>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread: >>3107525
this is my wife fusaichi pandora and she loves cucking me with black men
>last thread went from CM discussion>to fat chicks>to war>to deep diving into Utopian socitety in fictional universesWe... had a good thread?
>>3109741Don't you mean black umas?
>>3109741mares am I right
>>3109747SECOND BEST PLACE TO DISCUSS ANYTHING
>>3109750I've seen this art and other art of them together in my never ending search for Pandora fan art and I have never understood it.
>>3109757What's the first?
>>3109757what's the first
The hall monitors were right.
>>3109768>>3109769the original places to discuss those topics, duh
>>3109768>>3109769Club chat
Safe to login in 34 minutes?
>>3109775so /v/ma
>>3109775Honestly I think we're the first at this point...
>>3109777Potentially
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s4 months until Sunday
>>3109777you're off by 24 hoursyour time is correct but tomorrow
>>3109777maybe, maybe not, i'll let the guinea pigs in the discord i janny for try first
>>3109775>/v/you could just say /pol/ at this point
Sneed, that is all
>>3109777it's not safe there's a surprise gang bang waiting for you at the club room
>>3109784https://umamusume.com/news/1124/> • Spotlight Pretty Derby Scout> 10:00 p.m., Oct 24–2:59 p.m., Oct 30, 2026 (UTC)What's up with this?
>>3109775Nah generally speaking most off topic threads are better places to discuss things than the on topic boards in which they’re supposed to be held. Talking about vidya is better outside of /v/, talking movies is better outside of /tv/, talking music better outside of /mu/ and so on. I think it’s mostly because you can get away from the schizos that camp those boards and shit up any on topic discussion, this guy is right >>3109780/v/ma number ONE
>Now, the question for the hour is, "Who's got the Free Pulls?" Answer: I do. Next question: "Who's coming to take them now?">Come on, look at me! No plan, no backup, no aces worth a damn, oh, and something else I don't have anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little bedrooms with all your silly little shitposts, and you've got any plans on claiming the free pulls tonight, just remember who's standing in your way!>Remember every black day I ever gaslit you, and then, *and then*, do the smart thing!>Let somebody else try first
>>3109792Pama...
>>3109794bro stop trying to bait him into logging in
>>3109799bro is actually 40 years oldwhy are you playing uma you should be taking care of your wife and kids
Noticed my older team on haku. Looking pretty good apparently If I want to compare my more recent runs, I could just join other public rooms and pray it shows up the following day?
>>3109797so what you're saying is that talking about uma is better outside of /v/ma
>>3109806yep
>>3109803I'm in my 20s
>>3109806Yes
>>3109806Yea, pretty much. You can also host one, the key is to not have the room insta-start so the spectator bot can get in
>>3109803if you’re in your 20s why arent YOU starting a family?
>>3109799Look man, unless you edit your movie into a series of 30 second long videos in 16:9 resolution, im not watching it.
>>3109803Be careful what you criticize, those years might sneak up on you before you realize it.
>>3109795we don't talk about that here
>>3109817It's Doctor Who nigga, not a movie
>>3109817*meant 9:16
>>3109807Nope, /v/ma is still the best place for that. We’re special like that.Now if you wanna talk about the “official” general…yeah they suck lol
>>3109817sextaku sexios
>>3109807>talking about uma is better outside of /v/maThat's why they kicked us out of /v/. Now we're in a Schrödinger's /v/ma situation where we are simultaneously /v/ma and /vm/a.
>>3109816I can't do my manual MANT runs if I did..
HE. WILL. WIN!
>/v/ma sings - Ms. VICTORIA>ResourcesStarter pack with song, instrumental, lyrics and Fenomeno can be found therehttps://files.catbox.moe/69ibz8.zip>SubmissionSend your vocal tracks by mail to anon524287@gmail.comor upload it somewhere like catbox and post it here if you are brave enoughAdvice and more detailed guidelines in the starter pack>BonusPlease tell me your oshi and /v/ club if you're in oneMaybe I'll do something with it on the video, or group you with your clubmates (maybe, no promise)>DeadlineNo deadline, let's take our time>Why not XYZ instead?Ms. VICTORIA was voted months ago by other anons. Umapyoi Densetsu was close. Maybe next time?We're doing Full version so anons can hear themselves more (it's important to me as a mixer), but you can sing and send Game ver. if you prefer. You won't be penalized or judged because of that.
>>3109818Zoomers are so terrified of aging all of them are planning on killing themselves before 30. It’s hilarious how they lash out at their seniors
How many bings/bongs until the Kikkuka Sho?
>>3109812>>3109814>>3109815Neat thanks. Guess I have a decent base for cm. Time to take more risks for the highest roll Urara possible
>>3109829You can train your son to do it
>>3109825You mean Sextaku Sevelios
here is your reminder that WUVcen races TODAY! third leg of the kikuka sho! might be able to see a triple crown winner in real life!!!!G1 starts 9 bongs from now
>>3109833>all of them are planning on killing themselves before 30I don't know if everyone but I am, I don't think my life will be any better and I already failed to get a gf, I will probably kill myself at 30 or when my parents die so they don't have to bury me
>>31098349 hours
>>3109833Nah, ill just keep werking to buy figs , jorking to said figs , and postan until retirement age, then just sit at home doing fuckall. Though i suppose my physical condition will get to ne sooner
i should be able to keibapost today, i slept through my drunkenless
>>3109841Trust me every zoomer Ive talked to has the same plan.Its okay, you dont have to kill yourself. Being 30 really isnt that bad. A lot of people spend their whole life trying to get their shit together. Economy is a joke that boomers have run into the ground. Just do your best. Every young person is so afraid of aging but you’ll be okay. Just live your life lil bro, you’ll figure it out.
>>3109750>yaoi hands
>>3109741But Almond Eye's dad was brown
>>3109837if my dad forced me to play mant I'm killing myself immediately
>>3109850I'm not saying things aren't bad but maybe working in deadend warehousing and having to work with crazy >40 year olds kinda made me not have this whole life ends at 30 perspective. But the vast majority of zoomers are definitely not planning to do that
>>3109850Sorry I don't think I will figure it out or be happier than I already was, I think about suicide every day, I appreciate your worry but I have this pretty well thought out. My plan is clear
Fourteen minutes....
you neighas aren't surviving 2030s even if you try
>>3109850The irony is most of the 4chan userbase ~15-20+ years ago used to mock the people in their 30s and 40s playing video games but right now I'm would bet money that the average 4channer is in their late 30s playing video games.
>>3109863nta and I won't labour this too much but I don't think you have its very easy to completely delude yourself but it is your decision in the end of the day.
