>Sagittarius CupRace Conditions: 2500 m, Long, Turf, Nakayama, Right, Good, Winter, Cloudy. Finals TODAY!>CM 3 ReenactmentOctober 15-16. Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Left, Good, Summer, Sunny, Great MoodRoom 1 URA only, Two banner SSR supports only (not including your borrow), support cards released after 10/14/2025 are not allowed, OR you can ignore all of this and enter an uma made before 10/15/2025. Cutoff point for support cards: https://files.catbox.moe/4av1do.pngRoom 2 No restrictions>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread :>>3066920
>>3069201ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU!!!!! THE BAD LUCK PURGE IS WORKING!!!!381640713816407138164071One more, thanks for coming not looking good for brianbros...
>>3069229The fucking bot that I hate
Pandora LOVE
>>3069229petition to remove the shitty umalator in the op for a better one or just change it completely and put something like the OC archive in its place
>>3069231When she gets evolved hot pursuit and wit mcqueen is whem she'll pop off
>>3069242This but with the catbox link. It's unnecessary anymore with how fast we bake.
>>3069242What's wrong with the umalator?
>>3069236Yeah...i think i made a mistake here....fuckin Brian.On the other hand i was sceptical of winning CM in the first place.
>>3069242>OC archive in its placeNo reason for that to be there, fuck off already
>>3069249If you dont go to a front heavy room you auto win tho
>>3069247heads up trainer this is a shitpost make sure not to give it any (You)s
I am very nervous for finals, ngl
I will sex the janny and you cant stop me
>>3069247Me and many people use it, why the fuck should we remove it you attention-whoring nigger?
If I had to choose between Runaway and 564 to permanently delete from the game it would have to be Runaway.
>>3069242What's the OC archive? The racing sim someone here made?
>>3069248it's just wrong, it doesn't reflect what actually happens in game and could lead to someone losing for getting incorrect information from it, stuff like haku, moirai and every other emulator are more accurate>>3069250why?
>>3069236>Late startedYES!!!! The plat is in the bag, all my bad luck is purged.Thanks for coming bros! Best of luck in finals
>>3069264I think he means the mega with all the /v/ma fanart OC.
>>3069264A mega that collects most of the drawings made here by drawchads of all skill levels.
I don't notice that the OP sucks because I don't look at it
>>3069255I doubt il find a room with that. Also this rice is too unstable to properly duel with Brian but i ran out of time.
>>3069267Because not everything has to go on the OP you mouthbreathing retard do you think we put that shit back on /v/ when it was made?
Reminder that the 3rd /v/ictory stakes reenactment/yesterday's stakes/etc rooms will be posted a few hours after the next actual /v/ictory stakes ends.Right now is a good time to make that URA uma for it!Info and rules are in the OP.
>>3069242What purpose will that even do or how will that help us with the game?????
>>3069274This, no one reads it. Just talk about the game instead of about shit that doesn't matter
>>3069280Can i bring my OG URA uma?
>>3069280I thought it was a Great Days edit and then I saw the fingers. Lel
>>3069282I use the "Previous" link so much. It's the only part of the op that matters to me when I want to backread threads
>>3069280The legendary bout when grass wonder defeated perfect falcon with the help of maruzensky...
>>3069258me too, I lost the last 2 by a neck/1L
oh I forgot we were getting raided nvm
>>3069280I hope you guys still have your original cancer umas
>>3069293Your mum is gettin raided lel
>>3069272>>3069273I don't wanna add too many links to the OP, but I'll add it if people want it fine with that.I don't wanna remove the umalator unless there's something better. I use Haku but Haku forces you to download shit so it isn't very newbie friendly
>>3069294Someone bring the Bakublocker
>>3069296didn't know there were gravediggers here
>>3069286Yeppers. >blah blah deck rules OR you can ignore all that stuff and use a uma made before 10/15/2025
>>3069297No one gives a shit about the OP man, just ignore this dross.
>>3069294
>>3069298It was a marublocker who stopped perfect falcon.
>>3069297>I'll add it if people want it fine with that.Literally nobody wants it, stop listening to singular retards that want to control the threads by samefagging
I care.
>>3069294I wish I could keep them but cygames thinks we only need like 12 vet slots and I need a selection of breeding stock.
>>3069301>>3069306I'll leave it as is then
>>3069294Man, it brings me nostalgia to see this falcon, she brought me uncontrollable seething.
>>3069297OP's fine as is. The OC archive literally wouldn't provide anything useful to be added in the OP.
>>3069294I couldn't imagine something crazier than deleting CM teams
>>3069294I deleted it by accident because 260/260 loooooool
>>3069304>312 witThis shit is so funny man, what the hell was URA
>>3069318>You now remember the front urara debuffers.
>>3069318Please understandu, she didn't go to college.
rape all fartiststhey should all get kicked out of here, dilluting game discussion with their unfunny dogshit
>>3069319those were honestly less embarrassing than blocker bakushins
T-thanks....
ACUTEYOU ARE 16
>>3069320None of them did, they're all in HS
>
This is exactly why you don't instabake btw
>>3069294I can't find mine...
>>3069294What's the oldest uma you guys have?
>>3069328This thread is fine if you actually talk about the game instead of caring about tranny shit that doesn't matter.
>>3069294Cancer 1 was the first and only CM I didn't make A finals and is what made me frontbroken.Like what do you mean my pace chasers and late surgers miss every single positioning based skill?
>>3069325yeah out of 10
>>3069332Maruzensky
>>3069323Fuck Blockushin!That cunt blocked my plat and the third team won.Look at this shit. Escape Artist carryover into Sei's innate A&S would have been gg.
>>3069335you're going to love the next dirtsloppa
instabake added to word filter
>>3069294Btw the Frontbroken all come exclusively from this point, this guy caused it, he is the Umarican Prometheus
>>3069332My Taurus golshi, I thought I had my 1st plat winner tachyon but I think she's been glued
The bake is fine. We still have 286 images to burn before finals.
>>3069345Funny how he didn't even win stakes or that CM with it. But he mentally broke an anon to this day.
>do a cheeky tenner for Brian>get spooked by MutekiCan I get a QRD?
>>3069352No daring strike....just HOME
>>3069359Seething martial arts master with an inferiority complex and plenty of gap moe
>>3069294>origin of the frontbroken>also the origin of the Falco humiliation ritual that happens every time she's viable in a CM and its corresponding /v/ictory stakes
>>3069345In hindsight that was the most soulful milesloppa we ever had.
>>3069359>Don't bake because I said so>Don't spam images because I said so>Gold Ship is a menace
>>3069345>>3069367Qrd?
>>3069368Not the one with like 50 different winner umas like a month ago?
>>3069368Cancer? Nah, the previous mile CM is prob the best CM we ever had
>>3069372Post the collage. It was FULL of soul
>>3069369He asked about Bamboo Memory, retardbro
>>3069294Dios mio! El dia/v/olo!
Get a load of this faggot>>3069344
>>3069368Are you joking? There was no way to contest fronts back then. Ends had nothing, and paces/lates got screwed out of most of their skills. It became the frontbroken CM for a reason, this is probably the strongest fronts ever were because no other style had anything even close to their skills yet.
>>3069375Here you go anon. Important note, it's missing a gold city and a tachyon but they submitted their win too late, plus there's no space.
>>3069388You gotta wonder, how diverse will arima be? I've seen a lot of diversity in terms of umas and winners posted. But winning finals will be pretty hard.
>>3069367why is she inside a washing machine?
>>3069383
>>3069381NTR is a qt and hot as fuck. I'm sure people will come to like her when she releases as more than just a shitty joke about her initials
>>3069371Falco was an absolute menace during Cancer 1, literal best uma ever, unbeatable in CM unless you had your own Falco, she was THAT goodThat particular Falcon terrorized rooms and went undefeated, made by the most highly rated trainer in here, nobody could even come close to something that goodCome finals day, that anon loses to... a late start, and during the stakes, Maruzensky blocks the shit out of Falcon and she loses to GrassAfter that, her humilliation rituals in the stakes continued, she was the best uma for sprint, mile and the dirt mileShe lost the dirt mile to SUZUKA of all things, the eternal KWAB
>>3069229My robot wife
>>3069388Shocking to me that barbin didn't win here
>>3069385That's what made it fun. They don't make frontbrokens like they used to.
>>3069371This Falco was nigh invincible in roomas and everybody ganged up on her to kill her. The stakes became a matter of trying everything to stop her reign. This was at a time when other styles had nothing whatsoever to counter her and the really strong umas weren't out yet so it was almost impossible to defeat her in a fair match.
Now that we need to post images you guys aren't using them.
>>3069395I've been shilling NTR since day 1 of /v/ma and I'm biding my time....the agenda will spread....
>>3069388I can't stand seeing this collage, makes me seethe that I didn't win
>>3069403You are a neurotic faggot. Please consider seeing a professional.
>>3069403It's Stakes day, they're doing what they can to make things gay.
>>3069400>VGH Tier 0 metas is so SVOLFVL Fucking die.
Only shitters lost to that falco lol (see 90% of /v/ma since they're retarded casuals)
>>3069294I still have all 3 of them actually
>>3069413>not even the soundpostDumb Currenfag.This is why Falco won.
Remember that one stakes where some faggot spammed random public rooms? I wonder if it's the same pathetic loser every time. I would say he should probably kill himself but he'd probably fuck that up too lol
>>3069413She reminds me of that okay boomer girl
>>3069371During prep for Cancer 1, Falco was found to be an absolute menace if you mutated her up from turf E. This was notably the first time we had a meaningful divergence from just blindly following the JP meta, since evidently the prehistoric JPbros hadn't thought to try using Falco on turfThat anon they're replying to had the strongest Falco here, nicknamed the "bird from hell" because of her 666 stamina and extreme dominance in roomsGoing into the /v/ictory Stakes, everyone was expecting it to be a Falco sweep, but she got blocked by other fronts and Grass stole a huge upset win. Grass must've broken Falco's legs or something while she was at it, because Falco has still NEVER won the Stakes no matter how strong she was for a given CMRIP our fuarking shogun, I'll never forgive Maruzensky for running her over with her car
>>3069395>He doesn't know about NTRanonymous
>bounceslop
>>3069422because that's what it's referencing
>>3069413Go back to /vg/
>>3069371Base Falco is an incredible front runner with relatively easy mutation requirements, and was a menace in CM3 due to how easily she could keep the lead in an era where there were far fewer skills available to buy on everyone. Seiun was also incredible for CM3 thanks to full power Angling and the only other somewhat reliable accel in general being Pump, which led to a lot of people buliding Blockushins and blocker Uraras to deny Angling on the fronts.In the /v/ictory stakes Falco (specifically the one posted in this thread) was a practice room menace that ended up not getting to that 2nd race win during a prolonged stakes, where Grass Wonder eventually took the crown. In every dirt. mile, sprint, and at least some medium CM since then she's come close to being the q/v/een, but has always lost out. Except during the 1st Aquarius CM, where she was at her most favored and yet couldn't take a single win against the Silence Suzuka of the sand, Silence Suzuka.
