>Scorpio CupRace Conditions: 2200 m, Medium, Turf, Kyoto, Right, Firm, Autumn, Sunny, Registration begins September 15th>Catbox script[Gist] README.md (embed)>Monthly Schedule (September)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1788228201225.jpg (embed)>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2923770
>>2926468Who is this delicious looking blonde flattie?
>>2926482me :)
>>2926484eat something
>>2926486:(
1lb yeppers showed up to training more times than kitasan I'm starting to think specialty priority doesn't do anything
Got an idea last thread
>>2926494NOOOOO TOREINA YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PURE FOR YOUR TRAINEEEE
Things were getting a little silly back there. Glad to we're back to normal. Now getting on to more serious topics: Why the fuck did they release Blaze Brian 6 months after the song?
>>2926494this did not happen
>>2926494>>2926496sometimes you think you found the one but then another one shows up and you realize she wasn't the one but the other one is the oneit can't be helped
I love off-topic /v/ma.
>>2926499to give you time to save carats :)
>>2926502foid hands typed this
CM19 Roomas?226898222268982222689822
>>2926496But anon, they are all trainees
>>2926494>Suzuka>Seiun>Ayabe>Taiki>Wedding Fine
>>2926494LMAO, I sadly feel like this with CB and my wife, she has turned me into a cheater
>>2926494many are doing this
>>2926499I know blaze Brian is good but Laurel comes out really soon after. I'm assuming Brian is just more universal?
>>2926508nope, just a filthy umawife switcher trying to justify it
>>2926517laurel is an incel
>>2926513But Taiki is bigger and sluttier
>>2926517Laurel = LateBrian = Pace
>>2926522Palmer then
>>2926513Seiun gives off the impression that she'd be a dead fish in bed
I said I'd do it, so guess what time it is.
Reminder, big ears are a sign of an impure uma
Wow people talking about, the game, a guy posting OC and rooms all within 15 minutes of the new thread.Who could have expected that the thread quality would instantly improve
>>2926529
>>2926527You bought StarOcean?
>>2926509Uuuh looking good!?738017067380170673801706
Oh good. Fresh bread.
>>2926527Horse dildo
>>2926525She'd probably just play the fish part because she's a lazy fuck.
>>2926538who the FUCK is this?
>>2926537I'm starting to think shrewd step may have been a waste of skill points
>>2926542Rape Shower
>>2926542A seductive villain.
>>2926517Brian is Long-specific (ult gets stronger on Longs, two white heals in her kit, Long accel, more generic skills are Spring Runner and Latch On/its gold version)Laurel is somewhat less Long-specific (ult also gets stronger on longs, has a Long velocity gold, also has Keep Going so her ult's heal always gets use, Latch On, Tail Held High and Late Straightaways and can get a bunch of other skills with events)
>Medium S>Decent stats>Only a single event chain finishedOhh I hate this
>>2926542Itssame M____!
>>2926527>he bought the Ai plush
>>2926535>>2926539>>2926555It's Teio Time.
>>2926529#notalldonkeys
>>2926555I would accept the fish gift and then slap her in the face with it.
>>2926537Time to save my luck for the CM! Thanks for joining!
started making parents for sprintslop because it basically requires you to run 3 different styles and i don't have time to play GLslop
>>2926558
>>2926558SHE has arrived
donkeys WON
>>2926558Teiobro btw
>>2926525Seiun would just lazily go face down ass up like a retarded cat.
>>2926558Kill yourself
>>2926568Cuuuuute!
>there are anons here who have never touched an ass.
Starting to think I hopped onto the Frontrunner train at the worst fucking time possible. Perhaps using that crystal on SMaru was not such a bright idea.
>>2926576sounds like you're mad you don't have a Teio figure
>>2926558AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH, IT'S TEIO TIME
>>2926582does your own count?
>>2926583This is not a particularly strong CM for them, but the next one they'll be potent. Please ask the thread if you are confused because fronts are finnicky beasts. One or two skills missing, too low of wit etc can screw things up entirely
>>2926494I had 3 oshis before I met my kamioshi.
>>2926583>Perhaps using that crystal on SMaru was not such a bright ideaBwo. She gets 3 more rerun banners...
>>2926504>Bayformers prime
Did you guys see the OoT remake thing? Am I the only one that thought it looks like a garbage "hire this man" Unreal Engine demo?
>>2926603umamusume?
>>2926603>Am I the only one that thought it looks like a garbage "hire this man" Unreal Engine demo?The entirity of /v/ has been saying that nonstop for roughly 7 hours.
>>2926603I have never played Ocarina of Time and I own an N64 and played shit like DK64 and Bomberman Hero. Won't start playing it now since I don't have a Switch, Link To The Past is a good game though
>>2926605I wasn't on /v/ but I'm glad I wasn't the only one that thought that
Thoughts on her solo? I think it's very cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1qVGXvNB3Q
>see festival tama in pub race>she procs ult at the start of midrace>got PDM'd by the lucky pacekek
Can’t believe it’s gonna be a year tomorrow :(
Sorry for the bad bake guys
>>2926601We have to represent the zumas somehow.
>>2926603I played the original, didn't bother with the 3DS remake and won't bother with this one. MM was better anyway
Windy!
>>2926595I'm still figuring out the deets but I'm getting there. What exactly makes them stronger next CM? Is it just Kita ult being good again?>>2926600Yeah I know, I was just desperate for a decent speed card after getting raped by Tachyon and I succumbed to temptation. At least now I can sorta play until Pasa.
>>2926622Did you listen to her solo?
>>2926625Only the short version
>>2926631well why haven't you listened to the full version? It came out today
>>2926625>asking the Windyfag if he cares about Windylollmao
>>2926603oh so THATS what linkrel was referencing? lolhttps://d.uguu.se/SQYYXOFA.mp4does anybody else have the "invalid uploader thing on catbox?
>>2926624Kita, Ballroom, and regular Seiun all work, 3 accels is disgusting amount of win condition
And one last one.
Guys? After I went on an outing with Flower Light Hello doesn't want to date me anymore unless I spend more than a year in naked dogeza. Is this an intended mechanic?>>2926603I don't trust current ninty to put out anything of value.
>>2926603If this came out before AI slop became popular people would've said it looks great, except Link's and Zelda's faces.
>>2926636oh, its the alt, nice!
>>2926582I enjoy the fact that half of us are wizards and the other half are fathers and even grandfathers
Since an uma and a ningen can only result in either male ningen, female ningen or uma, does it count as miscegenation?
>>2926632Completely forgot about that. Will do, thanks!
>>2926636Cute. We love Teio here.
>>2926615worst 'ganda of all time
>>2926603I don't know why everything looks so greasy. I'd still fuck Saria though.
>>2926656???
>>2926634I should play RE4 for the first time. looks fun
>>2926656advertising an uma plainly doesnt work when shes over a year out. imo even the "bros wonder acute in 8 months!" was stretching it
>>2926646and Machico
>>2926658All part of the fat agenda. They want obese umas to be the new normal
>>2926636>covered earssplendid
der/v/edos... It's over...
>>2926638It needed to come out before the "hire this man" videos
>>2926666she isn't fat though???
>>2926670
>>2926672she's FAT!
>guise can you look at my wife? and talk about her?? unprompted???That's second windy
>>2926635I see, I see. I'll start working on parents soon then, base Seiun I have but I'll need to incorporate Kita as a gp so I can borrow ballroom later.
What is the uma equivalent of pic related?
>>2926678Kita and Ballroom are more important then Base Seiun, so funnily enough you'd want Seiun as a grandparent and then Kita parent unless you're training Kita herself
>>2926677Suzukafags on suicide watch.
>>2926680
holy suzubroken
>>2926686You now remember the esl suzuka cuckposter
>>2926680Inari
>>2926683(((WE))) wuv Suzie K though
>>2926686He's not wrong though.Suzukafags get a free pass to be annoying when any other uma would have had Teio tier PR by now, is all.
>>2926680https://youtu.be/uYAIdoYIbH4
Its been a year...
>>2926700It's still the 8th.
>>2926705Time zones, Dotoposter, time zones
>>2926702orange is a very bright and audacious color for a himecut, I'm surprised at how well it works
>>2926705
>>2926700
>>2926709>>2926711In countries that matter it's still the 8th.
>>2926713
post your rarest yabe
>>2926713Its 9th in Japan...
>>2926696Only tourists from /vg/ hate Teio.
Burger...
>>2926718
YOU KNOW FOR HOW EASY PEOPLE SAID XOG WAS TO BUILD ALL OF THIS SETUP OF BLUE, PINK, AND WHITE SPARKS SURE IS BEING A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS
>>2926677What are you on about?
>>2926700It's still like yesterday to me...
SHUT UPSHUT UPSHUT UPSHUT THE FUCK UP DOTO WHEN I'M TALKIN TO (YOU)
https://poal.me/pf3tegShow us who (You) dated.
>said I'd only ever consider Hokko if I got Tama in a tenner>it actually happenedOn one hand, oh yeah. On the other hand, oh no.
>>2926722>xogger encountering the first hardship in their lifeLet me guess, you failed a 45% training too. Ogurifags truly are the most oppressed race...
>>2926728This poll ran out of options early on so many umas are missing, not looking good.
I didn't know what Linkin Park were saying in their lyrics, I just liked that they had anime in their MVs.
>>2926734Look again lil neigha
>>2926728Who dates Tamamo Cross? What the hell
Is angling on a pace for 2x End XOguri 4x Dom lobbies too cute?
>>2926716noone cares about asexual umas
>>2926744Pace angling is a pretty good gamble, I've seen some Rice Showers pop off with that shit. And Pace Xogs of course. Angling on pace is better when fronts are out of the picture, and for this CM you're way less likely to run into front teams
>>2926743I date Tamamo Cross.
>>2926728>Tamamo>Palmer>Neicha>Cafe>all major sluts with 8 bodies
>>2926716
>>2926746brown post
>>2926744Not like there's anything else to give them, but you would ideally want a Seiun with Pace skills which limits your borrow options unless you've got her yourself. Or you could borrow a Front Seiun setup to try and get a groundwork set + Angling
>>2926753
Suzuka should be bigger
So how good are they? I have neither but I really like them and now I just so happen to have 30.000
>>2926758I would be brown if I was a Cafefag.
>>2926670>>2926670FUCKING FINALLY FOUND IT i really need to organize my shit better man
>>2926763your cuck fetish gives it away bwo
>>2926762Tama is a medium pace focused runner and Inari is a long specialist end closer.
>>2926764>bow on the wrong side in the first panel
>>2926766Oh shit it's that girl from the limbus company event
>have Kitasan>have Ballroom Seiun>can't run either in the Arima Kinen because I don't have gigaautismomaxxed 3billion whites 0.001% perfect front parents like the autists here do have and say you need>Also no SMaru lolWhat do?
>>2926769Mareyano >>>>>>>>> Mayano
>>2926772Get to grindin, son.
>>2926766Damn, limbus did an uma collab? I might actually pick it up
>>2926765>bwoI'm not gonna sit here and be lectured by a zoophile.
>>2926772You find a giga autismo borrow and you work on some quick and scrappy parent of your own. Start loopan boy
>>2926773Yepyano > everything else
>>2926772>No parentsYour borrow will carry you>No SMaruYou have to borrow a card anyway so you borrow that
>>2926781
>>2926772You have over a month anon, enough time to get your own hyperautismo loop going.
>>2926783
>>2926769like so?
Farm harder
>>2926772You don't need the navigation combo for long builds.
>>2926767Sooooo are they good?
>>2926787Farm harder fer whut? Our danchou taught us not to be ashamed of our fans
>>2926789Yes, but not for sex
>>2926772Just farm for groundwork and firm resolve, the lane movement combo is apparently shit in Arima Kinen
>>2926788Why wouldn't you?