I would really like her to win the open B finals tonight so I can finally hear her sing Ms. Victoria
>>3109875Nyo by this seven
I saw people hosting races at Trackside and logged in before I realized what I was doing.My 60:40 free pull split...
>>3109832Not really interested in joining but I am curious how this is coming along so far
Doesn't it feel weird to talk to someone who knows they will take their own life in a few years?
I always wished I could take a bath but my water heater runs out of hot water before my bathtub fills upso I boil a big pot of water and add it to the tub while it's filling up!
>>3109878Lmao
>>3109877Why have you done this?
>>3109878This is the reward you get for socializing.
>PSU died in the middle of drawing uma ass>can't pass time with uma on my phone while waiting for the RMA since I'm flatliningI'm freaking peeved
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>3109877based
>>3109893WHEN I WAS
I feel like JP uma these days you unironically spend 15 minutes in the post-career screen buying skills
>>3109893A YOUNG UMA
>>3109892>PSUDamn that's fucked up, I'm sorry is the rest of your PC ok?
>>3109898MY TRAINER
>>3109893what the fuck that's kino
>>3109893MY TRAINER
>>3109877wtf i love fukutards now
>>3109893TOOK ME INTO THE RACES TO SEE A G1
>>3109896>button that does everything
>>3109893Cygames cooked with that outfit
Any document up to date with the stats/math behind the game mechanics?There's one in gametora but seems based on jp and I don't know how different to current global that is.
Do not log in no matter what anyone tells you
Someone proposed at trackside/Santa Anita
>>3109893Its kino, 100% pulling
>>3109893The only other Halloween alt better than this, is mummy creek.
>>3109899I think so, but the only other PSU I have lying around is too low power to run it reliably, at least with the GPU connected.
LOG IN NOW GO
UOOOOH THE FREE PULLS MOVED TO KITASAN
>>3109922shut the fuck up retard
Apologizehttps://files.catbox.moe/qjk9fk.mp4
>no uma banner rolls up
DO NOT LOG IN
>>3109896That's why they let you hide skills that are irrelevant or only show skills the game thinks would be good on a certain strategy or certain distance
>>3109758If you see lots of art of two umas together who aren't rivals/contemporaries and don't otherwise appear to have much in common, that probably means there's some kind of IRL connection there. It usually seems to be one of four things:>They had the same jockey (or something similar like having the same owner/trainer/groom/whatever)>They lived together in the same stables at some point, usually after retirement>They're decently close blood relatives (eg. all the Sunday Silence spawn)>The horses fuckedIn this case I'd assume it's the fourth option
Fuck you guys
It's up
my fucking retarded nigger danchou kicked meany clubs with free spots
glgl all
I haven't taken a break so I am.not sure if this is how its supposed to be, but there are no free rolls for Kita yet
My free 10er...failed me...
Any flatliner worried about getting gaslit can just ask in their club chat
>>3109944You can always join /v/agabond... When I log in... eventually...
there faggots, definitive proof that you're all retarded and can't read. not that it matters because this will never be an issue again but holy fuck.IT IS SAFE TO LOG IN EVEN FOR FLATLINERS. IT WAS SAFE TO LOG IN SEVEN HOURS AGO. LEARN HOW TO READ NIGGERS.don't bother tracking me down fags I changed my TT team
>>3109944Only the more casual clubs have free spots rn
>>3109948>>3109940if you used the 10 pulls on the support cards this morning, no free 10 pull on kita right now
>>3109949Me too brother. It's so over
>>3107971>>3107971>>3107971And there we have it. Fuck that idiot
>>3109939Fusaichi Pandora banged Kris S and Rulership
>>3109944>24thI'm afraid you won't get gibs anywayDer/v/ will contact you November 1st
GO GO GOhttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2114114781368242655https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2114114781368242655https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2114114781368242655
I'm really confused and I'm just going to wait until tomorrow at 6pm EDT to log in.
>Nobody posted an image of 50 rolls on kita yetNOOOTICINGNOTICING
>>3109956Oh okay, just being cautious
Reminder that if you get Kitasan or Dia in the 50 pulls you saved there was no point in going offline for five days
I'm so glad this shit is over because you guys have been relentlessly retarded for this whole week
>>3109944Did you not tell him you were gonna flatline?
>>3109966>expecting people who don't play the game to play the gameyou retard
>>3109959Yeah that explains it, really fucking annoying
>>3109965Me too. I'm so confused that I might flatline for another couple of days, danchou. Just to be safe, of course! seiun.jpg
NO WRONG ONE I DON'T WANT THE SLEEVE
>>3109954>IT WAS SAFE TO LOG IN SEVEN HOURS AGOWhy are you such a lying piece of shit?
>>3109966>>3109954
>>3109980My good deed has been rewarded by 5 2 star umas ....
>>3109966kys
>>3109985This type of banner won't rerun again you can stop gaslighting now lmao
>>3109869I never had the impression 4chan was mocking the ojisans for that.
>>3109985Because this was me, retard>>3108329
FLATLINER CHADS WON
>>3109974Personally, I just wanted to flatline in peace.Not my fault everyone went full retarded. I didnt ask for help, I didnt need help, and i didnt expect everyone to make a big fuss out of it but they did. Not my problem
You are not the Satono Sexbomb.
>>3109991I need statues more than cleats so I'm fucking pissed at that asshole
>Missing 4 days of carats and event points for 50 rolls of 1-2* umas
I want to pound Rice with Kita, bros...
>>3110000>comes just in time for the CM>gives you quads
>>3110002At least its over anon. This is the last time game does this. Not like i couldnt spark for a kita if i wanted, but il just selector her in the worst case.
>>3110003>4 days of caratsThat's fucking nothing>event pointsAlso fucking nothing7,500 carats worth of trainee rolls, yes it's better to do that for free than have it come out of your own pocket. The retardation over this is astounding
>clubmate said he'd need to take it easy because of his health>Already grinded more than last month ???
>>3110003>Xhe spent his own carats to spark Kita>Flatliners chads got her for freeLMAO
>>3110009Can you guys at least say 6000 when arguing this since anyone can do 40/60 without dropping a day
>>3110010To be fair grinding fans takes like zero effort, you just do auto runs lol
>>3110003I already have aces with 58% WR on Haku, and I already have my dirt mile parents.
GENTLEMEN FLATLINERS WON
wuvcen will job today btw
>>31100136,000 carats, whatever. It's still more than whatever you would have gotten from logging in for four days. Anyhow it's over now, hopefully you guys learn to be less retarded the future (unlikely)
Wuvcen will become immortal today
DO NOT LOG IN UNTIL TOMORROW THESE ARE ALL GASLIGHTS
>>3110009Its not "free" 7500 carats, you sacrificed some goodies for it.Now if youre so strapped that you "REALLY" needed those 50 pulls, thats your thing. If you were prudent puller in the first place you wouldnt give two shits.