>>3069429Go back to watching your wife fuck another man
>>3069371The infamous falcon from hell was a smart falcon highroll that is collectively the most raped /v/ma has ever been on a CM. She was trained by one of the most infamous trainers of the board, a neigha with 15 plats that averages 90% win rates in CM and was almost completely unbeatable in roomas, this led to arguably the biggest mindbreak in the history of the board as nothing could stop it and that trainer went undefeated into finals, she was ultimately stopped when the trainer triple late started in finals and during the stakes, maruzensky sacrificed her life to let grass wonder defeat the avian menace once and for all.
>>3069423I'm 99% sure this wasn't invented by global, and if JP didn't do it, then it was KR or something.
>>3069423>Grass stole a huge upset win.This is the last time a backliner won stakes by the way
>>3069294>>3069371>>3069432>>3069434BEEPBEEP
>>3069438To this day I can't stand smart falcon
>>3069403You will die unloved by all
>>3069434My heccin' beloved thread personality!
>>3069367I'm still frontbroken from the fucking dirt Suzuka
>>3069433>currencel projecting his cuck fetisheskek
>>3069442Would you mind using a trip?
>>3069438This edit is old as hell but never caught on
>>3069441We didn't need confirmation on the raid but thank you.
miles were so much better without ooniggers
Any reason for the high level seething today?
Uh oh... This whole thing... Does not look good...
>>3069442That Suzuka was the one that introduced the fronts to being oonigebroken.
>we
>>3069458Yeah. We.
Speaking of Falco, if I want to use Machan for the Sprint CM am I forced to use Falco as a second front or can I get away with Front/Pace/Pace
Shart Falcon
>>3069453The local wannabe janny didn't get his way so now he's making it everyones problem, it's fine just talk about the game and it will be ok.
>>3069439She has great thighs.They look great in her pink outfit.I think there should be more art with her thighs as the main focus
>>3069460You could use Bakushin as a front to support Machan if you wanted to.
>>3069465Kissable and punchable stomach
>>3069453Hall monitor upset the local ref/vg/ees again and they're still throwing a tantrum.
>>3069465She is unattractive and has a fridge body, what are you on?
>>3069460I wanna know this too, making turf parents for falco is very heavy investment
>>3069383hey man don't call me that
>>3069470Its just her racewear being bulky, she's fine on the swimsuit
>>3069453CM finals is todayNot only are people nervous, but this day especially attracts shitposters because of the increased trafficAs another anon so aptly put it, there will be a ton of shitposting today so make sure not to have a neigha moment or your girls WILL lose
>>3069470I thought exactly the same until I ran her in the dirtsloppa. She has sex appeal. But it's on her hips and legs, not her torso.
Why do I get the feeling I am going to lose another CM?
Will Helios release before CM21 finals? She could be a last minute second front option.
>>3069453Our b/v/trraped janny got imagepostbroken last thread. Its all downhill from there
>>3069469why would they be coming here tho?
>>3069383>faggotThat post is extremely based though?
>>3069476Im a big fan of her alt desu, she looks really good even if banana yellow is odd
>>3069482Because /uma/ could never make their own.
>>3069482Because farming (you)s here is easy as hell. You might not remember but over a year ago we used to be very good at ignoring bait
>>3069484The yellow looks good with her brown hair desu neigh
>>3069383Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting appellations at the hands of a cute gyaru
Sex? With Jordan!?
>>3069477Well, whats your team?
>>3069484
How would you feel if you lost the finals?
>>3069492It's more likely than you think!
Is anyone going to actually pull for Windy next month aside from the dedicated ritualposter? I don’t know what she offers over the other dirters.
Anime gyaru are amazing and sexy Real life gyaru are disgusting
>>3069493VBBrightSpud
>>3069498Windy is arguably the worst uma in the game. Only the most hardcore of windyfags will pull for her
For me, it’s Espo, the thinking man’s gyaru
>>3069495depends on the manner of the loss
>>3069495But I didn't lose finals
>>3069502Surely she can’t be worse than base Tickezo or Biwa, or anime Makween.
>>3069501You'll be fine, if your barbin is strong you overtake and if not you got two backups.
>>3069499
>>3069498We have an actually attractive dirter coming up in just over a week
>>3069495I'll probably have to uninstall. That star on the title will be gone forever.
>>3069495Mild disappointment but Im already kind of expecting it despite having a good ace. It’s all too reliant on the one ace so if she screws up its pretty much over
How are those sprint parent farms going?
>>3069495I really don't give a shit
>>3069510what is Baki even about bro
>>3069478I think so, she should drop at the start of round 2. CM21 round 1 starts at the very end of October and Helios is the first new banner of November.
>>3069515Pretty good honestly. I think Im at the point where there’s no excuse to keep making parents and I should instead crank out some aces
>>3069513>Im already kind of expecting it despite having a good ace.This, I got a super solid winrate (87%) but I'm just not confident, anything can happen in arima
>>306950720 plats?
>>3069522Got anything good to share?
>>3069486Not disagreeing but the volume of niggery has increase and jannies will never do anything to increase thread quality.
>>3069495Losing 11 CMs in a row feels the same as losing 10 CMs in a row honestly
>>3069515Could be worse
>>3069511Hokkobros are more annoying than Windyfags.There, I said it.
>>3069520Piss, and mogging other muscular men
>>3069498The ritualposter never wanted Windy, but there are some secret Windyfags here that will be pulling, I can assure you.She also gets free rolls.
>>3069524The legendary 0th rate trainer...
>>3069495It wouldn't be the first time I lost despite having a higher winrate than everyone in the lobby.It would be the fifteenth.
>>3069515I'll just use my old Condor made in aoharu and start preparing for GM instead.
what parent should i be running for El in the sprint cm? Seiun Sky?
>>3069495I gassed out twice, in 2 back to back full front lobbies, not because I've ran out of stamina, but because my 1000 wit Ogurin missed her witcheck and Miracle didn't happen
>>3069530Hokkobros barely post her tho.
>>3069498I've gotten into the habit of watching translations of the uma stories of a bunch of future uma releases, and Windy's was pretty good so I'm at least considering her>I don’t know what she offers over the other dirters.Nothing, besides clearing the comically low bar of being a stronger dirter than base Urara. Her kit seems terrible. At least her alt (that won't come out for roughly another 2.5 years) looks pretty solid
Whens the break period for the extra kita rolls? Does it start the 19th?
>>3069395I want to roll for her but speed El is too much of a priority. Maybe I'll do it if I get really lucky on speed El.
>>3069536Oguri and Nishino flower, angling does not work
I'm proud of my modest SS+ umas made with care holding their own against the UF3 umas of some turbo whale.
>>3069495I tapped out and just ran with a med roll inari so it's fair if I lose. If anything I spent 2 weeks trying to beat something I made on like the 3rd try and couldn't which is time and borrows that could have been used for sprint prep and I'm more mad about that.
>>3069525Not particularly. I doubt you guys wanna borrow yet another generic el with random ass abilities. I dont have Nishino or King Halo or Machan so I have to borrow those, but I made some good generic ones for myself
>>3069537chudship
Long ace mines are officially closed now. This was the one time i had a half decent parent that got frequently borrowed. Alas.
>>3069540The 20th iirc. But neighas wil post about it in the thread when it's time.
>>3069538I post her a lot and I'm pretty annoying about it.
>>3069432>>3069423wasn't here during that era, is that falco trainer the same trainer who's been making the bourbons that's been raping everyone in rooms for the recent CMs
>>3069548cuteship
>>3069538That’s not even true though. She’s one of the most reposted umas here to the point people wont shut up about her. >Constant Hokkoganda>You WILL go to tarumae>Feng shui isnt real!!its annoying, I dont care about Hokko. Even Windybros have more restraint at this point
>>3069549Man, you guys change your parent frequently? I can't be asked to do that shit. Ive been rockin the same parent all of GL
I like looking at Hokko's jiggly body so I don't mind the 'ganda
>>3069556I don't see it but okay, hokko a cute tho
>>3069554
>>3069548Spechud with Rulership's proportions and Curren's personality
>>3069549Pretty proud of mine considering she's only been up since late September.Doubt I'm going to get a parent this in demand again for a while.
>>3069558gamerboy42...
>>3069562You must be blind then but okay
>>3069558>Doxxing
Do all tourists that go to Tomakomai get a free sex session with Hokko?
>>3069558GAMERBOY42BROS?????? OUR RESPONSE?????
>>3069575No one cares
>>3069556oh my god you people can't handle anything, why are you even on this site? I haven't ever seen this many whiny posts about people posting cute anime girlsIf you don't care you wouldn't post about it, thin skinned faggot
>>3069567What a lame name lmaoVodka should be embarrassed
>>3069558I'm guessing it's either an all purpose borrow like Seiun or a strong loopa?
>>3069574gamerboy42 bros.... it's dober...
Can any buyfag explain which one is the better option that won't rape me? I am using AmiAmi for the first time
>>3069576Gamerboy42 says:>Im gonna gouge your favorite uma’s eyes out with rusty spoon
>>3069575No but get to eat delicious clam chowder tho
What happened to Gamerboys 1 through 41
>>3069582EMS if your local postal service is fine. Also may or may not get taxed.DHL if it's a shithole. Also will always get taxed
I have no experience with Curren's career do i have to train her stam at the start or does she get through her career without problems?
but what about PlayerMAN43?
