>Leo CupRegistration begins July 12th, 2026.Race Conditions: Nakayama Turf 1200m (Sprint) Right/Outer, Summer, Sunny, Firm. Begins July 12th>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, July EditionA three race series based on the 3600m Bakushin ran, the Hakodate Sprint Stakes, CBC Sho and Centaur Stakes. The higher an uma places in each race, the more points they get. Point gain will be based on their highest placement in that race. Conditions are below>Hakodate Sprint Stakes (1200m Hakodate, Spring, Right, Good Mood, Firm Sunny)>CBC Sho (1200m Chukyo, Summer, Left, Normal Mood, Heavy Rain)>Centaur Stakes (1200m Hanshin, Summer, Right, Great Mood, Good Cloudy)>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (July)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HMG2tgBbAAEjXHW.jpg>Fun Race of the Month"Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and Maruzensky>Halo and PrincessThe track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry! Race will be held July 11th at 6pm Est.>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2706885
Windy Ikunoda!
Air Groove is unironically underrated
>>2709634There's a lot of Air Groove fan art out there and THIS is what you pick?
>>2709647It's OC!
Why is groove in the student council anyway?
>>2709647you like it because it's qualityslop
>>2709647It's OC you fucking faggot, kill yourself
319318383193183831931838Rooms ongoing!!!! Join for a free guaranteed plat.
>>2709655first modern monster mare, ramonu wasn't designed at the time otherwise she'd be in instead
In the spirit of catching up on celebrating /v/ma's anniversary, tell us your favorite /v/ma memories.
>>2709646she tries to pretend like she's Keanu Reeves which is funny
>>2709659Relax anon, take the brightpill.You'll be much happier when you aren't seething
>>2709666The calligraphy witcheck thread and shared threads, specifically the arcade one.
>>2709666CheckedSeiun stealing Daiwa's crown as it's being lowered on her head.
>>2709655Groove was like the first mare that could ever compete with stallions, she was an actual demon. Probably why she is the best dam line in Japan
>>2709664wasn't the original plan the council was going to be all triple crown winners but the couldn't use Deep Impact?
>>2709666Seiunlets, by far
>>2709666Bakushin-ing the mod to death.
>she is the best dam line in JapanIs that true? Though I have noticed groovespawn tends to be G1 winners
>>2709593skill not shown is pulse
>>2709666jiggy circlejerk was the best
>Fail three <5% trainings in a row>Glue>Sleep deprived and slow metabolism before debut>Glue>Explode in the optional race I need to do to have enough fans>GlueNot looking good for me
>>2709660I will NOT allow my rivals to surpass me242988192429881924298819
>bake autists>op autists>ritualpost autists
>>2709685This but unironically
>>2709684Why did I not think of putting hesitant pacers on mine?
>Why is this fan art in the OP?>They said it was OC>They're right. It's Obviously Crap!
>>2709684In your opinion why do you think she's performing so well?
>>2709692Autist game Autist thread
>>2709692>The mod doesn't ban anyone
>>2709697OHOHOHO
>>2709685The Jiggy war room was a lot of fun.
>>2709697NICE
>>2709691YUP YUP556548295565482955654829
>>2709712Your rooms have unironically demoralized me more than anything else in this game
>>2709678Is there a single reason uma in a "emergency" scenario could not just release deep impact? They don't even need kanekos consent according to the winning post lawsuit
>>2709716I think you should eat your vegetables anon
>>2709695I still prefer to get midgame or late game skill over hesitant pace, but i didn't have anything else to buy.>>2709698Late is not bad with the new patch and her ult usually hit on final corner which can carryover. If she doesn't get blocked, she wins from that.
>>2709716You were clearly not around during the falcon from hell saga
>>2709712Oh yeah, it's all coming together684104826841048268410482
>>2709717They don't need it, but jap austism means they would be flamed if they added her without it.
>>2709717So what im hearing is....secretariat for the 7th anniversary?
>anons are starting to notice the patterns of the new shit stirring tactics>all of a sudden there's flaming of the pebbleman rooms out of nowhereI NOOTICE this as someone who gets mad he can't win in them, either.
>>27097437th is clearly shiraoki
>>2709716It's fine. You'll get your plat while he triple late starts in the finals.
No reliable accel from 5th place fucking sucks
>>2709744>he cant win in them eitherNot to throw accusations, but isnt that the usual "boohoo i cant win" faggot? I thought he said that he'll stop posting
>>2709733I was there but back then I was still B Group trash so I didn't really care much>>2709744Sorry to crumble your conspiracy, I am just a retard that gets angry and depressed at seeing others succeed before me instead of trying to improve
>>2709736I guess top 3 is fine
>>2709736Thinking my taiki fell off, its time I make her stronger soon333778323337783233377832
>>2709744But this happened back in /v/? Why do you think he's EVERYONE's rival?
>>2709736>sprint dotoWhat kind of unethical abomination?
>>2709758It's very easy to mutate in nu unity. I made some mutations myself just because i needed to do daily
>>2709745no, should be 8th
>>2709753 No that's not me, I'm just a sperg that posts too much
>>2709756IM FUCKING INVINCIB-ACK835746418357464183574641
KIMI TO KACHITAI
>>2709757Not mine, our bwo is the real peak to challenge for me
>>2709767Is that princess double doms or double late?
>>2709764There's no such thing as easy mutation for G aptitude.
I WANT TO FUCKING ROLL
>>2709780TWOMORE WEEKS
>>2709775It's still all RNG but with how bloated the affinity is because of the aptitudes, I feel the chances is higher, and also because unity is faster. Heck I feel it's harder to finish chains than to mutate.
>>2709647I drew that and I admit it's not my best work. I'll give something better to /ourjanny/ one day, she has grown on me
>>2709783The tricky part is finishing enough chains and mutating at the same time
>>2709780ROLL FOR RICKEY
>>2709786Don't take it personally but hand drawn no coloring doesn't pop like an OP image should
>>2709771I run double doms.
>>2709792Do you want all OP images to be bimbo whores?
>>2709767Pulse is such a stupid broken skill lmao883928068839280688392806>>2709770That's a rival for me too. They will all fall.
>>2709788I've lost count how many times I got god stats without Natie finishing her chains. Sometimes even both her and Kitasan
>>2709798He talked about coloring, not the character itself
>>2709791Hmmmm.....nyo, she will spook me
>>2709786Don't listen to him, that guy is a fucking faggot>>2709792>>2709802Kill yourself
>>2709800That all you got /v/ma?557792825577928255779282
>>2709808Your cortisol is too high
>>2709800Looks like I'll have to remove an Oshi from my themed team to replace her with Oguri, it's just the way the game is meant to be played. A real company would release buff and nerf patches constantly
I don't think I've ever beat a Wedding Mayano in public rooms. Her unique must just have the most perfect activation on this track. Like xogger levels of perfect.
>>2709802>current OP is a "no make-up, bedroom hair" style>he wants flashy colorful images that look like "bimbos"I'm not rephrasing it further, shichi's torena.
>>2709808I genuinely like the harsh criticism, as long as it's within reason. It's necessary to grow up as an artist. I can do way better so I can take it.
GGs Kawakamibro
>>2709341God fucking damn it I completely forgot again about my fun races Aces I am fucking retarded
>>2709821>Tenno Sho spring objective>For sprintOnly the strongest trainers would dare.
Do evolved skills do anything for Rudolf? The GOAT of japanese horse racing being useless in the game right now feels so wrong.
>>2709832if it's just top 3 then it's not that bad
>>2709836Should make OG stronger since her debuff becomes a speed skill instead
>>2709810Behold the infinite malignacy ...of the FAT173745961737459617374596I will do two more, I want a stronger taiki and a stronger Oguri.
>>27098210.4 final corner accel that is naturally delayed in rooms with tons of paces, i've mentioned it in inherit tier list before cm15 even started
>>2709836According to the jpbro rudolf will remain solid in mediums but not much else
>>2709839>I love Bourbon but I will never never NEVER use her when Fronts aren't free instant wins
>>2709843TRVTH NVKE, he's a faker and a faggot
>>2709843Based
>>2709836She's one of those that will greatly get buffed by evolved skills because of perfect timings and current speed
>>2709839Almost got me there buddy ol pal, almost.199175731991757319917573Last call for rooms! (For now)
>>2709852judge needs to get his eyes checked
>>2709843forcing an accomplished and prestigious horse to run in a mickey mouse cup would honestly be insulting
>>2709857>accomplished and prestigious>jobbed the triple crown
>>2709852Great race bros! Thank you all for coming appreciate you boys. Keep improving! I'll be back stronger>>2709843My wife's on vacation since she won me all my MANT plats
>>2709861>she won me all my MANT platsyou say that like it's something impressive
>>2709861Thanks for hosting.
>>2709861Thanks for hosting! This CM has been really fun so far.
>>2709857Wasn't the irl horse a sprinter at first?
>>2709867Did I miss registration already?
>>2709873No? We are just testing
I wish there was a way to drill it into your horses' heads to stop taking the god damn outside lane on the final corner.
>>2709870Barbin had a sprinter pedigree yes, but with brutal training the horse got trained to do distances as large as the kikuka sho
>>2709867It's been miserable for me, I literally can't build anything that wins, I am changing setups every day and it is still unable to win
>>2709876Honestly if I could make one change to the game it would be to be able to give my umas tactics, I think it would be really fun
Thinking of changing my whole strategy now after spectating all those rooms, would late or pace oguri be a better deal?
>>2709885depends
>>2709885Personally, I think late Oguri has a higher ceiling and wins more often at the trade of placing consistency
>meta sprinter and miler for multiple years>extremely sex>funny as fuckWhy is she not in your pull plan?
>>2709885Late to prevent lucky pace
>>2709889Why does she have stars in her tits?
>>2709894To prevent you from seeking the pearl
>>2709889>Meta
>>2709889Honestly while she is funny I hate the fish lips
>>2709889she has two banners, it'll be fine if I pull on her second one
>>2709889this neigha has an adult woman fetish
>>2709890How does this work?
>>2709889But I am?
>>2709899You're assuming we're gonna get both banners when the first one was due to a glitch
>>2709887>wins more often at the cost of not winning as often
Up and at em, sleepyhead. I want at least FIVE careers today and a 20 minute run
>>2709907Gomen my ESL is showing
>>2709889I don't think she's funny. Well maybe funny looking.
>>2709889literally the #1 ugliest trainee in the game
>>2709902Well duh neigha, Oguri wants pulse to win. So if she is late she will never be lucky pace
>>2709902If you're lucky pace you can't activate your cap as in peak of a unique. Meanwhile Late will always do.
>>2709908nyo
Sorry I tried to make a King for the fun race today but then she failed 3/4 trainings and I gave up. I can't dedicate any more TP to this.
>>2709914That's not Taiki
>>2709889I hate lips
>>2709899Did other versions have the double pearl banner? In JP it was due to a glitch with IOS preventing swiping.
>>2709889I pulled nishino for the mickey mouse CMs and I'm already starting to feel like it was not a wise use of resources
>>2709924I'll check gametora, it's avaliable info
>>2709857For me? Any race where I can run my girls is legitimate and if I lose, then I lost trying my best. Any race where I can’t use them is soulless Mickey Mouse bullshit that I actively want to lose. That’s why I hate dirt miles, G Dirt E Mile takes a miracle to mutate and if I can’t get lucky enough to hit A in both for my girls then I have to lose. If I ever win without them then I am evil and I have betrayed their trust.
>>2709889She is in my draw planNo meme
>>2709914Not even close>Biwa Hayahide>Ikuno Dictus>Zenno Rob Roy>Air Shakur>Air Messiah>Inari One>Royce and royce>Dream Journey>Stay Gold>Marvelous Sunday>Biko PegasusAre way uglier
>>2709678no, I've never heard that ever
>>2709929I'm back with an answer pearlchadshttps://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator>switch to korean version>go to banner #59 (pearls banner)>keep going upIt seems pearly will only have a single banner and global won't have her second banner.
>>2709935Holy homosexual
>>2709889Because I'm still on the fence about whether to roll for her or Machan as my next sprinterThink I'm gonna wait and see how effective the inevitable Pearl propaganda ends up being once her banner is actually out
>>2709935bait used to be believable
to the drawbros: whats your opinion on brush stabilization? ive been using paint for a while, where it doesnt exist, but since downloading CSP i got that shit set to like 90 and its comfy af. is that a bad thing?>>2709908Fujin's casual outfit looks good on anyone
>>2709939This massively fucks up my pulling plans
>>2709943You didn't draw it if you used brush stabilization
>>2709935>all the megane umasBased and tr->MarveyNot very marvelous of you
Can I bring Creek and her "children" to the >fun stakes?
