>Lily ShoSeptember 30th. Recreation of the 2007 Oka Sho; Vodka, Scarlet, Machan, & Sweep only.Turf Hanshin Right 1600m (Mile), Spring, Sunny, Good Ground>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (September)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1788228201225.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2985156
>>2987766>>2987768Probably one of the best inspirations I've ever managed, double speed greens turf and long S and then Creek ruins my day.
>>2987750another onehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=CyH8h0wRKeU7o9WwG445kBCK3 more shall we?520972005209720052097200
Please include the CM20 conditions on the next OP, domo arigathank you
>>2987779>>2987770>Sagittarius CupRace Conditions: 2500 m, Long, Turf, Nakayama, Right, Good, Winter, Cloudyis this right?
Pandora LOVE
Windy!CMs are no more!
>>2987784Yeppers!
kek I just noticed I inputed the wrong field as I was just about to bake myself
>>2987778ACK, what happened there?https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=RGc7K6oGk6lhq_Y_6MYuXLt72nd to last one851890038518900385189003
Less than 2 weeks for ZRR
>>2987795struck by the white lightninghttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=4ikeRa6VO0TUfTh6tk5Hz8DHlast one!199324561993245619932456
>>2987801All I can afford is a cheeky tenner. But I'll spend the next selector on her for sure.
>>2987802and we end it on a dub!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=S-DZBdK-PTw4bdjNvDCBhyYNThanks everyone for joining, i'll still be around if anyone else wants to host rooms, but i think I'll start working on kita tomorrow, then probably raise the stamina on my sei by like a green skill's worth
>>2987814Thanks for hosting and haku'ing. Not sure what more to train for this CM.
>>2987801big
>>2987826Newmas will never defeat oldmas in size
>>2987831One day the devs will be brave and break the 100cm barrier.
What newma has the biggest ears?
>>2987833Copano Rickey.. no wait!
>>2987832>100cmReserved for Secretariat
>>2987833Is there even an official listing for ear size or just fanmade estimations?
>>2987831Newmas get sizemogged by oldmas, except Blast Onepiece. She can be an honorary oldma
>>2987832Damn hishi is top ten? really doesn't feel like itAnd Brian's coat really hides how big her knockers are
>>2987843We need some ear scientists
>>2987832I could never have guessed that Hishiama was that big.
>>2987848She's plenty big, though the colors and design mask the size a bit. Side profile shows the truth.
>>2987848>>2987852>>2987853Floppy coat things and also black bra?, otherwise she'd have cleavage on par with fantasy Pasa.
>>2987852They had to nerf her with the redesign or she would have been too powerful
I think maybe some of these umas are lying about their numbers.
>>2987857We need the front facing view to veryfy. I remember Biwa and Princess looking huge in those
>>2987864As I said the black bra hides her true power.
>>2987859>>2987866Maybe wedding alt will fix...
>>2987866>black bra hides her true powerWe were robbed
>>2987801Ayabe is literally me
>>2987868Wedding Ama is sex in many ways but her boobs are similarly contained.
What should I be running for Palmer if I want her to win? I really wish she held out over my Tama last CM and I need to get her a plat before there are too many front cards for me to use with one borrow slot.
>>2987874Brown anime girls wearing majority white clothing will never not be hot.
>>2987868It makes her look way smaller from the side I think, but it's probably fine from the front. Less obvious boobage than Kita Blanco who is only wearing the boob armor.
>>2987874Looks like that >>2987866 angle could be pretty good though
>>2987877palmer forma de runaway or palmer forma de normal front
>>2987874>jan 2027Hey that's like next week or something
>>2987874>>2987887She's hot but I can't justify the carats for these extremely track-specific umas.>Increase velocity and very slightly increase acceleration for a moderate duration when toward the back on a downhill just before late-race after passing another runner 3 times mid-race.
>>2987874Fucking hell mate, this alt is so incredibly sexo I do want to roll for her no matter how good or bad she is but my pull plan is so incredibly stacked and tight that I need to get super lucky on at least 2 banners to even have a chance. Please HishiamaGODS, should I fail please roll for her, please win a plat with this alt.
>>2987896Nishino Flower is also on that banner and she seems potentially meta for every mile CM ever
>>2987896I'm looking forward to evo skills. Normal Ama turns both her gold potentials into full power Triumphant Pulse so she has material for some hilarious last spurt silliness on mediums. 0.90 velocity in last spurt.
>>2987894surprisingly, this is more lenient than i expected, it's accel if there's a downhill at 60% or after (the downhill can be at 60% and end before the accel zone)
Any toreina that likes brown sexo umas is my friend and my brother without question
>>2987894It's not as terrible as it looks, on paper at least. Basically you have to pass 3 people in a race, not that uncommon when there's a decent amount of backliners. She comes with evolved daring strike to help with that and you load up on a bunch more mid race too. Then it will fire off on any downhill after 60% of the race before late. In comparison, there are some like the recent fuji alt that will -literally- only work on one race course
>>2987904It still disqualifies a lot of tracks/distances for an Uma whose specialty is having the aptitude to run all distances and surfaces. It just doesn't work on any track that has no downhill in the later half of mid-race.
>>2987910i did the analysis of the tracks a while back, seems like it works on>most of the hanshins>the kyoto mediums + 1 of the kyoto 1600s>stayers stakes>the derbyand a bunch of other tracks that we might never get a CM out of
>>2987899Honestly the wedding banners are my kryptonite, for the most part they look nice and some end up being decently strong like Flower or Fine, I swear I saw some JP screenshots recently and many people were using wedding Ramonu so that's something to keep in mind too. >>2987900Aye I heard she becomes really good, when are we expecting the evo skills again? L'arc or so? Then again she's already capable of destroying CMs as is so kinda nice to finally have her being a powerhouse mare that people need to be wary of.
>>2987910I mean just going through the CM list, it can be used on 28-32, maybe 33, 34, 36, 38-40. THere's probably more but you get the idea. A lot of tracks have a downhill pretty close to late race
>>2987914Evo skills come with 2nd anni/GM so soon. Though I'm not 100% sure if the first evo update includes them for every uma available at that point or not.>>2987913It would've been perfect for this latest Xoguri CM actually, guaranteed carryover+accel into late race.
Hey
Nobody ever talks about hishiama
>>2987934I don't have her. Career dump?
>>2987913>>2987915aight i just labeled all the ones it works on>longchamp is flat thoughI'm assume we'll get patched longchamp early, there are up/downhills on JP longchamp
>>2987934I talk about her sometimes
>>2987918did he died?
>>2987944>>longchamp is flat thoughWhat? Why? One of the reasons it's notoriously impossible for front runners is the early uphill that prevents fronts from establishing a lead (or they burn all their stamina rushing up the hill).
>>2984775It just keeps happening, I can already barely make a passable ace because I'm shit at Grand Live. Every time I get more than one triple rainbow the Long S refuses to appear.
>>2987951global gametora has it as flat
>>2987934I use her as my oshi pick when I don't have good alternatives. I'm running her for the sprint CM but 0% speed uma runs end up like this for me most of the time in GL.
>>2987956>5 threadsWHERE IS JANNY
>>2987934She is very very good friends with my kamioshi
>>2987934I love browns but honestly something about the few brown Uma there are just hasn’t clicked about me. Uma really needs a brown mesugaki or some proper short hair tomboy.
>>2987956oh shit sorry for quoting you LMAO
>>2987934She's hot but just kinda boring.
This Haku thing is crazy, what the hell
>>2987979Explain
>>2987934We were ROBBED
>>2987982Like I didn't know it could do and show you this much
>>2987852Her clothes are pretty floppy and big so they obscure it
>>2987934we love hishi mamazon
>>2987983tanline SEXOimagine the potential of summer alts if they didn't tone this down
Me whenever Taiki Shuttle appears in my lobby
So, are you guys going to pull for Neo Universe?Also, are any of you going to be watching the next Starship launch when it happens? (No latter than Monday, details here https://www.spacex.com/launches/starship-flight-14)
>no latterWhoops, meant later.Also for anyone curious of the source, S3E11, approximately 21:04.
>>2987994Taiki's song is way more enjoyable than that disgusting ED
>>2987939Honestly her career is kind of bland (not necessarily bad), opposed to other umas she has very little problems to resolve she's kinda content with her existence. Also the only Uma from her irl career to meaningfully appear is Brian. Shes kinda good in Maya's career.
>>2987956Same I try to use her for short and dirt tracks, I'll probably make another sprintiama soon
>>2988009Big honse
is pace seiun insane for sprint?
>>2987934I finally got around to doing Fuji's career, and holy shit Hishiama is up her ass during the entire career.
>>2988003The op is also God awful
>>2988016Nah the OP is great, it's grown a lot on me.
>>2987999She drops at a bad time and I know little of her except she's meta. I've been enjoying the slightly bigger focus on space recently with artemis
Speaking of SBR, for any Yurobros that missed it, our first stage finished last night with some unexpected candidates. >>2987181And here is the Haku, https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=CxpbvhbdiFGv38XVlJVa8CzKMore next week!
>>2988012Her unique doesn't work there, plus she has Sprint G and Pace B
Grim power aside (would’ve been nice if Kitasan and Maru weren’t completely MIA on the last three trainings when I had 65%) what else do I want on her? Also has Sei/Kita inherits and runaway.
>>2988003Genuinely what the fuck were they thinking?>>2988016Disagree, while it’s not one of the best it’s still quite good.
>>2988034Netflix has been a disaster, although I don't know who to fully blame. I can't believe they had the nerve to ruin the stablished ED procedure we have since Phantom Blood. Also the ED itself looks a lot like Arcane's it's shit
>>2988026oh i mean as a pure oshi pick or should i bench her until the dirt mile to try to mutate
>>2988002>laterIt's earlier dumbass. No earlier. Complete buffoon.>>2988021Ah shit, she's meta? I didn't even know that, I just know her for this image.
>>2987999Nope, not a late main.Although she gets so many skills from events, she's propably easy to build, even if you don't have any late cards/parents.But my pulls are reserved for CB anyways.
>>2988036I find it hard to blame DP as I trust them enough with JoJo at this point to believe they couldn’t actually think this was a good idea, it’s likely either retards at Warner Brothers Japan or Netflix sticking their fingers in. Dude who produced the song is some Westcuck accused rapist so I lean towards Netflix.
>>2988040yep at the minimum, meta parent, she's good enough to steal angling from fronts as an ace, she's a late surger medium beast
HALLO HALLO
>>2988042This is my wife, Ms Mr CB.
>>2988037Oh, you meant that kind of 'insane'. I feel like mutating Pace Sprint should be easier than Dirt, but she's more effective on the dirt track as an ace.
>>2988032You only need like 900 stam and 600 guts on a runaway. Also>Top Runner>See Ya LaterPossibly the worst golds you could put on a runaway
>>2988047yea, i mean i'd run seiun front sprint if i could but like fronts are just kinda cooked on chukyo 1200, dirt mile is harder since mile C, dirt G
Trying to get stamina + long out of Spe-chan is like pulling teeth.Feels like it's just an endless conveyor belt of medium sparks.
>>2988049I had late SYL procs win her races this last CM. It’s not like I had anything else to spend the SP on in this run anyway.
>>2988042CB rocks my world. She'll also wreck my already stablished marriage
>>2988052>chukyo 1200You'd need plancha + turbo sprint + second wind for fronts to have a chance. Maybe unrestrained if you're schizophrenic, or build guts to win by dueling
>>2988040She has a powerful midrace unique, and her level 5 you can time a current speed boost by having her trigger her 13th skill. Also it's funny cingrey also has an Uma kinda based of her namesake being one of musaka's trainees
>>2988042Yea so many skills
I will be pulling Windy instead of C.B. already got a spark saved up for her, even
>>2987999Yeah, I don't think there's any meta pace to pick anyway on GM so might as well.
>>2988077Nobody says this
FIVE (5) roomas before I sleep.271189712711897127118971Bring it on faggots. Had a busy day and I wanna see what (YOU) built
People really just post rooms without saying what kind they are these days
>>2988088For the arima kinen? You know. The CM that's coming up
>>2987999Ive heard that shes super meta for L'arc CM, BUT i also heard that she, Laurel and i think Ruby were, like, THE parents you want to get. Ive heard that Uni has kino career, but outside of that, how should i decide who to get?
>>2988084You don't want to see my parents
>>2988082I literally just did though
>>2988084>7 fronts and a debufferTruly a good time to be frontbroken.
>>2988084I'm busy training for Longchamp. I haven't even done a single Arima Kinen ace yet
>>2988097>a debufferWould be 8 fronts if I actually built my other ace
>>2988090People aren't giving up on that and doing the sprint instead like sane individuals?