>>3069578You’re the one who cant handle anything and is having a meltdown because I simply shared my opinion. Hokkofags are obnoxius and annoying, deal with it. Not reading the rest of your meltdown
>>3069554I haven't been joining many rooms for the past few CMs, but he's always been a Bourbonfag (even back when he didn't actually use her in CMs) so yeah that sounds like him
>>3069579
I swear if my team jobs to a Iran I’m gonna lose it
Post em
>>3069588Now this is some genuine sloppa as god intended.
>>3069596showing how you truly don't care once again
>>3069580Its just a general front parent for looping, here if you need it.440809105066
>>3069591It's a shithole but it's a "first world" European shithole, what would you recommend? I'm going in blind here
>>3069593She only really does sprints, you're fine
>>3069593She only runs sprints so you should be fine. Getting enough fans for the unique level ups is actually a problem for her since she only has the aptitude to run one G1 before valentines day
>>3069600go attentionwhore somewhere else
>>3069598There were umalators in 2018?
>>3069600haha yeah guys post your trainer cards I'm totally not writing down your account information
>>3069603I dont, which is why I only read the first line of your spergout. Cry about it
>>3069600DO THIS!
>>3069593She should be fine since she only does Sprints, however keep it in mind for the end of career. What's most important is her fan requirements, you need to hit 1 or 2 extra G2 Sprints for them
>>3069620showing how you are the one not sperging out, so many fucking chads in here...
https://x.com/TheSaudiCup/status/2110647017043021839
>>3069600No
>>3069626What are his odds looking like bros?
>>3069626I want Ebayan to ride me tho
>>3069606Eh I'd go EMS. DHL will arrive quicker though I think. I've used both on my south american shithole and they are both fine.
>>3069626Odds on Saudi Cup even happening next year, I don’t want Yanko to get blown up by a houthi drone in his retirement race
>>3069623Haha yes we are all chads here on /v/ma.Except THAT guy, you know the one.
>>3069614They were prob on the inaccurate side if I had to guess before the japs reverse engineered the game
Okay, now we talkin
>>3069615>>3069621>MD5 contains account dataThanks for contributing to the database! You may find yourself here https://chronogenesis.net/
>>3069630Both him and FRAUDvereignity will job to Magnitude.
>>3069582DHL is fastest and most expensive and pretty much guarantees you have to pay import fees. I've never gone with Surface parcel or Air packet because they're so slow. EMS and Air Parcel are perfectly fine depending on your local post services, especially if you aren't in a rush to get your item ASAP. Going by my experiences buying Yugioh cards on Cardmarket, I wouldn't be getting this if I was in Italy or Spain or Greece.I still get hit with fees more often than not paying for EMS but c'est la vie.
>>3069623The sooner you understand that some neighas will ALWAYS be /v/tards suffering from Twitter screencap withdrawal the sooner you can have productive discussions.
>>3069636The game came out in 2021
>>3069640Bi/v/a WON!
>>3069571>>3069554sasuga...
I hate this worthless drunk slut so much.
nimble nav is bad?
>>3069655Not a very nice thing to say about Curren
>>3069656Its...okay, I pick it up but wouldn't pick up NSM
bread quality wasn't so low during peak xogslopmakes you think
>>3069656It has low priority. Will not be good most of the time. Buy it if you have excess SP and no good skills.
>>3069661It's been proven that it's /vg/fags fault every time
>>3069626>defending his title on HalloweenSpooky.
>>3069661>The longer a general lasts>The worse things getYou don't say
>>3069655They are drinking juice!
>>3069656It’s unreliable on certain tracks, but never outright bad. It was incredibly consistent on Arima Kinen but for tracks where the late race starts on the final straight it can be harder to proc as I understand it, due to how the umas fan out
>>306965510 training with her it0 tokens acquired
>>3069656Its cheap. The shorter the track,the worse it gets.
>>3069661Maybe if you cry about it more everyone will have more fun..NOT!
>>3069661Yes it was you lying faggotIt will never reach that kind of low again
>>3069667WE ARE NOT A GENERAL
>>3069678Anon I...
>>3069678This is the only general i acknowledge!
>>3069591>>3069645Ok I'll go with DHL thanks lads>especially if you aren't in a rush to get your item ASAPThis shit comes out next year lmao, I don't understand why it takes so fucking long to make a figgie
Can I have my gold trainer license now?
>>3069678>We
>>3069677Honestly past few threads have been really fun despite whatever melties.It’s been active and people are strategizing a LOT about sprint. Xogslop was just straight depressing.Whiners gonna whine though. Always make the posts YOU want to see and remember to have >fun you tards
>>3069682That reminds me I was gonna post this image yesterday and some speFAG stole my image
>>3069678Its time to face the music bwo
>>3069688*speCHAD
>>3069661What the fuck are you guys crying about now????? This thread is fine.
>>3069684Wtf, she doesn't have a level 11 costume yet? Shes a release uma
>>3069688imagine the smell
>>3069661on the bright side, /uma/ will always be worse
>>3069700small indie company please understand
>>3069688https://youtu.be/uquMbHzN_lk
I have yet to get an SS parent
>>3069695The sky is fallingThread ruined because of vague reasons I wont allude toMon and dad just got divorcedHad to put my cat downJust got diagnosed with cancerHad to roll Brian to sparkSomeone called my wife shitEOS IN TWO WEEKS FUCK YOU NEIGHER
>>3069700>Shes a release umaAs an NPC, sure. Her gacha banner came later.
>>3069700Shes not a release uma, but she is one of the first banner releases. Super odd that biwa doesn't get a casual fit yet but later umas like falco and curren do
>>3069707Are you autoing them? Are you using borrows?
>>3069706I won. I WON
>>3069714Yes, Yes
>>3069709Counterpoint
>>3069711I think it has to do with VA reasons, the casual outfits come with new lines. Or thats how I understand it
>officer hasn't checked in yetI think he's dead
>>3069719I don't mind it cuz Jordan is one of my favs but what the hell
>>3069715why does she have butthole mouth
Her sword should be more modest and pointier.
>she’s an NPC uma..but enough about Ines Fujin
>>3069688maru is spe's grandparent...
>>3069495I'm 8/19 so I'll just feel upset for a bit and move on
>>3069722Not your club room chat
>>3069298>>3069305Can do.
>>3069726So i can fuck it
>>3069722that's called preemptive flatlining
Do bond points give anything other than the casual outfit for the home screen?
>>3069726Anal blowjob KINO
>>3069722it’s been a few days, chill and dont post that shit here
>>3069707https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/edit?gid=1962017660#gid=1962017660SSR stat gains.
I just saw an anime nerd girl on a pole as I was getting lunch and I’m taking it as a sign I should have gotten Rob Roy.
>>3069739Teio..
>>3069722Sacrificed to hakuraku's servers, orders from barbin.
>>3069746What the fuck is this, I don't understand a thing
You know how long are uma tails? Its kinda gross when you think about it.
i can't believe that we will get helio's casual before brian's/biwa's/tm opera's
>>3069755Horse tails without hair are actually really gross
>>3069755Anon you realize ningen have tail bones right?
>>3069746>0lb Throne that highFUCK give me a copy
>>3069755>He doesn't wants a tailjob from his umawife as she kisses your mouth and neckNGMI
Seriously, someone redpill me on ambitious breeze>Turned off if you are lucky pace>Turned off if you have bad mid race>If activated, strongest skill on the trackIs it REALLY worth it?
>>3069706>Sniped my oshi in one try after letting it loop a few times to try and pinpoint the timingNeat
>>3069754It scores what each SSR you use gives you. More score equals more odds to SS the uma.
>>3069756If we got Chan's and Suzuka's before Helios', why couldn't we get Hayahide and Brian's before Helios' too?
>>3069722>logged in 15 minutes ago
>>3069756Got anymore pixels
>>3069766Its a highroll skill imo, not as consistent as something like N&NA but if you pull it off you pretty much win
>>3069768>>3069746But I am using cards for hints
>>3069772yeshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ClwQpAPpVJDnHWYAkbAsk7k9DfvkQ8CJJvjQy3jg4Wc/edit?gid=440068918#gid=440068918
>>3069766>You will not be lucky pace more often than not>Just get more mid race>???>Profit Seems pretty strong to me, especially on a character that already gets Neck and Neck for free.
>>3069775You use parents for those. Hints are hard. You can have it one way or the another.
>>3069756Why not add everything at once? All the data is already coded, all the lines are voiced. Whats taking them so long
>>3069755we should microdose pregnant third worlders with talidomide so their kids have tails too
>>3069779>You will not be lucky pace more often than notEven with GW and uma stan on my paces?
>>3069591>>3069645Ok I forgot, but it makes total sense, I don't pay yet lol. Do you guys use paypal or card?
>>3069761Yeah but not full tails
>>3069785If you’re running multiple paces then yes, only one of them can get lucky pace so it would make sense to run it regardless.There will be a shit ton of paces, you will not be the only one running groundwork and it still doesnt guarantee you even get to the front or promoted to lucky pace to begin with
Is she dimes?
>>3069796>Flippy indie shitterDimeless
>>3069796ZERO DIMES
>>3069790Well yeah its hidden under skin and flesh. But its a leftover of when we DID have full tails. Pretty freaky huh
>>3069796?????
>>3069786Card. Never had any issueJust don't use public wifi.
>>3069796El Condor Pasa is the definition of an anti-draw
>>3069746By the way, to add on my post : why dont we put the spreadsheet in the OP.Its very useful information for parent farming, no?
>>3069796BOOYAKA BOOYAKADRAWS NO DIMESBOOYAKA BOOYAKAKILLED A GUY
>>3069796No, FDR is one the US dime.
>>3069780>You use parents for thoseI don't fucking have everything that I need in the parents man, but I thought this deck would be good enough for an SS
>>3069781Because nips cant veer from the old schedule or else they break the game, im not joking. Anytime theyve tried to fast forward a feature it outright broke something. So they play it safe most of the time and just copy and paste with the translated lines.
>>3069806it will become obsolete in a month and a half
They're killing dimes next
>>3069803Dimes is /pw/ slang for whether a wrestler is popular enough to make money.
>>3069799>Had to create a new persona in a super slutty outfit to draw some dimesEl bros...