>>2926792>the lane movement combo is apparently shit in Arima Kinenwhere you guys getting this from?
>>2926774>>2926780>>2926782>>2926784>>2926788>>2926792Wait, I could actually run them? Fronts have my respect, last CM I tried to build them I got schooled in Frontmaking
>>2926799Yes, once you get a parent or two of your own going it will be much easier for you. Just start working towards it now. Probably will want some stam sparks so find a borrow with the stuff you need and grandparent it in
>>2926789Inari is really good at Longs but we don't get a lot of thoseTamamo was already good at everything and this one is a bit less good at everythingIf you don't really like them save your carats
>>2926794>>2926796nta but if I understand it correctly, it's something about how some long tracks start on a curve and thus dodging danger makes you slower by pushing you away from the inner rail at a vital point of the early race
>>2926796Some old jp video someone linked once, I think it was this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMsWQ5-AQuc
>>2926805I was worried that might be the case. If so, then that makes sense. So would you guys think that including dodging danger is actually a negative this time around?
cygames should release my wife earlier
How is BSeiun meant to get Angling? Or does Angling not work?
>>2926816You have to do a little bit of incest
>>2926816>How is BSeiun meant to get Angling? You'll have to get it at random from a grandparent.>Or does Angling not work?It does work on a slight delay, but it's not enough delay to make it weaker.
>>2926816Grandparent it in. Angling is slightly delayed. Kicks in on the third corner after late-race, which starts on a straight. Kitasan and Ballroom will go off immediately during late race, so you'd combo it into angling essentially.
>>2926820I heard Angling didn't work
>>2926820>>2926822>>2926823Fuck that might make my plan harder, I don't think I'm that good
>>2926825Time to step it up neigha
>ENTER
>>2926809Yes, it's just thi picture. DD works normally because most races are on a straight so being on the outer lane does not matter. Here being on the outer lane will fuck you over because it's on a corner
Xoguri losses will continue until morale improves>Yada Yada
>>2926830Being that far on the corner does seem like it'd do more harm than good. Appreciate the heads up
>>2926832what losses
>friends and I getting into 40k>if a soldier begins to doubt the imperium and their crusade and realize it's all nothing and barely held together by scraps, they fall to the influences of chaos>hey that's a neat dynamic, good thing no such thing exists in real life>back to uma>feeling miserable because parent grinding has been atrocious and there's a week and a half left >start questioning why I go through so much for another plat when I have 7>start questioning this whole rat race when I tryhard and save and just to get good cards 3 months from now to tryhard and save more >
Okay, so I looked through the timeline, and the next Uma I really want is Gimlet, who we should get in about three months. Are there any support cards coming out between now and then that I absolutely need to pull for?
>>2926838one step closer to umarolling and not giving a fuck
Curren being the cutest as usual
>>2926826Nah you don't get it, I'm like the worst compared to the Front trainers here, I'm like an ameba trying to compare to a God
>>2926847Only one way to get better
>>2926840Ramonu...
>>2926843
I heard we love Teio now.
>>2926876OH BOYIT'S TEIO TIME
>>2926876We have always been at war with antiteiosia.
Rooma time.
>>2926906Total Falco Love
For ends, is it better to run MLB Finemo and borrow MLB CB, or run 1LB CB and borrow MLB Sirius?
>>29269371lb cb borrow mlb fm. Sirius is a garbage card
https://files.catbox.moe/q44ani.mp4New jigglykino just dropped.
>>2926940I thought From the Brink was good this cm, though
>>2926943this is incredibly in character for curren-chan and I hate it.
>>2926944It's just OYL(mediums) but it's an agemasen card with better hints. I'm running Neicha but I guess ends don't have that option
>Just started a new loop
>>2926943I quite like Curren and I hate the perception she has here
Stamina debuffers are sovl right?
>>2926943You should isolate the dab and make that its own webm
>>2926954yes
Curren is BACK.
>>2926943bro is like a decade late with that reference>>2926947seeing real horses not reminds me of this
>>2926960Sweet, guess it's alright if I wrec-- join some rooms then
>>2926954yeah, sov lame you should kys
>complain about lowrolling speed>next career, game decides to be funny and gives my speed cards +100 priority>in exchange my witcards are permanently goneokay game very funny and yeah I have no idea why I'm still not abandoning the run
>>2926966Fine, I'll make a mejiro ryan
>>2926960This still makes me hate Curren even more.
>>2926954For Xogger CMs you are required to bring at least 1 debuffer, might as well do something funny.
>>2926970that's more like it
>>2926975I'm not gonna lie I did this because I think it's hilarious to see umas running out of gas
>>2926943Will this raging fucking homosexual faggot ever do umaporn?
https://files.catbox.moe/of8zx9.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/b7hl0l.mp4
>>2926943The way this is animated makes me want to vomit. Not even the original is this unappealing
>>2926974I’ll never understand how anyone could hate her
>>2926996I just hate the 4chan version of her.
>>2927000It's not our fault she opened her gates for every torena that came to her banner.
>>2926991Average age is at last 40 here.
https://files.catbox.moe/t5t3jk.mp4
Do you think people will be using oonigers in Arima Kino?
Just a reminder, since we're now in the correct week: S3E1->S3E8Unix: 1789045200Japan: 2026/9/11 @ 10:00 AM JSTAmerica: 9/10/2026 @ 3:00 PM HST, 5:00 PM AKDT, 6:00 PM PDT & MST, 7:00 PM MDT, 8:00 PM CDT, 10:00 PM EDTEurope: 11/9/2026 @ 2:00 AM BST, 3:00 AM WEST, 4:00 AM CEST & KALT, 5:00 EEST & MSK & TRT
>>2927005I expect it to be a front-heavy CM, so yes
>>2927003probably more like late 20s/early 30s when you factor in the zoombabs
>>2927011So I should bring stam debuffers then, thanks
>>2926996The way she talks is really annoying, worse than anyone else in the game. I would even rather listen to unintelligible zoomer talk over a bunch of hashtag bullshit.
>>2927011Not really sure who to run alongside my Seiun or what comp to go for. Don't have a Kitasan
>>2927012>Rudolf>CB>Ace>Tazuna>Maruzensky>RamonuWhat zumas?
>>2927020I thought you were talking about the thread, forget about it
>>2927020I think he meant the thread goers and not the umas.
>>2927023Pokke is not a zuma.
Hating Curren is a sign of mental illness
dont 'ate currenjust don't care for her
Pokke may or may not be a Zuma
>>2926943I closed the tab the millisecond I recognized that shit meme format.
I just do not care about curren.
Jungle Pocket is only one year younger than me.
>>2927045Taiki and I were born the same month.I'm only 2 weeks older.
oy toreina, you done with your medium team yet?
>>2927048Yes, I'm looping Long parents now.
>>2927048I don't even have parents
>>2927050Noice, just started long loopan today myself
>>2927048I need to get to 400k points for MLB Ardan, so auto'ing long parents
>>2927052brucewaynebros...
>>2927048No I'm trying to highroll with a 3/1/1/1
This is how I picture danchou saying wuv you
So I was looking to see if there are any umamusume who had to race each other in their debut, and it turns out Rose Kingdom lost to Victoire Pisa in his debut IRL.I don't think the Rose Kingdom umamusume was announced at the time Victoire Pisa's career came out.Any JPdacchis think Rose Kingdom's story will make you fight Victoire Pisa in the debut race?It would be kinda funny if you had to race a souped up rival in a debut.
>>2927059
>>2927037>>2927031>>2927023>>2927060Stop posting about Umas that aren't on global yet. It's forbidden.
I wuv you all /v/mabros
>>2927064Pokke is a movie star
>>2927048Need to improve my front runners
>>2927064nyo
>>2927048I'm ready, bring them on!
>>2927075Delete this immediately. You are not allowed to talk about newmas here.
>>2927078I think I'm gonna be sick..
>>2927073Mihono Grokbon, make her hold a hamburger
>>2927060They were announced at the same time dude
>>2927078The year is 2026. A herd of fuckin' ugly grays. are rushing from the countryside. Soullessness skyrocketed! The stakes are ruined! Therefore, the Tracen student council called Copano Rickey's relative, "Wang" for the retirement of the grays. Wang is a racing machine. Outrun all 1.2 billion of the gray horses! However, in Cygames headquarters there was a secret project in progress! A project to transform the retired Oguri Cap into the ultimate meta!
A well built endxog feels impossible to deal with
>>2927082
>>2927087
>>2927087This will be burger in 2016McDonalds, HIRE THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY
>>2927083Hmmmmm I thought Victoire Pisa was announced months earlier. Oh well. So they already have a debut fight?
come kill my jobbers in a CM rooma807642718076427180764271
>>2927088Eat the FUCKING burger you FUCKING weeb TRASH
>>2927094>quad stamina debuffers
>Professor of Curvature from kita>Gold recovery >Speed Star from Finemo>See ya Later from scenario>Come what May from Tachyon's scenario link>Unstoppable from Tachyon>Solid Strike from wit Oguri>Plus whatever golds your uma might already haveThis feels like too many golds to afford many of the good whites/greens as well.
>>2927094yeah my girls weren't surviving 6 stam debuffersyes I'm counting the Dober and Rice yes they also died at the end711833357118333571183335
>>2927102that was fucking hilarious
>>2927101This is why you want sparks for the white skills that upgrade into the golds so you can get SP discounts. Plus getting the +3 gold hints from Kita/Tachy/Oguri for a 30% discount on them too.
>>2927102and this is with a Xog that's packing 2 gold recovery by the way, and Golshi effectively has over 1k stam with a gold recoverythey still die687373116873731168737311
Would anyone be interested in Haru memorial race sometime later? In Arima Kinen
>>2927118I can't do fun races anymore I need all my tp for loopa
it's funny that Haru was the reason I downloaded the game in the first place and now I couldn't care less about her
>>29271136/9
>>2927123gateway uma
>>2927120
>>2927123NL was the reason I downloaded this game and now I couldn't care less about him.
>>2927123Same but Tachyon
>>2927113-ACKalright that's enough out of me for now, I'm gonna go build stamina debuffers after this booty blasting
I wonder if the fanfic requests guy enjoyed anything I posted or if it wasn't his style.
>>2927123Bad opinion, Haru's growth and realizing she does care about improvement and winning, and going into the most hostile race for her anyways, knowing she's going to experience her first real defeat of her life, one she won't just wave away as having fun, is still one of the best moments in the game.
>trying to free up space on my follow list>some guy changes his borrow uma to a Teiofastest unfollow of my life
Best uma of each month?
>>2927140>I'm gonna go build stamina debuffers after this booty blastingWatching other umas run out of gas is funny, but I will say that it does nothing against End xoggers.
>>2927123Haru a cute but theres so many better umas
>>2927048I not only haven't started, I don't even know who I'm running yet.
>>2927150Curren is cute every month, which automatically makes her the best uma every month.
>>2927140>>2927152Yeah those were dishonorable games on my part, probably unlikely you'll get hit with one like that. And Endxog definitely is insulated well. I tried to stack on every white stam debuff possible but it's tricky to hit her with the big ones. Dominator will be more useful against her if you want a better chance at finals, but I can't be bothered. I'm moving on to the next one
Ayo what the fuck, this tama alt is kinda beast. She can be scary in practice
>>2927155I meant more by release month, but shore.
>>2926636This alt is so sexy. I quite like it.
>>2926943MAKE PORN ALREADY
>>2927159He's lowkey right
>>2927167which uma would say this?
>>2927169Dober.
>>2927118Yes I am!
>>2927169Digitan
>>2927170Wuv that gooner
>>2926943Had to close it the instant I saw that mouth opened like a fucking pudding
>>2927174
Genuine is genuinely one of the genuinely cutest newmas. My feelings are genuinine
>>2927177Im catching up on star blossom and im very curious to see her deal
I... Like newmas?
