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This thread is ass
Was kinda bored. Here.
To the anons who actively join rooms, do I want a Runaway Suzuka + Front, or Regular Suzuka + Front?
>>2858908Regular, Runaways are ass
Child wife in the foreground, adult wife ordering us happy meals in the background
>>2858906LEL
>>2858912
>>2858908Dont run a runaway with your front, regular. Dont run triple front
Unpopular opinion but I like GL
>>2858910>>2858919Thanks anons, I guess I'll run regular Suzuka + some random front
>>2858827Ask that question at your own peril.
>>2858920So do I but I get why a person could dislike it, though how much of it is skill issue or bad luck I can't say.
>>2858920I think it should have MORE RNG
Am I irreparably fucked if I haven't started making Aces?
>make a pretty passable grandparent>time for the final phase, THE PARENT>check out umadb,chrono, and moe for a borrow for the other grandparent>looking for basically any 3* blue on the parent stuffed with as much typical frontslop as possible>the options... suck assAm I ahead of the curve or something? I thought by now with all the LOOOOPing there would be awesome shit to borrow, 90% of this is older shit from MANT, barely anything new
>>2858926I hope you've been making two parents and not just slacking
>>2858926Your account is forfeit, hand it over
>>2858899Lil mistake OP, didn't update the previous.>>2856358No biggie just for people who wanna backread
>>2858920the problem was giving players a taste of unity2 before it releasedIf we went from MANT straight to GL everyone woulda loved it, but unity2 is the easiest scenario in all of uma musume: pretty derby (even easier than all future JP scenarios) and of course everyone is gonna worship an easy scenario
>>2858917Ironically I don't have the wife version of her
>>2858926Not really. Its a mile, you can make aces in 2-3 days
>>2858928My parents suck, but I have to stop, I just never have time to play manually and I've fucked myself over for this CM, I will not reach it in time and I will not have rooms, I am a proven failure once again
>>2858920i havent done a single mile run yet but i bet running 2spd 3 wit hits like pure sexium concentrate
>>2858932My wives, ishalah
>>2858926i won dirtslop with aces i made literally the day cm startedjust highroll lmao
>>2858931I didnt really get the scenario until I had to rewrite my brain to abandon my MANT habits. Started getting much better runs lately but man, it was a struggle.
>>2858935>2spd 3 witYes. It's fucking GREAT!!!!!
>>2858937Groove looks so much smaller here
>followers>998Jesus
>unity2you click wit until you see a bubble and click the bubble>GL you click speed or click on big hag tittiesYa'll are slow in the brain. ya'hear? A bit retahded, ya'll got maybe the T'ISM
>>2858927Yes you are ahead of the curve to an extent. Just by posting here you're in the upper percentage of uma players
>>2858927>any 3* blue on the parent stuffed with as much typical frontslop as possibleMost of the time people will settle for 2* blue or the ideal GP you're looking for is already maxed out on followers.You might not like it, but I would recommend lurking around loopacord for GP/GGPs.
>>2858931Do we never get another super easy scenario?L'arc and GM have a bunch of bullshit too?
>>2858951Unfortunately I don't even know what loopacord is, I only use discord to chat with a few old friends and gather giant titty pictures
>>2858952Grand Live is a "super easy scenario". You don't really have to think about it, just play 50 ace runs every day and eventually you'll luck in to a career where the stars align perfectly
>>2858952GM is complicated but consistent from what i hear. And L'Arc is super easy and fast cuz it ends pretty much in classic year iirc.Also, nice mambos
>>2858952Mambo should be bigger and sluttier
>>2858958I'm sorry, but no, trying 50 times for something IMMEDIATELY disqualifies what you said, that is objectively not an easy scenario you could make an ace for any track in unity2 3 tries or less
Did i miss the pakalive?
Newma figgies!
>>2858963NTA but besides that statement being hyperbole. Nunity has the blessing of only relevant for a sprint. Which benefits greatly from the click wit scenario
>>2858965Pre orders when
>>2858967it pukes so much free stats on you that you really could make aces for anything thoughI spruced up my whole TT team during that time and even making longsloppers was easy-peasy, where as building even medium umas in GL makes you want to rip off your fingernails (God forbid if this scenario had a REAL longslop)
I love fuku wit so much bros
>>2858963It really isn't RNG outside of hunting for Distance S and important skills but that's normal for any scenario desu
>>2858969>(God forbid if this scenario had a REAL longslop)A part of me now wishes we had the rainy 3200m Tenno Sho during GL just for the shitshow
I'm honestly glad ramonu is the next "must get" cardI am fucking tired of fine motion and never want to ever use a card below 50 prio ever again
>>2858972NTA but nah, it is pretty RNG. Though I'm learning to play around it it's still got a lot more layers of RNG than the others.
>>2858975>club member had 100 percent winrate on that oneWhat a CM
>>2858969You will run 2 speed 1 stam 2 wit light hello and you will like it
>>2858970Never mind, bitch agemasened me out of +3 right handed hints
>>2858968They just got announced so probably next year
>>2858980I mean yeah grats on the super omega giga highrollno one was arguing about the highs of GL, if you highroll in this scenario you high roll stupidly hard
>>2858979What. Ain't no way
>>2858980Yea, for TT long I just accepted that I'm not gonna run anyone who doesn't have a built in gold heal that I can throw alongside Maestro and call it good with 900ish stam. God bless Biwa having 2 gold heals in her base form for making it even easier
Can I run festival rudolph in the next CM?I know she was mega-shitty in the mile because of her unique timing, is it better in the medium?
>>2858965my oshi LoY
Is there a way to stop gosling when light hello is on my screen
>>2858937Bridal Curren is so fucking sex
>>2858989Honestly she's not that bad, and yeah you can run her but>pace
>>2858985Group B, double stamina debuffer + Creek ace.
when loopan for an actual GP/P, do I bother doing a setup for 1100 in a stat or just stack cards to give me as many good hints as possible (as long as I get SS) ?I wanted to get 1100 stam on this parent but it seems really fucking annoying to use all these cards with 0 good skills and riko (who has NO skills except her useless gold)
>>2858993what's her appeal?
>>2858972>get great inspo>needed songs never show up>get every good song as soon as they're available >worst inspos of all time>get both>hag never shows up to give you points to buy them and rainbows all die on their way back to their home planetThere's 99 out of 100 of your GL runs, repeat two more times for the rest of your CM team and now do it again in 3 weeks. And people wonder why debuffers are so common now
>>2858997>group BWhat i meant was the...ungraded league? With B umas?
>>2858996>greentexting the game's current best runner type
>>2858972>Shit songs fed to me to drain tokens needed for good songs>Good song is finally here and trainings don't want to give me tokensYeah totally not RNG at all. Fuck off.
>>2858977I don't feel it's that much more RNGIn MANT I'd randomly get Bricked because I lose the early Mile races Here I get bricked because I don't get the SP songs early enough.Skills are way harder to get so I reset at insprations more often but the people struggling with hitting the statline are playing wrong or have an ass deck/parents
>>2859001big tits, affectionate, wide hips, lovely voice, feels attainable/realistic, would be fun to hang out with but also to have sex withseems like great wife material to me
Finemo you got two FL events, give me one!
>>2858998If you're already going for a GP, that implies your loopas are already good enough. Go for 1100 stamina instead of skills
>>2859007Best wife material is Ryan and unironically Shakur. Boy umas are comfy umas.
>>2859006>people struggling with hitting the statline are playing wrongSorry the game never gives me the good songs until it's four songs deep per concert and has sucked all my coins>or have an ass deckSorry my Kitasan and Tachyon never want to be on speed after I hit 1200>parentsSorry I haven't hit the RNG to have decent parents.
>>2859006That....ill actually agree with, I don't think it's more RNG than MANT was, I think it's just because the highrolls and the lowrolls are a lot more drastic in the gap.
>>2859011BasedBoys(female umas) are so good it's unreal
>>2859011kind of impressedyou might have the shittiest taste in this entire thread, like actually genuinely impressively bad taste
>>2859001
>>2859007>a woman with giant tits, wide hips, and generally beautiful looks exploding with femininity is "attainable and realistic" just because she likes drinking Anon...
>>2859020And she is right next to you, constantly interacting with you because you are coworkersThat's the main part. Beautiful women don't fall out of the sky to interact with (You), there needs to be a reason, and the reason is work.
>>2859014>Sorry the game never gives me the good songs until it's four songs deep per concert and has sucked all my coinsThis isn't happening every single run though is the thing, not saying its something you do personally but ill see anons post a screenshot of a perfectly avoidable scenario or a perfectly good thing (example: having a +1 wit song in shop and claiming they're bricked) while not seeing the path to victory, so I do kinda understand the skill issue narrative.
>>2859011>>2859016Thoughts on this boy (girl)?
Light Hello is a used goods drunken WHORE
>>2859014gettng 10 TE instead of 15 during the 1st year isn't bricking your runNot instantly getting the +2 SP song in the 2nd year isn't bricking your runNot instantly getting the +3 SP song in the 1st Summer isn't bricking your run
>>2859017Ryan>gymbro uma with self-esteem issues Shakur>individualist survivalist uma that opens up if you stand by her>literally lies to cops for youWhats not to like?
>>2859021I wish I had a beautiful co-worker... they're all old and grumpy with political comics on their desktops...
>>2859023>>2859027Okay, and what about all the non rainbows that have me having a constant stream of Shichi's that look like this?
>>2859025Isn't she angst prime? Teenager me would write some fucking bullshit about her
>>2859027Not getting any good rainbows in summer isn't bricking your run6 mood downs per year isn't bricking your run
>>2859034She's pure saviorfag material
>>2859035>Not getting any good rainbows in summer isn't bricking your runThis but unironically
>finally got the mejiro ryan fan club titleso it begins...
>>2859038the game literally has a saviorfag bait uma already
>>2859035This one failed 10 percent summer speed training twice in a row and didnt get SP in the first year
>>2859033That's called not knowing what you're doing >>2859035Record your 5 borrows and show me your 6 mood downs and Rainbowless Summers in all of them
>>2859038I'm sure people will come around her when she releases. Plus you know how people here love putting more boyish umas into super girly and frilly outfits. I'm sure she'll get some fans.
What's wrong with saviorfag?
>>2859033The deck is good and the stats are almost good desu, I think something HAS to be going wrong because you have the deck for an UF. By any chance do you have a recording of a run?
>>2859044>That's called not knowing what you're doingFuck off you dumb nigger. I know exactly what I'm doing, clicking on non fucking rainbows you dumb turbo nigger retard. Don't respond to me again, better yet fuck off and kill yourself.
>>2859043>stamlet>skilllet
>>2859007
>>2859049uh oh shitter melty
>>2859051cafe is also peak wife material even if her body is the opposite of LH's
>>2859048>I think something HAS to be going wrongYes. They don't rainbow.
>>2859050Its an UF TT built pasa with a shit summer. Git gud.
>>2859042Her career barely has anything to do with her condition though, she's super competitive and wants to make her mark in history despite potentially never being able to race again. I'd say you get more "dealing with the uma's physical well-being" in the first half of Cafe's career.KS is one race away from simply keeling over on the spot.