>>3069806One does not simply change the OP
>>3069804>Just don't use public wifi.what do you mean? I'm at home lol
>>3069815You cannot make an SS uma in auto (GL) without light hello. Borrowing speed fuku makes it much more consistent
>>3069822>Still hasn't been booked for a second alt runK W A BWAB
https://youtu.be/6hu7G_OtQco
>>3069817>you now remember the bugged vodka careers
>>3069827I HAVE LH, but Baku is there for GW
>>3069826He means dont connect to the wifi at the coffeeshop or airport and enter your personal information because it’s not secure
>>3069722
Anyone managed to get blaze Brian for the finals?
>>3069831I remember them being bugged taishin careers
More like dimadozen lmao
>>3069836I did. And im already regretting it.
>>3069836i just know that i will get raped by one yea
>>3069830i'd cum on her glasses as she sleeps
>>3069836One anon here made a pretty strong one that we ran some rooms for. Without oonige in the room she’s damn strong. With oonige she really struggles
>>3069836Couple of people have.Not looking good, she'll struggle
More like doug-dimma-down-dimma-dimma-doug-dim-dimma-down-doug-doug-dimmadome-dome-dimma-dim-domedome-doug-dome lmao
>>3069836Seeing people make in just a few hours a better ace than I did in over 2 weeks demoralised me pretty hard
>>3069796Don't ask her about Grass and the summer of 92
>>3069847Yeah she struggles. Potential is there but before evolves come out bourbons are just too big.
>>3069848Which uma would say this?
when will El get her second alt?
Not looking good for Beastapyoi
>>3069845>>3069847Figured, people will probably bring Palmer just to counter her on long and xOguri will likely outperform her
>>3069836I did but I couldn't build one with enough mid-race in time.
>>3069859Next Pakalive, trust.
>DimesHell yeah I love Pantera
have you all rolled for our HERO yet?
>>3069829So why exactly is el condor pasa so unpopular >Release uma>Strong for a long while>Very relevant in the anime>Huge tits>Free unit>Very For (You)>Racewear shows off her thighs>Cool gimmick>Cool voice>Part of the golden generation>Main story chapter is focused on her>Legendary horseWhat went wrong?
This dimes shit sounds way too niche for all of you to know what it is
I finally cleaned out all the obsolete studs from my stable will this diligence increase my karma for finals?
>>3069868I gave her a single cheeky ticket.
Imo its probably the evolve that makes her really good. Up from 2.4 seconds to 4.She is second best uma for longs with evolves, after wedding Cafe out of all things.
>>3069870this is like saying baneposting is niche
>>3069868I already got HERO with the original three-star ticket
>>3069870what a mark
>>3069878More like Baskin Roberts posting.
>>3069870>YOU SEE ANON IN THIS BUSINESS, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, /V/MA IS THE SECOND BEST PLACE FOR EVERYTHING AND >WE HAVE TO DO WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS, AND WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS, IS PUTTING A FIRST RATE UMA SUCH AS MIHONO BOURBON IN THE STAKES.
>>3069869Ask Japan, I think she's featured a lot in the west and people loved her on the recent Amogus collab, but Japan wise she's rarely shown. She's also one of the bigger top dollar VAs.
>>3069878Bane?
>>3069868Yeppers, I sparked for her. ZERO regrets
>>3069887speaking of VA's isn't it Seiun's seiyuu's birthday today?
>>3069869brownest post of today
>>3069878Everyone knows what /tv/ is unlike /pw/ it's like me saying /heem/ and expecting people to get it
>>3069870Dimesposting is very old and /pw/fags have a HUGE spread, dont question itt. /sp/ “oldfag” (turbo newfag) from 2016, it was in full effect before I even started posting there.Like youve seen dragonball posting from /dbs/ and are probably familiar with it by now, but THEY are essentially imitating /pw/. A ton of 4chan culture strangely enough is derived from pro wrestling shitposting which kinda makes sense when you think about it.
>>3069870Time to educate yourselfhttps://youtu.be/y_A5iTJVcHg
what the fuck are any of you talking about
>>3069892no se
>>3069869El Condor Pasa is very strong and she's given proper respect by getting an auto-include card for every deck for every scenario for a year and a half without having to balance meta card with meta uma
>what does wedding cafe getGold + daring strike, three midrace speed boosts, encroaching shadow for lates.
>>3069859Rudolf and Air Groove finally got their second so El is likely soon. They're running out of older umas without a second alt. For launch girls it's her, vodka, suzuka, daiwa, opera, and fuku
>>3069894I'd bet lots of anons here knowDo you guys not remember /pw/ posting wayyyy back when /v/ma was born? it was with Spe back then
>>3069900
>>3069900>He doesn't know
>>3069900it's "quality discussion" during a "best CM of they past two scenarios"
>>3069886>This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Barbin is in the main event at the /v/ictory stakes next year and Bright is not makes me sick!
>>3069869Annoying vocal tic and gimmick, the mask is genuinely ugly and unflattering, racewear is somewhat dull, and she's a season 1 uma. Being common also works against her (rare is perceived as more valuable).
>>3069869El Condor Pasa (the horse) is simply way cooler than El Condor Pasa (the uma). Her career is kind of crap.>Very relevant in the animeIf you were an OG Spetard I can see that making you dislike her given what actually happens in the anime, even though the writers were probably thinking doing it that way would show they were equal in strength
This is better than the meltdowns over eating Bounty, Almond Joy or Mounds bars from last night
>>3069899everything I know about this I learned from the 4cc and I still think it's funny as fuck
>>3069915The what?
>>3069869All of the points are incorrect.
>>3069895Yeah, these threads kinda remind me of /wooo/ at times in the best way, I make some /pw/ posts sometimes
>>3069910>having fun is low quality according to hall monieskek how raped do you have to be
>>3069910Unironically yes, seethe xognigger
>>3069906feel like it HAS to be vodka + daiwa again, Opera/El/fuku/suzu are probably gonna be paired with a newma
>>3069869All of your points are correct
>>3069871Wrasling is one of the last monocultures there was.It's absurdly gay and lame but it was -the thing- for a period of time. I always hated it, and I personally put adult wrestling fans in the same camp as disney or harry potter adults.
>>3069919Her boobs are huge tho
>>3069905Holy shit shes crazy, is she a generalist long?
>>3069915the WHAT? i wasn't here last night
Sprint is the only CM that matters at this point. Rest is debuffslop.
>>3069869Japan didn't give one shit about Pasa until he almost won L'Arc, pretended to claim him as honorary nippon, and then stopped caring.
>>3069905I'm still fucking pissed at VCafe being an end for no reason
Who's the Stone Cold of Uma?
>>3069869I think it boils down to her career being SUPER mid, it was mostly a grass glaze career.
>>3069931not even sprints are spared, a bunch of people are making debuffer front currens
Special Week was raped and gaped by a pack of wild chestnutters in the scorching summer of 1992, KWAM (kek what a mare)
Y'all just hate Umas from Kentucky.
>>3069931
>>3069924Daiwa is the face of the next scenario dropping in November, and Vodka is nowhere to be seen. They would have to really push her for her to get a second scenario alt over Yukino or No Reason
I wish El was flat unironically, I think that would improve her design
>>3069915That's because all 3 of those are fucking garbage and anyone who actually likes them are subhuman.
>>3069931Sprintkino
>>3069939HELLO HELLO HOWDY HOWDY
>>3069929Depends on track【July Long-Distance Champ Mile Tier | Early July Ver】 ・At present, Bride Cafe holds the top spot as the sole dominant force in the tier environment Endgame power/midgame power/self-sustain recovery, etc., all are exceptionally strong ・Close behind, new outfit Top Road & Narita Brian can also put up a good fight ・Compared to last time, self-sufficient burst damage units have generally dropped in tier overall Due to skill point inflation, character performance has become more crucial #ウマ娘
>>3069942der/v/edo...
>>3069912>the mask is genuinely ugly and unflatteringI dont agree, but it really does make her look worse cuz shes one of the prettiest umas without it
>>3069933but end is just late but cool?
>>3069942>flat>loli>pregnant
>>3069869>>3069914>Also appears in Jojo's Bizarre adventure
>>3069941Woah who's the girl front and center?
El should be an exhibitionist.
>>3069960Why is she white now?
Almond Joy sounds like an umamusume
>>3069926The thing is, wrestling was the inspiration for a LOT of things, especially for Japan where mangakas will outright admit some of the earliest fight mangas were inspired by pro wrestling which was big in japan, and those mangas would basically lay the foundation for the entire anime culture. Even something like pro boxing has a ton that it drawed from wrestling. Before Muhammad Ali, nobody shit talked in the sport. What was Muhammad Ali’s biggest inspiration for shit talking his opponents to drum up hype for his fights? Wrestling, he admits it. So yeah its fake and gay but its literally embedded into so many parts of our entertainment people dont really realize it, and that applies to 4chan as well.
>>3069960I don't care about El Condor Caca now
>>3069964the bottom umazing being larger makes it seem like she has a huge futa cock
>>3069949Longs will eventually return to not being oonigeslop? The future is looking bright.
>>3069952What would happen if you remove the mask?
>>3069965Got buffed
>>3069962SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>3069924A suzufuku banner would be fucking kino
>>3069949>>3069971And in 6 months she gone on a vacation because track doesnt suit the acceleration she has.【January Long-Distance Champ Mile Tier | January Week 3 Ver】 ・Front-runners dominate in both win rate and usage rate Oguri & Chrono & Naribu are particularly strong ・Late chargers and closers can also put up a good fight, centered on Stego & Orfe ・Swimsuit Schwalbe has high specs in itself but evaluation slightly down Three classic-level runs have poor compatibility with Onsen Village #ウマ娘
>>3069969Teiobro btw
>>3069934>AND THEN IM GONNA DRINK A BEER NANO>>Crowd yells “NANO!”>AND THEN IM GONNA DRINK ANOTHER BEER NANO>NANO? NANO
>>3069906does anyone have the table with like release year + how many alts they have
>>3069967And, unfortunately, modern politics draws kayfabe from wrestling too. It's WWE all the way down, to our detriment.
>>3069977There she is. Our HERO!
>>3069934Brian, I can see her ENTER when the glass shatters
>>3069977>Oguri SSNOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3069962Some new legendary mare, no name yet, given the time frame it's releasing people suspect it to be based on one who won the Autumn Tenno Sho or such
Just pre-ordered this absolute beauty, thanks for the help guys, having a job is the best
>>3069973It would be extremely painful
>>3069937I know, but it's not as widespread.
