>Cancer cupFINALS ARE NOW LIVE!Race Conditions: Hanshin, 2200m (Medium Non-Standard,) Turf, Right-handed, Summer Cloudy, Good>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we had a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Fun Race of the Month"Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and Maruzensky>Halo and PrincessThe track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry! Race will be held July 11th at 6pm Est.>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2658904LONG LIVE THE UMASSIAH
I believe in Oguri Cap.
Say hello to our next q/v/een! Isn't she majestic?
I am nervous as shit
Maybe I will get 1st place in B finals this time.
HER REIGN IS OVERSAY ONE GOOD THING ABOUT HER
TAISHIN WILL WINALL DOUBTERS WILL BE EXECUTED AS HER FIRST RULING
>>2661537no gomenasorry
>>2661553Take a deep breath, nothing is gonna be alright
>>2661558Long live the umassiah, the machine is truly immortal.
Umassiah? More like "Yum, a snack!"
>>2661558I will miss her bros
>>2661558ONE GOOD THING ABOUT HER
>>2661558 From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…...even in death I serve the Umassiah.
>>2661557Nice view.
>>2661558She has the best body in all of Tracen no meme
OGURI CAP AS IN PEAK
KIMI NO KACHITAI
>>2661558I would not have made it trough this nigger scenario without her.
>>2661558I LOVE MIHOYO BLOODBORNE
>>2661568HOWDYOWDY
if oguri crap wins again I am legit going to chimp out
TO YOUR POSTS MEN
IT'S TIME GOGOGOGOGO!
IT'S LIVEGO>GOGO>GOGO>GOGO>GOGO>GO
Good luck in finals bros, it will be needed
it's so fucking over for me........and one of them is UG
>double debuffer + xogger>the entire metaI'M FUCKED
>>2660724Here we go! Ticket refresh! Your uma is mine!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FRAUDED A PLAT WITH REHEATED ACES
>Room full of S+ umasHoly fuck I haven't been in a fair finals in forever
>>2661584>>2661588>back to back self doxxesNOT LOOKING GOOD
>>2661587Get rekt, Falco! Urara is unbeatable on dirt!Hand over your Jordan!
>>2661576Howdy!
>late startNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANNOT BE FUCKING HAPPENING BROS
>>2661592I got way too excited sorry bro.
>all good startsLOOKING GOOD>triple end xoggersLOOKING HORRIBLE
I CANNOT WATCH THIS SHIT BROS
ITS UP HOLY SHIT
I did it? I beat the meta? Are you serious?
>>2661595>>2661568Finally a hot woman with actual tits
oh my fucking god im crying
I literally cant watch this shit bro my stomach is a knot
>>2661604Congrats, Teiobro.
BEHEAD DOUBLE DEBUFFER XOGGERS HOLY SHITI'M STILL A PLATLET YABBA DABBA DOO
Yeah it's overNot bothering with the stakes, I'm outta here
>>2661606
>>2661564>it's gonna take a few days for them to go liveThat's ok, regular youtubeanon also took a few days, if you do it we'll be endlessly grateful
I hate all of you so fucking much.
BROS IM ACTUALLY FUCKING WINNING WHAT THE FUCKI AM FIRST RATEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK
I'll take clutching second by a nose for my ends>>2661604Congrats!
>>2661610IT'S A FUCKING S+ XOGGER TOO FUCK OFF MAN WHY ARE DOMINATORS SO FUCKING OVERPOWERED
>I wonI dont even know what to do, I wsnt to cry holy shi1
FUCK EM METAWHORE BOURBONS
15 minutes and such
>Room is all fronts/paces>Automatically doomed to 3rd at least I only lost to the fronts and not either of the OgurisYeah that figures. Fucking hate mediumslopGuess I'll just go do some runs so I don't have to care about the stakes, since it's guaranteed to be shit again this time
>lost to an S rank, Med A, 800 wit Xog (with double debuffers) despite beating plenty of much scarier Xogs in round 2Fuck this shit game
>>2661604This may sound like a salty comment but I think you legit got lucky with queue.Grats!
BEHEAD ALL MEDIUMSLOP (still won but it was TERRIBLE)
>>2661613i meant im the youtube anon lol, Finals happened a day before i expected so i got some time to record
Four doms in B finals, absolutely cancer
>late start into Oguri getting brocked right as 777 goes off>fucking Late Grass wins itLmao, this fucking gamehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=au8zcM2FEpgRnhHu5Rh2MiWp
I cant watch bros, I just cant
when stakes
>triple Xogger room>mine was the only one with groundworkgg :D
Bustered the fuck out into group B but at least Digitan got a 3rd finals W in a row.
If I had brought my other 2nd shitty front she would have been in 6th place to get off Pump and maybe could have won. I hate myself. It's not me winning I care about. I want her to win and I failed her.
>>2661634GOAT WONDER
IM GONNA CRY BROS
Another loss.My 51% WR Scarlet loses to the 8% WR Bourbon.
>>2661604That's my clubmate!
>7 fronts>my Bourbon starts in gate 1fuck this shitty rigged game
>ACTUALLY TOOK THE LEAD OFF A WHALE1000000000000+ YEARS TO THE UMASSIAH
shuki
I'm thinking about quitting
>>2661632Oh nice, great to have you here!
I'M FUCKING BACK
Crabby anon from last thread here; I'm so fucking happy. How does this silly game still have me shaking.
SEMEN SLURPING GAME!!!!But enough about Germany, time to watch my run
>>2661650See you tomorrow.
I don't wanna look inside bros.....
>>2661650HOLD THE LINE BROTHERHOLD THE FUCKING LINE
I'm thinking about those beans
>>2661653>double dominatorChocolate coin plat btw
>>2661652Glad to see you back on the saddle, congrats on your 11th
>UG1 OguriWhat do i even do in this situation
>>2661653>xog 2 domydnbtg
>won the front race>but xog used her unique on time>end closer also lost the position battleJUST
>>2661605You were saying?
>>2661638Who's that middle uma? I don't recognize her.
>>2661662Pray to shiraoki sama!
>>2661652Good job, see you on the racetrack
>>2661666FUCK OFF, BIGGER
>>2661653BOO THIS MAN
I refuse to watch my match, this is anxiety inducing
>tfw still only in the 6 plat club
>>2661626Same except I got second.
>>2661609>>2661620>>2661646Thank you, my last Cancer CM was atrocious so it's nice to make up for it this time.>>2661629One guy packed only one dominator which helped a lot. You know the weirdest thing? Tama, she's up there in 4th before late race, she didn't proc a single accel. No Pump, no MPB, no Thunderbolt Step, I didn't even have Nimble. She still won. I have no idea how.
>>2661666SmallerMore modest
HEY BARBINHOPE YOU KEPT THE SEAT WARM FOR OGURI-SAMA
Of course, I had to get paired with the one Front that I can't catch up to when Angling. 14/15 LossesAt this point I think my loss record is more impressive than the anons with 5 or 6 plats, wouldn't you agree? No matter what I do I will never ever win again!
>>2661676AT LEAST YOU GOT MORE THAN ONE
start the stakes
I was gonna go light on the alcohol but nah I gotta forget about this loss somehow.
double late start+rushedsure glad i made sure that my umas were pretty much the absolute peak of what i was capable of, cause the game tried to absolutely ruin me once again
>>2661676Stuck at 7, I just keep jobbing in finals to the dumbest shit no matter how well I perform. I even remade my aces the best I could and they were doing quite well. I lost in a way I haven't lost the entire CM, it's just shit.
I AM HERE I AM A PLAT WINNERBRING ME YOUR HEROES, I WILL CRUSH THEM ALL
>>2661676Die
>>2661661Now all my efforts are going into making a monster sprint Suzuka.>>2661670Thanks. Looking forward to it!
>>2661678If she's already in fourth place she doesn't have a lot of distance to cover. Did she have some speed carryover?
>2 xoguris and a UG Vourbon in lobby yep it's lookin' bronze.
>hit perfect accel point>angling+red+head-on+nsm>still lose to a fucking ryanIt should't even be possible
>>2661682I'm at 15/15!
THIRDRATEBROS WW@??????? I GOT MY FIRST FUCKING WIN
>>2661660>>2661663>>2661673
>Did pretty well in prelims with a great winrate>get double Late Start in finals and jobbed At least Xoggers didn't win, thanks Bobo
>>2661676I haven't won a plat since Sagittarius despite making A finals with positive win rate every single time.
>>2657655guess what ended up happening
>>2661693I can record it, give me a second, it was definitely a strange one.
EARLY OGURI CELEBRATION POSTWHOS READY FOR THE BEAST TO RETURN
>Lost to a mahjong broWell she was just completely outstatted but she tried. Ggs.
>>2661697>only now realised this is meant to be a five minute warningHow do i step on wit irl?
>>2661698I LOSTFOREVER A PLATLET
heh
>>2661706I AM SO READY TO FEEL HUNGER AGAIN!!!!!!
>>2661702Hey, that's the same as me
>>2661682That's some unlucky shit man.
>>2661710ABSOLUTE NANO
>>26616822 fucking Seiuns in the lobby, I wasn't going to win no matter what. What are the fucking chances of 2/3 Fronts being Seiun? I think my bad luck in CM has to be a sigma25 statistical anomally, right? right?
>>2661710HARRO HARRO
GET READY BOYS BECAUSE I PLAN ON EXTENDING THE CLANKER REIGN
Absolutely disgusted that this xogger cocksuckers expect me to feel bad about them losing. Kill yourselves.