>>2927180You start believing in newma loversYou are one
>>2927168
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU>UmadacchiUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU>Umapyoi umapyoiUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU>(Sukidacchi)UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU>UmapoiUMA UMA UMYA UMYA (3, 2, 1, fight!)
I can't believe it... Nintendo hired that man
>/v/maM4A1>Oy neighNegev>der/v/M200>/v/mapyoiG11>/v/mersvidya butts
>>2927188Would Mongolian throat singers be pro-rickey or anti-rickey?
>>2927180many are saying this
>>2927195No joke, where is vidya butts now?
>>2927199Room 102.
>>2927199pretty sure he retired
>>2927201
>>2927195/v/ma is that fatty Spas-12
If curren is so great, where's her scenario?
>>2927195kino
talk about rickey, check what ive found https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcE5YIx1RL0
Between bourbon,ardan and jordan whats the better F2P speed card bros?
>>2927209Brian from the club point shop
>>2927209How is Ardan btw? I think for front oriented cards Bourbon is "the best" not really due to stats but due to Taking the Lead being so strong. Jordan is nice but more niche usage
>Gets an scenario to herself>Actually it's not and she gets cucked in it for no reasonheh...
>>2927206Nobody talks about Rickey.
>>2927209f2p deck at this moment in time is kitasan, tachyon, and maruzensky
Currenfags do NOT play the game
>>2927195>suddenly GFLwhat the fuck, based!>like Taurus curve/Colphne>be in der/v/ and accurate!>>2927202>>2927201damn.. he was my hero. i still remember telling several anons that vidya butts is actually ak-12
>baited nobody award
was there new bounceKINO released today?
>>2927220what is this schizo is talking about>>2927222>>2926943
>>2927222Yes, one for the cutest uma
>>2927209I like Jordan
>>2927219>be in der/v/>fave is HelenWhat now?
>>2926943>that fucking videothat shit was like 8 years ago...
>>2927227both sides of one der/v/My fav is Vector, which club am i spiritually aligned with?
>>2927224she's not the cutest Uma but people don't like when I post who is
>>2927235Windybro...
>>2927235TeioGOD...
>>2927209Ardan has 1speed, 2 power, while Shakur has 2speed 1power base stats, so they're not terrible, especially if you stack them with other cards that boost TE and mood to really benefit from that. Jordan is a worse stat stick for speed but better "roamer" which is a meme. Bourbon is better then Jordan, with 2speed and 10TE but slightly less special priority, but worse then Ardan unless you really need every last drop of speed
>>2927236We love Windy here
>>2927188>yogurt uma affirmations (left ear)>umapyoi densetsu x2 speed (right ear)
Hey oldfags, I'm apparently either too inattentive or too new to know who vidya butts is. Where can I find more info about what you guys talk about?
>>2927251holy mother of all newfags
>>2927251
>>2927251If you didn't terminally have /v/'s catalog open the past few years it is possible you missed the guy posting ass every so often
>>2927235sorry windybro, she is the cutest, clanker confirms.
>>2927254 >>2927256 >>2927259 >>2927263I mean it could be just me being inattentive... don't forget the possibility you're just talking to a retarded faggot.Is vidya butts pre 2018 or did I seriously just completely miss their existence.
>>2927267>>2927236not a Windybro
>>2927267>slopinion
>>2927266Oh yeah, I don't go to /v/. Ever. I ALMOST did because I wanted to find /v/ma, and then I found out that you guys got evicted.
>>2927269It's okay, brother. You're among friends, you don't have to hide here.
>>2927268have a quick look at https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22vidya%20games%22/deleted/deleted/type/op/filter/text/page/1/>>2927274she has a nice tummy
>>2927274If it was Windy I'd have no problem posting her but she's a newma so I can't post her anymore until she comes to global
>>2927272One man's mission against the jannies.He would routinely make threads simply with the text "vidya butts" accomponied by an image of Essex's butt.
>>2927267
>>2927195>beepoIt's never looked better!
>essex's
>>2927281>essexbro?
>>2927280Good Curren is not that cute I'm afraid
>>2927285>>2927286sorry I don't even know who that character is. I don't play other gachaslop
>>2927284after carefully considering it, i decided that i WILL the beepo
>>2927278 >>2927281Well shit, thanks for catching me up.
>>2927295It's AK-12 from girlsfrontlineYes it's been going on for over 10 years it feels like
>>2927281um her name is vidya butts
>>2927297yup, and im already saving for her in the 2ndd game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xltcSWraWJw
>>2927297
Do we get any more outings for umas? I know it'll eventually become permanent.
>front parent>3* speed>1* late surger pink
>>2927313There will be 9 more eventually. Assuming we get the KFC collabs that is.
Are you guys planning on running mostly stamina sparks for Arima Kinen? Or are you planning on using a stamina card?
>>2927211>Not Golshi from the fantasy event
>>2927317>KFCAh so that's where those animations came from.
>>2927321I'm pushing 900 with full sparks, on a god run I might get 1KI'd rather go for full passive stam over leaving 3/2/h because of how bad doing so is unless your uma can make a power card work or has speed growths
>>2927315This neighga's trying to make Nature into a front
>anther -5 borrowsWell, tomorrow is another day
>>2927335Whatcha workin on spechud?
>>2927317>tfw no racecourse strolls
>>2927317No way is that KFC one happening
>>2927335Are you burning carats/refills to do runs this fast?
>>2927338Kitasan with this statline and the usual front shit and this Suzuka with GW and maybe Unrestrained over Top Runner
>>2927350Cm20?
>>2927363No, this one. The fuck am I going to do with Trackblazer on a long?
>>2927350Unrestrained is a dead skill until cm 22 vro
>>2927321Full stamina with full sparks, I expect a lot of stam debuffers
>>2927372>>2927321Hmm, this is making me question settling with my 1* wit 3* long seiun grandparent. Might want to get stam on every lineage.
Cried watching beginning of a new era again award
>>2927379>HE'S SOBBING
>>2926943Blessed Anna giving us endless Curren bounces. Shame that no other animators like Curren.
We need a Team Ascella anime.
>>2927385Too many newmas. They should remake Season 1 instead
>>2927385We need a Vodka and Daiwa focused season
>>2927389No, we need a daiwa and vodka movie which Aston Machan hijacks
>>2927392
>>2927392Isn't Vodka the GOAT? surprised she doesn't get more buzz
>>2927387Yeah but you would like them once you get to know them, especially Rhein Kraft.
>>2927400if it's as lame as season 3 it would have the opposite effect really
>>2927400she became one of the main umas on the new startup video in jp uma. now i cant look at Suzubutt whenever i launch the game. Kraft is my mortal enemy
How big of a burden will it be for pacers at Arima not being able to use Nishino Wit since my borrow is on Tachyon? I'd be great to use Creek again finally.
make one with neo universe based on 100 years of solitude racing optional
>>2927398Vodka is one of the best mares Japan has ever seen.This quality is significantly under appreciated because everyone is now a mare. Also she's a fucking dork with zero aura as the kids say.
>>2927409You were borrowing Nishino Wit for downward descent no? That's not in play for arima
>>2927379RTTT>BNE
>>2927419I started rewatching RTTT but forgot to finish it halfway through
>>2927195>>2927199>>vidya butts>character from another series shows up as a background cameo
she ded right
>>2927438ye
>>2927438Yeah, that low guts, sub-700. All that speed + velocity skills. Those heals aren't enough to save her most likely
>>2927438Not really. But if there are 2 set of stam debuffers
>>2927438I'd say yes since her unique is also a stam drain
>>2927442Umalator says she barely survives with 13hp at great mood, she gasses at normal. One white debuff would be all it takes
what a handsome man
>dude MALESur ghey lol
this umamusume should sit on my face
>>2927464Silence Suzuka?!
>>2927419RTTT is good too but I really like every angle of BoanE where I really only care about Ayabe for RTTT
>>2927464Machan wouldn't do that.
>>2927464BUONO N-
>>2927411I know very little about her but from now on I will assume she is the Melquíades of the Uma universe.
>>2927379>Pokke vs. Dantsu at the Derby>Pokke's recurring nightmares>Fuji's spotlights turning on again
NTR arc was better imo and the payoff at the Kikuka Sho was excellent
>>2927468ONLY? Reaaaaaaaaally?
>>2927458oh well, if liking boys makes me gay then, i guess, whatever
>"alright time to make aces">practice poor in pre-debut>2nd place in debut race>fail 2% failure checks 4 times>slow metabolism>infirmary heals practice poor instead>mild success on second concert>no skill pt gain at all after first summeris this glue? she got head-on and medium S though
>>2927195Remember to stay hydrated, family.
>>2927489Would Nature really say this
>>2927490>is this glue?certainly sounds like it by the description, but we'd need to see the stats/skill spread. Maybe you salvaged it
>>2927490Yes, missing 5 turns of training is glue
>>2927379There's a lot to complain about BOANE like the pacing of anybody other than pokke and tachyon. Cafe and Dantsu got done dirty man.That being said, I still hold my breath during the entire scene of pokke breaking through at the end.
>>2927490Failing that many trainings is almost definitely enough to make your run glue but you also could've posted her if you weren't already sure it was a waste
>GL manual SS rank
>>2927490>2nd place in debut raceThe run was glue here.
>Make good aces>Lose to OguriThis is very demoralizing
>>2927468I didn't really like Ayabe, her dead sister still doesn't make her standoffishness any less unbearable
>>2927404Oh shit, they finally updated the title screen?
>>2927506The worst of xogslop will be over after this CM. Hold the line. Don't try too hard for this one. I fully support you going all in on debuff slop.
>>2927379i wish it came out in cinemas in my country
>>2927490>fail 2% failure check>4 timesYeaaah I usually just stop playing seriously around that point.
>>2927507Hot take but I thought Ayabe's schizo segment was the most offputting thing about Road to the Top. It just felt so out of place compared to everything else, and a really weird character arc that didn't really have a satisfying payoff. Honestly I feel that way about most of the characters from RTT. Felt like they tried to do too much at once and because of that none of them really came off as all that great. It was unfocused
>>2927404Is there another uma that gets backshots instead?
>>2927511It came out in Europe and South America from what I rememberYou that one russian anon?
>>2927487Opera was decent I guess
>>2927508yuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8AG9cTZnVY>>2927514kind of but not really, i didnt look too close. if you see anything, do post screenshots
>>2927468ayabby!
>>2927522literally devoid of any and all soul
>>2927522
>>2927522our brian-anon will be happy in 2 years
>>2927507sister deadcan still give head
>>2927516>You that one russian anon?nope, im in west europe
>>2927526i mean, not completely
>>2927530I see through your tricks Andorran... You don't even HAVE movie theaters there!
>>2927531Spe...
>>2927537spee as in speedchang as in chang
>>2927516i believe youre talking about me, but im not exactly russian, and not exactly in the russian speaking shitholes now. BOaNE was in theaters like 2 months ago, but i wasnt willing to drive over 200km to watch it
>>2927522Rhein Kraft is one of the new MCs?
Hello fuckers. I have a niche question for you all. Does a team with a front booster need a 2nd front or a debuffdr
Here is pearl edited without the fish lips.
>>2927559sorta? i didnt read the new story, but shes like one of 4 or 5 members of Team Ascella (the new team in main story part 2)
>>2927563RUINED
>>2927563put them back
>>2927559Doesn't she go into a fucking coma in main story part 2? Plus she gets the welfare alt like Spe did, so kind of yeah
>>2927563>Suddenly looks like a teenager
>>2927563This is fucked
>>2927560The people running fronts I think they're using onige + front ace + debuffer
https://es.sporcle.com/games/vleks/name-the-racehorses-the-umamusume-are-based-onJP learning fags abstain, now is YOUR chance to show how much you love horses or if you only love the anime girl shaped ones
>>2927576OH YEAH BABY, I GOT IT
>>2927563Remove the ugly mole too
>have 6*stam 6*med parent>best borrowed parent I can find is 8*stam 8*med with decent looped whites>average stat spread by the end of a run is 1500/700/1000/500/1100 with 1 or 2 white heals >deck is 3spd/2wit/1helloI'm running out of borrows and time so I don't have the leisure of experimenting more. What's the play here? Should I try and find a powermaxxed parent and slot in Creek? If yes, do I replace a speed card or wit?