>>3110022meds
I hope Cygames never gives us free rolls again
>>3110022No nigger it isn't, you can log in now
>>3109880That shit takes time, usually a few months. We're way past the era of spontaneous collaborative projects on the Internet.I do hope we get a handful submissions though.
>>3110024Wow 3 days of dailies, a rainbow shard, and 450 carats big whoop (since the 20th you could log in before second reset and the 24th you can log in now)
>>3110024I have 130k carats and flatlined for more free rolls, how much more prudent could I possibly be?
>>3110024What even IS this retarded argument>some goodiesWhatever goodies you gave up is not the equivalent of the amount of free rolls you gained. I just wanted more free rolls on trainees than I did on useless support cards. Reaaaaaaaally not a hard concept to wrap your head around
successfuly came to tomakomai
>>3110026They'll unironically never give us split free rolls again after this
i can't believe you guys flatlined for this instead of just getting lucky like i planned on doing all along
fuck i'm actually gonna have to spark this armpit bitch
Welcome back Flatniggers, can I offer you a nice rooma in this trying time?
>>3110032As i stated just a moment ago, if youre a prudent puller, you give zero shits.>>3110034Its not free rolls nigga. Its just rolls on a different thing. You didnt "gain" rolls out of thin air.>>3110033151k with both Brian and Rickey pull on me.
Can I fucking log in or not?
>>3110011I flatlined and didn't get her.
>>3110045Go right ahead anon, good luck
>tfw my free kitapit rolls gave me nothing
>>3110044>As i stated just a moment ago, if youre a prudent puller, you give zero shits.What retardation is this? So fucking what if I'm a prudent puller, flatlining lets me umaroll more instead of begging for metascraps.
>>3110045yeah
>>3110045NO YOU CAN'T THEY ARE LYING
>>3110050I dont get why you get this angry over this.Do you have to be angry to justify the flatline or what?
>>3110045yeah and they expire tomorrow at this hour so
What the FUCK is she talking about
Bono's chankos...
after this free pull retardation /v/ma can never shittalk /vg/ ever again
>>3110045You can log in, there's 50 free rolls waiting for you
>>3110060In the sleeve you go
>>3110060I am so sorry anon
>>3110060NOT THE SLEEVE
>>3110060futa dia...
>>3110045Yes, like actually. Ignore the actual fucking retard.
>>3110062I'm really hoping it genuinely was people being assholes and not /v/ma being illiterate but I fear that's not the case
>>3110061BIG
>>3110062The lying niggers were all from /vg/ you hate helping people and have both threads open you fucking subhumans
does dia canonically rape (you) if you pull her
>>3110062Always remember that this place is filled with fucking teenagers too. And they're emotional and retarded individuals with no chill.
>>3110073Yes
I really don't know who to believe and ive genuinly been mindfucked into thinking people are photoshopping proof
should i pull on the SSR scamchas? i'm planning on doing the uma ones
>want dia>get kitaevery time
>>3110060https://youtu.be/j_nV2jcTFvA
>>3110077there's proof under your skin if you log in with a razor blade
>>3110079wanna trade
>>3110045
>>3110078Literally throwing money away
>>3110077trust cygames https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2114114781368242655
>>3110074Pretty much this, flatliners have patience and can think ahead, so we can assume people that flatlined are mostly boomers, those who kept playing are either paypiggies that don't care about money and/or zoomers that are too ADHD to not play for one day.
>>3110077if you're gonna be this paranoid your pulls will expire retard
>>3110078The SSRs are....bad? why?
>>3110062As long as you never mention /vg/ again. Deal?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST FLATLINE YOU HAVE TO SPEND REAL CARA-- ACK!
>>3110062no one bricked themselves... right?
>>3110077Anon
>>3110090Because you only get one copy and you ideally want to MLB any support you pull for. There's almost no SSR that's worth running at 0LB
>>3110090Because you're likely to get Air Shakur or some other dogshit unusable SSR.Even if you luck out and get a good one, most aren't good at LB0
>>3110062/uma/ was always the better general, so i never tried to shit talk them
>>3110090Because the pool is fucking huge and you're like to get an SSR for something completely useless
>>3110092BASED FLATLINER GOD!
>>3110095>>3110090But the Uma SSR banners aren't that bad if you don't have a lot of the trainees on each banner, I got Ayabe from mine.
>>3110094BUT WHAT IF JOHN CYGAMES AND SWEEP TOSHO MAGIC MY PULLS AWAY IF I LOG IN BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 5:00 AND 5:03MDT?
Remember to do your daily wit training!Daily Akari 6582026-10-25 (Sun)Perfect! 11:50https://dailyakari.com/
>>3110094There was so much discourse and so much retardation just because a few retards couldn't wait. Lol, LMAO in fact
This whole thing made me realize that /uma/ is the worst thread on the board and they need to be raped by a pack of niggers
>>3109896They haven't introduced any qol on that yet? That 3 minutes of menuing is the worst part of sneaking plays at work for me.
I flatlined and only got paizuri pasa for my efforts (or lack thereof)
>>3110097PFFFFFFHAHAHAHHAHAHAMaybe the best ones at being unhelpful niggers, they are subhumans and their thread is garbage
I got them both in 30 pulls why the FUCK did I flatline and miss out on potential cards for that?
Thank fuck, I was genuinely scared I wouldn't be able to get anything. Time to cross out Kitasan on my planner.
>>3110087Imo i couldve been flatlining but ive been worried about my Taishin for the CM because i'd have to borrow King.Ironically Sweep wit turned out to be a giant disappointment. And Taishin is better with a midrace build.>>3110096>>3110095>>3110098I literally called it bad, what else you want sheesh.>>3110101Bad SSRs that dont work unless capped out, dont do it. Unless youre my club teammate that MLB-ed the spe in 55 pulls.
>>3110104Holy shit that site is up, I do that site a bunch but there are a bunch of days that it's down
>>3110090you need to land several cards in a row for them to be usable, and in this case even if you godroll they're really shityou need to pull a horsewife once
>>3110117You still have 50 more, Hope you get one other uma you wanted
>>3110110There's QoL where you can set presets + priority of skills in the presets, the only added that like a month ago in JP
fuck, /uma/ wonwe got dabbed on again
>>3110120Oh i see it now. I worded it poorly. Joke's on me.