>>2988084Oh shit, I think rushed raped and killed my spurt AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 871133428711334287113342
>>2988101I need to decide my sprint roster first. There's so much to pick yet all of them are pacechud.
>>2988101sane individuals would be skipping this dogshit scenario combined with the literal dogshit series of CMs. Only crazy retards (and normal retards) are left itt.
>>2988101>Skipping the best CM everISHYGDDT
>>2988103To any Kitasan trainers ITT. Since her Senior year is apparently bollocks can you guys give me some tips for training her?
>>2988103>fullWtfMy sei failed the early lead +gw witchecks
>>2988106You say that every CM
Please no, I dont wanna fuck the gorilla.
>>2988105Sane individual would abandon this kusoge after URA though. No need to pay attention after GOAT northernlion stopped playing it.
>>2988106>ISHYGDDT???
>>2988112Helios please translate this post
>>2988084...Built?
>>2988103So it's going to be another front CM
>>2988103Stand proud! For you have the privilege of falling before me, and becoming yet another page in the tale of my supremacy.205478792054787920547879
>>2988115Newfag-dono....
>>2988107It's only a turn lost. The most annoying part for Kitasan is to hope Teio isn't being piece of shit while getting your speed to cooperate without 100 special priority card.
So, looking at halu, Runaway Suzuka as an ace doesnt really seem like a good idea. Is it because she just gets cannibalized by other runaways? But i also see that normal Suzu ace isnt doung so well either... Also, why IS Bourbon this strong? >>2988116Who??? I dont watch balding uncs like him! 6 7
>>2988111You don't have any say in the matter. You will become her fiancé.
>>2988121SHOW ME YOUR MOTIVATION985021919850219198502191
>>2988126>Runaway Suzuka as an ace doesnt really seem like a good idea.Why not?>Is it because she just gets cannibalized by other runaways?If two runaways meet each other then they both explode anyway
>>2988130>Bourbon distanced the riceWhat the fuck
>>2988130Did anyone get the haku of that, my seiun sky got bowling balled so hard
>>2988135It's Bourbon
>>2988107It's not her career it's the shitty cards you're forced to use on her>you need to borrow Teio Wit>can't borrow Maya for front heal>can't use Kita Speed>0 Power growth and 20 Speed growth so your Pow will be shitIt's complete cancer to build her
>>2988130Im sorry TaiSHIT...im afraid I cant let you do that326971223269712232697122
>>2988122Okay, in his defense, how often do people actually talk about the acronyms we use?
>>2988125>>2988143Should I give up on it? At most I can get LB0 Maru (LB1 if I use a gem)
>>2988143>you need to borrow Teio WitI will cope with 0lb teio it's actually better than bourbon wit!
>>2988146Potentialbros...
>>2988147Its not a /v/ma thing though, its >I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>2988148Personally I will train Bobo and Seiun since they are more easy.I'll try a bit for a Kita after I get them but if I'm getting fucked I'll give up and run a rabbit
>>2988148Tbf, building Smaru will be easier than her despite she got locked out of her card. Already have innate heal, her unique can compensate for her gold card, can rent palmer since she got speed bonus.
>>2988134I was purely going off this and assuming that whatever happened in the public rooms is worth basic my thoughts on. Really i have no clue how exactly it will play out, but seeing that fronts are strong here, and that people are making Runaway Suzie as a debuffer, making my own Runaway ace doesnt seem like a great idea
>>2988155>>2988156I meant the card, I don't have VBobo nor SMaru trainees ;___; only regular Bobo, never luckshat her
>>2988146You will NEVER take the Queens throne doto.982959519829595198295951
>>2988161The simulations seemed to give Doto a big win rate in the previous rooms... can it be trusted? ofc not sure if these rooms are similar
>>2988160Eh, regular is usable. Already have TTL so you can borrow mayano and go 3-2. Have power bonus so it's even better to go 3-2. Solid unique too after the buff.
>>2988161Listen to the sounds of your own extinction, NINGEN307302963073029630730296
Dang first the seiun was terrorizing rooms earlier and now it's the barbin
>>2988160If you like Fronts you're gonna have to upgrade the card anyway, if you don't I'd save for something else.1LB is cope tho
>>2988167The Queen of /v/ma isn't fucking around today it seems
>>2988111
>>2988167I-I-Is that a runaway palmer? AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TASUKETE733690577336905773369057
>>2988166>>2988170Idk what to do, I really like Kita-chan, I wanted to run her...
>>2988049SYL is late race velocity if no one procs it beforehand
>>2988177That Doto is fucking crazy, I thought Paces were bad. Anyone care to give some input?
>>2988180I mean you can, just don't expect her to be good with your own current limitation. There's kitasan white anyway if you want to run her and hopefully your card situation will be improved after ramonu.
>>2988177>Both my umas rushed>It killed both their spurts>Both have restraintGASLIGHT SKILL!168578621685786216857862>>2988180Anon just fuckin run em, I have an LB1 smaru. It aint too bad
Ok why is seiun now losing front war
>>2988183>UF4My true strength and robbing cheer proc is sometimes all you needed.
>>2988180You can try to run her but there's a reason her win rate is low compared to other Fronts
>>2988190Are you saying there's a chance?
>>2988126She has nothing going for her other then her unique as midrace and decent growths, doesn't come with single usable gold in her kit, and explodes if there's another runaway in the room.
>>2988186>Another no spurt awardFUCK, i thought id be good with 950 stam822275538222755382227553
>>2988186What's your deck/approach to her career?>>2988191Because she's hard right?
>>2988201Hard to build, yeah
>3 times in a rowAlright I get it bourbon, next will be the last one.
>>2988203I'm telling you restraint is fake
>>2988194Well, it's mainly privileged xogger and Hdoto to some extend. Delayed festive and neck to neck is still an accel that's sometimes enough to rob the front in addition of forementioned accel.
>>2988183No idea, propably gamble on early Neck and Neck activation + nimble/NSM and white ver of monster?
>another front CMYep that's a hard skip
>>2988200What if mihono bourbon was trapped and rushed in the 9th gate chamber194879911948799119487991Last one, she's getting uppity
>>2988183Hmmm that doto was in my rooms earlier I think but I'm now joining these rooms from bed remind me when I wake up to check haku
>>2988183Pace needs over 9000 midleg skills or lose hard to fronts
>>2988209You say this every CM
>>2988203My Bourbon got Rushed in the last CM, thankfully I was solo Fronting so I didn't get SS + Rushed raped.CM before this she failed the Angling Wit check and got 3rdRNG really is a bitch here
>>2988210haku on this?
>>2988212That's like every strategy in newmas era.
>>2988215Sorry I'm in bed and phoneposting
>>2988210>ANOTHER 9th gateWhat are the odds. Thanks for coming! Im going to bed. More in the morning
>>2988218Why are the outer gates bad again?
>>2988217I have a feeling that we get fucked hard by double front teams. Which at this rate may be half of the CM matches
>>2988221You run longer
>>2988221First corner so close so you wideswing if you are outer gate which is why you want PP/IW
>>2988221Too far to hug the rail to block other fronts from capturing 1st.
>>2988218Thanks for the rooms! Probably shouldn't have stayed up til 6 am but fun races
>>2988218Thanks for hosting!
>>2988227Ameribro experiences 1 tenth of what Yurobros do every single day
dom or murmur for debuffers on arima?
>>2988240Longslop mentioned usually will make people overstam.
>>2988242If they overstam on GL then I'm beating them clean without any debuffers.
>>2988218Thank you for the rooms. Have a good rest.
First time ever getting a triple. Thanks overnight fan run.
>>2988240Uninstalling the game
>>2988240Debuffers are not worth it in arima IMO. But dom always
>>2988247My only 3* stam spark was also a Late Surger pink kek. An anon told me to still use it as a GP but I don't know if it would be right, since the whites are not very good
>>2988245It doesn't take much to finish race on arima kino though. It's 800+1 gold. Going for 2 golds or adding heal inherit like creek or grass healer already overstam territory.
>Want to win with Palmer>Figure I should run at least one other front with her>If I runaway she just gets nuked if there’s a sacrificial shitter in there>Normal losing ult is a real threat when there is three or more frontsI don’t know what to do
>>2987801HOLY SEX IMAGE
>>2988259
What could these two possibly even talk about
Wake the FUCK up neighasIt's Satono FUCKING Saturday
Kanto is a real place not just a Pokemon region?
KANTOOOOOOOO
>>2988269Yeah
>>2988255It's not guaranteed to die to sacri shitter if you can dodge the spot struggle. Rabbit will putting debuff instead of a skill to trigger spot struggle.
Unova was the best btw. Not even a yank
>>2988269Yes, Tokyo is in Kanto.
>>2988267*teio saturday
>>2988278
>>2988267>>2988279I love Dia so fucking much it's unreal
>gen 5>good
It's actually Shakur Saturday
Arima Kino is so >fun it has me training umas i've never used before.
>>2988282who ?
>>2988283SAME I started running satono for no reason
>>2988283What does no reason have to do with diamond? They're not even the same gen
Someone doesn't belong here....
>>2988272Umamon v.2 today?
>>2988287Holy shit my fingers are almost Teiobro fat, meant for>>2988285
>>2988274What can I do to help dodge it or is it just at the whim of RNG?
>>2988281Not just good. Very fucking good
>>2988289How much did they pay Shakur to do this?
>>2988295Unovazuma, pls.
>>2988294Probably depends on the range between yours and other runaway so you want stronger early race. Probably pick concentration even. Idk how to balance it with enough midrace though.
>>2988298genwunnerojisan plz...
>>2988301That's Gen WON to you, lil neigha.
Tier list is based off of vibes but I think i got the correct placements.
>been posting and participating in the thread for few hours now >didn't realize I've been posting in /vg/>recent threads have been so similar that I didn't realize itI'm on a different level of dumb
>>2988307>kingu>bad at vidya
>>2988308very concerning
>>2988282Yes it is
>>2988307>king is bad and mayano is good>he didn't see King 1v3 in king of beast
>>2988308Why are you in that board in the first place, but yeah. We went through a very, very rough period....im glad it's quickly getting better again
>>2988307>Kingu>bad at vidya>Maya>good>he doesn't knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6Iulskk-U&t=161s
So are there any Pokemon-Uma crossover fics? I haven't seen any on AO3.>>2988305More like gen ワン, dawg.
>>2988308This place has been worse than /vg/ for the past 2 or 3 months
>>2988316I was there for the keibaposting and forgot to switch back boards
>>2988319Then it is YOUR duty to make it good.
>>2988322BAZZGODS
>>2988322I try BAZZbwo
>>2988308Things are getting better, past few threads were quite good and had a lot of fun rooms. Welcome back
>>2988316Past week really was something else...
>>2988328I don't know why the quality fucking imploded for 1 week but its really funny in hindsight
>>2988319Whenever I go to /vg/ to see if it's true they are spamming porn, erping between "nonnies" or discussing the exciting shenanigans of their lolcow thread personalities. This statement is so utterly false it's unreal. If you truly feel that kind of content is better than what happens here then go there, faggot
>>2988332Briefly succumbed to the xogslop cancer and was overwhelmed by oguri faced tumors
https://x.com/kyokokakikaki/status/1723898506619064674
>>2988307How would curren be good at vidya? Shes like the most normie character in the game
>>2988334I feel so bad for the little lass. She got dealt a shit hand despite being a prodigy, she couldn't handle it
>>2988336Curren is sleeper into some nerdy shit iirc
>>2988318>ficsneighas be reading, lmao
>>2988336You see that new dress game? She'd be really good at that.
>>2988333And whenver I come to this place I see people throwing tantrums about the most minor of grievances and calling every single thing they disagree with bait, trolling, /vg/, etc.It is a different type of shit but it is shit nonetheless
>>2988339>he isn't reading fics You kinda need to to get quality content after you finish a career and it the well runs dry
>>2988335Mayano Cute Gun
>>2988284You'll get MLB of her wit card the next time you roll for supports. Just so you can remember her.
>>2988339What is this dance move called?
>>2988340I would try it, but I don't want to dive in too deep, since AC8 is right around the corner.>>2988344NTA, but I was just using character ai, then at the suggestion of someone from these threads moved to sillytavern
Wonder acute has the most healing, cutest and greatest career in this game. Please give her a chance
>>2988337Isn't that just the story of the real horse too?
>>2988352Do a cheeky career dump acutebro, we haven't had one since Muteki
>>2988349Animations>mini>agnes digital, its the 3rd animation there
>>2988352I wasted another 15k carats on her and she didn't come home, I wish she would give me a chance!