>>2709889She could be meta for the next 40 cms and i still wouldn't roll for her
>>2709941Well do you run front or pace? I feel like that's a very obvious choice
>>2709949No Bio-Children. No deal
>/v/ has shit tasteIn other news, grass is green.
>>2709889She's been in my pull plan for ages what are you talking about?
>>2709957Grass is chestnut you dumb nigger
>>2709961>lies
>>2709962Why did you make Grass red
>>2709908>>2709943This outfit is incredible
>>2709943I think it's helpful as heck, but I personally only went as high as 10-20. Nowadays, I use Lazy Nezumi Pro to handle my pen pressure and stabilization settings more than CSP itself.
The only explanation for this is that Suzuka broke her leg midrace.
>>2709949No nigga, read the fucking list it's not that complicated, the list of allowed umas is right there. Same with the retard that was asking for biological children, READ THE FUCKING LIST
>>2709969biological grandchildren****************FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2709969Someone's a wittle cwanky today
>>2709968Must have gotten a rushed spot struggle.
>>2709975Yes, I'm very angry today for some reason, I need to kill someone
>>2709943I like it but I try to keep it on lower settings to not become utterly reliant on it. 6-8 is okay for me. But the tools are there to be used so if you like it then just do it lol. Digital art is about cheating as much as possible.
>>2709968this is what a late start looks like for a front in an 18 field size race
>>2709968Good, I hope she got killed on the spot
>>2709666Teio hours!
>>2709981>Digital art is about cheating as much as possibleHow about if I just type what I want in a text box and click Generate?
>>2709979You won't do shit
>>2709962
Alright /v/mahttps://poal.me/6nlf6pPlease take a moment of your precious time to answer THE most important poal of all time, we will finally figure out who is the uma musume anons want to marry the most.
>>2710001>>2709962>>2709961WHICH ONE IS IT?!
>>2710001Thanks doc
>>2709889She is but Solshi and ScQueen fucked me up so now I have 20k carrats
>>2709908People should leave Ryan alone about her hair when there are umas like this in the game.
>>2710004Anyone who i see voting for Nishino flower is getting sent to be skinned alive as entertainment for the festival
Wow, that was terrible. Eishin Flash is such a dogshit card she is not worth trying to get Late Corners over.I don't really want to dump more TP into this so I guess she'll just have to do.
>>2709682One of my favorites, God I miss these days
>>2710018>R Rikowhy
>>2710004Where's Light Hello
>>2709993Which uma would say this?
>>2709951See, that's the problem. I generally prefer to use lates/ends, and usually only run fronts or paces if it feels necessary in order to have a functional team comp (like when backliners are extremely weak in a given CM, or in situations like Gemini 2 where bringing multiple backliners would've made Tracen Cheer less reliable)On the one hand Pearl has the aptitudes to run as a late or end, but on the other hand Machan looks easy to build and could potentially be really valuable in situations where I want to use fronts without having to spend a fuckload of time grinding parents. It seems like both have their merits from a gameplay standpoint, so it'll probably come down to which one I end up being more interested in as a character
>>2710022Because it's Tokyo 2400 and you need stamina.
>>2710012It's not that hard to fix Ryan's hair yet they fuck it up every time
>>2710024Windy
>>2710004Casting a single vote for my wife to weight her against the others. I would probably click most of them otherwise.
>>2709997Nope, sorry I do not consider it in the same category. You have to do the cheats yourself. It's like different categories in car racing if you know what I mean. I'm not gonna seethe at it but also we both know it's not the same thing.>>2710004>Creek that highThat woman is utterly insane and wants you in a diaper. What the fuck are we doing.
>>2710020This was one our first big victories. I still recognize which posts are mine lol
>>2710034>That woman is utterly insane and wants you in a diaper.goo goo gaa gaa
>>2710014diddyblud game
>>2710034i want mommy, i want milk, i want to be held, i want to be comforted
>>2710014Nishino's wife material powerlevel is unironically extremely high. The only problem is her age.
Fucking mommy Creek while her manbabies anonymoose are watching
>there are neighas that would marry fukuShe's an extremely neurotic mess bro
>>2710004neicha really is that guy, huh?
Is the Tachyon banner is before the dirt CM?
>>2710004
>>2710004Add Windy please
>>2710047We have some extremely neurotic anons, bro.
>>2710047just like me frfr
>>2710052Its only umas out in global, and she'd be terrible
>>2710035We were already getting purged in fucking September, I recognize mine because I was the one posting the PPM lol
>>2710047We can be extremely neurotic messes together
>>2710034You just need to knock Creek up and it'll work itself out.
>>2710047anon, I have bad news about women
>creek in the top 10Yeah I get it, sex and all that but she's ducking insane and unironically extremely immature.
>>2710004>some niggas actually want to be curren's beta provider
>>2710067>look up artist to see if they take commissions>700k followers and don't take them anywaythat's a shame
>>2710034I want to give Creek so many babies that she becomes a functional mother by sheer overwhelming.Also she'd look hot as hell with a mom bod
>>2710049Pretty sure before yeppers
>>2710047I'd marry Fuku. She's a lovey dovey dork. If she gets too suicidal I'd just fuck her silly and tell her she can't leave me since I love her too much. Would that strategy work, normalfag anons?
>>2710059I doubt Windy will be that terrible once you marry her
>>2710052I say this as a Windybro, she'd be a terrible wife.Unless you train her to be a wife, I suppose. Villain to wife pipeline is always fun.
>>2710070mommyfags have zero standards this is a fact known to many
>>2710004>Multiple answersDumb nigger lmao
>>2710074I'm a cuck and I'm not afraid to admit it.
>>2710074Curren would unironically be a good wife
>>2710004>Nice nature that highPeople she is cute and all but you want a wife to take care of the household, which means tama-chan who literally had to raise and care for her little siblings, cook and all, and doubles as oguri's tardwrangler, she was meant to be a house wife.
>>2710004Hang on, are we supposed to vote for the umas WE would personally want to marry, or for the umas who we think would be objectively good wives? Those are two very different questions
>>2710087>select all that applyRetard-kun....
>>2710088Falcobro btw
>>2710092>Which of the following Uma Musume do (You) consider wife material? (Select all that apply)
>Akebono has more votes than Taiki>she's just Taiki but bigger
>>2710087Nta but it's a trick question, the harem chads picked more than one
>>2710004>no Helios optionGarbage, worthless, and invalid poll
>>2710092>do (You) consider wife material I guess the language is a bit ambiguous, but I interpreted as who I would marry
>>2710100I have seen Taiki's confections and I am not impressed
>>2710100Bono can cook more than BBQ
>>2710087If you could not do multiple answers everyone would just click nature and we'd have no top 10
>>2710103Only straight umas were included (and shakur for some reason)
>>2710092When people get confused by this, I unironically think that your true feelings will surface even if you think you are responding objectively.
I did not vote for nice nature
>>2710110what more do you need than BBQ?
>>2710059rickey is not in global ya nonce
>>2710111Not him but I'm a loyal guy and I only answered my top favorite despite liking a lot of umas
>>2710091>has good connections in the shopping district>an expert at using up leftovers in the fridge
>>2710112Shakur IS straight
I voted for Nice Nature twice.
>>2710096>we will finally figure out who is the uma musume anons want to marry the most.>THE uma musume>>2710111>want to marry the mostGee anon, I would surely want to marry Naite over my favorite uma
I'm surprised she got 4 votes.
>>2710125-1,000,000 PR from Nature
>>2710090imagine if your mom was addicted to instagram
>>2710125>No nakadashi tagDisgusting.
>there are neighas that unironically voted for Oguri
>>2710135>imagineuncs live a different life, istg
>>2710049Dirt CM is in August.
>>2710131...you need to imagine?
>>2710124translate it, weebs
Do you think Loves Only You will get the same rap as Curren for being a streamer whore?
>>2710099That could be interpreted either way, thoughIf the question is specifically "would (You) personally want to marry this uma" rather than "do you think this uma would be a good wife", then I'm gonna have to go back and change some of my answers
I agree with most options but there are a few umas that are objectively underrated in wife potential
There is no fucking way you guys have this much shit taste holy shit
>>2710149What's the matter anon? Afraid to be bullied for your shittier taste?
>>2710148big belly full of my kids
>>2710125Nature would be into some kinky shit I'm sure. Kinky(normal).
>>2710155Biwa not being in the top 5 is a fucking sin
>>2710159Natie's the type that'll let you do whatever you ask of her
>>2710145Instagram influencer is impossible to spin positively because it's the symbol of everything that's wrong with society. Streamer is an easy pill to swallow in comparison.
>>2710160I would like my offspring to have normal sized craniums
>>2710145Unfortunately>>2710142>Shakur reflects on relationships and how to best they should go>Reflects on how Fine said relationships are best going through the Motion>Says it's nonsense and it's best to just jump to the logical conclusion>Takes the trainer to a wedding chappal
What about the perfect father material?
>she has almost double the votes as 2nd placeHoly shit
>>2710172not me for sure
>>2710149It has 400+ votes and the link is not on /vg/, so it wouldn't surprise me if this is from reddit or xitter
>>2710174Someone post the gosling webm
I'm glad that some people see it
>>2710172yeah I'd fuck my father-in-law
I'm surprised Creeku isn't higher.
>>2710174shes too good!
>>2710188I wouldn't vote for her she's mentally ill and a bit scary
>>2710174Really should not have allowed multiple choice.
>>2710188I WILL NOT WEAR THE DIAPER
>>2710193>t.amamo
>>2710100There's a bigger better Taiki anyways
>>2710180
>>2710179It's multi-answer retard-kun. I voted for like 10 different umas
>>2710200She looks like she fucks human men
>>2710200>Wedding alt got carded before she was even addedKinda brutal, wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
>>2710194The whole point is seeing who the unanimous "most wifeable" umas are, without multiple choice we just get everyone picking their favs once
>>2710188I'd be a worse father because I'd leave our kids without any milk
>>2710179I voted for all of them because why wouldn't I?
>>2710200This is just gyaru Taiki.
>>2710205>without multiple choice we just get everyone picking their favs onceNothing wrong with that.
>>2710179I'm begging you to train wit anon, it's multiple choice
>all the other drawfags stopped drawing /v/ma-chan>the only one that's still doing so is a golshi knockoffwe're never getting a good /v/ma-chan
>>2710211Correct, nothing wrong with it. But that's not the point of the poll.
question! is SHE a good wife?
>>2710216Neigha we're waiting until this CM is over, we've said this already.
>>2710216For me it was a project while the game was in a rut, right now I'm playing. I'm sure we'll circle back on it later.
>>2710216Shut the fuck up already neigha you're extremly annoying. You're not entitled to shit, I already said I would work more during GLT. Drawfag with a design
>>2710218no
I THINK NICE NATURE IS LANE
>>2710218I don't know who that is.
>>2710194single choice would just be a what's your favorite character poll
>>2710202>>2710208>>2710212>so monogamist I didn't even notice it was multiple choiceAnyway, you people disgust me
>>2710218>no option for tarumae
>>2710218My wife should not job to orfevre
>>2710004honestly shocked she got 5 votes
>>2710170Voting for Shakur now
>>2710222zased and checked
>>2710228HOWIT SAYS SELECT ALL THAT APPLY RIGHT THERE ITS NOT EVEN HIDDEN
>>2710229She's not in global
>>2710229No one in Global knows who Tarumae is yet she isn't even a card. Same as Rickey or Acute. All we've seen is gifs of her jiggling.
>>2710247
>>2710004>9 votes for cafeAt least I am among enlightened brothers
>>2710220>>2710222>>2710219Sounds like bait, I'd ignore
top 5 is >Nice Nature>Maruzensky >King Halo>Fine Motion>Air GrooveI see the top 3 don't get me wrong, but fine and groove????
if your wife has more than 1 vote she's a whore
>>2710254I can't imagine reading through Cafe's career and thinking otherwise.
Well, well, well. Look who's the superior Dorm Mother after all!
>>2710250They're good gifs teebeeaych
>>2710259All of them do.....