>>2661710SAVE THE STAKES SOCIETYINES FUJIN
>Double SS XOguris in my lobby>In group BFUCK OFF
Should I put my dominator/hesistant front ace into the stakes?
>>2661710she was 5L behind kita who stole her angling on the homestraight btw
>>2661710I got so fucked on my throne runs and I'm pissed
>>2661710KEEP THAT BEAST AWAY FROM THE STAKES I DON'T WANT TO GET A JOB!
TELL ME WHEN THE STAKES START
>>2661726DO WHOEVER YOU WANNA SEE WIN
>>2661718I saw 1 or at most 2 Seiuns in the entire CM and then got matched against two of them in finals.
>>2661730LIKE 2 MINUTES NEIGHA
>>2661724i need to run falco
>>2661726burn the whole fucking thing to the ground, bring your stinkiest debuffers
>>2661680shut it
How the fuck do you get more scout points?
>face the whaleguri with 60% WR>it misses triple 7Lmao
what a great game
mant raped and pillaged my win rate and it will never recover
LETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOGLETS GO XOG>LETS GO XOG
IIIIIIIIIIT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH (AGAIN)THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FORTHE>/v/ICTORY STAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEES CAN ANYONE BEAT THE ASHEN BEAST? WILL BREAK ANOTHER RECORD AND BE THE FIRST UMA TO GET THREE REIGNS?! THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO RACE YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES, ONE UMA PER ANON, ANYTHING GOES>ROUND 19759134397591343975913439759134397591343SPECTATORS YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES GET THE FUCK IN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!
>>2661732meanwhile my (remade) Seiun refused to shoot off her skills today unlike yesterday where she destroyed everyone, this fucking bitch
>>2661694hey i'll take it
CAM ON OGURI SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
>>2661672>>2661679WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
H-HAYAI!
>>2661676I have such bad fucking luck in finals.This was me >>2661647 I had the lead until laterace too and a shitty Kita stole my angling because of that, we both lost to a xog with medium A
>>2661743Is the bottom left clanker new OC? It's cute and I haven't seen it before.
>>2661743FUCK I WAS TOO SLOW
>so defeated I can't even try to entergoodnight.../v/ma
>>2661749LMAO
>>2661710holy
LET'S GO XOGGY!
COME ON OGURI I BET THE CLUB ON YOU WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR
COME ON PALMERYOU'RE MY WIFE'S BESTIE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
I can't take it anymore I want this scenario to be over
>3 xogsDO NOT FEAR WE GOT THIS
YES I'M MANTBROKENYES I'M XOGURI BROKENYES I'M FRONT BROKENYES I'M BROKEN BROKENFUCK YOU!!
>>2661693Never mind, I found the culprit. Bourbon didn't hit the Angling witcheck. I don't know what happened to Oguri though. I am laughing my ass off.
>>2661752Host ALWAYS draws something simple for the banner
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA. Nice stake faggots
>>2661754Same, I'll try to enter next Stakes.Just watching my uma lose one more time today won't bring me any joy
HARIKKITE IKOU!
TO CELEBRATE TONIGHT E V E R Y O N E GETS LESS RATIONS TONIGHT!!!!!!!
P-PITASAN BLACK????
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BROS????????
Drawing with a broken pen pressure is a bad idea
PLEASE LET PAMA BE QUEEN
WELL LOOK AT THATTHE TRUE FUCKING FACE OF THE FRANCHISE IS HERE
I'm going to run back the finals I have to find out
NO WAY KITA WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TRAINING GUTS!
fuck that faggot bringing the runaway
TITTYSANTITTYSANTITTYSANTITTYSAN
LATE STARTED AGAIN FUCK MAN
SECOND HOST ONEGAIIIIIIIIIIIII I NEED TO RACE
WIN KITA CHANKILL THAT FUCKING PIG
If Pitasan becomes queen I will rewatch S3.
>>2661783Enjoy your mental damage
>>2661785
Can't wait for the death of PDM.
OH BABY
THIS CANT BE FUCKING HAPPENING AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What will a kitasan reign look like?
>>2661788/v/mapyoi danchou hasn't hosted a second stakes since we were on /v/
>>2661743OH SHITTHE NIGES ARE PUSHING THE FRONT AGENDASUZUKA HELPS HER FRIENDS GET AWAY FROM THE PACK WITH A FORBIDDEN STRATEGY AND KITASAN CLAIMS ROUND 1 BY A LANDSLIDE! AMAZING!>ROUND 24569658645696586456965864569658645696586WE'RE NOT DONE YET
>>2661785KWABOTY
I DONT WANNA WATCH SEASON 3 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2661796Free pits for all
>>2661791there's nothing left to hold on to
>>2661796Like a nice set of pipes!
>>2661796/V/MA SINGS/V/MA SINGS/V/MA SINGS/V/MA SINGS/V/MA SINGS/V/MA SINGS
>>2661799thirty fucking seconds wasnt fast enough?
CAM ON XOGGER SHOW THOSE FRONT FAGGOTS WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!
FrontKINO
>>2661799THE STRONGESTTHE GREATEST THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2661794
>>2661804Haruka is much better then just reruns since it gives expected win percentages based on it's data if you really don't mind crashing out that you were the major favorite
>>2661806UMAPYOI TRAINER VERSION
>>2661799You can't just run it again because a front won
MECCHAKKUCHA MECCHAKKUCCHAYO ISAYOISA YO ISAYOISAO DORI O DORIKURUEEEEE>SORE>SORE>SORE>SORE!
>>2661796locked inside the cum harvesting machine
>no second host this timeyeah, its over
>>2661807WELCOME TO THE STAKES NEWFAG ENJOY YOUR STAY!
>>2661807Anything short of 10 seconds is not getting you in bro
WHERE IS THE SECOND LOBBY WE GOTTA STOP THIS SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
>>2661820it's actually more like 6-8 seconds
Fine I guess I'll make a room too. You've got 3 minutes to spectate.9365 6131
>>2661818Look at the PPM this place is dead
CAMON DIGIGOATSCORE SOME FOKIN WINS
THIS CANNOT BE ALLIWED THIS CANNOT HAPPEN I WILL RAPE ALL FRONRNIGGERS AIJSAJSHQJJAJS
>field backliner>instantly rushed to seal her defeatH-haha, good race guys.
>>2661796everyone here must watch (or rewatch) S3, including (you)
>>2661825This is definitely one of the slowest stakes threads, sloppy CM indeed
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tlKSipCdqOE
I DO NOT WANT A BLACK QUEEN
>>2661819i've been here since july...i just never get to check in on my cm on reset
GO UMASSIAH GO
WILL THE REAL FACE OF THE FRANCHISE PLEASE STAND UP
>can't even spectate because I'm not home to record Damn.>>2661831This by the ways was why I suggested an open stakes rather than graded.
too many fronts!bwoguris, is it all over?
This is exactly why we should only have 1 room btw, we could've had new soulful queens like Special Week and Kitasan and now we are going to get the same meta slop garbage as always
SOMEONE STOP FRONTFAGGOTS IM FUCKING BEGGING YOU
Who the heck is barbin
>>2661796HARIKITTE IKOU
>>2661840kita is meta tardo
>>2661841>SOMEONEthe entire room is fronts anon, only retards are bringing backliners
Who is going to be the first trainer brave enough to put pump on his front to win stakes?
>>266182417/18, still got room.
THE MACHINE IS IMMORTALYOU WILL NOT BRING DOWN THE HOUSE
>>2661799ALL HAIL THE UMASSIAHLOTS OF NIGES AROUND, CAN THE ASHEN BEAST PUT AN END TO HER REIGN OR WILL WE HAVE ANOTHER TWO-TIMER?!>ROUND 33948091039480910394809103948091039480910
I'm at work and can't copy-paste into a stakes lobby fast enough on my phone, are people putting in pace or end oguris?
>>2661846Retard-kun reporting in
I don't want the robutts to win again
>>2661796Guts training every day!
>>2661852>FULLNYYPOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2661855enjoy your monthly humiliation ritual, Retard-kun
>>2661852I AM TOO FUCKING SLOW I CANT PREVENT IT THE ROBOT WILL RUIN /V/MA YOU HAVE TO STOP HER
>>2661824>vertically short image>only a single instance of the room codeIt's really easy to miss this post.
Kitasan wins
OGURINIGGERS????????
>>2661852
ONLY SEVEN FRONTS THIS IS DOABLE CAM ON XOGGY!
>bwo my third reign is gonna be umazing
Gigabased
>>2661852Thanks for not even letting me spectate, you fucking nigger
>>2661853Looks like paces from what I've seen
>>2661869Me on the right
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OGURIFAGS?????????????? XOGFAGGOTS????????? WW@ HUH??????
>>2661873It's a biiiiiig raceand (You) aint in it!
>>2661872>>2661867>>2661877KWAB
GET READY TO WATCH SEASON 3 FAGGOT
>>2661877YOU WERE SAYING?
AAAAAAAHHHHHH SO CLOSE KITACHAD
DELET THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
DER/V/ RIGGED THE STAKES AGAIN
NOOOOOOOOO KITA YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE
>>2661882I'll host a S3 rewatch for Kitasan after we finish out S3...
>5LJesus christ, how horrifying. Anyways I guess I'll wait for the other room's results.
WELL WELL WELL
that's 2 for Kita right?
>Im totally gonna lose bro
We can all agree Kita would be better queen? Why do we have to keep this sham going? Bourbon Xog shouldn't be allowed to be queens simply because it's boring as fuck
That's it? We already got a winner?Man this is as boring as when Oguri got her crown
>>2661891vwo.........