>>3069977I think chrono genesis should be raped and beheaded
>>3069991She's a Arima Kinen merchant, that just how it is.
>>3069836Public lobbies last night were full of them. I sent my own in even though I lost more lobbies than I won and that's with lots of other Brians and fewer triple front/bignig teams in the mix.
>>3069934You know I'm right.
Pasa was my FUARKING HERO the first sprint CM and she will be this time
>>3070008I thought she was a MID arima merchant
>>3069991Anime Oguri is Blaze Brian but better.5 second baseline 0.55 midrace speed. And she also comes with Beast Mode like Brian.
>>3069988Bro its not just that. A lot of retired wrestlers literally go into politics and do well! In one of the cities near me which used to have a huge wrestling circuit, the mayor is a wrestler. They’re damn good at politics because it’s all shittalking and drawing dimes, literally. If you cant pull in money and attention and controversy you arent fit for the role
>>3069977>Base Ikuno Dictus in a distance she has D aptitude in>Better than Anime Kita or the evil CatyanoDamn Late Surger cards go crazy
>>3069934>Alcoholic wife beater that draws zero dimesLight hello
>>3070023>Late Surgers>Are Late Bloomers
>>3070027Which umas are el Steve Jobs de las carreras
>>3069918>>3069930It all started here >>3066808 Some anons also discovered they are Joe Swanson
>>3069995Based. Be sure to post it when she arrives in a year.Yes we will still be here. Unless the site goes kaboom
>>3070023everybody loves dick
>>3070015Im trying to mutate her, the sprint b shit is awful
>sprint and turf S>good skills>lowroll the fuck out of speed because I got a shitton of rainbowless turns and 4 rainbowless summer turns in total>because of that I've barely reach 1050 power with a fucking 30% growth>got fancucked of the ult upgrade>I was so pissed that I forgot I could have bought a 30+ energy before a 5% triple speed rainbow that could have "saved" the run and for that it failed just before the finaleI deserve to be shot for being such a fucking disgrace a trainer
>>3070020And let’s not forgrt, a LOT of people knew trump not just from the apprentice, but because Trump was a huge WWE fag and was constantly featured as a guest, so wrestling fans knew him. He even pushed McMahon over a table in those kinds of theatrics. Wrestling is fucking powerful
>>3070040It happens to the best of us
>>3070036What the fuck is a Bounty bar?>that coconut shitDisgusting. Lower than shit-tier Easter candy.
>>3069983I'd let Fujin hit me in an alcoholic rage episode
>>3070036Also that's around the same time boomers and zoomers were arguing over facefucking terminology and Otaku spaces, those were your only 2 options last night
Not liking coconut is a sign of being brown
>>3069962>Pace chaser hints>Get the most dogshit skill known to manHEAD ON PLEASE
Okay I heard that Kingu has to be an End to be most effective, but is there anything more I should know about her parenting? Ryan seems like she is gonna be a pain in the ass to make for ends so I wonder if I REALLY need her ult when Tracen Cheer already does the accelerationDo I make Rudolf instead?
>>3070049hey, almond joy and mounds are good tho
>>3070056
>>3070056The flavor is great, the consistency is garbage.We know you liked Snowballs, didn't you, lil neigha?
>>3070062Hello Joe Swanson
>>3070061Ryan is useless, you want nishino and some late race velocity
>>3070058It's worse when you buy a sprint skill and it's a fucking recovery or stamina debuff
>boss walked in on me singing the damn puppet song to myself
>>3070061Ryan don't work
>>3070061Pump won't work for CM21. Just use Rudolf or base Brian as a parent instead.
>>3070076>Wonster Energy
>>3070076Keep us updated
>>3070076Days since /v/ma has accidentally ruined its life: 0
>>3070078Rudolf is mid, it can proc at the accel zone
>>3070076What puppet song
Whats the optimal team comp for fronts?
>>3070076SA SHI SU SE SOO YUU KOTTAPAPAPAPA PAPAPAPAPA PAPAPAPAPA
>>3070076THE LAND IS CLOSKED IN DEEPEST BLUETHE SHADOW OF EAGLES ACROSS THE MOONENDURE THE PAIN, IT'S EASY NOWWHAT MORE CAN I SAY WOAH WOAH WOAH WO OH WO OH
>>3070101I lean front pace pace or front pace end, double front sounds like torture
>>3070037100% but I am surprised it takes a WHOLE YEAR to get it done lol, I might even forget about it, it's so much time. I've been buying a lot of useless figgies lately
>>3070101Machan, front whoever, front debuffer Curren
>>3070111Are people actually doing this
>>3070076Why are we so prone to doing stupid shit at work?
>>3069495Mildly disappointed but I'll get over it. I'm more upset I already missed out on the chance of getting a title with a star
Many are saying >Many are saying this
>>3070101I'm going to try double front + pace. Fronts have it hard for sprint but I want to run Machan
>>3070120Isn't double front way too risky?
>>3069924I'm glad they're uncoupling umas, a festival like >>3069941 does not match Vodka's style at all.
>>3070120Whos gonna be your other front?
>>3070133I think it can be fitting, in a humiliating way
>>3069997you're a big uma
>>3070076A B C D E EFU G
>>3070141>>3070141>>3070141>>3070141
>>3070056Coconuts are literally grown in the middle of the equator, the fuck do you mean brown people don't like them?
buyfaggism seems to have increased lately, what's the last thing you buyfag'd?
>>3070130no
>>3070152onahole
Its October and I'm still vibing to Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo no O
Fuck these puppets
>>3070076https://youtu.be/iPcc_9KYnpUCan i have the song?
>>3070152my oshis
>>3070167please do not fuck the puppets
wait cm22 is dirt? fuck.
>>3070152Counting model kits? WarhammerCounting model kits but not westernshit? Kotobukiya Metal Gear RayOtherwise, A Hijiri Byakuren fumo that got lost in the mail, and a music CD from Marasy8. This was in January and I'm still really sour about it and the thought of importing again makes me nervous.Yes I am aware of the irony in buying merch of a buddhist character who preaches about not developing worldly attachments since that causes pain, and suffering because of it.
>>3070135I was thinking Taiki>>3070130Them boosting off each other is more reliable than a solo front. I think 2 or 3 fronts work better over a solo front from the limited testing I've done so far. People are still building aces so there's more testing to be done
Puppets, huh?
>>3070178(me)nevermind I forgot the current one is cm20. thought i was training for the wrong one
>>3070116Santa Anita tickets.
>>3070152Nothing uma related, but a few years ago I preordered a game from Japan because they excluded the waifu wallscroll from other regions.
>preliminary team is readyAny rooms?
>>3070076>>3070107
should I use the 1.5 anniversary voucher to max out FineMo, Creek or SMaru?
>>3070193How are you niggers so fast, where are your parents
>>3070152a Dohna Dohna onahole not telling you which one thoughuma related? nothing
>>3070200>where are your parentsSprints don't need strong parents.
>>3070152An 1/7 Maru fig that's currently being held hostage by my customs. Sometimes that takes 2 weeks, sometimes it takes 3 months. I can only hope it's quick
>>3070200>he didn't speedrun kusogrand larp parents during xogslop
>>3070202If sprints are skillslop and you don't need strong parents where do the skills come from
>>3070199>CreekWill be useful in like 3 CMs but that will be after you roll for Ramonu and you might get spooked by them>FineMo/SMaruCould be useful now but they aren't huge boosts
>>3070152One of these. I won the top 10 percent International predictions so it was half the price.
>>3070169Damn those plushies are so cute, but I've always been more of a figgie guy for some reason>>3070207Wow she looks great
>>3070152Preordered. Doesn't arrive until next year.
>>3070070Dang I don't have one, will Rudolf of Brian do?Base Brian
>>3070152Genuinely can't remember, but it wasn't anything uma-relatedAs far as I'm aware, my favourite uma doesn't seem to have any significant merch (like a plushie or figures or anything like that) in the first place. I don't buy merch very often anyways so I'm only mildly upset about that
>>3070168https://youtu.be/RaJtHir_q3g?si=-MtxkA0xQ12XqD0X
>>3070223someone already said onahole
>>3070201I liked Kirakira
>>3070152Admire Vega garage kit followed by a few e2046 gks to get practice on so I don't fuck up the legit one.
>>3070201Antenna bro...
>>3070201porno if you're a secondary, antenna if you have soul
>double debuffers in sprint pubsSome people are just niggers to the deepest parts of their soul. Irredeemable faggots.
>>3070152A Goldship T-shirt.
>>3070231Why are you guys like this?
>>3070152I've been thinking about getting a 256gb phone
>>3069520Not surviving this planet without water. water is life
>>3070152Acrylic slop of FineMo and Digitan.
rooms?
>>3070240Due to the casino nature of sprints isn’t this actually a retarded comp? You have to rely on your single ace winning all her wit checks.
>>3070167Always reminds me of the aqua teen puppetshttps://youtu.be/9_NmnFNzOeo
>>3070152Just pre-ordered this, I wanted it ever since I saw Phat was doing Cingray Super Creek and she is gorgeous. I am new to buyfagging but I knew Phat was class >>3069995
>>3070245What's wrong with cumming?
>>3070049>>3070036https://youtu.be/CgPX9cHC06Q
I don't care how hot, talented, and successful she is. Being her torena would be beyond stressful.
>>3070281*rapes you*
>>3070281that stupid hat and sunglasses would stress me out too
>>3070281Honestly someone stoic and with a huge presence is the only one who could manage her
>>3070281Is that actually his trailer?
It's her game.
>>3070262Yes, it is.The only one that has marginal success is front whorren debuffer. If you don't have her you're wasting your time.
Yanko will job at the breeders cup to Magnitude again btw
>>3070207I didn't buy it because Claynel is a hit or missI hope you're lucky and it doesn't suck
>>3070281Most stress-free trainees?Curren Chan is the one I think.
>>3070290https://goyimx.com/sponichi_baTAI/status/2110599918637449260
>>3070306as long as i ask nicely, Gold City relieves my stress.
>>3070297Entirely possible
>proced LS early in 2/8 test racesDid i build her wrong? Is there something i can do to improve other than roll higher?