Speaking of which, absolutely no one requested it but tomorrow I'll do a Tanamo dump since I recently acquired her.
>>2988336Curren Chan seems to be really good at practically everything if it helps her achieve the cuteness ideal she strives to. I'd argue that if there was a way to achieve a new level of cuteness by playing videogames she'd grind and learn any vidya in secret for the sake of looking like she can play effortlessly and cutely. She's the John Wick of cuteness.
>>2988342Not that anon, but right now we are pretty good, I don't like the pearl clutching either. But you know what you can do to combat that? Make good posts. Nurture the thread and it will nurture you.
>>2988354>we haven't had one since MutekiYes we have? We had Palmer, Sweep, Shakur, Bamboo, Rickey, Bijin, Pearl and parts of Machan. The only reason you don't remember them is cuz muteki was the highest effort one.
>off-by-one-award
>>2988363>I don't like the pearl clutching
>>2988363Fags that complain don't want to make the thread better, they just wanna feel above the rest by saying how bad things are. It's a kind of mental masturbation, makes you feel that you are better than the thing you are complaining about. Even if things are back to normal now that xogslop is over, the need to complain and get some ez dopamine is too great, so expect more complaints out of nowhere.>>2988370I made a career dump and it's unironically hard. Takes a long time and you never know what kind of content will get people interested in your uma.
>>2988377YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
>>2988363Ye it's good right now, same way /vg/ isn't always ERP and porn
>>2988378>the need to complain and get some ez dopamine is too great, so expect more complaints out of nowhere.Well im gonna complain that you faggots have shit taste because no one EVER posts my uma wife
>>2988381Well anon I dont know what to tell you, we hit a horribly rough patch during the nishino era but the rickey and ardan eras were great. Now that xogslop is over is the time to build back better
>>2988370>highest effort onethanks! but i do recon that it was more memorable because it took like half the thread
>>2988370Oh yeah now that you mention it I do remember seeing cute cheeky dumpies of some Acute moments
>>2988388>build back betterOguri Cap is Joe Biden?
>>2988383Who's your wife?
>>2988355Can you show me the mini for Admiral Fuji? I don't think I've seen her animation yet
>>2988395Guess cuz i have literally never seen you guys post her.
>>2988322Concord fucking bombed but Bazz is somehow still more iconic than a lot of other slop that’s come out in the same timespan, even if it’s not for the reasons they’d have liked.
>>2988389The Muteki dump was great, I was reading it live while doing some walking in a huge beautiful park, I got to see great views and have fun every few minutes
>>2988388I've been here for a while and the Nishino era was indeed shit, but come on now, months ago people here would have melties whenever someone said "bwo". Melties about dumb shit is nothing new.I just don't like the /v/ vs /vg/ culture war autism some people here have
>>2988398>guessAt least drop some hints, is she released on global?
>>2988383Furiosobro...Air Messiahbro...
>>2988362God Curren’s wedding dress is so fucking hot this shit makes me act quite uncouth whenever I see it. The animation on top of it too, they knew exactly what they were doing with it.
>>2988403Bazz is iconic for the same reason The Room is iconic, because it's so shit, the only difference is that the project Bazz is attached to IS irredeemable dogshit by an awful company
>>2988407Nope
>>2988398Blast Onepiece or Bubble Gum Fellow :P
>>2988415Victoire pisa?
>>2988322I never understood why this character go so much hate. She looks quite cool.
>>2988427>she
>>2988415alegria
>she
>>2988428yes, she
>>2988406Yeah its nothing new, but at least I feel like most of the really stupid melties were concentrated during peak MANT. The GL saga has been pretty great so far, even if the scenario can be a pain. As far as the culture war, I dont like it either, idc about the other board I want them doing their own thing separately, but the conflict is simply a product of our upbringing as /v/tards. We are too peaceful here, it is a behavioral sink. The RAGE has to flow somewhere
>>2988427Their color scheme is not good, and they're the best looking character from that game...
>>2988434Why can't we channel it into /b/?
>>2988427All i know is>Xe Xir>Learned to use knives by being an Amazon warehouse wagieThat and the goofy appearance.
>>2988435>Their color scheme is not goodDebatable. The color scheme is made to be striking and bold. Sure, not something everyone would find inmediatly pleasing but that doesn't make it not good.
>>2988410Furioso has a dedicated fag, nopeAir Messiah gets mentioned due to being a who, nope>>2988420Blast one piece gets mentioned due to being tall and hot, BGF has a dedicated fag, nope.>>2988421Gets mentioned by dirters and has a lot of fanart, nope>>2988430Come on, shes one of the most liked newmas.
>>2988446Believebro....
>>2988433It's a tranny that worked at Amazon
her animation didnt want to record in umaviewer as gif, and that pissed me off, so i gave her a burping face. >>2988397
>>2988449And?
>>2988446>Come on, shes one of the most liked newmas.Is it Still in LoveI'll be honest people here are just being contrarians some times.
>>2988446Rhein Kraft?
>>2988446>Furioso has a dedicated fag>BGF has a dedicated fag(You) are the dedicated fag for your uma though.(People talk about my wife? I didn't notice BOP was talked about more often than the occasional post I make.)Can I ask for two more hints? I'm curious if A)they're a trainee yet, B)if they've ever had a support card.
>>2988415NTA but that explains it then. We generally know little to nothing about most newmas until they appear in global, UNLESS a JPbro (or curious global anon who's looked into said newma) actively starts shilling themAnyways, I'm gonna guess... Cesario?
>>2988446Lalabro...
>>2988451KEEEEEK. Thanks dude
>>2988451Now i imagine her burping O Sole Mio.
>>2988446C-CesarioGOD?
>>2988446Yaeno Muteki?Bamboo Memory?I believe those two are the most literal whos in the global roster right now.
>>2988452Sorry Xir pronouns are not allowed here
>>2988457Thinking about I barely see lala mentioned, an Osaka team with Tama could be fun
>>2988465It's not a global uma.
>>2988448Gets mentioned with the sprinter gang, nope >>2988453No not still, still is popular and gets posted a lot here. I meant that gran is one of the most popular newmas>>2988454Has a dedicated fag, nope.>>2988455Yes to both.>>2988456Nope, not cesario. Pretty sure one of the drawfags waifus cesario anyway, shes popular as spe-rm>>2988457Nope, shes popular.>Tfw might be the ONLY fan of my uma
>>2988412Yes, that’s why I said it’s not for the reasons they’d like. Compare it to John Highguard nobody even knows that nigger’s name but Bazz will live on in infamy forever for just being that shit.
>>2988471Neo Universe GOD...
>>2988471SoundsofEarthCHAD...?
>>2988467I'm sorry your brain got one shot by culture war BS anon but I believe that someday you'll look back to yourself and cringe at it.
>>2988471Don't tell me its that uggo Air Messiah
>>2988471North Flight?
>>2988442Not only did someone write that Amazon warehouse backstory, but at least one other person read it and thought it was good enough to be in the game. It’s truly a masterpiece that never should have seen the light of day.
>>2988471Laurel Town RAPIST...
>>2988471Hmm... North Flight?I've seen her brought up in passing a couple times recently but maybe you just missed those
>>2988479Not cool...
>>2988471Nigga just say it already
>>2988432>wonder what this post is talking about>look at archive>realize i muted a fuckhuge reply chain by having /vg in my filters...huh
>>2988471So she IS in game! Sweet! That actually narrows things down quite a bit since there's a fair few that have one or the other.With that said, Royce and Royce?
>>2988452He’s a man.
>>2988486>No Fun Allowed
>>2988471Satono crown?
>>2988493Crown is popular as fuck though
>>2988471If we are talking unreleased umas I believe the only literal who left is Tap Dance City
>>2988454I at least drop a joke about someone naming their daughter Mein Kampf every once in a blue moon.
>>2988434My stance is that /vg/ can be good and /vm/ can be goodAnd /vg/ can be shit and /vm/ can be shit There are fun races on /vg/ but the stakes here are a much better idea.The way clubs are ran here is fine I guess but personally I like how /vg/ handles clubs moreBoth generals have their upsides and downsides
>>2988480>>2988484BINGOPlease be nice to my wife, she's the least popular uma of /v/ma.
>>2988496>literal who
>>2988476
>>2988500My stance is i hate them and I dont wanna hear about them but people are entitled to their opinion.Anyway, its a bit off topic. Cute rice tho
>>2988494Is she? Despite being is S3, I barely see anyone talk about her
>>2988501>North FlightThe worst part is that I actually was going to guess that, but I was actually cross-referencing the archive and found North Flight had been mentioned several times on the 23rd while Royce and Royce was last mentioned on the 20th.Poor Royce and Royce, even less popular than North Flight :(
>>2988493NTA and while I don’t post about her often I have posted about her before and I cannot fucking wait to pull her.
For me, it's Admire Groove
>>2988511But why is she chinese?
>>2988501Why do you like north flight? Just curious, shes such an out there uma.
>>2988509Oh yeah, also Royce and Royce does have less fanart on Gelbooru. 105 vs North Flight's 380. She literally is just less popular than Royce and Royce.
>>2988307Ok very nice list you got there. But of the Umas that are BAD at video games and below, who would be WORSE at it than DSP?
>less popular than Royce and Roycethan North Flight*I'm going to bed, that is the fifth posting mistake I've made in an hour. May I awake to find a lengthy, passionate post about how good North Flight is.
>>2988501>Literally talked for weeks due to that event alongside Bakushin OMan... people are even LARPing about their hipster tastes at this point. Nevermind that she gets a lot of artwork compared to the likes of Air Messiah or Bubblegum Fellow.
>>2988516I just think Fuu-chan is neat desu, I like her gimmick, I like her design, I like her story, i like her personality and I like voice.
frontlords, talk to me about what inherits youre getting for arima kinenconsidering angling isnt delayed by much ill probably just take that over break it down, and then ill also take victory cheer from kitasan for more accel.i want at least one final straight velocity inherit, so im thinking ill look into getting barcarole from a grandparent. not much success with any of this so far though.
You have her, right?
>>2988533Right now I just have Angling + Victory and im raping rooms, I would like to add commander spe and nyopera over break it down imo.
>>2988540>5 inheritsThat can't be efficient
I quite like Royce and Royce’s race outfit but I’ve not read her career so not much to say.
>>2988547i like her VAhttps://d.uguu.se/JzJnlLxx.mp4
Princess dropout anon here, thanks for joining and posting about the race Until next time again
>>2988558Thank you for hosting. Enjoy your vacation.
>>2988558I may have missed the room start, was it in the prev thread?
Club status for next month? Any free slots?
cygoys should give us more daily legend racesive had all the available umas unlocked for a while now
>random TT run>hit the inspogod damn, i get why i was looping all this time
>>2988569/v/ma is disbanding so I don't think there will be a lot of free spots
>>2988552It’s kinda funny even her imas character is fairly unpopular compared to a lot of the cast. Think she’s decently popular in Proseka though.
>>2988352I would love to but I can't, I don't have the carratsI did the cheeky tenner, I did the tickets, now I will do next months tickets but I doubt it will workIt hurts, but I am at 20k carrats and need to save for Rob Roy, if I don't get spooked by then I will roll for her onsen alt tho
>>2988569Ignore that other retard, there will probably be a few slots like always. Just stay tuned
>>2988352I will pull her onsen alt and gleefully suckle on her toes.
Do you think your wife would look good with her opposite hair length?
>>2988569der/v/ might have some slots open
>>2988593yes
wo-woah, Machitan!
>>2988593CB would look great with anything.
Is this a reasonable plan for an End emjoyer? Anything to remove or add card wise?
>>2987770that sure is a lot of bourbon
>>2988608Such is live under BOB (Bobofag Occupied Bakery)
>>2988593The hime haircut is instrumental to make the whole presentation work imo.
>>2988593Definetly a downgrade. Grass's long and silky hair is one of her most charming points
>>2988614now that i think of it, it's a pretty weird juxtaposition putting the effort needed to maintain a hime cut against someone like Golshi actually wearing it
>>2988593Yes
>>2988593Any haircut will work for her, although since she is a medium, I can't be sure if her opposite is long or short hair
>>2988593Probably, yeah. She wears most of her hair tied up anyways so I think she'd look fine with actually short hair
>>2988631Not that you will see with that gigantic hat
>>2988592>gleefully suckle on her toes.You just know this guy is an oy neigher.