>>2710243Look again
>>2710254curious how we went from>CAFEFAGS ARE FUCKING NIGGER COOMERS AIIIEEEEEEE GO AWAAAAAYYYYduring her release to one of the most underrated umas in /v/ma nowadays
>>2710256Concernfagging should be considered trolling by this point>ummm guys I'm extremely concerned and worried about X, but I'm also not going to do anything about it, just gonna cry and complain until someone doesThe world would be a better place if those subhumans killed themselves
>>2710222I made that last post you are referring to and I didn't make this one after you already told me that. Another case of some fag pretending to be someone else to stirr shit
>>2710257Did you never play Air Grooves career? If you need a little structure to your life Air Groove would be an amazing wife. She doesn't hate you, she just holds you to the same high standards she has for herself.
>>2710259>>2710264>only futureUmas are pureBASED!!!
>>2710257I want to be King of Ireland
>>2710257Groove I can understand. She's harsh but extremely motherly. Fine I don't really get at all.
>>2710174It probably helps that, since she's a 1*, basically everyone has read Nature's career and seen first-hand how undeniably high her wife powerlevel is. Even if she isn't personally your waifuma, it kinda goes without saying that she'd be 'wife material'Looking at some of the umas with only a handful of votes, I bet at least a few of them wouldn't be that low on the poll if more people had rolled for them and read their careers
>>2710281Fine comes with generational wealth and a security harem.
>>2710274She had a LOT of secondaries
>>2710259Windybros win again
>>2710229>>2710250>>2710263Sell me on Tarumae trainers, the twin tails are kino handle bars so I am interested (plus she really looks cute)
>>2710257/v/madanchou voted at the same time on like 4 devices because I was inspecting the poal and she instantly skyrocketed at the same time
>>2710290The pic that sold me.
>>2710229>>2710218Literal whos
>>2710257you're asking objective questions to people that can't figure out when an accel works dude, of course it's going to be biased
>>2710290Shill horse that wants to shill her bumfucknowhere hillbilly town.Also extra thicc.
>>2710283I mean I agree, but you gotta be a special kind of retard to wife bakushin or brian
>>2710297if you think right is better than left you're black
>>2710297whoa...
>>2710307truthnuke
>>2710290She has literally nothing worth mentioning, just like Zephyr, it's a nothing burger character with 0 interesting aspects that people just like because of her body, easy skip. Just look at >>2710297
>>2710290Weird blob creature
>>2710307Wtf I'm black now.Whatsup my niggas.
VODKA LOST
I think the newma hate is forced.
>>2710286Windy WON
Fine's head bodyguard has it goin on.
>>2710307
I think the newma love is natural.
>>2710325It is
>>2710325How do you hate on something that doesn't exist yet
>>2710307I like both
>>2710314I like Zephyr beyond her tits though, she's chill as fuck.
>>2710314>She has literally nothing worth mentioning>a nothing burger character with 0 interesting aspectsEveryone says this for newmas until banner day.
>>2710257IRL Groove literally gave her last strength to give birth and to not let his son die
>Digitan that highPlease explain, I don't have her.
>>2710325It's incredibly natural actually
WHAT IS THE APPEAL OF FINE MOTION
>>2710315Cute blob creature
>>2710351/v/madanchou botted the poll
>>2710346I meant her. fuck
>>2710350tismbro...
>>2710351GOKIGEN YOFINE MOTION DAYO
>>2710347>weird otaku freakWhat more could you want? She is literally me.
>>2710365Ass and tits
>>2710347fellow pervert with a loli build
>>2710365Okay but as a wife I don't see any motherly qualities
>>2710368>>2710369This is slander, she is just skinny
>>2710307I do but I am from Brazil so that goes without saying, it's literally on my DNA to like it more (I still like left too though)
>>2710368your flesh is weak
>>2710325I really can't tell if it's one guy who is genuinely seething or thinks he's being funny. It's annoying either way.
>dude I voted for average ass nice natureNone of you neighas will survive winter when you need some real thickness
>>2710347>Extremely positive view for an obsessed fan>Into all sorts of freaky shit>Would never judge you for your freaky tastes>Takes care of Tachyon>Perfect wife to share hobbies
>>2710386I voted for suzuka, I like sticks
>>2710386I really don't want to say this but I'm afraid you're brown anon...
My friend broke the game again somehow
Oithu, Nith Nature dethu
>>2710386>average ass
>>2710387>Into all sorts of freaky shit That's slander. You're talking about Dober.
>>2710307Correct, we are a BLACK thread
>>2710395DOMAIN EXPANSION
This thread is not ready for the valentine's nanoganda
>>2710395>Tachyon main screenBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>2710400Rom Com is not freaky
>>2710395Neigha got sent to the shadow realm
>>2710373eh, could be worse
>>2710307Yes I'm black, how did you know?
>>2710400I can't picture doing Dober doing anything more freaky than missionary under the covers with the lights off. MAYBE from behind if she's really feeling adventurous.
>>2710290Record breaking 10 G1/JPN1 wins, raced against Rickey a lot. Rickey one upped her record with 11 G1/JPN1 after Hokko retired. Horse was named tourism ambassador of a Japanese town. Hence the idol horse denotion and Legend Changer singing rights for her.
>>2710410Holy NEED
>>2710404Nanoganda didn't even work the first time
>dude tits lolno wonder /v/ma is full of so many /weakmind/fags...
>>2710410Goku could not pull me out
>>2710304When Bakushin emerges from her cocoon, you'll understand too.
>>2710404>scheduled shortly before Wit RamonuShant.
>>2710400Dober writes kinky shit but I don't think she wants to recreate any of it
>>2710426BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>2710404convincing me to pull for an outfit when i already have the base will be a huge task, good luck>but shes met-don't care. being strong isnt why i pulled the first time, and this wont change
>>2710408>>2710417Dober's the freaky one and a closet degenerate. Meanwhile Digitan lets out or appears to be freaky but want nothing other than happiness of her oshis and umas interacting with each other.
>>2710426>dude tits are assesBut if I suck on tits poop doesn't come out.
>>2710425You are crazy, the collective lust was impressive
>>2710442but that's the best part
>>2710425Nanoganda was so effective that one anon thought people here were Cygames shills trying to shill the new girl.I genuinely had to tone it down after that. I don't like umas I like being subjected to some schizo's hate.
>>2710004>only three votes for brianholy fucking cringe
>>2710426I hate flatfags and assfags so much it's unreal
>>2710452Teiobro btw
>>2710454I love Brian but she is objectively ill-suited to the role
>>2710425nanoganda was so powerful it drove the thread into a lustful frenzy. The only other time it has happened was during Sweep's release. Yes the exact polar opposites, it's why this thread will never agree on anything
>>2710454>Dude I wanna wife a midget caveman that doesn't eat veggies, jobbed to a sex offender and is scared of shadows
>>2710452Abysmal PR loss for Tachyonfags
>>2710441I don't see anything freaky there, that's just drama.
>>2710454Brian is sex but I don't think she understands the concept of marriage
>>2710454I ain't marrying a horse that spends all her time LARPing as a wolf.
>>2710454It wasn't me, I'm the wife in that relationship
>>2710454Probably all of them our Dykes on the board
>>2710454>marry Brian>20 years into the future>she has a woman moment>I AM LE LONE WOLF AND WANT A DIVORCE>leaves>>hey man I heard your husband Brian left you lmaooooono thanks
>>2710004The anons here are kinda based. Maruzensky should be on top but NN is acceptable.
>>2710295>>2710353
>>2710470>PR lossThat would imply they had anything left to lose
UUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH TRAINER-SAN WHY AM I BOTTOM 5
>>2710454I voted for her sister.>>2710468Mayo would not say this (it outs her as a sex offender).
>>2710488Amazon just took #4
>>2710454Brian is great but I can't betray my wife.
>only me and 2 more BASED anons would marry bakushin for the infinite gaslight opportunities during marriage life You neighas disgust me
>>2710498LETS FUCKING GO AMACHADS NO ONE CAN STOP US ONE ON ONE
>>2710500She's hot as fuck but also too impulsive and retarded to marry. Sorry Bakubro
>>2710484KEKAROO
STOP VOTING FOR SHIT GAYLO
>>2710502Of course everyone is going to like the card that's giving them crazy stats.
>tfw only anon who didn't vote for nice nature SHE IS UGLY AND I DONT LIKE DEPRESSED GIRLS
>>2710498I don't even have Hishiama, but even just from seeing her in passing (in card events and other umas' careers and such) her wife potential seems so astronomically high that I couldn't not vote for her
>>2710516I didn't vote for natie either but you are fucking gay
>>2710516You're ugleh.
>>2710347I didn't vote for her but she bonds with you over shared hobbies. Like thinking King Halo is hot.
>>2710516I only vote for my wife as she is unironically the only one I view as wife material
>yeah there is so much prime fertile pussy >I'm just gonna wife the grandma though What the fuck is your problem?
>>2710524she would be the easiest to convince to have a threesome
>>2710529That render is so fucking hot
See, this is the good kind of derailment. More of this.
Which one is better for looping? Still Mackie?
>>2710532You can convince her to do it, but she'd faint on the spot due to blood loss and possibly die, so it's really not worth trying.
>>2710535>discussing the characters from a videogame is derailmentidgi
>>2710535>derailmentThis is quite literally on topic fym
>favorite is top 10>no arguments or controversyGood.
>>2710516I didn’t vote for her. Don’t get me wrong, she’d probably be good at it and I’m sure it’d be a happy marriage but I voted for my three favorite girls like I would in any situation, even if I can admit Teio would not be super well suited for the role. I would make it happen. I do not care about the logic.
>>2710498Should be higher
>>2710532She would unironically prefer to watch from the corner because she doesn't think she is worthy to touch the oshiis
>>2710543>fym
>>2710538Makween
>>2710538Read the room we're discussing which umas we wud fuk
>>2710549Back to the mines then...
>>2710539Invite vodka to a threesome for the double blood loss kill then, doubles as less competition for your trainee too.
>>2710547This, she would direct it.
>>2710551I'm sorry for derailing the thread with gameplay talk
Finally got around to do this. This shit takes so much longer than expected
>>2710557Anon your sarcasm....that's an obvious joke
>>2710559Mine gets reshuffled every time I read a new career
>Anon asks me if I would REALLY marry Kitasan>Say she wouldn't be my first choice but if I had the option, it's a no brainer>Tied for 6thPR gain from being queen, or is it really that simple?
>>2710563>people in the autism game do not understand sarcasmIn other news, grass has a fat ass
>>2710532nah that would be tsurumaru tsuyoshi
I will do the cookingI will do the cleaningI will wash the dishes We wouldn't even have to worry about raising a family because neither of us can get each other pregnant so she's wife material for me specifically
>>2710566Kitasan beyond being our reigning queen is unironically cool as fuck, she'd be a great wife to have. Read her last bond story
>>2710559If your list start at 11 it would have been good
>ardan among top 10Never played her career or got her in a random roll so no idea what is her appeal exactly.
>>2710441>one of the oldest and most used romantic drama tropes in the genre>DUDE SHE'S SUCH A DEGENERATE SHE WANTS TO KEK YOUSome of you unironically need to lay off the hentai.
>>2710576Anon, you're the wife in this dynamic.
>>2709634Deep down Air Groove is a ultra slut in denial
>>2710566It really is that simple
>>2710576honestly, if my umawife was still a successful athlete i'd be all for being the house husband.
>>2710585>>2710566kitasan is so cute, holy FUCK!
>>2710566Personally I have two separate groups. Would I marry this girl if she became real and if none of the others did? And would I marry her if I was in that universe? Because some fit in the first, but not the second. The only one that fails both tests for me is Curren.
>>2710582I interpreted it as doing the keking desu
>>2710004unacceptabletamamo should be higher
>>2710557That's right keep your off topic posts somewhere else
>>2710583Nta but... wouldn't ALL of us here be the wife here? The umas are the breadwinners here, especially if we make them win EVERY G1, we are all poor as fuck compared to them, and we aren't even talking about the mejiro clan or the satono one
>>2710596I wonder how many people won't be able to tell this is a joke
>>2709634Fun room code when? I have to leave for the day and I don't want to miss it.
>>2710567DELETE THIS POST NOW
>>2710581She's strongly, unambiguously, romantically for (You). Career includes lap pillow treatment and visits to meet her family. She trusts and depends on you to take care of her, but also works very hard to take care of you in return. Lots of affectionate little dialog.