>>2859049Based response. But idk man, hitting SS with that insane deck means something is prob going wrong. Have you checked your parents? Any compatibility issue you might be overlooking
>>2859054No rainbows with that deck is insane. I think you need to do the luck resetting ritual
Oh god please no "Boyuma" fags here too I had to swear off /vg/ because of those people alreadyYou people already ruined 40% of the umas in later umaJP, god I hate boyfags
1 more hour until newmas
>>2859034You're thinking of one of the other bluemas, Admire Groove. K.S. is much more of a tragic figure.
>>2859062Why do you hate tomboys anon. Were you bullied by one that had a crush on you?
>>2859033>That deck>Those statsGenuine skill issue.
>>2859062It's a complete boyuma victory, I'm afraid.
Fine my dear, why are you happy with that shit ass inspiration
>>2859062>/vg/ mentioned
>>2859066Nope, can pretty confidently say no female on planet earth has ever had a crush on me since I tried to shoot my shot with anyone who I thought gave any kind of signOh wait, I wasn't the person you were talking to...
>>2859055I can shit out bloated rank TT aces as well as any other retard, the struggle to make a competent CM ace is a completely different ballgame and you know it. Not going a shit about inspirations already takes out 75% of the stress of a run.
>>2859062I don't care for boyumas or newmas or oldmas or any -mas.All girls MUST have sex with me
>>2859058My own parents largely suck, but it wasn't an issue for my Yeppers to actually be halfway decent. This bitch Shichi simply refuses to have a good run. Genuinely as soon as it hits the 1200 speed Kitasan and Tachyon decide to fuck off and do anything other than train speed which hurts even more because the gains are obviously halved. Decent wit runs have largely been non existent during this as well. It's not been an issue anywhere else, I've gone the full range of shit here, Shichi just doesn't want to be good.
>>2859033Lel, beaten by clankers
>>2859062
is endcloser xog really that good in the medium CM? There's no more lightning surge there, or do accel options just kinda suck in general for it?
>>2859075Yeah, you look like you know what you're doing. I have no idea how gold city is being such a bitch to you.It's time to do the luck cleaning ritual anon.....a sacrifice to Rickey.
>>2859062I don't care for those umas. I only like mature american women
>>2859076Not really, but this one is a drooling retard because lol solo Neicha and also the dumb bitch Ruby didn't finish her chain. There is always something wrong.
>>2859085I think Gold City might fucking hate you.
>>2859083She's not that big, also torpedo tits are kinda ugly
>>2859089She will learn to WUV him
I'm going to go do a JP run and cool down while looking at Fusapan tits.
>>2859084why does suzuka get dragged into so much idolslop if she hates itat least bourbon lowkey likes it
>>2859088I miss when these were just blatant bullshit but now they probably just wait for hakuraku data and form their opinion based on that
>>2859085Youre definitely doing something wrong there.I didnt even grind aces for CM yet.
>>2859092Based.
>>2859089She probably does, even after I used a paid selector on her.
>>2859088what's up with all the spechan gaslights lately?all the ones I see in rooms just choke
>>2859095Well the anon posted some of his other umas and they all looked great. I think gold city is just in an incredibly, extraordinarily bad mood with that anon
>>2859095You are ignoring other shit I've posted just to try and be a smart ass. >>2859075
>>2859098Trust me anon. TRUST ME ON THIS. Do another run, but NOT with gold city but another late surger. Make sure to have fun on it. This will make her incredibly fucking jealous and you'll have your ace.Trust me
>>2859080I think it's half XOguri not needing to care as much about Stamina as everyone else and half strong accel optionPaces will actually have Straight/Determined Descent + potential for Solid Strike's carryover and accel into Late Race but I can understand the second one being inconsistent, and regular Lates/Ends have Pump as always and MPB works there tooPremature to make any calls most likely
>>2859104This anon is onto something.
>>2859105>>2859080does spurt work in the medium CM? I know it only half-works in the mle
The deck analysis results are in.When it comes to Anon E Moose.....You are NOT the bricked.
>>2859104Later, I need to cool off.
>>2859113Hey hey, do what you need to do. Wuv you and lets hope gold city stops being a cunt
>>2859108Not even remotely in the range of working, thankfully you got Steampunk Taishin right?
>>2859108Spurt typically doesn't work in mediums due to accel zones being in corners 3 or 4 iirc
this game is confusign as fuckstraightaway spurt was just that "omega overpowered" move back in the day, it worked in EVERY SINGLE CMNow suddenly it like, doesn't
Who's ready for /ourguy/
>>2859124Every CM is different.
>>2859127I need to see him tortured
>>2859128I wish every CM was done on Tokyo 2400
How do you feel about the goat of uma musume
>>2859134I am very fond of her
>>2859134Nepobaby.
>>2859134Jobs to Finger
>>2859085WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! ANON!!!!! I see something that's bricking your runs. Don't use Natie if you already have OYL in kit. Use fine motion
>>2859134WAKU WAKU!!!!! SHE IS VERY STRONG!!!! I WANT TO FIGHT HER
Imagine a world where chains were guaranteed to finish
>>2859147Just buy the chain up songs!
>Clearing up space on my followers list>Gold City Fan club: last log in 94 days ago>profile just says: gold city save me from mant
>Look at that subtle off-meta soulful team. The tasteful style composition of it. Oh my god, it even has an oshipick
>>2859141I've done runs with solo FineMo, I've done them with CB too. They always end up the roughly the same. >>2858611 I posted this last thread, legitimately the best wit run I've had with her but as you can see the speed still just gave up on training at all.
>>2859151...Now let's see der/v/'s club card
My Suzuka ace project finally lined up all the stars. It felt like getting Mile S/groundwork/speed/power/wit/stamina and event chains finishing was impossibly but today it happened.
>>2859153Your next run will be the run, I am sacrificing the luck of mt next 5 runs and transferring it to (You)
>>2859088Recommending NN over CB for Whales as a stat stick has me giggling
>>2859062Yeah it's getting annoying.>teehee I get to say I like BOYS without being gay!Just call them tomboys you wannabe faggots.
>>2859163Personally I've never seen the term "boyuma" used. But I like them. I think, is seiun one?
>>2859159>runawayAnon...
>>2859159Where the rooma at
>>2859165NTA but runaways CAN win
>>2859159>See Ya Later>On RunawaySlight problem with that is that it only procs if someone's on your ass, and if someone's on Suzuka's ass it's another Oonige and she's gonna die. So kind of a waste of SP. Asides from that, lookin good
>>2859169Not necessarily, cracked fronts can overtake runaways.
>>2859165There's a crazy guy winning rooms with a runaway team. There are some runaway suzukas with decent win rates out there, but they are very rare
>>2859168>>2859171Yeah but why not just save the SP while increasing her potential WR
>>2859169Strong mid-game fronts can often creep up on a runaway, it's crucial you get See Ya Later proc then and create enough of a gap to activate Suzu's unique. Otherwise she will get lapped.
>>2859164Nobody says boyuma, it's just those neighas that keep saying 'I love boys' and trying to force /vg/ memes here.Also no, Seiun is just a cute lazy girl.
>>2859159>see ya later on runaway
>>2859134What makes her a yagimusume? The ears?
>>2859176Ah fair fair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=604WzTEF4is11 minutes until Mr. Cleat is boiled alive, get your drinks and go take a piss now
>>2859176We had "I love boys" posting over Taishin back on /v/ though
>>2859160>Fuku as FuruhataNo. Maya would be Furuhata if anyone. I'm guessing Tachyon is meant to be Columbo. Who's McQueen supposed to be?
>>2859180The lucky color of tonight are red, black and blue. You know what to do about mr cleat, beat him until he looks VERY lucky
>>2859170>>2859175I suppose so but I feel that'd still be better invested in more generic mid race stuff like say tail held high, or end race like firm resolve but what the hell do I know
>>2859163>Just call them tomboys
>>2859184Notice how it stopped for a long time and notice how people are talking about how annoying it's getting now that it's back.
>>2859187I literally didn't have any other mid-race skills to choose from.
>>2859184I do fucking LOVE Narita Taishin because she is in fact a very cute girl.
>>2859062>>2859195Just convert boyumas into girlumas
>>2859195Why does she wear cleats around her neck
>>2859198Cute girls love chokers
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:MR CLEAT'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING TRAINEE. THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS CLEAT FUCKING METALLIC DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING TRAINEE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "これほど大きい" AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING".SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY 4CHAN DOT COM: MR CLEAT, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS CARAT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL POINT, NO BUMPS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO SASHES AND A PARFAIT.
>>2859200It sounds extremely unsafe
>>2859195>choker>wears pink>exposed midriff>shows leg>neighas see this and think it's a boy
>>2859201basedburn that cleat fag alive!!!
>>2859184/v/ma have been taken over by /vg/ apparently
>>2859200Back in my day we had a saying about girls that wore chokers.
>>2859124It didn't work on every cm, spurt's effectiveness always depended on the track. You can use the umalator to test this stuff
>>2859208KOREANBROS DON'T LOOK
>>2859208Taken over by /vg/ for......extremely ancient posts from /v/?
>>2859206Being flatchested means man
NEWMAS DETECTED ON /V/MARICAN SOIL LETHAL FORCE ENGAGE.
ITS TIME
>>2859214Listen neigha, you can pretend you don't know what he means all you want, but the bottom line is just ease up on forcing your faux gayness memes and everything will be coolio.
AYO GET THESE SPRINTARDS OUTTA HERE
OUR HEROES!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2859217>Zero Results Holy shit did you make this? This is fuckin awesome
THE STRONGEST RACISTS
A HERO ARRIVES TO THE SCENE
Now that's a hero
>>2859227no headpats for you
Share the link neighas
Someone get this fucking DONKEY OFF MY SCREEN I CAME FOR HORSES
>>2859234>>2859180
This song kinda slaps
>>2859226What? no, I downloaded it somewhere, it's weird you didn't find it any matches, now I don't even know where I got it from lel
>>2859240I want more of it. Album covers are cool as hell.
Where the girls at
>>2859245I don't care about the girls, where are the jockeys?
>>2859243nta but here's what I consider probably the most impressive piece of OC to come out of /v/ma. No idea if the anon who did it is still around.
>>2859194Completely fair then. I've been having the opposite problem with my fronts where I don't have enough SP to get everything I want. Considering switching out Kitasan for Tachyon for the SP bonus, but I like Curvature...
>>2859248>No idea if the anon who did it is still around.Yeah he is, why do you neighas always assume everyone leaves after posting anything.
>>2859243THIS was OC made by an anon here and one of the coolest pieces I've seen. It looks great and I love it, I am still not over his passing
>mile S>25% friendship bonus before second summer
>>2859245please enjoy your 30 minutes of waiting room advertisements before your advertisement begins
Im about to start crying cuz I know tacto wont be playable
>>2859250Not him but neigha we've had people dropping like flies for the past few months, it's understandable.
>>2859252Kavinsky fuckin died?
>>2859255Can you at least pretend you have faith or have you been ground into the dirt too much?
>>2859259Two notable guys left man (both from oy neigh too, RIP) and we had a big influx of peiple. Yall exaggerate too much.
>>2859260bro...
>tfw will never watch a pakalive stream
>>2859260Dude, he died on the 28th of July of this year, found dead in his apartment at 50, it fucking broke me ;__; his music meant a lot
>>2859266>he doesn't wanna shit on mr cleat
>>2859269I don't wanna think about that abomination
>Yall
>>2859263Dude we've had plenty of people leave due to mant, it's a completely normal assumption to have.
>>2859271Yeah, yall?