>
>>3110118>Ironically Sweep wit turned out to be a giant disappointment.I told you retards HUNDREDS OF TIMES that wit sweep was a fucking gaslight and a shit card with a shit skilled and all I got was NOOOOOOOOOOO BRO TRUST ME ITS GONNA BE META
>>3110115Actually both threads are pretty similar. /uma/ being slightly worse due to being drama-whores
I am glad that we never get split rolls again
>>3110130She's probably good on kingu and inari but Taishin uniques the midrace too hard.
>>3110115you don't like erping and cum tributes?
>>3110133In the future there'll only be split single rolls so it doesn't matter
>>3110133JUST BE SAFE BRO FLATLINE FOR ANOTHER 5 MORE DAYS WHAT IF A GLITCH HAPPENS AND YOU LOSE ALL OF YOUR ROLLS YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO LOSE FLATLINING FOR FIVE MORE DAYS TRUST ME
>>3110116Now you have 50 more rolls to get those Teio spooks you wanted!
AAAAH HELP ME I'M GETTING SLEEVED
Well If we learned something today is to stop babying neighas.
DO NOT LOG IN IF YOURE FROM /V/MAPYOI!!!
Danchou, please return...
>>3110142EXPLODE
>>3110142FUCKING DIE I SHOULD'VE FLATLINED
>>3110077If you log in now, you get 5 pulls, if you wait until the daily reset, you get 6Basically, log in now since you're gonna get the 6th roll anyway tomorrow
>>3110145Yeah idk why you guys bothered having so much drama over this, I took 3 days off the threads and uma as a whole. I didn't need help
>>3110146WHAT HAPPENED ?
>>3110145I never asked for you fuckers to do that in the first placethe entire thing was unnecessary, flatliners did NOT need your help. You guys worked yourselves into seethe while I took it easy for four days
WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING SLEEVED EXCEPT ME WHAT DO YOU THINK I FLATLINED FOR
/uma/ caused all the drama because they wanted to brick people, we are not forgetting that and getting the blame, I hate those faggots so god damn much
HEEM SLEEVPY
>>3110156THE SECOND SLEEVE HAS HIT THE BUILDING
>finally got to collect the Zen Nippon autorun I had set upHooray, I get more carats!
Why is this place obsessed with /uma/ i just checked their thread and they havnt mentioned this place onceits like the 'i hate you' 'i dont think about you at all' meme
>half TP on MANTHOLY SHIT I GET TO MAKE UP FOR MY FLATLINING
If you log in today you'll get 50 pullsIf you log in tomorrow you'll get 60 pullsDon't log in yet!
>>3110160if you keep talking about the raid the janny is going to ban you
>>3110115Unfortunately they double tab here a lot now so the helpfulness and generally less snobby attitude here is slowly eroding.
>>3110168uma is male coded and vma is female coded
>>3110168We getting raided but we dont counter-raid. Whacha expect
>>3110156I put Teio dupes in /v/mapyoi’s future rolls
he's trying so hard to derail the thread today, it's almost funny
>>3110177damn, dubs of truth...
If you log in today you'll get 50 pulls today and 10 pulls tomorrowIf you log in tomorrow you'll get 60 pulls tomorrowDo whatever you want
>>3110168It's /uma/fags namedropping their shithole nothing new
>>311018560 is a bigger number
>>3110168Because they come here to shitpost and fuck with us constantly, we don't because we are actually good people >>3110174Our shit is getting eroded
>>3109983>>3110060>>3110066
Yawn~ Is it time to wake up? But I was having a really good napWhat? 50 free pulls? Sigh. Alright fine...
>>3110191the chad /uma/the virgin /vma/
Uh anyway, I don't care about tranny discourse. Anyone up for some rooms while my nishino parent auto trains?
>>3110189Well if you keep waiting in five days it'll be 100!
>>3110196post em
>>3110192
>>3110191You know guys, maybe people wouldn't fuck with us if we stopped having childish tantrums over nothing
free pulls? well i need FREE GLIMMERSCYGAAAAAAMES
>>3110206You get glimmers just from finishing careers
>>3110104Nice geemu
>>3110205The nigger's a confirmed samefag though so best case scenario there he'd just shit up the thread replying to himself.
>Another /uma/ induced meltyfucking hell when will it end. they really are rent free in our heads
>>3110209noone does that
>>3110214It's half TP lil broput the autorun in the bag
>>3110214i do
Every board needs IDs and flags.
>>3110212Once we get to blaming SEA instead
>>3110212It's warranted, they've made these threads worse
>>3110221Flags are shitpost engines, IDs wouldn't be bad though...
>>3110206G-glimmers? Are we back in URA or what
Just know danchou that I started a fan run career right before the great flatlining so I could have one ready to finish once I logged back in. Just for you.
>>3110222this is the actual answer btw. every bad post here is the SEA/south asian/asian diaspora from north america
>>3110198Sure440262974402629744026297Im not really ready but need a fresh supply of practice partners
I accidentally removed a /v/agabond flatliner from my follow list sorry about that.
>>3110226They're needed for buying hints. If you try to get all hints for your wife you'll be surprised how fast those 1k glimmers will melt away.
NON-FLATLINERS REPORT INhttps://poal.me/ag4wukLETS SETTLE THIS
>>3110212It's all so tiresome
>>3110234Where's the>I wanted Dia but got Kita insteadoption?
>>3110234I'd never flatline, but I'm pissed I did todays tenner at reset. I had no idea it became an uma tenner after second reset.
>>3110234can I vote if I flatlined and feel like a fucking retard for doing it?
>>3110235(You)
>>3110212Its the same retard every time. I'm probably just gonna filter the whole term, nothing good ever comes out of them. I don't wanna hear about them and I don't wanna hear about the melties either.
/v/mapyoi had the most flatliner freeloaders that tells you everything you need to know
>>3110240>dont want to hear meltiesyoure gonna get about 1 post a day then
>>3110168Everyone here is good and helpful so every bad post is /uma/.Doesn't matter if their thread is faster, that they'll get a lot more (You)s posting bait there and that they literally have no reason to come shitpost here. Every person here that disagrees with me is /vg/
>>3110237We told you to wait...stupid sexy clanker...
>>3110229ACK923602379236023792360237Fuck man, this sprint has been the hardest CM for me to build for.
>>3110237This desu senpai
>>3110244theyre the only /vm/ club with anons above 100iq?
>>3110244the realest club around these parts
>>3110235I only watched the first 3 seasons of eric andre show. Are the new episodes cringe or kino?
>>3110248>Smart falcon>Is actually smartBravo Kojima
I shall now commit explode.https://litter.catbox.moe/4y2c0l8jeifzvmhu.mp4
>>3110248Wrong, you get more (You)s here because /vg/ is desensitized to smut>>3110251Its sprint casino for a reason. Hogs are best.
>>3110244Never thought I'd be saying this but...lookin' GOOD for BEEmapyoi!