>>2988631
>>2988628Something else grew here
>>2988623I think it's an important part of her personality.>slacker who does anything but training>an absolute beast on the track>prankster who keeps messing with her friends>a genuinely good companion who is always helpful when it counts>an absolute retard mongoloid with a silly hat>a gorgeous beauty with a traditional haircut
Hello I love King Halo that is all thank you
>>2988569Danchou here. /herse/ has plenty of free slots open. I was planning to post a recruitment ad/art next month, but I got admitted to the hospital two weeks ago and just had a colonoscopy done yesterday, so unfortunately I won't have it finished by then. I already have a sketch done, but I'm also in the middle of moving to a new house, so it is what it is.Haven't checked the threads in a while either, sorry about that bros.
>>2988636Technically that's Shiraoki, not Fukukitaru
>Cards literally unironically refuse to not go into spd training one by oneWhat fucking dogshit
how much stamina does a TT pace sprinter need?
>>2988642Hope your transition went well Danchou....
>>2988642Get well soon! I hope the doctors can fix your buttblast.
>>2988533Barcarole are corner if it's 400m lock iirc. Vaudeville is straight.
>>2988649Thanks, I will become the first uma musuko in history.
>>29886402.3 Halos have been deposited into your account.
>>2988596We finally kicking the fags who ask for sashes?
>>2988631Went ahead and looked for a fitting example. She looks quite cute
>>2988656This outfit is so pretty its a bit of a shame that it got carded, but she gets a wedding alt too so I can't complain
>>2988657dancho posted a stern warning so some people might get into unfortunate accidents next month
>>2988642Oh man sorry to hear that, hope everything goes well
>>2988648You'll have enough, don't worry, it's impossible to gas out on sprints intentionally
>>2988669One of the guys that was warned is now a top earner tho, he's doing great
>>2988593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGvmsJjE54Emakes me think of this video which has a random edit of Rudolf with short hair to represent her younger self. From this video I noticed that Rudolf's eyes are probably supposed to reference the pink mask horse sometimes wore.
>>2988679i actually rather would be in B+ than donate sashes
>>2988685Not even talking about him but eh, just don't donate, I never do
>>2988679How much of a nigger do you have to be to request sashes as a top earner
>>2988693i dont, but having the "donate to all" button virtually disabled sucks
>>2988696Not him >>2988693
>>2988696You want your gibs for this rank right? It'd be a shame if you dropped an entire section before the months ends.
>>2988702i would rather be in Party /v/an than to be held hostage by a sashNIGGER
>>2988712>mystery of party /v/an still unsolved>still no /v/madacchi club
>>2988596eh I don't know if we will, I haven't seen the sash guy request them for a while but that might be due to my login times so maybe he still is? otherwise issues have been addressed and we're still safely on cozy A as usual, I don't see any reason to kick anyone
I'm gonna get demoted man, I genuinely don't understand what to do anymore. TT is way too fucking hard
Personally I think Goldship would be better suited to fucking off and dying than any kind of hair cut.
Gomshi broken
>>2988751Look at the top trainers in the ranking. Your teams should be a mix of witmaxed Aoharu umas and ones built to occasionaly win. Get as many easy to trigger golds as possible, make sure you have three different running styles on every distance. Concentration is a high value gold so get it whenever possible. Make sure you have Solshi's inherit on every uma.That's the basic gist of it.
>>2988762nta but what do you mean look at the top trainers
>>2988762I literally use the AutoTT umas you guys suggested with like 9 golds eah
>>2988770look at the TT leaderboard
I will simply throw my CM acesCarousel is comfyCarousel is niceI love the Carousel
>>2988770Click on pic rel and you can check on the teams of other torenahs.
>>2988776>>2988781This tells me nothing other than what people are scoring?
>>2988787Try to hold click on them
>>2988787You can click on the trainers and see their team...
Is this infographic legit I understand that the pal cards guarantee their gold heals but in that same vein i dont understand the rationale for selecting Kitasan and others in the 4th and 5th slot when im not guaranteed to get the golds they carry like Curvature, Neck and Neck and OYL
>>2988794>>2988795what the fuck
>>2988787>>2988799anon... your wit...
>>2988036DP's old music producer died during Stone Ocean's streaming releases, this new one they have doesnt want to meddle with Warner to get the rights for a licensed ED, and instead they are meddling with her to get one of their "talents" to make music for DP. The retard rapping on the ED also popped up on a fucking Machine Gun Kelly music video as a lyrics writter.
>>2988803How are you supposed to know?
Look at this idiot
>>2988514IRL the horse she's based on had its best and most memorable performances in Hong Kong, so they made her fluent in Cantonese for that.
>>2988814>people dont just fuck around and click shit nowadaysSAD!
>>2988798I'm not sure but i believe the more group cards you use the higher your chance of finishing the other chains. Kita and Creek are just one of the highest value speed and stam cards. Stacking cards of the same type has diminishing returns if you are score maxing so it's better to have two different types than two of the same.
>>2988569We at /hotumaglue/ are looking for fresh new blood, had to kick a lot of flatliners this month, have like 7 spots open.
>>2987181as much as I would like to draw creek's bare fat swinging maestros, I don't think I'll be able to do them justice
>>2988815EI! EI!... MUNturday?
>>2988814I didn’t know DSP posted here.
>>2988593I just spent like 30 minutes trying to find something of her with short hair and couldn't but yes she would look good with short hair but no she should not cut it off
>>2988807This is a disaster, we will never recover from this shit, not even Part 7 will endure
>>2988827HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZINGTHANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS GREAT. 100% using that in my next announcement next Friday
>>2988827>Won by chestmogging in the photo finishKEEEEEEEK
>>2988827holy shit
>check who hosted the Steel V Run>Of course, every damn time
>>2988894We live in a DOF (Der/v/ occupied Fun-rooms)
>fast learner on manual training after didn't see it for 2 CMs>distance S>maru decide to be a nigger and never appear for 10 turns resulting to powerlet>decide to grab mad dash out of rage since I didn't see any better skills and thought it was 2% stam drain as perse stam drain skill>it was 4%S-s-she'll live right...
>der/v/ might have some slots openliterally impossible to find high quality images without downloading the movie fuck youtube and google man
>>2988921KEK, don't worry it's still great
>>2988917believe in the downhill
Did our personal janny leave? We have several thread on board
>>2988917throw it in the moomoolator and seeis the moomoolator really the only umalator left
>>2988941He only activates when you say nigger or start reporting the shitposters to delete your post.
teiobro why >>>/v/748501201
>>2988941Soon /vm/ will become /vma/
>>2988827HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOO
>>2988946I'd rather throw on anon's instead for some tuber sims. It's a bit slow but watched some of the races while you wait is pretty fun.>78% survival which means she need to proc both of her recovery to liveThat'll do.
>>2988985What? That guy's program is live? Thought he was still getting it ready for an initial showing
>>2988941we are fucked if he doesn't archive them soon, that's 6 threads in the board, we cannot take up so much space. We'll have to settle for a while using catbox
can I get another run before reset?
>>2988991Nuh uh
>>2988991I'm baking the moment we hit image limit just for you
>>2988989He's already updated it even to setting teammate so your debuff doesn't hit your own team and putting power conservation(probably meaningful later on for sprint)
>>2988997I'm serious nigga, this is bad
>>2989001I'm being serious too
>>2988993noppers
>>2988998intradastingmay i have a link?
>>2989001Gee, to be thrown out of TWO boards..at this rate you'll have to find a home on /vmg/oh wait
>>2989004Open widehttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai
>>2989002hehe what a funny Rice Shower gif, I can't stay mad
>>2989011Are we the kikes of 4chan?
>>2989013why thank you>Already been out for two weeksdang he's doing work
>>2989013Our science department is the fucking best
>12 stam sparks are not enough with 20% growth>Lobbys are already full of murmurniggersI can't wait for this dogshit scenario to be finally over.
>>2989018i've been collecting so many of these Rice goblins and the number i find in the wild keeps growingI still dont even know the source
>>2989030There is that tanuki mega pack which has quite a few of them
>>2989030
>>2989040That's a regular Tanuki Shower, very different from Zakkoku Rice despite them both appearing in Tanuki videos
>>2989034someone compiled a whole uma tanuki megapack?>>2989037>>2989040I feel compelled to share from my collection but that might result in pushing up the image count and exacerbate the multiple threads situation unless that's exactly what people are trying to do already
>>2988009REAL TAZUNA!?
>>2989055>spoilerWe would never
>>2989055There is this one but its a bit old and doesn't have many newmashttps://mega.nz/folder/vgBDxBZS#XWwLjHplYnpV65w2wQHBVQ/folder/Kk4RXRxL
>>2989027Well, 564slop is here to stay. But front being meta will discourage double debuffer at least with exception of oshichud.
>>2989034Here is is the tanuki mega pack, use appropriate caution: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CGjjUv6lF8--9wxIs7tn5LCewE6OJRBZ/view
>>2989060>nearly 10 gigsholy shitt-thanks?
>>2989070There is also a 'tanuki maker' floating around but I've never bother trying to use it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkZmpDVocyw
>>2989067>and another with 6 gigsjeez>>2989081i hope a tool is how most of these are made god damn
>>2989085Here it is the tanuki maker, no clue if or how it workshttps://github.com/SupeChan/InstantTanukiMaker
I got Victory PIsser in JP is she any good?
To the torenah asking about TT umas and independent learners earlier this is my test result. I'll run her in TT once the daily rolls over to see how many points she makes.
>>2989061I heard that starting with GM, we can use Creek again without bricking our stats.So after this CM, getting enough stamina shouldn't be such a huge pain in the dick.I hope that's true, because that's all I need.
>>2989104Maybe. I remember her being a top pick for both BC CMs.
Why are 6 threads bad anyway
>>2989126Speed cap remains the same, and with how each scenario overall increases your stat production, it should be easier to get to 1500 speed and then increase other statsIts as I keep saying, speed cap is way too high in GL>>2989131Don't want to fill up catalog with only umamusume
>>2989126The speed cap decreased to 1500 so 2 speed is reliable.
>>2989131We are taking so much space on a board that other smaller communities use, so we might end up shoving their threads into the archive. I don't want that to happen, these should've been archived days ago
>>2988941>our janny gave up on usI guess those who were randomly stirring shit and aggravating the janny will finally get what they want
>>2989058Can 2 non-umas result in an uma because of recessive uma genes from the father? Actually, can an uma even have a son?
>>2989140We are so fucked
>>2989146Actually yes, a human woman can randomly give birth to an umaUma gives birth as usual, boy and girl, but their girls are always umasNo, I don't know how ningens haven't been bred out of existence, maybe its because umas eat so much agriculture just can't support too many of them
>>2989140People called me a schizo when I expressed concern this might happen
>>2989122update: She manages to be in the middle of the pack score wise in my UG6 team that easily hits the Class 6 threshold every week. Sometimes she scores higher than most other umas in my team. I would say this is definitely a low effort/high reward way of thwarting the carousel. I would recommend doing auto umas if you haven't gotten a good enough TT team together yet.
>>2989154What are we supposed to do now? Don't other communities get their thread archived too?
>>2989150>Actually yes, a human woman can randomly give birth to an umaAre there any actual examples of this? I've seen it said, but I feel like most Uma shown in game have an Uma mother if the mother is relevant in any way? And I know it's the anime, but people were always confused about Spe calling a ningen her mother until they got the full story.
if a thread on this slow ass board is in danger of falling off from our threads it was dead as fuck and nobody was posting in it anyway
>>2988751>>2988798In case you missed it.>>2989122>>2989157
they should make a board just for us anyway
I can't believe people here are this cucked, why should I care if some dead thread dies cause of us?
>>2989164this all this concernposting (like all concernposting) is a nothingburger
>>2989122Surprised Swinging Maestro landedI clanked a Haru that actually manages to win races but called an audible and ran hint cards instead of Kitasan etc. because i think those actually still give hints even if their event chains don't finishBut if the golds DO finish then maybe i'll try with SSRs with good golds
>>2989159I believe its from an old interview where they talk about how uma world worksLike how umas age like elves, there is no betting on their races and that there are no horsesGranted a few things might've been retconned, like one where fathers of umas are hidden which, as we can see in the game, is not the case
I implore everyone to ignore bait and concern trolling please.
You neighas are so quick to doom just from something as benign as a few threads not having been archived yet. If they really have a problem with us they'll let us know the same way they did on /v/.
>>2989178>Like how umas age like elvesSo... we have no way of visually identifying whether or not Maru is the same age as the other girls.
the meido that archived the threads got firedt. IRC knower
>>2989166Thank you, I already replaced a lot of my umas with auto TT ones tho, I was holding up thanks to them and got a rare highroll worth 1M+ but today I did like 20 TTs and not once did I get close to it. Are others getting better and making it harder to win points?