>>2661891
DO NOT LET THE FAT FUCKS REWRITE HISTORY
Just let Kita have it. She hasn't been queen before.
For the first time in 6 finals my front runner used groundwork! 10th plat!
>>2661852THERE SHE ISOGURI CAP SNATCHES VICTORY AT THE VERY LAST SECOND AND DENIES KITASAN OF HER REIGN!A MEDIUM STAKES WITH MORE THAN 3 ROUNDS?! IT'S ANYONE'S GAME NOW>ROUND 43524889635248896352488963524889635248896
ALL HAIL OUR Q/V/EEN!
>>2661894We are still waiting for a second win
>4th place even from a late ultugh
>>2661900Kitasan is at two wins from this room already.>>2661889
>>2661900THEY'RE RIGGING THE STAKES!
SORRY BRO OGURI ATE THAT RESULTONE MORE
Jesus Christ this thread is dead as fuck this is grim as hell. What happened to this place?
KITASAN WON!
>>2661889She won the other room? Based, I am okay with Kitasan Queen.
>>2661904I CLICKED POST JUST AS THE OTHER RESULT WENT UP AIIEEEEEEEEEEEE DO WE RUN IT OR NOT
>>2661904>this roomThat is not the official stakes room, anon
pitasan wonnered
RIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGEDRIGGED>RIGGED
>>2661907MANT meta finally broke /v/ma.We lost.
>>2661907Shut the fuck up nigger holy shit i dont give a shit about you incessant complaining just fucking kill yourself and let us have fun in peace
>>2661900HEY KITASAN ALREADY WON, YOU SAID YOU WOULD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO OTHER ROOMS YOU LYING RETARD
>>2661907MANT plus medium slop.
>>2661907Unironically MANTbroken, that or people are really enthralled by world cup lolfor me this has been one of the worst CMs ever, my least favorite before that was the last medium Xogger/Front CM. Just horrible experiences
getting 3rd is more impressive than the winners idc what anybody says
>>2661912FUCK ITRUN IT
>>2661912rooms are meant to be run
>>2661824>>2661889Oi, let me see your stakes loicense!
OGURITARDS GETTING UPPITY AGAIN
>>2661922Neicha...
2nd room mickey mouse cup run the fuarking room
>>2661920Every mant CM has been garbage you can't frame medium for this.
>>2661912Just run it, if Kitasan stays winner you can keep her as queen. If it goes to a tiebreaker then host another
THANKS FOR THE CROWN OGURI CRAP LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>He's dooming nonstop and replying to himselfI'll rape every single doomfaggot ittPlease go on with the comfy thread
REMINDER THAT IF THIS COUNTS AS A KITASAN WIN THEN FALCO SHOULD HAVE WON AND DAIWA SHOULD HAVE WON
>>2661912My vote is Kita won the Stakes and this last one is the dream trophy league but that's just me
>>2661912run it fag I wanna race
HERE IS HOW OGURI CAP CAN STILL WIN
>>2661769>Bourbon didn't hit the Angling witcheckDamn that's incredibly lucky congrats!
>>2661937That room wasn't official
>>2661932Nah a lot of people genuinely were popping off during the Mile CM. It was night and day compared to this thread
I WILL STOP THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>2661937>Still copingYou are actually an embarrassing human being, kill yourself
>>2661604KING OF KINGS
bros we're only twice as fast as the fastest thread on /v/ eos tomorrow.....
>>2661932No other CMs have fucking dominators besides med.
>>2661942No such thing as official rooms
>>2661799>gate 18 xoggerSAY IT WITH ME>WHEN YOU'RE BROCKED, YOU'RE BROCKED
SATONO DIAMOND IS TRYING TO RIG IT BROS DO NOT GET DISTRACTED
>>2661944Mile had a stronger narrative with Taishin and Falco.
>Xoguri 1>SMaru 1>VBourbon 1>Kitasan 1
>>2661942The rooms where Taishin won last Cm also weren't "official"
THE NIGES WILL CONTINUE WINNINGAND THE STAKES WILL KEEP GOINGAND WE WILL NEVER HAVE A NEW Q/v/EEN
Isn't it 2 wins in a row Kita didn't get 2 in a row so she needs 3
>OGURI COULDN'T TIE IT UPKITASAN WON>OGURI COULDN'T TIE IT UPKITASAN WON>OGURI COULDN'T TIE IT UPKITASAN WON>OGURI COULDN'T TIE IT UPKITASAN WON>OGURI COULDN'T TIE IT UPKITASAN WON>OGURI COULDN'T TIE IT UPKITASAN WON>OGURI COULDN'T TIE IT UPKITASAN WON>OGURI COULDN'T TIE IT UPKITASAN WON
>>2661960Kitasan has 2 bro, its over
THE 1000 YEAR LONG FESTIVAL BEGINS NOWI WILL BEGIN ORGANIZING /V/MA SINGA
>>2661959It also had more diversity in actual teams and it didn't have shitty debuffers either
>>2661960>>2661963Kitasan won 2, it's over, she won. Please lurk more before posting newfags
IT DOESN'T COUNT
AW YIS
SORE SORE SORE SORE
That looks like a wrap, the fat fuck failed to tie. Thank you based hag for crowning Kita as the next queen!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2661970Retard bourbon had to win 3 it's 2 in a row or first to 3
>fun rooms countmeh do whatever, this stakes was shit anyway.
XOGBOTS?HELLO?LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2661970>thinks it's just 2>not two in a row, 3 otherwise>calling others newfags
IT DOESNT COUNT
>>2661978ok newfag
>>2661900MARUZENSKY WINS, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE THE OTHER ROOM ALREADY DECIDED THE REAL WINNER OF THIS STAKES EDITIONKITASAN BLACK IS THE NEW QUEEN! ALL HAIL QUEEN KITASAN! HARIKITTE IKOU!
what did we learn today /v/ma?
Looks like the Ashen Beast has been Blacked!
>kitasan wins one>vbourbon wins one>kitasan wins her second as another room is in play>smaru wins that one
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FUCKING RELEVANCE AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KITACHAN YEEEEEEEES
>>2661988That 90% of you are metacucks and should die.
Yeah I'm thinking x1000 more semen extractions to Kitasan Black
>>2661978Wasn't a fun room, someone demanded for a second room as is the custom, a host stepped up to plate so it counts. Wasn't labeled as a fun room, it was a legit second host. deal with it
>>2661988That hosting 2 rooms is bad idea
>>2661988The real winnahs are the ones who don't play.
>>2661986since when was it just 2 wins wtf
SAAAAA MINNAHAJIMARUYOOOOOONE TWO SAN HAI
All hail the new queen.
>>2661988That the rules are made up, and that victories don't matter
>>2661989KISS ALL RUDOLFPOSTERSMARRY ALL RUDOLFPOSTERSGIVE ALL POSSESSIONS TO RUDOLFPOSTERS
Someone post the vid of the Kitasan owner singing after the victory!
I'm ok with this
Fuck Kitasan Black
>>2661994
lots of newfags today
I GOT 0 KITASANS IN 600 PULLS AND I'M HAPPY WITH THIS RESULT
>>2662000forever unless there's a tie from running 2 rooms at the same time
>METANIGGERSBRING DOWN THE HOUSE>BIG 3BRING DOWN THE HOUSE>MANTBROKENBRING DOWN THE HOUSE
>>2662000>since whenSince Gemini 1.0.
NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO WATCH S3 NOT EVEN WITH KITASAN'S TITS AND PITS
I WANTED MORE RACESQ/V/EEN KITASAN WOULD ALSO WANT MORE RACES
This might unironically save /v/ma.
SHOULD'VE STAYED IN A KASAMATSU YOU FUCKING FRAUD
Even the Cancer stakes is as cancer as its name
>>2662018Then host a >fun one and i'll join
They.....they hate me.....?
KNEEL
Is this the first MANT queen that isn't one of the big three?That's a Fine outcome I guess.
>>2662018THIS THIS THIS THISFIRST DECREE OF KITASAN, WE TEAR THE HOUSE DOWN AND HAVE FUN IN A CELEBRATORY RAFE
>>2662020Surely gutsmaxing with an agemasen card will save /v/ma for one last MANT CMCan't be frontbroken if we're pacebroken!
SOVL IS BACK ON THE MENU>SOVL IS BACK ON THE MENUSOVL IS BACK ON THE MENUSOVL IS BACK ON THE MENU>SOVL IS BACK ON THE MENUSOVL IS BACK ON THE MENUSOVL IS BACK ON THE MENU>SOVL IS BACK ON THE MENUSOVL IS BACK ON THE MENUSOVL IS BACK ON THE MENU>SOVL IS BACK ON THE MENUSOVL IS BACK ON THE MENU
/v/ma is now sovereign pitchad clay
>OH ACTUALLY FUN AND UNOFFICIAL ROOMS ARE FINE THIS TIME :^))))))IT WAS FALCO'S TURN BUT OH NOOO THAT WASN'T AN OFFICIAL ROOM LOOKS LIKE IT'S #LOOKATCURREN MONTH YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK
THR PEOPLE DEMAND A CELEBRATORY RACE
Where are the Jordans in umamon??
>>2662025I wanted to wait till the right time to tell you this but... wuv you..
>>2662031How the fuck is this SOVL? All fronts are interchangeable there's nothing SOLVFUL about any of them winning. If anything Kitasan was the most meta of them all this CM so no it's incredibly soulless.
