>Leo CupRegistration begins July 12th, 2026.Race Conditions: Nakayama Turf 1200m (Sprint) Right/Outer, Summer, Sunny, Firm. Begins July 12th>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, July EditionA three race series based on the 3600m Bakushin ran, the Hakodate Sprint Stakes, CBC Sho and Centaur Stakes. The higher an uma places in each race, the more points they get. Point gain will be based on their highest placement in that race. Conditions are below>Hakodate Sprint Stakes (1200m Hakodate, Spring, Right, Good Mood, Firm Sunny)>CBC Sho (1200m Chukyo, Summer, Left, Normal Mood, Heavy Rain)>Centaur Stakes (1200m Hanshin, Summer, Right, Great Mood, Good Cloudy)>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (July)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HMG2tgBbAAEjXHW.jpg>Fun Race of the Month"Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and Maruzensky>Halo and PrincessThe track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry! Race was held today! Congratulations to our winner Symboli Rudolf!!!!!>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2709634
Windy Nomunoda!
>>2711933What is it going to take to get you to stop?
>>2711931that's called an addiction brodaccho
Last thread was amazing! Lets keep it that way
>>2711936Just report, avatarfagging is against the rules
please just veer slightly to the left or right you have almost 1300 wit you should be smarter than this
Post here, Windy!
>Cheyanne in gfl2 will be voiced by Yui Ogura>"huh, wait, i know her">Voiced Shiroko in Blue Archive>Voice Manhattan Cafe in UmaDAMN!!!! i have to pull now, huhDo any of (you) have these "wait i know that VA" moments often?
Dig here, Windy! *unzips pants*
wuv Haru Urara
>>2711938>not umazing
Filtering windy has been the best thing that has happened to me
>>2711943This happens so often in Japanese games nowadays that I can't keep track of all the VAs anymore.
>>2711946built for being tricked into having sex
Rooms?
>>2711949Yeah we know, you say it nearly every time.
>>2711938>A. She was a howa.
>>2711955What about rooms, you gonna host?
>>2711943I like checking the following season's anime lineup and pointing out uma seiyuus
>>2711960NoppersPls host
>>2711954she's a mare, it's you who is going to be tricked
>>2711933Can you stop please?
>>2711954>I never expected to say this while training this uma... >I'm... actually in DANGER...
>>2711963Why can't you host?
>>2711943The first time I got into uma I realized so many im@s VAs, and almost thought I'm just playing im@s again, and I have never escaped it.
>>2711943Not so much with uma, most of my VA knowledge is dated by about a decade
>>2711966Anon, ignore and report.
We need to go back to /v/ having easily findable threads is already producing ritualniggers and schizos>>2711973Reporting literally does jack shit, how do I set up my own mass report farm like the umautist guy?
>anything happens>WE NEED TO GO BACKlmao
>>2711975>water is dry
>>2711975>go back to /v/>instead of the windyfag get the umautist schizoi see no difference
>>2711977Might as well start reporting dramafags like this as well. Talk about the game or genuinely fuck off.
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>>2711943Despite primarily consuming JP media I really don't know and don't care to know voice actorsThere are some franchises I like with extremely notable ones supposedly and I couldn't tell you why they're notable
>>2711978I get that you're being a shitposter but legally speaking, yeah. "Wet" is the state of being covered by a fluid that is not of the same composition of the material, usually water. You can't make water wet with that definition.
>>2711982Whose earpussy is this?
>>2711987>earletOpera
Anyway, where are the rooms?
>>2711986You being on the spectrum and being impenetrable to metaphors doesn't mean i'm a shitposter
>>2711993If you want rooms, why aren't you hosting?
>>2711993Bro ffs host em yourself
>>271197>>2711943Not really but once I learned the im@ that Kawakami's seiyuu voices and listened to her I couldn't believe it's same voice actor they sound nothing alike.
>>2711993Look in the mirror. You are the one who hosts now.
>>2711970Maybe I should try that. If Miura liked it so much it must be a W game.
>>2711986>google "wet">click on the first non-slop link (Merriam-Webster)>consisting of, containing, covered with, or soaked with liquid (such as water)>consisting of
>>2711995>>2711996>>2712000YADA YADA YADAAAAAAAAAAAA
>The One Who Hosts
>>2711994The metaphor is "water is wet" though. "Water is dry" is the shitpost version.
Have you replaced //WARNING GATE/// in your deck as a result of this?
>>2712003No rooms for (You)
>>2712007My copy was stuck at 0LB for all of MANT, so...
>>2711997Jap voice actors have a huge range
>>2712003You know anon it was kind of funny the first time but now it's just annoying.
>>2712007I replaced her for sweep as soon as MANT was over, speed windy is an ass card I hate that priority
>>2712002And I say Merriam-Webster is wrong! >:PFair play to Merriam-Webster, although I cannot think of a single time you'd call a fluid wet outside of the metaphor.
>>2712007No, actually. This ritualfag has only gotten me to love Windy more out of spite.
My Fuji Kiseki just failed a 1% training, then a 3% training.Seeing that luck, I tried a cheeky tenner but didn't get anything.
>>2712007I'm back at using Kingu for that sweet sweet Power bonus
>>2712007no because I never pulled for her in the first place
>>2711997Bonono's amazing, isn't she?You should also listen to Chieri and Tamamo
>>2712018My guess is that you failed an 11% chance.
>>2712017This, I shall be pulling for she
>>2712007I stopped using her because MANT is over and her card had no value outside of the 10 RB. Personally I don't care about this guy posting a single image at the start of the thread and I certainly would not remove a card from my deck because of something so inconsequential.
>>2712006I'm not explaining shit to you, think out of the box once
>>2712028Fuck you, you used a paraprosdokian and I'm here to share a fun fact about how water cannot be definitionally wet.Or at least I was but apparently Merriam-Webster thinks I'm wrong.
>>2711977>>2711978>>2711979How can't you see that getting a ritualnigger that we can't gatekeep like this is a huge issue?
>>2712001Im@s is nice and even though I want to say it's already too late to start with it, they might bring in translations for it now. Now that umamusume blew up in global.
Why do people take Uma PR so seriously? What's it really about?
>>2712022Oh I don't know. I've never played im@ and probably never will. Even if I did I don't think I would like her much, doesn't seem like she has the kind of personality I'm drawn to.
>>2712007I used it once, got shit stats and never used it again, what a piece of shit card
>>2712031>paraprosdokianuhhhhhh
Well /v/ma?
>>2712034The less often you post your uma the higher her PR will be
>>2712032Bro, we couldn't gatekeep him either in /v/ we have no enforcement mechanism other than reports. Stop giving attention to the attenwhore.
>>2712040but *why* does it matter?
>>2712039Im at the last stage
>>2712039Convince me not to bet a cheeky tenner or two on Lovcen this October
>>2712039I skipped the third one and am at the 4th stage.Some people skipped straight to the 5th stage.
>>2711751>Mile Championship Nambu Hai>Right before the third Triple Crown/Tiara race or Autumn Tenno ShoI'm so sorry, Maruzen/Ogurin. But you have to die for Urara's happiness.
>>2712043Can you talk about the fucking game or fuck off
Genuinely what has /νg/ contributed to this site that isn't the worst shit and thread-ruiners ever? It doesn't even work as a containment anymore and mods refuse to do their fucking job
>>2712039bro we started watching real races like 2 weeks in
>>2712027You shouldn't care about a guy posting a single image but you should care about some /vg/fag being intentionally annoying.
>>2712039>Went to a track and made $10 from bets>have never spent a single cent on the game itself
I love the scenario and anniversary songs as much as the next /v/ma poster, but I never really gave the character songs a try because they don't show up ingame.Recommend me some that stood out to you, please.
>>2712046The payout odds are gonna suck
>>2712050ignoring the issue won't make it go away
>>2712039I skipped step 3 and went straight to 4 from 2
>>2712035Totally thought you knew Bonono but understandable. I think you would like Kawakami's VA's character in im@s as well. She had a whole character development leading to the group song "Answer" which she/they nailed.
>>2712038Yeah, that's the wrong term to be using. I just didn't know what else to use and that was the first word I could find to describe someone ending a metaphor in an unexpected way.>>2712039I skipped the money stage and now I'm just occasionally watching the real deal.
>>2712055Inari no Hana fucking slaps.
>>2712039me? I stop at the 2nd stage. it is a blissful life and you can't say otherwise
>>2712050Funny how this energy wasn't around when anons were using the thread as their own personal goyball comment section just an hour ago.
>>2712055>Character songsDon't most of them show up in the main story though? Or am I mistaken?
>>2712063goyballposting > metafaggotry t b h
My Uma has been on good mood or lower for 80% of this run I fucking hate Unity give me back my cupcakes
>>2712066Bro take her on a date
Any rooms?
>>2712065Both are fucking annoying. Be consistent.
Post the SEXIEST hag
>>2712061you've made 3 mistakes in sucks
>>2712055The granny has a nice voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USZ7UzYinWk
>>2712068Hell yeah, host em
>>2712039For me it's like this>depressed sod who hasn't watched anime ages>take a chance and play this gachaslop because it looks interesting despite hating gachaslop>it's actually fun as hell and for some reason the low budget anime got me interested in watching kino again>watching horse racing and its amazing>don't realy spend money on the game much outside of anniversary selectors, consider it DLC>don't put money on real horse racing despite enjoying it as that's pure degeneracy, slope stops at 4
>>2712066Then just play MANTThe mode didn't go anywhere
>>2712068>roomcel
>>2712068I am down for rooms
>>2712071She can't be winking like that at her age...
>>2712055YUME HAYATE
>>2712068Sure, host it
>>2712063>>2712069Every day until you like it, newfag
>>2711930You can remove the parent race next thread
>>2712084I was here before you and I'll be here after you when you eventually off yourself over your favorite brownoid missing a kick or some shit.
>>2712086>before youpffffahahahhaha no you weren't
GETTING REAL FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING N I G G E R S BEGGING FOR ROOMS AND NEVER HOSTINGWE HAD ROOMS EARLIER TODAY. GUESS FUCKING WHAT? PEOPLE DIDN'T JOIN THEM AND THE HOSTS HAD TO BEG. AND THIS ISN'T A TODAY ONLY THING EITHER, IT'S SPRINTSLOP, NOBODY CARES EXCEPT FTHE PEOPLE ASKING FOR ROOMS WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO HOSTING FOR GOD KNOWS WHY>HUURRUHRUR YADAYADAYADA WOW ANON SO FUNNY!
>>2712068Here's a room but...it's all mine, and I'm not sharing. HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2712055what kind of songs do you like? There's a lot of different styles
>>2712074>>2712082>>2712077>>2712079Ok. Pls join
I will host rooms in an hour or so, but only if my runs go well.
>>2712092AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2712089At this point I think the same shitposter/shit stirrer asks for rooms just to fuck with us just like everything else he is doing
>>2712090>I'm not trapped in here with you, Pasa... You're trapped in here with me!
I just triple carted in MH and my Sprint team is fucking dogshit I wish I was dead, I need the guts to finally kill myself there is nothing in life worth living for
>>2712090DANCHOU NO
>>2712099>I just triple carted in MHTo what? Depending on your answer, there may still be hope for you!
>>2712086based
>>2712099
>>2712102Fucking Kulve>>2712111My irl life is miserable too I just need one spurt of bravery to finally get this shit over with, back to lurking
>>2712092Suzuka wins. Pls join next room
>CM is tomorrow and I haven't baked any good Taiki
>>2712055>Chokkan No Puroburem (Taiki)>Inari no Hana (Inari)>Hitamuki My Note (Chiyono O)>Out of Triangle (Neicha)>Brightest Heart (Oguri)>Rising Girl (Daiwa)>Goal to my Ship (Golshi)>TAILWIND (Mambo)>BLAZE (Brian)>My Against Fight (Tamamo)
>FINALLY hit a run with Budding inspiration>stats are bad>Kitasan didn't finishjust can't get that run where it all comes together
>>2712055I'm biased as hell and I don't care, listen to Dream Jack
>>2712118If you were wearing Fatalis gear this would be unacceptable and I'd have to ask you to turn in your hunter's license.
>>2712127Full Fat yes, I genuinely need to be killed
>>2712125that artist I hate
>>2712099Speaking of that, am I the only one that gives up and retries for carting once?
>>2712119Suzuka wins again. Thanks for joining.
>>2712119How often does your suzuka win?
>>2712130He's not that bad and I genuinely like some of the pics he makes in that blacksouls style, but lately he's just been posting too much, too fast, without a care for quality. And it's all because algorithms reward you for pumping out as much content as fast as possible instead of quality things that take more time. Socialmediabroken I guess.
>>2712135Is that normal or oonige
>>2712121Registration is tomorrow, round 1 actually begins in a few days
>>2712138NTA but it's 100% normal, runaway is a brick
>>2712142How the fuck have I not been able to make a good Sprint team in this much time with how braindead it's supposed to be? I think I genuinely need to quit this game this is embarrassing I can't be this fucking shite at everything, this is literally the easiest CM prep ever and I fucking failed
>>2712055I've forgotten the exact names and I don't have links handy, but just off the top of my head I really like:>Fuku's>Nature's>Chiyo's>Sweep's>Scarlet's>Digitan's>Rob Roy's>Golshi's>Falco's (this one is already in the in-game jukebox IIRC)Think I remember Grass's song being good too, but I only heard it once in passing during a jiggie room so I may be misremembering
>>2712145>inb4 anons start trying to "help" you by saying it's your fault
>>2712145How many borrows you got
>>2712129It's over. I've double carted to Kulve even in fatty gear thinking I could take the hits so it's not the end of the World>>2712131I just seethe and feed the monster all but the last cart
>>2712145I'm still not done. Also the Oguri parent runs gave me one with the exact god sparks I needed to run Late Taishin with, fuck.