>>2989181Ok Mr. Cute Butt
>>2989187>works for free>fired
Inter-club drama in umamusume was not on my bingo list...
>>2989185I think Maru is explicitly older than Grass in Grass' career, and that Uma friend of the onsen lady is supposedly inspired by a horse from Maru's generation. So its possible she's just older, but trying to make a coherent uma timeline for the game is an impossible task, each career if effectively its own canon.
>>2989201where is Eden?
>>2989205Actually the canon timeline is one where my oshi wins all her races and gets a good ending with all secret events and hot springs
>>2989189>Are others getting better and making it harder to win points?Probably? Personally half of my roster are dedicated TT umas and the other half are CM ace highrolls. You get a modifier from having a higher team rank and since TT umas have lower ranks it tends to score lower. Maybe that is the problem? What's your support card modifier?
>>2989013any chance of this ever being hosted online somehow?
>>2989181>still 2 months awayaccelerate faster
Rooms?
>>2989220Show me your plats
>>2989216Divorce lawyers are going to make bank come November.
>>2989181Why is your banner at the same time as Mejiro Ramonu
I agree we should accelerate faster, proper double speed, but for different reasons
can an uma have a normal human kid ?
>>2989230To minimize the amount of homes being wrecked.
>>298921318.54% as of now. I was holding up until this week, I don't get that 1M highroll anymore
>>2989236A male one, yes
>>2988571Soon!>checks 2.0 anni date>early DecemberS- s- soon?
>>2989225>>2989245Is CB actually going to cause a divorce crisis?
>>2988593Hmmm someone post long haired seiun so I can judge
>>2989252My Palmer won against the Xogs so the Mejiro family has forced my hand. I only have 6000 carats
>>2989252It might be a case of strong umaganda but there are a lot of torenahs swooning whenever she is mentioned.
So,lets see some 2500 aces? How far did you speedpush it?
>>2989258I love my wife so much, but CB rocks my world I feel so filthy. Nobody tell her that
Where's my Doto Fukutards
>>2989259As far as you can.
>>2989259These are my preliminary aces. I believe by the time of the CM i can hit max speed+stam requirement.
>>2989273God damn I still don't have parents and some of you already have preliminary teams
>>2989258I've resolved a while ago to run a CB + Katsuragi Ace + Rudolf team some day
>>2989279BasedI fell for the Ace propaganda when I heard her boyish laughter in the repo vid
>>2989276>he reminded meThanks bwo, i snagged her.
>>2989224I got 15 plats
>>2989279I'd love to as well but I need my meta cards, maybe I'll be able to get their festival variants
>>2989273What kind of recoveries are you putting on festa? I'm tempted to run her but it seems like too much of an investment for longs.
>>2989293>What kind of recoveries are you putting on festa?None. She has two half circle greens. Just don't get rushed. Just get a good downhill mode. Just don't get killed by Nothing Ventured.Your best bet is the welfare Dia wit card.
>Support does two chains in junior year>Doesn't show up again the entire runThis shouldn't happen.
>>2989296Kino image
>>2989298The SVR leader everyone
>>2989298>anime art style>comic reads left to rightThis angers me. It angers be greatly.
>>2989296>Your best bet is the welfare Dia wit card.Don't do this it's a fucking Bourbon tier brick. I won't let anyone else fall for this bullshit.
>>2989293Festa is end? Nothing. Pure heart and superior heal are for lates, pacers and fronts teamed up with a runaway.Reminder - pure heart is 2/3 golds.
>>2988827holy fuarking kinorama
>>2989305Oh and it's a fucking agemasen.
>>2989308>need Late Teio and Tama>have to choose between having 600 wit or the Wit Dia cardI hate this.
>>2989314You can run Tama as End and use the Shakur speed card for a guaranteed gol heal.
>>2989305It's not all that bad for late. Decent hint, SP bonus(GL scenario eat this shit), solid TE(2-1-2 with hello will proc this). It's annoying if you're using her for gold skill though.
>>2989305Jordan has a recovery but its agemasen too. At least she is a speed card.
>>2989318Yeah but I don't really have faith in Ends this go around if they don't have some supreme insanity to work with like Festival Inari or Commander Spe.
https://x.com/Litvyak_/status/2103858611101503630
>>2989324Back in MANT my SS fronts ruined an UG Golshi because i used a runaway. Same might happen to you here too.
>>2989296to think there's /v/manons that haven't watched the absolute kino that is Kaiji
>>2989328nobody cares about this newma anymore
>>2989324You can somewhat brute for wins with spurt+nimble.
>watching Chile Horse racing stream>They don't display the names all on one screenIf you're from Chile, tell them their presentation sucks!
How consistent is NSM for the Arima Kinen?It was pretty good for Scorpio.
>>2989320>solid TE(2-1-2 with hello will proc this)Even when she goes on wit with her 20 special prio it’s fucking shit.
>>2989258I'm not the type to swoon over CB, but I'll probably be rolling for her anyways because after reading her card events I think she's genuinely cool
>>2989330I sort of expect that, I do not win longs. I don't really have other options though. Front Tama sounds technically usable but realistically extremely painful to make. Front Teio is just a really bad idea no matter what angle you look at.>>2989335I'm mainly worried it's not enough for the fronts being what they are this CM.
>>2989332I started watching Kaiji right after finishing Akagi and dropped it fairly quickly. The rock/paper/scissor game was too stupid for me. Does it get better later on?>>2989337It's pretty good because the late race starts on a straight but i would just settle with nimble unless you're running Maya.
>>2989296>dia witHmm.. you're probably right. I've been using triple speed but maybe swapping out sr eishin with dia would be better along with spd sparks.
>>2989339Mood effect matters as much as TE desu
>>2989347If you are basing your expectations off rooms here then stop, the general public are not building fronts that strong.
>>2989354I just think it's better to be prepared. Most of the general public won't build fronts that strong, but they will exist out there and there's always the chance I can be matched with them.
>>2989337Everyone has instant accel so it's not that good. Except for against pacechud I guess.>>2989339>post the rainbow trainingI never said she was great. She's usable in a way mejiro dober wit back then in URA to lift speed training since you can't use maru as statstick with the limitation.>>2989353That only translate to 3-4% TE at most on 50 Mood bonus.
>>2989349>was too stupid for mestop watching anime
>>2989363>Everyone has instant accelI mean you need more than one accel, right? And if you accel right into the ass of another Uma that's your 2nd accel right there.
>>2989201>highest raated Curren club: Rank 1>highest rated Falco club: Rank 340Falkeks..... RAPED
>>2989363Why are you even wasting a brick wit card on Cafe of all Uma?
>The lightning-fast battle of the golden wind that heralds the arrival of autumn, the G1 Sprinters Stakes. Although this spring's sprint king, Satono Reve, has left the turf, a gorgeous lineup worthy of determining the autumn sprint king has gathered, including the defending champion Win Carnelian, this year's Oka Sho winner Star Anise, and Flicker Jab, who is on a 3-race graded stakes winning streak.>The course used is the Nakayama Turf Outer 1200m. It's a course where the 3rd corner is almost non-existent, making it effectively a one-corner layout. It's a downhill slope right from the start, and it is common to see horses build up too much momentum here, get overly fired up, and end up running at an over-pace.>My favorite is â—Ž Rapier. Like Panja Tower, one of the popular horses this time, she is sired by Tower of London, and her maternal grandmother, Couverture, has a pedigree that includes graded stakes wins. She is a horse that has been consistently used in 1200m graded stakes for her last 6 races, and she is stable, finishing on the board in all of them. As a sprinter, she leans towards stamina, settling in a good-to-mid pack position for a middle-distance closing burst (sashi). She can be a bit dependent on how the race unfolds, but the fact that she can still run consistently is proof of her true ability. Depending on the race development, she should be fully capable here as well.
>>2989373>Her draw is excellent; the stall to her outside is a gate joint, and to her inside is a strong contender likely to race from the back, Star Anise, so there is no feeling of being cramped. Furthermore, with the front-runners clustered in the outer stalls, there is less risk of being pressed from the outside by horses with a similar running style. A slow pace with a fast finish would be tough for her, but the field composition, featuring multiple front-runners pulling the race forward with a forward-leaning pace, is a tailwind. Jockey Takeshi Yokoyama, who will be riding her for the third consecutive race, is also a very reassuring jockey at Nakayama.>Regarding the race development, Win Carnelian, aiming for consecutive victories, is running this time. Last year, he was successfully left alone in a dead-slow pace, and there must be many camps wanting to avoid that. In particular, Puro Magic, who has a similar style, lost his rhythm in last year's slow pace and will likely want to prevent that at all costs. I expect the pace up front to be fast, requiring a strong finish, leading to a race where closer (sashi) horses mainly come out on top. For Rapier, a closer who is not the type to produce a high-speed finishing burst, this can be said to be a perfect race development.
>>2989367If you're end that doesn't have instant accel and need to stack multiple accels, probably. Others will just grab more velo after getting 0.4 accel. >>2989370Believe me, I've tried every SR cards for her. Dia is probably one of the better cards to get highroll with balanced stats. Daiwa and fuku will gives me 1450 at most.
>>2989349I think the rock paper scissors arc is the weakest part, yeah. But the whole shtick is he's always playing these made up bullshit games, more about overcoming extremely grim odds and absurd amounts of rigging. Thinking outside the box, mindgames, etc. rather than pure skill like Akagi. I think both are great, but Kaiji does get progressively better.
>>2989380I liked RPS, the balance challenge was the boring part for me
Geldomeno-sensei and his umalings.
>>2989426
>>2989426d-did he kill them all?
>>2989426>>2989432cute
>>2989436>They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!
Is it enough that you yourself trains with your star umamusume or do other people have to do it to get the club points?
>>2989484Other people need to use her and pay the stud fee.
>>2989426>>2989432Pop quiz, why do horses have a tendency to sleep in the middle of the day? This happens with cattle and some other animals as well.
Behold! The Golden Tyrant! Most acomplished of Stay Golds progeny! Triple crown winner who came closest to winning L'Arc!
>>2989509derp
>>2989501If there is nothing to do and no threats around, why waste energy being awake?Not like they have tv or vidya or spend time on
>>2989501All horses come from Spain.
>>2989501>be animal>eat, shit, sleep, repeat>sometimes reproducethis happens with literally every single animal ever
>>2989519
>>2989509I like horse Orfevre way more than Uma Musume Orfevre, they went too far on the whole haughtiness and pride element for my taste in the Uma Musume version whereas horse Orfevre is a gorgeous horse that seem to gleam and shine like an actual piece of gold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-N1rUlEeus
>>2989525They should've allowed us to play with Uma Orfevre's tongue like real horse likes to doThey also should've have Groove lick us once in a whileAlso Boutiq-
>>2989515Ding ding ding! Its the 2nd thing you mentioned.>>2989519>>2989521Basically the middle of the day is when they feel safest, especially out in an open field. Large visibility for anyone who is still up, plenty of space to run, and generally a good opportunity to sunbathe if they're outside.Horses only sleep 2-4 hours a day, and like 80-90% of that is standing up in a drowsy state (so careful coming up on a horse especially if head is down), and the rest of it, usually 30 minutes or so, is down on the ground, deep sleep.Also their muscles go completely loose when they deep/REM sleep so they look dead. Pic related.
>>2989509>who came closest to winning L'Arc!That's Nakayama Festa tho
>>2989536No noteable kids so Orfevre gets that credit instead
>>2989373>>2989375Man I can't wait for the drawing whem her favorite loses
>>29887984 pals/2 whatever has about 80% chain finish ratekitasan has the universal goldcreek has the universal healand style accels are good because they make you win moreit's that shrimple
>>2989530I presume that's why Fenomeno is still up, being kind of a watchdog(watchhorse?) to keep an eye out while colts are sleeping, just in case
>>2989529Maybe erauma fixes this
>>2989336Teaobros...
>>2989543Nothing will top the wave of dejected Chrono drawings after the Zuka. That last minute sudden downpour was celestial levels of bullshit.
>>2989545No idea because I would have to observe, but its common enough that it happens that it doesn't surprise me when I was in an area with shitloads of horses (a stable with 200+ horses including broodmares and all their babies).It's not super consistent though. Like cattle actually do have guard momma who stays up and watches over the kids and/or herd consistently while every single other goes to sleep. Horses on the other hand I've seen several of them stay up while others are sleeping in a gelding herd, and in a broodmare herd with foals, I've seen ALL of them on the ground. So it isn't 100% with horses to have one or several being alert, but not unheard of.Just based on what all you anons said, Fenomeno acts like a lead Broodmare. Yes, I know he's a no-balls guy but sometimes regardless of gender, animals can take on certain traits.