>>2710581Her career is a very good romance Key VN
>Pakatube comes out with more friendslop content>Fine Motion, Air Shakur, NTR, and whoma>Overcooked>Fine Motion keeps setting things on fire>Shakur played straight man as usual and tard wrangled everyone elseI love my video gaming, cantankerous wife.
>>2710604Actual room codes when?
>>2710585Let's be real, if Kitasan pulled out these kinds of moves in front of you, you would fall for her instantly.
>>2710613Post it
>>2710592Could you give some examples that'd fall in one category but not both?>>2710598I mean, you can be a breadwinner elsewhere. After all, the sponsorship money will eventually dry up. It'll be important for your family to have a more stable source of income-and besides, high-intensity workouts make it much harder to have a child anyways, so you'll want her to retire at SOME point if you want children.>>2710576I always figured that the stallions weren't sterile in the umaverse. There's not really any hint to that they are, outside of the fact that Cygames prefers blood relations to be on the mother's side.
Pama's sitting at a pretty good place.
>>2710614I want rooms to, someone host
>>2710563Anon i was joking too...
>>2710618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cru-h0L6igc
>>2710619>I always figured that the stallions weren't sterile in the umaverseAnon, thats prob just the foid drawfag that wants to fuck brian
I need grass to break every bone in my body
>>2710623NEVER BEATING THE AUTISM ALLEGATIONS
>>2710608Until the pink girl wanders in
>>2710559that one friend who's a bit of a men-loving faggot
>>2710625Girls don't exist on the internet. Did you give yourself brain damage?That's fair, I kind of forgot we had a woman crushing over Brian here. It's kind of common elsewhere to say the stallions can't have children though.
>>2710631A dog is fine too.
>>2710633(Positive)
>>2710581Her introductory bond stories frontload a lot of the romance compared to her career, but even then whenever she's trying to interact with (You) it's pretty blatantly romantic, from giving you a lap pillow while you're asleep to ending her career on you both painting each other and you telling her she will always be your light.
>>2710633>like girls>DUDE YOU LIKE BOYS
WHERE ARE THE CM ROOMS
>>2710576>neither of us can get each other pregnantMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS THERE'S FUCKING WOMEN IN MY THREADDDDDDDDD
>>2710619The two just exist as a bias thing. My favorite girls fall into the category where I’d marry them no matter what. But someone like Kitasan, I can’t say she’s close to my favorite, I wouldn’t pick her if I had the choice between many other umas. But she’s not a bad person at all and I’d definitely be happier with her than any person on Earth so I’d be stupid to say no in that case. The only reason Curren fails both is because I’m a weirdo shut in nerd and her social media shit would drive me insane.
>>2710646She wouldn't say that
>>2710643HOST THEM YOURSELF
>>2710646me on the left, willingly
>>2710643Too lazy to host (mostly lazy to screenshot) you go host
>>2710646Brian wouldn't do this (the dishes are the last thing on her mind)
>>2710643No one plays the game here
>>2710648DONT WANNASHANT OPEN MS PAINT
>>2710004>Posts voting about which umas make the ideal wife>Entire thread turns into a debate about why uma x is for (you) or why she would be a good housewife>Several anons here convinced me to roll for different umas because of this in less than an hour.If this is a psyop then it worked, I kneel.
My favorite characters in these kinds of franchises are always popular with women.This probably says something about me.
>>2710643we're taking a lil' break from playing the game to discuss the game (girls in it)
>>2710656Who the FUCK does this
>>2710627I wouldn't marry her but I would date and fuck the shit out of Grass. Wuv me some toxicity
>>2710656What the fuck
>>2710656what the fuck bro
>>2710656But why
>>2710658What it tells me is that there are a lot of anons who don't post 'ganda but are excited to talk about their favorites when prompted.
She doesn't know I'm about to TRAP and BETRAY HER so I can finish the event missions
>>2710643At the other place
>>2710580Can't help it, Curren was my first 3* and I liked her story, I had her on my profile way at the beginning>>2710633Boys with tits and pussy are great though
>>2710646Exactly
>>2710660Yeah He's a FAAAAAAG
>>2710656Literal psychopath behavior...
>>2710656WHATTHEFUCK
>>2710645Ah, fair enough. My reading comprehension is shit; I missed the part where you said "and none of the others did." I must still be tired.
>>2710004>Consistently second after obvious Wife Nature pickExplain!
>Taiki that lowLotta gay neighas telling on themselves today.
>WAHHHH WAHHHHH I DONT WANNA HOSTyou neighas can't do ANYTHING621162526211625262116252Face me
>>2710643This CM has burnt me out, I cannot compete
>>2710656My fucking sides
>>2710656We should unironically do this for Stakes matches so creeping vulture neighas don't have copypaste on their side.
>>2710682She's second-rate
>>2710683you and your children will die from heart failure
>>2710682She takes care of haru (the closest thing to an almost retard, even more than bakushin), princess, a couple more of mobumas, king is meant for childrearing
>>2710690Numpad and multiple monitors is the new meta.
>>2710690We already have stakes banners that are fucking hilarious and creative and great though retarded Dotoposter
>>2710683Imagine your children speaking like Taiki
>>2710690>Trying to give phonenigs the advantage with the QR scannerNOPE NOPE NOPERS
>>2710690And give up the Stakes banner? Fuck that.
>>2710685GET FUCKED NERDS133975171339751713397517
>Cafe steadily moving up
>>2710697She actually gets three more, including one of Spe's spawn and Ai-chans mom
>>2710683I don't want to become a fat fuck after barely half a year of marriage
I DON'T WANNA JOB AGAIN
>>2710704I dunno if the room was full already or what but the QR code didn't fucking work for me
>>2710703That would be cute, though.
>>2710682Once the next main Story Chapter is out you'll understand.
>>2710683>taikek finally realizes she's unpopulartook you long enough, if anons liked her we wouldn't only use her as a breeding stud and to metafag in short distances
>>2710707The real encroaching shadow.
>>2710711It was full
>>2710703if I hear one more howdy
>>2710576>so she's wife material for me specificallyThis poor girl has yet to realize that Brian is the husband.
>>2710714Taikibroken
>>2710690>dotopost>retardedname a more iconic duo
>>2710707>your kids will have 2 moms
>>2710697I'll defend that Bakushin's probably not a retard. And Haru Urara has crippling ADHD.>>2710683I only picked what trainees I have. I'd probably pick Taiki if I DID have her. She's really cute! Same with Tamamo.>>2710682She struggles a little bit with life, being that she doesn't have much life experience, but she's charming and she knows how to prove everyone wrong.
>>2710690phoneposters shouldn't be rewarded for their niggery
I'm a guy and I want to be Brians little spoon, what does that say about me?
>>2710707Can't say if cafe would be a greater housewife than nature but by god our children will be the greatest exorcists in Japan, especially after they marry dia-chan children and Matikanefukukitaru's children too.
>>2710706YOU IN THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD BWOCHAHOS834366398343663983436639
>>2710685>>2710706Why would I want to join these rooms that are a guaranteed loss?
>>2710725
>>2710721at least dotoposters are cute when they're retarded
Me personally, i would not marry any umas. I am married to my BA wife
>>2710722I'm more concerned that my daughter loves Isekai slop.
>>2710725high T
>>2710729To improve of course
>>2709832I win it easily most of the time
>>2710004Why is Shinko Windy not in here, but Copano Rickey is??? Shinko at least has a card, Rickey has literally NOTHING in game yet.
>>2710725with or without the strap-on?
>>2710733You sound like a Hinafag.
>>2710725You are into femdom, no need to be coy about this, current day masculine nonsense was an invention of 19th century anyways
>>2710701Couldn't you put the room number on the banners thoughever?
>>2710737No matter how much I improve (and I have) I can never beat you
>>2710740>RickeyLast uma of the GL era, extremelty anticipated>WindyWhoma
>>2710733based FuukaCHAD
>>2710708First rate thief...
>>2710744THAT WOULD LOOK LIKE SHIT KYS KYS KYS KYS DOTOPOSTER I HATE DOTO SO MUCH
>>27107286/9
>>2710746They're not a Whoma for the thread though
>>2710726cafe would be a great wife with how horny she is but mother? maybe not
>>2710697
>>2710749Couldn't you just put it in the corner and edit it out when you're done?
>>2710728ACKthats more like it!!!!388130063881300638813006
>>2710728Holy metafag room
>>2710733This could be a KayokoGOD
I THINK DOTO SUCKS
>>2710746Man... I wanna make a yakzua with her...
>>2710756SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>2710761Opera wouldn't say this
>>2710658The most effective propaganda that worked on me was just looking Umamama stuff on pixiv. I did like Taishin already before but there’s a lot to work with.Personally, the most effective propaganda for me was just searching umamama stuff. I liked Taishin already but damn there’s a lot of stuff like this.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100206774
>>2710759This is a good thing, you wanna fight the strongest teams
>>2710761Opera wouldn't say that
>>2710004where's the dad material poal?
>>2710761Opera would NEVER say this.
>>2710656I don't get it
>>2710733same
>>2710733well...Who is it?
>>2710757>late startIT WAS OVER BEFORE IT EVEN BEGAN!436520914365209143652091
https://x.com/Reinren_sa/status/2075640326828830783
>>2710769Its only (Me)
the flatter a girl is the more I want to find out what she would look like pregnant
>>2710770Opera would say this to remind Doto to take care of her health
>>2710733This I agree
>>2710704>take out phone>open camera app>hover qr for 5 seconds>tap button to open umamusume>doesn't work because qr codes don't half the time >now camera doesn't want to scan the qr code at all and have to close and reopen it>works the second time after waiting another 5 seconds to scan the code>at this point more than 3 seconds has passed since umamusume has been in the background and has reset itself to the title screen>CYGAMESU>UMAMUSUME: PREETTY DAHBY!>have to go through all the loading>room already filled by people who just manually typed in the code by the time it's doneWOW BIG FAT FANTASTIC FUCKING ADVANTAGE I AM ACTUALLY FUCKING OFFENDED THAT YOU THINK THIS WOULD GIVE PHONE PLAYERS ANY KIND OF UPPER HAND
>>2710770
>>2710781>sign in to press playGod I hate this website
>>2710780Here is your Queen of /v/ma bro531679395316793953167939
>>2710787im so sorry...
>>2710785And yet you have no children, curious!
You shouldn't marry any umas, they are underage
>>2710796>doesn't eat veggies>can't get fat
>>2710790Based Ayabefag
>>2710790>please eat verification carrot to continue
>>2710799Yeah that makes sense
>>2710799So am I, in spirit.
>>27107956/9Come fight me
>>2710795I really need sprint S on my umas
>>2710799
>>2710796the beer belly model doesn't look anything like pregnancy
Will the anni missions require us to do MANT runs?
>>2710811I feel like "Sprint S is optional" was advice only applicable to the first wave of aces.
>>2710811Sprint S is super important imo
>>2710766I agree anon, it appeals to the man's great desire, having a child with the wife that you personally trained and love
>>2710799shut up libtard
>>2710794here you go dumb newfaghttps://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/551809-x-xcancel-redirect
>>2710815Nah those are always for the new scenarioIts over, you are free unless you haven't done them for the event
>>2710769https://poal.me/v0fjj2
>>27107956/9Join please
>>2710805my wife
>>2710822>unless you haven't done them for the eventI haven't and i won't. I don't need the stupid title anyway.
>>2710799She is older than I am. And I watched 9/11 on live TV.
Which uma would he choose? I doubt he would even play gachas tbf
>>2710825I love ramen!
>>2710828Are you the 50+ year old guy?
>>2710823I won't vote until stego is in global
>>2710830Air Shakur
>>2710823Why are there two super creeks?
>>2710823thoughts?
>>2710836One for each boob
>>2710823Where is Stay Gold?
>>2710823In retrospect I should've included more actual father-umas like Tanino Gimlet, but I wasn't thinking about that at the time. I did include a few more I thought were at least a little fatherly or uncle-like in nature, so there's that.
>>2710830>that one time the schizo thought a quentin thread was an uma dogwhistlegeg
>>2710833No
>>2710837my brother in christ that's not a dad that's my plug
>>2710790>>doesn't work because qr codes don't half the timeidk when my work switched to qr passkey, scanning the qr code never messes up (thought ms authenticator fucks up afterward in other ways sometimes)
>>2710795Come on anons, show me your motivation!694107496941074969410749
>>2710834This image somehow went unnoticed in stealth threads several times>>2710843LMAOOO I remember that
>>2710836Fuck. I copied the mass majority of them from the previous poll but the copy keybind didn't always work properly for some ungodly reason. I thought I caught all of them and fixed them, but I guess I missed Mayano Top Gun being omitted by accident.>>2710839 >>2710834I should've. I really should've. I'm sorry.