>>2712130His Fuji pics are Ok
>>2712055Gentildonna and Orfevre, also Hishi Miracle
>>2712055Kawakami's song is amazing.
>>2712148>getting this bootyblasted over constructive criticismIf you're supposed to take the right path to go UG, and instead you take the left path, I'm gonna tell you you should have taken the right path. Anyway I'm not here to help whiny niggas who don't want to help themselves. This dude needs a therapist, no advice I can give him will help.
>>2712145You got 4 days, post deck
>>2712157Ooh, I hit a REAL big nerve. Have you considered it's your fault you suck at criticism?
>>27121495 because this game demoralizes me so much it takes my will to play>>2712152You are likely doing much better than me>>2712157How about you worry about your own fucking issues you self-absorbed fucking moron
>>2712136>>2712138She won 2 out of the 10+ rooms I joined here.
>>2712158Literally the same fucking cards as everyone else, the exact same deck 2 Spd 3W 1Guts, the exact same
I start thinking this is a pay to win vidya
>>2712164Parents matter more than cards which anybody can make if you're willing to grind it out for hours on end which I am not.
>>2712163Post gameplay footage
>>2712160Strange, I've helped plenty of people before and got nothing but kind responses in return.Meanwhile you try to help the boo hoo neigha and all he does his says >no no no it doesnt matter everybody's tried there's nothing nobody can do i'll always be baaaad at the game and i wanna kms Case in point >>2712161How the fuck can anyone help you if you don't want to help yourself?
>>2712164Like all gacha it is but the beauty is you can still assrape a paypig that put four or five digits into his deck as a f2p if you are strong.
>>2712164Money does get you more resources but I almost think it makes you complacent. Look at how many whales with decked out MLB SSR decks (beyond just the usual kita+finemo+flex) pick just absolute garbage skills and make terrible builds.
>>2712169>How the fuck can anyone help you if you don't want to help yourself?Unfortunate truth nuke.
>>2712169Doubt (x)
>>2712169You are the one that needs to kill himself, probably with that stick you got shoved up your ass
>>2712169>everyone who gets fucked over by RNG is one guyYou're actually insane.
>I can fix him
If I'm going to build myself a front lineage from these, with the expectation that I'll be using them on Kita, Falco, Suzuka and Rickey, and borrowing Seiun until I get her on Legends Race it would be something like McQueen grandparent and Biwa parent with a NY Opera borrow, right?
Friendly reminder Fuji Kiseki got more offsprings than Agnes Tachyon and not all the bloodline was registened.
>>2712177Not that anon, but we know exactly who it is. Be real
>lose to Oguri because her Pulse JUST WERKS while mine requires you to jump through 1000 hoops first to activate COOL VERY COOL
>>2712182Not everyone is your boogeyman you obsessed retarded nigger
I don't want to run sprints anymore
>>2712182You first. What help is it to tell someone who can't get the game to magically line up for big trainings or inspiration that it's their fault?
>>2712181Her kids were fucking dogshit at racing on top her being awful too and a yuritranny as well
>sadfag was here>you can tell because he's expressing frustration over bad RNG and going boo hoo woe is me
>>2712188Yeah everyone is your boogeyman, go back to the padded cell
>>2712188>sadbroken
>>2712176>>2712177>>2712178It's called tough love bitches.I don't see any of you helping him. You got an answer to fix this neigha? He repeats the same shit every thread. Just whines. Plenty of people have tried to help, nobody has been able to. So maybe he doesn't want to be helped. I've dealt with plenty of people like this. All they want to do is feel sorry for themselves. They ask for help but they don't wanna do any of the effort to actually fix their problems, so they just dump their sadness on to everybody else. Like seriously, how the hell are you supposed to help this guy if he rejects every offer to help him?
>>2712185Start working on your dirt CM team then
>>2712179Yeppers, though id make mcqueen the parent cuz final corner velocity is really good.
>>2712193GL isn't out yet
>>2712192Literally, I've said to people a million times to post gameplay for critique
>>2712192That's not me I said I wasn't going to post anymore...
>>2712192Well for one, he wasn't asking for help to begin with, so you just butted in and told on yourself after being made fun of.
what are good inherits for the dirt cm?
I don't think i have what it takes to parent farm. I've been using all my borrows to loop for a few days now and it's affecting my sanity. I think i'll just stick to failed aces now.
>PulseIf winning, win>90% of uniques in the gameYour Uma must be blocked from all 4 directions for 4 consecutive seconds but only on the final corner and if you got rushed it can't activate
Fuck you cunts, this place is shit anyways
>>2712187Just like Tachyon>B-But we have Daiwa a-and that other horse nobody careslollmao even
>>2712190I was mocking him, anon. Friendly fire.
>>2712200mbp u=ma2 for oguriusual A&S/MBP/Iron for everyone else
>>2712197Yeah, but nobody can help him until he posts it.If you're not gonna post your gameplay, then what can anyone even do? How can they even begin to diagnose the problem?
>>2712200pump and dober for ends/lates, u=ma2 for xoggy, angling and barcarole for fronts, cry and cope for pacers
>>2712195Then work on getting your oshi's completionist title before more dirt races are added
>>2712203See you tomorrow, bitch neigha.
>>2712197>>2712207Posting gameplay is a way bigger ask than you think, I don't know why you keep insisting on it like it's something simple and comfortable
>>2712194I assumed that was less good then Biwa's since it's pretty much just pulse except you can be 1st but can't rush, since corner velocity can hit in the accel zone
uma musume is a knowledge game through and through
ugh pressing record is so hard
>>2712201I honestly don't know how people fucking do it
>>2712201Auto parents in 2 weeks, but honestly, I find parent runs way less annoying and stressful the ace runs because you're not looking for everything to be perfect since even if it is, you're gonna get spark RNG anyway, plus you don't need S inspos or it's a complete waste
>>2712211it's not that deep, no one gives a shit about anything else and we'd be already done if we had gameplay to analyze
I only play on my phone, how do I record it?
>>2712211Unity is extremely straightforward anon>Train wit by default>Chase blue balls>Race in dead turns>Rest strategically People have posted gameplay before and have improved their game a lot. Its not a lot to ask when it gives proven results.
>>2712213It's actually a luck game thougheverbeit
>>2712219scrcpy then record via computer>uhh what is x what is yask bourbonGPT
>>2712125Fuji Paizuri Kiseki
>>2712219Your phone should have a built in recording app if it's a normal smartphone. Then upload it to catbox and im happy to give criticism.
Ok I will watch a gaslight umatuber video on Leo Cup dated October 2025 and follow their instructions to the T
>>2712203Don't write all of us off, I wanna help if possiblem
>>2712201>>2712216it's an arduous journey, but you only have to make a lineage with every (if not most) white spark you need like once every few scenariosit's very much worth it, especially with independent training doing all the work for you
>>2712201I will never get how parent farming works. I had to make my own Oguri grandparent to actually function, and she's just a cope because she's godawful. Look at this shit, when am I ever going to use this again?
>>2712225What are your questions for Leo Cup? You need to be specific over what you struggle with
>>2712179Not much of a frontfag so I may be off the mark here, but out of those options I imagine you'd want something like>El parent for mile with a Hayahide grandparent>Fuji parent for medium, maybe? Hayahide would be more reliable for certain tracks where the final corner doesn't start right at the beginning of mid-race (like the upcoming dirt CM)>Some combination of McQueen, Hayahide, and maybe red Spe for longNot sure what would be best for sprint, since there's a pretty big difference between sprint tracks where late-race starts on a corner vs. on the final straight
>>2712192>He repeats the same shit every thread. Just whines. Plenty of people have tried to help, nobody has been able to. So maybe he doesn't want to be helped. I've dealt with plenty of people like this. All they want to do is feel sorry for themselves. They ask for help but they don't wanna do any of the effort to actually fix their problems, so they just dump their sadness on to everybody else.Yuuup. I've had my fair share of trying to help other people at other things(bad at uma btw).You can lead an uma to water but you can't make her drink. If he doesn't wants help and just wants to throw a pity party while changing nothing about how he does things, then nothing you can do m8. Give advice sure, try to be helpful, but never get invested in how other people develop at things. It's not your responsibility.
>get lucky on card pulls>get lucky on parent sparks>get lucky on rainbows>get lucky on 10%+ trainings>get lucky on blue balls>get lucky in item shop>get lucky on event completions>get lucky on AGEMASENs>get lucky on no mood down events>get lucky on restsYeah, I'm just really good at the game, you know? Everyone else is just bad, I guess.
>>2712219My phone (samsung) has a built in record and edit feature. If yours doesnt a quick screen recording app should help.
>>2712233Get that head out of your ass you retarded faggot
>>2712234TRVTH TSAR BOMBA
>>2712234At some point luck averages out. It is statistically impossible to lowroll every single run
>>2712238lmao
>>2712238>It is statistically impossible to lowroll every single runIs that a challenge?
>>2712232>for certain tracks where the final corner doesn't start right at the beginning of mid-raceWhoops, I meant at the beginning of late-race. I don't have Biwa, but judging by the conditions her unique seems like it'd proc instantly if the final corner is at the start of late-race, so it'd be useless on a track like Tokyo 2400m where you're still accelerating at that pointOn second thought that also means it'd be useless in miles, so I guess you'd want a McQueen grandparent for those instead
>>2712236Nooticing how instead of asking for help you're just bitching. There's a lot of things a person could ask about sprint>which are the most consistent skills>what is underrated on the track?>how do I make X work?>what do i do in X situation>given X and Y which do I choose?>which team comp works with X?>how do you manage energy?>what are the statlines for a successful CM?>what am I doing wrong in this gameplay?>what is wrong with my deckIm not that guy but I wanna help people as much as possible too, it's hard to do it when people get so defensive and stubborn about stuff. A person needs to want to do well.
>2 failed debutsI will not be racing today
>>2712238But not everyone has the same average luck. Like how good luck for a hobo would be to sleep in a warm bed, but it's normal for us.
Reminder this counts as a mant completion for the event.Take advantage to earn stupid epithets along the way. I just did "eccentric" where you have to win make debut without ever training IE hit recreation 11 times. 5 minute mant run zen mode living my best life and making other weird progress along the way.I think there's one epithet for having 2 1200 wit parents and getting sub400 wit that could be done this way too.
>>2712241>>2712250Genuine question, is it axtually bad luck or do you THINK it is bad luck? Before I learned how to play the game well I used blame everything on luck. If multiple F2P trainers are able to achieve good results what is more likely?>I am extraordinarily unlucky and multiple people are extraordinarily lucky>I'm doing something wrong
>>2712248>A person needs to want to do wellNot him, but that's easier to instill in someone when you DON'T make it about how their fault, which is the whole point here. How many anons have you (general) accidentally kicked down by doing that? I'm honestly a little butthurt about this whole thing because I *was* one of them at one point and I hate how casually some of these "helpers" are so blasé about some anons being down on their luck.
>>2712258how it's* their fault
>>2712257I remember back in the mile CM, I was gutsmaxxing, I did not get a single run where I got both Daring Strike and Full of Vigor. You have to admit, that's pretty bad luck.
>>2712255I'm not wasting 150 TP that could be used for bringing a smile to Chrono-sama.
>>2712261I'm not saying that bad luck streaks do not exist. Because I've had terrible prep too, I got assraped during the latest mileslop RNG. What doesn't exist is unique, extraordinary, targeted bad luck. It is extremely unlikely that a person has had bad luck for 16 CMs straight. Know what I mean?
>>2712262danchou lied about the gift cards for top earners
>>2712264The gift cards were the danchous we made happy along the way :)
>50 minutes for 105 carats from an auto run what the fuck
>>2712263My bad luck is parents, mine are so fucking bad and I don't know how to make better ones. Also I have the autism that makes me use the same girls over and over again so I can't use them as grandparents and thus have to specifically make grandparents and then parents.
>>2712257Umamusume is an rng mitigation game not unlike xcom or fire emblem, the sooner people realize this the easier it is to improve
>>2712267That's gotta include dailies or something. I remember a hardcap for carats on career
>>2712264It cannot be...
>>2712267>x3 sashes, x3 shoesIm guessing the carats were also a part of some event going on?
>>2712263Yup, that's why I call my ongoing chronic inability to reach S a skill issue.Mambo did break the old skill issue for me though so there's that. I am eternally grateful for her and her A rank.
>>2712271Noppers, doesn't include dailies
der/v/'s fan count is looking awful
>>2712275Then JPanons lied to me about career carat cap
>>2712274Mambo!>checks calendarSOON!
>>2712263>What doesn't exist is unique, extraordinary, targeted bad luck.That goes without saying and literally nobody is arguing that's the case.
>>2712263>extremely unlikely that a person has had bad luck for 16 CMs straighthaha...