TIME TO BRING DOWN THE HOUSE FAGGOTSHOST THE CELEBRATION RACE
To be fair we should get one more win for Maru and Kitasan. They're both on 2. We can't say the result of this didn't matter >>2661986
>>2662034The people are unironically so Oguribroken that we're going to ruin the stakes lmao
GET THAT FUCKING CLANKER OUT OF THE THRONE
seiun fishing . jpg
i try so fucking hard every time, and then its late start, outer gate, some other stupid shitshouldve gotten fast learner too i guess...
>>2662034Well yes, that host back then said his room was for fun and didn't count, this one hosted as a 2nd official host after demands. Learn to read please and stop seething about something from 5 CMs ago
>>2662034
>MANT q/v/eens so farAries: XoguriTaurus 2: XoguriGemini 2: vBourbonCancer 2: Kitasan Black
GET READY FAGGOTS/V/MA SINGS IS NOW OFFICIAL
>>2662025You gave Windy back her hair during your reign and for that, I'll always wuv you.
BRING ME THE CELEBRATION RACE
>race bonus spam scenario about to end>the savior of everyone's deck establishes her reign to establish a safe transition into the new scenarioSAY IT WITH ME: HARIKKITE IKOU!
>>2662044yeah your latejobbers are all unique snowflakes
>>2662034STOP NOTICING
>>2662059WHAT DO WE DO FOR /V/MA SINGS???
2 wins killed the stakes.No wonder it's slow as fuck now
>>2662018Are you sure? Alright then.355582093555820935558209Hanshin 2400m because fuck youWinter, snow, soft, because fuck youAwful mood because, you guessed it, fuck you
give me another room, i wanna run my nano just for fun
>>2662058But who's winning Leo 2?
MY FUARKING GOAT HAS SAVED THE FRANCHISE
>>2662059I find it funny how that's just an edit of this.
sein_fish.jpg
>>2662074ENTER
>>2662068Girl's Legend U or Umapyoi
>>2662071>different conditionsNo neigha, no I'm not joining that shit. Might as well make it a long race fuck you
>>2662079I fucking love these dumbass creatures
>>2662018Since it's been floating around for a bit I'll make a fun rooma for it.CANCER OPEN STAKESCancer conditions, A+ rank limitBRING ONE:694723896947238969472389
>>2662068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuaO2p0lL4s
>>2662087
>>2662074
>>2662083How terrifying
THE QUEEN IS DEADLONG LIVE THE QUEENWHAT DO I DRAW NOW BROS
>mant is still not over
>>2662088Trap lobby, same thing happened in /uma/ a while ago.People will doxx you and call you an Open League shitter. Don't join
>>2662092Fuji as queen would be sick
>>2661986As always thank you for hosting dancho!
FINEILL WATCH SEASON 3 BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO FUCKING LIKE IT!!!!!!!
>>2662100I just brought a reheated Triple Crown ace.
>>2662102What would her reign be like? I will try my hardest
>>2662100Can you stop talking about your shithole for one second?
Not feeling even our stakes results. Maybe I AM MANTbroken afterall Though to be fair Kitasan is also a meta this track whatever
>>2662095Recreate the scene where Vegetasan Black whoops Android 19
ITT WE WRITE A LETTER OF APPRECIATION TO OUR NEWLY ELECTED QUEEN OF /V/MA ONE LETTER AT A TIMEDEAR
ATTENTION: The domination of Fronts for the /v/ictory stakes only prove that dominator is the problem and your seething hatred of Oguri Cap is, unfounded, irrational, and only trying to hide the actual boogeyman that is still unnerfed fronts.
>Fun stakes>Watching Germany kwab it out>Will fap to Kitasan to celebrate laterggs lads. See you next CM
>>2662115JANNY
>>2662115CHEATER
SHOW
>>2662115PAIZURI
>>2662115PITSLUT
>>2662115PITAGOD
>>2662115Armpits
>>2662109That's a bait. /uma/ doesn't host A+ lobbies. They're full on tryhard and whales
>>2662099You WILL get agemasen'd by Bakushinyou WILL chase after the guts high rollYou WILL spend weeks making subpar sprint parents
Queen Kitasan celebratory stakes encore!99410778994107789941077899410778
>>2662071I'll start the race at XX:00 if it doesn't fill by then.
>>2662115BLACKED
Nothing matters
Can the VAR check Kitasan's wins? I doubt they are legal
>>2662115FACE
>>2662110Because what is there to fucking care about? The outcome is predetermined every time a front or XOguri is going to win. It's not even worth paying attention to anymore.
>>2662115SEXO
Your queen demands to execute all doom and concernposters
>>2662115NIGGER
>>2662115BOOBWINDOW
>>2662095Kitasan aurafarming over the dead bodies of the 3 meta bitches she defeated. XOg, Bourbon and Maru
>>2662115PITPUSSY
>>2662092Did you even do Cancer? I didn't see any Fujiposting this whole CM.
>>2662128NOW THAT IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT TIME TO BEGIN THIS FESTIVAL FAGGOTS
Jobber Room for the broken and the defeatedRegular Cancer conditions65314668
>>2662110>only one plat win in URA>only one in Unity>two so far in MANTWhat's the opposite of MANTbroken?
>>2662135>VAR*VRA
>>266208812/18Bring your yesterday heroes! Or your current heroes if you did enter Open League! We won't know nor care regardless!
>>2662128AW YIS
>>2662139well like some people are just tired of blazing tracks man
>>2662139The doomnigger does the same song and dance every CM. Then he tries to convince people to go back to /v/ with all the schizos and the jannoid that hates us, It's tiring.
UMAUMAUMAUMAUMAUMAUMAUMAUMAUMAUMAUMAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2MLBGo_su8
>>2662115Maybe I'm just not into Kitasan because of how boring she is from S3 and just overall but I'm not feeling this queen win.Congrats anyways.
I ALREADY LIKE HER REIGNMOAR RACES WE WILL CELEBRATE UNTIL DAWN
>>2662149>tfw too broken to even join a fun room
Fuck you I'm not ever watching S3.
>>2662055Show me where it says fun and doesn't count, anon.
>>2662156
I got so hyped from finals + stakes that I forgot to do my scout races
>>2662147I took a break last CM from posting here and everywhere, I just logged into the game.
OGURI IS IN A BOX>OGURI IS IN A BOXOGURI IS IN A BOX>OGURI IS IN A BOXOGURI IS IN A BOX>OGURI IS IN A BOXOGURI IS IN A BOX>OGURI IS IN A BOXOGURI IS IN A BOX>OGURI IS IN A BOXOGURI IS IN A BOX>OGURI IS IN A BOXOGURI IS IN A BOX>OGURI IS IN A BOXOGURI IS IN A BOX>OGURI IS IN A BOXOGURI IS IN A BOX>OGURI IS IN A BOXOGURI IS IN A BOX>OGURI IS IN A BOXOGURI IS IN A BOX>OGURI IS IN A BOXOGURI IS IN A BOX>OGURI IS IN A BOXOGURI IS IN A BOX>OGURI IS IN A BOX
>every person who complains about MANT is a doomposter schizo>everyone not a fan of the current meta/CM is also a concernposting doommongereryeah alright
>>2662165
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH METWO NOTHING WRONG WITH METHREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>2662170Bite the curb
Now that Cancer is over.How are you feeling about Leo?
>>2662156>>2662165Congrats Fujibro!
>>2662163"Casual" there it is, it wasn't meant for regular CM conditions. Hope you can stop seething now
WE WILL NEVER SEE ANOTHER OGURI CRAP REIGN AGAIN
>>2662175No one asked, Kitasan Nigger
>>2662163also notable that the people in the room were just the usuals, it was the same level of competition
>>2662170No but the same retard makes the same posts every CM since we moved. Truly a /vm/broken person
Bros, it's not looking good
>>266208813/18starting at :10 since I can't wait forever
>>2662182Anon... she's meta in GL too...
>>2662176Comfy end to MANT
>>2662182Base Ogurin is meta for sprint...
I-ISTHE GAME IS FUN AGAIN
>>2662156>>2662165Actually way better than the other faggot, congrats
>>2662192NO
And with that, a mighty cheer went up for our beloved Smart Falcon. She had banished the awful /v/ictory stakes once again by letting Kitasan win, because the crown was HAUNTED
>>2662180>"Casual" there it is, it wasn't meant for regular CM conditions
>>2662193ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>2662192Umamon is really funMant is.... Mant is..............
>>2662192>Mandatory gutsmax on a distance nobody has any parents for :^)
>>2662192Always has been...
>>2662128>9/18JOIN JOIN JOIN BRING ANYONEFILL 'ER UP
I'm mostly just disappointed and irked that the stakes ended in 2 rooms>>2662192No
DANCE FOR ME MONKEY DANCE!!!!!! THE FESTIVAL HAS ONLY BEGUN
>>2662071I POSTED THE WRONG IMAGE I'M SORRYAnyway once again thank you for racing.
I'm /v/mabroken and the cesspool of metafaggotry that it is. There's like 3 trainers in this entire general worthy of respect because they actually try to win with their oshis.
>>2662192ALWAYS HAS BEEN
>>2662210I ain't grinding shit Chrono, you and danchou can blow me
Bros please post some cute Kitas my folder is completely empty!
>>2662182Anon... dirt 2000m without stamina gibs + golshi dominators...
>>2662192
>>2662210I'm RACING my RIVALS right now, not herding fans.
>Take a break from being depressed over my loss to go request shoes from my club>Everyone's celebrating and spamming the HARIKITTE IKOU stamp>Apparently Kita won the stakes>Check thread>It's realWhuh??? How'd that happen? Not that I'm complaining
>>2662210I for one am ready for the Grand Concert!
