>Leo CupRegistration begins July 12th, 2026.Race Conditions: Nakayama Turf 1200m (Sprint) Right/Outer, Summer, Sunny, Firm. Begins July 12th>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, July EditionA three race series based on the 3600m Bakushin ran, the Hakodate Sprint Stakes, CBC Sho and Centaur Stakes. The higher an uma places in each race, the more points they get. Point gain will be based on their highest placement in that race. Conditions are below>Hakodate Sprint Stakes (1200m Hakodate, Spring, Right, Good Mood, Firm Sunny)>CBC Sho (1200m Chukyo, Summer, Left, Normal Mood, Heavy Rain)>Centaur Stakes (1200m Hanshin, Summer, Right, Great Mood, Good Cloudy)>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (July)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HMG2tgBbAAEjXHW.jpg>Fun Race of the Month"Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and Maruzensky>Halo and PrincessThe track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry! Race will be held July 11th at 6pm Est.>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2704462
Windy Ikunoda!
>OC OPKINO
Meido, do your fucking job
Is it worth using speed sparks to push the speed cap higher, or is it diminishing returns past 1200?
>>2706895Diminishing returns are still returns. Do you need all the sparks for power?
It's Fuji Friday
>>2706895It is diminishing returns after 1200. You get half the gains and half the effect but it's still worth it because sprint S scales high at 1300 speed.
>spamming and flooding>avatar or signature use>Trolling outside of /b/>automated spambotCome on
Alright I gotta do one more MANT suicide run to finish the event mission, anyone (you) want to be punished for agemasan-ing you/not finishing her chain?
Remember>trolling outside of /b/>spamming/flooding>avatar or signature useLotta options.
>>2706902Kill a bakushin for me.
>>2706902I have a lot of resentment towards Bakushin right now.
>>2706895I like to add a little bit of speed along with my power. I aim my aces to be at 1350 speed
>>2706902It's not an agemasen, but I am annoyed at Kita for repeatedly not finishing her chain
>>2706902That bitch bakushin has refused to finish her chain the last 3 runs for me, and the run before that I got agemasened
>>2706902Natie. All my sprint S runs are without OYL
Belgium Spain is a fucking semen slurper. Gonna host some rooms
>my CM16 team is a UG7 Taiki, a UG6 Oguri and an SS+ FlowerFlower being so much lower in rank is nothing if not thematically accurate I suppose
>>2706895If you're talking about the CM then raising the speed cap is a drop in the bucket. It's more optimal to use all power sparks for efficiency and race more for skill points.
Asking again, any ideas on how I can drag Maruzen through a parent run without being able to directly inherit Angling or Plancha?Red Shift is a no-go on a lot of tracks, and I've done more than enough careers by now to know that a front without reliable accels on certain G1s WILL just break her legs and die.
>>2706895Can you do that AND still cap power? You'll lose a lot of power from doing spd sparks
>>2706919>UG7 TaikiMy blood pumps when I think of such a strong uma806373348063733480637334Come at me
>>2706899That it is.
>>2706925Why can't you have Angling?
>>2706927Probably only to umas with power bonuses
>>2706925Other than buying skills early to build a lead not much you can do
>>2706925Run her as pace on the problem tracks perhaps? I don't think it's that big of a deal though.
>>2706927I usually come in just over 1200 power with mixed speed/power sparks.
I'm falling in love with Mr CB 's song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VJRB9aTFv8
Should I start building updated Stamina parents if its as difficult to build Stamina in Grand Live as people say? Should I be doing them in URA or Unity (fuck MANT)?
>>2706928Get FUCKED nerds824752238247522382475223Let's keep going.
>>2706928>Taiki in 9th
>>2706936I'm building a Leap Forward parent. There are no Sky parents, whether mine or borrowed, that have it sparked, let alone with the necessary pinks for this setup.
>>2706925It's a parent run, you're not training wit so you can focus power and speed and just statcheck the races. If you really feel the need, get a Seiun grandparent with 3* green and hope you hit the inspo or get Final Push
>>2706946MANT has some really good skills only avaliable there for now
The sprint casino...
>>2706925Just put maru on late since you are farming leap forward anyway, so you are farming for late skills
>>2706947Why aren't you watching Spain - Belgium? You've stopped hosting for way worse games
>>2706904>>2706906>>2706913Lets hope she learns her lesson
Im gonna start with 1.5 anni, do I rerolled for MLB tachyon or hello?
>>2706962Both are in the same banner
I'm having fun
>>2706961
>>2706964Bamboo vs Mambo who would win in a race?
>Grab Gourmand>Spe is still a stupid bitch and can't win the Kikuka Sho or Tenno Sho SpringI hate her so much
>>2706962Tachyon. You only need light hello at LB1.
>>2706962Tachyon needs to be MLB, Hello can have fewer copies
>>2706962Tachyon because Hello is pretty much just for the upcoming scenario. As long as you have the SSR version of her you're good. Tachyon will be used in your deck for a long while since you won't have many other options for Speed cards, especially if you end up mostly pulling for girls instead of cards.
>>2706947BANG! 519870935198709351987093>>2706960Spain is the king of boring semen slurpers and the Belgium golden generation is a bunch of washed old men. Just think it will be a boring slaughter
>>2706946Blue sparks in GL are a very complicated topic because you don't just do 18* power for everything like all the other scenarios so far. You kind of have to start with planning your support decks first to find out what studs you'll need.
>>2706972Bro they've already scored you are missing out
>>2706925
The dream (un)ending
>>2706944We got another one.https://youtu.be/TRjJJcaPPvY?si=xuHLGW7lBpOPkudl
Is it worth to pull for LB0-1 Daiichi ruby for backliners so I can keep my borrow slot open?
>>2706964Wait isn't Bamboo a sprinter?>>2706980Oh, I thought you finished
>>2706944CB is pretty sexo. Might pull for her if I don't bleed out my carats
>>2706972Still 3/9, please join! I need stronger battles.>>2706974I got it on the tv
Consider?
>>2706981i love mr. cock and balls
>>2706986I've already been raped and gouged by you 10 times bro, what's the sauce for your umas? How the fuck did you make them all so strong?
>>2706988Her banner isn't even up!
>>2706983power support = whale bait
>>2706986>I need stronger battles.I need stronger umas.
>>2706988I love my wife!
>>2706983Assume you pulled. What else are you gonna borrow then? You should already have Kita Tachyon LH Bourbon/Finemo/Nattie/CB
>>2706984Sprint Mile with C in medium and G in long. She has a secret event for senior year arima kinen.
>>2706988Am I a bad torena for enjoying off-model art more than regular art?
>>2706999Yes
>>2706999For enjoying it MORE? Yes.Had you said you just enjoyed it then it could have been acceptable.
>>2706996>You should already have Kita Tachyon LH Bourbon/Finemo/Nattie/CBexplode
>senior october>bakushin finally starts chainfuck you
>>2706988Palmer is NOT that big.But I wouldn't complain if she was.
Seemed relevant considering recent threads
>>2707006Also we need more umas built like Danni Ashe.
>>2707000>>2707001I can't help it
>>2707003Whats so difficult about that? Reroll for kitasan, spark the wit card banner of your choice depending on your main style, spark tachyon banner. You didn't assume all 4 wit cards, right...?
>>2706972>no accelsACK227620942276209422762094
>>2706983It's a good skill for both Lates and Ends, but you are probably not rich enough to pull for it without fucking up your plans unless there's literally nothing in all of GL you actually want. And I mean really, it's 0.2 more accel than the white version you can get from some parent + your unique accel inherits, and only on Sprints (only slightly more common than Dirt CMs) and Miles. Is that worth you having the card yourself?
>>2706980Keep on dreaming Bamboo!
>>2707012I think that anon did
I feel deep a hatred for people more successful and better than me, I cannot use that as motivation, I want them to lose and be miserable like me. I can't help it, it would make me happier for all the trainers here to lose than for me to win
>>2707012Some of us didn't realize we were going to be lateCHADS in the future so skipped Nice Nature and now it's too late.
I don't have a single wit card other than a 0LB nature I got spooked by and event barbin of course.
>>2707010Hehe built
>>2707022That is a based mindset if you ask me
>>2707024I missed event Bourbon.
>>2707022crab posted this
>they missed or cleated the welfare cards
>>2707013>Late start AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA911241159112411591124115
>>2707032I cleated fantasy Golshi and I still regret nothing
>>2707032I can excuse missing a card because not everyone is a day 1. Cleating is retarded though
>>2707023Selector is soon, right with the stash of crystals
>>2707022Running double debuffers with sGolshi inherit?
>>2707033Never seen the overcrowded strategy thing before, whats that.
>>2707033>occupy positions 3 and 4 at the start of late race>4 swings wide and 3 gets hardcore blockedI can't stand sprintslop
>>2707023I still have my first anni voucher and I'm thinking, since it's really between that and making my Creek 1LB...
>>2707040literally exactly what she said
>>2707040It means his umas got brocked
>>2707032AAAAIIIIEEEEEE WHERE WILL I GET SHATTERPROOF NOW??
>>2707032No one does this
>>2707032I cleated speed gold ship and stam rob roy, I don't regret either
So many people need to die in this world
>>2707032I am a filthy post-launch player so I missed the first two events
>>2707022What if they lose and use it as motivation and only get stronger?
>>2707052Dream journey would say this
>>2707048>>2707034>>2707032There's really nothing wrong with it and I regret uncapping some of the ones that I have. So many of these event cards are completely useless and would have been worth more as a few free pulls. Fantasy Golshi, S.Daiwa, Air Shakur, Zenno Rob Roy, Stamina Doto, Bright. I will never use any of these cards and neither will you.
>>2707052jewish billionaires say this
>>2707053I remember when people were talking up event Spe, but I ultimately got more use out of Guts Machitan
>>2707058I did use S Daiwa and Air Shakur thoughever.
Can I reach 1100 speed and 1100 wit in an aoharu stud career if I don't have Finemo and borrow Falcon?
>>2707060It was basically impossible to run paces without innate gold recoveries back in URA without MLB event Spe.
>>2707033Not satisfied, gotta remake flower and oguri143892991438929914389299
i'm glad i didn't cleat a single event card because new auto career benefits form mlb ssrs and gives better stats than mlb srs or non-mlb ssrs
>>2707023>Some of us didn't realize we were going to be lateCHADS>now it's too late
>>2707065Yeah that's not too crazy
I need a fucking Leo team but I'd rather use my new Kritzkrieg and summer sale games. Sorry Danchode
IM FEELING LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY!!!!EVENS: EVERYONE GETS LUCKY RICKEY!ODDS: NO ONE GETS RICKEY WITH THE FREE ROLLS
>>27070676/9Come race
The only card I kinda regret not rolling at the time was Speed FukuI was able to get by since I had Kitasan, Creek, Finemo then Topro MLBed but Fuku was glued to my borrow slot for all of MANT
>>2707073I don't want her and would never run her if I did get her so I don't really give a shit.
>>2707073Thanks for disrupting our ki flow and ruining this threads fengshui
>>2707073There are free rolls?
>>2707073I do not particularly care about Copano Richard.
>>2707074I don't want to, I have a 100% loss rate and nothing I change improves it
>>2707073no... my TT dirter team...
>>2707073There are free rolls on rickey?
>>2707078Yeppers, same with bamboo at the very end of her banner
don't show this to ttbroken
>>2707058According to JP, autocareer's SP and stats are purely dictated by a card's rarity and MLB, so welfare SSRs are just as good for auto parent farming
>>2707083Can we save the bamboo ones and use them on rickey?
>>2707078Yes. But they're singles, so.
The new guy hasn't done a single career since joining do something dancho AAAAAAAH!
>>2707089Good enoguh for me.
>>2707073NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LEARNED CHINESE FOR NOTHING
>Get Speed Star>Get In High Spirits>Kitasan uses the last turn I can get support events to hang out with Sweep instead of finishing her chainMare pussy got her acting unwise...
>>2707091Based as fuck
i LOVE summer
What day does the great anni gibsening begin?
>>2707058I use Welfare Shakur all the time in end closer parent runsShe has some good skill hints, and getting a gold heal without needing to bring Creek comes in clutch sometimes for long G1s
>>2707067Still 6/9 hurry!
>>2707101
>>2707101We can probably expect the countdown to anni to come next week
>>2707104fine I'll force my Princess to run the humiliation ritual yet again
>>27071064 days? Excellent
>>2707091
>>2707106I have a weak memory from times long ago that people said the seiun SR is good. Gaslight or no?
>ANOTHER Spe hot springs ticketI don't want to go to the hot springs with you you fat bitch
>>2707067Fuck911831769118317691183176Last one cuz its slow>>2707109You are strong, you should be proud of your umas.
>>2707104I'm busy in the looping mines...
>>2707117I mean its not bad but you should be using SSRs by now
>>2707117good if you don't have enough wit SSRs
According to the google doc we're getting four free pulls on /our/ hall monitor and five on the chinese uma.
>>2707121Huh, that Fuji did much better than I imagined. The other two were gunna job but that's interesting.
>>270711710 Training Effectiveness and SP bonus, plus she can give you Early Lead/Fast Paced/Front Savvy/Groundwork from hints. No Wit Bonus though.
>>27071273.69% chance of luckshitting rickey? I like those odds
>>2707121Still 3/9.....where are my rivals?
>>2707135T.M Opera O Effect
>>2707135all the losses have caused irreparable damage to our fighting spirits
>>2707135I don't want to look at the roulette wheel spin anymore it's just going to piss me off
Do i have any chance at beating the ricky bricky with other dirters like acute or hokko?
>>2707121Good race bros, thanks for coming! Flower has to go. I'm gonna remake her
>>2707146Acute? Probably notHokko? According to a dacchi, yes
>>2707146Summer Hokko is really good
>>2707146consider HOEH
>>2707149Recently I also heard from a dacchi that Acute is not so terrible, she has a current speed unique and good evolved skills. Just has a big accel problem because she has zero in kit. It should be easy to solve as we get more options in the game.