>>3110248Except it's literally true it's always them
Oh my God I actually missed playing the game, this is some good shit.
>>3110261the best part of the /vg/ thread is they post about 50 uma porn pics a day
>>3110265I didn'tjust gonna spam autoruns for my danchou who I may or may not wuv
>50 pulls>minrollNow I know how that korean felt while pulling for LoY and Chrono
>>3110251Truthfully that was worth the weight758330347583303475833034
>>3110269Good thing you got 50 more friend
>>3110248They literally don't get (You)s there because everyone else remaining there is also a schizo. That's why they're so desperate for attention.
>>3110266they also have some chads who make these kino stamps
Wait what do i do with my NY kitasan now I dont fucking build fronts
>>3110272>worth the weight>t.
>>3110260kwaboty
>>3110282She's pace parent
>>3110276you know that's just from a website that generates these right?
>>3110282Shes good for pace too so you're good
>>3110282>universal late speed for meds and longs>likeable by everyoneGee i dont know
>>3110288what website?
I don't like Kitsan
>>3110282You lost, flatdenier.
>>3110292https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Is it safe?
>>3110261>>3110275I can post a picture of the Mambo graph on /vg/ and I guarantee I'll get (You)s. That's how easy it is to get (You)s. People here will write paragraphs about club drama and danchous to get 3 (You)s total. Shitposting here isn't worth it
>>3110301Yes, if the multiple people posting video of their 50 free rolls wasn't enoughLog in, you got 50 rolls waiting for you
>>3110301If you aren't the remotely jealous type, I have proof it's safe. >>3110260
>>3110272The great thing I had managed to bring through was brutish and stupid. Moreover, it required prodigious amounts of wins to sustain itself.244980772449807724498077
Welp, I just saved myself a spark + ticket. But I kinda want Dia too so I hope I get lucky in the next 50...
Oh my God I missed you retards, it feels good to log back in
>>3110145>someone tries to add helpful info to the OP>schizo instabakes at image limit to remove said info>triggers a giant shitfest as a result>"but actually the people trying to be helpful were the problem"Yeah, this place sure is better than those unhelpful faggots in /uma/!
>>3110301NO IT'S NOT THESE ARE ALL EDITED THEY ARE LYING
>>3110311(You) lost.
>>3110310Go back
Ayabe or Digitan for end ace
>>3110307Forget THIS fuck neigha530170625301706253017062I am so winning plat 16 (clueless)
>>3110303All of the (You)s being ritualposts makes them worthless. It's not actual attention.
suck my balls oguri cap where are my whites
>>3110318Ayabe
>>3110318Yabe imo. Shes always kinda sleeper good
>>3110321There's some good whites in there though
>>3110276why would she waste time asking should instead of when or how often
Which uma do you guys think will continue their unbeatable streak for the plat compilations?
hello I made a little comic regarding recent political events in the /v/ma sphere hope u rike
>>3110329I don't care
>>3110329I can always count on sweepfags and mayafags to win the CM
>>3110329Nobody cares about your gay cumpilations
>>3110329That makes me think I have seen a sprint cafe this time around
>>3110332Lel
>>3110325Yea, also none of the guides from people who played other servers talk about her bc Sturm and drang wasn't buffed at this time for them so Ayabe is always sleeper in global
>>3110329Did the arima one ever get posted?
>>3110332Ogurin must be on a diet if she's only ordering one set and not multiples
>>3110336I think one of my clubmates is making a sprint bright. Idk what goes through the mind of the mentally ill.
>the only artist at Trackside that is selling more than just cheap stickers and acrylics has a line up to the bleachers
>>3110329I hope I don't see my wife in anyone's sprintslop team. She's above such things.
Who needs to flatline anyway?
>>3110332That crab? Me.
I'm not logging in, after the bullshit you tried yesterday I am not falling for it, kill yourself you fucking schizo
Fags at the track, how much is a beer there?
Now that the dusk has settled who are you?
Who needs new three stars?I am winning soooo hard
>>3110319I WANNA BECOME A FIRST RATE UMA I WANNA!!! IWANNAIWANNAIWANNA828100718281007182810071
>>3110358Based now win the next Arima Kinen with bestest daughtersex
>>3110350I don't understand why so many people are expecting to need more than 60 pulls to get a trainee.
>>3110354See>>3110094Stop getting rushed
>>3110354The schizo is (You) retardbro
>>3110318Digitan because I wuv her.
>>3110359>IWANNAIWANNAIWANNA
>>3110320so how is >go back to /vg/ not also a ritual post
>>3110362Some neighas have incredibly awful luck and have to spark almost every trainee they want
>>3110366Is this creature edible
I have no fansLike in general
why is this place act more tryhard than /uma/ but they have like 10 clubs better than our best one?
>>3110371>reposted in less than 5 minutesget out of here nonny
fellow flatliner bros wya? getting NY dia would also be pretty nice
>>3110354 >>3110260
>>3110368>Some neighas have incredibly awful luckI mean if you roll 50 on every banner, there are obviously going to be umas that escape you. It's not guaranteed, regardless of how good your luck is. That's how a cheeky 20 turns into a cheeky 200.
>>3110371inb4 this gets more (You)s than the OC
>>3110371They bot
https://jiggie.fun/FdSaBD
>>3110359Fat FUCK choked against the all american BBQ....993888859938888599388885
>>3110369Yeah they've been trying to popularise its meat in Florida to combat their spread de to iguanas being invasive speciesTastes like chicken, apparantly
>>3110332>hard Rwhat the FUCK oguri
>>3110370So what?
>>3110381They do taste like chickenT. Florida man
>>3110193
>>3110371anyone below a b+ club should just join one of theirs, they dont even have requirements for monthy fans its free carats
>>3110387People unironically live in Florida?
>>3110377You just gave it more
>>3110342she obviously must have wondered off while waiting for her order to go eat that torena's giant stack of food while he was distracted by the uma looking for the french fry she must have dropped under the table
>>3110332LMAO THR FUCKING CRAB
>>3110392It's the third most populous state in the country, retard bro, right behind California and Texas. More people living here than Jew York
>>3110380Someone explain to me how putting her on a sweaty and slutty cheerleading outfit triple her powerlevel490595804905958049059580
>>3110399Half of your population DOES live in Jew York.
>>3110400There is this thing called Soul bonus
>>3110400You fool, you thought she was cheerleading for US. We are cheerleading for HER
>they’re doing JP races at Santa Anita>Almond Eye just pushes forward and overtakes VBourbon effortlessly before the late race even startsWhat the hell?
can we skip to gm I'm so bored
Why don't we rip out the crab's limb by limb, steam said limbs and then eat the?