TELL ME NEIGHAS GIVE ME ALL YOUR IDEASI ACTUALLY LOVE KITA I WANNA DRAW HER A LOT
>got matched up in finals against the one solo ace UG Xoguri using a runaway blocker>even missed the stakes for extra salt in the woundI don't know how many second place MANT CMs I can handle, friends.The only time I've won was with my absolute worst team that barely even qualified. Every team I've put myself to the grindstone for and performed well with has gotten sacked by something in the finals.
>>2662220WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FUN FAGGOT TIME TO CELEBRATE, THE OLD REGIME IS DEAD
>>2662220A really cracked Kitasan beat everyone twice, simple as.
>>2662192two more weeks it will be
>>2662222I would like to see underboob and pits kitasexo
Maybe this is a sign I need to stop being so invested with our stakes that I'm being affected by the winners combined with MANT.Yeah I'm taking it easy from now on.
>>2662211Close finish. Good race Rice Shower.
65314668jobbers come job
>>2662222Swimsuit Pitasan please. It's summer
>>2662220>How'd that happen?Kitasan was unironically a very strong front for this CM
>club mate is at ten plats>i got my sixth this CMI swear i'm going to catch up to you one day! I'm going to be first rate!
>>2662222win variation as VAR SINSON
>>2662222sweaty kitasan
THE TIME IS FUCKING NOWPOST YOUR FAV UMA SONGShttps://youtu.be/zcWpnOmloO8
Wait people actually talk in club chat? Our is just shoes, sometimes an ace is shared and daily CM results.
>>2662222Kitasan holding the trainer down on a couch, forcing him to watch S3.
I am NOT feeling this stakes at all. I guess it's just living up to it's name, "Cancer"
>>2662234Don't wanna
>>2662245HOLD THE LINE SOLDIERGRAND LIVE IS COMING
I have a simple request, LARP as Mr. Cleat and explain why Kitasan won these Stakes POINTO!
>>2662242not looking good for _
>>2662128Starting at :15 if not full by then. Bring anyone, let's party!
>>2662238Umas in the Bar Sinso
A lot of you still haven't realized that Losing is Fun! I'm going to keep repeating it until you finally understand how to have >fun!
>>2662088Your competitors:
>>2662242Mostly just neverending chains of "wuv you.."s
>>2662249FUCK MR CLEAT
>>2662234>17m leftI wanted to join but others wouldn't be able to join anymore soon
>>2662222Kitasan forcing her trainer to lick and/or fuck her armpits
>The singer uma becomes queen JUST before grand liveI AM NOOTICINGI AM SO FUCKING NOOTICING
>>2662249The second host used Teio, which gave Kitasan a boost in inspiration to win the race.
>cleared the event>there's no /v/ma won's at rank SMY UMADEX WILL ALWAYS BE EMPTY
Sprintcasino is better going to live up to its name or i'm going to chimp out.
AINT NO FUCKING WAY I JUST GOT OFFTHE GOAT WON????????
>>2662255>>2662088Final corner:
>>2662249Umamusume is luck game, and Kitasan was the luckiest in 2 races
>Clubmate complaining about losing 3 CMs in a row.>Meanwhile I'm at 7 in a row
>>2662269ITS A FESTIVAL NOW ANON!!!! GWT THE FUCK IN HERE AND COME RACE TO CELEBRATE
>>2662249I like Mr. Cleat!
>>2662245>great ace from a strong trainer that isn't even the meta 3 wins>"uhm akshually dats cancer bro"
>>2662268There are barely any downhills. There are also consistent accels. This CM is a bigger casino with the fuckyou downhill.
>>2662222I want to ask for unending amounts of porn and titjobs and pitjobs. But it would make me very happy to see Dia congratulating her and both celebrating the queen of /v/ma crown
100000000000000 YEARS OF CELEBRATION BEGIN NOW
>>2662274Hey that kinda sounds like me..Listen I just wanted to win this one, as a cancerbro. I really liked the first but hated this CM. I still did well, but jobbed in the finals. I'm over it
Alright anon, you know what this means?SEASON 3 WATCHALONG
Let's not forget who is responsible for the stakes. Remember who has the power to rig them every time.
>>2662268The number of viable trainees is almost nothing because you need sprint, mile, medium, and pace. But out of those it's anyone's game.
Please post more images of umas with visible back muscles
>>2662258>>2662265>>2662273>>2662279These are funny but I was hoping for some unironic post-race analysis like they do in real races. Imagine you are Mr. Cleat but as a pundit in Saratoga
>>2662241Gotta go with the classichttps://youtu.be/4h0Ht6JyCxc
GOD I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH KITASAN BLACK SO BAD
>>2662287Honestly starting to believe der/v/ just a cy employee in their midst who rigs everything against me in particular
>>2662280>isn't even the metaC'mon bro
>>2662222Kitasan in a sweater that hides her boobs and armpits doing karaoke with Dia.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NOBRUSQUEMENTBROS????????????? WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO
>>2662088And Oguri takes the open stakes!Some things just don't change. Different league, same beast!Thanks for joining!
>>2662280
>>2662274
THIS IS YOUR ENEMYYOUR GOAL IS TO DESTROY HER
>>2662292I've never actually heard or seen Mr. Cleat talk, but I'm looking forward to seeing more of him
>>2662299GIVE ME FREEDOM GIVE ME FIREGIVE ME A+OR I RETIRE
>>2662241Tough three-way between these, can't decide which is best.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvoWpVmJHgIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFN3SK-lEakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPDN5mGUlYQ
>>2662286Restart it from the beginning and I'll join
>>2662299SO THIS IS THE POWER OF THE META HERSELF HUH
>>2661682What would you guys do? I am clearly still going to be playing and trying for CMs but knowing that I am the statistically unluckiest trainer in here kinda sucks, like no matter what I do I will lose
>>2662280She was literally one of if not the best front this CM you retard and thats the only reason you saw her in the stakes to begin with is because she was meta this time around. That's what pisses me off about the stakes very few people being horses they actually like and why the whole thing is a sham and a meta circlejerk.
>>2662296>she's top 7 bronot my problem that people didn't bother to train an end ayabe or digitan, let alone a good one
I can't wait for the Summer event. I'm exited for Mkween+Golshi hijinks.
>finally get a dirt spark on oguri>3* restraintLooking good!
>>2662299>OGURI CRAP IS SO SHIT SHE HAS TO FARM JOBBERS IN KASAMATSU TO WIN THE STAKESHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>2662313At this point just go for 15/16. Might as well be the best at being the worst.
>>2662313I don't know anon, my first reaction would be to "try harder" as in aiming for an even higher high roll but on the other hand, that could require more torture and let's say you do just destroy it and make some god tier UG7 and somehow you still job. It would probably feel like crap. I'd say just keep giving it your best and not worry about it. Remember none of this shit actually matters. Just gotta learn to shrug it off and laugh over the bullshit. Keep trying to improve in what way you can. Maybe your luck will turn around with the next scenario, you never know!
Don't get too fucking cocky SHITasan
>>2662128Oguri takes it! Thanks for joining everyone!
>Palmer happily sat in 3rd the entire race>XOguri happily sat in 9th the entire race It was over before the midway point, even when I make strong Uma that my luck always just turns out to be they choose the fucking final to be the race where they all collectively take the day off. I know it’s RNG but how does it fuck me like this so often?
I'd let kitasan fuck my tosho any time she wants
>>2662329THE FRAUD OF KASAMATSU LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIO
>>2662313Just run your favourites so you can at least enjoy the ace grind.
>>2662332Why you always gotta make it gay man
>>2662222Kitasan doing Palmer's pose in an /v/ma bikini wearing our official BK crown.
>5/6 have won queen of /v/IM NOOOOOOOOOOOTICING
>>2662340OUR HEROES!!!!!!!!!!
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF EISHIN FLASH
>>2662336But what if his favorite is Super Creek?Some >favorites are torture to train in MANT and you're better off doing an easier career to save your sanity on the grind, assuming your goal is to get plat. Oshigaming is not all sunshine and roses. You have to work ten times as hard to still fall short of the real threats, its not for the faint of heart
>>2662340IT'S HER TURN
65314668Jobber Roomlast call, please join or i am killing myself
>>2662340OUR FUCKING HEROES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2662340What are Creek and Finemo doing there? I can kind of see Fine if she's representing her card, but Creek has nothing.
>>2662340Why is Fraud Motion there?
>>2662340Is 4ine Mochan a fruad?
>>2662340I'll make sure my FineMo wins the next one
>>2662345Cannot sign up within 15 minutes of start time FYI
>>2662345You can't join anymore if there is only 15 min left
>>2662352oh
>>2662345I DID NOT JOB THO
>>2662339Kitasan 100% needs to be bigger
>>2662339sexo
>>2662340THE PROPHECY IS REVEALED
At least my Palmer won Mejiro Monday that’s what really matters.
>>2662345>3 minutes leftNeigha I cant fucking join, remake the room with more time
>>2662345>jobber room>GIGANANO is in thereOh no.
>>2662343I'm not asking him to run mile G victims. If Creek is his #1 fave he can also just run his 2nd, 3rd, and 4th favourite.
>>2662274Not him but I just want my efforts to actually feel rewarded for once.What's the point of building teams that do well in group stage only for every single one of them to inevitably fall flat when it really counts in the finals?
I FUCKING LOVE KITASAN BLACKI WILL RIOT LIKE A NIGGER IN THE ETERNAL FESTIVAL
>>2662344I'm doing my part. Got a sprint S Fine but I think I can still do better.
So who's the next coming of Christguri? I've learned my lesson now about skipping important trainee banners.