>>2858750wake up trainer, pakatube in 15 min
>>2859269Shitting on Mr. Cleat is lame. I think he's cool!
>>2859276>Rice HERONani?
>>2859276I wonder what it's like to be able to eat raw eggs comfortably.
>>2859276Imposter, Rice eats bread for breakfast
>*saves uma musume*
>>2859276When I went to sleep because you told me the G1 race was in 50 minutes not only did nobody wake me up but you lied to me and it was way sooner
>>2859281Is that actually Tazuna's VA?
I want that Satono Crown onsen sex figure
>>2859283Yes, she was in the previous pakalive, she is kinda hot
JOBxina
Why is BEEblos' sister giving me gifts?
What is gentildonna's victim doing on stream
What is this disgusting creature and why is it hanging out with my girls?
I've been playing since global released and never did a single parent runI've been living out of scraps, but now with GL I'm paying my insolence and I've no idea where or how to start
>>2859292That's the Wuv You kaiju.
Yesterday there were thousands of toreinas in Tracen Academy. Today...Not so many. The only people left on the rooms are the sort that enjoy chaos. Metafags...Third-Rates...and worse. Not enough good people left to stop them. It took just 24 hours for us to lose control of the thread. Tonight, /v/ma's relying on one man to save us all.
I fucking love this song.
>>2859295Mr Sheed!
>>2859293What style first of all
>>2859293Tell me what style/styles you're interested running and i'll tell you what skills and parents to prioritize and how
HURRY THE FUCK UP I WANT TO SLEEP
>>2859292That's the new uma, Gokai Geio
>>2859302Game news isn't coming for like another hour and a half, we still have all the merch announcements first.
HOLY SHIT ANONS TURN ON THE NEWS, RICKEY IS ABOUT TO DECLARE MR CLEAT PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER 1
>>2859298>>2859300Most of the time I use Late/End
If you were rich would you buy a racehorse?
>>2859310FINALLY!!!!!! And administration that actually represents the desires of the people!
>>2859310Nothing ever happens
>>2859314Prob, I like animals
>>2859314Yes, and I'd try to make it win as much as possible and act very eccentric so they include my personality and cultural traits into the game
>>2858965>vodka still at fucking ZEROkek
>>2859310BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED I VOTED FOR THIS
>>2859314I don't like horses or farm animals in general. They are smelly and require too much care
>>2859009Sorry bro, I think I got yours by mistake.
>>2859324You deserve nothing but death
not even in GL can i escape her...
KYUN KYUN
>>2859314i genuinely do not like actual horses, they're too big and poop too much
>>2859328>Travels across scenarios just to get big trainer cockWhy is she so desperate
Guys help me decide I have a huge connundrum, I need to go to the gym right now to continue my self-improvement process but if I do that I will miss the Pakalive, what do?
>>2859327Silence suzume would never say this
I turned off the alarm of that anon that went to sleep
>>2859334Do whatever you want
>>2859033>try running shichi to see what anon was dealing with>It's... not even that bad?
>>2859334I think you should eat your vegetables
>>2859334Who goes to the gym at 4am?
>>2859334Just do a shit ton of squats while watching it in your living room.
MYSTERY NEIGHAS
>>2859343The problem is, that anon has a schichi that is NOT cooperating with him at all.
>>2859347It's noon in the civilised part of the world.
>>2859338>rice villian at it againgood thing rice hero was here to save trainer
>>2859349Oh no... They're appealing to the flufffags with those ears on the left...
>>2859332>Steals daughters>Steals trainers>Sometimes even steals traineesKingu is a homewrecker, its that simple
Frogbros, what are we having for lunch after this?
>>2859352BASED
>no mr cleat on pakaliveIt's over, EOS soon
>>2859347It's 12AM in Yurostan anon
>>2859357The Rickey era continues to be peak. A pakatube without mr cleat
>>285935812PM*** I'm retarded
VAs should dye their hair to the character's
VAs should wear a full on costume
All these umas give me the urge for incredible violence.
>>2859311Uma StanNimble NavLeap Forward (mile/sprint only)These are generic good backliner abilities that work on late or end. Leap forward is good to loop in because for miles like the current CM it's a must have and the more lineages you have, the easier it will future proof your parents. There's other generic good stuff like tail held high, racing spirit stam, ignited spirit power, and more niche stuff that's specific to a paritcular style, but you can just focus on looping generic stuff. To start, you find a borrow with those abilities. Go on chronogenesis and put those skills in, switch it to legacy only so you know they'll pass down as a grandparent. That just means, the skills on the main parent. When you borrow it, only the main parent of that borrow will remain, it's grandparents will go into the void, so pay attention to what's on the main parent as those will carry over. Then, you can loop around in URA/Unity to chase after scenario sparks. Like I said, racing spirit stamina, that's URA, really good. Go into your independent training and set the desired skills you want, put racing spirit stamina in there and your auto will fetch it.Next, you choose umas that can do lots of G1s. Umas like Maruzensky, Oguri Cap, and El are really easy to loop because they can do mile, medium, long, and dirt G1s, and even sprint on the first two. The more G1s, the higher the affinity, the more likely skills pass down.The more skills that are on the grandparents and parents, the more likelier those skills become sparks on the new parent.Just do as many G1s as possible, and buy the skills you want to become white sparks. You can run cards that guarantee those skills, like Ryan Power SR guarantees nimble nav, and King Halo Power SSR has guaranteed Uma Stan in its events. Use gametora to look up skills and see what cards give what and how. Then set up your deck to fetch the skills you want. There's more I could say, but start with that.
When will a billionaire start funding the creation of real life umas
Ok anons, you are allowed to date and have your uma oshi as a gf BUT you also have to fuck and find her seiyuu attractive, would you be up to the task?
>>2859366It's the corpo approach designed to sell merch while trying to act fake cutesy that kills me. I can barely tolerate these streams
I'm holding back tears as its another 6 months without tacto.
>>2859369Yeah
GOLDEN GEN UMA!!!!!!
THE LEAK... IS REAAAAAAAAAAAL
Phalpenis
>>2859376Shes cute as hell.
>>2859369Yes they seem like nice ladies and they could voice their uma while we have seggs
>>2859376Those ear condoms are so lewd
>>2859376>PhalaenopsisThe hell? who is this? I've never heard of this horse
>>2859369Yeah, Taiki's seems pretty cute from what I recall.
>>2859369Jokes on you I wanted to fuck Machico silly before I even knew Teio existed.
>>2859376nin nin neigha
Damn, I don't understand a single word
>>2859376Ninja racing outfit>>2859383Golden Gen Mare
>Brian and Biwa's cousin/childhood friendNice, Brian gets more people to hang out with
Finally a real good newma
>>2859388That outfit is cool as hell
>>2859383She's one of the missing members of the golden gen
>>2859386>>2859388KINO outfit, will be pulling.
>>2859376Gold generation double tiara mare.
WHAT THE FUCK EFFORIA???????????????????????
>>2859388>>2859386kino
Kizunagods...
who the fuck is Efforia
DUDE WHAT
Effartia
>>2859399THIS BITCH IS STEALING MY WIFE'S EAR GIMMICK
>>2859401efforia deez
F4
I do not care for newmas.
F4ria
>>2859401Efforia is cool as fuck, she's actually a really recent racehorse.
>>2859367Aight, thanks, I guess it's better to start late than never
>>2859388kino hopefully she isn't a late cuck
>>2859399Wait, what is her seiyuu Nozomi Kasuga?
>>2859399More asymmetric boots
These newmas have really nice oldma designs, I'm happy.
>>2859413These outfits are really cool, they did a great jobb
>yeah lets just shadowdrop an SSSSS+ horse that is the GOAT of the 2021 generationJesus
>>2859399>>2859413>i'm efforic>*tips fedora*
>>2859386>>2859388忍法! 妊娠! 三つ子の術!
>>2859416Yet another calvinist?
This is sick as fuck
Both of these newmas owe me great deals of sex
>>2859399>>2859401'21 gen Satsuko Sho winner, also Tenno Autumn+Arima Kinen winner.
>>2859419Three foals with CB, Creeku, and Phalaenopsis each
Oh they showed the newmas already, that's nice, I guess I'm going to the gym then. I'll check the thread so can I trust you guys to post more Pakalive news while I get shredded?
Now we just need Shahryar, for the trio with Titleholder. This gen also has the most g1 winners from a single gen.
So... Once Global catches up to JP how likely is it they'll add American horses? America is the biggest spender in Global I can see them throwing a bone towards them at that point.
>>2859428Sure
>>2859432Never, but I would like to see american horses as NPCs
>>2859418kek
>>28594320%
We are getting dangerously close to contrail generationwise.
>>2859399>>2859401>>2859424Epiphaneia's kid so we add ANOTHER generation to the uma line of Special Week. Also feat. Symboli Kris S and Maruzensky.
>>2859433Thanks
>>2859432Secretariat never ever
>>2859432You would need to add like, a whole Pretty Derby Season 1 amount of umas for that
Ushaba Tesoro when?
>>2859410Anytime is good to start. I kind of ran out of space here, but I'll try and keep it as concise as possible. Think of looping as a way to harvest white skills on "great grandparents". To continue with what I was saying, let's assume we're starting from scratchSince not much in the way of breeding stock, just pick the best one you have laying around with as many white skills you want for your preferred style. Right now, red sparks (mile/turf etc) and blue sparks (speed/guts etc) don't matter at all. We're too early in the loop for it to matter. This also means you don't have to worry about these parents green sparks, which are the unique sparks like Ryan's pump, and Seiun's angling and yadda yadda, the stuff that comes with the character you're running. You can use any character for this step of the loop, as we're only focused on white skills. Just choose the one on hand with the best whites. You can now filter your own veterans by their abilities in the game, it's a feature they added and it is useful. That's one grandparent down.Parent two is going to be your borrow we mentioned. Chrono will sort by grade bonus so the first one that shows up after you've input the skills will be the highest affinity. Just grab one with as many of the skills you want. On Chrono, you can click on the main parent to see what's on that, but for reference if the stars are white on the skill, it's on the grandparent. If it's gold, it's on the main legacy, and those will survive onto your current parent you're making. Keep doing runs until the end result has all of those skills you want. You don't want to compromise here, don't worry about 1 star guts or pace chaser sparks, it doesn't matter. Just white sparks, the skills. Keep going until you get one that has em all.Then, you replace that first grandparent from step one with the one you just made. Keep using the borrow for the other grandparent.Now you start a new parent with a new uma. That's a loopa.
Tact status?
>>2859444Saved design.
>>2859450still in jail
>>2859447Goldship Spawn never ever
>>2859450Look those were just reveals they haven't said who's pullable yet...
So my thing is, you can't do efforia's story without contrail im pretty sure
>>2859450I am loading my gun
What are these browns creatures on screen.
>>2859465That's called women anon.
>>2859461Hasn't stopped them before with other umas, they don't care
>>2859461Its probably gonna take a while for some of these umas to be playable, not everyone can be Dream Journey
>>2859448
This feels strange? I suspect they have something even more significant to announce later.