>>2927576Sadly I already mastered katakana so I'm too 日本語上手 for this.
>>2927576I'm not even going to bother. I already suffer from face blindness as is, this is just going to remind me I'm horse blind too. Also I am in fact learning Japanese.>>2927581That one's not fair, you can easily read that one!
>>2927563>looks a million, no-ten million times betterWhy didn't they just do this for her official design?
>>2927576>Jugar quiz>Mas informacion>Sporcle Tienda
>>2927586What a majestic creature
>>2927565>>2927559She is.Even the chapter that's supposed to be for Cesario, Rhein Kraft felt more like the main character.
>>2927613It is cursed thinking that Spica would end up with Super Creek... Also, somehow on brand, given how restrictive and up tight Rigil is.
>>2927586That statline is pretty good desu, I think you should sack wit in any case if you're gonna run a stam
>>2927586take a hit on looped whites and get your maxed stam sparks on the borrow. Run jordan speed for her gold. pray for a highroll.
Wait am I retarded, if I start saving TODAY I can almost quadruple spark ramonu?
>>292758614 stamina sparks should be enough to get close to 800 if you tap stamina training a couple times during summer. You run a speed card that can give you a gold heal like Jordan or the new Ardan freebie for pace
>>2927586What style are you running? Also, for the future, you placed way too much emphasis on getting pink sparks on your parent and should have used whatever you've got that has 2 or 3* stam and maybe some relevant whites, that'd be 5 or 6* stam on just your grandparents.
>>2927379Tachyon gets some amount of flack here because she's secondarybait, but the finale was just as much for her sake as Pocket's and it works really fucking well. For the whole movie she was denying herself, acting as an above it all scientist willing to do anything for her experiment. But doing that is denying her own existence. The longer she does it, the worse she gets, her room gets unbelievably cluttered, her relationship with others like Cafe is pretty much gone, and she's a shell of a man. And then Pocket reaches out, and for the first time, we see Tachyon look small. She looks scared and unsure. But seeing Pocket, the possibilities of running came flooding to her, just like Pocket was helped by Fuji. Everything she had been bottling up boils over and she runs and yells with a passion she's never shown before. Because she is an umamusume, and she was born to run.
>>2927637>shell of a MANtrannyon....
>>2927379Is your speech silly?
>>2927624>daily carat pack
>>2927576Thanks for the waste of time.Even though I can read their names in most of the pics, it's still near impossible to get through 145 questions in 25 minutes. If I had to actually read the questions, it wouldn't be possible at all.
>>2927640Changing pronouns of idioms is stupid and I shan't be doing it.
>>2927624If you can save roughly 15-20K carats on average a month, give or take, you basically have 3 and a half months. Let’s highball it and say you make 20K+ per month and we’ll even round it up and say you made 80K+ carats in 3.5 months. + The 120 free rolls on Ramonu, that’d be at least enough for three sparks, four seems kinda like a stretch though (assuming you started from zero today). But maybe factoring in support tickets its possible
>>2927666based
>>2927576>es.
Enough of the pleasantries. Post horses that you HATE.>picrel, fuck this slut
>>2927624Life is easy when you plat all of the remaining CM.
>>2927576Didn't even get to see all the questions before running out of time.
>>2927674She’s already been posted enough, I’d rather not sully this thread further
>>2927674I hate Ryan, and I hate Brian. I won't be posting pictures of them because they're uggos and do not take up space on my hard drive.
>>2927576>missed the wagie, /v/ma won, dude wind lmao, PULL THIS FUCKING WIT CARD OR YOU'RE BRICKED, and PneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisI am a filthy secondary and will be turning in my trainer's badge before next reset.
>>2927674Wish she'd be banned 4 evar
>>2927632Pace>You placed way too much emphasis on getting pink sparksI didn't, I'm just using whatever I have. >>2927627>>29276218* is just 1 shy from max, no? Does it make that much of a difference?>>2927620I'll give that a try though I don't really like the odds. Seems like I can just lose like 200-300 wit for no reason even though I'm using the exact same deck.
Literally who?
>Made a few strong guts tachyons back in unity>wonder if I can repeat the magic, not gutsmaxxing but making tachyon a good ace>tachyon cannot use her own SSR
>>29277008 to 9 is 27 stam overall. Which on a glance isn't much, but if you think about it. It's still a summer training worth of a turn on stam. When you're not running stam card at all, every scrapes on it has its worth.
>>2927563Here is FATwa with no fang
>>2927700>8* is just 1 shy from max, no? Does it make that much of a difference?I'd just get as close to 18* as you can without using worse affinity or giving up absolute must have inherits. I ran with 15 or 16 and it got me where I needed to be.
>>2927711DANCHOU KILL THIS MAN
>>2927700Ah fuck I was going to ask, I'm running Kita/Tach/Maru for speed, who should I swap out for Jordan/Ardan? And is bofa good now? And isn't Jordan one of those gay 50/50 cards when it comes to the gold?
Trying to make a palmer who can win this CM is not looking good for me
>>2927711
>>2927704That's a good ass question...https://umamusu.wiki/Genuine
>>2927722Look into downhill speedster and possibly inheriting festive miracle.
>>2927720You're not getting by without a gold recovery. Flat out. If you're running a front, that means you can borrow Maya speed for restless. Everyone else is kind of stuck with Jordan, or you can swap out a wit for creek (since you have the three best speed cards already and you should be highrolling MASSIVE rainbows).
>>2927732more like downhill sneedster
>>2927700>I didn't, I'm just using whatever I have.There's no way you don't have a 2 or 3* stam grandparent lying around, even if it doesn't have a useful pink or amazing whites. Borrow a 3* stam with good whites for the other grandparent. Roll until you hit 2* stam or higher and then either good pinks or whites. That'd be a 7 to 8* stam parent which can then be paired with whatever you need on the borrow.Cut Maru for Ardan for a gold recovery, aim for 800 to 850 stam between sparks, techniques, and greens.
>>2927720>is bofa good nowYeah, it only procs mid-race now. Problem is jordan herself is an agemasen card so she can cuck you with straightaway recovery instead.Need to know your styles on who you should switch out. There's also the Bourbon freebie (speed) that has trackblazer, but that's more front oriented. Ardan is pace oriented, Jordan late oriented but you can use whatever. I would say swap out Maru becuase you'll want Tachyon for her scenario link skill (come what may). If you're running front, you can give up Kitasan and keep Maru and Tachy.
>>2927720If you're running Pace use Ardan since she guarantees you the heal (if you get the third event) and is better training than Jordan. But really I think you should switch a Wit for a Stamina card unless you have a lot of sparks. That's what I'm doing on my own Ardan
Truly one of the most vile things I've ever seen in my life. Generational disgrace. Unspeakable, HORRIFYING atrocities must've been committed on that race track. I am fuming and my speech is schizophrenic.
>>2927752>Zip Liner
>>2927752>obliterated in an OP race>not even dirt
>>2927752Insane how your uma has at least some chance of bursting into flames and fucking dying in any race.I guess it's kinda like real horse racing in that aspect.
>>2927757>>2927760Never seen anything quite like it. I had like 380 speed and 270 stam.
>>2927760I feel like this is WAY more likely to happen to end closers in career mode. I'll switch them to late and they are way less likely to job. But ends are just super likely to get blocked before you buy all their velocity skills/accels
Is Breakin' Out a worthwhile skill for Xogger? Trying to decide between that and Take the Chance, Slipstream, or Nimble Nav. Or I could double some corner skills.
>>2927766Go, Grass, go!
>>292778140% proc rate and ones that have it have a lower win rate then the ones who don't, so I'd say something more reliable like Slipstream is better
>>2927781For my backliner build, umalator was rating slipstream among the highest, with take the chance and nimble nav on the lower side. Double circle corner and straights too were valued very high. Go with slipstream or that
>>2927781Low procrate, VERY high conversion to win rate. If it shows up from a lesson, it's probably worth taking.
>>2927735yeah emphasis on should, fucking kitasan>>2927741>>2927745>>2927746I checked the event page and I'm still missing the last copy of the Ardan card... I guess I'm kinda forced to roll for better parents for now while I rack up more event points.no idea if its a good idea to use an ace as a parent considering this Bourbon only has 10 wins out of 12 races. Xog and Chiyo there are from Trackblazer but the former has no whites for some reason and I can't use the latter because I'm running her as an ace. Maya onwards is from last year's Unity so no races on any of them either.
>>2927794>>I checked the event page and I'm still missing the last copy of the Ardan card...did you finish watching the event cutscenes because you get one that way
>>2927559She's chapter 2 MC
>>2927794Also those GP look like glue. 3* stam are NOWHERE near as common as people like to pretend they are, I've gotten like one in the past 4 months. Whittle it down to 2* stam and see what your other options are. It's not worth using brick affinity and shit whites just for one extra stam star IMO
>>2927704Newma named "Genuine" but instead we decided to have an Genuine AI art of her as OP
>we
>>2927794The Xog is probably a passable grandparent if she's from MANT, but 2* is good enough if she's got decent whites so you can go for an 8 or 9* stam borrow
>>2927806>Genuine AI art of her as OPWhat
>>2927815*an* genuine AI art.
>>2927815He's probably talking about this, but it was a GENUINE mistake from the OPhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2856163/#q2856163
>>2927822>There are neighas that still toss and turn every night over a slop thread made weeks ago
>>2927789>>2927790>>2927792Thanks for the input. Turns out I'm able to afford Breakin Out AND Slipstream plus a nice little bump to medium corners.
>>2927831Hell yeah boi
>>2927796Yeah I grabbed that one and the bingo ones. I'm just missing the one you get from event points, I'm still only at 300k.>>2927800>>2927812that's how I ended up with the 6*stam 6*med I'm using right now, I guess I can get 7*stam if I swap out the borrowed GP but that one has good whites. fact that I got a 2* stamina spark on the main parent was already lucky which is why I'm not too keen on trying to make a better one since that's not going to happen anytime soon. I'll probably get a 3*stam 3*med right after the CM ends if I had to guess.might just take the creekpill at this rate
>>2927846Nigga, how the fuck did you think it was okay to not borrow a 3* stam, especially since you don't care about the rest of the lineage so there's plenty of options with great whites
>>2927846This is why I told you not to bother remaking your parents and instead just tap stamina during summer, maybe prioritize a stamina gain song or two. I know nobody likes touching stamina training but sometimes...it can be nice when the TE cards line up on it. You should be trying to borrow a 3* stam always, but of your own parents I'd go with a 2* stam based on the 3* stock. Anyways, this medium is slop. You shouldn't waste too much brain energy trying to remake your shit now imo, but that's just my opinion. I think you can make your current 14 stam set up work, I'm running the same amount and no stamina cards on a non-stam growth uma. Without training stamina it will be in the 700s, but if you tap it just a couple of times that's 40-50 extra stam easy, a green can supplement, an extra white heal, whatever. But idk. You can also luckshit a few extra stamina from the shop. Prioritize any and all stamina events from your uma and from the shop if it makes sense. You gotta eke out every point you can. Some inspirations hit your stamina sparks more consistently than others so there's some RNG in high rolls as well. I REALLY don't think you need creek. You swap out for a stam card here and you introduce a whole new suite of problems.
>>2927576Fucking plebs.