>>3108989>>3108989REPOSTINGGO TO TOMAKOMAI
>>31104072 more weeks (but like actually)
>>3110410She's cute but her kit is kinda dogshit
Had an extremely shit run that ended with S+ uma, all because of a shit shop and her not giving me any tokensI am not filled with intense anger and animalistic lust towards this uma and shall now
>>3110410nah I heard there are d*rtoids there
>>3110362I mean, setting aside the fact that you can get unlucky and need to spark, uma spooks are substantially more fun and useful then card spooks. I valued the 25 borrows for CM prep and then parent looping more then the carat difference, but it's fundamentally profitable to flatline if you planned to pull for Kita/Dia and even if you didn't, it's still got value.
>>3110400FUG DEPORTED AGAIN :DDDDDD729679177296791772967917
>>3110410I tried to go to Tomakomai but I got SLEEVED and now I'm being uma trafficked.
>>3110411Isnt it more like a month away?
>>3110408You gotta steam them first. Add some Old Bay
>>3110422Yeah but 1 month late year is 2 weeks. Trust the science.
>>3110420Can you post that Taiki?
The gaslighters are trying really hard today huh? Reminder that the safe hour is 25th at daily reset, do not fall for it
>>3110410if you are who I think you are then go ahead and request all the sashes you want
>>3110410I posted this earlier but I am forced to choose between America and Tomakomai. I’m already in America.
>>3110429JIGGLE FIGHT
>>3110427Only one trying hard today is you, gaslight dancerWe've got multiple vids of people posting their free rolls, you lost.
Pace Princess on the wild, where's our prince?
>>3110433all these videos are ai generated THOUGH
>>3110435nigga YOU'RE ai generated
some chad on /uma/ just made thishttps://katworks.sytes.net/UmaViewerLite/?region=en
>>3110429Come to Texas! You won't regret this.
Some of you guys are looking good.Don't go to /v/mapyoi tomorrow.
>>3110433They edited screenshots of the news and you think they can't edit a video?
>>3110434Trapped in a crystal
>>3110420What lovely weirdo326595833265958332659583Okay my auto run is almost done so 3-5 more
>Not even a 3* dupe in the first 50 pulls Oh it's gonna be one of THOSE banners.
>>3110434I have no interest in mutating to pace. I barely have interest in ace building at all.
>>3110440Can you stop being retarded for once
>>3110440Hope you're just being retarded, but it's okay you can log in tomorrow that's fine.
>no one's drawn pixy golshi and cipher maya for the first stakes yetchop chop drawnigs get to it
>>3110438Texas? You mean New New Delhi?
Sorry guys, I know I can log in now but this break made me realize that I fucking hate this game and not having to do chores has made me way happier, this became just a job and now it's the easiest time to quit. Bye
>>3110452Rest in piss bozo
>>3110442JAJAJAJAJAJA EL PAIZURI GRANDE O ALGO339606903396069033960690
>>3110452Understandable, take it easy bro
>>3110442Told you all, front Machan is good
>>3110452See ya
>>3110449Do it yourself, faggot i didnt like ac0 as much as people were hyping it up
>>3110457She's good but she's certainly not the boogieman people were hyping her up to be
>>3110457I cant make her work at all and im a frontfag, can you post yours
>>3110449Who?
>>3110463That will be when she gets a second front in sports bakushin
>>3110452That's alright, there is no point in playing if you aren't having funGood luck out there
>>3110466>not remembering your Buddy
Wait why are flatliners logging in, I thought we were supposed to wait until first reset tomorrow morning?
BONO BONOOO
>>3110455Well congratulations, you got yourself a win. Now whats the next step of your master plan?
>>3110461Same. Like 80% of the game felt like ground pound and Pixy honestly comes off as a bitch after telling PJ to man up and then getting depressed immediately after.
>>3110445>Do rage twentyer for HokkoNOT NOW FATTY
>>3110471Its the 24th after the second reset. It says so right there on the official notice.https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2114114781368242655
>>3110471We are, they are gaslighting again
>>3110451Not like Japan's doing much better in that regard.Both countries need to cancel those visas and deport them and needed to cancel & deport yesterday.
>>3110471Neigha how many times does it need to be explained?The free rolls are up for Kita, you can check the official source if you don't believe me.https://umamusume.com/news/1124/>Spotlight Pretty Derby Scout>10:00 p.m., Oct 24–2:59 p.m., Oct 30, 2026 (UTC)But yes, dozens of people all edited images and videos today to trick (You)
>>3110473Oh shit Oguri ate the room code.353315213533152135331521Last
>50 free rolls>nothing>20 rolls on Hokko>got her in 15
>>3110480You know you got your sage on bro
>>3110482>all of the esl retards in the comments asking why they didn't get an uma tenner and wondering if it was because they did their card pull todayMight as well be /v/ma
>>3110488Tomakomai whores are very cheap and desperate
acute is a nightmare to train thanks to her godawful growths and fucking SIX required races during senior yearSIX OF THEMSHE DOESN'T EVEN GET ENOUGH FANS FOR THE 1ST UNIQUE LEVEL UP WITHOUT TAKING AN EXTRA RACE
>>3110464Here, you can probably find that Condor parent since it's the only one with 8* sprint and CM relevant greens
Why am I even pulling for NY Kita?
>>3110493this is me but bakushin
>>3110486>But yes, dozens of people all edited images and videos today to trick (You)Thanks for admitting it
>>3110495Because it's free?
>>3110495For your pace parents of course.
>Stop flatlining>Start working on CM>Have glued 4 borrows in 30 minutesAmazing how less than a week of not playing almost made me forgot how dogshit GL is
>end of senior year>run is going great>but i might be missing something>kitasan procs first evenCOME ONNN
>>3110487Alright pace machan is ass, thanks for hosting
>>3110473Talk about John 3:16… El 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!!!!Thanks for coming my RIVALS! Hope you had >fun. I just desperately need to improve my shitters. wuv you
Can I get all the thousands of login carats I didn't get?
>>3110452Unironically why Cygames never does this again
>>3110508There's what, 8? 10 of them?The login carats end on November 3rd so you should be able to.Happy new years by the ways :P
>>3110493Post deckIt isn't that difficultt.acute toreina
>gold red door>eclipse first the rest nowhere>dogfucker NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3110504I don't really think that's the takeaway when you've got a massive pace clump. Pace Machan is vastly outperforming from Machan if Hakuraku is anything to go by, both in individual wins and team wins. But when you have a room full of pace chasers it's pretty fucking random.
>>3110434show 'eck
For those with the daily carat pack are you supposed to get the days you missed when you log back in or do they give them to you as a lump sum later? I only got 50 today after flatlining.