>30% of new netkeiba employees joined because of umaCultural fenomeno
>b85Shall pull
>>2859466Those don't exist though
>>2859448>So why loop if these great grandparents aren't even useable for ace runsGood question me. Now we move on to the next stage of the loop. This is making dedicated grandparents and parents. What that means is those pink sparks and blue sparks we were worried about earlier, well we'll need to actually make sure they're what we want. But now we have looped great grandparents which we can use for these new grandparents, and we'll inherit the skills we want more reliably because the way the breeding mechanics work is the more lineages one particular spark is on, the higher chances it becomes a spark and apperas in inspirations as well. So if it's on your >Main parent + both grandparentsand then it's on your other parent (this can be a borrow, very useful)>Borrowed parent + both grandparentsThat skill is on 6 different lineages essentially when it actually comes time for ace making. The higher star the white skill, the higher chance it becomes a spark and it becomes inherited, so aim for 3*s if you can, but 2*s are good. 1* is better than nothing. Now with this second phase of the loop, you want to loop parents that actually have uniques you like. For backliners like lates and ends, that's parents like Ryan, Rudolf, Dober, Narita Brian, Spe, umas that you would actually want to inherit their unique. So these parents are more dedicated for you know a particular style or distance. If you were making grandparents/parents for this CM, you'd want Mile pink sparks generally speaking (turf is okay), and then you'd want probably a combination of stamina, speed, or maybe even wit sparks. I'm running power sparks on one of my builds. But you want 2-3* blues. Borrows can cut this work in half. Use chronogenesis, it is your friend. Just remember it's the main parent that you need to focus on with borrows. Anyways by the end of it, you'll have a bunch of parents that have high affinities and white sparks on all the lineages. Ask any questions if you get lost
>>2859475God imagine if they did, shivers.
Contrail is not an issue, I believe the design, VA, story, and all other components are already finalized.
Which one is more sexo?
I need Mr Cleat to explain to me why I should care
>>2859386>Remember making a post recently about how the chuuni LARPer umas could almost form a stereotypical RPG party and they were just missing a thief LARPer>One of the newmas is a ninjaClose enough. Welcome to the team Phalaenopsis
is it me or do Japanese girls have weird teeth?
STOP MOCKING ME BY PUTTING DARING TACT ON SCREEN.
>>2859487Never ever
>>2859485A lil' bit, that's where teeth in those racist cartoons came fromI am still confused about the yellow skin tho
>>2859457Delaying Tact for so long just to release her anyway without Contrail would be absolute fucking bullshit. Also Epi's release is getting closer and closer and they haven't revealed Kizuna yet, I don't know what are they doing here
>stole her dad's clothesAbsolute madman.
>>2859487Game will EoS as soon as she's announced to be added
It is taking every single ounce of willpower in my being to not melty about tact, ive been waiting for so fucking long. Ive been waiting since fucking MANT
I need more flat umas.
Where lemaire, where mareman, where the jockeys at.
>>2859497>caring about men
>>2859497It's a big race day, probably at their jobs
Where is mr cleat
>>2859502When cards and shit show up
>>285950230 minutes from now
>>2859476And one last thing, I know it's a lot but it's about the rating of an uma.Once you've tracked down the scenario specific skills you want from URA/Unity, you can start looping in Grand Live, actually, you can start doing that ASAP if you dont want to bother with scenario sparks and just borrow those in instead, it's your choice. But Grand Live lets you make umas that are SS or higher while also spamming as many G1s as possible for high affinity. Remember with G1s doing repeats doesn't matter, you just need to do each one once, and only once. Umas with good aptitudes like I said are useful here. You want the grandparents and the parent to do all of the SAME G1s ideally, the more they share, the higher the affinity, just keep that in mind.So with GL you can load up a full G1 schedule (you can save these schedules and just plug them in later, highly recommended you do that), you can get an SS uma, which raises the chances of that parent giving higher quality white sparks, which is very good! But you need to a run a very specific deck to get an SS uma. I could give you some templates, but generally speaking you want cards with>lots of initial stats>high race bonus (think marvy power SSR with 15 race bonus)A lot of people borrow Fuku Speed SSR because it inflates your rating like crazy. Then run Light Hello (She is a lock for your Grand Live auto deck, always include her, Fine motion, Marvy power, Kitasan/Tachyon, and then whatever else has 10 race bonus or good initial stats. Think Windy SR, Urara, Super Creek, really anything can work as long as the race bonus is good. So those cards aren't going to fetch the skills you want, but that's why you have looped great grandparents so you can inherit those skills from the inspiration events instead. One last thing is for blue sparks, the stats, you need a stat to be over 600 to get a 3* blue. If you want 3* stamina, just run a stamina card or something. Good luck!
SHOW ME THE KITS ALREADY.
>>2859495She's not flat enough for you?
Both phalaenopsis and efforia have cute designs, I quite like their racewear. Might be fun to draw.
>>2859509Flatter
My thing is, now we gotta rewrite the whole golden gen to be like. Hey, remember phalaenopsis? She was there too
>EUhours using an AI sloppa bread
>>2859517Its actually jap hours at this moment
>>2859517Shut the fuck up
>>2859517It's actually Nightly NEET hoursI didn't feel like causing a fuss because I don't care that much
Where is lys graceiux
>>2859523Same place do deux is.
Oh cool, titleholder content!
>*power creeps yaeno muteki*
>>2859522It's Saturday retard
>>2859526>she often drags her Trainer into intense training to make them stronger.Oh no
>>2859526/V/ma..... Lost?
Giganewmas don't move me the same way old newmas do
>>2859517AI won. Luddites dead
>>2859529This is what I asked for, I need more power.
Something is coming. I can tell.
>>2859532Do not redeem saar
>>2859535Yeah, Danchou
>>2859517Lets make sure this doesn't become a pattern okay?
>>2859532>ludditesgo back jeet
Wonder if seiyuu ever use the uma voice while having sex.
>>2859537Danchou's a lucky man
Okay but who's a better lay, phaly or f4?
I don't think these girls actually enjoy watching horse races
>>2859545Everyone enjoys it
>>2859541Pokke seiyuu sex would sound wonderful
>>2859544>phaly or f4?Nigger they were just shown I am not calling them retarded nicknames because you are too lazy to type their names
>>2859544Phal would probably involve a lot of foreplay and showing off stuff researched beforehandEfforia would drain you dry to ensure you fulfill your destiny (as a father)
>>2859505I did forget one thing, and that's pink sparks.The way pink sparks are decided is pretty dumb. It just chooses from the aptitudes that you have at A, and selects from random, and gives it a random star. It has no rhyme or reason, you just need the aptitude to be A.So if you want a Ryan parent to give you a mile spark, you need to first raise her from Mile C to Mile A. Once again, borrows can be very helpful in this regard. And if you are doing auto runs and you're not sure if your uma can clear a G1, if you raise their aptitude to C, it should work. So Mile C should clear most Mile G1s in an auto run.
>>2859556Dammit I did forget one thing I wanted to say. For generic grandparents, Oguri is really good because her unique Triumphant Pulse is good on pretty much anything that's not a front. Since she can do every dirt G1 and mile/medium/long, she's great for any step of the loop and doesn't require mutation to hit most of the G1s outside of Sprint.
Let’s celebrate the release of Efforia.http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm44121412
>>2859562
>>2858899>another AI op>you just use the threadSEA hours I guess
Rangeban india
This Pakalive is becoming unbearable to watch
>>2859580>unBEARableWHERE THE HECK IS TACT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mr Cleat could have saved this
I don't get the hate for AI, i'm one of the drawGODs here and I use AI to help me with my drawings a lot. Nobody ever complained about it either
>stellar bait
Zooming in on Logotype's chest...
DrawGODS don't refer to themselves as drawGODS and artists understand perfectly why AI is despised.
sars me like drawing of anime titties saars i use ai to draw them very good makes my penis feel good
I really don't enjoy seeing ningen do "cute" things
>Mr Cleat-less picThe Pakatube that could have been
>>2859603It would be cuter if I wasn't exposed to 32 years of western women.
MR. CLEAT IS COMING
KILL IIIIIIIIIIIIT
MY HERO
Sahporto Cardo
me when I see Mr. Cleat
>more slop
>>2859615>Milekino
>1200 Stam for a MileJesus Christ
POINTO!
It's HER time to shine.
>>2859616no I meant the post above, some guy is trying REALLY hard to push AI slop bere
Makween changes?
>>2859617JP has several mechanics that basically convert excess stamina to massive late race speed boost.
>>2859622Is there any point in the game where a 20% guts growth is considered a good thing?
>>2859620Just fucking ignore and filter. You're just as bad constantly bitching about it and only encouraging it by doing so.
>>2859621They've been slowly rolling out new level 6/7 potentials starting from ancient umas.
new stickers
>>2859623This very scenario where you're relying on speed/stam to raise power/guts.
>>2859626>The son is ecstatic while the father is depressed Deep
>>2859626>>2859629I need Rulership
>>2859624No I'm not going to do that saar, we already kicked one AI nigger back on /v/ by constantly shitting on him and we can do it again
>>2859633Keep your bitching consistent so I can filter you at least
This Pakalive is kind of underwhelming is it not?
एआई सबसे अच्छा है। तुम सफेद लोग हम श्रेष्ठ भारतीयों के खिलाफ नस्लवादी हो।
MR CLEAT
>>2859386>>2859388>samurai family princess-esque girl who doubles up as a warrior to get over her frailness>Brian and Bighead's cousinInteresting choice. Doesn't seem to be another retarded larper.
>>2859635most of them are
>>2859624You're even worse by crawling out of the woodwork to be a little henpecker to everyone that dares pipe up in a way you don't like.
whatever they just showed looks like some kind of giga p2w shit
fucking Cleat is here!!!
>>2859641Paid battle pass or carats to literally buy Fast Learner for your runs.
>>2859641What, paywalled anti-rng features?
>>2859640When your autistic melty derails threads yeah I'm gonna have a fucking issue with it. Whatever conversation is over, talk about the game now
>>2859413>super mejiro coded down to the ojou background, colors and goal>Spespawn >>2859442The fuck you doing Cygames?
>>2859644It's only a 4% discount, and it can't be stacked with Fast Learner.
Is that a USB stick?
>>2859646And you do this every time to you get a little heat, too.>erm I'm le done now but not until I get the last scathing word in, of course :)>now talk about the game like I refused to do when I got bothered beforeSpineless.
>>2859641>poor man's fast learner (4% discount, not stackable with fast learner)>condition that prevents mood down twice>3 extra white sparks (that aren't skills?)Yep. Obviously you'll get some free from shops and stuff but it's another 'buy our pass' scheme.
>>2859647Mejiro's are dead and the jockey silks match.
>>2859653Which ones are actually worth it?
>>2859653>3 extra white sparks (that aren't skills?)So race sparks?
I still remember hearing the name Eforia often when I first started watching Keiba. What a strange feeling.
>>2859654>Mejiro's are deadIt's so fucking Dober
>>2859657JP has a bunch of generic whites that increases stats so probably those.
>>2859651It fixes a white spark of your choice (you can turn that 1* aptitude white into 3*)
>>2859624Literally the only reason people are posting AI is that retard giving them free (You)s
Can someone explain what this does? seems related to inspirations and parents
>>2859668Auto glues
>inheritance treeDo we get to see the spark chances, too?
>>2859665yeah it's not like the fucking thread's OP is blatant sloppa that you guys decided to use anyway, I'm sure that's not what invited the AIjeets here!