I love her so fucking much
>>3070281https://files.catbox.moe/8237mf.jpg
>>3070307Every horse trailer I've seen looks like this or worse, and in poor shape.Nepobaby indeed.
>>3070307>goyim x
>>3070320ok cygames you win. i'll have sex with your daughter.
>>3070320
>>3070314Getting I wanna win with you means you don't have enough hints for skills.Add concentration and/or speed skills I guess for the price of I wanna win with you. She has to enter laterace asap otherwise everyone in front of her is too fast.
>>3070152I reached critical mass of figgies years ago and swore off buyfagging.I wouldn't mind one of my oshi if I had room.
>>3070334If she was actually your oshi you'd make room.
>>3070334How can you have too many figs but not your oshi?
>>3070314Sweep is about to be obsolete,no?
>>3070152I caved and got(preordered) the Dantsu fig 2 hours ago.She. Got. ASS.
>>3070344God damn that one is so fucking hot, congrats, I wish I couls get it but I gotta practice Restraint
>>3070344It's still up for ordering? ...
>>3070193Im down, host em
>>3070342>implying everyone is using umas for meta reasons only
>>3070342>temptation count 0You just pick your poison. Either the Sweepy card or Rubrick neither are completely reliable.
>>3070342This skill sucke ass and you guys are about to find out lmao
>>3070350Not on my local(country) websiteNot on jumpichibanBut is(or was at least) on meccha
>>3070355Sweep gives you restraint via the chain too.
>>3070320Hot but tits too small
>>3070314She looks fine desu, open a room and test her. See where she struggles
>>3070358*if you win the coinflip
>>3070337>>3070338I only started playing last year like most of us here
>>3070356Witgod said Razor-Sharp Steps>>>Lightning Surge
>>3070224Yeah they'll do fine (motion) but the optimal pairing is pearl or oguri
>>3069600
>>3070356It's literally just OYL for ends, it's fine.Guess what else is exactly the same as OYL?Neck and Neck, and everyone runs that shit in sprint. Don't be retarded. Those random accels are good on a track like this.
I CAN'T STAND WAITING JUST TELL ME IF MY ACCOUNT IS BRICKED OR NOT
>>3070364>Get rushed or move slightly too up>Race bricked
>>3070361>>3070352Only a few because i want to play more DD2 asap.770982107709821077098210
I need to finish my drawings
>>3070367Pace has nothing else. For my End I'll pick LS + Encroaching personally
>>3070371if your ec is moving up to 4th leap is not saving you
Buyfags, is Phat the best in the game or are there better makers?
>>3070372But now I need to open the game when I was playing DD2
Your girls are being gassed our right now in long slop
>>3070382better be 3rd in A than 1st in B
>>3070362A coinflip? Rickey bros rise up
Is it over?
>>3070376It's not about what else you have. It's about spamming as many accels as possible. Who the fuck has encroaching shadow outside of Taishin and Inari One? Have fun making either one of those for Sprint. Encroaching shadow is also WEAKER than any of those accels listed. It's a .9 accel. Yes it's well timed, but it's weaker. So yes, if Neck and Neck is giving paces that kind of results, the equivalent accels for the other styles are also going to be strong here. I don't see ANY of you retards shit on neck and neck but you shit on the end closer version. At least be consistent, I don't care what your deck is like. All I care about is what works.
>>3070373Bourbon's reign ends in a few hours and she still has received 0 art offerings
>>3070387No thats not dober, thats teio
>>3070391I paid my dues in the first one. And I'll deliver later.
>>3070382Your girls maybe. Mine brought extra stam.
>>3070365Hm I do have both too
>>3070391It's fine, she got the most art out of anyone on her first.
>>3070387The mark.......
>>3070391>Bourbon's reign ends
>>3070386Oh. I forgot a piece. Been grooming for Rickey for a while.
First rate umamusume takes first place!717575637175756371757563
>>3070387A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
>just learned that there are PAID uma coaching services.Niggers need to die
>>3070413Never underestimate the stupidity of people
>>3070382My girls are doing the gassing, I brought double murmur
>>3070408>that censorLaughed.
>>3070413I've considered them because of my inability to get high stats and the fact that I can't get personalized coaching on here. I didn't do it because I felt retarded
>>3070413People complain about nvidia drivers being hard to update. Never underestimate the sheer retardation of a normalfaggot
>>3070413I wonder how easily a neigha could scam people with sloptuber misinfo or offering coaching services with how shit the average person is.
>>3070413Victoria Frontier literally does 3 digit priced coaching
>>3070420>I've considered themRecord a fucking run.
>>3070390>Have fun making either one of those for Sprint.Uh yeah, I'm mutating at least one other uma who has Sprint E and needs to run the Spring Tenno Sho anyway, I made Sprint Rice last time and she was good but Determined Descent worked on that track so she's on the bench here.>I don't see ANY of you retards shit on neck and neckI lament the fact that Pace has fuck all for accels all the time though. It's something that's gotten a little better but only having shit for short tracks pretty much is simply ass.I will be borrowing Power Daiwa for this CM also, but other people have been advocating for other cards or just copying the top guy on Hakuraku who isn't using any bricks.
>>3070429It's NOT exactly the same
>>3070428Is that the vivlostranny? You have to be a special kind of subhuman to pay for someone to tell you how to click rainbows better
>>3070420Just use some good cards and click on the trainings, idk what you need coaching for
>club member likes talking with me in the club chat>notice he @ed me in the chat today>get semi hard
>TORENAS could be here
>>3070430>Sprint EWhoops I meant F, Biwa has F just like Inari. I did Sprint Cafe for the second one also but two step mutations are pretty awful in this scenario.
>>3070436bwo...
Sweepy beats Spooky Doto by a neck!897378778973787789737877
>>3070436really not looking good for /v/mapyoi...
>>3070428>Yeah just rest here>And yeah just train here trust me>Yeah your ace is bricked sorry about that, bad RNG seed.>That will be $800 + tip + tax
Record a run so I can make fun of it
why do you still hardly get any golds in auto
>>3070436You already know what I'm gonna say
>>3070435It's not that easy but you know that, none of the advice here has helped me attain high stats
>>3070443Kino race!
>>3070443der/v/ tosho strikes again...
>Anon learns about Keiba>He knows about Owners>He knows about Toreinas>He knows about Riders>Butt>Does Anon know about Groomers?
>>3070371if my cheer halo moves out of her unique range, which is also sweepy's gold skill range, then she is not winning
>>3070436one time my gf (who said she wanted to marry me and have children together, said she loved me) said that my feelings where my own problems and not to bother her with them, because she said some cruel foid shit (other than her feelings not being her responsibility) to meI shared my sincere emotions less than 5 in the two years we were together.Anyway back to umas.
>>3070436
Fuji with FCM and double circle winter runner wins by a nose!633625656336256563362565
>>3070458Isn't one of the trainees based on the groomer?
>>3070458Silly anon, i already am from Der/v/!
>>3070413I want to see them coach account that only pulls for uma and never support cards
>>3070461umas for this feel?
>>3070467I think thats (You) and gold ship.
>>3070465>Fuji with FCM and double circle winterIs this the tech? I don't know if I can afford an NTR borrow
>>3070467you're basically gold ships groomer in here career like her IRL one
>>3070470I am genuinely morbidly curious on what paid coaching even looks like, what kind of untermensch troglodyte genuinely pays a fat SEAfaggot tranny to tell them how to click rainbows
>>3070474No its out of necessity
>>3070474It really isn't. Just use guts Zephyr or power Daiwa for ballroom Fuji.I'm just using what I have as a Kitalet.
>>3070450right, have you identified any particular areas of your game you could work on?
Backliners can't catch up to to Curren Noir!Last one!182407481824074818240748
>>3070465I got spooked by ballroom fuji last night, is she a good pick for this cm?
>>3070152Are you bad enough dude to have over 50 uma figs?https://goyimx.com/nyonyo0219/status/2110644150316204203
>>3070480>Bro you gotta witskip>You don't have the cards good enough for that? Save for mejiro ramknu you dumb cunt>That'll be $250 + tip, part of that is you'll have access to my discord for the next two weeks
>>3070480>tell them how to click rainbowsNot that easy
>look up the Zephyr card for a borrow on chrono>only 9 people in all of global have it at MLB>the second entry still has follow slotsSmall world. Reminder to thank your local whales
>>3070152After FOUR delays, my 1/4 Teio is finally coming home.
>>3070493You can pretty much run any pace chaser you like they are (almost) all good and no one is Xoggy tier.
>>3070490Not anymore, after this much time playing I'd need to have one of you actively watching what I'm doing to see what's wrong
I NEED HER
>>30704921100 guts got put to use duelling
>>3070510>gets a costume that's so good she never gets another oneI fucking kneel
>>3070487>>3070488Man those borrows sound like fat bricks that make career a pain, she already has Head-On, can't I skip the N&N or is it not enough?
>>30704926/9
>>3070508post deck and parents and results that you used for arima kinen runs
>>3070517Working on my sprint team right NYOWshould be able to join in a day or two, hold my spot
Stakes waiting room
>>3070527>huh that's weird, why is Light Hello showing up on turn one?>realized I'm still in MANT from the last fan run I did1 borrow and 30 TP: GONE
>>3070529>less than 3 hours
>>3070529I'm gonna go wash my carwhat are you guys gonna do?
The Gremlin of Osaka (G sprint btw) takes the last win and i am off to Norgan. Thanks for joining everyone!
>>3070543Thanks for roomas!
>>3070539Im at work
>>3070539Drawin
>>3070539Waging...
How good is pace Machan? Having potential Light as a Feather and GW is very nice.
>>3070539I got civ 5 open, going to nuke the Zulu soon
>>3070553It will be extremely difficult to activate her unique but not bad.
>>3070539In my office doing el condor pasa runs while my team breaks their back.