I dont wanna wait more than 5 years for Efforia man what the fuck
I am ready to start on my ARIMA KINEN aces
>>2927870literally WHOma
>>2927871I just started on parents for those and that's way ahead of schedule for me
I'm going to start trying to make aces with a 17* stam parent pair. Have any of you had any luck using the welfare Shakur card as a third speed card for its recovery?
>>2927870Did you really get mindraped by a newma like the Pandorafag
>>2927873Reheated my aces for this CM
>>2927880You'll probably win too
>>2927870This but chudership
I hate this nigger game so much
>>2927885>unity
if creek is so good then why does everyone go out of their way specifically not to use her
>>2927895You want to avoid stamina cards if possible but when you have to use one, its always creek
>>2927895Because it's still running a stam card in a scenario that hates you if you aren't running 3 speed 2 wit.
>>2927894Fuck GL, not using a skill deck is retarded so I'm not hitting SS anyway so might as well get a better chance at either RSS in URA or ISW in Unity
>>2927895She's good if you don't have parents
>>2927895Because she isn't good. Generalist cards are very overrated in Global
>>2927898>not using a skill deck is retardedNope! It's actually pretty standard and very achievable. Way more likely to get 2* white sparks so it's worth it. You should be getting most of your skills from your great grandparent loopas/borrows.>ISW in UnityNotice how yours says Ignited Spirit+. That's because Unity offers the + sparks and those don't combo with your other sparks to improve the chance of sparking. So you want the regular ignited wit, which you'd get after inspiration. At this point it's easier just to breed in ignited spirit wit. Looping in URA/Unity should be more for great grandparent loopas, GL after that
>>2927895We don't have the powercreep scenarios that let you train more than two stats yet and Stamina doesn't do anything besides make sure you can finish the race right now
>>2927895Because Cygames hadn't figured out how to design a scenario that doesn't incentivize running only speed and wit cards until Grandmasters
>>2927903Damn UE+ does nothing
>>2927901Finemo and Kitasan are based though.
>>2927850I didn't think 1* is that big of deal if it had a good pink and whites>>2927859Yeah I'm gonna try pressing stamina a bit more before I go with Creek. I think I was especially unlucky during the summers in the few runs I've done, no one wanted to train stamina at all.
I love being an Umerican
>>2927903nta but so should i be spending the 1/2 TP event in URA coming up to start my own Racing Spirit loopas
>>2927916Ahh, I remember when Buena Vista was a newma. Now she's not even the newest Spespawn
>>2927917Honestly it doesn't sound like a bad idea. I was also thinking how best to uitlize that. Problem is it's really hard to hit SS in URA so mabye just lean full into skill-hint decks.
>>2927903Don't care. I'd rather have the 70% chance of white sparking DD and PP and getting GW every time than having more 2* course sparks.
>>2927914only cause you need Speed/Wit cards to play the game and they were the best near the start.They are already powercrept for whales
>>2927920Suit yourself
>>2927927When I'm trying to loop like 9 fucking skills it makes more sense to have better chance to get more of them to line up than pray for the 0.0000004% that they all do AND they're all 2* or better. That's just me though.
>>2927926>They are already powercrept for whalesWow, it only took over a year of playing the game to get powercrept by 0.001% of the population. Kitasan and Finemo really are based
>>2927930You will get more of them to line up if you make better great grandparents neigha. You should be aiming for SS parents after a certain point, it increases the quality of parents greatly. I don't ever miss groundwork, I don't need it from skill hints because it comes in consistently. Even if you bring the card it's not guaranteed to even give you the hint, parents are way more reliable
>>2927930You do realize that unlike when you're straight looping, when you're making grand parents and parents, 1* isn't great because you have to actually hit it during the run, right? You can afford to run a hint card while aiming for SS in GL if you're not doing the dirts; my parent deck for fronts has fucking welfare Suzuka as a hint machine.
>>2927936My grandparents have 450 affinity and have all of the skills. I want the parents to have it too. Gold doubles the chance of white sparks so that's what I shoot for. You can have 500 affinity gps with 40 whites but you're still capped at 35% chance for parents to get them which really adds up when shooting for all of the whites I want. Below SS is still a 50/50 of them being 2* anyway.
i was gone all of today, anything interesting in thread happenings/uma?
>>2927885>>2927903>>2927917Okay, while we're on the subject of + abilities, for anyone looping in URA or Unity, you should aim for the weaker verison of the hint as it will combo with your other white sparks. According to Seriru, the + sparks can also only be transferred within the scenario they're from, so that's also why you should avoid + sparks and stick with the generic non-plus version. To avoid the + in Unity, do NOT beat the S rank team in the 4th race. To avoid the + in URA, do not beat the fully buffed meek at the end of URA
>>2927954and if i'm doing auto?
>>2927956You die.
>>2927945I see what you're saying with Golds, that makes more sense to me. But I'm going to keep arguing this for a second because with the SS ranking, you're increasing the chance of a 3* spark from 5% to 10%. May not seem like much, but that's double. and 3* white sparks are really good. I understand the value of a 70% chance of a white spark in general but IF you can get more 2*/3* white sparks on your grandparents/great grandparents, I feel like it's worth it in the long run and has an incremental effect which makes your loops stronger and stronger the more 3* you stack on, and in theory you would have more if you only aimed for SS umas. My gut feeling is you may be trying to loop on too much at once, making the quality of your loop weaker whereas you should be aiming for stronger base of 2*/3* white sparks and then layer new abilities on over time. But just food for thought
>>2927957no...
>>2927956Huh...yeah just inherit the regulars from parents and do it in GL then
>"just press stamina a few times during summer bro">get non-stop rainbows
>>2927956Manual URA runs are real brisk though, I did a ton of them in the week or so between the update and when auto got added
>>2927961Well obviously don't pass that up! You'll have a chance senior year.The idea is Speed and Wit training during summer is less valuable because your facilities will be near level 5 outside of summer anyway (going into senior year generally speaking)
>>2927963Depends. I feel like you're way more likely to fail G1s in manual runs unfortunately. Auto just aces them without question, it's extremely frustrating especially not being given the chance to redo them either
>>2927958I'm very much shooting for a quantity over quality thing because I feel the increased chance of the gold outweighs relatively marginal gain from SS. The more whites you get the easier it gets to get those whites again, even at 1*. Notice that inheritance only cares about the number of umas in the lineage that have the white, not the number of sparks they have on it. This is one of the better ones but I have a bunch of loopas that look like this.
>>2927960but the 1/2 TP in URA coming at the end of the month though, at least want to use those for something more useful than just fan runs
Started playing the game again and fell in love with the franchise again award but my deck is extremely outdated and shit and straight up cannot compete in CM award.
>>2927974The game desperately needs in game reenactment events or something for more content without the stress of minmaxing CM umas.
Can I run Teio as a late surger in CM20? If so, base or anime?
>>2927968This type of spark quality is achievable with SS though. The 3* white does not make it more likely to spark on, but it does increase its chance of being inherited.
>>2927974A lot of the current mainstay cards are going to get replaced in time. If you want to become competitive again, start stacking carats and roll strategically during the next scenario. There's some big cards coming. For now just do some loopas and do your best
When do we get Mambo star pieces in the CP shop?
>>2927979It certainly is, just far more rarely is my point. And if you're relying in inheritance now you're stacking that RNG on top of white sparks for even more inconsistency. And forgive me if I'm wrong but doesn't race affinity massively increase that base inheritance chance? I run full G1 schedules which was making my SS changed inconsistent which is another reason I changed methods.
>>2927977You can, either is fine but id run base if you're going late
>>2927977I'm planning to run base end but late should be fine, and honestly, it's more reasonable
>>2927974what >>2927980 said, but i'd say that if you're trying to get back in the game, roughly 2 banner's worth of stuff to pull should be good enough to be semi-competitive, especially during late-GC up to L'arc since like every single meta card will be replaced in the next 7 months
>>2927982Even with full G1 schedule, as in 23-25 (literally every) G1s, it's achievable with the right deck. And yes obviously race affinity is huge, but from what I know it has a multiplicative effect. A steady stream of 2-3* sparks does have value especially when you're trying to ween off getting skills from cards. I'm just saying in the long run, the stronger your white sparks are the happier you'll be when it comes time for the next layer of the loop or making aces/parents etc. But anyway I get what you're saying. Over time it should become easier to get SS consistently with new cards/scenarios
>>2927988A massive factor you're forgetting is that by not caring about rank I can run lower graded races to be danchou's greatest soldier while looping.
Next CM is no uma stan no rights. Its gonna be so backliners heavy you are asking for last place without it
>>2927981In the what shop?
>>2927989Alright neigha you win again...you always do
>>2927990I learned this the hard way like 5 CMs ago. I don't ever run backliners without uma stan, it's a dealbreaker
>>2927977Anime has recovery to pay for Kris S tax.
Do horses know that they're winning races?
>>2927999I dont know if horses understand the concept of racing
>>2927998They unfortunately don't work. one is medium only the other is pace chaser only
>>2927999Do YOU know what it's like to win a race?
>>2928003low blow
>>2927916Never really got into their KFC collabs since the merchs were lame. I did go to the Coco's collab though
>Impregnate your umawife>She has a h*man musume baby or worse a b*y
>>2928000Most know they're in a circle and they have to follow the jockey's order to get rewards. Some horses have an innate drive to outrun other horses.
>>2927999
>>2928009>impregnate your human wife>she has an uma baby
>>2927999>>2928011I was about to post the Royal Family webm but I see someone already beat me to it.
>>2928009>ImpregnateI don't think we as humans get to choose when or where, it will just happen. Like, realistically, what the fuck can you do if someone like Akebono or Gentil just decide they want a baby?
>>2927999I do think they do. Then Admire Terra "won" while disqualified, he tried going to the winner's podium or to the track where winners go.
>impregnate your umatrainee
>>2928014love it when two bakas have the same idea
>>2927999Yeah. They understand leading the pack, and they also can read the emotions of the humans around them. Two best examples of this off the top of my head is Rudolf throwing a very uncharacteristic fit after losing the Japan Cup to Ace, and Goldshi acting like a puppy who got caught peeing on the carpet after the 12 billion yen incident
>>2928016BONO NO
>>2928021>Rudolf throwing a very uncharacteristic fit after losing the Japan Cup to Acewait that really happened?
>had a very shitty classic year>still managed to salvage a decent statlineThis should live with double circled Kyoto green, right?
>>2928003The only race I'm winning is the race to the grave. See ya suckers there!
>>2927999From the very brief research I've done, people seem to think so. Horses are very perceptive of social cues, so at the very least they're able to pick up on human reactions to their performance and seem to have some sense of pride in that. I also recall reading something about how they run in groups and may desire to lead the group. iirc there's also an infamous story of Rudolf throwing a fit after losing to Ace.
>>2928018teenage umegnancy is a serious issue
>>2928026Unless you run into quad stam debuff niggery, you'll probably be fine
>>2928025That's the story, though I'm not gonna go read the Rudolf book to know for sure or not. Supposedly he sometimes would do it when he lost a race, but otherwise was very well behaved
>>2928011>>2928014Is this show actually good?
>>2928012It frustrates me to no end that there's no canon cases of this happening despite this actually being a potential that the developers have hinted at in interviews...>>2928016>realisticallySquirt bottle.Claim I'm infertile.Newspaper.
>>2928016
>>2928034dunno, but i heared nothing negative
It's noticeable how the amount of rooms slows down during xogslop
>>2928044Kills the threads too. If she has a third reign it will surely be a dreadful one.
>>2928044Don't tell anyone this, but CM20 will be Palmerslop
Imagine xog if she needed lane navigation skills to trigger 3 times to ult instead of recoveries
>>2928048
>>2928048I wish I had Palmer but I was poor and burnt out due to MANT. I don't even train fronts
>>2928034I like it quite a lot.It also has a very catchy insert song that plays in every episode.