>>2707091He does ask for shoes which is very puzzling
>>2707151Summer hokko is gonna be excellent but she's also like a million years away. She is just before the 3.5 anni
>>2707154Hence probably, she isn't bad, but she far from great which is what Ricky is gonna be
>>2707151Summer Hokko commits the grave sin of being less lewd than her original outfit.
>>2707161Why are you gay?
Spain are out lol
>>2707148Despite the SS+, i like my taiki
>>2707160From my understanding dirt is going to remain peak frontslop>Rickey>Falcon (all versions)>Transcend>Espoir CityRough for us
>>2707146Hokko has a full power accel unique so should be strong in theory. 3rd-4th placement requirement for activation can be quite inconsistent and she has a useless gold recovery potential though. And she's not out for this dirt CM so kinda moot discussion there.
>>2707161Both are great in their own ways
>>2707165Summer taiki is really really good, mind posting her
>>2707166To be fair, there aren't many options to begin with
Blaze Brian is kitlocked to pace chaser right? I'm a late main so I was considering using her but it doesn't look like mutation is kind to her
do you get anything for maxing out Riko's bond without her card?
I'm banking on the average player being unable to max out Rickey's green skills
>>2707173Unique is top 4 and all of her potentials are pace only. There's zero reason to run her as late.
>>2707175A wonderful strategy until you run into one that has all 6.
>>2707175Okay. Now what's your plan to beat XOguri?
>>2707169could be better missed speedstarmissed in high spirit but inheriting sprint S and sfv is a pain in the ass
>>2707173Yeah she's kitlocked to pace. She's strictly a long pace chaser specialist. If you wanna run Brian in other stuff you run base brian
>>2707166>frontkino+dirtludoholy peak
I WANT TO watch kino WITH TRAN-CHAN
>>2707179Run my own XOguri, duh
>>2707175>Jobs to Xog
>>2707175it's fun when everyone always thinks they're above average
>>2707190If he's posting here chances are high he is above the average global player tbf.
>>2707190To be fair, the person with 1 plat is above average. Most players are casuals
>>2707180Excellent stats but yeah could've been better. Still very good for a ratinglet though. Is your team done?
>>2707073Brickey...
If your highest Team Trials score is less than 1 million don't speak to me
>>2707191>>2707192Q E D
Do I think I could build Rickey?YesDo I think it is worth the carat and time investment? Absolutely not.
>>2707196Biwa can you stop getting mood downs, thanks.
Cm17 Is gonna be fun as fuck look at this shit
>>2707202Throw a few mutated dominators in there and we're in for a fun time.
>>2707193yes.camp taikiogurisweepmight make a late sweep to test
You are so unbelievably adorable
>>2707190What is a global average anyway? Like, i cam see how average /here/ could be like 4 plats, and im way below that. But i feel like average of all the global players, with those who take it easy, play occasionally, etc. Average has closer to noplats for most people.
>>2707202>Take a recoveryLMAO -.15 CURRENT SPEED>be secondLMAO -.15 CURRENT SPEEDDominator track btw.
>>2707213Imagine, Solshi inherit, and only one gold skill is dominator, plus these two...
>>2707211It's hard to tell what the "average" plat count would be here because you got outliers with 10, 11 or 12 plats. And you got guys with none or 1-2
>>2707213>recovery on dirtI mean, other than xog, who does that?
>>2707211Idk, but I'm bringing down this thread's plat average.
Reminder if you didn't pull on the FineMo banner until you got all ten ramen animations your account is bricked.
ENOUGH WITH THE MOOD DOWNS FUCK OFF
>>2696347Following up on this after a few days of gathering data on all the events I'm hitting in across a careerIn Unity I have not seen a support card on>The first 3 turns>New Years (neither year 2 nor 3)>Inspirations (neither year 2 nor 3)>Valentines Day>Summer Camp>Christmas Year 3>URA Finale SeasonThere are events that occur after the date change but before training, and events that occurs after training but before the date change.Support card events happen before training and it seems like you can only get one event before training.So other events that happen before training can be said to interfere with support cards.This includes:>Random trainee events (Fatty events, costume events, and basically all trainee events that give you a choice, mood down events).>New Years, Inspiration, Valentines, and Christmas.>Random Unity events (not the ones that advance the story). These are the ones like All Together! Say Cheese! or A Cheer Song for the Team where you get +10 to a stat or whatever.>Some Trainee story events. For Akebono, this includes Mismatched Match, Sweet Little Hero, For a Buono Race!Some exceptions:>Extra Training is a random trainee event, but happens after training, not before, so doesn't interfere.>Fast Learner events happen before training, but can happen on the same turn as a support card event for some reason.Since people are saying their support cards finish less often in Unity than MANT, the next step is to see what MANT events, if any interfere with support cards, but I don't want to do a bunch of MANT runs anytime soon. From memory, MANT has tons and tons of random events that dripfeed stats, but they don't interfere with supports. And MANT doesn't have trainee stories and holidays to interfere.
>>2707221This track is flatter than suzuka and GL gives you zero free stamina, you will probably need a recovery if you can't hit fat MANT white sparks.
>>2707202I HATE DE*UFFERS I HATE DE*UFFERS
>>2707220There was a poll about a month ago, asking "which uma got you a plat" it had about 300 votes. That WOULD put the average at 1 plat per, but it does not count repeat wins (and Golshi won more than one for a lot of people, for example), and all the people who did not vote. Assuming the poll to be true plus all that, i feel like 3-4 plats is a good estimation
>>2707202>Dust cloud only directly behindNothingburger. The golshi lmao 4x doms need to be lates.
>>2707234Gold ships unique can't activate dominator twice actuallt, it could only activate keen eye.
>>2707220thanks for saying 10 is impressive that makes me feel a little better after my win rate got raped by mant
>>270723710 plats are 10 plats. No need to ever doubt yourself with those in your pocket, especially since platlets like me still exist.
I am never gonna make it to round 2 in A
>>2707236I thought the entire point was 564 triggers before dominator does, so you get the dominator effect, and then back half late race actual dominator triggers
>>2707163This aged well.
>>2707244it ACTIVATES the skill, the same skill can't be activated twice unless it has a cooldown
>>2707247Oh that's a lot less saucy.
>>2707225For me, it's the bottom 3rd
>>2707244No, you use 564 to trigger Dom on races where Dom doesn't normally work, while on Mediums you also get Keen Eye, a Mile debuff from City's card, and hope 564 hits Keen and then Dom procs naturally
>>2707237Anon the average player doesn't have a plat, and the average "great player" is probably closer to 6 or 7. 10 is objectively a ridiculous achievement. It's hard to quantify when you live in a bubble here surrounded by a bunch of monsters.
>>2707244You best case scenario is you put the Shichi speed SSR gold skill which is mile only on your doms so the Golshi ult activates the mile skill and then your Doms dom as well.
You hate Bakushin because she AGEMASNs you. I hate Bakushin because she doesn't give me Sprint Corners hints. We are not the same.
Keen eye is pretty much another dominator anyway, so 4x doms are in the menu
>>2707221It's a medium, not a mile, and so you'll be bringing Creek in your flex slot if your name isn't XOguri
>>2707252
>>2707254Bakushin doesn't agemasen me, she doesn't finish her chain at all.
Danchou is DEAD
>>2707261Good
>>2707261Long live Danchou!
>>2707261RIP BOZO
>>2707261I just finished a run, fuck you, go back to MANT
>>2707261and we have killed him.
>>2707261Shouldn'tv'e picked stallion as his wife
>doesn't give you hints>doesn't finish her chain>agemasens you>roams to shitty lone trainings >you still love her
>>2707202>dirters love to oppress others and throw dirt in their eyesYep yep, dirters are a bunch of subumans.
>>2707256Average is going to be 1.5 per debuffer since it's a coinflip if 564 hits Dom or Keen Eye, unless it's a super late proc and Dom already fired, but yea, it will be oppressive and XOguri + 2 of them is gonna ruin the CM for anyone not named Rickey since she has u=ma again for consistency
What does the TT retention line look like currently? I'm in the cock carousel right now.
>>2707252What is an "Average player"? Does an "average" guy even play daily? >>2707257>2000m3 questions: how much stamina would we need there? Do dirt tracks consume more? Could i not get enough with sparks plus power trainings? >>2707270Yup!
>>2707273Should be at around 855-7k right now
>>2707270she was my hero in the original sprintsloppa so yes
>>2707274>power trainings?You quite literally don't touch power in GL. They have the weakest tokens.
>>2707273It's not looking good
>>2707274>Could i not get enough with sparks plus power trainings?Power training is dead in GL. Power notes are the least useful, and you don't want to spend extra turns pressing a single rainbow instead of a double with your wit/speed cards which also gets you less notes rather then directly training stamina to get it done efficiently.
>>2707284>>2707280Are we talking zero power trainings throughout the entire career or very few?
>>2707273Time to remake em bozo
>>2707286Unless you're doing something like chasing light hello around you don't touch it
>>2707269Nishino and Sweepy are the only mares worth wifing.
Woman please we do not need your nails exploding in the middle of a race
>>2707292wow, what a great scenario
>>2707274Average player prob is stuck in a D-C club and plays every once in a while
>>2707274The average player does not play daily and does a few careers a week, doesn't roll on cards unless it's had months of hype buildup like Kitasan, impulse rolls on umas as they come, and will forget to do CM runs. They will never see A finals in their life.Removing them from the equation skews what 'average' is a lot.
Lukaku is somehow fatter than Akebono
>>2707287Upgrade your cards neigha
>>2707295many are saying this
>>2707300what
>>2707305700kg fat nigger Belgian striker
>mood down right after senior summer>double mood down events in late NovemberFuck you Curren
>>2707309Wow and Euros call us fat
>>2707297Hope you've been enjoying the taste with Unity, except instead of ball RNG, it's not getting enough notes
>>2707148I told you the game was going to be good, fucking trust me next time /v/rochacho
>>2707296Not again!
>>2707297This but unironically
>>2707299Can you even call them players?
Are WE (yes, WE) pulling for one of the three goddesses of late?
WHERE THE FUCK IS BAKUSHIN
>>2707321No I have zero interest in Rubert
I was watching the game what did I miss I missed like 80 posts
>>2707321Not me. My only late goddess is Tamamo and I love her and no one can replace her.
>>2707321I hate Helios so of course
>>2707321I love Helios so of course
>>2707324READ NEIGHABACKREAD
>>2707321Why yes, I am pulling for Christmas Vodka
>>2707321>can be used as end>extremely strong in sprint and mileYeppers
>>2707325She's an END chud
>>2707321she's a mare so yes
>>2707321Yes.And I will run her and Helios together whenever I can.
I am a lateGAWDI will not pull for uniI will not pull for laurelI will not pull for rubyI will not pull for sirius I will only win with vodka
>>2707321She's sex but It would take her being likeable for me to pull a sprinter/miler
Slipstream any good this CM?
>>2707321Only if their uniques are good inherited.
>>2707321MaybeRubert is cute and looks like she could theoretically work as an end closer too, so I'll consider her if I end up with carats to spare
>>2707321no, late is the worst strategy
>>2707292wait so is it possible to hit the 1201+ power needed for fully charged purely from sparks + speed clicks? i understand that the "no power clicks" was advice from players who didn't have that mechanic before
>>2707336But you WILL pull for Kris.
>>2707309Is he fatter than Ronaldo in his prime?
>>2707342It's midrace velocity that only requires someone to be ahead of you, so yea, it's great for trying to get in position for SfV/Blossom
>>2707353Yes, way fatterhttps://files.catbox.moe/x1pgi8.mp4
>>2707321Yes, designed by committee specifically for (me).
ACCELERATE FASTER
>>2707333That's the fun part of Tama, I can run her in many different ways. I even have her as a pace this CM.
I really like how every uma has at least one guy go crazy for her. Except for ________ of course.
>>2707336I've LITERALLY not seen anybody on /v/ma run Vodka since one of the early mile CMs
>>2707368True, Jobmond Fraud's posters are all paid actors/alt accounts.
I like that there is still 6 days before CM, my team is garbo and hasn't won a single room
>>2707370I ran Vodka in the most recent mile CM
>>2707368Despite the memes, Winning Ticket and Tamamo Cross have not gotten a single piece of OC in /v/ma
>want to learn how to draw for /v/ma better>decide to watch some other guides instead of winging it with loomis>really its all just https://youtu.be/vUp4gPDPeDoI respect all our drawgods, and any drawbros, really, deeply. >>2707376'Ey im workin' on it!
>>2707376tickezo literally had a mspaintGOD piece a few days ago
I wonder once the Sprint/Dirt gauntlet is over will we finally return to soulful CM rooms with a wide variety of oomas?
>>2707379Nay
>>2707376She's right there though. No, I can't draw.
>>2707379
>>2707379We're being thrown head-first into xogger teritories again after that.
>>2707379Wouldn't surprise me if the mile after the dirt is just more xoggerslop
>>2707377>>2707378>>2707381Ok, I'm trying to think, there is no way all umas have OC, what about Hishi Amazon, Fuji Kiseki, Cafe or Akebono, one of those at least doesn't have any, am I misremembering?
>>2707387I can't remember any haru OC.
>>2707378hey I was using Krita :/
>>2707379I for one, am looking forward to run Rice in the mile cm with evolved Determined descent
>artposting>guess I'll continue with my semi-shity one>
>>2707395>implying we're getting evolved skills that soonlmao
>>2707387>FujiPHAHAHAHAHAHA...You serious?