>>2710830Quentin would've loved transcend
>>2710851You completely stole mine
......
>>2710851I have double late started every single room of yours I joined, I'm not joining any more.
>>2710859MY TP BAR IS EMPTY WHAT DO YOU WANT
>>2710853It's okay anon kek, it made me chuckle.
>>2710837>are ya winning dad?>pack your things, I just lost the house
>>2710823>/v/ma doesn't want to go fishing with their old man
>>2710836 >>2710823Since I fucked up the poll, treat the blue Super Creek as Mayano Top Gun. It matters very little but do it anyways.
>>2710862Your tp pots?
>>2710859I'm literally doing a career right now
>>2710861Don't worry I'm late starting too, it's my curse. One more?
>>2710859I already did my dailies danchou leave me alone
>>2710865Fine I'm convinced she has my vote
>>27108516/9Join come on!
>>2710859With a 130% fan bonus I can run 43 races and earn 1.3m fans every 50 minutes.
All I'm getting from the uma dad poll is that there's a lot less dad umas than umawives.
>>2710865Damn I can't believe I forgot my lazy unc, you convinced me anon.
>>2710851Triple late start? No problem332838273328382733283827
>>2710865I went fishing once with my grandpa and he is no longer with us so I haven't done it again
>>2710881I am not voting for d*ds
>>2710889Damn, when does he come back?
>>2710859
>>2710497>I voted for her sisterI voted for both. They're a package deal, after all
>>2710881>training your wife for 3 yearssure>training your dad for 3 years??
>>2710646That's definitely not Brian that's more Orfevre. Brian would probably eat out of disposable containers or out of a takeaway/restaurant unless someone cooks for her (like Hishiama/Biwa/Rudolf).
>>2710892:/
>>2710859Oh yeah, that reminds meHow high is Chrono's wife powerlevel? I've heard that newmas' careers lean very heavily into waifubaiting so I'd assume it's at least decently high
>>2710881It's weird how Maru is mom material but not a dad when she literally showed no mercy against her own daughter during her career. Seems like something a dad would do.
>>2710816>>2710817I got gaslighted again...Now I need to remake my aces with sprint S
GentlemenHow do we stop a flower reign
>>2710901Chrono will take this thread by storm, or whatever is left of it.
>>2710895I mean, aside from the fact you CAN actually do that... What about your children?
>>2710892you are NOT surviving the second coming
>>2710905HELLO HELLO HOWDY HOWDY
>>27108846/9.Man I thought you guys wanted to test.
>>2710903They're still solid aces though, you have a good base you're working with
>>2710905Kill der/v/'s danchou and host a room where she's banned
If cygames removes late starts from the game I will suck their fuckin dick. What a shit mechanic
>>2710905Why would we want to stop it? Sounds like a better outcome than yet another Taiki or Oguri reign
>do a real McQueen run for the daily>mood down mood down mood down mood downAlright fine, I'll just glue her at the end of junior next time.
>>2710901Chrono and Gran are in love with their trainer but their career implies a lot that they are too young to date their trainer right after their career. Chrono legit has a crush on her trainer during her character story through
>>2710924Sorry lad, we're removing training restrictions from all umas except Eishin Flash.
>>2710915I get raped in your rooms man.
>>2710924Would Yanko be a good wife?
>>2710884Bang.967441079674410796744107I'll do two more since they're filling slow. I don't mind repeat or new trainers btw.
>>2710823finally
>>2710936I wonder that myself. I know basically nothing about her personality.
>>2710936Can she innovate herself out of me cheating on her with a younger woman?
5255 3152
>>2710915my team is done there's nothing to be gained from minmaxing sprintcasino builds
>>2710939Does anyone know if that one comic about the tanukis showing up in the real world that Japanese guy was working on has any more pages yet? I am craving more.
>>2710936she looks like a total bimbo
>>2710944Yeah but racing is fun
>>2710949But enough about Loves Only You!
>>2710905You can't. You will take the lolipill
I'm done with aces. Talk to me about parent farming. What changed? Do I do it in MANT or URA while running additional G1s? What skills am I looking for?
There was a G1 today.
>>2710958It's done now.
>>2710957MANT can give you better skill hints, but you want racing spirit stamina from URA in your lineages.
>>2710938>>2710943both 6/9 join up faggots
YEP YEP
>>2710974why
>>2710974You will be killed soon.
>>2710957Currently? You farm GGGPs and GGPs in ura till you hit ura skills + other stuff like nimble, groundwork, uma stan, risky business. Bonus if those have dirt spark. Then, once auto comes, you auto GPs and parents in GL (auto can hit SS rank for easy 2* sparks). There's a debate about for auto can hit SS in unity so we'll have to see for ourselves i guess. Auto will 100% win all G1s with correct aptitudes. And still have a chance to win many with improper ones (that's why you want some dirt sparks for dirt C)
>>2710957ura finale gives racing spirit stamina. aoharu gives ignited spirit wit and more skill points. mant is not worth mentioning because it takes too long.
>>2710970Busy breeding umas
>>2710938See ya space cowboy.That's it for now since they filled really slow, I'm gonna go now I gotta get ready for the footy game. Lovely rooms bros, keep improving and keep fighting!
I am surprised nobody talked about suzuka's wife potential, is the racing autismo or the occasional left walking habits whatever she is deep in thought (she is likely to lose her children during it kek) The flatness to feed her children and trainer with milk?
>>2710984i dream about being her husband daily while falling asleep. shes cute and makes me happy
>>2710948Here's the guy's account I think he finished them.https://nitter.net/7YI4AXkMaNojTO7
>>2710984I voted for her glory to oy neigh
>>2710983Thanks for the hostan! I jobbed all of them!
>>2710974what are we gonna do with all these mcqueens
>>2710983It's crazy that only a turbo whale could put up a fight against you and even then you came out winning, real monster eh? What's the secret of making strong umas.
Forgive me Chrono-sama for i am going to play other video games until my TP replenhishes
>>2710994I mean he is using the three most meta umas for this course
Not even sure if I want to try and remake this Oguri to try and get the stupid guts Bakushin gold skill. lone wolf alone is huge value
>>2710994There's no secret anon, you just gotta develop good game sense. Make and borrow a good parent, and keep trying and believing in your girls. Keep experimenting until you find something that gives you results.
why does everyone keep shilling racing spirit stam if it eats more than a white recovery
>>2710984She died and flew to America so... idk
Is there any notable difference between MLB and 3LB Finemo?
>>2711003Free 0.25 for free
>>2711005The race bonus but we are out of MANT so....
>>2711003We're on sprint
>>2711003It's a better barcarole bro, don't worry about it bricking you due to the extremely tight stamina requirements next CM
>>2711006what's a neigha gonna do with 0.25 carats
>>2710984her chest is practically concave
>>2711003I wipe my ass with a white recovery because I'm not a creeklet
Will SfV and Budding proc on lates and ends too?
>>2710943Good enough for me. I don't think I can take Bakushin and Fine Motion not finishing their chains anymore, so it's off to the dirt mines.
>>2711017>sfvVery unlikely>buddingYuh
>>2710984
>>2710004I'd just like to say, In summer 1, Daiwa Scarlet is helping lots of juniors. You have two dialogue options. I almost always pick "you're like their mom" which I mean as a compliment, but she takes as being called bossy or older and punishes me for it, but I still choose to say it anyway, because I'm gonna make her a mom one day anyway.
>>2711017NahGet pump and pulse
>>2711019Fuji is kinda cracked when her unique hits, but i guess you can say that about pretty much every sprinter
Vamp Rice and Tachyon uniques as recoveries for xogger, thoughts?
>>2710974YEP YEP
>>2711031I mean tachyon is required, you want 2 consistent recoveries (like gourmand or corner recovery) triple 777 and tachyon's unique.
>>2711031evil
>>2711033Ug... for ugly!
>>2711033Based
>>2711031Vamp rice inherit is just an expensive white recovery.
>>2711028I thought Ballroom was supposed to be better
>>2710978>You farm GGGPs and GGPsI farm what now?
>>2711048OG Fuji's unique is 1 second longer, though for a sprint CM none of her potentials do anything.
>>2711044Nothing elite about the mejiros.
I really did not expect the rooms to be so hellish here.
>>2710984she would fly to america and cuck me with mutts
>>2711051Great great grandparents and great grandparents
>>2711061If you can beat the tryhards around 4chan you're guaranteed A finals.
I have yet to win a room with Fuji, my Fujis are all subpar, I don't think I can make her queen or even get close. Sorreh lads
>>2711062Teiobro btw.
>>2711067I've been struggling to get my Fuji up to par as well. Every time I think I had a good run her score is lower than expected.
>>2711071Exactly, this keeps happening
>>2711059I just found it funny Spe and Princess got roped into the gyaru gang when Palmer and Shichi ditched them.
>>2711074>Gyaru spe>Gyaru princessMuh
>>2710984I wish she’d look at me the way she looks at Spicaman.
>>2711071>>2711073Have you guys copied winning fujis? I've seen a couple of good ones in the rooms
>>2711082>noodle drainingIs this some kind of jap innuendo?
>>2711082is this like washing rice?
>>2711082this torena was never seen again
>>2711089how do you think they drain the noodles?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JO_1GH9m_iQ
>>2710690Stakes matches should be locked behind complex mathematical formulas that AI can't solve so Front players won't be able to join
>>2711089Shaking noodle strainer to get rid of water+boobs=?
>>2711089The joke is that they are gonna jiggle their boobs a lot while shaking the noodles
>>2711031vamp rice doesn't hit at the right time. It basically hits the instant you enter midrace if you're 2-5. Tachyon's is a perfect trigger>>2711034its frustrating how consistent hog will be next CM. If you take a 4th heal for consistency, you aren't even punished for playing it safe. It's actually STRONGER like 80% of the time to play it safe. People already had intense hog fatigue last CM. Next CM is gonna be a fucking nightmare.
whats it like eating rice everyday
>>2711114she'll become addicted to it
>>2711110How do we stop this monster?
>>2711119Front Rickey
>>2711119You must cultivate!
>>2711122How do we stop this monster with oshis*
>>2711103>>2711109explain further
Stop replying to Gold City's trainer.
https://litter.catbox.moe/bgz6or7kqg0wi5po.mp4
>>2711124Anon, it's medium dirt. There's fuck all oshis available. I mean Doto is one of the extremely few that can win in theory but she's very gambly and it's hard to hit her unique with a good timing.
>>2711130>Finally a dirt CM which means you can run Haru without torturing yourself>Actually no, because she has medium G>mfw
>>2711124I don't like your implications
>>2711124It's a dirt CM so you can't use most oshis unless you are very invested. Then you wait the point where Cygames realized they made a mistake with XOguri and decide to never run a CM where XOguri gets a perfect proc for 1.5 years until after umas like Gentildonna can beat her (that's the actual reason XOguri isn't used as much after 2nd anni not evo skills like some people tried to gaslight you into thinking)
>>2711137KWABgames
>>2711129>OH MY GAHHOkay I like Windy.
>>2711137This track is basically the ultimate "fuck everyone but XOguri". Late race starting in third corner neuters majority of umas capable of running dirt like Pasas, Taiki, Maru etc.
How is Umamusume A bad for the dirt CM?
>>2711130I'm gonna mutate dirt F/G umas, you can't stop me
>>2711147goldlet ultlet
>>2711141I will use Falco and Rickey+debuffer and maybe win like Cancer cup. These XOguri CMs are so fucking boring
>>2711152In English.
>>2711147Ult is final straight accel, alt has final corner accel. Late race starts on corner 3 of 4 so both of these are too late. And her innate gold skills are crap so no reason to pick her (besides really liking her).
>>2710690This is a good idea.
>>2710708Pity kingu didn't get ai-chan herself, her daughter collection..incomplete..
Fuck it xog + 564 keen eye doms.
>>2711166Its fine, one of mobumas is implied to be Contrail, maybe after main story chapter Ai-chan joins up, she is on Krafts coma bed after all
>>2711134You kidding? Fixing distance instead of fixing turf means we can train her without having to greed for turf AND distance at the same time. This is great!