>>2928054>video footage of /v/ma discussing how to raise their buckskin they pooled in their resources to buy
So, if the /vma/-chans all suddenly came to life... how fast would you guys act to try to rescue them from being vivisected by the government?>>2928056I kind of wanted us to buy that black midget, but I guess he wasn't really built for any particular course...
>>2928048I just can't see it, Palmer's ult requires her to be in 1st place always, if she has a late start or another front triggered groundwork, and just for 1 second she wasn't first, then her ult doesn't proc
>>2928046Easy. Just don't bring her to the stakes. Unfortunately, Oy Niggers can't help themselves.
>>2928005Merch is okay, definitely overpriced for sure. Figuring out how to make a JP KFC account was more frustrating that what it's worth. Wish the KFC near hanshin race course had the merch for the collab but overall it was interesting going through the journey for this.
For 3 borrows straight my Kitasan+Tachyon +35 priority is gone from speed during URA Finale. How do I report this bug? Honestly annoying. I'm running out of time to prepare for this CM + long, might just eat a loss and submit my 1400 speed solo ace
>>2928051>runaways can create a bigger gap thanks to longer early race>palmer has golshi's unique + a gold heal in one unique>also has vanguard spiritDon't say I didn't warn you
>>2928059>and just for 1 second she wasn't first, then her ult doesn't procAnon...>The first 5 seconds of the race don't count, so you have time to establish your position.Taken from gametora
it´s cirno day, post the biggest bakas in uma
>>2928081That'd probably be Daiwa.
>>2928070If she's a single front maybe, but if there are other fronts it might be hard and if she's an oonige then stamina becomes a bigger issue.
>>2928081
>>2928059It’s first or second in CM and it only counts after early race.
>>2928068Palmer stinks, I'm not worried about her or any ooniger for that matter
>>2928084Stamina doesn't look like a problem>800 stamina/600 guts with no other heal than her unique
>>2928099What happens when she sees another runaway though?
>>2928097Everyone stinks after a race
>>2928107Just run two of your own that way the second cancels out theirs. Now if they bring a second...
My Seiun will win simple as
After doing manual MANT runs everyday I can say with confidence, something is wrong with Grand Live's specialty priority. I think the supports are hardcoded to stay away from each other for a certain amount of turns. Either that or MANT just have some hidden specialty priority buff, or at least the cards are made to stick together on one or two facilities during junior.
What pace inherits do you want for this CM?
>>2928117why would you run two runaways of your own
>>2928123A&S and a velocity skill, I like Barcarole. Moving Past might be decent too if you're expecting fronts/running fronts yourself.
One year. You're one year closer to seeing her again, too.
>>2928123Inherit is unironically angling, NYOpera like that guy saidMore emphasis on whites which would be stuff like>straight descent>downhill speedster>head-on>groundwork too if you're up for it
>>2928107Both will crash and burn. Just accept that your runaway will die no matter what if you see another
>>2928134this is why oonigs don't scare me. a gust of wind could knock them over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THnBLOIFTT4What do we think?
>>2928065>How do I report this bug?I remember that one guy here who reported a bug to cygames saying that Kitasan's priority was broken and they basically told him to fuck off lol
Is Barcrole safe to inherit for backliners on this track? You have to be 4th by the time you hit the straight
I don't have anything done for this CM nor the next one, nor the next one
>>2928147>I don't have anything done for this CMReuse aces/auto aces>next CMstart making parents for that one because it will actually be good. THIS cm is slop
>>2928148I'd like to get into A finals, End hogs are just too hard to make. Are there still even End borrows available?
>>2928146If you look at say the top end Xogs, they're mostly just grabbing Dober's and some other random stuff, sometimes Ryan's, sometime's Rudolf's, sometime's Nyopera's, sometime's Fuji's, sometime's Brian's. Nyopera should be good if yours is built strong, but any of those should be fine. Nyopera's will be really good in the Kinen though
>>2928150>I'd like to get into A finalspace hog will get you there
>>2928150>Are there still even End borrows available?I'm sure there are, there's new loopgods cranking out stuff everyday. Don't be lazy, go look up what you need
>>2928150The second best racer is pace XOg which is much more straightforward
Ardan has big boobies
>>2928159Very big
>>2928163drawKINO
Random run to see if I could make this deck work, I just don’t think I have the power sparks for it. Of course this thing got medium S, fast learner and had good inspirations come through.
>>2928172Tachyon and FineMo both fucked me over on their chains not finishing though.
>>2928172>2 speed cards>1LB creekYeah that's rough, you'll want to inherit power sparks if that's the case
>>2928177>1LB CreekShe did all she needed to do in getting stam up and giving me a gold recov.
Another rainbowless senior. I think I'm just done with this scenario. Playing casually is fun but if you're trying to compete it's just fucking awful. Shouldn't have spent my carats on LH/Tachyon. Whoever told me that GL is good during MANT I hope you die tonight.
>>2928181>Whoever told me that GL is good during MANT I hope you die tonight.Damn dude chill
>>2928172>Pace Tama is made viable before Pace Creekstill cheeses me offCan you actually run that Ninja Creek alt competitively
>>2928181GL was only good during MANT
>>2928186GunLance was only good during MANT?
>>2928185She's an A in the current JP tier list which is where the strong, but not amazing umas land so yeah
How does this statline look?10 stamina6 powerCan't find more stamina sparks
So heads up: While the S3E1->S3E8 watchparty will continue as scheduled regardless of circumstance, the S3E9->S3E13 watchparty may be delayed by a day.I kind of forgot that my professor has picked 5 random ass Thursdays to do a late night activity. I only know on Wednesdays whether or not this will happen.I'm only letting S3E1->S3E8 go because I've already watched them so I have limited interest in sitting in.That being said, here's a final reminder for you Euros.Iron-clad S3E1->S3E8:Unix: 1789045200Japan: 2026/9/11 @ 10:00 AM JSTAmerica: 9/10/2026 @ 3:00 PM HST, 5:00 PM AKDT, 6:00 PM PDT & MST, 7:00 PM MDT, 8:00 PM CDT, 10:00 PM EDTEurope: 11/9/2026 @ 2:00 AM BST, 3:00 AM WEST, 4:00 AM CEST & KALT, 5:00 EEST & MSK & TRTTentative S3E9->S3E13:Unix: 1789650000Japan: 2026/9/18 @ 10:00 AM JSTAmerica: 9/17/2026 @ 3:00 PM HST, 5:00 PM AKDT, 6:00 PM PDT & MST, 7:00 PM MDT, 8:00 PM CDT, 10:00 PM EDTEurope: 18/9/2026 @ 2:00 AM BST, 3:00 AM WEST, 4:00 AM CEST & KALT, 5:00 EEST & MSK & TRT
>>2928190Gun Lance is great in Rise because you can do the bukkake blast move.
>>2928193Is this for Long CM?
>>2928195It's great in Rise because of blast dash, the only move that should have always been there
>>2928196Yes
>>2928194I'll try to be there, I missed these
>>2928194I'll tune in for this one
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2097596352750637538
>>2928210I don't know what this means but it's jp which means I don't have to care for 4.5 years.
>>2928210Wait are they actually doing another L'Arc CM?
>>2926716Gotchu senpai.
>public room>end xog with 5 healswhat is bro cookinAnyhow I just stamina nuked the entire room kek
>>2928193Genuinely probably overstammed if not for the wit meaning you're not getting downhill consistently, but 1500 speed with that and you'll ruin someone's day when they lose to it and check the statline
>>2928215Public room is full of weird stuffEnd Xog with hydrate3 heals5 heals
>>2928213Seems like it.
>>2928216910 is overstammed for long?
>>2928215Shake Out as a cheap way to try and live through stam debuffers isn't the worst idea
>>2928213Yes, they're rerunning L'Arc since they were accepted as a major sponsor/partner. And this one does have a unique title apparently. It's a bonus you get just from participating at all though
>>2928220As a backliner with a gold heal, yeah. The big downhill stretch means that stam targets are pretty much the same between the current CM and the long
>>2928219>>2928222Don't you need the specific aptitude?
>>2928223I wish I had 2 debuffers with stamina eater to test against.
>>2928212It means at some point you will have 3 CMs in a month.
>>2928220It's a 2,500m long, not a 3,000m. The upcoming 2,200m medium is roughly the same stamina demands because it's flat. Arima Kinen has more downhill which means more stamina conservation essentially, so it evens out. Can get away with pretty much 800+ a gold heal on a backliner just like you can for CM19, maybe you want a little more in case you get hit by debuffers. NTA I don't think she's overstammed, it's a healthy amount but don't need any more than that
>>2928226Ofc not. It works just like a normal CM.
>>2928229While I am running debuffslop for CM19, I will be running an >honest 3 ace team again for Arima Kino. But if you wanna stress test your stam reserves for this one, I'm up for it
>>2928226No, it's just a regular Medium CM. That's just a scenario-specific mechanic for the gameplay. It does mean there's an extra CM in the schedule all of a sudden though.
>>2928233How do you even run debuff slop for long? You are losing too much since it is not medium. At most you slot in stamina eater on your aces.
if a trainee has the "get enough fans" objective that ends on the hopeful stakes turn, can you fulfill that just from the first grand concert?
>>2928234Lmao these japs would kill themselves with Global's horrible CM schedule
>>2928236I imagine you would do something like 2X dominators via Golshi's, all the flustered/subdued stamina debuffs + stamina eater. Maybe run a Cafe with gold stamina eater + Keen eye via 564? But they dont seem like they'll be as strong as on medium
>>2928237Depends on how many fans you need but very unlikely since you only get like +1000 and your debut race gives you maybe 2k. Consider the GL fans a buffer if you flub and get third in Hopeless or something
>>2928238Well yeah they get an entire MONTH between each CM. People clown on global for making soulless teams but I don't blame people for picking the path of least resistance. We have no fucking time compared to them
T-thanks, Light Hello.
>>2928240All the good stamina debuffs are medium. Doesn't make sense to run debuffers with white debuffs.
If the concept of equines do not exist in the umaverse, what are these creatures called?
>>2928246If you're making a dedicated debuffer you stack on as many "white" debuffs as possible in tandem with your two big gold debuffs, that's the name of the game
>>2928250I think I am going to get 850-900 + gold recovery. Should be safe enough.
>>2928246Also>run uma with innate dominator>borrow Cafe SSR>inherit Golshi's 564>you can now hit gold stamina eater + dominator x2 seems pretty decent to me
>>2927281That was one guy? I thought it was just one of them ritualposts for pissing jannies off or pics of nepnep booty.
Why the fuck do we still have only 260 veteran slots
>>2928244I wish we got a month too. Keep everything else the same speed
>>2928254It's one guy, that's why he adds a tally to every single time he's made a vidya butts thread.He's made like 21,000 threads in protest to the jannies now
>>2928253The issue with dedicated debuffers in long CM is that their sole ace won't be Xoguri. So if their ace, don't hit their accels, no amount of debuffs will save them.
>>2928255CyGames are retarded
>>2928246ASE is just Late, so you can do Dober + Niecha hoping for 564 Murmur proc, and then borrow Cafe Stam for Gold Stamina Siphon if you want gamble on Niecha while Dober can just run it
>>2928258While there's not going to be a sole ace that's as stupidly dominant as Xog, there will be some strong options. Debuffers remain a low-effort option for people that don't want to spend time making 3 aces. Only focusing on one strong ace means you can aim for a super high roll while you crank out two debuffers. Two doms + two strong stam debuffs will enhance just about anyone, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's stronger than a good three ace team. But it is pretty strong given the amount of effort that goes into it!
How much wit am I looking to get if I replace a card with Super Creek?
>>2928263800-1000
I love Spe
>>2928265Everyone is saying this.