>>2707379>Hanshin 1600 >Kyoto 2200>Nakayama 2500>Chukyo 1200>Tokyo 1600Holy slop
>>2707397https://w18.monkrus.ws/2026/04/adobe-photoshop-2026-v275-multilingual.htmlCourtesy of /g/.
>>2707400another sprint that soon what the fuck?
>>2707379CM19 and 20 will be oshikino.
>>2707399Aren't we getting them in the big update?
>>2707392Urara got that thighjob OC that was hot as fuckhttps://files.catbox.moe/shq9db.png>>2707399Was I wrong? Please bear with me, it's hard to keep track of that, at least one of those doesn't have OC I'm sure
>>2707400Arima Kino is the best CM.
>>2707405Meant for>>2707398
>>2707385777 is way too early, but Blossom is on the menu again but SfV is also too early so it's probably going to be a pretty balanced CM position wise since everyone has a valid accel between Blossom, Pump, and Angling
>>2707379I think it's time for /vm/a to accept the harsh truth. Long CMs are the only soulful CMs.
>>2707404THIS TIME FOR SURE
>>2707404The only oshikino track is Tokyo 2400 turf
>soulful honest kino of the highest caliberTokyo 2400>slop fake mickey mouse cupeverything else
Are there any dirt sprint CMs?
>Sprint S>Good training>Prof of Curvature>FineMo agemasen>Bakushin never shows up for her third eventEVERY FUCKING TIME. I HATE THESE FUCKING CUNTS SO FUCKING MUCH GOD DAMNIT
>>2707321I'm pulling (my dick) for Ruby!
>>2707419So if I have a Taurus plat star, does that make me a soulful honest top tier trainer?
>>2707416gold ship isn't my oshi
>>2707406cant post all them, but here: https://mega.nz/folder/D3pCwTAD#knYaIbuudCUNYY47EecuGATama actually had at least, Bono did as well. also, i cant find the piece where fuji is showing her boobs, but its censored by the fuji event rewards thingy, so have this one
>Inspired by drawGODs and download krita too>Have no idea what I'm doing>Only idea isn't even a drawing so download video editor for the first time everYou can really tell with the last one I've no idea how to do it properly but practice makes perfect
Another victim of kaichou's jokes...
>>2707426Only if you didn't win with xogger or bourbon
>>2707431KEK
>>2707431kek
>>2707430Ok, thank you mate, I think Hishi Amazon might be the only one without OC then
I swear every run my girl is on good mood for 75% of it in nu-Unity
test
>>2707441And Rudolf
>>2707437I don't use fronts and I don't even have XOguri.
>>2707442>Finally get a mood up event>Next turn it goes back down
>>2707431This is incredible LMAO
>>2707431Yada!
>>2707430>>2707441>i cant find the piece where...because i was searching in the sfw folder, dumb neigha
>>2707344Its not theoretical she can fully work as end
>>2707444Actually... Wait no... You are right
>>2707376what are you talking about man those 2 have been featured multiple times on the stakes bannersfunny oc is still oc and we need more of it
>>2707445Congratulations
>>2707376That's 99% of umas bro. And that's not even true, there's an MSpaint shitpost of sweating tama in a dark room with /v/mapyois fan count behind her
>>2707428Ok? Any Uma can win on Tokyo 2400 turf because Red Shift is universal on that track which is why it is the one and only oshikino in existence.
Janny Memory...
>>2707431kino
>>2707387Just because an uma hasn't been drawn doesn't mean no one cares about em bruh, no one's drawn Aston machan
>>2707387I haven't seen any Ardan OC.
>>2707465That's not true. A drawfriend made pic rel.
>>2707420Dont think so but thats a Loh
>>2707469you can't post that on a blue board
HAHAHAHAHA ASTON MACHAN IS INVISIBLE IT'S SO FUNNY I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING EVERY TIME
>Muh oc muh oc muh ocMake some nigga, pick up the pen
>>2707456I know, not saying it doesn't count if it isn't lewd, that's retarded. I was just trying to refresh my brain
>>2707431Kek
>>2707465wrong
>>2707477But I'm bad....
>>2707477im trying, bweeeh! >>2707377
>>2707481Oh right. This guy's stuff is really cute. Is he still around?
>>2707477I'm trying to download russian photoshop
>>2707477I don't feel like drawing today
I can't tell if Uma Stan is actually that important for Lates for Leo or if the win rate on Hakuraku is just inflated by that one Wedding Mayano that has a like a 60% winrate over 300 races.
>>2707495Uma stan seems like such a nice skill to have for end late and pace
this is the artist whose art i love btw /sp/artans might have a point...
>>2707477I drew this the other day, I have more ideas but I am still ass at digital
>>2707495Go to the explore tab and exclude Wedding Mayo
I don't know how people hit 2600+ skill points with minimal optional races run. When I try it my skill points end up being abysmal dogshit.
>>2707503What point?
>>2707508How many races are you doing on average
>>2707508Train wit
>>2707508SP bonus on Sweep and Tachyon and level 5 wit training for all of senior year
>>2707503How do you say "Sweaty Twin Turbo" in spanish?
>>2707477Best I can do is this picture of Fuku wearing uggs I made the other day
>>2707508Secret events, if finemo gives right handed I pick +45 sp from fuku and on senior year I usually pick the +35sp if I'm good on energy
>>2707514Gemelo Turbo SudorosaT. Took spanish in high school.
>>2707510That run I did 13 but most others I do 15-17.
>>2707477I went out exercising instead, fuck drawfags one in thousands going to babysitting centers in my areas.
>>2707516Bet her feet smell fantastic after a race
>>2707508SP bonus is cracked dude, thats why tachyon is a massive deal
>>2707507>>2707502Either way I'm getting some of my worst statlines ever trying to fit in Fantasy King for Uma Stan so I'm just gonna go back to borrowing Neicha and pray the Uma Stan hits off a couple grandparent sparks.
>>2707477I posted some last thread: >>2706274
>>2707527Blinding flash is terrible what are you cooking
>>2707528Holy shit I want to fuck her until she's looking good
>>2707528Take this as a compliment, your art style is very goonable
Drawfags I still genuinely don't understand how you are supposed to draw the girl/object/creature/clothes over the basic boxes/shapes without it looking like this (I know the meme isn't correct but it was to illustrate my example)
>>2707530I just said I wanted Uma Stan.
>>2707528This is fucking amazing, she is hot as hell
>>2707528why does she have Golshi's retard hat?
>>2707477I have art block again, my wrist was hurting anyway
>>2707534simple, you draw those as the boxesunless you're doing a set that gradually loses clothing, you can just draw the clothes and skip over the naked body
>>2707538We're all retarded
>>2707535There's like a million uma stan parents. I would borrow MLB Naruto and use marvy for fast and furious
>>2707544>MLB NarutoI only got MLB Sasuke dumb ass neigha
>>2707544There's a million Uma Stan parents but there's no Uma Stan parents that also have Leap Forward and sprint sparks.
Just how MUCH SP bonus can we stack next scenario?
question for parent looping: once i have uma stan on both great grandparents do i stop using anshinzawa for the guaranteed uma stan and rely on inspiration procs?
>>2707402Up and running now after finding a torrent that doesn't require an invited account + a 300 rouble fee. Wuv you!
>>2707538Her hair style would have shown off her lack of ningen ears. >>2707534Forms should be simple and a guide to put muscle and then clothes atop. Check morpho or Manga materials in sadpanda. I'd stick with (nude) gesture drawing to work on proportions and line flow first though, those are more important as a beginner imo
>>2707274pardon for reviving an hour old topic, but heres a glimpse of an average normalfag torena
>>2707554Depends on how much you want to gamble and what you're giving up
>>2707554I wouldn't stop using until you already got a full grandpa.
>>2707553Not exactly much before your deck looks retarded
Mood up events into an immediate mood down event should not be fucking allowed.
>>2707553+5 SP bonus to all trainings with all the songs, tachyon gives you +2 SP. Who knows how much more you can get
>>2707558I saw someone bragging under a post on umatube that they finally managed to make an A+ in NUnity after having played for multiple months a week ago.
Taking a break from parent and sprint runs to build a new TT frontIgnited Wit works as a substitute for Prudent Positioning, right?
>>2707555Any time, anon. Enjoy.
>>2707572Yep
>>2707572Correct.
that was a fun little inspiration
are we getting half tp event on 1.5 anni?
>>2707580My aces could never.
>>2707581half tp and double rewards iirc
>>2707575>>2707577Cool, thanksI was pretty sure that's how it worked, but figured I should double-check since I don't use fronts that often
how much stamina would a big nige need for team trials mile?
>>2707534Alright so the box is really useful to get more or less where things should be placed in perspective. If you have a hard pose, you can use boxes and other approximations(like a bean for the torso) to more or less guess where everything should be, and on top or in another layer you start drawing your organic shapes, which are your body parts.If you wanna draw hyperrealism, machinery, vehicles, city landscapes, etc, then boxmaxxing becomes way more useful, but imho you don't really NEED to use boxes to draw anime girls, you can get by with more organic approximations.Still it's good as an exercise. Every time I draw I do some basic shapes, doodles as a warmup before. You end up doing those reps by inertia and mileage, instead of drawing 10000 boxes before starting to draw anything else. That's an excellent way to end up hating drawing.
>>2707540>>2707556I see, I am still struggling to wrap my head around it but thanks>>2707539Buy a vertical mouse, genuinely stopped all wrist pain for me
>>2707570>guys i finally made my first SS>5 wit 1 speedevery fucking time
>>2707592I broke mine, it's just gonna bother me for the rest of my life. I'll try it out since I'm desperate for relief.
>>2706899>>2706935Fuji Paizuri Kiseki
$FUJI just crashed to 0...
$FUJI just skyrocketed to 10 billion
>>2707605That's not how you eat natto, Fuji...
Phew. Team Trials are starting to get harsh....for old MANT umas that is.
>deletedThis is why Amazon is the superior Dorm Mom
>>2707591Thank you very much for this, I think I have a block around this because I have always been trad and almost never drew digitally (where layers make this way more straightforward) when I tried to do that on paper I ended up with a blob of lines that I got lost in and erasing was even worse>>2707599Ah damn, sorry to hear that, ganbare anon I hope it helps you, it certainly helped me
Also, quadruple sprint spark on a failed ace
>>2707592I second vertical mice, i haven't felt wrist pain since using one and can even gayme with it
>>2707620This, it took me a while to adapt but now I can game and be as accurate with my vertical mouse as I was with my regular one before. I can't tell the difference, well yes, my wrist never hurts now
>>2707610lol
>>2707622I'd love to have one of these but they're so expensive since they came out so long ago
11 DAYS UNTIL GRAND LIVE (AND INDEPENDENT TRAINING)
holy shit the Kita/Neicha chain finishes at the buzzerI don't think her stats are going to be good enough though
>>2707610>nattolooks disgusting
>>2707622https://youtu.be/1_5CJf-up-c?t=832You were supposed to recreate the ocean neicha, not buttslam it...
I just glued my only dirt spark
Reject shopping for makeup and watching romance movies, embrace GAMING at the arcade with your BROS
>>2707622At least you can find listings for it, THIS PLUSHIE LITERALLY DOESN'T EXIST ANYWHERE
>>2707639Meant for>>2707626
>>2707631it is
>>2707637Shichi spotted
>>2707639I feel your pain. Palmer basically doesn't exist.
Not shown: Pedal to the Metal, Burning Spirit SPD, and Ignited Spirit PWR.Maybe she could be the one. The Princess that was promised.
>>2707639I wouldn't buy it used either, jap otakus can be pretty extreme
>>2707639I see it on JP mercari, m30198485704
>>2707650I've bought A LOT of second hand merch and everything has always been in great condition.
>>2707650Nothing deep cleaning can't remove right?>>2707652HOLY>100 yurosI will have to think deeply about this, I also wanted the horse version and maybe a figgie, this is tough
How does it feel like in HotUmaGlue honestly?
>>2707652How does one buy on Mercari anyways? I never used it do I need some proxy black magic to get it shipped to Yurostan?
>>2707658
>>2707658Probably not very good, I feel so bad for them, they will probably have to merge with /herse/ or Horse MD soon
>>2707659I used Buyee some years ago but the shipping prices went up by a lot so I haven't really touched any proxy services since. They had some magic shit with DHL where things would come in a couple of days and not even cost that much for how fast it was.
>>2707649Looks good, straightaway skills are not really worth taking, anything you could have picked up instead?
>>2707658They seem to be chilling.
>>2707664/herse/ is full of rotting corpses I am not opposed to merging with them
>>2707674I hate to doom but it's the truth the clubs are dying, especially the lower ones
>>2707674Haha yeah, and you're still at a higher rank than my club.
>Pre-debut practice poor>Fail the 2% twice in early junior yearBamboo...
>>2707680The 2% from Practice Poor feels like way more than 2%.
>>2707679 (me)This came off wrong. I have no problems with my club or how it's ran. I joined an openly chill club to not have any performace pressure and I'll stay here.
>>2707659I use Japan Rabbit with DHL, works great as a burger and they seem to support yuro service if I'm reading it correctlyMercari is basically the only place I check for resold old merch
>>2707669I thought the Style/Distance Straightaways were the only decent ones to take.
>>2707678>Doom It's not doom it's simply pragmatic. If there are enough free slots in the clubs so that the lowest ranking club could be dissolved and merged into all of the rest, it would lead to a quality of life improvement for everyone. Everyone would get more carats and the clubs would be all full of active players.
>>2707412>after-school stroll perfect proc>speed carryover insta procs flash(leap) forwardcertified xogslop
>>2707692It's the corner ones, the race is a giant corner. You could trigger them at the beggining or near the finish line
>>2707697>disolve the lowest ranking clubs>all the lowest fan farming anons join high clubs>AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE DANCHOU KICK THEM THEY AREN'T GAINING FANS AT NEARLY MY RATEIt's fine to have some retirement home clubs.