>>2662366BEEma WON
>>2662313A finals is the goal, if you get there and shit happens, that's just how it goes.
>>2662368Rickey, but she's really fucking hard to build since she needs ALL SIX greens for the current track. Free win if you manage to do it though.
>>2662340>Fine is a pace and thus theoretically has a non-zero chance of winning the sprint>Determined Descent might be good for the next mile CM?Finebros you'd better start cooking
>>2662330Praying to Shiraoki-sama could have prevented this
>tfw spoiled an extremely soulful B finals with double debuffersOnly one front and no Oguri or debuffers (that Grass is an ace not a dombot) is crazy.
>>2662368NO ONE is as broken as her relative to her era
>>2662363I don't like any mileslopper
>>2662368Narita Brian's altKitasan WhiteShinko Windy
>>2662368CinGrey Oguri
Flashbros...Germbros...
I think these might be my favorite growths in the game, they are perfect, I don' see a flaw in it. What about yours?
>>2662378Then get used to the milelet schedule. It's not ideal but it's not that hard to reach A finals on it.
MAN what a fun fucking thread
>>2662366>>2662370The legendary popoff that KILLED /v/ma
>>2662376God I miss group B, I'm not cut out for the group A metanigger autism.
>>2662368Rickey is the god of dirt for a long time.Machan is the front sprinter for a little while.Blaze Brian is still one of the best Arima Kinen runners in JP to this day.After that would be the three saviors of late (Sirius, NeoUni, Laurel).
I fucking love all of you bros, the stakes are some of the most fun shit ever
But I don't like parties. I like sitting alone in my room, playing games and being a virgin nerd.
>>2662274Bro I've been playing since the first Kita banner and I'm platless. I relate to Neicha because I've come in 3rd the last 3 CMs
>>2662350Paces haven't had a chance to shine for a long time. Creek won more because she's a long specialist. Finemo has a chance for the sprint I'd say, I'll give it a shot but don't get your hopes up. I always job these things
>>2662390YOU WILL ENJOY YOURSELF AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
>>2662389I wuv you all too, this is one of the best things that has ever happened to me, I cannot imagine myself missing out on this place. /V/MA ANNI SOON!!
jobber resultsgood night
>>2662389I wish I was drunk as her
>>2662398Nano...
>>2662356Boi-yoi-yoi-yoing
ALRIGHT ANONITS NOW OR NEVER, /V/MA SINGS IS NOW OFFICIAL!!!!!WHAT SONG DO (YOU) WANT TO BE IMMORTALIZED?
>>2662401HOLY PERFECT, now need to see it in her race outfit
>>2662392Been playing since OG Bourbon's banner and I have yet to win a plat with now 5 tries at A finals.
>>2662400this game throats my fat chode
>>2662402Umapyoi trainer version. It's the obvious choice and the best song.
>>2662384
>>2662402MISS VICTORIA
I just had a look at what new year Kitasan does, and apart from looking sex is their going to be intense seethe about her like XOguri when she hits global?
>>2662402umapyoi is the obvious one, but I'd like to see digigoats song as well.
>>2662402tracen ondo
>>2662402TRACEN ONDO
>>2662407>>2662402seconding umapyoi
>>2662368There's going to be constant XOguri tier umas released you won't be able to pull for all of them unless you are a saudi oil prince.
>>2662402MAKE DEBUT
/v/ma won collected, only the whore stands in my way.
>>2662402TRACEN ONDO IS THE MOST FITTING
>>2662402Do we even have people here with music experience? Not even just singing but putting it all together and editing it (and maybe a video) is not easy at all. /V/ sings Bury the Light took a long ass time to make, also I vote for Umapyoi Trainer ver. Too
>>2662410Feels like Kitasan Blanco is gonna be hated like V. Bourbs, she's another one of those "Easy" fronts that has all the broken shit built in, but somehow even easier than Bourbon
>>2662402LEGEND CHANGER!!!!!!!
>>2662413>>2662421Newfangled numa crap, not even in global yet. Next!
>>2662422We have a guy with music experience yeah, and im sure we got 1 or 2 guys with editing experience.
germany just kwabbed hard lolalso i second legend changer for the potential sings
Make debut is the ONLY choice bros
>>2662382Might be stockholm syndrome but i've grown fond of pic rel. It means you don't need to bring stam cards even for Longs.
>>2662422There's multiple /v/ the musical people in and out of here so yeah I'm sure we could. If they don't I can probably help stitch something together as a musicfag with some editing experience
IT SHOULD BE MISS VICTORIAWE ALL WANT TO HEAR OUR GIRLS SING IT
>>2662403These greedy japs keep outfits behind paywalls, unfortunately. I'd have to go digging.
>>2662402Miss Victoria or GIRLS LEGEND U are my peak kino songs. I don't really like Tracen Ondo that much.
I've got extremely shitty editing experience if that's needed, but adobe managed to smite my pirated copy of premiere after 5 years of use so I'll need to find something new
>>2662423Accel + speed ult that triggers sub 600 metres puts her ahead of v bourbon I’d think? Ol’ bourbon has the natty groundwork though I suppose.
I second miss victoria
>>2662432>>2662440Oh nice, If the /v/ the musical guys are regulars this could be great, otherwise trying to get into contact will be ass
>>2662444Girls Legend U is fucking great
>>2661743wew that was a much better stakes than expected! I don't think anyone thought Kitasan would manage to win so many rooms, except for the one anon that brought her. A really fun time, sorry for the little blunder of the last round, I didn't click refresh while writing out the post!!! Next time won't happen for sure. And if any newfag is actually wondering if the other room counts and it's not just the same shitposter that always pops up at this time, yes rooms hosted by other anons do count, I'm not any authority here and you can just do whatever you want(except bring more than one uma :]) the chaos is part of the fun!As always, any feedback is appreciated on anything from banner design to hosting schedules and anything else, thanks for joining /v/ma!
We should sing Umasugi Gourmet Parade
>>2662402>AIDS front wins stakes>/v/ma thinks I'm going to start celebrating and singingI literally see no difference between Kitasan winning and XOguri/Bourbon. Same exact shit.
I do cupcut edits on TikTok so I think I can cook something up.
Miss Victoria is TRASHLegend Charger is the only correct option
>>2662451LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2662451Nigga she only won 2 rooms back to back. This is as short as our 1st XOguri stakes winner
>>2662451Wuv you host!
>>2662451BASED
>>2662418I finally found one after dismantling my team slowly scouting from S -> A -> Pickup a D mob uma. While I ran out of tickets before being able to run Jordan, I plan to keep her around to help out
>>2662442Okay I've had enough.
>>2662451THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF OGURINIGGERS
>>2662454
>>2662451KEK
>>2662454do you fell like you're crashing out because dober turned out to be a rugpull? :)
>>2662451LMAO THAT IMAGE, I know what you are /sp/bro great work as always
>>2662451You did great anon also lmao
>>2662451Thank you dancho! Wuv you!
>>2662464Have you?
DOES SHE KNOW SHE NEEDS TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE FIRST TO WIN THE STAKES BROS?
>>2662469Why are frontfags like this?
>>2662451Okay I laughed
Weird, thread is more active now than when we were posting results and rooms
>>2662451Thanks for hosting.>feedbackI still think double-hosting (i.e. two room numbers in one post) after the first race is a good idea.>bannerPlease post the sword and shield Bourbon as a standalone image, it was cute.
>>2662451holy kek
>>2662480The veterans were spamming refresh to get into the stakes. No time to post.
>>2662480probably because world cup game is over, it really might be slowing things down considerably. gotta understand for most countries its like the superbowl to them except everyday for weeks
>>2662480It's truly the Beginning of a New Era
I feel so so bad for Krautbros, I really wish this hadn't happened, you guys don't deserve this ;___;
I've ran Kitasan in every single deck since her card released and in 2 CMs and I don't know the first goddamn thing about her other than she likes Satono Diamond.
Doomposters are ALWAYS wrong, I didn't even screencap the fastest it was going.
>>2662464Why is Makween such an alcoholic?
>>2662480Basically >>2662484, I'm not going to risk missing the stakes because I was solving a captcha at the exact moment the post with the rooms appear.
>>2662474She only moves for food, and I had placed it just beyond the finish line during the stakes that she won.I couldn't do it this time because I ran out of food from her previous two terms and queen Bourbon forced me to turn what little I had remaining into biofuel.
>>2662480I was watching Germany having a KWABOTY
>wins>"busted ass soulless meta uma">loses>"kwab trash uma"i finally understand keiba ojisans
>>2662491This poor board really is just our playground lmao
>>2662482>sword and shield bourbonbro that's the RX-78-2 what are you talking about
>>2662439I always struggled to get stamina with power cards even with that
>>2662413>>2662412>>2662421Tracen Ondo would be hard because it needs background singers doing the SORE and other things.
>>2662491OHNONONONONO DOOMBROS I THOUGHT WE WERE WINNING THE GASLIGHT WARS
CAFETERIA IS CLOSED FAGURI CRAP SORRY WE GOT A FESTIVAL TO HOST
>>2662498alright which teiobro took a dump under the monkeybars
>>2662474Did somebody say victory steaks?
>>2662491We are the third fastest thread in the site behind the official laugh at Germany thread and the deltarune general and neighas will STILL doompost LMAO
>>2662491bro i swear /v/ma is dying please we have to go back to /v/ please just one more thread i swear we wont get deleted this time
>>2662491I see you, but posting that when we alone doubled to boards PPM is a bit iffy. If anything you should have compared it toi when we BAKUSHIN'd the janny to death with an 8 PPM thread on /v/.