>>2711137>>2711141As an oshigamer should I even put in the effort?
>>2711176zased
>>2711181>fixing distance>G rank
>>2711134I mean to be fair everybody has 7-9* medium parents and borrows are plentiful. Haru has it relatively easy compared to people trying to go from dirt G to A because who the fuck has dirt parents?
>>2711176You will lose to Rickey
>>2711183Only you can make that call
>>2711186Hitting double spark is easy nowadays with the affinity changes. You can even gamble on triple spark for S if you are greedy
I recall a jpbro telling us that if you don't have xog, rickey, falco or inari you're pretry much guaranteed to job.
>>2711096NEIGHA JUST FUCKING PULL IT OUT GODDAMN
I wish I had pulled for Digitan and Inari, but I couldn't afford it
I'm not an oshifag. I just hate meta with a burning passion. Winning with meta feels empty. Overcoming the meta feels FUCKING GREAT.I'm gonna mutate Sweepy and Cafe and Rice and bring the goth squad to the desert.
>>2711189>consistent vs double rng slopngmi
>>2711186Yes
>>2711189I actually am wondering with the solo front changes if you're supposed to just run Rickey, XOug, and a debuffer or bring Falco to run with Rickey
>>2711189Well from what I understand everything loses to rickey but rickey, and I'm not pulling for rickey.
>>2711199which uma would say this?
>>2709341Post the lobby I want to go take a nap and don't want to miss it
>>2711214Shichi
>>2711210Double is still better, they just made it so running a solo isn't a death sentence anymore
>>2711214Tamamo
What is Inari One's appeal?
Even if I make a dirt parent I don't know who to make it for lates. I don't think Ryan is going to be good if debuffers are really going to be that prominent there is no way you're ever getting 6th you'll be 3rd-5th every race.
>>2711211The hierarchy goesGood Rickey>Xog>Falco>Inari One/Agnes Digital>Everyone else>Bad Rickey
>>2711206Rickey's ult isn't rng, even if it activates too early for speed carry over angling will make her zoom like an even stronger S.Maru since she has her own gold mid race and top runner on top of a 0.45 unique skill
>>2711220Boobs.
>>2711220standing paizuri
>>2711186Fishing for distance inspirations from C rank isn't inherently any harder than starting with C rank turf.If you could train Urara for Capricorn or Leo 2, the next CM is more than doable, and if anything, is actually easier because the pool of parents isn't as niche. I don't know what you're complaining about.
>>2711220Tamamo if she sexy.
>>2711220Tamamo if she titty
>>2711199you need to strain it fast so the noodles don't cool down too much
>>2711218Yea, but solo not being a death sentence means you can gamble on someone else bringing a Front as well without instantly being down 1 uma if you lose the coin toss
>>2711227What's the appeal of that over regular paizuri?
>>2711220Feisty and cool rural midget from rural bumfuck nowhere
>>2710216I didn't want to show favoritism towards my own /v/ma-chan. I'm just waiting for when everyone is ready to pick up the project againt.another drawfag with a design
>>2711220She's a turf and dirt A end closer and she's like 3 feet tall with triple D's.
>>2711216Nah nigga I still don't have my aces
Yeah I'm oshi gaming. My oshi are oguri maru and bourbon.
>>2711222Wrong, a bad front Rickey with only 3 greens is as strong as Falco
>>2711230tamamo is pure sex you homosexual
>>2711221Pump is your only option unless you want to rely solely on OYL and then just get late race velocity inherits, but there will be Falcos and Rickeys running around as well so you just can't bring debuffers yourself outside of meme lobbies with 4 debuffers where you're just fucked anyway
>>2711216I'm at work I'll post it when I get home
>>2711238Wait, I just had a funny idea. You know those projects where /v/ redrew box art with different people making different squares? We should do that for /v/ma-chan.
>>2711245Do you drink bourbon?
>>2711220Badass ball of rage with a love for tradition and festivals
>>2711235im still bringing 3 because debuffers are souless
>>2711248Lets just say I'm pumping some "iron"
Thank you Speaki
>rickeyganda is that she's meta for one CM, zero info on her characterPR nuked into negatives
>>2711249>Pump is your only option unless you want to rely solely on OYLThere's still MPB.
Are we rooting for England or Norway
>>2711262I'm watching baseball. USA is out I'm no longer obligated to care about soccer and I won't watch it again until the World Cup comes to the US again.
>>2711259You're wrong, all wuxiaposting comes from rickey junior
>>2711259>zero info on her characterUnironically go on /vg/ for that
>>2711251You mean the queen/king of /v/ maps? Where people claim a tile? That's actually a fun idea if you can get the template set up, and it doesn't require too much expertise so even non-drawfags can participate
>>2711259She's chinese so 4chan hates her
>>2711262Stamford Bridge reenactment type match
>>2711259>Just because I don't know it, it means it doesn't existShe's been popular since the /v/ days. Everyone knows that she's chinese happy go lucky fuku with actual magical powers, don't you know she literally hears the voice of the earth and has powers from a dragon god?
>>2711262I'm from England so England of course, but if Norway wins I want to see them win the WC
>>2711266Yeah, I was thinking there could be a bare minimum outline just so people have a remote idea of where things would go without being biased one way or another towards a specific kind of design.
>>2711270I think people forget that the poll for most anticipated character had rickey at #1 tied with sweep
>>2711262ITS COMING HOME LADS
>easiest bait ever>guaranteed replies
>>2711251it's a good idea on paper and the character would come out really funny but it wouldn't really work in the end desu
>>2711262>divegrassleave
Which of the racing spirits are worth it beyond stam?
>>2711259>acting like 90% of the "propaganda" so far hasn't been "uoooooh sexxxxx"I barely see anyone mention the actual careers
>>2711282That's the neat part
Why don't we just inherit Copeano Rickey's ult?
>>2711262>footy Stay
>>2711286No special scaling makes it terrible
>>2711262Norway because that one guy's everywhere on my news feed
>>2711282Stam isn't even worth it beyond this sprint CM
>>2711286It's like the worst skill in the game when inherited.Increase Target Speed (0.05)
>>2711282wit and speed both seem decentwit=THH but needs just two skill to activate and only activates in the second half of the race (speed carryover potential)speed=speed white that trigger when approaching late race (speed carryover potential)
>>2711293So I'm farming great grandparents for a skill I don't give a shit about after this CM that I'm phoning in?
>>2711273Yeah sounds fun as hell, I hope people would be up for it here and not have a map with barely a third of the tiles filled. Haven't seen much interest around our posts, would you be able to set it up?
>>2711281>revisionistleave
>>2711297The end goal of all parent farming is having every single racing spirit and ignited spirit skill on top of the other general bread and butter whites. You don't want to run out of skills to spend your SP on.
Who is the Harry Kane of Uma Musume?
Ryan used up all my borrows so I don't know what else to do for the day
>>2711282I haven't played URA yet, is racing spirit:mood in the game? Does it work as a green for rickey?
>arguing over dirt
>>2711311dirters always have the worst posters behind them
raping over gold ship
>>2711311Better than this cm desu
>>2711264What Young master cultivator wuxia bs is this?
>>2711305>generational player that's only ever won mickey mouse bundesliga leagues and nothing elsehard to tell because you can't really call a G1 a mickey mouse cup, I'd say Tsuyoshi but it doesn't really fit
>tfw forced to care about divegrass because of the miku and erling meymeys
>>2711262Stopped watching dive grass but rooting for Norway dude in spirit.
Has anyone else been having trouble loading builds on Hakuraku?
>>2711319>generational playerRumao not even a top 10 striker.
>>2711324Name 10 better
>>2711129>She kept the puppetWow. I wonder if she'd get along with Marche Lorraine.
>>2711329Probably not, Marche is very timid and shy while Windy loves pulling pranks and biting strangersSeeing their puppets fight each other would be funny tho
>>2711332Isn't there a web comic about this?
>>2711332>Kingu in PokemonConsider Kingu in Star Wars.
>>2711338>surround her with clones that will execute her in cold bloodFantastic idea anon.
are paces just cooked this CM without groundwork?
>>2711340Literally everything is determined where your uma lands in the pack out of the gate, groundwork is mandatory due to there being almost no other early race skills. Run Guts Bakushin.
>>2711339ACKshually those are phase 1 clone troopers on Geonosis so she's a ways off from being executed.Besides, if the orange Mary Sue can survive Order 66 I'm sure our favorite first rate can, too.
>>2711340Having some kind of early race skill is good, doesn't have to be GW
>>2711340Only if your pace is strong as first or has a unique that doesn't need 2nd below
>>2711340It tips the odds in your favor a bit but positioning is still a casino
>>2711340Without early race you are getting raped.
I really need to clear out my follows. I'm at 57 or something and running out of space quickly. I haven't used 90% of the umas on there in months.
https://youtu.be/gA9SG2FFeFU?is=k35tDKy9JWJ3AhiL
>>2711299I wasn’t the same person you were replying too, just thought it was a fun idea. I probably couldn’t set it up since sadly I’m no artist and couldn’t make an outline. My /v/ma-chan was made with MSPaint scribbles.
>>2711343Ashoka Tano remark aside, I have wanted to write a Star Wars clone wars-era/Umamusume crossover, but I haven't figured out how to do such a thing yet. My favorite idea so far was a Jedi crash-landing on Umarth and then training an Umamusume while trying to blend in, with Order 66 happening while they were stuck there, but I lose out on QUITE a lot of the appeal of the Star Wars aspect by doing that.What if the clones were umamusume?
>>2711341building bakushin so can't but GW parent's bein' a bitch
>>2711359imagine infinite teios
Did i miss any rooms?
>>2711362I'm killing myself
>>2711362I imagined Infinite Stratos, but every girl is Teio.
>>2711363You missed all the rooms
There's nothing more satisfying than doing a parent run, seeing a juicy 30% training and being able to just send it without a worry in the world.
>Waited and got hyped all day for a semen slurper
>>2711362The worst part is that she'd actually probably be an ideal clone, if you could do something about her triple fracture.What about infinite Gentildonnas?
>>2711359>but I lose out on QUITE a lot of the appeal of the Star Wars aspect by doing that.I don't think so. You're essentially doing a twist on the podrace arc in TPM. A lot of people seem to get this notion (probably from Filoni) that the "appeal" of Star Wars nowadays is just Jedislop/cloneslop, but there's a whole galaxy out there to play around with. A small story about a Jedi being an alien on an underdeveloped planet trying to blend in sounds really good to me.
>>2711362Stop, I can only get so erect
This is a quarterfinal btw
>>2711359I've thought of it before and it's hard since the angst and drama in umamusume is completely different from that of star wars, which is by and large a tragedy opera. You have to headcanon pretty far out to make parallels.
Apologize to the Belgium-Spain fixture
With straightaway recovery being fixed, is it safe to use on the xogger or is there still a chance of it refusing to proc until the final spurt?
>check clubs out of curiosity>top 400 is outside of A+Excuse me?
>>2711382Nah just use it
>>2711383Club rank doesn't update until the end of the month
POST THE FUN RACE ALREADY AAAAAAGH
>>2711362>infinite clingy bratty daughtersgod
>>2711354Fukute
This game is so shit I'm gonna do my parent race aces
>>2711350how about doing it then
THEY DIDN'T FUCKING ROW, THEY SAILED
>>2711395yada
Can we stop waiting until the last minute to post rooms for fun races? It's almost midnight stop scheduling everything for burger hours
>>2711402But....what if its a burger scheduling it?
CAN THIS GAME SLURP ANY MORE?
>>2711404It is
slurp this cock nerd
ITS FUCKING OVER
>>2711407Special Week would say this.
>>2711407OI M8 U GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT GOAL BRUV
>>2711404Then the burger should use the fact that rooms can be posted and scheduled an entire day in advance.
ITS DOBER BONGBROS, GO BACK HOME.
>>2711412Maybe stuff like this should be brought up in advance instead the day of
>>2711409You are the only England fan I am feeling bad for, wuv you
>>2711414Maybe you should hang yourself, retarded nigger, how about that?