>>2707692straightaways are late race velocity this CM don't worry it's fine
>>2707669I may have fucked up royally then. I could have taken either Ramp Up, Position Pilfer, or Homestretch haste but just one. Pretty much the only other options I had besides upgrading to NSM or Rising Dragon.
>>2707711Ramp up and pilfer were good. Ramp up is something you always take because when you overtake someone it lets the uma push ahead and lock in the spot
>>2707691I don't even like lemon sour but it's so tempting to buy it anyways, I might just do it.
You can always tell when Curren is about to bomb the Sprinter's Stakes for attention
>>2707680>>2707683It happened again
>>2707715Well with my current parent set up hitting that again doesn't seem too hard so I guess back to the mines I go
>>2707728Sunday is really solid card if you got her. Ramp up, straight, hesitant pace, tails. All discounted and good.
I wasn't paying attention and skipped past losing a unity race fml.
For xOggers in CM17 I think you use corner, 777 and shake it off? i feel you can pull some nasty shit with shake it off
>>2707704But what about the actual active people in those dying clubs? Literally horse MD had something like 20 flatliners last time I checked. I'm sure a lot of the few active people barely hanging on would be happy to be in a not dead club. As for the people who haven't logged in for days/weeks I doubt they're going to be taking up premium spots as half of them don't even fucking log in to the game at this point.Retirement club is sugar coating it. Those clubs are in a dicey position and will be unable to bounce back. /herse/ for instance was never intended to be a retirement club. Take a look at /v/agabond as well, tons of inactives/flatliners.It's unironically looking rough for /v/agabond, /herse/, horse MD, hotumaglue. Meanwhile the top clubs all have a few vacant spots. Ample opportunity for anyone looking to jump ship, just sayin
>>2707666>>2707691This sounds complicated as hellllllll fuuuuuuck
how the hell is Taiki always the easiest uma to get highest rank? there must be something else more than 20% bonus speed and 10% bonus wit
>>2707731Shake is inconsistent. Check where uma2 triggers and where are the up and downhills.
>>2707723This is the pose of infinite bad luck. Agemasens, 1* guts parents and bare minimum inspirations will come to you unless you post "Discipline does not win!"
>>2707736No, that's literally it.
>>2707736no that's literally it
>>2707588Like 600-700 iirc
>>2707731standard uma2 triple seven corner gourmand combo, as always with shake it off as a potential cope
>>2707731XOg is going to be even easier to build and more dominant because Corner or Straightaway recovery now work with the fix to BofA to make it not useless, it's Hydrate, 777, reliable recovery, and u=ma for backup. Shake It Out is the cope option for when there's not a reliable backup that can't brick the 777 activation
Any rooms?
>>2707736She also only runs like 8 career races and none of them require you getting stamina
>>2707747777 trigger Is too early, you'd need to trigger it on the final corner or entering the final late
>>2707749no, we are going to sleepgreeting from Berlin
Wait, so XOg triggers her unique here to speed carryover,right? Why not simply use smaru and save on two recoveries?
>>2707734Not at all, you just enter the URL of the item listing into the proxy website to let them know you want to purchase the item.They purchase it on your behalf and store it in their warehouse in Japan, then you can request them to package and ship it to you.It's like giving a shopping list to someone and sending them to the supermarket instead of doing it yourself.
>>2707753Smaru with no built in golds or her card against prime rickey and falco, good luck.
>>2707731It's going to be extremely easy. The standard activation will be Hydrate, Ignited Stam, and 777, with um=a2 as backup. You might think 777 is too early but the ult lasts for 10 whole fucking seconds, so you'll get speed carryover and ~3.5s of acceleration out of it.
>>2707733/herse/ is grim yeah, but the others are fine.
>>2707751Wrong. It's not pixel perfect accel, but it is instead also providing carryover.
>check the thread>mergefag doomkek back at it againyikes, time to do another parent run then
I feel bad for the Banana fucker, he started strong. I just think he needed to be harder on his flatliners.
>>2707758>Ignited StamMay i ask why over corners when it wont be given out for free in GL?
>>2707716Never mind they aren't an EU based reseller so I can't have it shipped here.The dream of drinking Vodka's vodka is dead untill the next time I get drunk and find an EU based one.
>>2707753People tried that last CM and it was absolute dogshit
>>2707762I wuv my danchou and will happily continue doing fan runs for him.
>>2707763My bad, my brain is still in Nunity mode.
>>2707751it doesn't, xog is even more dominant in tracks where the unique gives both speed carryover and accel, that's also why shake it out is shit
>>2707761No? Im not a doomkek. The "le X is dying" faggot is annoying. But /herse/ is full of rotting corpses that should be cleaned up. 3 guys haven't logged in since MANT started
>>2707753It's 2000m meters with no downhill and in Grand Live where you want to spend as few turns pressing anything not power and wit anyway so buying recoveries is fine. If anything, XOGuri buying so many and not being punished for it means she's probably one of the few who might be able to get away with 3 speed cards which will make her even stronger when everyone else will be pretty much requiring Creek
>Get Slow Metabolism and full energy>3 +energy events in a row>Finally get to press infirmary>+20 energy>It's early Jan Senior YearHoly fatass
>>2707772I highly doubt we are borrowing creek for 2000M, just use stam parents with scenario sparks
>>2707761I want to kick my flatliners and I want healthy clubs. If you consider that talk "schizo" or whatever for some reason then the problem might be you
>>2707781check the stam requirements, anyone without an innate recovery needs creek or a lot of lucky trainings with the maru card on power/stam even with a majority of stamina sparks
>>2707781This generic statline, with no skills that further would increase stam burn by running faster, much less people buying things like Racing Spirits Stam, needs 920 stamina for a 95% spurt rate as a pace. There's no downhills for stam saving, you are gonna fucking die
>>2707787I would test this for you, but I'm busy running Sprint aces.
>>2707781800 stam seems to have 96% full spurt rate on Ooi 2000m (Pace Chaser with 1500 speed and no skills)Factor in stamina debuffers and you'll see why you want creek for this CM
>>2707787Can't I just use Jordan speed? Straightway recovery got fixed after all
The more I hear about this dirt CM the more I want to make it the first CM I completely phone in
>>2707785a C+ club is still a healthy club. Horse MD has always been like that, same with /hug/, that's the point, don't feel bad for them because there's literally nothing wrongIf anything just look at STARasterSTAR, they've climbed up all the way up to B+ all on their own and mergefags always ignore this because it doesn't fit their narrative, just whip your players into shape or recruit new ones, no need to poach from sister clubs
And that's that. Fun challenge, I'll start on Suzuka after I make some ace attempts for this CM.
>>2707796story suzuka card gives you trackblazer if you need a recovery while still being a decent speed card
>>2707801Nice Nature
Holy shit is the career seed bad or something? I'm failing several <5% trainings. Last career my Curren failed two 2% from practice poor.
>>2707805>Holy shit is the career seed bad or something?'fraid so. Wait for seed reset tomorrow.
>>2707801Is there anything in-game to track this or do you just keep a checklist?
>>2707807From the main menu you can go to the trophy room and filter by trainee at the bottom.During a career you can click the trophy of the race before you enter it and see which trainees have already won it.
>>2707809Excellent, thanks
I have nothing but the utmost respect for people that run Tickezo in any CM.
>>2707811NTA but since you most likely will have 100+ graded races to keep track of, plugg them all in here:https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-charactersIt'll take a while to do but it helped a ton with seeing what races were left to do, what turn "kawaiikino junior stakes" is on and so forth, and then just remove races from it as you win them.
>>2707801>only 4 dirt sprints (where her base aptitudes are GG) total>all can be done in senior, and 3/4 after second inspirationBe glad it was fun and not pure torture, some completionist titles require downright Herculean feats.
Which oguri/taiki parents are you guys running? Anyone mind sharing a good ass borrow?
>>2707733>Take a look at /v/agabond as well, tons of inactives/flatliners.We just had a couple of guys come back/say they've been busy with work, since you're worried about my club. The MANT era hasn't officially ended yet so maybe a few more will start playing when GL drops. I'm not expecting much and there are a couple of guys I could cut with no hesitation, but no one's really complained and it's not as if people are joining clubs. Even the one guy who left a month or two ago wasn't actually from here, he joined in the brief interim while the club was set to Open recruitment forever ago.Personally for my club, if you don't earn more fans than me I can't really begin to believe you are bothered by our rank, since it's really just a couple of us doing the work to begin with. Not that anyone's complained, again. We could all go back to MANT with 120% Fan Gain decks and buy the glow sticks if you really wanted to go for A... but if you're not in my club why do you care? Are you gonna join? How are you helping the low rank clubs?
>>2707798>3 xogslop cms back2back2back>4(8)x dominator bots every lobby>no 3* selectornot looking good...
>>2707798Your Oguri 2x doms?
You see that Princess just poking her head in in fifth place? Yeah, itās an oy neigh double dom nigga RUMAO
>>2707829damn nigga congratulations you won the diceroll at the casino
>>2707829>kingu>spedamn!
>>2707832Double debuff niggas deserve ridicule in all situations.
>>2707832>Latecuck double dom seethingLmao!
>>2707829Well yeah I made a new one I have to test her out.
>>2707832>double dominator in sprintcasino
>>2707837All shit talk aside as much I still loathe your double debuff niggarism at lest you do it for the one you love so I can respect it. Meta double debuff niggas deserve castration.
>>2707816After Suzuka I'll probably try Fuku, Machitan, Kitasan, and Bakushin when I get around to them.
>>2707829Oh yeah, the princess lad. I respect his dedication to his wife
Dirt CM? I'll use Falco, Digitan and InariNo, I'll not fall for feng sui cunt or cute old ladies
>>2707840Same, double dom is cancer but I respect loving your wife like that
>>2707822depends on how many sprint sparks your own parent has, but you're gonna be looking for a nishino with sprint and power sparks preferably with stuff like head-on and shrewd step816720181673this one looks okay, you can search for a better one on taiki if you're doing her secret event for guaranteed head-on
yeah they're running Oguri but this is a SOVLFUL lineup
>>2707852Wtf two yaenos
I've never seen anybody run Valentine's Eishin flash as anything but a debuffer unlike the other debuffer Umas that I've seen plenty of people turn them into legit aces.
>>2707852Their name? /v/ma Bwon
>>2707861She's the worst alt in the game, it nerfs her tits, and her evolved skills suck
>>2707861nobody likes flash let alone her horrible alt
Inari is the least fox-like uma imaginable, foxes are slender and graceful, Inari is anything BUT that
>>2707867>>2707865DO NOT SLANDER MY WIFE
>>2707870Thats why shes the goat
>>2707870she's a faux
>>2707867i like the kraut, and am ashamed i didnt manage to pull for her twice
>>2707877She's my favorite and her alt and valentine event are fucking garbage
I remember back during Scorpio where danchou and mister stones were theorycrafting about the kraut being the best late surger for it thanks to her gold mobility skillthose days without hakutrannu...
I am a retarded keiba noob. How good are actual jap dirt horses. Like would they do well against the famous american ones like sham or secretariat
>>2707861Regular Flash is good enough and can be thrown into Longs or Miles if you want instead of being a Medium specialist. Valentine's will get stronger with Evolved skills, but base Flash does too>>2707870>Falling for Foxganda like that
>>2707881Haku is objectively a good thing desu, we didn't understand the game well. No one did, haku is a great tool
>>2707882broforever young marche lorraineloves only youyou can already see how they do against murican horses
>>2707882Well Forever Young is/was the greatest dirter in the world so you know>>2707889Wait, Muppet uma and Wuvs Only (you) are dirters?
>>2707889I have never once seen them race
>>2707882Finger vs Forever Young will be the biggest thing that happens in US racetracks this year
>>2707889I've only seen forever young race and it was the one in saudi when we all sat and cheered in /v/ hoping for victory carats.
>>2707882>would they do well against the famous american ones like secretariatYour question would be better if you dumbed it down a little>Is there a horse who could beat Secretariat?Erm... Probably not. He was a genetic freak and not normal.
>>2707893>Horse named Finger
>>2707882Literally not a single jap racehorse could stand up to secretariat. His triple crown times are still unbeaten
>>2707895>he missed the breeders cup thread>one of the greatest threads /v/ ever hadI pity you
>>2707902Don't remind me
>>2707882There's a reason why it took until Forever Young for JP win the breeders cup classic.
>>2707891>Muppet uma and Wuvs Only (you) are dirters?Yeah neigha, Muppet uma is a dirt end closer iirc
the thing I hate most about the sprint is every nose, neck, and head finish I feel like I was robbed and deserved to win
>>2707889Loves isn't a dirt horse, she went to race on turf in America while Marche ran on dirt there
>>2707906damn no wonder she's mentally ill
>>2707905Is forever young the dirt goat?
I have d*rter fatigue.
>>2707906>Muppet uma is a dirt end closer iircWhack, her being an End explains the puppet
>>2707910of japan yesoverall no, nobody can ever surpass secretariat
Stop adding disgusting d*rters to the vidya. Horses were made to run on grass, not in a dirty wasteland.
>>2707912>>2707915bros, the banners havent even started...
>>2707915Anon, I don't want to alarm you, but what do you think is under that grass?
>>2707916The only banner that matters to me is festa, all this dirter shit can go to hell.>>2707918Roots obviously.
>>2707910It's either him or prime smart falcon, a non-washed smart falcon was pretty much on the same level
>>2707920And what are roots, err, rooted to?
how is getting blocked when there's no horses to the left or right of them even a fucking thing JUST RUN THE FUCK AROUND WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING
>>2707924No clue, but there must be a root cause to it.
dirtbroken
>>2707910He's the only one who's seen multiple victories outside of Japan pretty much, so for them he's probably the best dirter specifically now, especially if he keeps winning>FalcoJobbed in Dubai>TranscendLost to Pizza, jobbed in second attempt>Pizza1 win>EspoirJobbed in Breeder's Cup>DigitalJobbed in Dubai>HokkoJobbed in Dubai twice>Marche1 win
>>2707929Its...dirt
2 days until registrationhow ya feelan
All my """"""aces"""""" suckGreat
Beeblos binted
>>2707936As usual, I expect to be trying for aces through Round 1.