>>2859668looks like a eugenics planner/progress checker
CB WIFE
>>2859675More importantly I can use it on Orfevre
>>2859672No I'm posting AIrt just to make you mad cause it's funny not cause of the OP
More cute adventures with cb and ace, yay
>cards with 6 GoldsI hate powercreep
>>2859682Ever since that lawsuit over a company nerfing something in a gacha all they can do is power creep
>>2859682The baseline in JP is getting 2 golds per card. That card just lets you pick from 3 different sets of 2 skills so it's most likely the next universal speed every style wants.
>End closer cardFinally, something to put on my pulling planKinda surprised they didn't take the opportunity to stick Orfevre in card jail since she's apparently gigabroken, though
>>2859688>>2859690I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO USE CB IN PVP
>>2859690It's probably a balancing act, they need to toss her bone at least once. Makes me wonder what they'll do for her alt considering how strong her base is.
>>2859683That company is cygames btw
>>2859696
>>2859700UMA MUSUME IS A PACE CHASER GAME
Mr. Cares 'Bout AI
>pace/medium speed cardDARING today aren't we?
No new playable umas?
Are CBbros just screwed?
>>2859696CB feet card is nice and all but I WILL be running CB as often as possible when I get her.
>>2859705Thankfully not
>>2859705Hasn't been announced yet, I think it's usually one of the last things they do. Though it's looking very much like Epi is the 5.5 anni playable.
>>2859696I'm more attracted to Ace in this picture.
Oh hey its that uma with a crackhead stare
Daring Tact bro....
>>2859705>>2859709Yeap playable Epi.
I just don't get why you neighas used the thread anyway. At least the Genuine sloppa still looked decent compared to this outright slop OP.
I need some fun Front Runner partner for my Suzuka. I could play Festival Rudolf but they already changed her unique to only proc during late-race. McQueen is fun but holy shit I've lost twice on Tenno Sho Spring now.
>>2859714Oh her outfit is neat
>>2859716Because nobody actually fucking cares until neighas start having a tantrum and being annoying.
>>2859721
>>2859724Easiest anni skip of my life.
Late/End Gods....
>>2859716Cause nobody cares if an OP is AI or not
>>2859725Yeah not a fan of the design. Like the hair mark looks weird
I don't really dig this uma, her design is kind of a mess
>>2859716It's euro hours, aka SEA hours, 90% of the thread is brown during this time which is why they love AI and always have absolute dogshit threads
>>2859716I knew this was gonna happen. All you had to do was just use that OP with the slight AI in it, but no, you neighas had to be silly about it and OP had to be a fag and try to overcorrect over a small mistake and now we have fresh bait for the shitposters with a new AI boogeyman free of charge. Good job!
>>2859724Are they actually running out of good designs
So we will finally find out why she has that weird stare?
Cygames use Deepseek AI to translate. Why are you luddites still playing? Go play tetris or pacman
>>2859738>The look your trainee gives you before she snaps as you tell her you're going on dates with your coworkers instead of training her
Mr Cleat seal of approval?
>>2859747POINTO
>>2859376>>2859386mareKINO>>2859399>>2859413st*llionslop
>>2859735it's not our fault you retarded fucking nigger, the thread without AI was excellent and had zero shitposting, and you deliberately chose to use a thread made in bad faith (previous links to the wrong thread) with a sloppa OP when there's literally thousands of uma fanart out there that's full of shitposting by an AIjeet that is being fueled by "ignoring" him (it's actually just trying to put down the anons rightfully shitting on him) but yes, it's not your fault for defending the AIjeets, siding with them, using what they bake as a troll and being selectively ignorant, nope, not your fault at all
>>2859744
>>2859756I'm not taking about this thread you fucking moron, I'm talking about what led to this thread. Good job showing everyone you aren't up to speed.
this neigha so mad that he lost
New lobby outfits?
>>2859761Gaze on Me outfits are now available in the main menu
>>2859758>what led to this threadyou could've just reported and ignored this one like you always say you do, and like we did yesterday with a thread that meido ended up deleting, and yet here you are, in a thread full of sloppa, having done nothing to stop it. Good job saar
Got Mr. Cleat is unbearable, this Pakashit is so fucking boring I'm tuning out
Genuine
>>2859768Not so Genuine
>>2859765You're too stupid to realize I'm on your side.But yeah, hold on, let me call all the meidos I have on my speed dial to fix it right now just for you.
>>2859766YEP YEP. CLEATBROKEN
>>2859766Those are some tiny ass earsNOT SEXY
>pace gets a new must have card>they also get epipi who is literally front/pace's stego
Donkeyumas lost
>>2859766you might not realize this, but all pakalives are fucking dogshit like this one
>>2859778DonkeyGODS will win the moment they reveal either Rob Roy or Ryan swimsuits
>>2859783Rob Roy should get a Christmas alt desu
eh ?!
Big ears never lose!
>>2859783>implying they'll ever make a cowfag swimsuitif they do, it will be all covered up and show nearly zero titty, you will never get S. Maru again
>>2859791Curren keeps getting into these promotional things for some reason
>>2859791Late night radio?
And people still say AI sucks
>>2859791Curren spending all night with a nippon...
>>2859800Almond Eye sucks, yes
>>2859807Yeah, me
>>2859800What sucks about this?
>>2859814The background flower things are obvious sloppa for one
Hokko alone in Hokkaido...
>>2859818Oh, I thought you were talking about Ai and saying this newma has a shitty design like her or something.
So... We're done with the game specific stuff yeah?
>>2859778donkeys have literally never lost
>>2859819Taiki not spotted, commencing melty.
>>2859819Why do you think she is such a hardcore shill?
Cingrey stamps??
>>2859830_ ___ _ ___ ___ __ ____!
>>2859830Why does CockBlock get a sticker but not Inari?
>>2859830me on top right
>>2859830>Norn>Obey>CreekblobBASED
>>2859832Inari is another hated horse in JP
>>2859837>They hate thisI think the nips have shit taste
This is allot of merchandise
>>2859830CINGREY CONFIRMED CANON
ToMaKoMaI
TOMAKOMAI!!!
>Nips have their umas on a wet shirt in their lobbyCan't wait for the technology
If you lose the CM, dont be sad anonsAt least you werent JUST'd publicly
AYABEEEEE !!!
AyabeLORDS she looks so pretty I want to squish her thighs
Still in Love
>>2859830These are for LINE not the game
>>2859857MY LOVE
Pisa
Finally some good fucking content I love figgies
>Gigabe
Buyfags, which are the good figgie manufacturing companies?
sticking these in my supra dashboard would be kino
Chrono and Dream Journey
>>2859848QRD?Also holy shit this stream's been going for 3 hours.
>>2859830Where is season 3?
>>2859852Her alt's white pantyhose makes me want to squeeze them as much as the og's
>>2859873Last day coming up, two top teams jobbed HARD.Its gonna be at least 14 hour stream here, last set of the day comin up.
>>2859867You can usually just tell if it's a good company by if they are able to get away with higher priced figures. DesignCoco for example can get away with their 300,000+ yen. I don't know if they've done any Uma though.
>>2859867I like QuesQ but I don't think they do Uma. Good Smile is generally very high quality too.If you want something cheap and good value Pop Up Parade is quite decent for the priceSometimes a "bad" manufacturer can release some bangers and sometimes a "good" one releases shit, so if you are looking at a re-release or used figures you can sometimes find some good deals on underrated figgies
>no swimsuit Pandora fig announcementbooooooo
>>2859888I want to run my hands up and down her sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsL_oroFXbUTHE FACE
>>2859888Way too soon for that
>Swimsuit? CARDED>New Year? CARDED>Christmas?CARDEDSo what is her second alt gonna be?
>>2859897Weddi- wait...... Maybe a cheer event?
yabe keeps on winning
>>2858899>wake up>slop OPWhat was the purpose of counterbaking last bread then
>>2859907We didn't counterbake though?
>>2859075>Genuinely as soon as it hits the 1200 speed Kitasan and Tachyon decide to fuck offLuckers can't understand this feeling. I've had runs where I ender senior summer with sub 500 wit despite running two wit.
>>2859907SEA hours, they adore slop, come back in like 6 hours
Spe won btw
>>2859894Rulership like just came out and they announced one for her
>>2859927Everyone loves the chud!
>>2859927Rulership actually got revealed months ago though. Plus Pandora has a figure coming already
>>2859888You can literally go to Amiami and preorder her fig right fucking now.Meanwhile my wife has nothing (no it's not Creek I just like the reaction image)Please chill with the shilling and entitlement.
>>2859935Wodka bro....
>>2859696>both get their feet censoredbased, behead all footfags
>>2859935There's plenty of Umas I'd like to see get a fig but lets be honest if they haven't gotten one in 5 and a half years they're never going to so may as well wish for the newmas I want to see instead
>>2859946Pearl still scares me, no I don't want to have hope
>>2859924I'd say Maru did. So many of Spe's spawnlings look more Maru than Spe.
>>2859949What's so scary about her?
>>2859950good, fuck spe
>speslop: pretty derby
>>2859962This but literally, passionately and roughly.
>>2859962I'd love to
>>2859964Family of the franchise
Found a Meek bunny.
>>2859960She's schizo
>>2859971>>2859968>aislop
Without Rickey who will stop Taiki this CM?
>>2859974My bad I forgot to give a shit. I'll do better to pretend to care next time!
>>2859975Taiki isn't that good though
>want to run Pearl for Libra>but don't feel like doing her career story at the momentfuggggg
>>2859973Its really not that bad, she even gives you a free helicopter ride(no not that kind) for a romantic evening
>>2859983>(no not that kind)What
>>2858965>useless wife figgieoh nice
How does a team of Seiun, Suzuka (regular front), and FineMo sound for the mile CM?
>Feel like I've run into a brick wall with my runsIt's frustrating man. I want to do good for a change but nothing wants to come together properly.
>>2860000Suzuka will probably do nothing, Seiun's much stronger mid-race ensures she passes Suzuka before she can even activate her unique.
>flower commenting on your bedheadcygames cooked when they made this uma
>>2859976>I don't give a shit that what I post looks like literal shitsaaaaaaar
>>2860024I'm sorry, I'll go scour pixiv for some hand drawn art that looks like shit and post that instead.
Sorry Danchud, no more fan runs! Poppa's gotta work on aces now.
>>2860024Bro he's been spamming AIslop for hours and responded to you in less than a minute because he's glued to the thread until someone gives him that sweet sweet (You) and the dopamine that comes with it. He's literally desperate for attention, and you are giving it to him. If you want to fight sloppers just go to /v/ there's probably a thread up at all times about bitching about slop and luddites
>>2860031>Bro he's been spammingI swear you retards don't even know what the fuck spam means.
>>2860031you're giving him hundreds of (You)s by just posting in his thread though
lmao he's still seething
>>2860031I'm not the only guy posting AI art, in fact I just came back for the dailies. People here seem to like AI a lot more than people thought if others are posting it too
>if I pretend to be someone else while posting the same chibishit I slopped people will think it's more than one guy
>>2860043It's almost like the anti AI crowd just screech really loud until people comply with them.
>>2860043I only like AI when I'm horny
>>2860045I only post cute chibis tho it looks like I'm not the only guy posting them either
Keep your aislop in /uma/
yo coordinate your raids for another time of day it's too obvious if you always do them before the daily reset
Quick, call them Indian. That'll show 'em!