>>3110517That's what I'm expecting in the cm though, if anything having her up front will help me procc budding. We'll see how it goes in the real thing though, I have a front one built along with my pace
>>3110508Yes, you'll get all those if you just log in every day for the rest of the event
MY POWER IS RISING IT'S OVERFLOWING
>>3110362I think the only trainee I've wanted and not had to spark the banner for was original Diahad to spark for Digi, had to spark for Machan. and that's...all I've pulled for, actually.
>>3110493Seems you have to borrow Maru then
How many of you are doing /v/ma sings?
>>3110517My front Machan has been a menace in these rooms, and I think I've seen another Machan from here that was very strong. People in haku are probably fucking up by not using a guts card or not taking the stamina consumption skills
>>3110528I am but haven't found a moment yet, being a fat balding oji-san living with people
>>3110528I'm going to try my first practice round tomorrow.
>>3110525Let's see Anon's sprint S
>>3110528Me!!Trying to sing, even badly, was really fun
>>3110528How much time do we have? It might take me a while
>>3110475The moment when the nuke(?) exploded and pixy was attacking us, while not being marked with IFF was a cool as fuck moment, and the whole honour system was pretty neat, but otherwise it wasnt that much for me
>>3110528I'm not doing it because >Miss VictoriaI thought it was a little suspicious that that was the voted song before it even got added to global. If you had just chosen umapyoi, girls Legend U, something that everyone knows more people would join
>>3110480>Scrounge up the 5 monthly shop tickets for one last stand>Whorren'dWAKE ME UP>>3110489ope, thanks for the heads up m80
>>3110532AHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>3110528Nope
>>3110537I just dont like ms victoria as a song.
>>3110542Your chains?
>>3110537>not choosing the song with /v/ on the nameCome on, it's obvious
>>3110542Impressive, very nice. How about that statline?
>>3110528I have a mic but I want to be alone and bothered by no one. My family are kinda always at home so I haven't found the right time
>>3110545>>3110547Crab ass neighas
>The Warden surging all the way fromthe back to firstHoly kino
>>3110528I'll do it eventually!
>>3110514It's just a RNG issue I hate GL.>>3110527I can't. t.Kitalet supreme
>>3110550Getting the perfect ace in GL is like catching a leprechaun, there's gotta be SOMETHING wrong
I'm currently transcribing it to sheet music but I haven't done this in forever so it's not going fast and there might be errors. I'll also do one for the harmony umamusume A+B part that you can hear in the game ver off vocals.
How worthwhile is it to pick a gold that can't normally proc for 564 when making TT umas? It's nice to always have one gold available for 564, but when I can spend my SP on whites that will activate instead doing so is better, right?
>>3110550No no they're right......no unstoppable
>>3110550There's NO perfect ace in GL, your cards either fuck off in senior or you don't have the gold you need
>>3110558RIP. Should still be good tho
>>3110529I've seen a lot of Machans enter the rooms, front and pace, but I dont see them winning MOST of the rooms is the problem.Like I said she's good, but she's not the dominant boogieman people thought she was. The whole idea of "people on haku don't know how to build her" doesn't make sense and would apply to any uma, and also wouldn't explain why the pace machan is outperforming the front machan. Fact of the matter is front just kinda sucks in sprint. I'm sure yours is good, but overall she's not the monster she was sold to be.
>>3110558It doesn't matter if they were partially right. They see you get a good run and they want to see you bricked.
Real talk anons. Which civ would your fav uma play
>>3110563I'm just running Machan because I like her :^)
>>3110568The strongest man in history
>>3110555Nice. That would be helpful.
>>3110568I really really really really hope she can be queen.
>>3110568There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but that's completely besides the point.Someone said Pace Machan sucks because a set of rooms went wrong and my whole point is no, it's actually better than front. But literally do whatever you want, that's all
>>3110567Fenomeno seems like she'd like Civilization: Revolution a lot.
>>3110568I'm running Machan because she has a thick body with fat thighs and I want to see her run and bounce
>>3110574Mine's pretty good but I am always to slow to join the lobbies, idk how people join faster than me
Man feels good to be able to play the game and be able to post with you neighas again, i feel like a lot of my burnout was healed just like that.
>>3110528I would if it were umapyoi densetsu
SOON
>>3110521I'm pretty sure you just eat shit if you miss days.
>>3110556564 can activate a gold you missed the wit check on, so I'd rather buy whites that are consistent first. If you're buying whites that aren't consistent, that's where gold gambling might be worth it, but it's a marginal thing either way
>>3110582GoodIf you posted before being able to play it would have created Umustard gas
>>3110582>not playing for a while helps with burnoutFork found in kitchen
Any of you participated in either of the /v/ sings DMC5?
>first run back>immediately fail a 5%I hate this stupid fucking game
>>3110585Nah I just had to fucking read.
IT'S KEIBA NIGHT NEIGHAS, RACES START IN 40 MINUTES6 BONGS, 39 BINGS UNTIL WUVCEN
>>3110602CAMON LOVECEN WIN SOM FACKIN CROWNS
>>3110587Yeah that's what I think as well, thanks for the confirmation.>>3110602TIME TO SLEEP SO I CAN WAKE UP IN TIME FOR KIKUKA SHO
RAINY SOFT KIKUKA SHO LET'S GOOOOO
>>3110598I screamed about being motivated.
>>3110595It helps with burnout AND mental health and you become less likely to become a schizo that spends all day here arguing with morons.Go touch grass.Go do something else.Do some physical activity.Go learn something like drawing or cooking or japanese or whatever.Then when you come back you'll see all those people constantly on edge and realize that you don't need to be like that.
>>3110555I'm pretty sure that last eight note on bars 36 and 40 is a C and not an E. Other than that it looks flawless, very nice. Clever touch going with the bass clef. I probably would've defaulted to treble clef down an 8th but it looks cleaner this way.
>>3110568Same, her career was kino and she came in a cheeky tenner
>>3110614Exactly! >>3107699
>>3110518Was LH/Fine/Kita/Tachyon/LB2 speed Bakushin/borrowed wit Oguri
>>3110613Kek, my favorite part is the guy saying the Trish copypasta and the guy randomly singing Collective Consciousness
>>3110620Drama is addicting.I came to that realization long ago. I struggle with actualizing it though. I wish I had more will power.
LOL
could it be... do they like me?!
>>3110617I got her while going to Tomakomai and I should probably play it. Eventually. They never stop adding up.
>Alright let's start to make myself a special week grandparent,>Damn why am I not getting any mile sparks>Mile Cwhoopsdon't worry I remembered to get the dirt affinity up
keiba anon again, when should i start the kick stream again if you want one
>>3110630hmph! I'm only following you for your borrow uma! n-not like I like you or something, b-baka!!!