>>2989536Orfe had victory in the bag but then ran into the rail. He would have won if it wasn't for a random dominator proc at the end.
>>2989509What' wrong with TC winners?
Anons here have suspiciously similar twitter feed to mine and I don't like it
>>2989583Stop liking horse posts so mine's the only one that gets them.
>>2989522Based Alonso
>>2989509
>>2989549Tongueplay is a no, but for ears and tails you can pet or yank on them. And tailjobs of course
>>2989596Earjob status?
The best Pakatube video is still Gimlet and Kris S playing Keep talking an nobody explodes.
is pakalive tomorrow morning?
>>2989602I don't think there's a single Era game with earjobs. And there is some crazy shit in some of them. It's just too niche of a fantasy.
>>2989615Yuuuuup and here are your heroes, so make your guesses at what awaits us!
>>2989620Brian and Rudolf haven't gotten action in years so I hope they get new alts.
>>2989624That being said they hate oldmas and in previous pakalive Doto got carded and Pasa was there as a cheerleader/bait that got nothing.
Noob Frontfag here. Does Ignited Spirit Wit work with DD?
>>2989624I know everyone really wants Tree Rudolf from the bottom of their hearts, but Halloween Rudolf?And Brian got featured in a Halloween event already so I kind of don't expect it. Duramente has zero alts so I think it'll be her and Admire
>>2989636Yep, you ideally want both it and PP so you can fail a witcheck on one and still have the other
>>2989624by this 7 they're getting carded
>>2989636Yeah, but I heard some gaslight that DD is shit for Arima just save the SP instead.
>>2989637>I think it'll be her and AdmireAdmire Groove has only been out for 5 months there's no way
>>2989620why do they keep inviting grass as the mc?
>>2989646There's plenty of precedent for fairly new uma getting alt quickly. Inari to Inari festival didn't take long for a global-relevant example.
>>2989620Werewolf Brian is the most obvious pick for a halloween alt. I'm surprised they haven't done it already
>>2989647humiliation ritual
>>2989646This >>2989651 was 4 months of Japan timeDober to Camping Dober was 7 monthsKris to Halloween Kris was 6 monthsThey slowed down a bit after that but they'll do it again!
>>2989610they're actually committed to staying in character instead of going out of character 5 minutes into the video so they'll never be topped ever. the sheer commitment is impressive so even when they break a little it's believable. gimlet's VA has her chuuni-isms memorized
>>2989653>Legendary tripple crown badass>Base is an oldma>Alt is a longma>2nd alt is a silly furry costumeKek, I know the Brianfag here would riot, if he was still around.I hope it's Dura and Admire Groove.
>>2989583I have noticed this too. Since I started playing uma I have a shitton of horse content on my feed.>>2989636Ideally you have all 3. Igwit+dd is okay, but a failed witcheck can fuck you up.
>>2989637Rudolph Rudolf is a no brainer for a christmas alt
>>2989663>>2989647Rena Maeda has always been into keiba and she's arguably one of the early supporters of the franchise. Having said that, new Grass alt please? Healer Grass is a meme so she doesn't count
>>2989653That's the thing, they did do that.
>>29896803rd alts are NEVER EVER you know that.I mean there's too many Umas that still need 1sts and 2nds for any Uma to ever get a 3rd.
>>2989677But anon, she already has Christmas alt>>2989683Ah fuck she got Carded in Halloween event where Pearl and Mayano got their alts
I just want my event chains to finish I hate GL so fucking much
I just unironically ripped some hair out thanks to rng in competitive pokemon I don't think this is for me, I should probably quit competitive uma too
>>2989680Obviously it's Duramente/Rudolph.
>>2989672Uh I dunno about that. I think the game was perfect for their characters to go off of, and Kris S' VA is a superb improv person where many of the others resort to giggling japanese girls (them dropping character). Also depends on the uma, as some of them are much more friendly to improv than others. Kris S' VA cracked a ton of jokes during the game. I really don't care that they hold character as long as I'm entertained. Keep Talking and Nobody Explode really lends itself to doing Spy Flick talking which probably even (you) could do with a friend. Rice's VA is usually very entertaining despite not being able to do the voice live at all and just turns herself into a gremlin.
>>2989647Japanese samurai women are expert cucks. It's an ancient tradition.
>>2989700smogonbird rape victim
>>2989700It's taking a great amount of self-control to not crash out in the thread right now after three dogshit ace runs this morning. And a whole week of "ace" builds that are lucky to be higher than SSI'm losing any faith I had in my ability to play the game and I feel nothing but dread when I think of trying another run.
>>2989726Crashing out in the thread is a great stress reliever to be fair and we also all get to laugh at you
>>2989709dekinai here, but judging from the way Gimlet speaks in English, it must be hard keeping up the pace, on the fly, without slipping, when every single sentence sounds like something straight out of Goethe (or whatever the equivalent in the jap dub is)
>>2989729Maybe it works for others but making angry posts has never once made me feel better about anything.
>>2989726There's a crash-out stump in tracen courtyard for a reason.
>>2989738that reason is that umas are all hormonal foids
I ripped my cock off watching the cm finals
>>2989726I've felt like this for 99.9% of my runs for the last three whole CMs of this cancer scenario. Still won all the plats somehow
>>2989726Longslop stats is asking too much sometimes. Just skip this and prepare for sprintcasino where you can mald on Kris S guts.
>>2989709i think we just like different things then. if the VA can't improv in-character scenes then i'm not that interested since it's not so different from watching any other japanese woman play the gameas for the talking, keeping that up the entire way through isn't that easy. their VAs have good synergy and bounce off of each other's jokes quickly which is lucky but i respect the dedication put into it to have gimlet be a chuuni and for kris s to keep up her merc agent schtick. it makes it cuter when they do slip up (and they do)
>>2989747Fenomeno?!
>>2989509How did they turn that silly creature into this?
It's been a while. Let it all out bros.
>>2989765Because that silly creature also threw off his jockey multiple times and stomped on them, leaving permanent scars.
At least some of you guys are already building your aces. I'm still on parent hell, just one good hit away from having both parents ready
>>2989771>both parentsFor what purpose? Just make one good one and borrow the other.
>>2989509Are we sure this isn't Justin Turbo?
Uma Orfe but she's sobbing and her speech is silly.
>>2989738yeah all the real counselors quit because they spent more time dealing with traumatized newbie trainers getting "hazed" by harlots than dealing with disheartened students and akikawa refuses to acknowledge that there's a problem on this campus
>>2989773your half tp ura aces for open?
>>2989773I plan to drop Light Hello to run 3 speed, 2 wit and 1 stam so I need to be able to reset at will.
>>2989773NTA but some of us are doing crimes against umanity and just can't afford to be borrow locked.
>they are unironically trying hard for fartrima pissnenngmi
>>2989637Halloween Rudolf could be kino
>>2989620It's clearly gonna be Duramente and Admire Groove
>>2989799I'm running triple ace and none of them are even near the top tier.
>>2989799i have to tryhard just to get something decent cuz i'm umatarded
Do you think it's worth it to get vanguard spirit on a runaway? I have the seiun card mlb for some odd reason.
>>2989813It's worth getting for a runaway. They need all the midrace skills they can get. Assuming this is for Suzuka since Palmer has it innately.
>>2989813If you like these odds
>>2989813I hope you're not using bourbon wit
i want to kms kiss my seiun
>>2989817>Palmer has it innatelyI need to get food. I'm clearly not concious.>>2989818>68.8%Hmm, that's interesting. I assume that's because of very good front runners and multiple runaway races. 1 Length or more should be pretty safe for a good ace runaway desu.>>2989822Fuck you I know I should probably try to run FM or borrow teio and replace kitasan. Problem is I'm running low on power already and dropping kitasan just makes it worse.
>>2989799I'll do two autodoms and then will be sharting out Vbobo runs until i hit one with good stamina. Thats how i got 2nd A with xog the last time
Sprintkino rooms?
>>2989824I want to KSMiracle
>>2989803They will never let Rudolf be cool outside of that one moment in cingrey, she'll be in a great pumpkin outfit. >cloudflare gateway errors on captchaFuck off.
New scenario idea, Uma day care. At the end of it your trainee gets baby fever.
>>2989847wokegames would never
>>2989847Who would be the scenario links?
>>2989842Don't get me wrong I'd love a cool Rudolf alt and its my preference, but a funny one could be good like a king of comedy Rudolf or a summer Hawaiian shirt grilling Rudolf could be good
>>2989854Imagine the Shichi babyfeverkino
>>2989854Creek and Tama for obvious reasons.>>2989856>a summer Hawaiian shirt grilling RudolfThis would have never crossed my mind in a million years but i want it desperately now.
>>2989854CreekCafeNeichaTaishinAyabeman captcha sucks
>>2989854Super Creek, Sundayman (pal card), Kita, Fine Motion
>>2989854Every mare in the game but Flower would be front and center
>>2989866>>2989864>>2989863>>2989862>oldmasdumbass a hypothetical daycare scenario would obviously include newmas too
>>2989868I mean, i would say (and pray for) Bubble Gum Fellow, but i dont know feasible that is. Of course they could also shill Yanko and Rose Kingdom, etc.
>>2989868Name which newumas were included as scenario links in the latest JP scenario
>>2989868In that case Stego and Geldomeno, too.
>>2989862The gyarumas all taking care of little umas would be adorable. >Palmer in an apronFeral.
>>2989868Ace babyfeverKINO
>>2989881>in apron ONLYMuh
>>2989868Pandora and Cesario
My fellow umagandists! Who should we trick these fools into rolling for next?
>>2989888I'm glad I got this sexy kunoichi
>>2989868Anon most people don't know shit about newmas other than ones with very prominent gimmicks like Still. Remember when Zephyr released and nobody knew what she was like other than titties and now she's a thread favorite.
>>2989888>trick>implyingMy future uma of choice is actually good enough to not require any "tricks"
>>2989868Its quite obvious, really
>>2989890>Thread favorite Let's slow down there bub
>>2989890Nobody knows anything about Zephyr still though.
>>2989874Calstone
>>2989897Here's a detailed rundown>DUDE WIND Any questions?
>>2989902why does she wind
>>2989864>>2989866Why not some of the umas that foaled a bajillion kids like Fuji or Tachyon? Especially Fuji
>>2988569/v/agabond always has slots if you're looking for a more relaxed club.
>>2989897We're just gonna pretend people having a hoot on her release just didn't happen?
>>2989907Horse diet does that unfortunately.
>>2988569/v/ma might have a free spot.
Did you guys see this?>>2988827
>>2989897What we know about her are basically whispers in the wind.
>>2989910That's like laughing at "lmao food". A couple guys rolled for her, one got her, and I haven't thought about her since. She's in the same boat as Chiyo and Mambo (now that the memes ran out) I think
>>2989902Which wind is her favorite?
>>2988569I might quit after the 2nd or 3rd day of the month if my club decided that we will still be taking it easy next month. Not saying what club but stay tuned for an open slot.
>>2989584This reminds me of this image.
>>2989926probably the west one
>>2989932That's probably because the same artist drew both of those
>>2989908Fuji could come too. We need a character who doesn't get it at all first and thinks it's stupid but then gets sold on it later, like Suzuka did with the GL gimmick.
>>2989941She'd be a great mom
>>2989939Glorious. I didn't know that, I only saw that image on YouTube.YouTube putting posts on the homepage has been a mistake but at least I occasionally get some umamusume mixed in with the lefty/pol/ deluge...
>>2989943Debatable
>>2989946Why, she's certainly more qualified for mature responsabilities than most psychos at Tracen
>>2989923>mambo:(
>>2988593You tell me, does she look better like this?
It's time for some ARIMA KINEN290860812908608129086081Show me a good time anon!
anyone else getting bad gateway error when trying to captcha
>>2989960So it's just not on my end
>>2989959fuck, i was just about to start hosting too since i was too tipsy to make kita
>>2989958Yes, 100%
>>2989960Like half the time. Other times its just slow>>2989958Both are good imo, but i like fluffy Hayahide
>>2988827Holy KINO
>>2989960>>2989961>>2989967Thank God I thought it was my Internet
>>2989949She'd crack once one of her daughters actually enter a G1 when she never did>>2989959I need to see proof of plats before I join.
>>2989959FIRST BLOOD GOES TO SEIUN SKY! Don't get cocky960769689607696896076968I swear to God, of course I start posting when the captcha decides to commit suicide
Mambo could be a menace in the Arima CM
>Santa Anita has a G1 today>Forget they don't stream to youtube>Free sign up to watch but on gambling siteFugThe race is later in the day.On the other hand, Prairie Meadows is running a bunch of stakes today. None of them are graded but they are stakes!