>>3070539Werk, then combination of drawin (from not being able to do SHIT a year ago i actually bought a book about drawing) and AC8 (was playing Zero before that, good game)
>>3070559>In my officeGiwtwm all I have is an open office from hell with 0 privacy
>>3070539Im still recovering from the late night binge FOR THE BRIAN THAT WONT DO SHITGODDAMN IT
Small jig.https://jiggie.fun/yGd2pA
>>3070522>post deckI'm not at home so I can't post everything now however, deck was either 3/2 with Kit,Tach,Maru,Finemo,Borb or Kit,Creek,Maru,Fine,Borb. I had as many stamina sparks as I could fit but my own parent got unlucky with bluepinks, getting long S wasn't really an issue. As for results I can't post right now but I'm sure you've seen my shit Seiuns I've been posting this past week
>>3070576How bad is she? Lemme see her
>>3070587She aint bad. Its just that her time aint until evolves show up. Also i learned some additional stuff about Brian building on the way but i didnt have day or two to implement it.
>>3070559>>3070573I'm so glad I work from home, I can post in the threads, play the game or jerk off and nobody knows
>>3070556nta but I was thinking about it too. Since fronts suck so much wouldn't she benefit more as a pace this cm?
>>3070608[Deleted]your account is MINE
>>3070615How about pairing her up with a pasa front, if your parents can handle the sparks.
>>3070616No...
>>3070618>pasa frontBro she's a sprint F, Front EFront Pasa for sprint is a humiliation ritual not worth the effort for sprintslop.
Whats better here?
>>3070618Because fronts suck and I don't want to suffer through mutating again on a casino royale cm
>>3070628If you really want that song, Wit
>>3070628Light Hello and wit. Your speed is fine, but Light Hello can give you more concert points and it's giving you more for the song you actually want.If you are only running a 2 speed deck then maybe you take the 2 speed rainbow instead. It's not like your wit is bad
>>3070628I like wit here. There's a chance that LH gets you the tokens you need for the song as well.
>>3070631Its the power song so I really want it
>>3070628Wit. You're behind on wit relative to speed, levels up the wit facility which gives progress towards catching up, and it also gives 18 CO which you want as well as the chance LH gives you the VO you want
>>3070628Wit fo sure
>>3070633>Light Hello can give you more concert pointswhy doesn't she do this for me?
>>3070642She's a dumb drunk whore, please understand
>>3070631>>3070633>>3070634>>3070638>>3070640I took the wit and LH ended up giving me tokens so I managed to get to +3 power before the year ended, thanks!
>>3070644Nice!
>mfw I see 40 anons win plat again while I lose once more
>>3070653Take the day off from the thread if it helps.
>>3070653>>3070655I swear I clicked the image
>>3070653I had a good winrate but I'm nervous as heck. What if my uma fails the recovery witcheck? Or the Encroaching Shadow witcheck? It's too volatile.
>1.034.000Is this retainKINO or carouselSLOP?
>>3070677I'm just a bit higher than you and I'm not feeling good about next week.
>>3070672>fail one witcheck>loseNot even sprint is this level of casino
>>3070681That's why you run 2-3 aces. 1 is insanity unless you are Xog and have a failsafe skillcheck
This is what youre doing when you ignore lobby conversations btw
Greetings, people of /v/buyaI have come to announce the " 6th Princess Dropout" starts in 12 hoursthe rules are simple, bring your CM Uma for the last CM, BUT no Queen of /vm/Race track: 2500m, Nakayama, good condition, winter, Cloudy, Mood Great, 1 Uma per trainerBan List: Oguri Cap, Maruzensky, Mihono Bourbon, Mayano Top Gun, Gold Ship, Seiun Sky, Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder, Curren Chan, Silence Suzuka, Kitasan Black,Mejiro Ardan, Copano Rickey,Nishino Flower and current Queen Mihono BourbonThe Dropout will begin 10h AFTER the /v/ictory StakesWith that, i wish everyone good luck for the CM
>>3070653I'm resigned to losing this one as well but that was expected seeing i do not have Inari One or Bourbon.Still.>40 rolls were ticketskawakami, shakur, extra biwa, brian for 7k carats>if i do not get NY Kita i can selector her and i'm solid with umasYou cant win em all anon.
>>3070686>3 acesLost technology in the age of 564slop
>>3070692The one where she gets spooked by Cafe is cute
Hahaha! Very funny Zephyr! Now for real....give me my ambitious breeze....anytime now...
>>3070712Tbh she doesn't look bad, maybe test her?
>>3070693>Barbin banned twice Always gets a chuckle out of me.
Imagine a world without debuffers
It's Twin Turbo Thursday.Zzz.
Nobody runnin Zenno Rob Roy for anythin?
>>3070718Sure, though I'm not expecting much yet. Very rough drafts.115783561157835611578356Bring it on.
>>3070734Imagine all the umas running for today.
We need 115 images in 2 hours
>>3070738There's like 3 or 4 guys running her for the arima, and one psycho doing it for the sprint which caused a mindbreak
>>3070747It will be fine, we got ROOMS
>>3070747Shut the fuck up
>>3070747YEPPERS.
>>3070735Turbo would fit in ZZZ, actually
>>3070748Did someone save all the robpocalypse art
>>3070747
Are you guys using that fucking brick Rubert again?
>>3070762I'm running triple pace specifically so I don't have to touch her.
>>3070742A dark age of doom and despair awaits.671753206717532067175320
>>3070762Yes.I'll also be using her in the dirt CM.
>>3070762This is the life of a latechud
>>3070771It ain't much but it's honest work
>Hour and a half until we are bricked forever
>>3070776Roberto seems incredibly hard to bully
Bros i'm starting to get nervous...
>>3070766-ACKWallahi I am so unprepared 983139779831397798313977
I think mant gave me ptsd. Any time I try to imagine how the finals will play out I see flashbacks to losing to ridiculous dogshit like Vodka or King Halo.
>>3070784Just breathe, you'll be fine.
>>3070779She is, imagine her talking to you like she does to Helios here
Just accept that you will always lose, like me
>less than 1.5 hourshttps://youtu.be/OCZXvblpNSM
>>3070787How the fu- you know what, im not gonna question it7421787574217875742178752 more
>>3070787>unity oguri winningAre we serious?
Im going to throw up
>>3070793The other day I saw some fag slandering her on xitter and my blood boiled a bit.>Oh no she's le mean to my heckin meme chungus that can't stop annoying her, I hate her nowFucking 0 iq brainrotted mongoloids. All of them.
>>3070800Oguri is built different
>>3070803But Mongols have superior Umas!
>>3070536wow, its me in an hour and 20 minutes
>>3070776Roberto seems incredibly hard to not rape
>>3070799sprintcasino is answer to all phenomena for this CM
>>3070800Oguri has the best unique in the whole game for sprints bar none. If you end up pace promoted you do not even need it because she will kick in if anyone dares to overtake her.
>>3070799This character is so fucking retarded180757861807578618075786Last!!!!>>3070800She's bad for current standards but pulse is the most broken skill ever for sprints. Im just slotting her in as filler for the moment.
>>3070813Skills on the hog?
I am ready to kill myself
YOU TOLD ME THE HOG WAS DEAD
>>3070819IT WILL STABILIZE IT'S UNDER CONTROL
>>3070813Have you ever considered making an end hog?
>>3070818How about a suicide pact?
>>3070819That's just an Og, not a Hog, its fine
>>3070810Sex is literally the only thing she’s good for.
My Taishin has already jobbed I just know it. I feel it in my bones.
>>3070813Ahh, ahh, please... help us... Ah... An unsightly beast... A great terror looms!Thanks for coming! I still got a lot to grind. So this is expected.>>3070816She's a filler uma from Nunity, she's bad pulse is just sacky>>3070823I dont have CB so I don't really run end closers.
>>3070836They take it up their butts
I love Oguri Cap.
>>3070842I know in my bones, an end cannot kill a q/v/een, not even her
>>3070819https://youtu.be/9BEP5uBdDJ4
>>3070847We known, norn
that curren has 1000+ guts wtf...
>>3070853
>>3070845I'm worried as hell after that one front heavy room... thanks for hosting
>>3070822IM IN CHARGE HERE ITS MY ROOMS
>>3070847NOBODY says this
Silver looks best anyway trainer-san
I DON'T WANNA GIVE UP MY CYBERWARE
>spectate a CM22 pub to see what to expect>witness pure ludokino
1 hour until I lose my only chance at a starred plat.
>>3070871FukuDEITY...
>>3070693won't this overlap with the CM3 reenactment?
The anxiety seems mildly higher than usual today.
platinum or kms
>>3070879It won't. Reenactment races start tomorrow since having a fun race that requires you to maybe build something new on the same day as the stakes tends to be bad for turnout.
I'm so nervous I nearly shit myself
>>3070881I guess it's good to have a losing streak since I know for sure I can be calm and I know the result
>decide to watch some tv shows while i wait>episode im continuing at is literally horse murderOkay, now im nervous
No one cares about plats, it's the stakes that matters.
I've been too focused on last minute Sagittarius builds until now. What sort of parents should I be prepping for next cm? Probably for paces. Power?
>>3070895Yes, but I only enter when I win plat....
>>3070898Imo, power or guts
>>3070898>gonna run a brick cardSpeed>not torturing yourselfPower
>>3070898Power or guts. Wit is fine and speed isn't the worst. Just avoid stam unless you're running a uma with a required long with a good placement in her career.
>>3070898Skills and inherits. Sprint is really easy to pad out the stats.
Look at me as you lay dying, sailor.Beyond that shore lies a darkness ordained by no God, a thing so wretched that even the Devil dare not speak its name. Yet thou must sail unto it, lest it rise and claim all that thou hold dear, I shall pray for thy soul, though I fear there shall be naught left to save. For these waters give no quarter, and death, I fear, shall be the least of thy torments. Kneel before thy maker, and speak whilst thou still drawest breath.Confess thy sins.
>>3070895This for me
>>3070905I am fucking scared red desire-san...
>>3070905I think it is very cute that Red Desire wears her mom's (dad's?) ear decoration as a necklace :)
>>3070895I don’t care about the stakes because I already know who’s gonna win and it won’t be interesting at all.
>>3070910based taishinGOD
>>3070905Forgive me mother, I will be bringing a debuffer to the stakes. I will not allow the umassiah to ascend to Godhood.
>>3070905I changed Umawives
>>3070910So true! Just like oguri cap won all those times she was favored to win!
>>3070905>Didn't use debuffers>Didn't use Frontspam>Highest winrate uma is my wife instead of the ones who were actually on HakurakuI am without sin so I am free to cast stones, no?
>>3070905I nutted to Brian for good luck, i am not sure if this will bring bad luck.