>>2712269>Also I have the autism that makes me use the same girls over and over again so I can't use them as grandparents and thus have to specifically make grandparents and then parents.Are you me? I can't even bring myself to transfer them unless the run was especially bad
>>2712276I joined in september, i believe we were B+ then? Im honestly still content even with B+ rewards. Sticking in A would be nice though
>>2712269>I don't know how to make better ones.Its gonna be significantly easier now with the auto update, this is gonna help people that struggle with parents a lot. The most important thing about parents is finding a good borrow that will work as your grandparent. Find the most cracked one with the most white skill hints possible. It will help your bloodlines a lot
>>2712263>It is extremely unlikely that a person has had bad luck for 16 CMs straight.Neigha /v/madanchou exists and I've seen him try.
>>2712288Question from a retarded anon, if i borrow some strong parent, grab "the best" one i have, do a run, buy skills, get some sparks, hoe do i judge whether "this parent is good enough, i can use it to create better lineage now" or not? If they have good greys but 1*guts 1*PC, is it still worth to use them when creating a new parent in hopes that the greys will be inherited, and blue and pink sparks will be better?
>>2712286There are several flatliners
The biggest thing that I think a person that is looking to improve should ask themselves is: what do is my biggest weakness? Identifying the reason on WHY you are not performing lets you diagnose what you are doing wrong. Take a good look at your uma (or preferably post her) and then start working backwards over what went wrong.
>>2712292>what do is my biggest weakness?It's parents 100% but I am unwilling to put in the time required to improve it.
>>2712292>what do is my biggest weakness?*what do i think is my biggest weakness
>>2712289To be fair, there were a few CMs I didn't bother joining out of complete discouragement so I technically didn't lose all 16.
>>2712290Yes it's better to use parents and grandparents with good whites to try and create better parents. While looping I don't give a shit about anything but whites. Having the same whites on everyone then buying them in a run gives you increased odds of sparking it at the end, and getting SS or higher increases the quality of the whites as well. But if I finally get a good white lineage I'll accept trash other sparks because I can make those up with a good borrow.
>>2712296Forfeiting is losing
The club I'm in is dangerously close to dropping out of A but I am too loyal to my danchou and crewmates to leave
>Join rando rooms>Neck and Neck>Turbo Sprint>OYL>meanwhile I stacked mid-race and consistent skills and get fuckedFuck this, I've betrayed my roots. Fuck mid-race, fuck consistency, it's time to roll the dice.
>>2712299Sounds like you need to do more fan runs then
>>2712292This, ive seen too many neighas smash their head against the wall multiple times expecting different results
>>2712300Lates literally cannot win without OYL. The others are unnecessary gambles.
>>2712298Well then he's still correct, I guess.
>>2712299That's going to cost you 500 carrots.
>>2712299Not looking good.
>>2712292What if my problem is simply no fat rainbows and bad inspirations?
>>2712300Midraces alone isn't enough and cannot carryover without a reliable accel. I've seen my umas proc velos back to before late-race and they don't go up by much compared to those who proc accels
>>2712309Bad life seed, try restarting your run
>>2712309Okay then you have a parent issue and likely a deckbuilding or energy management issue.Now your next step, posting your deck and walking us through your runs
>>2712303>Rev up those fan runs, because danchou is sure hungry for A+
>>2712317LEL
>>2712317MY LINE
>>2712314Nope, not bad parents or a bad deck.>MLB Kita>MLB Sweep>MLB Fine>MLB Marvy>MLB King/Tachyon/Windy>MLB Bakushin borrowI'm simply not getting lucky. No fat rainbows or good inspiration rolls. That's the walkthrough.
>>2712322How do you typically manage your blue balls and pink balls? How often do you chase rainbows vs upgrading your facilities
>>2712305Fuck all these limp dick mid-races and chicken shit inherit ults. Fuck this 24/7 internet shilling for parent farming and agemasen bullshit. Fuck Tracen Pride. Fuck Etsuko. Fuck all of it!
>>2712292My biggest weakness is not owning good cards and not rolling for all the meta cards. Aside from that I'm confident with my progress and performances. I don't need full meta to be able to defeat others.
Would it be unhinged of me to put Angling on one of my paces for lucky pace scenarios?
>That's the guy, Adriana.>My danchou Chrono-sama>The man I'm going to loop for
>>2712327Thats how that one mambo won the last weeks munday!
>>2712327You want unhinged? Put that on Pace Tamamo. I wish I was joking. Tail Nine is some bullshit.
>>2712323I don't pop blue balls on guts if that's what you're asking. I don't pop purples on guts unless I'm desperate. Other than that, I try to stack blue balls sometimes to get something a little sweeter if it's on a training that isn't worth it.I focus on getting white trainings and opportunities to get my cards friendship levels up like I've been told here.
>>2712329I must be loyle to my danchou
>>2712299Der/v/ is literally about to die, it's over for them
>>2712327Thats what the ultra cracked taiki has on her build
1/1/1/1/1 split shouldn't be allowed during pre-debut wtf
>>2712337One time i had 4 cards vamish completely, one wason stamina and the other on guts. Now that was some shit
>think about that stupid video of that nigger dancing like Shaggy last night that I saw on X months ago>it appears on my YouTube feed just now>bantz an anon by typing in Spanish once last thread>I'm now getting recommended hispanic YouTube videos at the same timeGetting really sick of Google's shit.
>>2712332>i don't pop blue balls on guts if that's what you're asking. I don't pop purples on guts unless I'm desperate. Other than that, I try to stack blue balls sometimes to get something a little sweeter if it's on a training that isn't worth itSee you are already committing a mistake here imo, avoiding a blue balls on guts is simply not all that good for the sprint CM, it helps you build your facilities quickly and helps you aboid getting agemasened by guts bakushin. Keep in mind the training effectiveness of cards when you're looking at blue balls to pop. Because it can heavily boost the raw stats you get. As far as delaying blue balls, this heavily depends on the situation and your statline, but you should be using them quicker rather than slower.>I focus on getting white trainings and opportunities to get my cards friendship levels up like I've been told here.This is good gameplay, but now the next question switches to: when do you switch priorities from ball building to friendship spam?
>>2712332>I don't pop blue balls on guts if that's what you're askingYou should, because you want purples to be online whenever possible >I don't pop purples on guts unless I'm desperate.You should, because the SP Bonus and stat gains are reasonable enough
>>2712347Ignited spirit guts is also decent
>>2712341>Fap to some uma on Danbooru>Next time I enter Twitter it starts showing me pics of that girl I mean I'm not complaining but it's creepy
>>2712343I tend to aim for both at the same time as much as I can and focus on friendships if there aren't a lot a white balls or they're on Guts or Stamina.
people that host public lobbies but don't start as soon as they fill will burn inshallah
My issue is getting new blue balls come late classics into Senior year. By that point most of my rainbows look too good to skip to hunt down unfilled balls.
>>2712357I JUST saw this pic on my feed wtf
>>2712299whats the lore behind danchou floyd?
/herse/ should merge with der/v/
>>2712357Laurel spotted didn't read your post
>>2712357Can someone actually answer him? I have this issue too, stop replying with off-topic garbage to genuine questions
>>2712364Kill yourself
>>2712368bro that wasn't a question and the answer is balance raising balls since you're gonna overcap speed and wit anyways
I am driving myself fucking crazy with the amount of public lobbies I run WHY CAN'T ANY OF THEM JUST WIN CONSISTENTLY FUCK
>>2712373>WHY CAN'T ANY OF THEM JUST WIN CONSISTENTLYUma is luck gameSprint is luck distance
>>2712372>gonna overcap speed and wit anywaysThat's not my experience at all
>>2712374IT IS NOT A CASINO PEOPLE HAVE 60%+ WINRATES WITH HUNDREDS OF RACES RUN WITH THE SAME STRATEGY AND I CAN BARELY GET 30%
Does Winter Runner activate during the Unity cup/Twinkle series?
>>2712379I don't know I never bothered to check but does it matter? 40 speed should not make or break you
What track is the mejiro monday race going to be? I feel like training a mkween desuwa.
Is this enough for a der/v/ application?
>>2712381Always medium, always random afaik
>>2712382Our agents will contact you soon. The password is Sneedelio.
Why must I only get these shitpost ideas when I should already be in bed
>>2712368I didn't interpret it as a question, but by senior year you chase rainbows, not really worth to chase new blue balls
>>2712388Then I can't get >1200x3
>>2712389Yes you should, which uma are you running
>>2712380I've never taken it, but I'm watching someone play and they don't have much to pick for ura final besides greens and fovs
>>2712387mild sleep deprivation can lead to short bursts of creativity
>>2712387kek
>>2712390Not one specifically, I've tried all sprinters with speed, power and wit growths combined
>>2712392True! I've made most of my sketch shitposts at around 2AM
>>2712382yesplease send your request
how in the actual FUCK
>>2712405Wit is a fake stat.
>argentina won againlol
>>2712407Only after 900
Worth trying for a remake?
>>2712408>Dia is of argentine descent>Kita is her best bud>Kita's reign ends after the world cup endshmmm... I smell... RIGGING...
VARgentina is a satanic entity that should be destroyed
>>2712413The epsatono class has planned everything anon
>missed Holloway beating up the dead corpse of Mcgooberfugg
>ZERO chains finish on a sprint S runoof ouch owie
>>2712412If you're praying for lone wolf to make groundwork proc then yea.
I need something to do while I wait for my TP to recharge.Who's up for mahjong?
>>2712428gib jong
Now with the games over.If anyone is up for some rooms I can host some! Unsure if there's any interest at all.
>>2712433Majsoul Friends Room 58867(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58867
>>2712435i'll join. if not full, just go pub.
>>2712435I haven't seen any improvements in the past couple days, might fill slots if it's slow.
>>2712368Balls are no longer a priority once you've hit S team level which means that your speed and wit facilities are level 5. If they're not level 5, unless it's a +50 double rainbow with FineMo roaming onto it, I'm popping a blue/purple, especially if it's in wit
>>2712446>>271244819993940Thread is slow and it's late for me so I think ill only do 3-5 unless they fill up quick.
>sprint S>No OYL>no sprint S>OYL FUCK THIS DESIRE SENSOR BULLSHIT
What is the context of the steampunk alts, is it the VR bullshit again?
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE gg jongers
>>27124556/9Will probably only do this one if it's so slow
all right, back to jobbing at uma
>>2712464Holy shit, finally snagged my first /v/ma win. I've only been entering various rooms on and off since like November
>>2712455Taikek....how do you even get brocked like that284674562846745628467456Last one unless they fill quick.
>>2712462GG jongers
>>2712466Congrats anon, thats a mark of strength
>>2712467Dang I aimed for a podium846669548466695484666954Maybe a few more since it filled quick
>>2712470Oh yeah, that's the stuff.796438587964385879643858I encourage trainers who haven't tested yet to test their aces!
From what i can see, speed carryover is king this CM
>>2712475it's literally just hit your accels
>>2712474I cannot believe how broken this fat fuck is.981412529814125298141252>>2712475You are right imo. Having speed carryover is what lets you beat the others to the front once you fire your accels
>>2712479No wonder they made every pulse close conditional as fuck
I wonder if sprints ever become something other than pace domain
>>2712481Meant to say clone not close
>>2712481it's why this game is a fucking joke it's so retarded to give conditionals to every other pulse clone and let hers stay "if winning, win."
>>2712479MOGGED149308821493088214930882
>>2712485It needs you to be at #2 so its actually if losing win. Lucky pace oguri can get fucked out of pulse
>>2712488TWO Haru Uraras?
>>2712491Don't look too closely at the second one. I haven't started serious ace runs for her yet and just needed a third to join rooms.
>>2712490a few rooms i've been cucked out of pulse by being too good then passed on the last 100 meterssprint is a joke
>>2712488My flower feels super good to use, tight as fuck952377089523770895237708
>>2712495......you wanna repeat that again bro?
I fucking hate Practice Poor
>>2712497The bottom option is always so mean
>>2712495>
>>2712495I know what you are
>>2712495I swear the previous comment was a joke I'm not in der/v/209535962095359620953596
>>2712501we're so back921046569210465692104656I think I'll only do 3 more, so get your aces ready to test!
>>2712508Belly full of 1sts602511676025116760251167
>>2712512Satanic ass team, what's your winrate in publics
>seeing grass>measuring grass>touching grass>caressing grass>mowing grass
Yay, i got my second SS with nunity! Too bad Mcqueen's parents didn't want to hand out groundwork... First was a gutsmaxxed kingu in mant
>>2712512That last spurt was so fucking kino, good shit.657403376574033765740337>>2712513I don't do publics, my umas are just for (You) all
I'm just glad I got my 1 win. I'm losing hope more and more with each passing day.
>>2712517AYE CONGRATS BRO!!!! GOOD JOB
>>2712519You are strong anon, don't let yourself be discouraged. The actual CM will never be as hard as some of the rooms here.
>>2712519I don't envy anyone running late, you're a brave prince to do so
>>2712518Finally, pure Ogurium513388005133880051338800Last one today.
>>2712519Fortunately for me I never have hope. That way I can never be let down when I inevitably lose.