LET ME POST ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>2989972i should probs hold back a bit with my seiun and let others join for a bit, don't want to hog the roomsbut hakuhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=6lW0OesYiEjo0WBEvpklifiW
>>2989973Which is why the Munday roomas before the CM will be Arima Kinen rooms>>2989974YODKA YODKA WROOM WROOOOOOM!
>>2989971That's not in character for her, she'd break but because she'd be so proud and would see herself in her. She's not the jealous crab type
>Bourbon gets elected>Internet quality plummets.YOU FAGGOTS NEVER LEARN
>>2989960Ive been trying to post for a fucking hour
>>2989980Bourbon GPT is using all the bandwidth for something, but what....
>>2989980BarbinGPT data centers need all the bandwith to achieve Artificial General Umanteligence in 2 more weeks saar
Race 2 at Santa Anita. Pick your winner!https://www.santaanita.com/racing/ you can click on the 1st tv "watch live racing" but you have to sign up. Only official free way to watch.
>>2989974>1 1/8 miles is approx 1800 meters
>>2989972YOU ARE NOT WORTHY AS MY OPPONENT DOTO643752156437521564375215>>2989971I should be the one asking that, im fairly certain I have more than (You)!>>2989976Dont mind if you double dip! I like facing strong toreinas
>>2989980We need to sacrifice more flatliners to power hakuraku's servers
>>2989980Sorry choom, im netrunning and using up the bandwidth right now, please understand.
>>2989974>Uokka Uokka least favored to win Longshotbros...
>>2989986>Gypsy tearsDelicious
>>2989992How's your Kita going?
>>2989992>Gate of doom and despair938912119389121193891211>>2990000She's cute filler. Both my aces are alpha versions.
>gatekeeping rooms now
>>2989992https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=dWn5z_H7djS0KerJvohBtGxx>>2990003https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=G1oD8RhhfuksmN2LxjNdcleHholy massacre on that second race
>>2990004In what way
>>2989998Vodka Vodka does okay
>>2990003Do you see any use for OG Barbin in this CM Frontbro? Her recovery is not universal
>>2990003NOT LOOKING GOOD!212938492129384921293849
>>2990003So it's still a debufferfest. You fucks told me Arima would be kino
>>2989986And #2 B Grayson manages to get ahead in the final furlong and takes the win!
>>2990019One day
>>2990019>One room has debuffers>Immediate dooming
>>2990019Summer Golshi was a fucking mistake.Most evil uma ever created.
>>2990019>still a debufferfestthe grass wonder is just a placeholder from CM13 rn, i'll still suzu though
>>2990023You just know global matches are gonna be full of them
>>2990023If we already have a lobby with debuffers here then what more with public lobbies, and the entirety of the metafags.
>>2990024Thank you!
>>2990017Get FUCKED boys!759019477590194775901947>>2990019Publics are fine (motion) and running stam debuffers is kinda stupid with how important the last stretch of arima is. I dont expect them to do much at all.
If I wanna win with pace maybe debuffers is the way. Fronts are just so strong this CM.
>>2990017https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=RlniziIs_ntriHrlaeB-LVL2>>2990036https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=auq5ht3G6sEvGq5AQ20pLX_c
Is anyone running FineMo as an End Closer this CM?
Is anyone finding it impossible to post right now?
Black Umas when?
>>2990047Captcha takes a minute to load
>>2989998>Uokka UokkaIsn't that the sound Pac-Man makes?
>>2989897She like wind and doesn't afraid of anything
>>2990050John Henry would be black
>>2990050We'll have to wait until American Pharoah spawn start winning some shit.
Race 3 at Santa Anita. G2 City of Hope Mile. Pick your winner!Taeo is scratched>>2989554Wait is this who you were talking about?>>2990047Captcha is slow at the moment.
>>2990036Last one cuz this captcha is getting on my nerves, had to wait 15 fuckin minutes to post!Thanks for coming bros! More /ourqueen/ bourbon stops raping the internet
>>2990036>stam debuffers is kinda stupid with how important the last stretch of arima isIf only someone could tell me how many bashin dom is
>operation cacao 12.5 secondstoo strong pls nerf
>>2990061KING OF GOSFORD
This is so weird. I figured they only show the races but they commentate them doing the runs for the races too lmao. We really should do one of these.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6rOAR-eNY8
>>2990061OHhttps://www.turfdiario.com/post/teao-horse-of-the-year-in-chile-sets-his-sights-on-japan?lang=en>The son of Ya Primo received the top honor awarded by the Stud Book de Chile while also earning Champion 3-Year-Old honors; he will not run today at Santa Anita Park as plans pivot toward a direct targeting of the Japan Cup (G1)No wonder South American hermanos were uppity today. They think their horse can win the Japan cup.
All I've learned from the results posted that if you can't build fronts don't bother
>>2990065https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=t2H3fP7O_WsCJ9vF00bH8WE4
>>2990070best horse in chile the best country in chile is going to japan?!?!? dare I say basado y keibapilleado???
Post umas that are ONLY good for their sex appeal
My public rooms have been full of stam debuffers, I think I might reconsider going with 3 aces.
>>2990069BuyAnAd
>>2990071many such cases!
>>2990075Her v-day alt is crazy overpowered.
>>2990071Simulation tells a different story
>>2990079Suck my fucking cock. As somebody that's been watching esports since SC2 and Dota 2 days the concept of Uma esports intrigues me.
>>2990075more like flex appeal
There is ONE thing I miss about MANT, here it is: Being able to give my wife the title "Goddess"
>>2990092Buy an ad
>>2990100I don't miss everything about MANT but I do miss more than just that.
>>2990103Kill yourself.
aight gonna host some rooms if the servers allow me to603335506033355060333550
>>2990078I was relieved to find that my ace can already survive and win quad debuffer lobbies without any on my own team.
>>2990081I need to see Round Round's round rounds.
>>2990061and #3 Cabo Spirit out staminas #2 El Pontente and takes first in the G2 City of Hope Mile. Won by a head.
Found a VF faggot doing the same, I think it's safe to assume that Arima will be full of them.
>>2990106buy an ad
>>2990106Don't get baited so easily, man
>>2990117The announcer just mentioned Cabo Spirit is a 7 year old. What a hag.
>>2990125I agree but he should buy an ad
>>2990092one of the players of one of the teams used to be in my club (he's in a club with other drafters now), he's still in our club chat since we do weekly draft and i'm in regular contact with members of another team, it's interesting to hear the insiders perspective on it
It's over
>>2990069Are you lost? /vg/ and reddit's two blocks down.
>bvckbroken by esports
>>2990075She is for pampering her little bro(trainer)
Does someone have that gif of Mayano throwing a sword barrage?
>>2990110ack late start into bad pace upshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=lwBq5dY57CuUpMESBBB6Yhjr256397782563977825639778
I changed my mind I wouldn't want to do this draft thing with you people. You are all fucking faggots.
>>2990159Wuv you too
>>2990159What draft thing?
>>2990165
>>2990092As someone who used to always watch Dota 2 esports, I get the idea, but uma esports just doesn't seem as fun as your normal esports because you control literally nothing and everything is up to RNG. Watching PES or 5v5 AI matches would be more fun and better than uma esports.
>>2990159draft deez nuts
>>2990149I gotchu bro
>>2990159No one was interested in the idea anyway.
>>2990165I don't know exactly how it works but you form teams and you draft and ban Umas and then you get some amount of time to do your runs and then you run the races. I think it would be a cool thing to do between clubs but nobody has ever wanted to do it.
>>2990075She's a complete retard but she has the body of a sculpted goddess
>>2990168I dont know what this means but if its fun ill participate
NTA but esport uma seems pretty fun as long as you don't have to participate.
>>2990174I'm already killing myself trying to make CM aces why the fuck would I torture myself even more for these events that wouldn't even be fun since it's competitive focused.
>>2990159I think uma draft seems fun but I'm a 3rd rate so I'd feel bad for being deadweight
>>2990157defeated by the MUN again... (pls tell me how tf you were able to get 4.6k SP worth of skills on that mun)https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=qHDrwxngRe_syUvmNhLay6vZ476450654764506547645065
When's umamon?
>>2990174Our clubs couldn't even be bothered to do runs. Do you expect people would participate in this?The idea is nice anyway, but this would need you to be uma puller too
Race 4 at Santa Anita. Pick your winner!>>2990180I know that feel.
>>2990174ah i know how it works>start with a tiebreaker>then draft style, each team picks 4 maps in alternating order>each team gets to ban 1 map>each team then bans 2 umas>each team semialternates to get 5 umas>each team vetos one of the umas>each team gets 2 more umas>teams of 5 so one of the umas is a decoy
>>2990201FOR ALL MANKIND
>>2990201LETS GO DUKE SILVER
>>2990191>this munIm so fucking scared
>>2990201CAPTAIN SHREVE
>>2990168>esportslop in kusogachaImmense homosexual aura
>BUCKLE THE FUCK UP LITTLE DOTO>MY NAME'S BARBIN, THE KYOTO STORM
>>2990168It does looks fun but personally I'm a shitter so I would just drag my team down, but I'd definitely spectate and shitpost.
>>2990069that doesn't seem fun in the slightest
>>2990191Sei gets DDOSed by Bourbonhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=BGIbB1VR4kDrg35YR5njCpgP767983557679835576798355
>>2990193Sometime in October
Is WHOjin any good on this CM?
>>2990174Nobody has ever really talked about doing it. Personally I think it'd be a bit annoying to set up (mostly for pick/ban phases) if you don't change the format.>Pick 5 members of the club, they all have to be available at the same time as the other club's 5 members>Discussing shit in club chat with the censor is annoying so actually talking through the map and uma pick/bans sucks if you don't use some external chatroom like D*scordOnce you get past that though it's just making private rooms and everyone joins with what they made for the races. There's potential for people to take the actual results of inter-club matches and use it for shitposting fuel in the threads if you care about that but meh.
>>2990232DOTOBROS WE'RE STILL GETTING BTFO BY THE QUEEN...
>>2990168>>2990174>use borrows for training >glue till you get the perfect training >train the perfect drafted aces>for absolutely no reason your umas proceed to late start, rushed, and fail the skill witchecksI can already imagine just how salty that'll be
>>2990238Stam debuffers seems to make a huge difference against these teams
>>2990191>how tf you were able to get 4.6k SPYou see, there is an easy trick for this
>Fat finger 1 off training>Massive urge to glue the runI can be the only retard that does this
>>2990257Yeah, you very well can!
>>2990171Thank you!
>>2990232Kino race
>>2990232NOT THIS TIMEhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=IgT8DtvAvUyVg3Fqd-qw8Z6A917292819172928191729281
Never understood this American sports "draft" thing
>>2990244>glue till you get the perfect trainingyou only get 45 minutes of uma training time
>>2990201And #1 Liam Smith wins with no one else in sight.
-ACK
>Santa Anita announcer just did an advertisement for Cygames talking about the games and other weeb shitWhy does Japan care about Santa Anita?
>>2990270American sports are just avenues for gambling
>>2990268TITMOGGED (ok what's up with the midrace though feel like i might need to build my other front ace?)https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=avg_LqUCD8bUsl6-CW-Kb-cb629554916295549162955491
>>2990270It's just regular esports stuff, not like fantasy football where you're drafting for points over a season or whatever.>We have X pool of umas and they perform well on a lot of tracks but are shit at a couple so we ban those>Nobody has time to be mutating so your dirt roster is what it is, use everyone else for the rest of the tracks>We matched up against Oy Neigh? Simply ban the Fronts
God bless America and God bless Aston Machan. I didn't think about it before purchase but when it's inserted it cuts off everything from the tits up.
>>2990291She basically spent half of late race jogging.
>>2990174minimum one week prep and no drafting then im on board
>>2990270It's not even an American thing you retard.It's based on drafting from MOBAs which are way, WAY more popular in Europe and Asia than America.
>>2990311where did you get it. or how
>>2990305>>We matched up against Oy Neigh? Simply ban the FrontsAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>2990236She has a gold recovery but isn't particularly strong in this race, oshipick.
>>2990313Nah, that's lame and where it would be come not fun. I'm not trying to loop parents for this. Everybody just does it with whatever they happen to have.
