
>>2498979fuck...
>>2498978Fact.Zonic, the best coach in history - Fat Fuck needs to stop leaning onto the stage, he might tip it over.
>>2498979he has a fat chode
I always see how Zonic touches Monesy and Kiosk, and a think to myself is it a father figure gesture or borderline pedophilia.
>>2498988Niko's proclivities rubbing off on Zonic
>>2498990bosnian war crimes special.Maksim would've been sold as a good on the market during the second Bosnian Scare in 2004
I WILL DELIVER, YOU KNOW I'M A FORGIVER
Neither team plays Anubis yet Legacy do play Overpass.I'd legit ban dust2 or ancient against falcons if i was legacy.
>>2499003won't matterAT BEST they take home mirage and inferno
navi only #4
>>2498997KARRIGODS - rejoice.
>>2498997I actually have that shirt and it says: Budapest ---25---
>>2499008No? Overpass? Unless they ban it themselves, but who's to say that Legacy won't leave Anubis in the pool for the decider?
>>2499017>Overpass?falcons will ban overpass anon
>>2499019I'd leave Anubis in the pool then and ban ancient.
Why has Niko only achieved three major EVPs despite playing in so many Majors? Rational discussion.
>>2499020surebut falcons will still win anubis
>>2499023You only get to ban one map in a bo5 though? So it's either overpass or anubis.
>>2499026are you a bot?
>>2499027No? You said that falcons will ban overpass and then said they'll ban anubis. They can't ban both.
>>2499030>then said they'll ban anubisnot a bot then, just a bit stupid
>>2499031Oh shit my bad. You said >winI read it wrong. That's debatable.
I’m kinda digging this new karrigan depeche mode meme
>>2499021bosniak fatigue.Sometimes it's hard to get recognised when Youre not reaching the semis.
>>2499033Which one is better for Nikola Kovac ?1.>It starts with one>One thing, I don't know why,>It doesn't even matter how hard you try2.>I'm only Human after all
>>2499033it's creative and fittingon the other hand, hippoboy and lionfag have been trying to force their shitty memes for over a week now to no avail>>2499038no
>>2499038>One thingActually zero (majors).
>>2499038>It starts with one>One choke, I don't know why
Hauptmann Andersen der Falke
sorry jamethere's a new jesus in townand this time it's personal
>>2499072How is a team, that reached the MAJOR, on the verge of supposedly disbanding ?
>>2498696>ropz skill wiseLOOOOOOOOOL
>>2498696donk is abusing the subtick innit ?
>>2499079It's not the team, it's the org.
I watched STYKO's latest video and he's mad at Chinese CS. Changbros...
>>2499123Lirk.
>>2499127https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfV_EweY_IEStarts at 7 minutes
spoiler
>>2499129GGs
>I will do what karrigan says>I will do what karrigan says>I will do what karrigan says>I will do what karrigan says
just watched the earlier legacy vs falcons gamethey're interviewing kyosucky and it's fucking bad... hadn't paid much attention to post-game interviews, but those retarded chinks make banks look like a fucking rockstar
>>2498562women were so fucking hot back in the day....plastic surgeons and hollywood gays should all be shot
>>2499213>banks look like a fucking rockstarHe's a rockstar. Rockstar who fucks trannies.
>>2499245that's richard lewisbanks killed his wifeget your history right
>>2499254Oh yeah you're tight.
>>2499260right*
>>2499262nah, you were right the first timeif anyone's bored 100t are playing a tier3 tournamenthttps://kick.com/challengerchampionship
>>2499263I got something even better for ushttps://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
remember when Banks made up that story about being beaten up
Does anybody have that webm of dudes fighting and then the camera pans to the right revealing maulsnake or some shit. You know the one, it's been posted here before.
>>2499284sorrydon't think I've named it so I can't find ithere's a happy maniac instead
dev1ce just won a map without dying btw
>>2499306HLTV link?
>>2499309Found it https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394605/100-thieves-vs-sashi-academy-parken-challenger-championship-season-8
>>2499311SEXGOD (in the making).