I'm only running 3 SSRs and THE FUCKING CHAINS NEVER FINISHITS ONLY ONLY EVENT PER YEAR YOU FUCKS, FINISH YOUR SHIT
I need this guy 892879641050 to get a follow slot
>>2712530I can't even get 2 to finish consistently
>>2712520What was crazy was that i didn't get agemasen'd out of any of the ssrs i was running, not even Twin Turbo's. Got all of the golds, but had shit luck with hints though
>>2712527That haru is just absolutely amazing. Good shit bro. Thank you all for coming. I think i am finally satisfied with my team.>>2712533Actually I'm following that guy and i think im done, you want me to unfollow?
>>2712538Oh if you can do that for me I'd appreciate it
>>2712540Him right? Yeah I gotchu. Pls start spamming refreshes because im about to unfollow.
i think it was yesterday when there was an argument on what the average player looked likethis is one example
>>2712541Love you, now I can improve my Ogurin
>>2712292My biggest weakness is MANT, without a shred of irony.>3 months of mant suffering>less than a dozen ss, a sea of s+>2 weeks of unity 2>already got a production line of ug umas
>>2712548rank is not indicative of quality
>>2712547Pay me back by getting strong enough to beat me anon, that's all I ask for.
>>2712549Of course not, but I wouldn't know how my new umas perform given that we haven't had any CMs for Unity 2 yet.On the other hand, MANT made me drop down to group B a few times, when I consistently made it to A finals in URA + Unity 1.
>>2712550I've already won against you with my flower, but in pubs some people are running debuffers with lone wolf so I need to account for that and plan X is not brick your ace bad but it's not very good either
>>2712548My biggest weakness is that gamble when I should play it safe, and play it safe when I should gamble. I finally give up my gamblemaxxing habits only to constantly lose to gold accels. I'm tempted to remake my aces, say fuck Bakushin and get Neck and Neck.
>>2712553>fail to hit good wit>"Ok I shall focus more on wit">fail to hit good power>"Ok I shall focus on more power">fail to hit speed >"Ok I shall focus on speed">repeat
>>2712552Sounds good, good luck in your runs i will look forward to another round.
>run into an anon in pubs>we both job to the rando
>>2712558Well yeah, I lose to everyone. I'm the worst trainer here. It's just that I'm also literally insane.
It's a pain making front parents when the only meta parent I have is Seiun. I need Machan to come already so I can luckshit someone off banner.
Lates are fine if you can build a strong one but I just can't build one that's strong enough that's why nearing 50 Kawakamis made for this CM now and my best ones all hover around 30% win rate or less while the strongest lates get to 50%+ and the really good ones at 60%+. Every time I think I made one that was better than the last they're never actually better. I don't know what the secret is.
>>2712558One time me and a random /vg/fag jobbed to @VF whale. It was humiliating. Least I got 2nd
>>2712562wups that was meant to be in reply to >>2712526
>>2712552Idk man, I find plan X to be pretty dogshit.
jesus christ I've actually run 400 public lobbies
>1370 Sprint S with all accels hit can't outspeed 1280 Sprint AI'm convinced speed is a gaslight stat. Fucking damn, I never outspeed anyone.
My Kitalet status is biting me in the ass again.
>>2712572Kitalets exist?
>>2712567it's all about speed carryover and accel.
>>2712575Not anymore, otherwise I'd be swimming in points by now
>>2712576This shit happens in very end of the race scenarios, where everyone is at max speed. No speed skills are up, I still lose. I lose to 1200 speed. I lose to 1100 speed. Fuck it, I give up on speed, this stat sucks.
Terminal low roll or do I just not understand how to actually get high stats in URA? Also Falco is a dumb slut and hasn't even started her chain two runs in a row now for groundwork she can go fuck herself no wonder she couldn't get a billion fans.
Nice CM bros
>>2712578Isn't there an uphill late race? Your power?
>>2712582Can't witmaxx in URA, bring speed/pwr cards
I'm heading deep into the mountains in search of the Uraramensch.If I don't return in a week, tell danchou I said "wuv you".
>>2712585It's 1200, that's not a problem comparatively. Fuck, I don't wanna remake, there's no way I'm going from G to S Sprint a second time in a row.
what happened to ardanfags
>>2712592Still here.
>>2712592Hyper 4you umas just don't hit the same on global as in Japan
There really should be an internal cooldown on random mood down events this shit is just straight up dog shit to go from good to bad mood in a single turn.
>>2712597>Yeah because we have gfs and shit
>>2712592I wanted to use Rice this CM so she's on the bench, even though she also has E Aptitude and doesn't have to run Tenno Sho Spring. Final straight on the next one is pretty long so I might bring her for it (lol winning against XOguri or Richard)
Bros. Drawing is hard but I can definitely see the fun and rewarding nature. I'll keep practicing so I don't have to rely on tracing the outlines of a pose/font and any tips for a newbie is always welcome
I missed the parent child race.If I had been there, I'm sure the prez would have won.And by prez, I mean President Daiwa Scarlet.
>>2712592Just a little sick is allI'll get back on the saddle at some point
>>2712589Speaking of speed, did the stat cap limits getting broken affect the importance of sprint S? Does the speed it provides still have the same value as before?
>>2712405low effort shitpost
this was fun. I kinda wanna do it again but even more optimized.
Just glued two runsHorrible inspirations combined with horrible summer training as well as random illnesess (that infirmary won't cure)Sorry danchou!
>Get a good Kitasan borrow with Restraint sparks all the way down>It surely can't be that hard to get just one run where Maya sparks it so I can start trying to loop it with just my own parents!>15 borrows later she's only even had the skill twiceSpark systems is honestly such honest to God horseshit.
Man I wonder who won the divergrass>Ingerland, country who only England supportedgood
>>2712617From tonight's games
>>2712619What the fuck? They allow psychic attacks now?
What the fuck is THAT
>>2712621God I fucking hate @VF cucksGood job anon
We should be at 13 shards right?
>>2712621Looks like an entire room of @VFniggers, how embarrassing. Like why does that guy even have a following? Is the bar really that low? He doesn't even seem particularly charismatic, nor knowledgeable on the game. I just don't get it
>>2712623Yeppers
>>2712622>>2712624I somehow entered a room full of them and I was about to make a joke at their expense, but surprisingly that's not what I meant. This is what I meant. What the hell is this shit?
I don't even know what @VF is.
>>2712626Golshi ult shenanigans?
>>2712627its the new virtua fighter I think
>>2712628No, it's not even a front Kitasan, it's Late Kitasan. You might want to sit down for this.
>>2712630...Was it trained wrong as a joke?
>>2712630>Wedding Curren >BonoWhat the hell
>>2712630Loony, whoever made this belongs in an asylumBUT...SOVL, I'm afraid
What should I spend the anni ticket on:>0LB Kitasan>0LB Super Creek>0LB -> 1LB Fimo>2LB -> 3LB Mr. CB? I want to main Ends, but plan to pull on Tachyon for an MLB. During Cancer cup, i was hitting S consistently before the update; now i can get to S+es with unity. Can Tachyon get me to be competitive in graded?I can post my deck and umas if requested
>>2712630Why wouldn't this work?
>>2712630What was he cooking?
>>2712638Honestly there's no reason it couldn't but obviously it need to be built better than an SS+
>>2712639meth
>>2712636Save the ticket until you can MLB something important
>>2712630What kind of dogshit advice is this VF fagtuber feeding these guys
>>2712639A steaming hot pile of Cardlet Surprise
>>2712643All I remember from him is recommending MANT for sprint despite unity 2.0
>>2712630I have no idea why this neigha just didn't make a front kitasan, even if fronts are bad they can still win unlike this fuckin thing.
>>2712647Didn't we have someone make an end closer Bourbon for one of the CMs or something
Wait, what happened here? I can just skip the mood down event?
>>2712620He got a red for double yellows btw, basically costed his team the game, then cried on the field. Kino tb h
>>2712630Kitasan is like one of the few fronts you could make work for sprint what tf was he cooking
>>2712649I got this the other day. I also didn't have her on my deck. Pretty nice sometimes
>>2712647You could Pace her too, I mean she has a perfectly usable B in Pace.
>>2712636>0LB Kitasan>0LB Super Creek>0LB -> 1LB Fimo>2LB -> 3LB Mr. CBI don't think your sniffing graded CMs with these. You need good wit cards too.
Five random mood downs on my current Maya before the first summer this game is actively trying to piss me off now.
>>2712636None of those cards have any notable breakpoints at those LBs. If you're desperate for a speed card, you can pick Maruzensky and slap a crystal on her
>>2712657Oh and there is number six just after the summer.
>got so extremely turned on doing taiki careers i had to pause to rub one outSometimes i wish this game had a lewd mode.
>>2712660This happened to me but with Bakushin
>>2712660>What's wrong, Trainer-san? Could it be you're craving my McNuggies?
MSpainted my card list>>2712642Probably CB or maybe Creek if i'm lucky during the rerun then>>2712656Guess I'll stick to open til Ramonu...>>2712658If I luck out with Tachyon/LH, then i'll consider that
>>2712661Spamming Bakushin careers during Fuji's stupid game mode got me more in the mood than some actual porn too
>>2712661Let me guess, the animation where she sticks her chest out, right?
>>2712667For me, it's her great mood pre-race animation
>>2712660>>2712661This always happens when I do Nishino runs
>>2712667Inspiration animation
>>2712666Are you cramming Bakushin runs again before this event ends?
>>2712073Reminder that she comes out in 3 months time and that catching all the dirters is mandatory!
>>2712667You get it my neigha
>>2712661>>2712666>>2712667How do you get turned on by Sakura fucking Bakushin O out of all umas???
>>2712673I could since she's a Pace Sprinter but nah I'm actually playing now, plus you kinda need her card too. Back then I had a severe case of MANTbroken and she saved my ass
>>2712678Her armpits are really erotic, plus she has some nice tits.
>>2712678
>>2712678I'm in the middle of another career, give me a minute.
>>2712660Happened with oguri for me during a summer. This fat fuck is 10x hotter than you all want to admit
>>2712678She makes me Bakushin in my pants
>>2712678She's dumb and cute
>>2712678>implying bakusexo isn't peak
>>2712678Perfect size everythingOutfit really works in her favor tooSexy, peppy animationsI could talk about her tits and pits too but honestly she just looks really nice.
>>2712678She's got a built-in self-hypnosis app. You just need to git gud at gaslighting her.
>>2712678Look at her man, she's pure distilled sex. Her outfit hugs her body very, very well.
I just don't know how to URA I think but this is a start I suppose.https://files.catbox.moe/wkgizl.JPG
BAKUSEXOOOO
>>2712697What is she implying with that question?
>suddenly there are bakushin fagsNot very subtle
>>2712660For me it's sweep, her great mood animation on non G1s = instant diamonds
>>2712700>suddenlyposter was confused on bakusexoevidence for bakusexo was providedjust because people don't obnoxiously spam an uma 24/7 doesn't mean people don't find them sexy. Bakusexo posters have been around since the very beginning
>>2712700Everyone has her so everyone has been exposed to her class rep pheromones. Sorry bwo
>want to do rooms>don't feel confident enough to host>don't feel like my improvement was substation enough to demand themWhat do
>>2712706It's not that serious, just host some roomsotherwise just join random ones in public I guess. Or just wait for some rooms to pop up here and join them. With registration tomorrow and a gap before it starts I'm sure there will be some more
>>2712710>With registration tomorrowfucking WHAT
>>2712706No one cares bro, just say "second rate room come test my umas" or something. Or don't say anything. Second rates need rooms too, not everyone wants to be gaped by the madmen aiming for a +80% winrate lol.
>>2712209I am glad I got this before I knew about additional tracks being added. I just need the fan title and im done.
>>2712706do pub. you won't know their opinion about your aces.
>>2712711Well technically it's later today...At least you got a few more days till the races starts
>>2712717>Well technically it's later today...FUCK Alright, completionist title sucks anyway, I'll do my best to shit out three pace chasers
>>2712718That's the spirit
Got my aces done, got my dirt parents done, got my TT revamped.....what now
>>2712723now you run 200 rooms and remake your weakest link
>>2712723Fish for hotsprings and do secret events
>>2712723
>>2712723Find my hidden pages.
>>2712700>suddenlyI have expressed my desire for Bakushin too many times already
>>2712660Me but Swimsuit Maruzensky I cannot believe there are people who don't think she's the hottest in the series. She's a fucking bombshell.
>>2712698You've inflicted me with the memory of that stupid ass Sonic and Peach picture so now I'll inflict you with a shitty low effort MS Paint scribble.
>>2712730lol
>>2712730
>premise is cute girls running>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFRDR1Wwc-k
>>2712742>Ebayan lost to this
What is her tax policy?
>>2712730Laffed
Anyways yeah, I really like how she poses like this. It's not hot in an explicit way but something about it just gets the gears in my brain turning.
>>2712749She's just extremely attractive. Simple as
>>2712678To be fair Bakushin's pretty sexy
Girls with big foreheads aren't attractive
>>2712746at most 10%, those with 5 children or more will pay 0 taxes
Mayano is more attractive
Is anyone familiar with the skill pedal to medal? I got it from a random unity hint and it doesn't even look all that terrible
>>2712757It's a 0.25 velocity skill during late-race. It's very good but can't be obtained outside of urara's spirit burst hints/vodka secret event/mant hints
Oh my there's a thread you know where
Which umas are predators and which are prey?
>>2712765Technically all horses are prey animals.