>>2928265No one is saying this
>>2928260Huh I didn't even think to try and hit Murmur with 564. Potentially you could get 3 gold stam debuffs off, that's interesting. ASE is tricky though because it's a field of vision skill. I would lean more into Stamina siphon + murmur, or stamina siphon + dom
>final turn before first summer>not enough cash for speed gain 2>can get guts gain 1 or 2>only 2 songs unlockedshould I eat the mild hype for instant speed gain or waste tokens on either of the guts songs?
>>2928265Some are saying this.
>>2928274id just eat the mild hype, but if you already have other aces just abandon this one
>>2928272Siphon isn't as strong as a true debuff gold, so it's not worth bricking a potential activation of a real debuff that can't activate without 564, but on someone like Dober, it's fine since 564 is just there for extra consistency.
>>2928274If you are ten or fewer tokens away you can eat the mild hype and buy it when summer starts without impacting your odds of getting the SP song too much since it mainly uses VI tokens
>>2928274I buy the guts personally, the cheapest one available. We aint doing this mild shit neigha.
>>2928034it's good, emotional, easy to watch in one go. Give it a try.
>>2928249sea daughters
>>2928249They too, are musume. CyGames is simply cowardly and does not want to draw them, but I know the truth!
How can Cafe avoid the secondary bait fate while Reddittachyon can't?
>>2928249These would become mermaids in the umaverse
>>2928289She didn't, RedditCafe is a word for a reason
>>2928265I have the feeling Spe is an absolute demon in the sack. Just something about her.
>>2928294she is? damn I'm not too familiar with redditfaggotry. It's funny how their impression of Tachyon is the exact opposite of who she really is.
>>2928297You must know a lot about sex to say this
>>2928294nobody says that
>>2928299didn't you know? If something is well-liked, it's LE REDDIT! that's why it's cool to only like n*wmas that don't come out for 20 years or else you're a secondary
>>2928301At least 27 mentions of ithttps://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/v.vm/text/%22Reddit%20Cafe%22/
>>2928305All me btw
>>2928304kys
>>2928308sorry I don't give a shit about your dogshit newma, "blue tuesday" or whatever her name is
>>2928304>If something is well-liked, it's LE REDDIT!I'm from /v/ and I say this
>>2928304This isn’t even true there are xitter trannys larping as fans of random Uma#78
>2928309not even worth a (You) stupid nigger
>>2928289Cafe doesnt have a viral tiktok meme associated with her
Reddit CafeReddit TachyonReddit ShipReddit ScarletReddit RudolfMr. RedditWho else?
Huh, why did it turn to feet
Machan's torena is the most based yet, right?
>>2928316(You)r favorite, but of course
>>2928316Urara, but they called her Haru
>>2928299Anything and anyone that is from a popular piece of media (sometimes but not necessarily cited as an entry point to a franchise) is liable to turn into secondarybait. This includes memes. Cafe has a whole movie she has like 5 lines in but Tachyon is also there, so yeah
>>2928316>Redditscend>Reddit Eye>Redditlos>Redditchan
Well she beat one XOgslopper and even this Sei double debuffnigger. I’ll try to make a better one but I think what I have should get me my A finals at least.
>>2928331the GOAT can't be reddit
I tried getting rid of a wit card to slot in CreekI lost 200 speed and 500 wit for 100 stamina
>>2928336picture unrelated I hope
>>2928338This is why neighas is crazy about stamina sparks right now. Sacrificing for creek is rough unless you got a whale deck to compensate
the newfags think hating on Ai-chan shows they have knowledge about keiba. yare yare you all need to be castrated.
>>2928338creek is a good card btw
>Finally coming to peace with the fact that I don't need to roll super creek + CB reroll
>>2928342Not him, I don't have stamina sparks. They are too hard to get, I can get 9 at most from a borrow>>2928346I do need to roll
>>2928343All I know is that a riderless horse broke Fraudmond's record
>>2928347I have a 3LB creek. It's tempting to try and luckshit one extra copy but I need to save. I wouldn't mind having CB either but yeah, I've been burned before and I'm not doing that this time. I'll find some other way to uncap creek
>>2928338You just low rolled speed. Having the extra speed isn’t going to matter if she just dies.
>>2928343You're right, you don't need to be knowledgeable about keiba to hate Jobmond Fraud. All you have to do is look at her and your disgust will come naturally!
>Join random room without really looking at it>Host is an end Oguri double debuffnigger>He has set it to awful mood and it’s heavy rainNiggers like this deserve cancer and aids.
>>2928356
>>2928356Suddenly wondering what happens if you make a custom room like that but with 18 participants and everyone brings debuffers
>>2928346>be me>20k carats>wasted a spark on zephyr>panicking because I only have 2lb CB and 2lb CreekIf only WIND wasnt so funny..
>>2928359You name the room "Boston Marathon"
>>2928361DUDE
>>2928352I have LB0 Creek, I don't know where you fuckers got so many, I've had it like this for a year
>>2928343 comparing her record and looking at how there's no competition during her era... well...
>>2928364I used 2 anni tickets + 1 crystal for LB3
>>2928350To be fair a horse with no rider has a lot less weight to carry
>>2928361Looks like you got winded, it's hard not to get carried away
>>2928346Rainbow decks are coming, running a stam card will no longer be a death sentence come GM
>>2928367Even though the riderless horse got first, the horse in second, the official winner Calandagan also beat Almond Eye's record.
>>2928366I think I should pull, I don't have CB either. I will just get raped by pulls anyways
>>2926840Anyone else beside Ramonu?
>>2928371How's your carat stock for Ramonu?
>>2928367Less then 10% difference and the horse now needs to know when to start his spurt without gassing out
>>2928370I kinda hope calandagan gets a second Japan cup win, it'd be kino and incentivise more foreign challengers
>>2928373At least enough for the 120 rolls
>>2928363WEEND
>>2928359There was a very funny room a long while back where every racer was an evil Nature.
>>2928372It's worth looking at ancestors to see if you need it, if you run lates you might consider it so you can borrow Kris/cafe. There are important style specific cards. Cb/creek is also next week and worth considering, none of these are as generally important as Ramonu
>>2928373If we do get 120 pulls I have 80 tickets and 70k carats atm. I can get an entire spark for free. I am quite happy about that
>>2928315Cortisol status?
>>2928364I pulled on her banner in august
>>2928086the #1 honor student is not a baka, she calls you a baka (and also vodka)!
how much of a handicap is it if you use an ace as a grand/parent
>>2927999No, the same people who argue they kinda, sorta, definitely do, are just coping.They'll look at golshi having clear stress reactions while getting shoved into the gate and just go "nah, he's just being quirky lol, he loves racing".
>>2928382We had the shitty carat gain and Kitasan came just before, it was almost impossible to pull there
When do we get our next uma selector ticket?
>>29283922.0 anniversary, so like three monthsish?
>>2928392These fucking jews barely give you any even if they are paid, they really hate you getting what you want. I can't stand this cocksucking company
>>2928385Like 60 affinity if a quick check with Chrono's calculator is right
>>2928399Based. Fuck CyJews with their ineptitude and endless greed
>>2928401They just make me want to quit but then I get fomo because the threads and racing with you guys are very fun. But this game is miserable and feels like a job now
>>2928407is*** Fuck
>>2928407Have fun with it, but you don't have to push yourself so hard. You don't HAVE to sweat every CM, or even each and everyone after that. You don't have to grind your full TP bar or loop 24/7. Bare minimum just do an autorun a day seems pretty easy. Looping parents is also pretty stress-free asides from the frustration of shit sparks
>>2928409>>2928407>this game is miserable and feels like a job nownot sure whether thats your first gacha, but tell you what, every gacha endgame feels like this after a certain point. really sucks, but its just the natural process of the genre atp. really the only thing you can do is take it EZ
>>2928411I know I don't have to but I really wish I could win more so I strain myself, I wish this was a regular game>>2928412It is my first gacha yes and also the last, I used to despise gacha and spam gacha threads on /v/ with anti-gacha posts. I am quite an idiot
>>2928407Just do auto parent runs and build aces before CMs, try single ace + 2 doms if the CM meta is absolute dogshit and just see how far you get.CMs aren't worth it if you're not having fun.
>>2928416Kek and based. This is an evil genre, but there are certain benefits to it. Honestly it's endless kino as far as VN stories go. Most games wouldn't get endless support with 100 different umas added or whatever and all the events and fan service that comes with it. That's why it's nice to take in the lighthearted side of the game. For a technically free game it does offer a lot, but rolling for cards is miserable. To me it's still fun to outsmart people with weaker decks via breeding and strategy, but the amount of luck required to get it to all line up can be tiresome indeed.
>>2928417>CMs aren't worth it if you're not having fun.I know I know but losing isn't fun (sorry Urara) so I wish I could strike a balance
>>2928429>autoslop aces>skip every race>collect Graded 3rd B gibsliterally that easy
>>2928438>Graded B
>>2928416Uma is a weird gachaCyGays was a pioneer of the entire genre over ten years ago but was overtaken by Hoyo games ever since but nowadays i kinda feel like Uma has the juice that other gachas don't. Using 'soul' unironically in a context like this is cringe but reallyAlso the actual gacha element itself is somehow both more generous and more painful than current mainline gachas at the same time
>>2928440>>Graded Byeah, so?
>>2928441I think its partially because Cygames invest a good deal into umamusume outside of the game, its a franchise and also a major sponsor of horse racesHell they just announced that they are a premium sponsor for L'Arc, I dunno what that means exactly but that couldn't have been cheap
>>2928442I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WEENIE HUT JRS. YADA YADA
>>2928429>Have fun running fun teams>Have fun winningi want to run an all Queen Elizabeth II Cup-winner umas because i have them on my rosterI also have The XOg and could just throw one of them outim never good at committing to choices like this
I’m worried that my rage pulls getting me Inari and Tama has screwed my luck for my cheeky thirty Festa pulls.
>>2928416how did Uma win over the normies and even self-admitted gacha haters? This is many people's first gacha, is it the sovl?
>>2928448damn bitch you live like this
>>2928449I think ostensibly being about sports makes it feel much less transparently cynical than your average gacha which is about building a harem by swiping your credit card.
>>2928451Its also extremely focused on the characters, like a lot more than any other gacha I've seen since the main gameplay loop involves working with a single uma and main story is just retelling of a real horses story
>>2928449>>2928451Yeah for me it was the sports combined with the classic endearing "oh those silly japs turned another thing into anime girls, I gotta see this"
>staminamaxxed parents>3 speed / 1 wit / Creek / LH>2 speed / 2 wit / Creek / LHwhich gaslight should I subcribe to? I just got the Ardan card, heard its good
>>2928458If you are staminamaxxed, why are you running creek?
>>2928458Staminamaxed parents, 3 speed, 2 wit, 1 LH. Ardan is good for pace and comes with a free heal, run it as your third speed card. Otherwise you have some other options for a gold heal like Jordan, Bourbon Speed
>>2928449As stupid as the anime was it was a good hook for me. Seeing the silly animations and umas themselves were intriguing designs. A character like Golshi is not overdesigned, but she's unique enough to where she stands out. It's hard to explain.
>>2928449The combination of the umas being linked to real horses adds another layer of intrigue. You then learn in tandem about the real horses life and how they decided to adapt it into the game, and it adds its own level of charm. But it also makes the world grounded, and you can tell the devs poured a ton of passion and research into each character. Because of how the horses were rivals in real life, it lends to interesting interpretations in this fantasy world.But this is not some plot involving time travel or grandiose space adventures or sci-fi twists at every turn or any of that. I also think the training sim gameplay lends itself well to replayability and mobility whereas you're not having to stand in some field and do some hack and slash bullshit where you're switching characters every five seconds. The gameplay matters, and the competitive nature of joining a tournament and running against others is inherently fun. I have my own theories but humans grew alongside horses, there is something innately appealing to them even when they're depicted as anime girls, but also doubles as a thrilling sports anime.