>>2707936I'm gonna kill myself, so good
>>2707932>Jobbed in DubaiWasn't falco like fucking ancient and not in his prime by then?
>>2707936I'll be fine
>>2707947An old man beat Sovereignty, twice
>>2707936It should be faster
>>2707929
>>2707915truke
>>2707947Debuted in October 2007, race was in March 2012. Pretty old but he just won the Daishoten and then beat Furioso two months before. Definitely not "Prime" Falco who was gaping everyone though.
>>2707915I don't like them because they play just as dirty as the tracks they run on. Say what you will about your least favorite turf horse but she'd still never throw dirt in someone else's eye during a race to make them lose.
>>2707947That same year smart falcon raped furioso and set a record in that race, plus he was the favorite to win the dubai world cup. He wasn't washed. Out of prime yeah but he still had a lot in the tank
>>2707936I don't give a fuck about sprintslop accelerate more so I can have more mediumkino
>>2707936I wasn't feeling too good but then I made another Kawakami tonight and I think she's my best one yet.
>>2707955>>2707961Why did she job lads?
>>2707936I am very very curious to see how Group B will be this time
Is KYR actually the greatest though? I know>Sprints + invite-only racebut the winning streak is pretty wild, starting to wish the owner would send him to a different race
>>2707972This CM is a lot more consistent than people give it credit for, sure. Stuff like skill activation, positioning, getting brocked, gambles, there's a lot of that. But there is a consistent type of build that wins more often than not: Groundwork paces with speed carryover skills. It's extremely easy to dominate publics because more than ever people don't know what the hell they're doing.
>>2707936Busy making the (literal) mother of all Uraras. I'll report back on how I feel when I'm done.
>>2707936Feelin good about my Taiki and Top Gun. Made a pretty good Air Groove the other day but I've been losing with weaker ones in rooms, so I'll soon find out if I was the issue or Groove just sucks.
>>2707970Never take overseas travel + training lightly.
>>2707970At Dubai? Hit her head leading to a late start and a brock which is awful for a frontrunner
>>2707978Kingu?
Haru trainers scare me...
>>2707976KYR is a fraud because he's got no balls. That's like taking roids
Is the Messi vs Ronaldo equivalent Rudolf vs Opera?
>>2707991>Rudolf>OperaBoth of these horses lived in no competition mickey mouse eras
>>2707992>Opera>No competitionBait used to be believable
>>2707984No, I really do mean literal mother, though I do want to run Urara and King together sometime. Need the hag to spark turf + Leap, and then for the other parent I'm borrowing a turf/sprint Ryan (from another Urara trainer, funnily enough).The main issue is getting her to actually win all her scheduled races AND drop the correct sparks.
>>2707995Ah yes the extremely good 1999 generation with such stars as....single G1 winners Narita Job Road, Shatmire Vega and Keksho Doto.
>>2708004Doto would have, unironically, been the overlord if Opera didn't exist
>>2708004You are actually a fucking retard Opera won 7 G1s and had an undefeated 8 race season (4 of which were G1 races). You can talk about Rudolf racing farmers and plumbers and I'll agree but Opera took on the world and won.
so many mickey mouse public lobbies tonight with 6+ lates
>>2707477I don't know where to go to pirate art programs these days
HEY MOM I CALLED TM OPERA O A FRAUD AGAIN IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY A GAMBLING SALARYMAN IN JAPAN
Almond eye is a fraud
>>2707992this is a huge cope
Stop Keiba posting
>>2708004The 1997-2000 stretch is straight up a hyper competitive era.
>>2708020Sex with Tokino Minoru
>>2708023Careful what you wish for.
>>2708018Rudolf did race against electricians and milkmen though>IS THAT BIZEN NISHIKI AND MIHO SHINZAN? YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIME TO STATPAD
>>2707979I still think Groove is sneaky good as a late.
>>2708016This post was made by almond eye, so desperate for relevance that she inserted herself into the conversation out of nowhere
>>2707936I've jobbed every rooma but one, though half were against the god himself. Looking like a solid group B.
>>2708030Nothing sneaky about it, groove has always been excellent for sprints
>>2708028sirius was the real fraud>only won the dahby because miho shinzan was injured
>>2708037To be fair to Sirius they practically ran him near death most the time.
>>2708034well on this track specifically the timing on her unique seems perfect to overtake the paces on the final corner and get into Budding position
>>2708037Sirius does have a fraudulent as fuck record but thats mainly due to mismanagement, poor guy was very mistreated. He deserved a second chance
>>2708040>He deserved a second chanceIsn't that the best thing about uma? This is the second chance
>>2708041>Sirius get's reincarnated>Goes out of her way to get a trainer as a petVery weird goals
LETS GO RICKEY
>>2708046though I tried to find the video and I couldn't
>>2708040Yeah you are right, but it does makes ingame Sirius' characterization really funny in contextThat super cool and seductive uma that a lot of students seem to look up to? Yeah her win rate is worse than King Halo'sFrankly if there is a horse that umamusume underrates is Hayahide, irl ones record is fucking ridiculous, never lower than second place up until that last race where he got the injury, its crazy well that and Vodka, Golshi and Scarlet
I am going to put a fucking hole in my monitor when I lose in the finals to a late start
>>2708048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>is the only impressive symboli
>>2708060imagine if kris hadn't retired early due to injury
>>2708011>>2708004I dunno anything about Keiba but why not just check the time records if a horse is part of a jobber generation and finishes the Arima in 2 minutes 20 seconds that's still an insane horse
>>27080604 G1s including back to back arima kinens with the last race winning by a distance it's kinda crazy when you think about it
holy rudolfbroken
>>2708060AHEM
Okay but why was the competition in that era so much weaker?
>>2708072Sex hair uma. Where is her other glove.
>>2708060He FUCKED the face of the franchise's daughter!
>>2708060True
>>2708060symboli kris sex
>>2708075I'm pretty sure pre-oguri horses did not have access to Sunday Silence Hashirama cells.
>>2708072Thats a fucking DONKEY
>>2708060why must all the cool umas come out in such a short timespan>>2708076she left it on my weenus peenus, if you know what i mean
>>2708072I've literally never seen this Uma before today
>>2708072Where are her mamalries?
>Rudolf had no competition You either view like that or she's so strong her competition and rivals were completely overshadowed. The races back during his time were also rough, had no proper horse care, and the tracks back then weren't as forgiving compared today.
>>2708066>Arima record is 2:29.5>Chrono's win is one of the slowest at 2:35.0Uhh Chronobros???
>>2708075because I need it to be the case to avoid facing the truth
>>2708091GUARDS!!!!!! REMOVE THIS NEIGHA FROM THE PREMISES NOW
>>2708093Ai-Chan.....
>open lobby>get hit by a Rice Shower donkey ear jump scarejesus CHRIST
>>2708088She never had those
>>2708091Chrono got hit with every possible speed debuff, please understand.
>>2708090>the tracks back then weren't as forgiving compared today.This is like neighas who say shit like "bro Pele had to dribble with a heavier ball" or "bro Jordan had to fight against physical 90s hand checking defense"
>>2708086>festa, helios (maybe delayed to gyaru banner) and ace are must pulls>cock and balls, gimlet if possible>and I'm in desperate need for cards
>>2708099My queen says this and does this. I have not seen the sun in weeks, the music is too loud, my feet hurt. I don't wanna be in the festival anymore
>>2708086>that line upAgnes and that one hag wit card better be the only cards worth pulling for during GL.
>>2708087That's speed symboli, one of the 3 legends you can hang out with in the twinkle legends scenario
>>2708086Thank God there was nothing during mant so there was plenty of time to save up.
>>2708109Well who are the others? are they hot
>>2708114CB was worth the pulls
>>2708114haha, yeah...
I'm finally free...
Is Machan a pace chaser or a front runner?
>>2708117never seen a more bricked account in my life
>>2708115The other 2 are Saint Lite (first triple crown) and Haiseko (first idol horse). They're all sex
>>2708119She's a front runner
>>2708126Huge tits? Sign me up
>>2708127FUCK, I wanna roll for Machan but I'm rolling pace chaser cards
>>2708120>never seen a more bricked account in my life*YETill post updates during GL, and you better believe there'll be no cards there :)
>>2708115Haiseiko and Saint Lite.Saint Lite was Japan's first triple crown winner and Haiseiko was popular enough to create a horse racing boom in Japan once he went to national races.In game Saint Lite is a super hag and Haiseiko is an idol.
rooma?
Ines WIT is actually so goated for parentingWhy haven't I been using this card
>>2708133Miss Lite, those breasts of yours are absurd
>>2708137Hell yeah, open em up.
>>2708133also it's implied that Lite's trainer died in the war (just like real life)
>>2708133>Saint Lite is a super hagBro, they're all ultra hags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH7HvdER_PUIT'S OUT
>>2708146Like....ww2? That would make her way too old
>>2708150You gay or something?
>>2708149This is how uma musume looks like in the uma universe
>>2708142Anon she's like 80 years old or something bruh she's an actual grandma
>>2708130Kek. underrated
>>2708152No neigha but there's just no way, if her trainer fucking died at the war that means she was likely a teenager during WW2 she does not look like she'd be in her 90s
>>2708155Irrelevant, means I won't have to share
Where the rooma at
>>2708150>That would make her way too oldLooks young enough to me
>>2708149I don't care about jockeys. The sport is not about them it's about the horses and the fact that the Japs have such reverence for the jockeys is actually insane to me.
>>2708169Tsmt
>>2706902I'm so relieved to see all the votes for Bakushin.
>>2708169Japs are some of the people that care the most about horses. The Americans are the ones obsessed with jockeys
Is a secret event like this even worth doing when you want to be training most of the time?
>>2708176What are you on about? There is not a soul that could tell you who the fuck rode Secretariat or American Pharaoh or Justify but meanwhile you have entire stories and relationships in Umamusume based on the jockey that rode the horse(es).
how deep does the rabbithole go in umas, wars and history
>>2708182Every single American race I've watched had way more focus on the jockeys than the horses
>>2708169>>2708191Well who tf are they gonna interview? The horse?
>>2708180Depends on how many of them are a career goal. Like Kawakami for example just has to win the Hanshin Juvenile Fillies and Oka Sho as optional races while everything else is a career goal so I'll go ahead and do it for 60 extra stats, skill points, and some relevant hints.
>>2708191I do remember that watching the legs of the triple crown they put a fuckton of emphasis on the owners and jockeys.
>>2708197>>2708197Sure but nobody knows who they are or cares once the race is over. They aren't immortalized through a video game like JP jockeys.
WHERE THE ROOMS AT I DONT WANNA HOST YADA YADA
>>2708201You neighas can't do anything. Fine I'll host a few.
584678185846781858467818Come race! I will only be doing singles today.
>>2708197I remember during the Kentucky Derby they put way more focus on the fact that the trainer of Golden Tempo was a woman instead of the absolutely sick last spurt of the horse himself, or that the 1st and 2nd place jockeys were brothers.>>2708193
Is just slick surge cope for my late surger? I do have everything else I need
>>2708204>be spectating>fucking rice villain sprinterFunniest shit ive ever seen
>there's a Yokozuna epithetthat owns
ACK
>>2708213>here's your free autoloss broWhat do you even do in this situation?
>>2708213DESERVED
>>2708214>skip, skip, skipYep! It's CM time!
>>2708204Foolishness anons, foolishness.671838766718387667183876>>2708214I would win anyway of course
>>2708211When does the next tourney start?
>>2708222Tomorrow night, I believe. If not then the next night.
>>2708220Might controls everything. And without strength, you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself!472678704726787047267870
>>2708224Thanks /sumo/bro
>>2708226Please stay the fuck out of my lobbies
NO, I DON'T WANT ANOTHER OGURI REIGN! MY PANTRY CAN'T HANDLE IT.
>>2708226Yeah Taiki and Nishino ults are incredibly strong. Thanks for the matches, I may not be near the podium but I am learning a lot from these!
>Ardan getting tips from accomplished sprinters, Bono and Oguri
>>2708226Great race! Got my ass beat there887790358877903588779035
>>2708236>one dot of your nameYOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>2708230Sir Danchou, our province has only 50 thousand bushels of grain, if Ogurin Note: Oguri Cap, Style name: Ogurin comes here our sipplies will only last for a week!
>>2708236I see the flaws of my design, I really wish I didn't get double agemasened. I'll have to remake her.583226165832261658322616
>whiffed racing stam and tail held high award
>>2708242That's still pretty good to be fair
Look at the size of them things
I'm pleased with my Nishino
>>2708245She uses them to connect to wifi
>>2708245
>>2708245>uncensored earlewd
>>2708241Not today VILLAIN302767853027678530276785
Must have been the wind.
>>2708245I kinda wanna grab rice by the ears and just swing her like an Olympic hammer
I think I just have to accept that a sub 30% win rate is all I am capable of.
>>2708250BACK TO THE PIT448361604483616044836160
Groundwork and guts diffed fucker still came out second
>>2708255My neigha if you have the best performing princess in all of global i think you're in a pretty fucking good place
>>2707897>horse named Kidslookintouchable
uma fashion showhttps://youtu.be/z3cQaCzj-Xk
>>2708256>sprint vegaWow....(BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED)448736884487368844873688
>>2708263That's all I needed to see, thanks for the rooms bwo
>>2707932bread...
>>2708263Hey I wanna see the admire vega!