>>2712765All umas are predatorsSome just have different methods of hunting their prey
>>2712765Falco is neither. She cannot hunt, nor can she be hunted. She simply exists like a rock or air.
>>2712765From an ecological standpoint umas are an apex predator.
Danchou better kick the flatliners into shape or else I'm quitting and taking all my fans with me.
>>2712772People thought the same of T-rexes until the eggheads realized they were just bakushinbrained scavengers.
>>2712776Which club? You should tell him to continue elections until there are none.
>>2712776How are clubs here looking like now anyway after they killed MANT? Are the non-tryhard ones back to life?
>>2712772Umamusume are basically just really strong humans that sacrificed durability for raw power.
Imagine waking up to Bakushin's forehead, a.k.a. perfection, every morning.
>>2712780Very good revival after some flatliners got kicked. We got two clubs pushing to A+ now. Unity fan gain is low so that kinda sucks for pushing rank but I think it will stabilize with time.
I surrendered midrun. It wasn't MANT's fault that I felt hopeless, but I also just didn't feel like it was a good run.I always feel bad about these runs. I keep feeling like I've failed pixels miserably.Y'know, the absolute worst part of this run, aside from having to deal with life's messy bullshit, was that I learned that my umas are roughly the same regardless of if I'm giving a shit or not.
>>2712786This is when I gave up.
>>2712786>was that I learned that my umas are roughly the same regardless of if I'm giving a shit or notThis happened to me like half a year back. Never recovered. I've binged so many TV shows and movies you would not believe. Top earner in my club. Haven't got a platinum since last year.
>>2712795I don't have a second monitor. I'm too poor. My desk is a folding table. Binging TV or a movie is a non option here.I just want to do better but I guess that's an impossibility with this information. No wonder the Brian card didn't change my statlines much.
>>2712780Some flatliners got kicked, there's a couple of empty spots but much more alive now. /v/ma, /v/mapyoi and oy neigh are all going to A+ it seems
>>2712801>/v/ma, /v/mapyoi and oy neigh are all going to A+ it seemswoah slow down there buddy
Isn't it kind of weird that there are no umamusume training umamusume, even in the side projects?SpicamanRigel #bossmode ladyTop Road's trainer is a family friendOguri has Joe who's is an ex gambling addict and Roppei is an old manThe other kasamatsu trainers are just people tooObey's trainer is an old manBamboo's trainer is an old manCreek's trainer is a woman desperately trying to not be like her old manYaeno's trainer is an old manRyan's trainer is a gym ratBrian's trainer is a womanLaurel and her squad's trainers are an old man and a woman obsessed with franceBelno Light is the first time we see an umamusume formally training an umamusume for half a page. I'm aware ex-pros aren't always good teachers or coaches but there are fantastic trainers who only played for a little bit, where are that but umas?
>>2712819I should've read all of the way, I'm so sorry.
Why aren't there Taiki cosplayers? There's a bajillion Goldships and that requires being tall at least.
>>2712780My dancho hasn't made a club card yet
>>2712819>Belno Light>Light Hello>Sugar Lightshmmm...
>>2712823Kind of need big boobs, and they have to be natural for it to work properly.Also, requires some abandonment of shame.
I got shafted, but man it's kinda hard to get to that mant stam cap. Only made it about half way between softcap and hardcap. Maybe with cafe's 30% growth and better RNG I could make it.
>>2712823Midriff on full display is often hard to pull off for anyone who isn't a professional cosplayer. You end up seeing muffin tops as a result.On a somewhat related note, I had the displeasure of seeing a Wide Nature at a fan meetup a few months ago.
>>2712838Like how wide?
>>2712833Neigha preparing to run the steel ball run
>>2712807I mean, two of them stated that they're aiming for A+. And /v/mapyoi is extremely close to A+. Not that crazy
>>2712838Show us the rolls, man.
>>2712838>Wide Nature
>>2712823
These are your final results of last threads pollWhat do you think about it?
>>2712856What I learned last thread is that Kingu exacted her revenge on Spe by stealing her daughter
>>2712856
Let's race! I'm holding a Room Match in Umamusume: Pretty Derby. Room ID: 76849617#Umamusume #Game #Umamusume #RoomMatchOpen
>>2712841Mant has an 1800 stam cap. It wouldn't be that high if it weren't attainable. I want to get there.
>>2712856Why the hell is Mambo that high? Am I missing something here?
>>2712859What causes a man to do this
>>2712856There were more anons who liked my oshi than i thought.
>>2712862Mambo is pretty homely, you pretty much date her at the end of career.
>>2712840Wider than they were tall. So wide I was afraid I would get sucked into their gravitational pull by merely looking at them.>>2712845The kind of roundness that made you wonder how their body even reached that point and lived to tell the tale, which would've been Moby-Dick.>>2712848Exactly the image I was going to post, except the cosplayer was wearing her racing outfit and was even fatter than that.
>>2712856I think I missed this thread but im glad /v/ma has good taste with hishiama that high
>>2712859>it's all late/end
>>2712859The QR code just kept bringing me back to the homescreen. I'm disappointed John Cygames
>>2712856I missed this and I'm very disappointed not to see my wife there
>>2712876Don't feel too bad, she was voted best dad material instead.
>>2712876>>2710004It's a fun backread
>>2712876She's winning the best dad poal though
>>2712869IN THE RACING OUTFIT?!
Are uma's racing boxes an oval, diamond, or rectangle because I have seen it more than a few times where umas will try to pass on the inside when there obviously isn't any room.
>>2712869Sounds like an assault on the eyes
>>2712859Thanks for hosting. Geez all of your umas made me realise I really should've checked my parent affinities. I've had like 3 sprint S's across ~25 attempts.
>>2712877>>2712879Rude. She's a beautiful princess
>>2712868>Mambo is pretty homely,rude
>>2712892And a good dad.
>>2712862she talks funny but is otherwise pretty normal
>>2712892>This is a highschooler
>>2712856I wouldn't trust Maru to drive the kids around
holy shit
>>2712862Her personality is basically just Nice Nature without the poor self-esteem, and the desire to very crudely DIY human flat caps into uma flat caps.
>>2712905She also does it to custom made uma hats
>>2712908Does she now? Well, I was unaware of that. But yeah, she's INCREDIBLY normal. Like, it's unbelievable how normal it is. It's... oddly refreshing when you're bombarded by Bakushin and Fukukitaru.
>>2712875>>2712911Seems like most anons just have too low self-esteem to consider umas like Gold City wife material
>>2712911I too like normal
>>2712918She's the most woman-coded character in the game, and not the good kind. The one that's very troublesome to deal with. I'm playing a 2D game at least let me have my escapism.
>>2712918For the wife poll, I only voted for what I had in my stable. For the dad poll, I had no such reservations.
She did it!
>>2712929YA~TTA~!
>>2712918I very specifically remember an event in-game where she says her ideal partner is the kind that win against her in a fight
>>2712934Have you considered learning aikido?
What are they talking about, /v/ma?
>>2712940They realized fronts are no longer meta
This poor anon posted his cards and everyone else preferred to hornypost instead of helping him>>2712665
>>2712942I don't want to gaslight anyone by giving bad advice
STOP THE COUNT
>>2712948my highest peak ever in TT was 800k the other day
>>2712665This is quite rough, you got any carrats for the Light Hello/Tachyon banner?As for what's usable right now, uhhh...I-I guess NTR, Sweep and Kingu speeds will do in a pinch...
>>2712942You reevaluate after pulling LH/Tachyon because you might get a spook and you'll want to kill yourself if it means you wasted a selector/crystal. If he doesn't get a spook, I'd throw it on CB because everything else is worthless at LB0, but he's already bricked to an extent by not pulling Maru as a Kitalet so he has two good speed cards, though he can hopefully get some Sweep dupes and gold crystal it if needed which will give him 1.5 good speed cards, LH, CB, and hopefully some flavor of decent SR Wit card which means he can borrow either a good speed card or Creek depending on if it's a 2speed or 3speed distance.
>>2712955Why did you reply to me instead of him?>>2712665
>>2712955To add to this, the only thing he might consider using the selector on would be Maru and then crystal'ing her to LB1 since that brings her online, and then shoot for the CB/Creek rerun to fix his CB and hopefully work towards a decent Creek though at that point, Sounds of Earth isn't that far off and it is a decent upgrade over Creek if you're starting from nothing.
Pic-related's my pull plan up to Orfevre.>>2712953I've got 65k and a rainbow crystal ready. I subtracted 20k from the calculator to make it accurate>>2712955Getting 1LB Maru seems feasible, especially if I'm sticking to Open as I get more than enough SP to pick what skills i could get before overranking to S. The skill hints with that card's i found really helpful when building aces this cm, too>>2712962How is Sounds of Earth compared to Creek? I heard latter is still a decent card in jp.
>>2712948I'm in 5 at the moment but I hit 865k just from filtering in some new UG Uma from parent runs. I could actually easy hit it if I cared enough.
>>2712967Creek is stupid good for a launch card, end of story.
>>2712967Here's my trainees, too. I'm sorely lacking in a dirt uma, so i'm grinding to unlock Taiki by Aquarius >>2712977The race bonus made her useful going into MANT even, huh
When will we get new team trials ranks? Every rank up used to give hundreds of carats but now we're stuck at SS.
>>2712989Probably with the global release of GL, if I had to guess.
>>2712992GL is going to be big. I hope we all get lucky on the banner and get to have >fun instead of suffering.
>>2712996>Fun instead of suffering Uhhhhh, right that's gonna happen, totally. At least you know when a run is dead before classics.
Bakushin Guts might be the worst card in the game, whoever thought of this genuinely needs to get a terminal illness
>>2713001Guts-shin is strictly better than the Janny guts card we had to use for the mile CM.
>>2712996I will just quit the game if I get raped by rng, perfect excuse
In the JP version did they get the new URA and Unity before GL dropped? Because I don't remember seeing anyone talk about the updated scenarios at all before. If that's the case then what are the odds that Unity 2.0 will still be the preferred scenario over GL?
>>2713008Won't stat caps see to this? GL has 1600 speedcap
>>2713008Nope, I believe those two were updated after GL
>>2713008GL has a higher speed cap so you'll still be incentivized to run there. I think it also has better skill hints as well.
>>2713012You can buy skill hints in the song shop, which, hopefully, means no more useless debuff/recovery skills
>>2713006At least that one didn't Agemasen me, also it's clear they broke something because Kitasan hasn't given me +10 with 3 hints since the update dropped LMAO
I am once again a powerlet at Senior year, this nigger scenario is the worst thing that ever happened to me, I wish we were still in MANT I never had this problem with MANT
>>2713013>means no more useless debuff/recovery skillsIt's still randomized. You'll still get to enjoy the experience of buying a "Random Medium Hint" just for it to be a Murmur +1 hint level.
>>2713021As long as its not mile or spring for my medium aceHell I finally have a reliable way of getting long skills in that case
>>2713015You can still salvage that run
>>2713015sex with curren
>>2713025useless reply, go back
Edited the calc to pull for SMaru and it looks like i might have enough to double spark Ramonu going this route. Guessing my deck won't be graded material until Condor Speed, and if so, getting SMaru would be more cost-effective going forth and i'd get to mess with Front runners. Will have to get lucky with free rolls for LHello, though. Thoughts?Post of my deck for reference: >>2712665Tachyon pull plan: >>2712967
>>2713023How the fuck is this not UG? How am I even meant to get UG7 like some other guys here?
>>2713027Also forgot to remove Shakur stamina, whoops
>>2713028I think this gasses out
>>2713015Holding hands, nuzzling and cuddling with Curren
>>2713038Based reply. Make yourself comfortable.
>>2713028My UG7 Oguri had me popping balls or rainbows every turn in senior year.
>>2713028Probably low SP. How many extra races did you do?
>Rickey needs sashes from the yet to be added dirt G1s to upgrade her potentiallmao good luck Rickeybros!
>>2713043I am not getting that many blue balls what the fuck>>27130451, otherwise I wouldn't have capped wit or speed either, I needed the trainings, it's impossible otherwise
>>2712988Condor, Haru and hopefully you will grind enough for Taiki, Haru's medium G is kinda rough tho
>>2713057Haru Urara is a really bad recommendation when Mayano is right there.
bro...
did you finish the humiliation ritual?
>>2713074I haven't even done the 40 TTs or the non-sprint races (why would they release this during a Sprint CM)
>>2713051>1, otherwise I wouldn't have capped wit or speed either, I needed the trainings, it's impossible otherwiseDude she has over 1300 speed I think you could have afforded a couple extra races and been fine.
>>2713074I think I accidentally started 2 or 3 out of the 5 careers needed and then for the last one I just did all the long races
I think its really unfair that they've got all the mom umas running around in these event scenes but they never ever show us what they look like aside from oguri's and tamamos
>>2713078I wouldn't have capped power nor speed. Also she can only run Sprints, the only G2s had unskipabble trainings
These missions are fucking ass why did they add them during the Sprint CM?
ok i wasnt expecting that
>>2713084How much of the game would get rewritten if Cygames ever added Dyna Carle, Vega, or any unnamed umas with parental relations? Iirc, Vega competed with Bijin in the triple tiara
>>2713086Because they are related to the characters featured in the event.