This place is way too anti AI considering we play a game where drawing porn is outlawed and AI is the only way to get it
>check roster>a thought clawing its way in appears trying to pursuade me into making base urara for arima
I hate all of you
>>2860054>hmmmmm are people coming in this thread just before daily reset because they wanna log in, do dailies and donate shoes>nyo it can't be that it must be a raid
Why do we play global when it was translated with AI?
>>2860059AI can be tasteful and worthwhile but it can also be used to derail the thread
uhhhh vros?
>leave the apparently two threads yesterday>come back to another meltyWOO!anyway, might actually be my first time retaining C6
>>2860062call me bwo next time so I know for sure it's an /uma/fag
>>2860073I highrolled 980k and retained last week but I can't seem to replicate it this one. I'm gonna fall again.....
>bwoken
>AI can be tasteful and worthwhile>implying
>>2860075I'm from /vma/ though believe me gwo
I'll finally be free...
>>2860064the only people derailing the thread are the anons having meltdowns over posting AI art. I hate AI too but some of the art looks decent
>>2860083Oh no, you've done it now! He's going to call you saar!
brown hoursstill
>>2860083it's not a melty when you're calling out obvious ill-intentioned posting you're siding with a shitposter that's been trying to ruin this place for weeks
can we all just get along?
>>2860085in love?
>>2860088Yes, yes. The random art posted was ill intentioned and not the retards screeching about everything and anything AI.
>>2860088Keep calling me out bwo I'm enjoying living in your head rent free
Did someone say brown hours?
>look up umawife on danbooru>167 drawingsit isnt over, right? there is a chance for her fig, right?
>>2860088>on topic posting with an image that happens to be created by AI is ill-intentioned shitpostingI don't really see it but okay buddy
>>2860100Pearl faggot
>>2860100Air Messiah-bro...
I missed Pakalive but it's nice to see Logotype got some attention
>>2860100Furiosobro...
>>2860103>169>>2860104>179It is over...>>2860106>160, but shes a dirter
There is zero good reason I should ever have a turn like this
>>2860109bubble gum fellbwo...
>3* stam>3* speed>3* power>3* witWhat the HELL is going on. Anyway only mid to low amounts of useful white sparks but some of these may still be usable.
>>2860060Training Urara for Arima is not to be taken lightly.
>>2860113>bubble gumYup, that's m->bwo
>>2860095Sell me on her.
>>2860117>3* stamina>3* powerHand those over.Now.
>2 dead borrow runs alreadyNevermind I fucking hate GL
I fell asleep and missed my dailies
>focus on building friendship gauges fast and clicking on multi-support turns for rainbowmaxxing>glue>focus on chasing the drunkard hag around all junior year for tokenmaxxing over friendship building>glue>try to implement a balanced system based on prioritizing the hardest friendship gauges to fill, then hag, then the faster friendships>glue >literally just fullsend autopilot tilted out of my ass >best run I've ever had (no Mile S)At this point just let us auto ace runs, just let me spin the slot machine with a single click and be free of this farce.
If your umawife doesn't have a figure by now your only hope is praying that a future alt gets one. And if she already has 2 alts and no figure then you're FUCKED.
>>2860144Ok but where's the figure that shows off her huge shuttles in her original outfit?
>>2860144I can't just... make my own?
>>2860118it's not like training anything other than 3 speed 2 wit is easy
>>2860147It's never happening.And personally I would rather have a fig of her camping outfit than her OG outfit
Choose one
>>2860122>the horse was BLACK>won Arima Kinen twice>uma has boobs>tall chocolate lady>nice voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgXRBka1tbA>raced against other kino umas like Topro and Gimlet>i've heard* that she's a strong late surger
>>2860139What's more depressing is when you think you finally get a decent ace (left) and in testing it, it gets hard mogged by a trial/practice ace (right) that you know would just fall dead if a single stamina debuff hits it.And then realizing you're missing a lot of key accel skills that the practice one has and you actually went backwards just trying to fix stamina issues.
>Need two whole da points to get another 10% bonus before second summerWhy the fuck are the two pa songs and two vi songs, just give me da you dumb fucking nigger scenario holy shit fuck you fuck Light Hello I can't wait for this thing to be over.
is eyes on the goal worth loopan?how high does it scale?
>>2860144Not long ago, this would have been where I'd complain about everyone but my girl getting a figure, but life has been good ever since they finally announced one.
Still working on my last ace before I join roomas to test: how glue is no Descent on Paces in your experience, anons? I have a Pearl that hit most of the other checkmarks but whiffed on inheriting the descent whites.
>another god run where none of the 16 mile sparks procAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dumb fucking drunken WHORE
neighas really said that this scenario saves the game
>>2860179I actually like the scenario, it's just that songs are too rng.>>2860174Oh come on anon it's only October, it's not that ba->Senior
>>2860174Good thing her skill isn't exacly be all end all, eh?
>Mile S>Dumb whore Ruby doesn't finish her chain>Dumb whore Neicha doesn't finish her chain>Nobody shows up to train at all during senior yearIt's all so tiresome.>>2860185This run was so trash I ended up buying fucking Lane Legerdemain because I had nothing else to spend on so it would've been better than that.
>>2860179It did when the alternative was MANT with less QoL
what's the point of using wit cards if they don't give any wit rainbows
can I cope with this? No Mile S and basically no good skills (including ANY greens) because my chains didn't complete/bad luck...I'm just looking to survive and maybe get into A, winning is a fools dream.I just...don't want to grind anymore.
>>2860152Upon testing, Cheeru Nr.2 has won out, but I would still like to hear a second opinion
>>2860210>No lightning surge>No Mile AYou aren't getting into A if this is your best ace.
>>2860213yeah its my best one but I can't get lightning surge, I have to borrow Mr. C.B. Also I assume you mean Mile S, but, yeah.
>>2860211>witlet speedletHOW
>>2860216If that is your best ace, it is gonna be really hard. If you have 3 aces of similar standard, then you have a chance.
>>2860218I have no idea, I am thinking about doing a more precise measurement with 9 umas instead of 18, but he was pretty much dominating the other two
>>2860222I mean I have this taiki and this suzuka but I wasn't really planning on using them.Even if I run the Narita and the Taiki, I guess I grab another uhhh pace chaser? I thought Bijin would be good but isn't NSM like a <50% proc chance on this CM?Could I do Pace-Late-End, late being a Grass Wonder?
>>2860226No mile S really hurts.Drop Suzuka. Solo runaway is pointless. Go back another pace. Pasa. Fuji. All work.
>>2860227Alrighty. Another pace is fair. Would a Seiun front + Taiki pace + Narita end be stupid? I sort of just like running a variety since its fun, I know its not smart...Uhhh I don't have fuji. Is El Condor Pasa good then?
>>2860228I don't get why you are handicapping yourself if you want to make finals A.If you are making sub par aces, just pick the umas that give you the best odds.If you want to run oshis and make final A then you actually need to put in effort.
>>2860230Good point I guess. I just like playing for fun but I needed carats was all. I guess I'll just try a Condor Pace. Thanks
wtf how are there only 2 people with these sparks?Stop hoarding your shit and share faggots
>>2860228https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=TeMLXBaGtwwhw5DsaG6g1OV3Look at the winning Pasa and try copy it
>>2860235Uhh, I can try. I don't have a Mr. CB but I'll give it a shot with a different wit card. Thanks
>>2860237That CB is only LB1, you could easily replace it with an MLB SR which is an equivalent.
>>2860239ah fair. Yeah that makes sense.
I fell asleep during the Pakalive, did I miss something after the newmas?
>>2860218Okay upon testing it on great mood with 9 racers Nr.3, the UG one, has won out by one race, runner up as Nr.2 and Nr.1 was a distant thirdI have no explanation for Nr.2's performance, maybe she is just the luckiest or its the stamina
>>2860243new Umayon where all the umas will appear
>>2860249You need to test them against a proper lobby and not against one another or else it becomes who hits pump who wins.
>>2860234I have ONE but it's missing GW
>>2860243A battle pass >>2859653cb and effo speed ssrs statuesand new umayuru... or umayon?
>>2860257that means you don't have one /v/wo...
>>2860251>>2860264New Umayuru??? at least they are doing some anime thing finally. I actually enjoy le japanese humor in there
>>2860255>Entering rooms with better torenahs who use more optimal umasnyo...
>>2860274>Enter rooms>Steal umas>Run your ideals line up stolen umas>Decide which is the best
How come umas aren't extinct despite being so overwhelmingly gay?
>>2860276Don't do this, just spectate so serious trainers can actually test
>high energy>lol what's a rainbow fuck you we're not training>low energy>oh shit that trainer's not around, it's time to bust our assesWhy are they like this
>>2860280Well umas can't go extinct unless humans do, so there's that
BROS
>>2860301>Every umaI can't wait for my 23 seconds of Pearl!
>>2860301The TRUE peak of umamusume media is making it's return...
>>2860301Yuru? Do they mean yuri?
>>2860280Because humans can randomly produce umas.
>>2860320I, too, am fond of soviet space missions, but how is this related?
Dragovich. Kravchenko. Steiner. These men must die.
It's been two hours, this was my last borrow. I give up.
>>2860306Every whoma will get their whole 23 secondsJk I think they will try to write an interesting episode where each member of the cast gets used well at least once
>>2860299>>2860328
>>2860334Who would reznov train? Matter of fact, are there any RU-mas in the umaverse?
>>2860299>>2860328Sigh... Even in umaverse it's over...
>>2860341We sure have a lot of custom made awards here
I don't own a bike in real life
>>2860335I was mistaken, I actually had one more borrow. I need da coins to get to +10% TE. I now give up.
>>2860343either Maruzensky or CafeTHE NUMBERS MANHATTANWHAT DO THEY MEAN
Being a foid in the uma world must be the most miserable expecience ever>entire race that exists entirely to compete with you and remind you you will always be second to them>completely outclassed in all fields against them, have no hope to achieve the same results or positions>physical disparity so absurd you can never stand up to them in any confrontation>blessed by literal goddesses to be beautiful and perfect while you're stuck looking like a ragdoll>impossible to even try to compete for the attention of men against them>and even if you do manage to steal a man away from them, there is a slim chance that the union of your love ends up as just another uma and reminder that you are inferiorThere is no way there have been zero cases of extremist foid voilence in universe
>>2860343there's a mobma named Krasnaya and that's "red" in like half slavic languages
>>2860375>impying umas wouldn't be hypergamousthey only want the 0.1% so foids can still get on with the 1%
i hate this rng niggerfest of a nigger scenario hang whoever came up with this retarded niggertrash
>Wake up>Slop OPCan we not
>>2860403Yuros are retarded, news at 11. Next one will be better I'll make sure of it
>>2860403We had a poll and AI is now allowed. Go check the previous thread
>>2860400This is probably bait but umas only have good qualities so that wouldn't be the case
>>2860403Jeet was so quick to post he didn't even backlink the correct previous thread
Princess, my birthday was 6 days ago...
>>2860235I really tried, but, uhhh...Well 15* mile didn't proc unfortunately. Also my stats...skiills, weren't good. I'll give it a new more shots. I have like, 2 borrows left.
>>2860417>14 votes (88%)nyoooticing
>>2860416You're looping your birthday. Congrats, anon.
>>2860417Is that the poll from the previous thread retard
>>2860413Never let Europeans bake
Just so you know, if you complain about something too much on 4chin be assured that you're motivating at least a single autist to do that very thing you're complaining about as much as possible just to piss you off
>>2860429There's no poll from a previous thread, now shut the fuck up and kill yourself. Never post here again
>>2860439he means an /uma/ thread bwo
>>2860434god, i fucking HATE when people post flat umas, man, theyre the worst!!!