>>2708258I mean all 4 are mine but I just keep remaking her with no improvement. And it's easy to be the best at something when you're the only one doing it. I'm not comparing my Kawakamis to other Kawakamis but to people running the same strat of Late+double debuffer and I'm not even close to the top ones that are 60-70%+ win rate.
>>2708263>PodiumedWell done, I will not let that happen again.4222881842228818422288183 more, I gotta hit the mines after that loss.
>>2708269It's nothing crazy
>jobs /vm/ rooms>wins pubsEh well
>>2708051Goldshi as well, unironically. Nigga threw some races in the dumbest ways possible, but he was a monster against some very good horses but his Uma counterpart isn't really ever allowed to aurafarm because she's comedic relief at all times, even when being surprisingly empathic and helping someone else overcome a hangup
>>2708274That was too close...170303001703030017030300
>>2708276Oguri ate the pixels....
>>2708279Slayed by the prince.792934447929344479293444Last one. I need to remake the whole thing.
>>2708075The actual answer is worse sports medicine, worse trainers, and so on, as well as less generations of selective breeding, stricter rules preventing importing foreign studs as easily, notable fucking over Maru who couldn't enter the real races and actually did have to only race shitters, and less money being thrown at races and horses. Doesn't make anyone who destroyed the competition a fraud anymore then saying someone like Wilt Chamberlain was a fraud because the NBA was weaker and had different rules when he was playing.
>>2708278Golshi IS the aura.
>>2708139Your Yaeno power?
I wish there was a way to turn off unique animations completely they interrupt kino finishes so often
>>2708281Good race boys. Thank you all for joining!Gonna do my 5 borrows now, this team is still not good enough.
>>2708294Thank you for hosting!
>>2708294ggs
Haven't made any aces and it scares me how every lobby is UG+
>>2708292For some reason, you can on mobile but not PC
What if Taiki didn't wear a bra?
>>2708303Its easier than you think, getting good skills is the real issue
>>2708306then my penis would become the big penis
>>2708303UG is the new SS tbqfah
>>2708303It's the stats inflation, sprint, and those unas have good stat bonuses.
>neighas think talking shit about the goat makes them look knowledgeable
>>2708306Then I can safely conclude that her tits would be out
why are almond fraudfags so insecure?
>>2708322Just like their hero
>>2708322They all want to take the "Ai's Strongest Soldier" title from LeMeme, that's the truth.
>>2708294Just when will your team be good enough?
>>2708322You can blame all the Ai glazing Cygames has done
>>2708325It will never be good enough but crushing all my rivals would be a good start
>>2708306>>2708320
>>2708317success breeds jealousy
>>2708330Amazing how people tried to blame this game did not have any fanservice
I love seeing my witmaxxed 16 skills uma running the whole race proccin a whole 1 skill just before crossing the goal
>>2708336Should've maxed a stat that does something
CM lobbies will be different.
I keep getting spooked by SMaru... I just want to MLB my Festa.
>>2708338Anon don't be a retard today
>>2708331
>>2708340GIVE HER TO ME
>>2708306>>2708330Taiki really is the most scantily dressed out of all the umas, isn't she? The fact that she doesn't realize it makes it so much hotter.
>>2708338ThisPowergods rise up
What do we think about her?>Not usable in longs >decent hints>TTL for VB>Stamina cards not great in GLWorth the pull for a Barbin oshigamer?
>>2708346But can she win a single room
>>2708347I seem to recall a chart that says she's a pretty good alternative.
>>2708347It's bourbon's life support after VInes, she's still outclassed in sprint/mile
>>2708347Borrow bait
>>2708347>Cygames gives Palmer and Helios sexo outfits>cards themWhat the fuck is their problem?
>>2708350>she's still outclassed in sprint/mileShe won't be, i won't let her
>>2708287>stricter rules preventing importing foreign studs as easilynot true, foreign studs were always more preferred in Japan
>>2708355She's about to get crucified after the sins of all fronts.
>>2708354Cards are for sexy outfits, actual alts are for dumb outfits
Aibroken
>>2708354They're carded because they're too powerful, releasing them would destroy the economy
Redpill me on
Which Taiki?Right has the better stat line.Left has GW setup + SFV.How important is SFV?
>>2708327You won't beat me
>>2708357Maybe a better way to word it would be rules around who was considered Japanese enough to enter JRA races, but you know what I mean
>>2708364>How important is SFV?It's mandatory on all paces.
>>2708364Right one has the skills, left has the stats. I'd test them and go with the one that wins most
>>2708354I can fix that.https://files.catbox.moe/ec96nf.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/kzvjpp.png
>>2708287>Wilt Chamberlain was a fraud because the NBA was weaker and had different rules when he was playingThis is correct he fucking sucked, he was a historic playoff choker and statpadder. Dude played against 8 teams of plumbers and wasn't even the best of his era because Bill Russell was the only dude in the entire era that had a concept of defense
>>2708362why does she look chubby?
>>2708368I'll wait for rooms then. Need to steal practice partners.
>>2708370Go on...
>>2708362Seriously, is rickey chinese?
>>2708362
>>2708365Host the room.
>>2708360>Cards are for sexy outfitsPic related disproves your point
>>2708364Right would have been pretty decent if she had another gold velocity instead of NSM
>>2708381Nyo
>>2708383But Digitan and Doto's alts aren't sexy either.
>>2708364Left has more mid race and speed carryover with speed star but no carryover and no shooting sucks. I would test but I lean right
>>2708375It's the angle
>>2708389>>2708368She is 3/3 in public rooms.I need to head out but I'll test her here when I am back.
>>270838741123427
>>2708395no there's definitely some pudge there
>>2708396Cool! Looking forward to some hostan
Is Firm Resolve worth breeding into a grandparent?
>>2708397Cocky bastard! Back to training. This isn't over
>>2708402Yeppers.
>>2708402It's pretty much Triumphant Pulse (inherit) for Fronts, except instead of "if losing, win" it's "if about to lose, try to keep winning"Probably worth
Bamboo stocks skyrocketing!
>>2708388>Digitan and Doto's alts aren't sexy either.Are you unironically gay
Does anyone have that old lua script that someone shared that outputted random racetracks and conditions?
>>2708408What is she doing there
>>2708408>Bamboo>on the SpectrumChecks out.
>>2708408wtf???? Umamusume TV commercials???
>>2708362True.
>>2708408is this real?why the fuck are the doyers jobbing against the dbacks?
>>2708408'ate Spectrum, pissy DMCA criers
>>2708416Alt so powerful they had to make a figure for it years later
>>2708408BAMBOO WOULD NOT PLAH BASEBALL
>>2708421Yeah, but they're also starting to make more card figures like sports McQueen.
I fucking hate the Dodgers so much it's unreal.
>>2708409Show me where they're sexy.
>>2708416Love Rice's support card stories. I still think about the one event on Rainy Cafe sometimes
>>2708421Meanwhile my wife can't even get one for her base outfit... life isn't fair
>>2708422wrongbamboo is a nip
For GL, you run 3 Speed cards right? so with Light Hello being locked in, you run 2 Wit cards? what if you need a Stamina card or a Power card, is 1 Wit enough?
Where have all the fun rooms gone?>FUKU FRIDAY474508274745082747450827Bring up to 1 fuku and up to 1 non-fuku killerAll Fukus wins if she places 1st or 7thNon-fukus win if a fuku places 6th or 8thEveryone loses otherwiseOi Dirt 2000m (randomly selected), random season, condition, mood, 16 runners
>>2708426>dotoHer titties look bigger than ever>digitan She'll be sexy regardless
If a trainee has herself as a grandparent, does the affinity penalty affect both lineages or is she only blocked from getting sparks specifically from that clone of her?
>>2708433>Where have all the fun rooms gone?We have the parent child race tomorrow!
>>2708434I said show me, not describe them.
>>2708408THATS MY JANNY
>>2708437You can still get sparks from her, but at a lower chance
>filter card borrows to guts>card I want isn't there>have to refresh>no guts on refresh of cards filtered only to guts>show everything and remove my filter>can't set filter to guts because there is no guts>refresh>set filter to guts>refreshWhy the fuck did they design the ui like this
>>2708446Like a complete dealbreaker chance, or "eh its not so bad" chance?
>>2708437I'm surprised I've never seen Back to the Future edits/memes about umas being their own grandma
>>2708432>>2708437You just have the base affinity set to zero for the incest branch, spark odds are controlled by the individual affinity of each parent and grandparent so it reduces the odds of hitting the sparks from herself, but not that much with how much race bonus is making up your affinity now on a well built parent
>>2708448Finding a card to borrow without Chrono that isn't Kita, Finemo or Creek is a massive pain
>*blocks your path*What do you do?
>>2708450If she has dirt race wins, it's not so badBut I would try not to selfcest umas without dirt wins
>>2708459Its just Clean Clits 2.0, nothing to worry about
>>2708459Ask where's Bright
I HATE THIS BITCH SO MUCH I HAD 600 WIT
>>2708462captain of the white base?
>>2708463You're not alone brother. I raged hard earlier today when she agemasen'd me at over 1100 wit.
training rng so bad my team is still rank A on the fourth round unity race
>>2708433starting at :20
>>2708463she gives prepared to pass to her favorite pace chasers
>>2708459Half of them are like jobbers th
>>2708463400 = 60%600 = 65%How fun, right?
is there even any hard unity team anymore, i think the other unity teams are all washedd
>>2708477Dysnomia and Hymeneus
>>2708474
>>2708478who's dysnomia, i don't think i've ever seen them
This is the second time I've seen fatass Tickezo walking through the area while stuffing her face with food
I only like umas who are canonically light eaters
Thoughts on ignited spirit power?
>>2708487How good do you think Slick Surge was pre-patch?
>>2708480it's a team full of Sunday Silence descendants
>>2708378Pama's is broken for some reason so I hope just Helios will suffice.
>>2708491Isn't that like half the cast
Would you guys take beeline burst for flower?
>>2708497I grab it on Brian, it's late race velocity on this track which isn't bad
What happened to the guys who maxed out that throne card?
Would it be worth to pick up meticulous measures over turbo sprint?
>>2708499We built brick houses out of their accounts.
>>2708499Those were alts, trainer.
>>2708502There's a couple of whales who got rugpulled even harder then everyone knew Throne was going to since I was already following someone who put up a Throne borrow
>>2708459Palmer-Ryan double midriffjob
>>2708433Congratulations to all racers but they are all losers! Nobody deserves to win on Fuku Friday.
I will do a SINGLE test room right now before I go to bed, I think I finally finished my team version 2.058489387
>>2708510>prepared to passI know that feeling bro.
>>2708463>Turf S and Baku actually gave me gold>Finemo's first event in March of Senior yearI'm gonna fucking lose it
>>2708506In awe at that Dirt S fuku
>>2708510YES!!!!!! Flower works!!! Appreciate it.
>>2708516Thats more than enough time to finish trust
>>2708520That was my first attempt to mutate her for the dirt CM, and since every card actually finished its chain and she got dirt S, I'm expecting the next few attempts to be just awful
>>2708504If you're enough of a behemot that you willingly pulled for throne despite knowing how bad it was then it was probably no big deal.
>>2708512
Fuck I have to lock in NOW
>>2708523It was not
>>2708535Do NOT get barcarole btw, it gets eaten up by the accel zone
Janny is going to freak...
Have been in the great grandparent mines since the patch + ace building. Did the PDM change from the patch make Ryan mines/late surgers in general a little easier in their careers?
>>2708549I've noticed zero difference they still just job randomly despite outstating the fuck out of the race
>>2708553Fuck. Not looking forward to that in however long I'll be looping.
>>2708554Don't worry, independent training makes winning races extremely trivial.
>>2708557True I forgot about that whole chestnut. Sleep and work = Ryan's time to shine
>>2708512Mayano wouldn't do this.Marvy wouldn't do this.Flower wouldn't do this.
>>2708557Will dirt D umas still win dirt races?
Great sparks but nonexistent whites.She'll be a decent statstick grandparent, right?
>>2708565decent grandparent
>>2708564
I really don't want to put effort into the dirt CM but at the same time what better way is there to show dedication to one's oshiwife than to mutate her from a G to an A?
NEVER DOING THIS
>>270856780%? we 100% take those
What does the standard debuffer deck look like?I've got my oshiwife, a second ace, and don't feel like making a third sprinter, so I'm going to start working on a debuffer.
Anyone up for some rooms? Could someone host.
>>2708572for sprint you only really care about assembling every hesitant debuff since it's basically impossible to get close to killing anyone with subdued/flustered debuffs alone, so bring aoi for guaranteed hesitant end, pow muteki for guaranteed hesitant late, wit marvelous to hint chase for hesitant front/end and fill the rest with wit cards to get good skill activation chances and whatever else you want for ease of career (you do need to beat your final career goal at least for aoi's event to happen at the end of the run). run this on anyone with dominator available and inherit 564 from summer golshi without learning any other gold skills. if you want to optimize to the last bit, you can technically add intense gaze via cb wit/wit shakur as well, and optionally a source of end savvy like guts ayabe to extend the range.
>>2708576>wit marvelous to hint chase for hesitant front/endmeant front/pace
>>2708567Is that surface + distance odds? If so, that seems really good as >>2708570 said. I'm guessing that the bottom table's 'consecutive defeats' actually means consecutive races instead? Otherwise couldn't you run every aptitude fitting race in a row?
>>2708572>marv wit for hesitant front and pace>yaeno pwr for hesitant late>aoi for hesitant end>grass guts or tachyon wit for tether>shakur wit for intense gaze.if you're making debuffer just for sprint cm, you can skip tether.
>>2708576Is Sweepy with Petrifying Gaze + 564 way worse than dominator?
>>2708569I might skip them too. Paying 50 carats for a title? No thanks
>>2708576>>2708580Not that anon but wondering do running styles matter with debuffers? Like if your oshi is late/end, do you run the debuffer as front and vice versa?