>>2662451>rooms hosted by other anons count >didn't during Falco???
>>2662499Sorry I don't speak gundam.
>>2662501I can be the lead vocalist and you guys can be the background singers
>>2662491WE RUN THE VIDYA BOARDS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>2662451I was only able to join once but thanks for hosting!I just hope our stakes lasted long again like the previous one
>>2662507It's funny because there is a /v/ thread up right now and not a single person has posted in it except for the schizo.
>>2662506>Not 1st/v/ma lostEoS soonIt's Dober
>>2662491>>2662502I mean it literally WAS moving slower due to the world cup, but not anything to doom overPersonally I'm still MANTbroken so doomers are right about that
>>2662505>Cancer Steaks>Oguri eats them and gets sickThat's my current conspiracy theory.
>>2662510the host of that one specified it wasn't meant to be a stakes race>inb4 out of context single post screenshothe said it multiple times later, how can you still seethe after this much time lmao, falkeks are pathetic
>>2662491Why do NEIGHAS never understand that we are sprinters at heart, we are quite literally faster than /uma/ right now, and then we'll drop back down to comfy cuz we are sprinters and they are stayers.
How do we make a joke thread for the next thread? An OP featuring and making fun of only XOguri if possible
>>2662526No joke just KitasexoLast time we had a joke OP after steaks all the anons that woke up were confused.
>>2662525We're also straight and they're the big gay.
>>2662526I'd rather just see a regular Kita celebration thread.
>>2662526PUT NISHINO FLOWER INSIDE THE DRUM THAT WILL BE USED DURING THE ETERNAL FESTIVAL
>>2661555I did in fact get 1st placehttps://files.catbox.moe/887760.png
>>2662526Why do we need troll bakes? This isn't /vg/.
>>2662525Who cares
>was getting in the mood to draw Kita>she wins the stakesEXCELLENTIt's been too long since I've drawn a q/v/een anyways
Our beautiful, regal, majestic q/v/een...
>>2662526just have picrel as the OP
>>2662535We did one last stakes?????
>>2662526Meanwhile, at the /v/ma Training and Farming State...
>>2662534Congrats Briangamer.
>>2662536I don't, but it's for comparison. Like doomposters are so annoying cuz they clicked refresh and there weren't 100 new posts.
>>2662543
>>2662491It peaked at like 8 or something I believe. Which is the same as always, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>2662543I'm gonna leave my uma unattended for a bit, you fuckers BETTER DON'T TOUCH HER
>>2662534Congrats to Fine Motion bro and her houndsMr Burns edit when?
PLEASE STOP SLANDERING OGURI CAP ;_;
>>2662553THE FEAST OF KASAMATSU
>>2662545it was literally slower (temporily) due to the world cup, it was noticeable and people commented about it, who fucking cares though! Why are we turning this into some tribalistic pissing contest over le DOOMERS. It was a fun thread but that doesn't change that the fucked that the CM sucked ass and so does MANT
>She was meta for this CM!>She's sovless!>She ONLY won 2 and the second one didn't count because...>Muh sovlful oshi didn't win >:(I don't give a FUCK. I didn't see ANYONE in these threads predicting a kitasan win. She's sexy, loves to party, and she's not a repeat queen. I'm happy.
WHAT THE FUCK I GOTTA HAND OVER MY CYBERWARE FROM THE BOURBON REIGN?
>>2662553I'll slander Smart Falcon. Smart Falcon STINKS
>>2662553We're gonna treat her like how Keibafags treated Opera during her peak.I don't want that to happen. Oguri is too cute for that treatment.
>>2662558HAND OVER THAT HACHIMI CLANKER
Reminder that you do not need to reply to bait.i am begging you from the bottom of my heart
>>2662559Least obvious Currencel
>>2662557I have to do mean things to that OC again
I MISSED EVERYTHING
>>2662526you already tried this with taishin and you know how it wentfollow the tradition and make the winner the OP, it should be a kita thread. it wasn't even that big of a KWAB
>>2662569At least you managed to see the greatest fumble of all world cup
>>2662570Taishin was the biggest narrative KWAB of all time, yeah this isnt nearly the same, this is welcome
neighas talking about the new thread when we still are at 800 posts
>/v/ma is celebrating a black queen murdering in cold blood a white queen?
Reminder that everyone who replaced their body parts with abominable machines will have them violently ripped out. Your clanker overlord cannot help you anymore!
>>2662577We are very quickly approaching image limit
>>2662524>the host of that one specified it wasn't meant to be a stakes raceDo we really want play the ex-post facto declaring of a room to not count game, on an anonymous forum no less? Should I start hosting and then declare any rooms that have umas that I don't want to win to be not serious?
My only sprint sparks are on Urara. Do I use her with a sprint borrow on Taiki to make mutating easier? Or do I use medium sparks so Taiki has better affinity to pass on a single sprint spark unless I get lucky with Taiki's run?
Reminder that somebody lost their plat to a cheater
>>2662578But it was a Bay queen murdering a Gray one though
>>2662579>possibly the final queen of the MANT era is Kitasan Black>THE uma who brought the MANT eraDude wtf. This is actually fucking kino
>>2662581>40 posts to goUh not reallyhere let me help you out impatient fucks
>>2662584you could simply stop having a melty and train a better falcon LOOOOOOOOL BTFO
You know who's going to be the next q/v/een? That's right.
>>2662593This poster is curren
>>2662591I fucking wish, we have a sprint CM for some reason
>>2662591Did not mean to quote but enjoy the (You)
>>2662593Curren would say this
>>2662596Flower probably unfortunately
>>2662596YeppersNishino flower.
How the hell did Germany get out this early?
>>2662596Hello!
>>2662596It's lookin Fine for /v/ma!
>>2662596The superior feeder will reign.
>>2662596That's right!
>>2662602On one hand, I don't like Curren at all. On the other hand, Smart Falcon ruined my life.
>>2662596I DON'T WANT TO GET FAT AGAIN
New bounceslop
>>2662609Why's creek breaking it down in the back?
>>2662596No one cares about a wilted hag like taiki
>>2662612>Smart Falcon ruined my life.How?
>>2662617That was when Taiki got outed from the throne.
>>2662616Unironically the least bouncy vid they've produced in a year.
I think you guys just hate certain umas and will bend the rules accordingly.
>>2662610This reminded me, wasn't akebono supposed to be THE sprinter? What happened to that? Haven't seen anyone say it since her banner.
>>2662619by being fucking ugly
>>2662607paraguay's trainer motto is literally >hunting impossible utopiasit was written, they'll win the wc
>>2662616That's pretty subdued at least
>>2662570That's not me, I won't be baking tonight
>>2662596Run faster, Taiki, the Ashen Beast will rise again
>>2662616Barely bouncing deau
>>2662616Nice
>>2662617Think it was made around the time Creek was Queen
>>2662596My money is on Nishino Flower.
>>2662624Gotta wait for evolved skills to save her
>>2662619I will never live down the last cancer cup.
>>2662596The Thousand Year Jiggie Reign
>>2662616Will this faggot ever do umaporn? Hard to believe he used to post on this site
>>2662625I'll kill you
>My oshi will never win the stakes, which sucks>But she'll also never be meta enough to even be viewed as a contender, so I won't ever have to worry about her getting slandered for losingAt least I'm not a Taishinbro!
I cannot believe I missed the whole stakes....recordings?
>>2662616Needs more jiggle/10I want to see those gentils bounce
>>2662623>you guys
>FELL ASLEEP>MISSED GERMANY KWABBING>JOBBEDI HATE IT
>>2662646I really thought my oshi had a chance in one or two stakes but backliners had it extremely rough during those ones.
>>2662651Girls don't exist on the internet.
>>2662649No, but have this
>>2662646>two of my top 3 are the biggest slander targets of all timeIt's really like being back in school. Yes I was the freak no one liked.
>>2662659ITS DOBER
>>2662646Seiun's already been our queen though?
>>2662655There's always next time NTRanonymous.
>>2662623Nobody oshis Oguri, at least the clanker and maru have sex appeal.
>>2662649I really hope youtube anon got them, he said he was here but that he would take longer, could we have a confirmation?
>>2662658that's not what that implies>you guysmeans you consider yourself an outsider, otherwise you'd say "we", or "us"
I for one like the running gag of Falco always being the O in the banners
>>2662662I don't think he meant seiun but rather that he earned a nap anyhow
Wait if kita won...isn't she like a canon drinker? Is this finally my excuse to try cider?
>>2662666that's fucking retarded
>>2662670Get yourself some fuckin cider right now bro
fine motion won me in group B finals! let's all start drinking unhealthy amounts of wine!
>>2662667She's round enough to do the job well.
>>2662671But was I right though?Are you or are you not in a /v/ club??
>>2662670Yuuuup. Kita is a bit of a drunkie(juice)I'll go drink a beer and draw some kitapits
>>2662670>ciderGAY!!!!!!Pear cider is quite nice, give it a shot for sure!
>>2662673Congrats Finebro
>>2662670Is there a drink associated with her or something?
>>2662666>why aren't you including yourself in the activity you aren't participating in hmmmmmm? Curious!Drop the psychology textbook for a minute anon.
>>2662534Congrats!
She fell short again....Next time, will be another shot
>>2662683Falcoooo...
This is the part where you dance.This is the part where you boogie.
>>2662680Cygames sold some alcohol as merch years ago, and I'm pretty sure kitasan was one of the umas featured in that collection.
>>2662680In her career she takes her toreina to a remote isolated village to hang out, sing, party by themselves and take cider shots
>>2662676>draw some kitapitsBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>2662685>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X42y9VEpPog
>even in random promotional material Dober is jobbing
>>2662681Hrmmm it appears I've struck a nerve!