>>2860434You know, normally i agree. But shit like this is pretty unacceptable. Whatever, next thread will be fixed
>>2860439So you're not in the /v/ma Discord where the poll was shared? Then your opinion doesn't matter.Fuck off
>>2860363I persisted with this run against my better judgement since it is indeed the last borrow, fuck this stupid stuck up bitch. Sent her to run a dirt race as a humiliation ritual.
>>2860407>>2860413>Indian does something>Blame us insteadI'm as dissatisfied with it as you guys, the fuck
Imagine being an obese, smelly, disgusting and unemployed shitposter that has nothing better to do than shitpost in /vm/ about something that everyone hates
>>2860451>implying europe isn't full of migrants
>>2860456I think AI is pretty cool desu
>>2860451You could've not used this thread like last time, the last one was fuckin great.
>>2860456We like AI here tho
>>2860462Yes, we love almond eye
>>2860462>>2860466>>>/vg/
>He hates this
>>2860465Double baking over OP autism is just gonna piss of the meido eventually. For as much as you fags decry about not wanting to be a general you sure act like one.
>>2860462>>2860466We fought wars over keeping our thread clean from this trash.
idk why people are so pissy about aithe next section of humanities history will be aiand yeah having slop spammed is annoying but its literally a nothingburger to have to posted around. who cares. just ignore it lmao
>>2860417Totally fair and unbiased poll I see.
Our former Q/v/een
>>2860480"we"you and what r*ddit army? this is 4chan we don't give a fuck about what you think. you post stupid shit, we insult you with memes and image macros (aka AI)the more you whine and cry the funnier it is because nobody cares. I'm neutral on the stance but you people make me have anti-ai fatigue and that's tiring. Filter and shut the fuck up or leave the threads.
>>2860483Why ardan specifically grows three sizes in a day ill never know
>>2860480I fought just to have a fucking thread I can talk about the game. Your fucking melties are now detailing that discussion.
>>2860477Just saying he should do his job. But whatever, I'll keep my seething to myself and just wait for the next one.
im on 5000mg of ashwagandha dude, i literally do not care dude
>I'm neutral on the stancesee option 3, you think you are, but you actually just got raped and enjoy it
>>2860490Not him. But i am dissatisfied with it too. This should not become a pattern.
>>2860486Because there's nothing actually good about her. Without giving her big tits she'd be a literal who like Kawakami
>>2860485>Filter and shut the fuck up or leave the threads.yeah I'll leave, fuck you and your jeet friends, hope you have fun when they're the only ones left herethey don't play the game btw
>>2860499Same.This drivel is off topic so drop it neighers. Still no one wants to see your fucking dogshit
>>2860492What job retard? Please show me the rule that forbids AI gen images
>>2860503ok lol
>>2860503Next one will be better. Just hope this thread dies already.
it's so red outside
>>2860492AI isn't against the rules lmao>>2860511going outside is nice sometimes. I like to visit the horses.
>>2860506NTA it's clear nobody likes them so posting them is just done in bad intentions, it's basic civilized behavior that brown people don't understand
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND DO (MANUAL) FANRUNS NOW!!!!!
Independent training was a mistake
+1 image limit no contribution
>>2860518oh yeah bro saving global from EOS was a mistakethis shit should die out fr fr
>>2860462>>2860466>>2860470I don't. Look at her stupid smile. It is not the smile of someone that is experiencing positive emotions. It is the smile of a person that is pushing an idea that she is happy onto others. The smile that is given to maintain positive relations and continue the status quo of burying your true self and your true motives underneath a mask of a smile. I do not trust her smile. I do not know what she is planning underneath it and it gives me cause for concern. Who knows what wicked machinations are lying inside that head of hers?
>>2860516>it's clear nobody likes themIt's only clear a loud minority of screeching retards who will happily shit all over the thread while throwing a tantrum like a child don't like it. You can literally just hide the post, report it if it makes you feel better and move on with your life. Do you do that? No, you carry on like a fucking child instead.
just saw a jeet jumped to his death because his jeet dad refused to buy him an iPhone kek
chris hansen vs der/v/ dancho, who wins?
>>2860516But I like them, other people posting them like them too, the OP likes them, the people in this thread either like them or don't care since they didn't counterbake. AI haters are the minority here
>>2860530wow she's just like me fr
>>2860510Please edit this to have toreinah looking out at Rice from inside the washing machine
This bitch will win G1 dirt races but simply refuses to have a decent run training wise. I might just skip this CM at this point.
>GSC announced a duolingo nendoroidYeah, bro, fuck me and my umawife. Anyone but her
>>2860536Look I'm in der/v/ and I'd appreciate if you didn't shittalk Danchou. He does good work and is in the top 50% of the club for fan earners.
>>2860536Hansen is old news, he'd have to face off against Alex Rosen now
>>2860540...but enough about nigger dick!
>>2860533>a loud minority of screeching retardsLiterally no one likes AI slop. This has always been the case, in fact its one of the building blocks of /v/ma. We invaded DALL-E threads because they were disposable garbage that should not be on the board. I'm fine with ignoring and filtering dogshit but thats straight up historical revisionism
>>2860547You and many of us, anon. This CM is a fucking misery. At least next CM we can re-use last CM's UMAs...
>>2860555Holy revisionism. We went to Dall-E threads because we knew the jannies didn't touch them, that's it
>>2860540You are not fucking welcome here
>>2860556>our delusions created a schizo that ruined our threads and we wanna do it again
>>2860555Erm, ackshually, I kinda like AI slop but please keep the topics about Umamusume: Pretty Derby. Thank you.
>>2860555>Literally no one likes AI slop.Clearly not the case with the amount that gets posted here, so much of it never gets you retards seething either when others don't mention it is slop. As soon as you see it called slop though? Yep, there is the tantrum! Could probably call random shit that isn't slop AI and you retards would start melting down.
>>2860486>ardan specificallyHer model's tits are actually about the same size proportionally as umas like Scarlet, Fujin, or Flash who also tend to get drawn with titanic off-model milkers. It's just less obvious because her racewear doesn't really highlight themIt makes perfect sense that she'd get the same treatment in fanart
>>2860560NTA but what about ignoring gold ship ai slop ops, or the whole Aijeet saga, or fighting against the retarded coomers that only wanted to imagedump and ERP. Are you really surprised there is pushback?
>>2860249I'd say it's you got rudolf's unique and the upgraded fall runner. If she was catching up from 5th that times the activation to right after reaching second for the boost an upgraded straightaways gets you.
>>2860569You are not welcome here
>>2860375Being a male trainer in the uma world must be the most miserable expecience ever>beautiful women everywhere but none of them are interested in men>you are destined to die as a virgin cuck>your trainee will have a Iesbian orgy but you are not invitedThere is no way there have been zero cases of extremist incel violence in universe
Don't make me tap the sign >>2856517
>>2860578Good point. Is it just r*dditors getting mad? I don't get it.
>>2860578We hate AI slopWe wuv OCsimple as
>>2860576Just don't bother replying to animals. This threads about to die soon anyway
>>2860583TRULY simple as.
>>2860583AI is OC so that doesn't make any sense
>>2860588Clipping fingers are an abomination against umagod.
4 days left! sharing kinohttps://litter.catbox.moe/vt0kviy2tiua4wi4.mp4
>>2860574But anon told me Emperor's Divine Might sucked this CM!
Who would win:366 Affinity + 14* MileORa dozen fucking ace attempts with no mile S?AI tards and AI haters need not apply, shut the fuck up, leave my thread.Take a Bijin to go.
>>2860592I hate how pulling for pure Sprinters is just a carat sink
>>2860540vishnu is a cock sucking faggot and likes to eat his mother shit
>>2860578>is it every fucking image?out of 234 images, at least 70 are sloppa, most importantly the OP which is very blatant and should have been ignored like you say you do (you don't, you're all accomplices)but yes, the people complaining about it are in the wrong, not the ones using it to shitpost and derail the thread!!!
>>2860597Hey she can do miles
>>286059514 is kinda low ackshually
>>2860601Can she?
You guys are so fucking retarded you deserve the hell you've made for yourselves. I'll see you fags on Stakes day to seethe about CM results.
>>2860599Ok Indian but please stop talking about your gods and your scat fetish in the uma thread
>>2860596im lowkey lost at which side is baiting which, both seem retarded
>>2860603Ermm ackshually I needed some end closer sparks so how about you uhhh go and find a bridge to visit on a wonderful sightseeing adventure with your Trainee before a nice, relaxing visit to a hot springs and then a hotel?
>>2860576And who is going to stop me coming here? You? Of course not, you are some retard with literally zero power. All you can do is seethe into the void. What a sad life you must lead.
>>2860536I will not lie, I am starting to think der/v/ is correct about Nishino.
>>2860600If there's anything about yesterday is that it set a good precedent on what to avoid and what isn't liked here for the future. Maybe future ops wont commit that mistake.
>>2860592Kinda creepy, why is there an empty piano thorough the whole video?
>>2860592my wallet is full and my dick is throbbing
>>2860600The complaining has derailed the thread more than any of the slop has though.
>>2860600>>2860612We used to have OP problems in /vm/ in the past and it was just as cancerous, the moment it's spotted to have some bullshit or be tampered with just bake a new one without having a melty and the people who actually talk about the game will naturally move there
>>2860620mare sex
>>2860606Too many neighers
Wait Machan is a yuri uma????I really wanted to pull her... Guess I will have to remove her from my pull plan now
>>2860600Sounds like /v/ma likes sloppa if a third of the images are sloppa. Maybe the luddites can go to /vmg/ I don't think they post AI there
>>2860616A good way to avoid the complaining (which is coming from multiple people and I understand) is to not have slop in the thread.
>>2860616what a spineless little faggot, talking about derailing while derailing the thread himself, all just to defend a few indians slopping up umas... sad!
wait just opened the threadare the snailcats pissed again?
>>2860627That's never gonna happen because I will keep talking about the game and posting my AI art.
>>2860628>>2860629>Non stop seetheIt's really all you do.
erm, bros im back from a 15 month break, and..>furrows brow>scratches chinwhy does the OP have previous in it?!?!?
>>2860625Saying we like sloppa is disingenuous as aside from homegrown OC which is always kino I don't have a strong preference as long as it looks good or is funny or something like that.
>>2860632>talking about the gamepost your TT team then
+1 image no contribution
>>2860641>I always spit in your species>ESL seething RUMAO
>>2860638What does the B stand for
>>2860566unironic subhuman
>>2860636Don't argue with shitposters
>>2860644Nice description of yourself, r*dditor
>>2860643BOOBS!!!
>>2860643BENIS
a good use of ai
>>2860627If the AI is posted by multiple people why should they have to stop posting just to make the multiple people complaining happy?
>>2860646This, nothing else you can do but wait for a new thread.
>american hours>friday night posting>non-stop rooms>other media recommendations>anons helping each other out>yuro hours>if you don't like sloppa YOU SHOULD LEAVE!!!>zero game discussion>zero (0) roomscan we start skipping a bake so we don't even give these retards a chance?
>>2860637how will I post AI if I do that, I'm UG rank
>>2860643
>>2860657so you don't want to talk about the game and only shitpost, got itwanna host a room then?