>>2708567Oh, so not only can you add dirt races but sprint races too. You'd probably never win those unless at the very least C sprint in career.
>>2708579>I'm guessing that the bottom table's 'consecutive defeats' actually means consecutive races instead?Yes
>>2708584I've messed around with making my Rudolf debuffer run as a front so my ace can pass her in the mid race and activate It's On when it's all paces besides me but sometimes she stays too far ahead for too long and fucks everything up
>>2708582>paying 50 carats for a titleWhat?
I wanna test my Camp Taiki. Anyone up for rooms?
>>2708592Yessir, post em
>>2708592If you host yeppers
>>2708598FASTER
>>2708595>>2708597I'll do maybe 3 rooms435490884354908843549088
>>2708601>UG7 taikiFuck I want in!!!!
>>2708601>3 taikis>3 oguris>but also 3 different oshi aces
>drawing kitasan>look at her outfit for reference >magical floating unattached sleeves??????
>>2708601Close race till the finish. Doing well so far.651290466512904665129046
>>2708605 Hype moments and aura will them into place
>>2708604It is simple 2 meta to win1 oshi to sometimes win
>>2708607Another close race. Dead heat till the finish. Consistence is good so far.268755482687554826875548
>She is an actual unironic unpaid janny WTF I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE SHITPOSTING
>missed all the roomsAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2708612Thanks for the races.3 2nd places means she is really consistent and all were really close till the end. I'll go work on my other aces.
Helios is a terrible influence for children get this fucking ZOOMER off my screen
>>2708584depends on the meta. during last cm, 1 front debuffer and 1 end debuffer was used for end xoguri since end xog usually can't catch up to lucky pace xog. this cm, it's better to be end so you have more chance to hit pump.
>>2708615Oh yeah she looks really good, i look forward to racing her more
>>2708615The sprinter arms race has been really fun to witness, guys just keep coming back stronger.
>>2708615I think you're going to struggle mightily without SFV
>>2708613All Student Council members are that, student councils are jap's idea of "instilling a sense of leadership and responsibility" but really its just free child labour.
>>2708621The stakes is gonna be a shitshow
M-More rooms? I missed them
>>2708619>>2708621>>2708622I was previously using the right Taiki >>2708364 Taiki has the right skills but she isn't as consistent. She would win 1st and then place like 8th the next race. In CM, I prefer consistency. I wished I had SFV on the left Taiki still.
>>2708628High wit rewards consistency which is important in the mid race
How much of a brick to my account would my HERO be?
>>2708644Roy is our boy, she's a solid uma and with evolved skills she gets a super strong evolved skills. If you can get her unique at full power she's very strong in mids and longs but that's a very big if
>>2708628I would prefer the consistency too given that sprints can be so extremely volatile
Does a front main account need all 3 versions of kitasan?
Forgot to add extra medium races to Brian's schedule again and she got thrown into 3600m URA finals against Riko's girls (it did not end well)
>>2708652Sprint Brian? How is that going.
>>2708651Considering you can only run one Kitasan per race or per parent, not really?
>>2708656Dirt Brian, I did not hit any dirt sparks for both inspirations which is a bummer because she got some really nice stats and decent skills
>>2708656Long finals is death for most runs, Unity finals opponents have like 900+ stamina and will murder any non-long umas you're building.
>>2708651White and default are parents, so less optional
>>2708671I feel that, every time I try to do a mutant brian career McShit fucks me over in the spring tenno sho, I fucking hate that race, fucks me over in Rice's too.You either waste skill points or stats to clear it, no other way around it
>>2708661I would disagree.>Base kitasanGo to parent and ace for longs>Kitasan BlancoGo to parent and ace for mediums>Kitasan (Queen)Go to Ace Kitasan post powercreep
>>2708500MM is a really inconsistent gamble, it's aight but not worth picking
If i can only pick between speed star and IHS which do I pick?
>>2708735IHS for the groundwork event
>>2708738No I have both in deck, I meant between only one or the other golds
>>2708739Oh, I'd go for IHS then. Speed Star can proc late and be wasted.
Does taiki really need pulse in the first place? Can I get away with one flower borrow and one random parent
>>2708740Thanks KING
>>2708741Late race speed is yuuuge
>another 5 runs>all glued acesI'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
>>2699504I needed to test Natie's Kokura Racecourse skill so I needed to finally make another racecourse other than Tokyo.The Tokyo Racecourse I modeled myself based off this diagramhttps://litter.catbox.moe/9jek82qls6f0axpu.gifBut I spent all day today writing scripts to datamine the actual geometry from the game and to generate Blender objects from that data.Also had to rewrite a bunch of simulator code to accommodate the way the game represents the geometry.The track geometry is a lot smoother than before and it should be a lot faster for me to add new tracks from now on, but the camera is jerkier.I'll smooth it out one day.
STOP ASKING FOR VICTORY SASHES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Woke up and missed like 500 posts, how was it
>>2708748Nice work
I just need to hit that ~30% 5 times, is that too much to ask for?
Regrettably, the best thing that's happened all week has been how smooth the start of this run was... and it fell apart after classic summer. I should've known something was up when I didn't see a single cleat until the last four turns of classic.
>>2708773I just can't catch a break.
>>2708776Pasa has +20% speed growth, you don't need 3 speed cards. Kita+Brian is more than enough, I would swap Teio for another Wit card, also mind if i ask why MANT instead of Unity?
Prezspawn in my team, whoa
>>2708787Event.These aren't really serious runs, though I'm hoping to create something kind of consistent for the Moonlight Sho, especially after witnessing my normal Mejiro Ryan fail to achieve a single placement above 6th in all 3 races.My Taiki-hunter Bakushin also failed for the first time, despite spending a parfait.
GOD DAMN it, I should've been doing 5 borrow runs a day and I didn't and my team is still garbage and hasn't won a single room and CM is about to start fuckfuckfuck how can I recover from this? Sprint was one of the few things I was good at
>>2708808Make a last minute taiki. Then make two dominators with summer goldshi's inheritance. That should get you to A finals easy.
>>2708808Just shit out 3 random pace chasers, one of them will eventually hit sfv+bb and just autowin
>>2708808You still have plenty of time. We still have registration
How bad is a B in style for TT? I wasn't paying attention and I'd prefer not to do another run with a worse parent.
>>2708875Style doesn't affect skill activation, which is most important for TT. It will only have a slight effect on everything else wit does, positioning, downhill mode, etc.
Since apparently the repeated G1 wins dont add to affinity, when do you guys run Yasuda and Takarazuka Kinens, classic or senior years?
>>2706885How did we manage to get such a talented group of drawfags? Was it the high quality of the threads on /v/? Most communities barely get even 1 or 2
Reminder that you can easily skip Tachyon banner. SR sweepy is as strong as LB3 Tachyon and you can just borrow LH/luckshit one copy with free pulls. Save the pulls for future scenarios.
>>2708905reminds me of this one
>>2708905Why the fuck does anyone even try to tell you not to pull on the Tachyon banner when>its the second best speed card if you didn't pull maru S>its also the Light Hello banner, which is a card you WILL be using for the next 4 months>it has 100 free pulls, so its dumb not to at least get to one sparkSeriously, what the fuck, why would you not pull on this banner? Even if you really don't want Tachyon you still need LH to be competitive in Grand Live, there is zero reason to not pullI actually feel like im being psyop'd here
>>2708922100? I thought we'll only be getting like 60 or 70
>>2708922Just get LH from free pulls?
>>2708895Yasuda in classic and Takarazuka in senior for spring triple crown bragging rights.
>>2708934Yasuda in classic requires you to run 3 races in a row
>>2708910Holy kek, it's true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cru-h0L6igc
>>2708935That's not four and you get time to rest for summer
Bricked?
>>2708895I can't run Takarazuka in senior year because the Teio Sho takes up that slot. Yasuda Kinen is in senior to avoid running too many races in a row, since first turn of classic summer is the Japan Dirt Derby.
>>2708940Topros are experiencing massive growth, this is the biggest they've ever been
>>2708922This happens every time a big banner is coming up. It will also happen for Ramonu and Pasa speed
if my great grandparent and parent are the same, its not a big issue, right?
>>2708946Too much ramen.
>Be danchou>Kick two flatliners this month>But recruits another flatliner in their place>New recruit hasn't done a career since joining>Also asks for sashes every fucking timeWe need another round of executions
>>27089407:29 for an evil NTR raugh
>>2708952I think we should tell him something because he's clearly active he just doesn't play, I'd feel bad about having that chat though it's heavy negative vibes
>>2708949There's no penalty for inbreeding.
>>2708949So long as the grandparents aren't the same as the main char, yeah
>>2708955True. Idk who should even say it. I'm a nobody in our club.
>>2708962Probably danchou butI I don't see him log in either
Yup, /v/ma is kill
>>2709025Rice wouldn't say this
danchud won't do shit
>>2709025It's just the dead zone hours.We are unironically almost as fast as fucking /vp/. ONE THREAD has 85% of the post rate of an entire board dedicated to one of the most popular franchises.
>>2709025>>2709034I was at the beach swimming. So fun, if only there weren't so many morbidly obese whales and more MaruHags
>>2709034maybe midday weekend hours being dead shows everyone here is sociable and not hikkis, either that or everyone is sleeping in.
>>2709037sounds great, last time I went sea swimming it was near a decommissioned nuclear reactor so was probably a bad idea and the sea was cold as hell, needed to do like 30 burpees to warm myself up afterwards. Still fun though
>>2709037irl hags don't look like sexy schoolchildren like they do in the game
>>2709042Well your kids will either have superpowers or you won't have any at all, nice gamble>>2709043Maru doesn't look like a child either, haven't seen a big-breasted hottie in so long
MISSED RACING SPIRIT STAM AWARD>MISSED RACING SPIRIT STAM AWARD
>>2709045either that or they come out like some STALKER mutant, but yeah I need to find an excuse to go beach with some friends at some point
>>2709049A face only a father could love. Anyways the excuse is that it's fun as hell, just tell em
>>2709048That's cute, let's see what else that artist dra->everything non-uma is degenerate filth>everything uma is cute wholesome comics
>>2709034/vp/ is currently in the middle of being demoralized though innithttps://youtu.be/HbMA8wRO2Pw
>>2709054MAMBO
>>2709054>replaces cattivaBut I shoot those pests on sight at my base...
>>2709054How's Palworld? I know it just released, is it fun?
In keiba news Satono Reve (sire Lord Kanaloa, damsire Sakura Bakushin O) will be racing in Britain's July Cup G1 sprint today. They even flew in Lememe to jockey him. I'm not sure if there's any streams available of the race.
>>2709062havent managed to get into it myself, but i wouldn't be able to give an opinion on the big 1.0 shift compared to recently because i havent played in over a yearconcurrent player count recently hit 550k though which is chum in the water for steamcharts memery
>>2709064Any relation to Satono? I want to see more Satonos in game, they make me hard
>>2709062I thought it was already released or escaped the early access hell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epVv9wvChnw
>>2709062It's not my cup of tea, since it looks like the core gameplay loop is base building survival with pals as your personal sla-workforce
>>2709066He's a Satono crown name horse, they're owned by the Sega corporation chairman. So if he's umafied he'd be part of the Crown/Diamond family. He does have 2 G1 wins and numerous 2nd places in foreign G1 sprints so very much a shoe in for uma at some point, basically Japan's best sprinter currently.
>>2709067Yeah it got out of early access just now
>>2709074A Satono sprinter sounds delightfully appealing, Dia needs more pals and they are all hot as hell too. I hope he gets in
What do you think Meisho Tabaru's musume will be like
>>2709077That's rare. Games rarely escape early access hell, and considering Palworld's past games.I have it and maybe I should try it again although my friends aren't playing it anymore.
>>2709091I'm guessing they finally wanted to make something that wasn't a scam, and maybe shove it to Nintendo. If you already have it there is no harm in trying it again, I was asking because I don't even have it yet
Chronogensis is bugged right now. Two of our members are missing from the list.
>>2709084I hope it's better than Doto, they butchered such a magnificent beastly horse into a depressed pushover that only worships Opera. I fucking hate her
so why exactly do event chains just not finish now?im running 3 SSR's and over the course of 15 runs, the number of times all 3 have finished their event chains is 2.what is up with this shit
>>2709104an evil shiraoki cultist cast a hex on all of us
>>2709101That flatline? Definitely a bug.
>>2709054Mambo didn't fly so good
>>2709095Glad they did since I doubt they'll have another chance to blow up.The game itself is fun when I was playing it. It was what I was looking for that most series couldn't get right. A game where you could freely tame monsters that isn't turn based, and with actual freedom. Just wasn't a fan of crafting survival.
>>2709104Had that happen to me a couple days ago. Sometimes the game just doesn't want help you and when that happens I'd stop playing for a while.
>>2709103Well, her unique epithet is pretty badass..
>>2709103Everybody can't be an aura farming edgelord Orfevre. You need comic relief too.
>>2709126I agree with this but out of fucking everyone did they have to pick the demon who could rival the Overlord?
Finally free from the parent mines
>>2709104All the career events take up turns which your card events could use. Back in MANT when we didn't have any career events this meant your cards could get an event on every turn, now you can only get them on maybe 2/3 turns.
>>2709135even then this rate feels outrageous stilli do not remember things being this bad in old unity
https://files.catbox.moe/jsw9x4.webmhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/32wNYLWZFM4
>>2709053Lol same but with other artist>Uma pics are hot but always covered and never goes into full sex. Kinda tasteful even.>Non uma pics are completely degenerate like loli bestiality cumflation preg(all the same pic btw)Blah blah restrictions are the source of creativity or something
>>2709128>did they have to pick the demon who could rival the Overlord?It makes sense to me. Very low self esteem due to eternal second place despite being a demon fits thematically imo. Kind of like some toreinahs here who think they're trash because they "only" have three plats.