>>2990319drafting is so retardedly overcomplicating this
>>2990321Why? It ensures variety and gets rid of the meta horses that would be near auto win
>>2990305>>We matched up against Oy Neigh? Simply ban the FrontsThose chuds prefer X.Oguri
>>2990321there's an ARUM mode which does 7 random tracks and preselected umas per team
>>2990316https://www.d5arms.com/products/d5-arms-mag-anime-aston-7037Honestly overpriced for a fucking PMAG but it's a full laser engraving on both sides.
Comfy thread
>>2990300bitten by the VILLAIN herself (no i will not accept any claims otherwise)https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=E1brkCMaK8Py8wI2w09Jxhy5556413345564133455641334
Race 5 at Santa Anita. Pick your winner!
>>2990305>>2990314I meant the NBA and stuff, I never understood the "draft" thing
>>2990332Rice is a HERO... Only because V. bourbon is soulless slop.
>>2990335Freedom's not free!
>>2990335SORRENTO SKY
>>2990335PURE MADNESS
>>2990329Reminded me my mags from a local shop haven't arrived. Should check on that.Enjoy! Hope you're around peeps who dont give you shit for it at the range.
>>2990335Pure Madness
>>2990300>ok what's up with the midrace thoughYou cannot overtake a runaway as a single front, you need one more to push up.
>>2990319Personally I think 45 minutes for each race is way too short notice. My initial thought was a week too but I think it should at least be 24 hours. If someone wanted to do 5 borrow runs for CMs and then use their own parents to spam runs for the draft or whatever that's on them for taking it _that_ seriously but I don't think most would
>ASSFAGGOTS players ittNEVER listen to a thing these niggas have to say, ever, or you'll become just as miserable as them
>>2990335FREEDOMS NOT FREE
>>2990311Man that's so fucking cool. Having a rifle just laying around is so foreign to me but man is it cool
>>2990335FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKIN NAMESFREEDOM AINT FREE
>>2990331wrong
>>2990335NESSO'S LAST HARRAH
>>2990346>45 minutes for each racehonestly i kinda like the method they do it where you need to do 45 minutes for 1 ace that has to run all the tracks
>>2990349Oh please, in the eyes of /v/ I'm even worse than one of those guys. I played competitive TF2 for a couple of seasons
Hello anon, im here to check your progress.How many aces you got done?
>>2990360
>>2990364Aces? I don't play poker.
Could waiting for Wit Groove be the move for late surgers? We can use scramble if we already moved up far enough to sniff front butt
>>2990364A whopping zero
>>2990332AIR SHAKUR EDGES OUT THE MUNhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=rYJ8CVjUpmFRjKiKc9g6jh0u(now with a dummy front)304473213044732130447321
>>29903640.5
>>2990374I hope that mambochad decides to start running some debuffers. I keep seeing them get second.
>>29903641 preliminary version
>>2990364What's an Ace?
POKEMON EVENT TOMORROW
>>2990364Like 1.5 aces done.
>>2990360It looks cool on paper but TF2 is just not fun in any of those formats
>>2990383ace!
>>2990364Ryan is allergic to Stamina sparks. I got 3* Wit 3* Long today. Crap whites so not usable at all.
>>2990364I have my parents ready but none of my ace attempts have given me anything.
>>2990332>bitten by riceI'd rather be bitten by Shakur
which MGR character would it be more fitting to portray /ourqueen/ as?
>>2990400"good" is wet condition right?
>>2990400Heads up, Trainers! There's a new Champions Meeting on the horizon! Sagittarius Cup Starting at: 10:00 p.m., October 10 (UTC)Race Conditions: Nakayama / Turf / 2,500m (Long) / Right-Handed / Inner / Winter / Cloudy / Good(Details are subject to change.)
>>2990364Optimistic of you to assume I even have a parent.
>>2990366It was long before any of the updates that you think compfags forced that ruined the game.>>2990390Had fun in Open, would've played more and my friends were up for it but then I got into university and had no time.
>>2990402Blade Wolf
>>2990393>A pace>all her skills are front runner skills and ult requires her to be 1stFUCK THIS
>>2990400GIVE ME THE SCHEDULE ALREADY, YOU FUCKS. IS BLAZE DROPPING IN TIME OR NOT?
>>2990404Firm is Firm, everything else is Wet.
>>2990411gwo he's a runaway...
>>2990402George because he's retarded and gets cybernetic implants
>>29903642 beta aces and 1 highroll
>>2990360Same
>>2990402Raiden of course
>>2990402Jetstream Sam with Rice VILLAIN as Raiden.
>>2990364None. I have to redo my parent(s) because im retarded.
>>2990335>>2990341And #6 Sorrento Sky late surges and wins the Eddie D Stakes g2. Yes it was a G2 I didn't notice from the program.Congratulation Irish anon your irish Uma your won a g2.
I need Shakur to sit on my face.....
>#1 Favorite >Statlines DOUBLE the second strongest uma + skills>STILL JOBSTOP MY INVINCIBLE TRAINEE
>>2990374AIEEEEEhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=2Cxdf-9i4euK8pEfR7sG6eqI232503772325037723250377
>>2990402ARMSTRONG
>front>front >front Fuck this CM
>>2990443That clanka is pretty fuckin fierce
>>2990407So uh... before 2010? Valve had been attempting to appeal to compfags as far back as then. The GRU was added specifically to try to get Heavy to show up more in sixes.
>>2990446This place is the front capital of the world
Who is the Manchester City of Uma?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JgQfAhTrdE
>>2990452Unacceptable
>>2990387just replace every event with uma outing that's the only good one
>>2990417Then why did they give her Pace A?
>>2990443>Keep losing by a nose to inari oneHoly shit it is really really difficult to overtake a runaway palmer with midrace, my angling keeps getting super delayed
>>2990443unacceptablehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=5NqMkXqB9Rm0XPk33YcP1ejC123479171234791712347917
>>2990457Permanent daily uma outings WHEN?
>>2990466unacceptable
>>2990466YOUR ACCOUNTS ARE MINE
>>2990459Why does Ryan have Up-Tempo as a Late? At least an aptitude doesn't matter outside parent farming, and I assume the horse ran some races as a pace with decent success.
>>2990466>doxxedAIEEEEE
>>2990466OOPS
>>2990450I said "before any of the updates you think compfags forced that ruined the game". But yeah, it was probably like 2011 or 12 in CEVO league. Funny that you see Heavy on last all the time in 6s now.
>>2990466
>>2990466COMING IN HOT
gomen i'm currently distracted by the football at the same time
>>2990466WAIT A MINUTETHAT CARD
>>2990466ENHANCE
>>2990479Well, weapon rebalances specifically for comp were already happening in 2010, but fair enough. The real egregious changes started happening after 2012.
>>2990454Xoguri
>>2990484That's not footy, that's handegg
Good thing I don't join rooms
>5 threads stillBwos.....
>>2990482SINISTER
>>2990477You're TOO LATE
>>2990490I don't know what else we'd call it honestly, but yeah, the fact it's not called rugby or anything is baffling.Why is rugby's full name rugby football anyways?
>>2990466WELL ANYWAYSrip the gate 9 clankerhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=nQMRrNNKwC6ICcP0PQF52UEI531566475315664753156647
>>2990494Oh shit you're right.It will be fine.
>>2990494Rename the board to //vm/a/
>>2990364God like parents because I barely wasted any time on CM19. Noaceslol having too much fun playing other games and harvesting carats in URA. Later!
Race 6 at Santa Anita. Pick your winner!
>>2990500Why do I keep getting gate 9, I think ive gotten it almost 10 times across rooms
>>2990500why is seiun looking at me like that
>>2990508>Stay My GirlNarita Top Road?
>>2990494https://youtu.be/QFKXrtjNw9Y
>>2990508Why is Mary not Merry? Is she stupid?
WE MUST ACCELERATE FURTHER
>>2990511netorare smilewill cuck you when you get out of the racecource, great isn't it?
It's very difficult to pass the wall of dying fronts
>>2990524ACK
>>29905001390 SPEED KITA WINS HOLY (got cucked from going into the inner rail on the first corners from the kita and bonbon)https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=iE4Gke_DrUU9OjJ_SzxyeWYG706916747069167470691674
>>2990524Being a backliner main is suffering
>>2990494>>2990504>abandoned by /v/>take an entire board for ourselves in response/v/ma fucking WON
>>2990484I hate college football now. It's just the NFL with worse competition at this point with how colleges just spend their way to having good teams and there's basically no rules for players leaving their teams and joining a new one the next year.
>>2990530more like blackedliner
>>2990524HEY WALL, IF YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOMETHATS THE WALL RIGHT THERE BROTHER
>>2990514kek I only posted this for the >so whatbut after watching the full clip again, all the topics in the conversation perfectly apply to /v/ma as a whole
>>2990524WHEN YOU COME TO ITAND YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH ITAND YOU CAN'T KNOCK IT DOWNYOU KNOW THAT YOU'VE FOUNDTHE WALL, THE WALL, THE WALLNO MAN ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALLWHEN YOU COME TO ITAND YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH ITAND YOU CAN'T KNOCK IT DOWNYOU KNOW THAT YOU'VE FOUNDTHE WALL, THE WALL, THE WALLNO MAN ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL
>>2990526
>>2990524The fronts are fucking suicide bombing us backliner mains to keep us down
>>2990520I agree. AI is going to kill us all before my wife finally makes it to global.
>>2990526>roundest uma>is a literal bowling ballpottery
Test
>>2990555orfevre will save us from her
>>2990520Summer golshi with neck and neck and oyl as the only 2 gold skills perhaps? Throw in Tracern Cheer while you're at it.
>>2990544my wife's tail is the prettiest
WE'RE BACK
>>2990528oh yea kita won again btwhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=pegB-c1Oe7SI3lw3qkA5mEIIno more rooms since bourbon KILLED us
i bet oy neigh did this
So how many ace runs did you complete while the website was dead, trainer?
>>29905853 but I glued 2. I hate long S
>>2990585I WAS SO SCARED I STARTED JOINING PUBLIC ROOMSas for ace runs, i was too busy URA looping
>>2990585I tried doing a Fujin ace and it went pretty good, might swap out SSR Teio for stam Palmer and use SR Seiun to combo with Fine
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOR REAL THIS TIME;__;
>>2990589ok why are public rooms so jobber rn btw, i have a 80% public room WR
I was hoping it was another hack. One wasn't enough.
to be honest, if this place dies for real at last i'll probably stop playing this shit because i'm not gonna rummage reddit or jewtube for info
>>2990585Zero; I was too busy loopingI also took the time to actually measure my TT team's average scores and I think I've got a pretty good idea of which ones are underperforming enough to be worth replacing
>>2990601Your /v/ club?
>>2990585One failed mutate
>>2990602instead of tt score you should measure penis length
>>2990607i have never posted a single comment besides a hi sticker or some shit when i joined
What would you guys do without this site?
>we're backI thought I had lost you all forever...
>>2990618this is the only thread i'm here for, probably focus more on my PhD studies, hang out with some folks on Dick Sword probably idk
>>2990618Finally end it all.
>>2990618Join the /uma/ discord of course!
>>2990618Probably focus on world2ch and lament the loss of such a historical institution on the internet.
>>2990618Join the VFcordhttps://files.catbox.moe/tb2ndc.jpg
>>2990618Improve my life.
>>2990580holy shit you actually saved the results
>>2990618probably focus twice as hard on my art and become a xitter fartist
>>2990618Flatine in peace.
>>2990585Zero. I spent the whole time autoing in URA for the double rewards and workshopping a shitpost
>>2990636rather would join a discord of a sloptuber who knows how to oshigame
>>2987784oh yea for anyone baking remember to add the conditions and registration date (10/10) for the next CM
>>2990664>6 threads on the board, this is fucked guys we should wait a bit
>>2990669Down for a few hours and I forget how to greentext. Just kill me
>>2990669who are you quoting?
>>2990664Didn't they actually list start date this timehttps://files.catbox.moe/4s7yp4.png
>>2990669is janny kill?
>>2990672>2 weeksFUCK
>>2990674>6 threads on the boardThis is fucked guys we should wait a bit before making a new one
>>2990695Missquoated too Jesus fuck what is wrong with me >>2990671
>>2990698>Missquoated
>>2990698Man, it is 3am, go to sleep
did they drop a brain damage nuke or smth
>everyone already doing ace runs and roomasMeanwhile it's taking me forever to get 16+ stam/long sparks
>>2990705Im doing a Mun
Newest bred>>2990704>>2990704>>2990704
>>2990709AIIIEEEE
>>29907097th thread?
>>299070516 is pretty much impossible for me, even my "good" borrow has 7 and I'm using 2 2* to build my own parent.
>>2990709>Another borbo threadNishino..............................
>>2990618finally resettle permanently on the other one