>>2860658As expected, no actual answer to the question. Just more seethe.
>>2860655it's shitjeet hour, anon
Holy.
>people hating AIimagine the melties this will cause
Remember to ignore obvious bait please
>>2860653>Yeah we need more mosques to accommodate the brown refugees. If you don't like it you're wrong.
>>2860671>More nonstop seethe and non answers
>>2860662But I was talking about the game until the thread got derailed by some schizos ranting about AI.And no I'm not posting my rank and I'm not joining a room so you can doxx me bwo
काश मैं गोरा होता, मैं अमेरिका में रहना चाहता हूँ, उस गंदी जगह जिसे भारत कहते हैं, में नहीं। अगर तुम मुझे अमेरिका में रहने दोगे तो मैं तुम्हारी जितनी चाहो लंड चूस लूंगा।
>>2860669I think the Anti-AI side is a bit annoying but I agree with them, I don't want to see that trash here.
>>2860667Yup yup I hate her
>>2860667I love almond fraud so much, she's reallt grown on me
>>2860673You clearly don't play the game if you can't show anything that proves it
>>2860673okay then, post your aces if you don't want to... play the game, which uma do you like the most? who's your lobby uma? You're the one actively avoiding game discussion here.
>>2860675There's plenty of trash I don't want to see that gets posted here, you know what I do? I hide it. Like Falco posts.
SHE did this
>>2860653If newfags don't want to assimilate to /v/ma culture they already have a board they can shit up. They already have a place!
If only the chinks aren't a bunch of useless faggots, they would have gotten rid of the jeets a few years ago and the planet can be clean again!
>>2860667Isn't she a top-tier soulless meta pick in JP? I imagine she genuinely will piss some anons off when she releases
>>2860673>too scared to stand his groundpatheticscared your danchou will kick you and the thread will blacklist you?
Me I just don't wanna see that shit on OPs.
>>2860687Almond eye is like the top 1 pick for mediums iirc
>>2860681use better english, shiteater
Post loopercorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrB7siccyLQ
QUICK TELL ME. IS A FRONT WITHOUT PRUDENT AND DD BRICKED
>>2860687With Xogger at least it makes sense because of how popular she is but if every room will have at least one Ai there will be no excuse for why you would use this whoma other than metaslaving.
>>2860694Yes
>>2860692>ESL trying to critique EnglishRUMAO
>>2860694Not necessarily but you're at a disadvantage in the early race if there's other fronts with the movement combo. Same with mile maven + top runner.
nice posting ai and baited all of you, see you again, gotta go harass white women now
>>2860694Big disadvantage
>>2860679>>2860680>>2860688>card 15That proof enough for you doxx obsessed losers? Or will you cry because it's not something I can get doxxed with?
>>2860694Not as long as you have GW and TTL.
>>2860694Skill bloat makes it more and more necessary
So, are they all a family or what's the deal?
>>2860697>filterfag is an indiankek the mask comes off so quickly, it's nice you can't resist the bait
>>2860693https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1k6QcWxu4Q
>>2860705non-blood related but pretty much a whole family
>>2860687I'm going to get her probably but use her for longs.
>>2860708Ingame or real life?
Idc about this, can we go back to uma musume.This is not endorsement on sloppa faggots, they should die
>>2860706You replied to a dumb ass joke crying about my English, only revealing yourself to be an ESL who lacks reading comprehension skills.
>>2860702but I thought everyone liked AI here? shouldn't you be amongst your brethren? in that case who cares if you're shitposting the thread when we all love doing so, unless... you know you're a shitposter and are too scared to show your face like a little bitch?! how come that be I thought AIGODS were all fearless chads...
>All this Almond Eye hateWhat did she do?
>>2860718STOP STARING AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL EYES
I've noticed something interesting in all of this, very interesting indeed.
You know who's fault this is?
>>2860715Where did I say everyone? There's obviously some unhinged people like you here that will seethe and cause drama for my club if I doxx myself. Why would I want that?
>>2860725I am not buying uma armor todd.
>>2860718She poisoned our TP refills, burned our stables, and made Urara cry.
>>2860718Losers of 4chan can't handle true winners and come up with all sorts of excuses for why they suck.
49/50 minutes hurry up bitch
>>2860705STOP STARING AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL' EYESGODDAMN
>>2860715>More ESL seething
>>2860725Fuck you, Todd. Not gonna download the new update for Skyrim.
>>2860727so you admit you're a shitposter that's too scared to show his face and has been shitting up the threads for days on end? good to know you have accountability at least, now fuck off
>>2860725We're gonna need Sixteen TIMES the detail on this open world uma musume game.
>>2860705They have their dads ears, that's so cute. Are they also sisters ingame?
>>2860740Actually, epi IS the dad of efforia
I'm gonna try to finally learn Grand Live
Anyway.>17 year old
>>2860748point to where it says that
>>2860743Oh, well it's stil very cute
>>2860747Good luck anon
>>2860748Yes, welcome to anime.
>>2860737huh? Where did I say I was a shitposter? You're obviously unhinged and rabid and I'm fairly certain you will rage at my Danchou and shitpost about my club since you seem like a schizo.Why would I want to make my club and Danchou your target?
Next bread will be butter
>>2860756Usually its young girls being older than they seem, no?Don't think I saw an adult woman being actually a highschooler before umamusume
>>2860753She is in highschool, so she could be anywhere from 16-18.
>>2860753
>>2860733
>>2860762She looks like she has no nose
NTA but I genuinely don't see the reason to sperg out over AI specifically because it is AI
>>2860757well you said it yourself >>2860727nobody likes AI and you don't have the balls to show who's the brave AI slopper that hijacks OPs and derails threads, if everyone liked it, you wouldn't be so scared of joining rooms or playing the game, now fuck off :)
Enough discourseWHADDYA BUYIN?
>>2860768It's a debate not fit for discussion here but nothing about AI "art" should be supported
>>2860768Not involved in this civil war but I don't like it and don't wanna see it in OPs. Don't care beyond that
>>2860768AI slop has always been shunned here, it's understandable
When is the next irl G1?
>>2860768you must be blind then, there is zero reason to post it
>>2860773A jiggie where this could be discussed perhaps?
>>2860771VIGIVE ME VI TOKENSFUUUUUCK
>>2860768I've seen enough other threads devolve into the same faggots spamming their slop over and over that I'd rather just never see it at all.
You could be doing fan runs instead
>>2860759Someone needs to watch Non Non Biyori.
how do I always lose the nanbu hai? She has B dirt and A mile i don't get it
>>2860783Whats the lore reason uma musume have the ability to spawn tuna out of the air
>>2860783>doing fan runsgo back to the 80s granny, the game does it itself nowadays
>>2860781
>>2860770I didn't say I was a shitposter in that comment, are you blind?You're clearly dumb and rabid, go to r/antiAI or something and calm down
>>2860787Guess she caught you off guard
>>2860770>and derails threadsHe says while shitting his pants and derailing the thread.
>>2860798
>>2860798but ive lost it 4 times now in 2 runs
>>2860798KISS RUDOLFPOSTERD
>>2860792Not him, but you don't belong here
In a way, its like we never left /v/, plenty of threads died back then due to melties over nothing
>>2860781NOT ENOUGH CASH, STRANGER
>>2860792I will find and doxx you
>>2860778Finger (Japan dirt double crown horse, went to 'murrica instead of attempting triple crown) is racing in a USA G1 tomorrow. On Japan side it's over a month until G1's start, 27.9 is Sprinter Stakes.
>>2860806Kinda refreshing to have a dumb as fuck argument, the past like 5 threads were excellent it almost made me think we were uplifted into sentience
>>2860806>over nothing>AI slop OP made in clear bad faith (not even the previous links to the correct thread)>>>>>>nothingyou're part of the problem
>>2860809>Horse named Finger
>>2860805Yeah I do>>2860808sneed
>>2860806Except we can't gatekeep here with stealth threads or bump limits, our threads can be too easily found
>>2860809
Feels like I'm in /vg/ wtf is going on?
>>2860789They love playing Synchro decks in Yugioh
>>2860811>in clear bad faithI thought it wasn't >>2858909 but it's clear OP and the shitposters are just being disingenous and trying to ruin the thread, if next OP has some bullshit again just counterbake instantly without posting
>>2860819IT WILL STABILIZE IT'S UNDER CONTROL
>>2860819It's weekend and we had a bunch of retards come back from dropping the game recently
>>2860731>is that a race outside tokyo? and it's not 2000-2400m?>time to job lolfraudmond
>>2860822I wasn't talking about that one you retard, I'm talking about the OP of this thread, with a blatant sloppa image that clearly wasn't a mistake and wrong information telling of a bake done in bad faith
>>2860819Rice is posting in this thread. It will go back to normal next thread
WHAT IS A CLUBMATE? A MISERABLE PILE OF FANS
>>2860830Or he's a first time baker and made a mistake, not like this is the first time a person messed up the OP
>>2860830Bro that's literally what I linked
>>2860836Posting blatant slop on the OP when there's literal tens of thousands of uma artwork is a troll bake, stop siding with a shitposter
Don't care about this, can we talk about ooma moosomay+ 1 image limit
>trying a few early attempts for CM19 aces>went 2 speed and creek>umas are dogshitI'm now convinced that every support that isn't speed or wit is a complete brick in GL.
i didn't miss anything did i
>>2860842>ooma moosomay
>>2860840Is there even any proof the OP is sloppa
>Don't mind me I am just cleaning up this godforsaken thread
>>2860845>veegeekuno dictus
>>2860845The first 900 posts of this threads were excellent and then it crashed and burned lol
>>2860851Im surprised that it got derailed so damn quickly. The /v/tard genes call to us like the green goblin mask
Here, anon, to make you feel better about the thread
>>2860851I have anti-AI fatigue
>>2860853The fuck? So no proof at all and you wanna shitpost about fake drama?
>>2860787I dunno I won it when I tried, but I'll say Yukino is liable to put herself in bad positions from when I watched her races so she CAN get blocked or her spurt delayed and then you're just praying her massive speed lets her win anyway (but really this describes most girls). Buying some midrace could help
>>2860853Thankfully this argument is over and we can talk about the game in 5 images
we're almost there my neighers
>>2860859I guess I should have, I just truly figured I had zero chance to lose. Oh well. No Mile S so the run was bad anyways...
WATCH WHAT YOU'RE POSTIN SCHIZO
>>2860847
*ENTERS*
>>2860867I KNEEL
new bread doko
>>2860867>he's not in the soup
>>2860867H-he's in the soup!
>>2860809>tomorrow.It's today at Del Mar. Wonder if we'll be able to get a streamhttps://litter.catbox.moe/7afm2kicg8rq8hz8.png
>>2860851It's almost like there is one hyper vocal schizo who doesn't like AI and they just woke up.
Ah... I'm in the shuck!
>>2860866These AI detectors are notoriously trash, it's either synthID or finding the original twitter post the OP posted it from
>>2860877>>2860877>>2860877Alright, glad you faggots got the autism out of your system. Now lets talk about the game
>>2860880https://x.com/ntrjunai/status/2091067849892909058Original creator, openly admits to it in the bio, clearly it was disingenuous when OP said he didn't notice
>>2860847>Is there even any proof the OP is sloppahttps://x.com/ntrjunai/status/2091067849892909058>小説&AIイラスト。NovelAI使用。