>>2713086Time to build your stamina parents
Is CB wit usable enough at low LB like Maru speed?I'm planning out my pulls for GL to GM, there's too many umas I like.
I don't know who is the nigger retard at cygames who put the skip button on the right for unity races but the rest of the entire goddamn fucking game has it on the left but I hope he gets fired
>>2713099So many people in this company need to be killed
>>2713101I said fired not killed you maniac
>>2713097Yes, CB functions at 1LB
>>2713105I know, and I want to go further
>>2713112You won't do shit
But what does CB stand for
>>2713114clan battle
>>2713097You get the 2 wit bonus at 1lb
>>2713114chibi
>>2713113I wish I could
It's alright I guess.
>>2713114cuddle buddy
Yep yep. Typical parent run
>>2713114caressing brutally
>>2713114Caress Boobies
>>2713135I'm gonna cheat on my wife when she comes out and I feel like an awful man...
>>2713137manwhore
>>2713139I know, I'm the worst, I've been loyal for so long but CB does things to me...
>>2713135She’s so hot
>some anons haven't made aces yetLets post our teams for reference material?
I would never have relations with Goldship.
>>2713143I have made Aces they just suck ass and cannot win a single room
>>2713144I did not have sexual relations with that uma yet
>>2713144They'll make unadanshi for you one day homosexualbro
>>2713143how many extra races do you run?
Oh yeah
>>2713151Totals Nishino and Oguri -16Taiki 18 (you go for her secret event with med C)
>>2713155Ah yes, here is the exact same deck for all of them. Its not complicated. Bakushin is a great roamer, get her friendship up. You click alot of power.
>>2713155>Polluting your Sprint S chances with fucking Medium>All for Medium C which is a brick most of the timeISHYGDDT
>>2713155>>2713159Thanks anon
which of the ignited spirit skill is worth getting for the sprintslop? I can get the gold version for spd, white for everything else
>>2713141Who are you cheating on
>>2713162He got his sprint S so what's the problem
>>2713168Well I'm obviously not going to tell you that
>>2713167Burning Spirit Speed is nice because of how cheap it is. Other than that I'd also take power. Guts is decent but getting both power and guts is too much accel gamble, you need midrace for this track.
>>2713169It's torture, and not replicable
>>2713155>16>18That's too many races, senpai
>>2713175Sometimes you just end up with dogshit turns, what can you do.
I still can't get a UG, ask me anything
>>2713170
>>2713174The affinity issues?I made a MANT nishino with med on grandparents. She has 20 G1 (yes, dirts too), she flubbed a single medium.
>>2713178Which uma would you pyoi
>>2713175Let's see those skills
>>2713181Look at all those A Aptitudes I'm not going to farm sprint parents at this point
>>2713185
>>2713183symboli rudolf
>>2713180wow she looks way better buttoned up
>>2713180terrible, gotta let those puppies breath
>>2713197>>2713199the duality of /v/ma
>>2713180Unironically better than having her puppies out
Ok, but should Daiwa's Scarlets be out, too?
>>2713210
>>2713210Part of the appeal is that they are kinda ready to burst. Like that button on her shirt is doing overtime
>>2713197>>2713199>>2713206
>>2713008Odds are 0%, updated ura and unity came with GL
I think I'm ready for rooms, I feel okayish
>>2713219I don't
>>2713220Why not
>>2713223They aren't good enough yet
>>2713210Surprisingly I've not seen art of her mimicking Fuji Kiseki yet
D-do we... do we have to glue dancho?
>>2712273in jp you can buy a pass that gives you infinite x2 rewards, x3 is probably from current new scenario innate x2
>>2711930
when is the next time Nimble Navigator/NSM is actually useful? It's been worthless and inconsistent since Taurus.
>>2713231CM17 is basically dirt Satsuki Sho (this also means it is a XOguri track), so Nimble/NSM should work there.
>>2713231It usually works only on medium-long tracks
>>2713226Do we really have another /v/mers situation?
Prove you are a real uma fan, how many uma "Umamusume, Puruty dahby" voices in the title screen do you recognize?
>>2713226>>2713237New club drama?
>>2713226If you are in my club, he does log in and play. He simply isn't doing his danchou duties (like the club card).Also we're effectively playing at like 20/30. I am not opposed to merging with other lower activity clubs. In fact I would welcome it, regardless of thread bitching and crying.
>>2713226>>2713237Is it over for us?
there needs to be a hard cap on the amount of random mood downs you can get in a run
>>2713238The one's that I have trainees of for sure
>>2713226It's not looking good
>>2713242Who's merging? /v/agabond and /herse?
Just had the worst Nunity run I've had so far and danchou should be on the ground kissing my feet for finishing it instead of glueing
>>2713259Drawn so flat I thought it was Neru for a moment.
>>2713226I was just shitposting i didn't realise some of you have dancho troubles...
>>2713217I'm gonna be honest I think she looks like she's a really cool character but the boob window is absurdly stupid that I can't take her seriouslyLuckily I managed to get her alt and she really did turn out to be cool
There's a higher level to practice perfect? Or is that an URA/Unity only thing for Ryan? Never trained her outside MANT so basically doing my first story run for Ryan.>>2713237>Do we really have another /v/mers situation?Please don't call the /v/ooners revolution that. You spooked me into thinking something was happening when we haven't to behead anyone in 2 months.
>>2713266Only for Ryan as far as I know
>>2713242why would the thread bitch and cry?
>>2713240Host em
>>2713263The boob window is unironically part of her character
lets be real nobody would care about Fuji if she didn't have the boob window
>>2713273I wouldnt know I dont have her base form
>>2713273What's her excuse for the boob window though?
>>2713275true
>>2713275that's like saying "nobody would care about Amazon if she wasn't black"
Can someone explain the following to me?>train an ace>run goes ok with ups and downs, result always feels average>train TT uma>run goes ok with ups and downs, result always feels average>train a Mejiro for Mejiro Monday>run is complete rubbish from beginning to end, result is worse than early MANT Mejiros
>>2713281more people would care about Amazon if she wasn't black
People said you don't get the 0% failure chance from Festa that often but I've gotten in 3 times and I'm not even to the Satsuki Sho yet
>>2713284"Her tan is unironically part of her character"
>>2713272
>>2713275I like her because she has short hair, personality and wears a suit>>2713277The design philosophy is that the irl horse was way more successful as a breeding stud than a racehorse so they went full flirty playboy Ikemen Joshi, thus the chest window fits her design
>>2713154On further testing, I might REALLY need prof
>>2713282Hmm... have you ever done McQueen glue runs? If so, then you may simply be cursed
>>2713277Fuji's outfit is based on a host uniform from specific cafes in japan for women because the horses stud career was prolific in producing progeny that were very successful despite only having 4 graded wins. The horse would often substitute if Agnes Tachyon was not available. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuji_Kiseki#Stud_recordHer bust is based on the chest muscles of the IRL horse so the window is based on a male showing his chest for female viewing. Her design theme is a flirty playboy but is a woman. I don't see the problem because everyone here would jump at the chance of a woman flirting with them.
>>2713293i'm slowly starting to become qrbroken
>fuji dresses inappropriately because he's a whore
OH YES GETTING 8 RANDOM MOOD DOWNS EVERY FUCKING RUN WASN'T ENOUGH THE FUCKING TISSUES NEED TO BE IN THE FUCKING GAME TOO
>>2713311>>2713311>>2713311>>2713311
>>2713311Yes Anon. Horses fuck other horses to make more horses so they can make people money. So a woman in a suit that flirts with women based on a male irl counter part will be on the table. Almost every horse in the franchise has fucked or been fucked by another horse.
Fuji's outfit should be less subtle
You people talk about Fuji way too much when she has like 1 or 2 fags at most
>tfw too stupid to access the qrd code
>>2713293Results. Thank you for scanning the QR.
>>2713320Ugly umas always have the most notorius fags
>>2713320Waifufags are the obsessed bunch I bet like 50% of the Fujiposts are by her loyal groupies. Nothing wrong about talking about your umas btw but I will always noooootice when discussion is genuine or forced by a few .
>>2713327So, like windy and OYM?
>>2713320I'm not a fag but in another world I would fag for her. There's plenty of umas that are up there for a lot of people, but not quite their favorite.
>*is the biggest gaslight in the game*
>>2713334She was great and I used her plenty. If you were a front yeah she sucked but for ends she was a nice addition to my 'eck.
>>2713320 personally quite like her character and I enjoy how I can use her in sprints now
>>2713334She would have been used heavily for Leo if we hadn't gotten Nunity
>>2713330I only made 2-3 Fujiposts ITT >t. Fujifag
>>2713334MANT came and went and now I realize I've never made a single guts build uma.
Does taiki ever let her hair down?
>>2713345she has her hair down in her Valentine's outfit but she also has a hat on
>>2713275Spoken like someone who's never seen Beginning of a New Era
You know I think it would be nice if my agemasen chains didn't finish in junior year. Just a thought.
How fucked am I, /v/ma?
>making a long TT sgolshi>all sparks are turf>making a med TT sgolshi>all sparks are long
>>2713210https://www.patreon.com/F4de/posts/daiwa-scarlet-137104107
>>2713330we cant talk about the characters now? im not a fujifag i just said i like her buttoned up
>>2713353Carat status? That's similar to mine and I'm looking good at 48k
>>2713361> I'm looking good at 48k
I got 52k and 65 tickets, bring my Tachyon
>>2713356Will these get me banned?
>first rate uma>first rate story>many toreinah's first MLB speed card>first rate power bonus basically Kitasan SR>first rate alt that inspires everyone to ganbare>parent for backliners>zero PR disasters>extremely cuteName a single flaw!
>>2713370Oh yeah no you're bricked son might as well just delete your account
>>2713353Why is a valentine's themed banner being released around early winter?
Agemasen cards make me unreasonably angry, how tf can I have a sprint S and turf S highroll and then that bitch fine decides not to laugh and my run is bricked
>>2713375Only the clear shave version
>>2713353
>>2713378Were time traveling. Fun thing, In blue archuve, valentines event started like a week ago as well
You really shouldnt get Rickey right now.She is only a dirter and parents arent as broken as to give her enough greens at the moment.She is a good selector umas, if you got Falcon.
PR is a retarded concept I have never once had my opinion of an Uma negatively impacted by anything anybody has ever posted.
>>2713392I'm f2p
>>2713385Crop your pictures. There's no need to show a blank fifth row.
>>2713392she gets a tenner and that's it
>>2713397I genuinely started hating windy after being indifferent to her because of the spamming faggot.
>>2713376She could be bigger and sluttier
>>2713397Not negatively no but I can't say that I haven't checked out someone or two myself if not for you retards
>>2713402Well you're an idiot then.
>>2713404Isn't King around the same size as Bourbon?
>>2713402You know that's the point right
My thing is there are 4 Dirt CMs between now and rickey being added to legend races, two of them are before you can selector her. So is it even worth it?
>>2713353You'll pity for Agnes 3 times to 2LB with no LH before spending the rest on Machan
>>2713376She can't cook water.
>>2713404>slop
>>2713406Well you're a retarded nigger then.
>>2713411that was a problem even before the guy started ritual posting
>>2713414do you really want to spend 30k to have a chance of getting 10 back
>>2713414Anon, "meta" umas are the biggest gaslight in the game. No uma will ever make back the rolling investment. You roll umas with your dick and/or heart.
>>2713414
>>2713428we are playing a gambling game
>oguri metaslaves on their way to ruin the pr of rickey
>>2713430is she chinese? does she talk with a funny chinese accent? if yes I will roll for her
>>2713430>No uma will ever make back the rolling investmentExcept the big 3 of course.
>>2713432>Seabee
>>2713432Is there a lore reason Taiki's twin sister Natsuki has a japanese name when she's american?
>>2713430>No uma will ever make back the rolling investment.>roll for fine motion>train her 4 times>wins Sagittarius thats a net positive for me
Feels good, big head was feeling like becoming a parent today.
>Do my 3 daily races>No storeExcuse me?
>>2713437>s.maruimmediately powercrept by v.bourbon>v.bourbonfront runner for non front runner mains>x. ogurilol, lmao even
>>2713432>Zion
>>2713441Looking good!
>>2713442Time to do 5 TT races! >>2713432New Year's Bubble!
>>2713428>>2713430Resources exist to be spent. Carats don't help you if you don't do anything with them.
I will not be rolling Rickey because I need Carats to pull my Wife's Grandmother
>>2713444>>2713446https://youtu.be/aegL4GV003w?t=51
Any rooms today?
>>2713432>not even A tier at any distancefuck Cygames
>>2713456only QR ones
>>2713432She is that good?
>>2713404Kingu is perfect as is, and her demure body fits her elegant self perfectly
>>2713459NoJaps are retarded and call every new release the 10/10/10 meta breaker
When is the CM? This edging is too much
>>2713422She can cook, actually
>>2713456909451509094515090945150Here, come to race.
>>2713462Registration is today so like....3 more days?
>>2713432Dotobros... we got too cocky
Who's a good parent to borrow for the Dirt CM?
>>2713472Depends on who you are running no?
>>2713472Angling, U=ma2, and Barcarole are the only green sparks worth mentioning.
>>2713472>>2712208
>>2713468I am quite shocked to see a second sprinter tama, holy based765934627659346276593462
>>2713472New tech: Biwa. >>2713441Her buffed unique is Pulse that triggers for top 4 (including 1st) in final corner or later. So front runners can use her too.