>>2499309what a weird request...
insane that theres a possibility tomorrow that crowd will root for the badguys instead of Legacy
>finally got a trophy>they only beat garbage teamsits like Paris Vitality all over again
>>2499327have you ever, in the last 4-5 years, watched a game where the crowd wasn't rooting for karrigan? (excluding brazil)they even cheered for him against torzsi on home soil
shit.... dev1ce just died
>>2499330and that's not even taking into account how insanely popular niko and monesy are in chinkland
>>2498680shut the fuck up russian retard
>4-2lol
>>2499353that's a kdr of 2.0not bad
>>2499340>dev1ce just diedFly high my nigga.
>>2499330won't happen in europe. non whites are sheeple.
>>2499363they're in china bro
>casters have no idea wtf is happeninglolgla1ve strats fool everyone
>>2499330people were cheering for Faze, not karrigan specifically
>>2499389lol
haven't seen that before on t-side
>>2499389>people were cheering for Faze, not karrigan
Just saw a video about how LynnVision got their major spot and holy based chinaman outsmarting seething aussiesissies and vrswestoidtards LOL!
>>2499389/sp/ tourist?
how did this bot accidentally lifegame one tournament and get mvp?
>>2499440>get mvpwho actually cares about this shit?>here's a medal! hltv likes you!womanbrained mongoloids
>>2499353such is the life of the b anchor when they dont go b
>>2499595no it isn't. techno is just bad.
>>2499598
it's the bot again >>2499598lol
>>2499635you have no friends or something?
>>2499642'fraid 'ot
>>2499675this isn't exactly a new thing....I do wonder though... does it affect monesy's game?
>tfw someone can't do an iron man
ohnepixel has 30k viewers troubleshooting his steering wheel for the past 2 hourshow did this retard get this popular
>>2499730humor and aura
>>2499635i'll never understand the hype about this game and i tried it when it was new
>>2499697pimp has the cardio-bunny phenotype
>X's wins don't count because Y was on the teamIs there a more pathetic cope?
>>2499330So the karrigan seethe is just classic 4chan contrarian autism?
>two tourneys>two grand finalsoh no no no no noAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH
>>2499745its not a cope, when bums win is because the competitions was bad or because they fluked.team spirit first real win was astana (no chopper, no hally)parivision never won anything worthy (zweight was part of the team)vitality era is a mickey mouse era, their only worthy events are the ones they faced either furia or falcons in the finals. (melbourn, blast rivals s1 2025, epl s22, krakow)
>>2499697one eyed cancer patient demanding respect from loba kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIrj6fqqmxwOof VitaCHADs win again.
Damn it's over. I don't think Legacy can do anything against fatbullshittiggan.
>>2499730>how did this retard get this popularbecause you retards are watching that shit..... you fucking idiot
>>2499753no, it's worse
based ohne got em bubbling
>>2499753>>2499874>people like karrigan>I should hate karrigan then, I'm resisting!>*turn into a whiny fag in the process*"
i'm leaning towards fatty selfhate and contrarianism
>>2499871>click on stream for a minute>BRO YOURE WATCHING THAT SHIT BRO YOU FUCKING RETARD IDIOT
>>2499887also a fair assessment
>>2499892right....
>>2499887So "people" who love fattigan are just fatty body positivity copers and NPC sheep who follow whatever trend is going on?
>>2499905no, those of us who aren't fat don't seethe uncontrollably at fat people, we just feel bad for them if we feel anything at allit's only fat cunts and formerly fat cunts who have strong anger at fat people
>>2499905>>2499915/fph/?anyeay... yeah. people heating karrigan are just rolling with whatever everyone else is saying
>>2499848>karrigan bullshitthis is the most retarded forced meme ever by casters in CSkarrigan had zero credit for individual "bullshit" plays in Faze because it was always others who were doing it, and Falcons already lived and died by individual plays before he even came there.
>>2499960>players magically playing better when karrigan joins/they join him has nothing to do with karrigan
>>2499915cope fatty>>2499960too many retarded smoke pushes working out in their favor
>10 days before C0l0gne m0j0r>literary NO HYPE
>>249997610 days too long tbqh
>noooo i'm not fat you're fat>now hold my milkshake while i seethe about the only fat person in t1 cs but nobody elsenot just fat, dumb too
^fatty cope
>>2499996>now hold my milkshake)))