>>3070905I've drawn porn of both of my acesIf they win you bet I'll draw something spicy again
Dear TrainersFREAK THE FUCK OUT ITS OVER YOU ARE ALL BEING LAID OFFT. Akikawa
>>3070926
>>3070881I’m on a 3 plat streak meanwhile my only hope is Taishin who is 0-4 in A finals for me. My expectations are low.
>>3070926Akikawa would sooner pay me under the table than fire me
>>3070895This but unironically, it is my ultimate goal for Falco to win
>>3070931Was that an option? Can I renegotiate my contract?
>>3070905I will run ends for the stakes, but I WILL also shitpost about them losing again if Bourbon gets the triple crown.
>>3070932My ultimate goal is making sure Falco never wins
>>3070937I wouldn't even mind, it would lead to the most catastrophic melty we've ever seen
>>3070539I ate two tacos and they were delicious but they forgot to put cheese on them...
>His HEROES are fighting for his plat RIGHT NOWSay something nice about them
whomever will be q/v/een will have to deal with the great /v/ma flatlining
>>3070937I don't think I would ever stop laughing as an endchud, im running inari one but if bobo wins it I won't even be mad
>>3070951We already had a great flatlining once, we can TANK it again.
>>3070951The great flatlining while training for a sprint CM and your typical run nets 200k fans.
>>3070954A friendly reminder seiun was a der/v/ agent sent to destroy infrastructure.
Dammit I really need top runner on my guts Machan
I am scared
>>3070905I'm loyal to my umawife and would never dream of abandoning her after all we've been through together, but there are a handful of newmas who seem extremely appealing to me based on what I know of themSometimes it makes me wonder: if I'd only started playing the game a year or two after launch rather than during the first week, would I have still gotten attached to the same uma or would I have fallen for one of those newmas instead?
>>3070957Top runner is a must on anything but a big nig
>>3070905Truth is....I'm afraid.
>>3070932did you build one?
>>3070936Wanna nibble on AI’s chunky ears
WHAT THE FUCK?????? WHO IS MY FINALS OPPONENT
>>3070965>front>not end.
>>3070937kek this was some of the best slander the stakes ever had
>>3070959>>3070965Nice memes, redditbros
>>3070968For me it's /ntug/
>>3070968TaiSHIT jobbing will always be funny to me. One day it will be her time, but not today
>>3070964This but that slut nature and her massive sausage ears
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3070978Bring it on, I'm ready. This will be a cakewalk
>>3070978Let's fuckin dance
>>3070978
>>3070977This would be good too. She’s practically begging for it when she goes commando in the cheer outfit.
>>3070937I am 100% guaranteed to lose plat to fronts and I know the queen will 100% be another fronter rerun, so I'm already planning out my I Cannot Defeat Airman parody as a way to vent my frustration.
>>3070978Not looking good
I feel nothing anymore, this is what Cygoys' dogshit rng has accomplished
>lost the last two cms because something got deactivated by getting rushed>i have mpab on two of my horsessurely it will not happen a third time, surely
>>3070978I'm going to rape front and endniggers
>>3070978Im locked the fuck in
>>3070981>already presenting her butt to the winnerNOT LOOKING GOOD
>>3070929I've only won with her when I got her medium merchant version so I'm starting to think I'm just destined to lose longslop.
>>3070978AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3070963Not for the arima kinen, but i did for the previous mile. I got one of my highest winrates ever with her but I couldn't win the stakes.
Sex with mumbo
>>3070978BRING ME BRIAN
>>3071010>>>/vg/
>>3071009aye looking good neigha
>>3071014KEK
>>3070978YUP YUP
>>3070978We are gonna make it
>>3071022I want to make it bros....when is it my turn ...
>>3071009Solid. Good luck anon
Yeah I won't look up the results, it can't be healthy, I'll just enjoy the Stakes, I wish I could stop caring so much
>>3071012we love mambo here
>>3071025We are all gonna make it. Have a bit more faith.
>>3071025I made it for the first time last CM after an 19 CM losing streak including getting raped in A finals 9 times.
>>3071013>>3071026Ye, I won that CM with falco, it's one of my goals to make her win the stakes. I think shes my 2nd fav uma.
how can i be fast enough to join the stakes rooms, if not, i'll continue my job of being the room haku guy, wonder if a kick stream of the stakes would be desired? not sure how to anonymize the names though so i kinda don't want to do that
>>3071038>hakugo back to /vg/
>Finals drop>Rush to check >Win>Change my title to the platRumao, I cant wait to savor it
>>3071041>go back to /vg/go back to /vg/
>how can i be fast enough to join the stakes roomsTrain speed, thats the only thing you can control
>>3071038>wonder if a kick stream of the stakes would be desired?tbf it would be the only way to keep a record of the stakes now that Youtubeanon quit, WILL SOMEONE RECORD THEM?
>>3071042But that's evil...
I'm gonna throw up
Attention gentlemen, as usual. The official stakes thread will be made FIVE minutes before finals. Get everything you need to say out of the way.
>>3071038Have the game open and ready to copy paste the code from the thread.
>>3071048>WILL SOMEONE RECORD THEM?You know, you could take up the mantle
>backlinerI'm not even gonna try to join the stakes. I did win an offshoot room with Taishin once which everyone ignored but every other time has been block city into 11th place and AAWWWW DID DA WIDDLE INARIN GET BWOCKED. It's an actual humiliation ritual.
got nothing but faith
>>3071036you got some special tech for the sprint?ive focused all my energy on the arima kinen, only started with my parenting today
>>3071054
>>3071052FUCK GANICS
>>3071055I can't, I have a Windows Watermark
>>3071038Make a team with your one uma so that you can submit as fast as possible
>>3071052>FIVE minutes before finalsLmao, retard
>>3071057The only plats I've gotten were from situations like this, where I only had 25-40% win rate and got lucky. Times when I tried hard and had 70% win rate I ended up losing in the most humiliating way.
ETA : 18 minutes.Here's an elegant Mr. C.B. to boost everyone's luck. Good luck!
>>3071058Imma be real, no idea
>Off-topic reaction image>Is a retardPottery, every single time
>>3071052I did my best so it will hurt more if I lose. However I regret nothing.
>>3071068alright
>>3071056The only way I join this one is if I win plat. If I don't, I'm just gonna play something else.
>>3071069If you mean Costanza, you are a newfag
15 minutes
15 BINGS
>>3071086Hey thats my wife
14 bings retard
what if I join the stakes with a debuffer?
>>3071086Brian...
>>3071093I'll call you a faggot
IM ABOUT TO SHART MYSELF OUT OF NERVOUSNESS AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3071093I know who is behind this post
>Doubling Down
GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO BRIAN SHE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN END THE AGE OF THE MACHINES
Relaxing songs for these times, post 'emhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWGE9Gi0bB0
>>3071093You'd be so much of a faggot that you'd overflow back to being based
>>3071067Cute
>>3071105Sorry anon, my energy goes to EDO
if more backliners joined they'd have a better chance to win. 3 frontards getting run down by horde of lates and ends would be kino
People are really taking this one seriously huh.
What if WE joined the stakes with a debuffer?
>>3070905Bring a real priest and I will do so.
>>3071107https://youtu.be/cs8rkoouPSU
>>3071114WHEN I SAY ARIMAYOU SAY KINO
Arima Kino or Arima Kuso?
I owe my trainee sex no matter what Tazuna says
>>3071112If she gets any more energy she won't be able to fit in her clothes.
>>3071105i will bring a runaway to the stakes if that other anon is pringing a debuffer
What What ifWhat if I enter a murmur debuffer to the stakes?
>>3071112Based i'm rooting for the fat titted midget too
Personally I'm betting on 6 or 7 fronts at the stakes
>>3071120I dont care who ASTER sends, I am /howa/ until death
>>3071107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkHF_JMnB8o
>>3071107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xRbWqIohQ
>can't even type sagittariuswho coded this filter bro
WE ARE COMIN ITS COMIN CLOSE
9 BINGS
>>3071118>>3071131THESE ARE NOT RELAXING
>>3071137IT'S 8 BINGS
>>3071128ZOOMERS DON'T READ NEWSPAPERSAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALRIGHT ANON, HOW IS IT?
>>3071144I'm afraid wobbie...
>>3071144IM TIRED
>>3071144Not looking good for /v/mapyoi!
We did manage to burn through images within 7 hours wow
>>3071144AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3071144I'm pretty sure we had a Tazuna version of this didn't we?
>>3071144IM GOING TO THROW UP ROBBIE
>>3071151Well yeah...not the first time
>>3071144I'M SCARED, WOBBIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3071151i told ya last night we would be able to finish that thread and then the other thread after
>>3071144I CANT STOP FARTING THOSE GHOST PEPPER WINGS I HAD FOR LUNCH WERE A MISTAKE
>>3071107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnLuKx_c7Ds
Finish your images, the thread of judgement will soon be here
rate my scenario idea: trainer gets +65 friendship bonus but it only affects the last 3 turns of the game and the rainbows aren't guaranteed
>>3071144Ready for my triple last start into rushed before missing recoveries in a front heavy room
I am so fucking scared dude
>>3071167>>3071168heh
NIIIIIGGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRR!
YOU REACHED FOR THE SECRET TOO SOONYOU CRIED FOR THE MOONSHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND
>>3071093If you bring all the debuffs, you're fag. If you only bring Murmur and front debuffs, you're a hero
>>3071173Which uma says this?
>cmbroken
>>3071177>>3071177>>3071177GOOD LUCK BROS!!! HAIL THE UMASSIAH
>>3071165ooh ooh but what if to get 65% you need to buy different things getting up to 65%, and you can only get 15% in junior year and you can't get the other 50% until senior year!
>>3071176Maruzensky never got the memo that racism ain't groovy anymore
>>3071176ruby definitely hates them
hurry up I have to train my uma long neck in five minutes
RAPID HEARTBEAT POUNDING THROUGH MY CHEST AGGITATED BODY IN DISTRESSI FEEL LIKE IM IN DANGERDAILY LIFE IS STRANGLED BY MY STRESS
>>3071187name 10 umas
TAISHINNIGGERS CREEK WON THE OTHER ROOMSHUT THE FUCK UP
I simply refuse to accept XOgniggers as queen, I will act as if Taishin won
>>3071870Same.