>>2709140Haru said
>>2709126Doto being a comedy character is fine, but they went way too far in that direction there are a few characters which balance this fine
>>2709025what happened
>>2709172Judging from the context, no posts in 1 hour
>>2709025>>2709174Some people here are too parasocial and spend 24h in the thread, they go insane if people are taking a break, also why the number of schizos is steadily rising
>>2709147How considerate of her
>>2709192Rice pic tho so it was probably just a cheeky trollpost
>>2709147kawakamifags are bottoms confirmed
why does everyone build aces for dirt already what the fuck
>>2709215stam checks
Doto's demeanor supposed to resemble how he is now, a goofy little guy.This works in her (character) favor though because it has a greater effect when they do portray him as a beast.
>>2709218This is how she should've been in the game damn it, I am so fucking mad I hate her, I hate in-game Doto so much
>>2709221Two things they got wrong with game Doto is not having her realize what an amazing racer she is and not having her pal around with Taiki more.
>>2709217Why wouldn't you wait until GL where we have better statlines and cards?
>>2709242theres nothing else to do
>>2709247Minmaxxing your parents even harder? You're going to have to remake those aces regardless of how good they are.
>>2709255>Minmaxxing your parents even harder?out of borrows, it feels wasteful to make a parent without borrowing a giga 15-white setup, especially with stealing GPs that I don't have myself >You're going to have to remake those aces regardless of how good they are.it's not really about having an ace to use for CM17, I just want to start to have a general feel for the track. Statlines, skills and such. An ace run takes like 20 minutes on unity so it really doesn't matter
>>2709202I don't know about that but she does princess carry the trainer and stuff like that during the career
Fine Motion can get 10 different unique ramen bowls in her animation
>>2709281What a pig
>>2709274careers like that or Fuji where she carries the trainer and gives them a bouqet i can't help but think it's a girl trainer pov, am i just being a misogynist?
>>2709274Fuji carries you to a meeting during summer camp because it got too late>>2709285You are just a fag
>>2709288nuh uh
>>2709268This is what greets you when you join /v/ma.
>>2709281
>>2709307peak uma body
Someone in god's blue earth tell me how on earth are you supposed to win the Tenno Sho Spring without having 800 sta or a gold recovery skillBecause even when the prediction says "nah you're good", your trainee is still gonna gas out somehow and a shitter with 200 spd and a gold recovery wins by 8 lengths
>>2709336just bee yourself
Just a reminder that the Parent Race will be starting in eight hours.
>>2709304Speaking of greeting you in /v/ma, a reminder that /v/ma still has three (3) spots open!Rules are the same:>try to do a career a day (McQuits are okay but don't abuse them)>let us know if you'll be gone for more than 4 days>don't flatline for more than 4 days>trade shoes (ask first if you really need banners)>Wuv Yous and BBQs ARE mandatoryDrop an ID here if you're interested or apply at>570139754Please put /v/ in bio so we know you aren't a random, you can change it afterwards!
>>2709285>am i just being a misogynistA lil' bit, but I have a better questionWhat SHOULD she give to a man in your opinion? It can't all be chocolate
>>2709226They could feature Doto after realizing her true potential and having confidence when they release her 3rd alt. AFAIK alt Ayabe has a pretty different demeanor than her base form. It will never happen but we can dream.
>>2709360It's already dober brochaddo...
>>2709365NOTHING IS DOBER!
>>2709362she should be putting that outfit to work with a clothed boobjob
>>2709370At least take her out for a dinner first
>>2709341I wonder if my Taurus2 ace could beat some potential UG monster somebody could bring or if I need to make a new one
>>2709336I win it with 500 stamina, a gold and a white during my parent runs
reporting every stinko image attached to a post that doesn't need one
baldybroken
It's a summer weekend! You're not gonna sit in your room all day after your dailies are done, right?
>>2709375That's exactly what the Windyfag wants. The rest of us Windybros (all 3 of us) just want to live.
>>2709383it's 100 fuckin degrees outside every day I'm not going out there
>>2709383It's winter 'ere and I'm gonna spend this comfy saturday watching footy and drawing sexy umas
>>2709383I'll be going to the local lake in a while to swim, but it's still too hot. I'd justvstart sweating on the way home at this time of day.
>>2709383I had a 16 hour night shift, dude, I will have a dayshift tomorrow and then 16 hours right afterI will soon have a vacation but as things stand, I want to rest, its been raining like hell anyways
What are good inherits for next CM? I heard that SFV and Plancha aren't good for it.
>>2709395What style?
>>2709395angling, u=ma2, and barcarole are the only relevant greens
>lost so many career races she didn't get her valentines unique upgradewhat the actual fuck
>>2709395u=ma will be required for the xogger as it procs right before late-race starts. 777 procs too early to proc festive at the right time.
>>2709395call me bold but i'm thinkin' about Pumping some Iron
>>2709395Angling and Baracole for fronts, Pump and MPB for lates/ends. Paces that aren't xOguri are fucked.
I'm so fucking sick of it. Give me back my fucking cupcakes.
Rickey's a regular front right?
>>2709414TAKE YOUR TRAINEE OUT ON DATES
>>2709417Shes not a runaway, nope>>2709414Yeah going back to the "i need to manage energy to enter summer at full bar" mindset takes some time, huh...
>>2709420>he doesn't enter summer at 50% and just gamble on wit rainbows
can't wait for the independent training for the sole fact it autowins all races if you have good aptitudes for it
"Dailies" are fucking cancer and basically slave labor, remove them
>>2709428Only thing you could compare to slave labor is parent grinding
>>2709428Takes 10 minutes tops to clear them
>/v/ma when there's no silly horses to talk about
>>2709429I've been busy until now and "complete a career" is like getting hit with a brick to the face, either remove this shit mission or give me a button that completes dailies in a second
>>2709428Danchou, claim his balls!
>>2709434Just kill a mcqueen
>>2709428Sometimes i really forget that this is some peoples first gacha.
>>2709436Even that takes too long, "dailies" especially in this game are inherently flawed because a career you don't want to complete is just as annoying and tedious
Anime jig.https://jiggie.fun/8ANsk2
THIS LAZY NIGGER STILL HASN'T UPDATED THE TIER LIST WITH THE NEW CARDS
>>2709442Sorry danchou, the fan run will be have to put on hold. I have more important matters to attend.
>>2709440That's a good thing, gachas are fucking trash and cancer
>>2709447Who?
>>2709433Thankfully we've never talked about the cancerous piece of subhuman garbage that is Sonic
>>2709456I'm sure we've talked about worse.
>>2709456Into the sleeve
>>2709447umamoe dev should pick up the tierlist again
>>2709464I still dont get this comic. Was she mad that torena is olaying with the doll?
I almost used a borrow on the daughter/father fun race but then I thought better of it
>>2709383Probably gonna go pub and watch the match later
>>2709465bro, your critical thinking?
>>2709472i'll ask a sloptuber what's that and answer later
>>2709456I'm pretty sure we have.
maybe one of these days I'll get lucky and Haru will give me something useful like Latch On or Leap Forward since she's the only one that gives aptitude based hints now
Morning faggots. How much longer until GL i just can't wait any longer
>>2709501Mant has been dead for like a week now
>>2709400Was planning on running Xoguri, Inari, and probably NY Haru. Not sure about the Haru though, but I don't know what else I'd run for a third.>>2709406>>2709411>>2709413Appreciate it.
>>2709501about a week and a half
>>2709411I have a hunch that Pump is going to be really, really bad if debuffers are going to be as prominent as people say. Your late aces are going to be in 3rd-5th if that's the case.
>>2709456We did though
>>2709510Haru or any other late is a good idea since they get access to OYL and easier NSM proc, not terribly good but better than what paces get
>>2709503Yeah I know but im tired of this filler arc. I want the beginning of GL! Man why couldn't they just fuckin release this massive update earlier?
Did we not celebrate the club anniversaries?
I still don't have a good sprinter team, what a failure of a CM prep
>>2709519We haven't celebrated shit, the /v/ma Anni has been a complete and utter failure of organisation and achievements
>>2709519/v/ma did their own thing
>>2709064>>2709074Netkeiba is streaming the race. Satono Reve will be running in about 15 mins. They're showing off the horses currently.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bEx-lEwkz8
>>2709519I don't care about my club and I don't wuv them. They're just a means to an end to me.
>>2709525Neigha it was a regular chill day, we didn't need anything.
>>2709528KYR mentioned
>>2709525Sorry but I don't give a shit about a general's birthday
>Wake up in the glorious state of California >Dead YurohoursTime to bring some civilization back to this thread
>>2709533I'm not talking about today, we didn't even do celebratory races, /v/machan still isn't decided, a failure>>2709536Then shut the fuck up
Rise AND shine faggots466681944666819446668194Time for some battles, bring your best.
>>2709538God you're gay lmao, enjoy life a little
>>2709517So you would recommend running Haru as late over end?
>>2709539I'm not fighting you nigga, I give up
>>2709542Then you are not who I'm looking for.
>>2709543Fuck you
How do I build for Tokyo 2400m in Unity? Obviously I use Riko but do I still need full stamina sparks?
>>2709538/v/machan is a different story, we've already decided to get more active about it after this CM.
>>2709529This, but unironically
>>2709538parasocial
>>2709550Don't even know what that word is - award
Dancvd, I fucked up and forgot about the quirks of nippon gamedev, so I'm probably gone for a few days haha
>>2709547Nah with riko and a few bubbles you can get away without it. Specially if you got someone with built in recovery
>>2709553No anon>A one-sided emotional connection where one person invests time, energy, and care into a figure like a celebrity, streamer, or fictional character (or in this case a community) who is entirely unaware of their existence.Relax, no one thinks its a failure but you it was a chill day.
I'm so sick of my Umas taking the outside lane on the final corner would Go with the Flow make them go back inside?
>>2709539OH YEAH My new flower feels much much much better.318176203181762031817620>>2709546Don't take it as an offense. I am happy if you can prove me wrong by racing me
>>2709567Doesn't go with the flow actually really suck?
>>2709538For you, /v/ma's creation was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
>>2709573I will literally never be able to beat you, I give up
>AGEMASENED WITH 900 WITWHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THATIS IT BECAUSE IM FUCKING ENGLISH FINE?
I feel like a fucking asylum patient doing the same careers over and over hoping for the one run with Sprint S and no agemasens
>>2709575Hell if I know. I took it just to see how it works she wasn't good enough anyway. No Sprint S.
>big plushie drops near the chute and VISIBLY rolls over there>still a failureNIGGER GAME
>>2709573The empress is still a thorn at my side! Rematch739576507395765073957650
>>2709592Lemme see that janny groove I wanna make her work
Thanks to every host that makes their race posts into a reply chain. that way i can just hide them all in one click
>>2709592LETS FUCKING GO!!!!319318383193183831931838Think its time to remake taiki
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I still don't know what this means
>>2709601THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2709601What are bazz's aptitudes?
>>2709599holy shit what a refresh pull
>>2709601How for (You) is xer career?
Give me a cute uma for next
>>2709609Next OP? Janny groove
>>2709605Turf DirtA GSprint Mile Medium LongB A Z ZFront Pace Late EndF A G G
>>2709609If you don't wait at least an hour before spamming another thread I'm going to have a thread-derailing meltdown
>>2709609I support a sexy groove pic
>>2709613parasocial
>>2709613You don't get to hold the thread hostage just because you have crippling autism
>>2709611>another medium pacerSkippa, sadly>>2709618I believe it was "a joke", anon...
>>2709609Satono Diamond in honor of Reve jobbing in Britain (again). As is Satono tradition.
>>2709618That's called autism, anon
>>2709618>>2709620Sorry are you going to cry to /vg/ to bake again?
>>2709613Based, but also this, but unironically
>>2709541I dont have any hard data, just going from what I've seen in JP recordings of the CM if you have your own CB you borrow yeppers and go end, if you have natie you borrow yeppers and go late, if you have neither going late with OYL seems better
>>2709600>>2709592>This fucking guy can remake a member of his team into an even stronger version in just one day >Meanwhile I haven't been able to even get a decent Ace capable of winning rooms in over a weekThere are levels to this, the skill gap is so large it's impossible close it
While we wait for the new thread, tell me about your favorite /v/ma memories.For me it's>that time an anon wasted all 15k of his carat savings right before the Kita banner came out
>>2709633I can't even greentext ffs
>>2709634Move, also report windyfaggot
>>2709633And what's worse is that I can't figure out why his are so much stronger. Our tiakis are almost identical, yet his is winning whilst mine jobs in 6th every race.
>>2709639zased
>>2709624One, I can bake myself, but I'd rather not to if someone else is doing it already since it can lead to dual threads.Two. Kill yourself unironically. You are as bad as that faggot if you think people have to do what you want, with the threat that if they don't you'll have a tantrum. Mentally deficient, autistic, manipulative behavior. If people bake, good, if not, good. But you think you have to play thread police and will ruin the thread if you don't get what you want. No seriously, kill yourself.
>>2709658This is all his fault, I didn't give a shit until he started that faggotry
>[Deleted]>Windyfag still isn'tNice job nigga
>>2709710there seems to be some sort of importance variation between the report reasons, our meido is clearly not here since this thread is still not archived and lesser reasons such as "avatar use" go to him and not to higher lvl mods, but "impersonating staff" went through and the post was deleted in mere minutes
>>2709750What do we report that faggot with then? How did the umautist /v/ schizo get his mass report farm on?
>>2709341sign up doko
>>2709777Do we really need sign ups this early?
>>2709823No, we don't, give time
>>2709823No
>>2709823Yes
Unironically make the room now, I'm gonna take a nap and dont want to miss it
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