>>2713477Pump?Beyond?
>>2713481megane breeding
>>2713480Tama, Spe, Wedding Mayano, late Taishin, all can be good lates.
>>2713480Late surgers are so fucking cool425742904257429042574290>>2713489Oh yeah ik they're solid. It's just sprint G is not for the weak.
I am starting to get the hots for Tazuna, what do I do?
>>2713484Lates and ends performed really horrendously in Aries and Cancer 2 so I'm going to have to assume that's going to continue to be the case since they don't get anything new in particular.
>>2713496>buffed OYL>Leap Foward>Latch On>Pedal to the Metalyeah nothing new at all
>>2713495Methodically knock her hat off
>>2713496>since they don't get anything new in particularOYL got buffed so Lates might be usable?
>>2713493OVERCONFIDENCE IS A SLOW AND INSIDIOUS KILLER209305132093051320930513
>>2713464
>>2713496End XOguri was a nightmare in Cancer 2 and will be rocking u=ma2 + either pump or beyond.
>>2713506Tachyon is top 4. You don't run End XOguri when Tachyon is viable.
>>2713503By the time I get my team done there won't be any more rooms
>>2713503Close but no cigar600709836007098360070983
>>2713511>>2713503I'm just gonna let someone else race now,wont hog the spots.
>>2713509Why not? The only difference is consistency. An end oguri runs down a pace oguri.
how important is in high spirits for the sprint cm? say for example uma A has that, sprint S but 1250 spd while uma B has the white version, sprint S and 1300 speed
Daring Strike was a mistake.
>>2713515GL is front and pace dominant, ends have alot to catch up when running.
>>2713516Uma A. Carry over speed is really good
>>2713513A DECISIVE STRIKE!585837265858372658583726
>>2713509>Tachyon is top 4.It's actually 3rd and 4th places exactly.
>>2713516effectiveness of stats above 1200 is halved, this is a CM that is heavy on skills so S sprint with IHS is better
How in the world are there two separate toreinas both running Amazon and Akebono together?
>>2713524Not halved on greens, mind you. Greens are big
>>2713520My team v. 2.0 is on fire269199782691997826919978>>2713514If it's slow feel free to join more, I don't mind double dipping but I do want everyone to get a chance to test so I appreciate it.
>>2713525one of them is a doppelganger and the one who wins cm survives
>>2713532Goddamn neigha do you even lose
>get to 3rd place by the time last spurt happens>no budding so loseI just cannot get a run where Budding hits on the inspiration that isn't also dogshit in some other way
>>2713537He blowing his CM gamba streak on rando rooms anon
>>2713532A LATE START IS NO PROBLEM!751462197514621975146219>>2713537I don't plan to.
>>2713539Is it really gambling if he can consistently win?
So the new URA stamina skill is meta because it makes it easy to get cute blushing Uma, right?
Yeah sure "SprintCasino" but the same guy wins all the rooms, shove it up your ass I just fucking suck
>>2713539Luck isn't a finite resource.
>>2713542Alot of the wins are by head. Sprint is big gamba.
>>2713545It's only a casino if you run backliners.
>>2713546Yes it is, it's why you shouldn't do banner pull simulators
>>2713543Sorry, what?
>gonna have to remake the paces with guts Bakushinnot looking forward to the agemasens
>>2713540FEED ME MORE579994355799943557999435>>2713542Ultimately things like skill activation, accels and positioning are all RNG but the aim of a good build is to mitigate as much RNG as possible. Carryover and at least 0.6 accel is required to do well this CM.
cursed
>>2713545Last sprint CM was the casino because zero accels worked, can't say the same for this one
>>2713550If your uma gasses out you get a cute blushing uma
I really really really can't stand overconfident gloaters
>>2713550New stamina skill expends your stamina in the last spurt for a speed boost, if your Uma is gassed they blush.
>>2713559Watch this nigga be gone all throughout the next cm
>>2713559I second this, anon shouldnt gloat.
>>2713552ACK God do I hate doms290574462905744629057446
>>2713559You guys are so soft holy shit
>>2713452>my Wife's GrandmotherDo you mean this fat cow or Wonder Dean?
>>2713559What are you gonna do about it?
>>2713560>New stamina skill expends your stamina in the last spurt for a speed boostIf you run out of stamina while the skill is active to you slow down?
>>2713565IF LOSING WIN822951688229516882295168>>2713559If you're talking about me I'm just hamming it up for fun, don't take it personally cuz I appreciate running with you all.
>>2713568Seethe and get ragebaited because I can't match him
>>2713568I just [-] any post i slightly dislike.
>>2713572If you run out of stamina you die
>>2713573I don't but you are still better than me so it makes me angry
The Doms do nothing. They're just warm bodies that are better at getting out of the way than regular aces.
>>2713573AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY ACCELS224482372244823722448237
>>2713583Talking about double dom?
>>2713586Danchou.....
>>2713586I still haven't done her career despite her being meta for this CM as I fear I will be abducted by der/v/ the moment I select her
>>2713586It's okay her parents give you their blessing.
>>2713583Doms are good if you're running late surger aces with final corner overtake ults
>>2713585I must KNEEL to the empress 275140992751409927514099
>bwos woke up
>>2713599God damn y'all are joining fast
>>2713599Petal to the metal229460452294604522946045
>>2713607
>>2713602There are more and more of them every day in here, I don't recognize my /v/ma anymore
>>2713607this will be YOUR queen of /v/ma729301747293017472930174
>>2713611Look at the alternative and tell me you want to be there
>sprint CM in a nutshell
>>2713611Literally a single guy from ooma joined the rooms and he jobbed anyway bruh.
Do we really REALLY need sprint S to win?
>>2713612How much do you value NSM and Beeline burst?
Only going to host a few rooms because I'm bored153321141533211415332114
>>2713613Not him but the alternative is why we're supposed to be different from them in the first place.
>>2713621We are talking about the actual CM and not gooning here, pls. Its great.
>>2713621I hate to inform you of this but this is 4chan not a sekrit klub
>>2713618no, but it helps
>>2713612FAT FUCK!!!!606008276060082760600827>>2713619>NSMTerrible value for how expensive it is, only get it if you are swimming in SP. Nimble is more than enough for a bad gamble.>BeelineVery highly, straightaway skills are your late race velocity that keep you safe from huge last spurts or help you steal a win.
>>2713625Yeah CMs are great, I'm just saying.>>2713626Doesn't mean it has to be dump.
>>2713631There's nothing but gameplay discussion idk what you're on about
>>2713621>look into their thread>lewd imagespam and collective gooningIdk man, at least we are running rooms here and having a good time discussing the game. The presence of a few people that are on board with doing that doesn't bother me
>>27136296/9Please join desu neigh
>>2713636>Please join>Paste code>it's fullwhy do you keep doing this
I wonder how better Doto would perform if she had sprint S here. She's a sleeper pick for sprint in my opinion. Close match374170183741701837417018
>>2713633Brother, you're the one who brought up and framed the "alternative," as a negative. I basically just agreed with you.>>2713634Brother, whenever someone says anything bad about the state of /vg/ in a generalization, that obviously doesn't include the ones who come here and don't impede. You know this.
>>2713629That vega out of nowhere really spooked me294807762948077629480776I'll do three more, I'm hungry.>>2713636Eto....bad timing I guess?
>>2713641I just joined this room could you please gib feedback? I am struggling a lot for this CM (especially on fuji and curren)
>>2713641God fucking damn it nothing I try works i am always 7-9th
>>2713641Looks like I did it again!899664778996647789966477TWO (DOS) ((2)) MORE
>>2713643Use THAT
Why the fuck do Late starts even exist? they just want me to bash my head against a wall?
>>2713643Oh shit my bad bro, should've told me before cuz i skipped ahead to host the next room. I'll look at your umas and I'll write a post.
>>2713643>CurrenNeck and neck wont save you. Get groundworks + guts bakushin.Where are your unity skills? You should practice your statline and see how much skill points you can squeeze in.Fuji isnt a true meta uma and has spint A
Losing to pulse is going to be annoying for me this CM. Nice double podium to your Nishino and Oguri 256436992564369925643699
>>2713659I think you are talking about someone else's Curren bro>>2713656Thank you! ;__;
>>2713640Not trying to start anything either, but I do notice how it's always /uma/ bwos that get patriotically defensive about /vg/ being generalized and not /umaJP/. I think it's kinda funny.
>>2713666Thank you, Satan.
>>2713661where did everyone go...?3/9
>>2713676>fullEvery time
>>2713676Dota 2 tiebreakers
DANCHOU, THE OFFICER LET A /VG/ FAG IN
>>2713676>Start game>fullIT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>2713681AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Doing parents in URA feels fucking miserable, I'm pretty much perma locked into A+ so it's just shit parent after shit parent why the fuck does it have to feel so fucking miserable when Unity feels so good? It wouldn't be so bad if there weren't some decent skills to get but I'm beginning to feel like it's just not worth my limited time.
>>2713679how does this rotting corpse of a game still have a pro scene?
>>2713681It's time for a full club purge.
NISHINO HERO!>>2713678>>2713683You should always have the race list screen opened. Level up your irl dex, and catch this code!874307618743076187430761
>>2713694I can usually get in when I'm trying, it's more that the "slow room, please join" posts are hilariously effective
>>2713697I'll usually join them when they're posted if I already joined previously so I'm not THAT guy joining every room
>>2713650Good one princeLORD last one532811485328114853281148>>2713664Your Taiki is missing Pulse or another unique that helps her catch up late with velocity. NSM is a waste compared to picking up more mid-race skills I would take nimble instead. Gap closer is also a pretty weak skill, and she isn't running the groundwork package. Your Curren doesn't look bad at all in terms of stats or skills, but she's lacking acceleration to make up ground on this track. She already has Turbo Sprint built into her kit, so I'd strongly recommend at least picking up the white version. While I'm talking about her kit, Adored by All is definitely worth taking. None of your aces has Sprint S, which I consider very important. You're also not running enough races during dead or low-value turns to farm skill points. My aces usually end up with around 17 races. And one more thing, I don't think shrewd step is necessary if you're already running the Groundwork package. It's a nice skill to have, but once you have guaranteed acceleration, it's mostly redundant. Do you mind posting your Fuji? I accidentally skipped her cuz i clicked to host the next race.
>>2713700>Adored by All is definitely worth takingNTA but this is the first I'm hearing of it
why are the bronze/silver epithets always so much better and funnier than the gold ones?
>>2713694super close neck and neck with Nishino and Groove. Turns out Groove was made in MANT, really surprising!That's the last one I'm hosting. I'm going to attend to other work now. Thanks for joining everyone!
>>2713700I job these lobbies so fucking hard. Thanks for hosting
>>2713700You got me good right there buckaroo!Thank you all for coming. Hope you guys enjoyed the rooms. I can host some later when there are more peeps around.
>>2713703>-0.25 current speedit's a slightly worse dominator
>>2713706MANT Groove just keeps preforming pretty well, at this point I don't think I need to remake her in Unity over making Fine or Digitan stronger.
>>2713705It's sovl and whimsical
/v/ma now has TWO (2) spots open instead of THREE (3)!Rules are the same:>try to do a career a day (McQuits are okay but don't abuse them)>let us know if you'll be gone for more than 4 days>don't flatline for more than 4 days>trade shoes (ask first if you really need banners)>Wuv Yous and BBQs ARE mandatoryDrop an ID here if you're interested or apply at>570139754Please put /v/ in bio so we know you aren't a random, you can change it afterwards!
>>2713710I had to win a few without dominators after that comment
>>2713703Curren has two fast learner events so in a good ace run you'll be at a surplus of skill points, adored by all is dominator for every girl behind you so this will destroy the current speed of the girls that are in prime position to fire off their accels. I don't have her myself but I strongly recommend it from the winning currens I've studied.
>>2713707I don't even bother, like I only have SS and S+ umas. The moment I join rooms I'm gonna get laughed at.
>>2713700>>2713710here you go, my Fujis in general are all awful and I haven't gotten her to finish above 5th yet (and I've seen her win plenty in here so as my wife it sucks how I can't manage to do it yet), this is the "best" one I've managed to make. I'm gonna take the time to read your reply so I can answer better, ok?
>>2713714How the fuck did you manage to recruit someone
>>2713721Trust me no one really cares here, plus it's sprint and you can totally win occasionally
>>2713721This neigha has never gotten a UG rank just like me
>>2713724Danchou is very convincing.
>>2713724A /vg/ teiobro sent an invite
>>2713441>>2713481Thanks for the tip!
>>2713730Are you implying he trades sexual favors for joining the club?
My ggps are all ready for GL parent farming. I will run lates for CM17. XOguri and Rickey will not stop me. Be very afraid.
>>2713736What? No, he just threatens to feed them.Danchou is a whore but not that much of a whore.
>>2713740Stop the Chinese Mr XoG
>>2713742/v/ma is just his danchou's barely disguised fetishes
>>2713722This fuji is pretty close to great but you need one more corner skill to trigger THH more consistently and you need sprint S, run a few more races and try to get your guts a little bit higher and she'll be great.
>>2713749That's basically every /v/ma club.
>>2713755not oy neigh
>>271372123600245Join and I'll critique your aces. I promise not to bully.