>>2662685My queen moves like this
>>2662540Baking with this next OP. What should I change or add in the OP
>>2662696Bruh, just do kita or we'll ignore it. Simple as
>>2662691The consequences of being RUSHED
>>2662696I'm the one who posted it, and don't. It's better to celebrate kitasans victory than laugh at the xoggers loss.
>>2662685She dances and dresses like a dude lol. Good thing she looks gorgeous and sexo in her race outfit
>>2662696Do CUTEasan, and add something at the end congratulating her as the 12th queen of /v/ma.
>>2662691Dober should be as KWABposted as Taishin is, she's just as much of a loser. It's because STARasterSTAR agents kill any anon that tries to shitpost her, otherwise she would be slandered far more...
>>2662696Let's not start with the wrong foot and make a normal Kita thread, yeah?
>>2662696Dude just use Kitasan jesus christ
>>2662685Me on the left
it's over....
>>2662696Just bake a Kita one no need to invite potential melties into the next thread
>>2662705Dober does get slandered a lot tho
>>2662696Post it in the first posts or something
Man look at all those (You)s!
>>2662696Just use >>2661935 as the OP it's a classic.
>>2662696Here, I even got the OP image for you if you'd like
>>2662709The Germans still had spirit left in them? I thought that was thoroughly crushed and dismantled since the 60s at the latest, given how the hell they've operated.
>>2662705Did you miss all the dogposting?.... it's hard being a Doberbro these days...
I don't speak nippon, do these ship to evropa?https://kurand.jp/products/umamusume
>>2662718Seconding
>>2662699>>2662701>>2662704>>2662706>>2662707>>2662711>>2662713I do think it'll be funny though just like how Germany lost
ALTERNATIVE BAKER SAVE US FROM THE TROLLPOST A KITAPITS THREAD AND MY SOUL IS YOURS
>>2662718THIS ONE
>>2662721I did thankfullynow let's put that behind us, and don't ever bring it up again
my smaru beat two other xoguris and bourbons to win plat, should i be OK with this
>>2662696
>>2662718>>2661935This one please if someone's baking properly THANK YOU
>>2662730Do you even have to ask? You won. My Smaru jobbed, be happy
Very coolVery originalThe one with End XOguri wins
>>2662725Nah not worth it, then we get yuros waking up being like>DOOOOD OGURI WON AGAIN?Kill mr cleat btw, I just wanted to say that
>>2662705Taishin gets hate exactly because she has been meta for several CMs. Same with Falcon.
>>2662726>>2662725I'll just bake a real thread in case this guy actually does a troll bake, if we don't use it the meido will kill it
My first stakes, what a fun thread guys. But I do wanna ask something, how do you guys even join so fucking quickly?
>>2662736>sweeper All sins forgiven CHAD
>>2662738Taishin was overhyped at the start of the game and really hasn't hit her stride until recently honestly. Last CM was one of the first times where it felt like she lived up to the hype
>>2662723They don't ship overseas.
>>2662744Thats why It lead to some INSANE humiliation.
>>2662738I don't believe Taishin is hated it's just fun to bully her.
>>2662741Save your solo ace in the quick team, refresh the thread as much as possible
>>2662739Just post Kita in it because she won, don't make it about anything else.
>>2662741by refreshing maniacally, copy pasting and having your ace set up as a preloaded "team" so you can just click and immediately etner themJoining is notoriously hard, people are crazy fast
My 12th plat. Think it is going to stay this way for awhile. My sprint parents are awful.
Dude i am about to draw some of the best kitasexo you'll ever see, just you wait
>>2662402U.M.A. NEW WORLD
>>2662741Our speed facilities are at level five by now from all the previous stakes threads.
>>26627414chanx plus having my girl already set in the first My Team slot. Just copy and paste and go.
>>2662741>how do you guys even join so fucking quickly?That's the fun part anon, I didn't!
>>2662744Taishin was always an upgrade to Gold Ship if you were good at the game.
6502 209318 slots, Bring 1Cancer CM settingsIt's that time again, or rather it isn't. It's the Bright Handicap, Cancer edition. Made solely because I am at work when CM Finals happens.No actual rules other than bring 1 Uma of your choice. Maybe you're also a wagecuck. Maybe you want one more CM race to join in on. Either way, you're right on time if you're bright!
>>2662739If you will please bake with this >>2661935I think it explains the Cancer cup and stakes perfectly
>>2662741those young masters have cultivated their stakes tianshi-jutsu (forma de caballo(烈火猛虎剑式)) for much longer than you, junior. You will figure out some day...
>>2662741>give the uma you want an unique sticker>open a public race>on the select uma screen, go to filters and select only the sticker of your uma >now only your uma you want to join with will show up when you click the slect uma button>sit in the search race and wait>see the code pop up>ctrl + c, ctrl + v fast as fuck>click the slect uma>click the only uma that shows up>join
>>2662752I am a single one behind you bro, don't snooze or I'll catch up! Congratulations
This plushie doesn't fucking exist anywhere, I looked
>>2662763I'm drunk, hopefully it's somewhat readable
>>2662763Setting it as a saved team is much easier, anon
>>2662758Gold ship just straight up outperformed her in Gemini though. Having the big mid-race ult gave her an edge in a time when everyone was running witlets with very little skills. Taishin is doing much better now that stuff like Daring Strike exists and you can actually afford to buy mid-race skills with MANT
>>2662765Mercari
>slightly subpar stats>no S from parents>fast learner + those skillsI'l take it!
>>2662741I could not join a SINGLE one this time around, they filled up in less than 5 seconds. Its a bit luck of the draw
>>2662771>Mercaribut those have cumstains
>>2662774To be fair we only had 3 or 4 rooms, and it the winner was decided at the 2nd room.It ended that fast this time.
bread?
>>2662769Yeah taishin is objectively better now, gold ship has been crept a lot, but like. During those early eras she kinda blew
>>2662775Beggars can't be choosers anon
Maybe I'm still going with the joke bake. You guys just hate fun
>>2662777Third no?>kitasan first one>bourbon second one>secondary room due to popular demand opens, kitasan wins>fourth room is made as the third is ending, smaru wins it
>>2662778Someone's doing the bred
>>2662769I would have made a Taishin that was stronger than Gold Ship for Gemini if I had her at the time.
>>2662786Potentially
>>2662784So it's still at least longer than the 1st XOguri CM. Must have missed the Bourbon room
>>2662784oguri won one too, a nose against kitasan
>>26627596/18 slots filled. Cancer CM settings.Come join and be slow with others.
BREAD PLEASE I NEED TO POsT AN IMAGE PLEASE
>>2662765I saw a Taiki Shuttle figure once and I swear to god it doesn't exist outside of this picture.https://files.catbox.moe/tnhyqq.jpg
>>2662792No you dont
>>2662792catbox it
>>2662796Probably a GK
>>2662792Your catbox script?
>>2662797YES I DO FAGGOT I WANNA SHOW SOMETHING OFF. I DON@T HAVE KITA IMAGES TO BAKE SO BAKE YOU FUCKING NIGGERS >>2662800>>2662803no
Baking in a minute
>>2662796That's a garage kit, bro.
>>2662802>>2662806O-Oh.
>>2662771I looked there and I also can't find it
>>2662804I was going to bake but since you're being so rude I'm starting to reconsider
>the vodka vodka isn't exportedhttps://litter.catbox.moe/nchh5k6vqr5s9jw0.png
>>2662790>>266275913/18 for the Bright Handicap. Will start at :45 since going fairly quickly. Will most race info again on anon's next bake.
>>2662810Just use a forwarding service
>>2662809FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>2662807Any situation like that where you can't find listings (even old ones) or any other pictures is probably a garage kit
>>2662813None of my go-to's have it.
>>2662814>>2662814>>2662814Was waiting for someone to bake a Kita bread but no one wanted to so I continued with my idea like from the last stakes' Taishin
Ignore troll bake, I'll get kita
>>2662804Post it in /uma/ then since you're so schizo about it
>>2662784XOG won one but yeah someone needed to tie in the last one and Maru won the last one So it wasKitaBourbonXOGKitaSmaru
>the absolute attention faggotry
It's over
>>2662813Most forwarding services won't ship alcohol to the US because of bullshit regulations around it
>>2662824Use this one pretty please? >>2662718
>>2662823>Gets told by everyone to not do it>Does it anywaysLameNot gonna use itBake another bread
>>2662823IS THIS THE ACTUAL BREAD? WHY IS IT OGURI WTF
Someone bake a different bread.
>>2662835>>2662837Come on we did this last time people ought to know it by now it's a joke
>>2662829Even worse, I'm an eurobro and our regulations are even more strickt. The fucking guys who tell you how to work around alcohol regulations tell you just to not try it for countries outside the EU. You just need to pray some EU seller happens to find one.
>trolling outside of /b/
>>2662835He always does this. Just ignore him and wait for the other guy
Not worth arguing over it bros>>2662843>>2662843>>2662843Just ignore
that's a big yikes bro..
>>2662846Thank you! With this both wins
Why do you guys hate fun so much? You guys are lame
>>2662859Its just tradition breh, no harsh feelings.
>>2662841I get you man, but 10 people telling you not to as it's just another way for a thread-derailing melty to start should have clued you in. I get that you find it funny, but you getting dogpiled by anons telling you not to should have been enough for you to reconsider.
>>2662859Everyone told you to just use the other image if you wanted to make fun of Oguri, stop being a fucking nigger