>>2711419Lower your cortisol
buy the cakeroll
>>2711338>Briefly ponder the concept of umas in Star Wars>Suddenly start picturing Sweep as Yoda...Hm. I'm not sure why but I feel like it actually kinda fitsBesides, "Yoda" IS only one letter away from "yada"
>>2711409TRIUMFANT PØLSE
>>2711424How do these taste
>>2711424what does her tomakomanko taste like
>>2711376Well, I mean... I lose out on the Empire's formation, I lose out on them galivanting across the galaxy, I lose out on them really being affected by the war beyond the possibility of both of them feeling Order 66(which COULD be interesting to have an uma in her golden hour suddenly stop mid-race because she too feels the shriek of the force.)"It's a big galaxy" only works if you're... y'know, actually using that galaxy beyond one person. At that point, why even bring the Jedi? Why couldn't they be anyone else? The "Force" isn't exactly anything unique within the sci-fi genre, you could just make a any old psychic space-faring person a trainer instead.Also, I want it to be a bit of a longer story. After all, it's not like they just found the chosen one with his pod racing prowess, this is an uma who may as well be starting from 0-or close to 0, in a case like Brian's.I had also considered them bringing a T-series along and then having them go "I'm stuck on an unknown planet with a Jedi? I will be sure to crush the spirits of the Jedi here so that when reinforcements arrive they won't fight back," leading them to training a rival uma. Unfortunately, as amusing as it is to see a droid who's entire purpose etched into their programming is "assured victory against the Jedi" resorting to demoralization tactics like this since they know that anything more direct will get them obliterated, it's not enough to make that story work out in my opinion.>>2711379I mean, yeah. I'm not surprised you'd need to headcanon things a bit, or just flat out completely rework one of the two universes for it to go smoothly. Crossovers very rarely maintain both universes perfectly because of that.
>>2711429going to bring completely unrelated umas thanks
>>2711429Thank you anon! Now gonna make my aces
>>2711436I know you're joking but I'll just keep closing and rehosting the race if people do that.
>>2711428>Haskap jami imagine something like blueberry jam but less sweetone day I'll go to tomakomai and tell you how it tastes
>>2711441I know you're joking but if you do I'll just keep joining if you do that.
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
>England's blackest player scoresHumiliation
WE'RE FUCKING BACK
>>2711446>>2711447>>2711448
>>2711429The King I made for this is so bad but I can't justify spending more TP on it.
>>2711449That lad is the only reason Englel won against Mexico
>>2711429Uhhhh forgot that it Saved Rudolf as a Pace merge here. Sorry been a long day806796908067969080679690>>2711445I'll just dox you at that point
>>2711429>canceledAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2711454Should've added an image to your post
>host cheats and backs out to change his umas to fit the competitionbravo
>>2711461It's a simple mistake and hosts can't back out and re-enter to fix things like regular users can. How the fuck is that cheating?
>>>>fun
>>2711461/v/ma has been full of cheaters like this lately...
Back where??
ENOUGH WITH THE GOYBALL
Is Meticulous Measures worth taking?
>>2711469If you can't think for yourself I'm not gonna tell you
>>2711469Nah, not worth it. It has like an 8% chance to work.
>>2711469>mid race acceli dont really think so?
If only I got a few more whites
>maintenance on the 14th to add the new dirt racecourses inCan't wait to see what other QoL they decide to randomly accelerate at the same time
Hey bwos, just an FYI. Some guy is trying to stir shit and cause a thread war by getting us to raid your race.>>>/vg/573736008That won't happen and we are onto his shitposting. Make sure to report the guy that just loves to troll both boards.
>>27114548/18806796908067969080679690Also we're getting new tracks on the 14th after maintenance.
>>2711483God damn it, I bet it's the Windy spammer too
>>2711483>vg thread>look inside>people liking Dictusyeah, these anons can be alright
>>2711482>completionist becomes harder for non-dirtersat least my wife isn't even out yet
>>2711485Making my ace give me an hour
>>2711493I won't start it early for maybe another couple hours when I go to bed.
>>2711486actually windybroken
Vodka trying to enter the Kawasaki Kinen because she thinks you win a motorbike as a prize
>>2711485Keep me posted /v/ma. I am going for a drive so may miss the live race.
>>2711485I'm seeing a lot of adopted children who don't have their parents as a parent.
Someone should host an /sp/ cup they've always been fun.
WE'RE SO BACK
OH SHIT ENGLAND WILL ACTUALLY GET KNOCKED OFF
Any reason why Ireland didn't qualify for this cup?
This is such a shit sport.
>>2711508hate speech
Some CM rooms while we wait?
>>2711510Pointing out they don't got no star power is hate speech now?
So far Teio/Rudolf and Scarlet/Tachyon are the most popular combos
>>2711515Building Zensky and Chiyo. Hold
>>2711508We are shite
>>2711515Tachyon/Scarlet is the only f2p combo everyone is gonna have while Teio/Rudolf are both day 1 umas so you have good odds of spooks + legend races. Ryan and Dober is the only other combo that a bunch of people might have since Dober had people pulling as a broodmare
>>2711519Chine Fochion...
>>2711482It's just going to be dirt+half anni lobby/rewards
>>2711515One are 3*'s that have been in since day 1 and the other is f2p. A lot of people pulled for Dober but not many people have Bright, Kawakami, or Chiyono O
Imagine
>>2711529>DAAAAAAHDYYYYY!!!
>>2711529>Der/v/'s danchou slid out of the sewer and said I'll never have thisIt's not fare
>>2711529Thanks now I'm depressed
>>2711529would you ever be able to sleep with all the crying they'd both do?
This footy sucks...
>Pump>OYL>Leap Forward>Shooting Star>Triumphant Pulse>Racing Spirit Stamina>still can't catch upHow does this work again?
>>2711541Gambling
>My favorite sport? Why, it's futa balls!
>>2711544He who is hungry thinks of bread.
>>2711541You stack as many of these and hope they proc at the right time
>>2711541Lates, other than Wedding Mayano, are very reliant on a good OYL activation.
My pace chasers are stuck every time on 2nd and 5th what the shit
>>2711485Sitting at 12/18 now
>Failed a 9% double rainbow double blue ball speed trainingIt's over, the run is fucked even before classic year
>>2711541Tell your dumbass uma not to take a wide fucking turn everytime someone is next to her on the final corner
>My supports suddenly love stamina training nowOf course none of your bitches could do this during the long or longer medium CMs
>>2711555This shit is actually so infuriating. Not only is there not enough ground to make up the extra distance she created for herself but for my ace in particular it's nearly impossible for her unique to activate if she takes the outer lane.
We have room for one more trainer in the Parent race! I will be starting in an hour at the latest.
Rickeybros...
>>2711518Better hurry man
>>2711562Im doing my chiyo! Ill be right there
>>2711562God damn it I am a fucking failure I should've done this long ago I had the time
procrastinators LOST
>>2711571I won't bother making mine then, I fucked up so hard, I should've done this ages ago, FUCK
>>2711562Imma give up my space to /v/ma anons. I'll come back if it looks like it wont be filled
Aaaaand someone left
>>2711577Its all good anon! I dont mind
>>2711564this will make completionist harder won't it
It's fucking Norwayover
>>2711564If you don't go back and get your oshi her missing dirt trophies, you didn't beat the game.
BONGBROS ITS COMING HOME
>>2711591good glad the most reddit team is out
ENGLAND LOOKING GOOD?
>>2711564Does that mean more affinity for parents?
>>2711544what the fuck, i love soccer now!
Is GL going to drop during the CM?
>>2711604No
>>2711485Back down to 14/18, starting in the hour
Hurry up neighas fun race is about to start
I was so busy making parents I forgot the fun race was even happening today, sorry bros.
How can't they win with Patrick Jane the Mentalist on their team?
Who won the battle for Stamford Bridge part 2?
>goyball
>>2711617Every day until you like it ;)
>>2711617/v/ma is full of spics, it can't be helped
>>2711606I think our posters are at /sp/
>>2711626>>2711628Cope
>>2711606I don't have time to make 2 Aces I am so sorry for being a failure that can't organize
STARTING IN 20 MINUTES
>>2711632Don't you mean lidiar, hombre?
What uma would really like Kerbal Space Program. Probably Neo Universe, anyone else? With how SWDennis plays things, Mihono Bourbon too.
>>2711641Sorry, I don't speak American, Pedro
>>2711570Im in sorry for the wait also watchin the gameChiyo is kinda sex
You guys have both parent-child uma pairs?
>>2711647Ah, you must speak German then.يَتَصدَّى, brother.
>only thing to have come out of the world cup is the fake and gay "eurobros don't know about ranch" psyop and Orangeman telling them to unban a red carded USA player and still losing anywaysWhy even bother?
ONE MORE SLOT LEFT JOIN UP
>>2711657Nobody except Brazilians and other Brazilian-flavored third worlders care about the world cup.
I SHOULD'VE MADE THEM WEEKS AGO I DONT HAVE TIME
>>2711657>only thingThat's not true! The Europeans generally don't like Canada now!Seriously though there are other things, like air conditioned stadiums or people being amazed that hypermarkets and bulk retailers exist here in the states. Yellow school buses are another really funny oddity in retrospect.
>>2711667Thats a you problem bro
>>2711651>Teio/Rudolf>Daiwa/Tachyon>Chiyo/Maru>Dober or Bright/RyanSlim pickings until we get to the endless horde of Spekids or Groove spawn, admittedly
*BANG BANG BANG*CAM ON ENGERLAND
>>2711661>Pokke is still 2 and a half years out
>>2711657>>2711666Sorry that your American sports are all fucking dogshit
>>2711674Oh I guess I do have Tachyon/Daiwa.>EVERYONE has Tachyon/Daiwa, dipshit, it came with your fuckin' first pull
>>2711674All 5 pairings are represented funny enough
>>2711686Is there a King Halo/Haru Urara pairing yet?
>>2711688No but she's with princess in
Quick, while the goyballers are goyslopping, tell me your top pick out of the umawives that you voted for.
>>2711684Actual American Football > thirdworldcountryball
>>2711485Starting in four minutes
>>2711684Why are you so mad neigha
>>2711580Doesn't seem like other vros are joining
How important are the URA skills? Do i really need to put them on parents?>>2711692Grass Wonder
NVM full my bad
That was so rigged holy shit
>>2711692>voted forhuh? what vote
>>2711700Yuh chiyofag joined so join!
>>2711692TAIKI SHUTTER DESS
>>2711692see: >>2710987
>>2711706Your danchou should've handed you the blanks, didn't he?
Your lineup.
>>2711707We are so in!
WHO WE ROOTING FOR LADS
CAM ON TEIO BRING EM HOME
>>2711706>>2710004
Def not watching the semi finals or finals its such a shit sport. Soccer kids could play with more legitimacy.
>>2711711COME ON CHIYO SURPASS THEM ALL
>>2711716this but cms
>LATE STARTITS OVER
>>2711693>>2711698Sorry that you can't see your obese fully-armored niggers (because they are afraid of contact) chase after an egg for 3 hours with ad brakes every 10 minutes in the Red40 Corn Syrup Walmart stadium, I am truly sorry. The American mind is not prepared for an actual proper sport
>>2711711I should've been there, I am a failure at life
Someone open a window, a yuro is fuming!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY ameribroken
>late too far ahead to get off MPBtypical fun race not being very fun
And it's over! Congrats to Rudolf to proving who the best father is! Thank you to all that joined.
>>2711715God damn you guys kinda have some shit taste, some of these are way lower than they should be. And why the hell is mambo so high? She's retarded
>>2711692I voted for Vodka because my umawife isn't on the list.
>Maru didn't trigger restless so no unique triggerAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2711703>How important are the URA skills?They're pretty meh if you look at them
>>2711731Thank you for the hostan!
>all these repliesyeat that surely was >fun
>>2711692I'll stand by Air Groove as perfect wife material
>>2711725>>2711728I am truly truly sorry, we should've tried harder. The American mind still cannot comprehend what an actual good sport is
>>2711692Manhattan Cafe
>>2711737It was very fun even if I jobbed hard
>>2711692Digitan because I love her and want to support her.
>>2711731I am so sorry for not being able to join
>>2711692Taishin is objectively the most powerful wife in the game.
>>2711741Someone get this hothead some A/C pronto.
>>2711745literally who?
>>2711692I only picked my top picks. I cannot choose between the three.