>>2713615>RickeyNo that's Dirts
>>2713759They worship flatties.
>>2713750>try to get your guts a little bit higherNTA but what do you consider a good guts number
>>2713770600
>>2713766Not nearly enough flatties to appreciate
>>2713760>no one joined Rip
>>2713766We love flatties here.
DAILY SHOPS SHOULD NOT GIVE ME STAR POINTS ON UMAS I'VE ALREADY 5-STARRED
>>2713781more clover points for you
>>2713781Extra star shards should give you bond points desu
>>2713781Daily shops should also just spawn on your first 3 daily activities instead of the RNG bullshit that they are
>>2713785Extra sta->>2713787Thank you.
>>2713788Isn't that what goes on with jp?
>>2713760Maybe the bwos will join
>>2713792I don't know but back when I was really desperate for clocks when I was sitting at like 80 during MANT I was blowing through RP juice trying to get them to spawn it was ridiculous
>>2713785Does the clover shop ever gets update with good shit in the future? Thinking of using them for the pink tickets now that I've 5 starred a couple of umas
>>2713780I actually don't. Flatties do not deserve Uma rights.
>>2713781First time?
I don't buy star pieces from the daily shop unless they're a 3* Uma I don't own
Vodka isn't that flat.....
>>2713700>missing Pulse or another unique that helps her catch up late with velocityOk I could try to find a veteran with it for Taiki, I have much more trouble fitting Pulse into my other 2 since I need Taiki and Nishino, on that note, I don't know if you looked at my parents, would you recommend making a new Taiki parent? I am using a reheated Ace as one and I could probably make one better with Oguri as grandparent but I shouldn't be thinking about this shit now that registration is tonight, I didn't find the drive to play last week>more mid-race skills I would take nimble insteadI agree, but Aoharu gives me really bad midrace hints (hints in general sometimes I don't even get enough greens for GW and I have to cope).>Turbo Sprint or Adored by AllI know but Curren can barely run any extra races so I cannot afford that many golds i think, every time I want to run one of the G2 Sprints in Late Classic or Senior there are some juicy trainings that if I don't pick up I won't be able >Sprint SI had more Sprint S aces before, getting Sprint S is fucking me up I literally cannot get it at all, as my stats and skills improve pink sparks fuck me up constantly, I hate it, it makes me so mad and I cannot control it>not running enough racesHere is one of the biggest problems I have with NUnity, I struggle a lot with stats, those you saw are pretty much the highest stats I've gotten since the update dropped, I am always getting good rainbows during G1 or G2 turns and I cannot skip them, if I don't train that much I literally cannot cap them and they fall to SS or S+ level, I don't understand it but I suck at this mode despite being braindead easy>I don't think shrewd step is necessary if you're already running the Groundwork packageAre you sure? BFuji has it by default so it's not a problem but it would allow me to get a better Nishino parent without being forced to look for one with it and Head-On (although at this point I doubt there are any good ones left)
>go take a break from roomas and lock into a ace career where Bakushin doesn't agemasen me and I get Sprint S>come back to roomas being finishedfine I'll host some lateralso none of my other chains finished but that's why I'm using Ballroom Fuji.
>>2713803I don't think the clover shop ever gets updated
>13 sprint sparks>2 pace chaser sparks>pace chaser sparks proc in both insposREALLY NEIGHA?
>>2713750Like I said in my other post, getting good hints and Sprint S in this mode is fucking me up, I am glad to hear that she is close to good but her results haven't reflected that, she is jobbing constantly and it makes me so sad to see her lose like that, same thing with the races, if I race 3-4 turns more I will not be able to cap stats, especially power I struggle a lot with power and guts, because guts training seems like a waste so I cannot get 600 guts either
Remember Anon, Event Missions are always right under your nose
>>2713809>that if I don't pick up I won't be able to get my stats as highWhy the fuck did i not finish that sentence
If I had a nickel for every time I lost because she takes the outside lane on the final corner I'd honestly have at least $3
>>2713821@BarbinGPT is this true?
>>2713821>check under my nose>no event missions
Can Solshi's ult prematurely proc a late race accel?
Let's make one thing clear once and for all:Bobo>Barbin
>>2713829yeppers
>>2713830ITS BOURBON NOT BARBIN NOT BOBO
berben
>>2713830Consider Borbon
I could never love a heartless machine
it's bubon, as in plague
>join 5 public lobbies>win 5/5that is the first time I've done that in 400+ public lobbies run this CM
>>2713808Vodka would say this.
>>2713842That would make a cool Sith title.Darth Bubon.
>>2713842
I love agnes
SURELY (you) don't look down on regionals, right?
>>2713858I only look down on d*rt.
what is SHE doing here? What is an "indiscriminate pampering spree"?
>>2713870Meanwhile I still want to know what Bamboo Memory and Bakushin do together that's so weird that Tama is freaked out.
What's orange and sounds like pigeon?
>>2713871sex
>>2713873
>>2713856she and sweepo nearly kidnapped me
>>2713830The Clankler
How front heavy will the dirt CM be?
>>2713872your mom
>>2713878Saved by the q/vm/een!
>>2713872
>>2713884The q/veem/!
>>2713888The /BEE/m!
>>2713892Le discord girl!
>>2713892>obsessed with India>co-opted by a pagpag youtube e-celebVivlos... had a hard life...
What do I need to do to get commander spechan again?
>>2713895>Dubai>"India"Tojo... Your geography class...
>>2713895She has her fanbase
>>2713896>put sirius in a deck>play any career with it>spam all dates>kill the career ASAP>buy the best in japan skill you get at the end of its chain>use this uma as the inspiration during the arima race at the end of the story
>>2713896in main story part 2, select a veteran that learned the Best in Japan skill from the Team Sirius card as inspiration for the last race
>>2713896Finish a career with your uma possessing the 'Best In Japan' skill, which is the Team Sirius group card gold skill. Then you inspire story Spe using that uma for the Arima Kinen race at the end of part one.
>>2713896get the team sirius card, get the skill, and then use that uma as inspiration in the arima kinen racenote: does anyone know where this was posted? im curious because the layout looks the same as the posts on fitgirl site
>>2713896Accept 日本 as the world's number one superpower in your heart and mind and denounce your citizenship
I found a Creek drawfag.
>>2713907More like aifag
>>2713909art is art you retarded luddite
>>2713909yup, we HATE Ai here!
>>2713443What kind of nonsense cope is this? S. Maru and V. Bourbon have been busted in practically every CM excluding ONE sprint. People who pretend like V. Bourbon is somehow weak are genuinely pants on head retarded. She's one of the most busted characters in the game and front mains DO run her with much success. She's often one of the highest performing, just pure nonsense.
>>2713909What makes you think it's AI?
>>2713913Pagpag detected
>>2713913and shit art is shit art retard
>>2713443>Jul 2026>still trying to force the maruzen rugpull memezozzle
>>2713914Consider this peace offering.
>>2713925I'LL NEVER M->fihAccepted!
>>2713917Falseflag or plain retarded
>>2713917Not him but look at those Nosferatu fingers.
>>2713925I thought the fish was just a good shop, which future scenario has fishing?
>>2713937The "sex with Ai while both of you are stuck alone on a deserted island" scenario
>>2713896So why did Karen think Spe should die?
>>2713940Mecha Umamusume one?
>>2713947envy
>>2713947It's natural for the weak to die off
>>2713947Curren just gets jealous like that
>play Inari One career for the first time>in her slacker event she goes to watch Rakugo comedy>"huh, whats that">inari says that its better to see for yourself>actually spend about 10 minutes watching it on youtubei got afflicted with Slacker IRL as well it seems...oh, here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBeRUDn1eTI
Curren #hard #mogs special week though. #nodiff
>>2713954watch Akanebanashi
I have my anti-Curren spray handy whenever I go scout for new trainees.
I pulled Curren a few months ago or something because I completely forgot I had her, she is literally never used for anything other than fap material
>>2713954It's basically Japanese stand up. Go watch Joshiraku.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-deHRzr9hZg
>>2713961Stand-up would be manzai, no?
CASINO DRIVE WHEN
>>2713966I still remember that post talking about Lucky Lilac and her torena
>>2713961You will NEVER be japanese enough to understand Joshiraku btw.
>>2713936Yes. Some humies are bad at drawing fingers so get a grip before you call out clanking. They're notoriously hard to grasp and can be quite the handful in terms of perspective. Could you point out what about the fingers seemed so out of reach of mortal touch that you felt posting the picture was out of hand here?
>>2713966Manzai is very specific set up with two people. Rakugo is usually one person alone on a stage.
>>2713971>You will NEVER be japanese enough to understand Joshiraku btw.Watashi tanomu to differ, gaijin.
>>2713973No.
>>2713971Yes you can! Just watch lots of Kurosawa!
Inari's career is fun. did anyone careerdump it? i might keep posting funny moments if thats not the case. seems to late to start posting story stuff
>>2713976>Grass Wonder is immunized against all dangers. One may call her a gaijin, ass wonder, LARPer, american. It all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But give her a meal and you will be astonished at how she munches, how hungry she is, how she suddenly digs in: "I’ve been found out"
Chiyo, you blind bitch, that says New Year's banquet
>>2713973>handsIts what you do when you want to mog other animatorshttps://youtu.be/fsxCIkN7Zy8
>>2713982We haven't gotten a career dump since muteki
>>2713936I think its AI too but damn...I draw nosferatu fingers that shit is hard
>>2713991>we haven't gotten a career dump since *the last time i did ithuh? did noone post Shakur or Palmer? i swear i thought i saw some posts...uhh... Will someone post Rickey's? im too dry for hers.
>>2713998Oh maybe I was not around then, that was when I was peak MANTbroken
>>2713991One of these?https://youtu.be/lHbm01F_SLA
>>2713998Someone also posted bits of Bamboo's career
>>2714002yup, just people posting bits and moments from the story/career on an uma. see Muteki's dumpy, starting at https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2377660/#q2378101
>>2713936For me it's the background and coloring but Creek herself doesn't look like AI art
Next OP better be a Marvy pic or the baker WILL be getting sent to the Marvelous Dimension for 72 hours.
>>2714014>sex with marvy for three daysDoesn't sound too bad
Do you think most umas get their driving licence?
this CM is mindbreaking me when it was supposed to be easy as shit
>>2714020Who is Maruzensky
>>2714020Why do horses need to drive?
>>2714023Aside from that one
>>2714018witlet I'm afraid
>>2714020America scenario umas? YesJapan umamusume? Of course not
>>2714021This CM is much much worse compared to the old sprint,and that one was gamba too. Dont expect to win finals even if you get consistent umas.
>>2714025Cars are faster and can go distances a hundreds times longer
>>2714018stronk
>>2713961Man I watched this shit when it aired... FOURTEEN YEARS AGO WHAT THE FUCK
>>2714031Where would a horse need to go?
BREAD NOW!!!!!!or i'll just use catbox for nowcheck this! https://files.catbox.moe/32m89i.png
>>2714018>Frontwho let bro cook
>>2714035The horseshoe store
>>2714026Palmer also has one as (you) buy her a car at the end of her career.
>>2714038But torena can just do that for me.
>>2713973...all these puns, lost. Like tears, in rain.
>>2714039>(you) buy her a car at the end of her careerWhat the fuck? I'm not made of money
>>2714039I do what now? I don't remember being her dad.
>>2714039is that how Mejiro's came to wealth, extortion?
>>2714039NO MY $PAMA (and my wallet)
>>2714039WHAT THE FUCK? SINCE WHEN AM I RICH?
>>2714048>I don't remember being her dad.Imagine how cucked being the father of an umamusume is. You raise your daughter for 16 years only for her to look up to another man and have HIM buy her a car.
It's almost time for flatliners to go extincthttps://litter.catbox.moe/iaa0chjpdbw892mt.jpg
>>2714039My credit score.....
>>2714030I don't expect to win finals.My only goal every CM is to make it to A finals in the first place.
>>2714057Wow! Our drawfags are so talented
>>2714053The Mejiro pay their employees well. https://files.catbox.moe/j5cmal.jpg
>>2714057>sloppa
I shall bake at noon.
seeing sloppa being posted here lowkey motivates me to finish my own drawshit ahah>>2714064b-but its 9PM...
>>2714062you fucking chuds call everything sloppa
>>2714064It's 1pm though
Fuck off scatjeet
>>2714061But I thought Pamma was the black sheep, she's not even with the Mejiros at Mejiro state in S2 of the anime
>>2714064>i shall bake in 15hthat´s very nice of you
Golshi time!https://litter.catbox.moe/1m23v1zb231xh9th.jpg
>no imagesFUCKhttps://files.catbox.moe/iwoif9.pngthats not that good as an inherit, right? Inari one seems to be easy to affinitymax though...
>>2714078>>2714078>>2714078MOVEFUCK I forgot to do the previous.
>>2714079Sorry it's not what you are asking but ult translations lately seem retarded and worse than before
>>2714083That fun race was also done yesterday
Gokigen Windy
Kill yourself windyfaggot.
>>2714008>>2714094Well, good to know who you are now.
>>2714008Ok thanks for making it so easy
Denied, faggot.
>>2714039>Palmer forces you into a seven year car loan>totals it 2 weeks after getting it and asks for anotherNo...
+1 singular PR point to Ai