>>2928449>want to collect waifus>you only need 1 copy>no equipment/skin/weapon banner>dailys are done in less than 3 minutes>no artifact/ upgrade material/ daily boss grind>All the scummy gacha bs is crammed into the completely optional pvp mode>uma is basically an idle game nowI can see how uma reached a huge casual audience, but I'm still surprised how uma ever got popular among pvp sweats in japan.
>>2928467Gromshi, while being a bit lulrandum, is pretty good at getting average normie interested because she IS fun, which is why Cygames have pretty much made her the face of their marketing and thus the franchise
>>2928472>you only need 1 copyIf only cards were also like this, man I fucking despise the card system
>>2928472Japan love grinding out pvp in stuff and they have a huge horse racing/gambling culture, it's not that surprising. What's more surprising is that hundreds of 4chan autists, zoomers and other young people who otherwise would never have cared about horses not only are learning all this obscure horse trivia but also going to real life horse races.
>>2928474Golshi will always be cool, funny, and sexy to me.
>done with 5 borrows todayAlright, any hitmanDEITIES itt? which one? https://litter.catbox.moe/akaily63ci1v2e2e.png
It's so funny seeing these Japs shit and piss themselves over this CM schedule when we've been dealing with it for over a year now
>>2928479>Japan love grinding out pvp in stuffTrue, but Cygames fucked them over multiple times and banners/ characters getting announced like a few weeks before the banner drops is just giga fomo fuel.
>>2928449The fact that they're based on real horses, and each horses having their own share of unique stories. Much like how FGO pulled a lot of playerbase when gacha's just starting in the west.
>>2928497The umussy too strong
I hate Goldshit so much it’s unreal. ‘Oh look I’m so wacky random ahaha!’ Fuck off bitch.
>>2928507>tfwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEQ8twNLw8A&t=139s
>>2928511
>>2928486More of a casual as I only played this at a friend's house but I remember Bangkok being kino
>>2928444Get over yourself already
>>2928444I'd stick my weenie in her hut
>>2928486>playing anything but freelancerweirdo
>>2928515alright then, i will bang kok now>>2928520losing the progress after a long run SUCKS! But i really planned on getting more into freelancer after getting muh 'cheeverinos
>>2928479That's the power of>thing japan :0and anime girls.If someone made a gacha with shitty companies as anime girls, retards would embrace ai, blackrock and corpo cocksucking within a month.
>>2928459no I meant which of those 3 options should I takenot like I have a staminamaxxed parent but I have a staminamid one and I can borrow one>>2928463is that Ardan better than Maruzensky? I'm assuming yes since its more style appropriate but idk about the other effects
>>2928526i do say that
>>2928525But there's tons of >things: japanand none of them caught on in the same way. It's just not that simple. Take pic related for instance. If uma released in THIS state, do you think it'd be anywhere near as popular as it is now?Or what about the yuribait it was in the early teasers. We're lucky the game turned out to be what it is now, but it could have been a lot worse, which would have made it way less palatable to people. It's not as simple as just making an anime girl and calling it a day.
>>2928526>ponytail BourbonGood lord I need more of this.
>>2928527>is that Ardan better than Maruzensky? I'm assuming yes since its more style appropriate but idk about the other effectsIt gives you pace chaser corners + a gold heal (pace chasers only), and an extra white heal.Maruzensky is the better stat stick, but her hints wont be as useful to a pace generally speaking, and no gold heal which you want to get your gold heal from one of your speed cards so you don't have to borrow creek.
>>2928472>>no equipment/skin/weapon bannerWhat are cards?
Surprised no one's talked about Feno's alt.
>>2928449because it's a good game made with heart and soul
>>2928538She looks like a hippy
>>2928526I wish I had gotten VBourbon, I could've probably even become a Front trainer. Fucking gacha piece of shit
>>2928530That bump mechanics would have been kino in the game
>>2928449I'm really impressed that it caught traction when umas didn't have the so called covid buff unlike when it got released on japan.
>>2928548reminds me of when I threw away my day one account because I couldn't get her vanilla version
>>2928449I'm a history buff, uma tickled a part of that fancy
>>2928559Cool to see a /his/tard in the wild
>>2928530You can't make complete shovel ware and call it a day, obviously you have to put in some effort.But I still feel like "anime girls" is absolutely a marketing cheat code.>what about the yuribaitIf you consider the fans outside of 4chan, yuribait would have made it even more popular.
>>2928449>no one mentioned twitch streamers and e-celebstwitch streamers and e-celebs, same as every other game that's successful nowadays. not a single soul on this site except for me, you and those three guys over there was looking forward to this until it came out and exploded on twitch.
>>2928570Oh yeah the entirety of hololive EN picked the game up during its hype
6 end 3 late lobby ass CM
>>2928576Meh japs are always shit for judging meta so I won't really buy their bullshit early.
>>2928584In terms of decks and accels it's pretty balanced with a small advantage for ends.But the fact Longchamps late-race is basically is two big straights means backliners will be advantaged
Long Champ is such a stupid name. Who wrote this?
>>2928566>If you consider the fans outside of 4chan, yuribait would have made it even more popular.You see, and that's where you're wrong. Yuribait would make normies uncomfortable. Yes, NORMIES, not the extremely vocal minority of freaks on xitter. People like Uma because it is grounded. If it leaned heavily into coomer/degenerate weebshit, normies would be turned off. It is safe in many ways, much in the same way pokemon is. It being "family friendly" means normies are less likely to be embarrassed to show it to other normies. If it was pure goonslop that only a weeaboo could enjoy, it would have less mass appeal, not more. Leaning into yuri would only make it more niche, on top of pissing off all the horse owners. Once again, it needs to go beyond shovel ware or even an average ago. You're underselling all of the different things that uma into very subtly. It has a multilayered approach that not every gacha game can pull off. A lot of thing went right for uma, but if one of those things was just slightly out of whack it could have just been yet another game that didn't really catch on in the west.
So much Urara art on my timeline, I know that it's already been a year but i was not expecting this much, I am starting to tear up again...
Why do I care so much about a Japanese racehorse I never even met? ;__;
>>2928623Her never give up attitude is endearing
>>2928517This design is significantly worse than any newma and if it was released in game without having been in CinGrey first anons would hate it.
>decide to check the JP 2chan>they have a whole uma thread about baseballthey also post a lot of Tanukis
>>2928615Its gonna be okay, personally I will try and probably fail to get her to win Arima Kinen today, CM can wait
>>2928531Every Uma should have a ponytail. Ponytail CB is absolutely diabolical.
>>2928642Dantsu Flame needs to release sooner. At least we have Taiki
>>2928640I’ve gotten over the hurdle of the first Arima Kinen, I’ve never been lucky enough to get both turf and long to at least C for the second one though and she can never go with Spe and Ass Wonder.
Not looking good for not /v/mapyoi!
>>2928648Kyon is my spirit animal and ponytail Haruhi, especially long hair in Disappearance, is so fucking hot.
>>2928654It literally made me realize I have a thing for ponytails haha. Have ever since
>>2928590>But the fact Longchamps late-race is basically is two big straights means backliners will be advantagedFun fact, a front runner has never won the race.
>>2928657Was that disqualified or considered a win
>>2928639>find an uma thread there>no builds, no rooms, just people posting their meals and talkingIF ONLY I KNEW JAPANESE!!!!
>>2928122All those specilty prio buffs are just getting back what they took from you. Around 20% is where it feels like back to pre-GL baseline levels.
>>2928639Even if you go on our /sp/ you will also find entire generals with uma OPs randomly. All threads are uma threads
>>2928664Umamusume is basically the pokemon of our era
>>2928652
>>2928664it was my understanding that posting any sort of anime was /sp/culture, though i did browse only like 3 stickies like some months ago
>>2928672Not necessarily, there are many that find anime posting there cringe. Depends on the thread/sports culture
>>2928659It was a very recent race and he won as he was still touching the horse when the horse nose hit the finish line.
>>2928675I personally do not post any umamusume images on other boards
>/v/mapyoi already getting cocky and we're not even halfway through the month
Behold, I'm making some very responsible adult life choices
>>2928686Cute
>>2928686What site?
>>2928650The simple little thank you sign got me
I want to fuck the oguri fumo while oguri watches
>>2928657>Fun fact, a front runner has never won the race.Pasa...
>>2928686I spent 300 on one you're fine
SOON
>>2928695>character whose major character trait is handing out plushes to make everyone remember her>give her real plush down syndromeWhat did they mean by this?
>>2928695I'm not Fine, I'm Special
>>2928697It's CUTE not RETARDED
>>2928699we know you´re fat spe
>>2928686i spent like 400 this month on 4 figs+shipping. youre good
>>2928702I can lose weight tomorrowbut you'll be stupid forever
>>2928661A new Rice gif...
>>2928688Meccha-japan they are pretty good, a buddy of mine good a creek plush from themhttps://meccha-japan.com>>2928695Machan? Well, some of them are actually 300 too. Mostly the older ones tho
>>2928707>I can lose weight tomorrowBut will you?
>>2928710Yeah, believe it or not that's a deal. Go to ebay right now and the cheapest ones are like 500
>>2928710>Nr.2 most popular item is that fucking puppet that I hate
>>2928715All I see when I see that stupid puppet is south park
>>2928714Ufff, you would think there were more since since she is so popular>>2928715Honestly, I would rather have a Marche plush with a mini Maru-chan
>>2928719I think they were only made on preorder and the last batch was over a year ago. I did my research before pulling the trigger.Machan truly was never forgotten
I still don’t really trust ordering stuff from Asia. When I was a teen, I ordered a figure from japan, but the import taxes weren’t handled properly, so it got held at customs. I ended up begging my dad to drive me there so we could pick it up, and he got really mad at me over the whole thing.
>>2928724On ebay at least most if not all sellers state that the import taxes are in the shipping cost and ebay gives you a money back guarantee if anything fucks up. Idk about other sites
>>2928714>$110 shippingIs a Goku himself going to instant transmission it to me?
>>2928728I saw that one lol, the shipping and taxes on miner were only 20 and it's coming in two weeks tops so I don't understand the inflated shipping on some items
>>2928732The worst part is reading the description for that one it doesn't include any import fees like >>2928727 said so you're looking at like $700 all said and done with depending on whether we have to tip Trump still or not.
is this a good price, buyfags? Never been a figure man myself, but Machan...https://meccha-japan.com/en/figures/185046-figure-aston-machan-unmelting-sugar-candy-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gscollection.html?SubmitCurrency=1&id_currency=5
>>2928740It could be a scam but I have no idea. I'm a burger and I think we don't actually have a tarriff on Japan specifically since they're helping us defend Judaism but I'm not an expert on how the costs work prefecture to prefecture. I bought mine from a seller from Tokyo so I imagine that's why my shipping was cheaper
>>2928745Not really lol. Because that one is a preorder, you will get it on the 2027-09-30. Why not try one of the other 3 Machan figures?
>>2928745You can get the one in her casual clothes pretty easiliy for 30-40 bucks. Naturally it's lower quality but it still looks good to me
>>2928745The one for my wife is 300 bucks
>>2928745Good Smile figures are usually decent enough for the price tag.
>>2928757Is it better to wait the release to buy a figure? I really want that Halloween Mayano figure
>>2928790Depends really, if it's one that sells out you will likely end up having to pay more elsewhere to get one.
Personally I like nendoroids.But goddamn are they expensive
Are we slow because of nintendo direct
>>2928806We're slow because re ran out of images
>>2928809Release ze bread
if I typically end a run with not enough cash to buy all the golds, should I bother finishing Hello's chain if I haven't finished it by the end?
>>2928816>>2928816>>2928816Dozo
>>2928474It also helps Goldshi is the only character that even makes use of "lolrandom" humor.