>>2711564Four G1 races, six G2 races, seven G3 races for a total of 17 new dirt races.3 sprints, 8 miles, 6 mediums. No dirt longs yet if ever.>Zen-Nippon Junior Yushun - G1 Kawasaki Dirt Mile (1600m) Left, Junior Late DecShares Hopeful Stakes slot>Mile Championship Nambu Hai - G1 Morioka Dirt Mile (1600m) Left, Classic/Senior Early OctRight before the third Triple Crown/Tiara race or Autumn Tenno Sho>Kawasaki Kinen - G1 Kawasaki Dirt Medium (2100m) Left, Senior Early FebRight before February Stakes>Kashiwa Kinen - G1 Funabashi Dirt Mile (1600m) Left, Senior Early MayShares Victoria Mile slot
>>2711692
>>2711692I only voted for Kawakami because she's the only one I consider to be wife material.
>>2711748Errrrrmm uhh... about that...we superior Europeans don't have AC because it's le bad or something
Hating footy is literal newfag Amerigoyblin behavior, /sp/ is an integral part of /v/ma culture whether you like it or not
She jobbed hard but I will admit i think I quite like her, that was my first career with her.
>>2711731THAT'S MY EMPEROR
wow the UG whalenigger won who could have seen that coming
>>2711741I don't get mad when you guys don't watch American Football. It's okay, enjoy your slop, to each his own.
>>2711756I only like sports video games. I will not watch real sports but I will play Mario Strikers Charged.
>>2711756>muh cultur
>>2711755In the case of the UK its more every house is designed to conserve heat so everything gets fucked when we get these abnormal heatwaves
>>2711760A Late bro won so idc
>>2711756This
>>2711756I've been her since day one. Slurping for goyslopball is literal homosexual behavior. Americans don't care about the world cup, don't know how many times it has to be said. You keep up this little attitude of yours and you'll be flagged down for off topic posts, fair warning.
>>2711756>goyballer can't handle bantzShocker!
Next match's going to be rigged as fuck
>>2711760everyone gets UGs retard, it comes with your unity cup
>>2711731The front Tachyon stole angling just to stam out. How much did the lates give you to throw the lobby?
>>2711751wow i sure do like running 6 g1s in a row on obuhi
Do people really not pick skill points every new year's event regardless of energy? Energy could be 0 and I don't care I'm taking those skill points every time they're too valuable.
>>2711756See you at the World Series and Super Bowl
>>2711769Who do you think you are lmao, backseat janny ass
>>2711771How does Argentina lose vs Switzerland? anulo mufa btw
>>2711751This is going to give me more options for Digitan's three G1 goal.
HATING FUTBOL ES LA LITERALMENTE EL AMERICANO GOYIM TIPICO COMPORAMIENTO; /sp/ ES FUNDAMENTAL DE LA CULTURA /v/ma
>>2711777You've been warned.
>>2711781I say and look like this
>>2711756>/v/>Liking sportsEven the sport I enjoy wholeheartedly fucking blows to watch
>>2711771>Next match's going to be rigged as fuck
>>2711776I fucking hate the Dodgers but they were the lesser of 2 evils in that World Series
>>2711760Not him but git gud.
>>2711692I... I genuinely don't know. They're all really good choices. If I ended up in the umaverse and they were all options, I don't think I'd be able to choose.
>>2711776Lmao this looks fucking awful, do Americans really play and enjoy this trash? Some fat out of shape fags throwing a ball and running around the playground? Pussy shit
>>2711772lollmao
>>2711781>EL AMERICANO GOYIM TIPICO COMPORAMIENTOkek
SPEAK ENGLISH
>>2711756/v/ and /sp/ are oil and water. You are a tourist.
>>2711791>do Americans really play and enjoy this trash?Actually no, no one gives a shit about that sport eitherIf it's not basketball or futbol you may as well be talking about curling
>>2711791Japan does not agree.
>>2711791Baseball owns. It's on every night which makes it a very good second monitor viewing while you do Uma runs.
>>2711795Holy newfag!>>2711796But you just said you don't care about football
>>2711800Wish Uma would get based NTR Kino baseball events like Grubble and Priconne...
>>2711802That wasn't me but I also don't care about football OR futbol
>>2711802>futbolyou're responding to a seething third-worlderNobody calls it that here
>/sp/ is a part of /v/ma!No, keiba is. You just took a mile.
>>2711791People go hang out at local games but don't watch it on digital media like the other big 2. It's not a great sport to watch on tv, like soccer. It also has a shitload of games in the season.
Anyway, enough /sp/osting. Not everyone is into it and we had our laughs.Rooms?
>>2711791It's best when you're there in person at a local game with a few beers
>>2711812No one here is brave enough to host rooms
>>2711802Association football. We like gridiron.
>>2711692I only voted for the one, though.
>divegrass
I've never seen a person below 30 enjoy sports, it's an old cuck thing now
>>2711825call me a cuck then because I love hockey, football, and baseballfuck basketball though it used to be good but modern NBA is unwatchable garbage
I like the winter Olympics, does that count?
Thread is about to die so I'll use this to ask kind of a drawfag related question, but how sweaty and steamy do you like your umas?I've been studying and some artists go really hard in the steam and sweat on sexy pics, while others are way more subtle with it, so I wanna know what do you think. If you ask me I'd say not much, just a bit, but when adding these sfx I find myself adding more and more sweat and steam and finding it more erotic that way, so idk.Pic kinda related.
>>2711825At least in Europe you still have tons of young people watch footie, and a much smaller portion watch rugby.
>>2711825I'm over 30 and never enjoyed watching sports, even though I've earnestly tried. Playing them is one thing, but holy fuck I just cannot sit there and goy out over it.
>>2711825>esports and speedrunning? ong that some based alpha chad shit frfr
Gokigen, Windy!
Remember>avatar use>trolling outside of /b/>spamming/flooding
>>2711832Meanwhile I'm over 30, don't care about sports, and never had a gf and have never even tried looking for one. I would rather jerk off to Nishino and Sweepy.
>looping Firm Resolve parents>get this >no fucking GROUNDWORKGuess it's back to GRANDPARENT looping againhttps://files.catbox.moe/ws5kvn.jpg
>>2711791About half of those people are from Japan
>>2711836The meido literally does not give a shit
>>2711832I stopped watching GDQ a decade ago and everyone else should have too
>>2711837We know, danchou.
>>2711836I've no qualms with the Windyfag.
>>2711829It depends on the context that the character is in. I think a little sweat normally goes a long way, and I often find myself making slightly sweaty alts just for myself.But in cases where the girl is really worn out or in a humid environment, laying on the steam is pretty nice. I'm still learning how to make steam look good though.
Seriously, did they change anything with the careers? I'm fucking failing so much 7%. I'm fucking failing 2% from practice poor.
>>2711836all of those options in the report form are literally just for show
Why the fuck did we get a ritualposter out of nowhere?
>>2711849Why would you have problems with yourself?
>>2711851I have always felt like your failure chance is much higher than Unity says it is.
>>2711853It's the same faggot that tried very, very hard to start club drama back in the day and pretends to be a Windyposter to get people to hate her more. Probably because /v/madanchou likes Windy and posts her sometimes.
>new dirt races being added on tuesdayPANIC PANICSCREW CM PREPYOU HAVE 2 DAYS LEFT TO EARN COMPLETIONIST BEFORE YOU HAVE PRE-INSPIRATION GRADED DIRT SPRINT RACES TO FUCK YOU OVER. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
>>2711853I think he does it out of spite of windy
>>2711853>out of nowhereThere was a Teiofag tried to steal the last image slot even back when we were on /v/. Probably the same neigha. We had a guy using a literal bot trying to doompost with Steam numbers. Also back on /v/. Umautist faggot, go to >>>/vg/ faggot, no generals on /v/ faggot, there's been a lot really.
>>2711858My wife would crush those races anyway (and will crush them when I go back for the trophies)
>>2711861You forgot the princeposter
>>2711861Teioposters are just like that in general. Why do you think we had some time with Teio time?
>>2711858I don't care
>>2711858Meh, I don't care about completionist. Expert looks better and fancier.
>>2711864you guys can clearly see that this person doesn't even like Windy. There's a good chance they're doing it to falseflag the character. I think they were doing the same thing with Teio. Don't think they actually like her, just want to be annoying and make people hate her. Actual Teiobros seem pretty chill but hey that's just my theory
>>2711857>>2711859suddenly now you people start recognizing false-flags after being the most gullible people on the website for the longest time
>>2711857Some people are very danchoubroken and I don't get what he did except apologize that one time
>>2711858actually i was wrong its just one jr year G1 dirt mile same day as hopeful stakes. thank god it's not a sprint. The others are all after inspiration.
>>2711829>>2711850I just now that all drawfags have a sex fog brush and I think that's very funny
>>2711823Probably would've voted for her, but I don't have her.
>>2711868I think Teio genuinely attracts some aspies not to say that every Teioposter is a retard of course.
>>2711873I WUV my danchou
>>2711870Reel back on the venom there, you'll be more convincing.
>>2711852Maybe it's better to just take it to IRC
>>2711873He keeps putting taiki's shitty song on the jiggie playlist.
>>2711883It's a good song though
>>27118784chan, the game in general attracts aspies. Surely you've seen the pictures of "meet-ups" at conventions and racetracks? Assuming this so called "spectrum" exists, all of them would be on it, as would most people posting here regularly, grinding out CMs and so on. Autism is almost a requirement. Maybe Teio attracts some weirdos, but then again why wouldn't Windy or any other uma? Either way it comes off as phony and forced, not genuine
>>2711883the only time i joined a jigg, i heard that song and clicked off instantly.
>>2711883I already wuv danchou anon, you don't have to convince me.
>>2711881This happened on /uma/ and IRC did jack shit
Rooms?
>>2711896There's no image slots left
>>2711895Our meido usually takes care of shitposters but he doesn't touch windyfag
>>2711899That means you don't have the "I don't want to post and edit images" excuse you can use to not host rooms
>>2711883It's a catchy song at the least
>>2711899Then ill make a new snack, give me an uma pic
>>2711901Then how about you host the room mother fucker?
>>2711895How are we supposed to gatekeep this then? I think it's worth a try since he clearly does it with bad intenthttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/573181216/#q573181981
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF LATE STARTS BEING AN AUTOMATIC LOSS GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS FUCKING MICKEY MOUSE CUP
>>2711904I don't JOIN rooms, you think I'd make them?
>>2711903https://files.catbox.moe/890t6q.png
>>2711903Don't fucking bake holy shit, how can you fags be this dense amd parasocial?
>>2711903just bake
>>2711906>>2711900There's a reason I post here now instead of there, this site's corrupt and they only ban people that aren't connected to their special club or if they just don't want to. The major doxx proved that
>>2711850Yeah it's addictive, I think a bit of sweat even in normal situations can give an oomph to the pic, but some people really hate the steam/fog and I get that one since it's not something that really happens irl either.>>2711875Hey I use 2 (TWO) brushes, and the blur tool, for my special blend of sexy fog, mmkay
>>2711910My brother in umachrist, this thread is being used REGARDLESS. you can take a break if you want i wanna talk about the game and see rooms with images
>>2711910Projecting much?
>>2711858I don't care I'm never taking sagittarius platinum off my wrist
>About to hit single digit TP refillsNOOOOOOOO
>seiunfishing.jfif
I hate metaposting fatigue.
>>2711920why are you rerolling every run
>>2711919>>2711865>>2711866Fake IDGAFers you responded like you got somethin to prove.
>>2711920Parent status?
>>2711922>I hate metaposting but I would NEVER talk about the game
>>2711925>Why are you rerolling in a gacha>
>>2711930Move when ready
>>2711926Shut up retard
>>2711926your mum responded to me
>>2711913The fuck are you saying you fag, we don't like ritualposting here and never have, could you stop?
>>2711922This is all the fault of the faggot that went to /vg/ to ask for a bake
>>2711868>tfw teiobro and windybro;_;
>>2711972It's pretty unfair, but just try not to be obnoxious about it like the shitposter i.e. don't ritualpost/avatarfag. There's plenty of genuine Windy/Teiobros, just don't be annoying about it. This goes for any waifufag but yeah sometimes I feel you guys get a bad rap just due to shitposters, don't worry about it
>>2711868You can tell it's a hate campaign because when the actual Windybro did it the few times he did just for fun, you had samefags bitching about Windy every time it happened in the same way, trying to make it look like everyone hated her. Now that he's shifted to ritualfagging with her that all mysteriously stopped and everyone's just annoyed with the obvious ritualnigger.
>>2711600Late but yesIt also means 7 consecutive races now at the end of the year