I've seen people say it's not safe yet so I will wait 1 more day
4 people removed me from following...hopefully it's none of the nishinos i was following
>>3110639Suit yourself retardbro
>>3110642Der/v/bro...
>>3110634well at least I'm ready for the next JDD CM, I facerolled over my skills cause I thought this would just be a dud lmao
>>3110639wait a week just to be safe
>>3110623>Drama is addicting.Drama fucking sucks, I just leave anytime you fags try to start some shit.
why are all of our clubs so low this month
>>3110651Wrong board bwo
>>3110623Your phone is designed to keep you enraged 24/7, so when you come here you want to keep feeling the same and start antagonizing others for quick dopamine.We must unironically be better men. Do not succumb to those base instincts.
im about to start some shit. everyone, evacuate
>>3110616You're right, I listened closer and it is a C.
>>3110657
>>3110656>Your phone is designed to keep you enraged 24/7I do a fairly good job not doing that. I mostly use YouTube to listen to music and space news.Unfortunately, the political side of YouTube is always near, and I do end up watching at least one of those videos a day. It's infuriating that I keep doing this to myself...
Now what do I do?
>>3110664What do you mean?Now we can finally play the game
>>3110664Apologize to your club for being lazy and selfish
I don't want to come back, flatlining was so fun, I didn't even get to play the games I wanted
>>3110668So just don't log-in?
>FIRST RACENIIGATA 1200 TURF 2YO MAIDENPICK YOUR UMA!
>>3110668A /v/ poster through and through.
>>3110528i'm definitely participating even though i've never sung at all before lolbtw i found out you can use UmamusumeExplorer to extract the vocals of game size ms.victoria
>>3110671I wanna see some Copano Action tonight.
>accidentally opened the game on my phone this morning out of reflex but didn't download the update>oh shit. surely it doesn't count..>log in, only 1 rollFUCK
>>3110671Crusty Moon
>>3110671CAM ON GAMON!
>>3110671Me Gusta Bel
>>3110677
>>3110677If only there were somewhere that explicitly told you what counted as logging in.
>>3110689>opening the game out of reflexcould have been easily avoided if he just deleted the icon lol
>>3110671REAL JAPAN
>>3110689You misunderstand. I wasn't intending to login, I was just running on sleepy autopilot until I realized what I had done. Like the other anon said, I should've hid the icon from the day I started flatlining. Oh well.
>>3110692I often open the app menu, scroll 5 screens to the right, and open the game completely absent-mindedly
>>3110610UPDATE:TOKYO: BOTH GOODKYOTO: TURF SOFT, DIRT HEAVYNIIGATA: TURF SOFT, DIRT HEAVY
I will thank you trainer
Is Opera on the same boat as Vodka as a figgyless OG uma?
Flatliner chads win.
>>3110700She has one
>>3110701Explode I want those thighs tooExplodeMy pincers itch
>>3110703Reminder this shitty artist who only makes misery porn doesn't even play the game
Hmm not sure if I can log in yet, 25th was the safe date right?
>>3110698is Heavy Conditions good or bad for Wuvcen?
>>3110710No they extended it it's the 30th now.
>>3110711Bad!
>>3110710Do you fags just not read the thread? At least skim through it, the questions been asked at least 50 times by nowyes it's safe to log in, you have 50 free rolls waiting for you
>>3110708how's that any different from an average vmer
>>3110710>>3110260
>>3110717There's like 50 people saying opposite things
>>3110493next career went well after bitching about itit was just a GL issue all along
>>3110720Do you think all of the images (and videos) of people posting their free rolls were ALL faked for this thread? Do you think Cygames news tab was also lying? Use your brain please.
Did any flatliner not get either?
>>3110699Liquid Gold vs. Solid Curren
>>3110724It's always a GL issue
>>3110729I got both
>>3110708>misery pornI quite enjoy this but that artist is very ESL so the enjoyment gets halved
>NEXT RACETOKYO 1600 DIRT 2YO MAIDENPICK YOUR UMA!
>>3110738My Summer Girl!
>>3110737This guy loves NTR
>>3110738El Shion
>>3110738VET BILLS
>>3110738GUNGNIR DATTO?
>>3110738muh summa gal
>>3110741Like is an overstatement, its just another tag at the end of the day
>>3110738Succeed City
>>3110725had to reply award
>>3110671AND BEL ME GUSTA EDGES PAST T O JASMINE!>granddaughter of Deep Impact
>>3110744Lmao Vet Bills too
>>3110680oh shit this anon got it right too forgot to award the (you)
>>3110749>pretended to be retarded award
>>3110756I WON!?I mean, naturally. :P
>>3110698
>NEXT RACEKYOTO 1800 DIRT 2YO MAIDENPICK YOUR UMA!
>>3110765>Aussie BlackLonhrobros?
>>3110765Meal
>>3110765I'm so hungry, I could eat a>Meal>Apple PearI wanna eat a Meal right now.
>>3110769>>3110770fat fucks
>>3110738AND TERRE ET MER WINNING THE LONG DUEL WITH MAJOR SINGER!>special week grandspawn
>>3110698UPDATE: KYOTO RAIN -> LIGHT RAIN
Lovecen jobs today right?
I ate a burger yesterday. I'll eat another once again now
>enter some dirt pubs>see this bullshit
>>3110782How many bongs and bings until Wuvcen jobs?
>>31107865 BONGS 42 BINGS
>>3110785There's some guy that runs Vamp Rice in every CM and is singlehandedly inflating her rating on Hakuraku. Probably same guy, he's dedicated
This is the cross I have to bear for flatlining isn't it? She also has given a total of 0 tokens.
>>3110783Danchou...
>>3110789People don't hate this drunk bitch enough
>>3110785I beat that asshole yesterday, idk why he bothers spamming pubs other than to grief
It should not be possible to have rainbowless turns once your cards are maxed out.
>>3110794How the hell is running a strong uma in pubs griefing
>>3110794Inflating your waifu on Haku is an honest man's job
>>3110789Riko would never!
>NEXT RACENIIGATA 1800 DIRT 2YO MAIDENPICK YOUR UMA!
>>3110797He's running that with two debuffers
>>3110785overseer build
>>3110801>oshifag runs double debuffersPretty much mandatory if you want to win with an off-meta uma. Still not griefing
>>3110798I usually do that in the privacy of my appartment or her dorm room
>>3110765AND NAOMIGA SAIKYO COMPLETELY DOMINATES!>symboli kris S granddaughter
Today I learned >You can marry a horse >Three times>Many brought their families to Santa Anita >This may have been the biggest crowd Santa Anita had ever>Plenty of the uma fans gambled>Many uma fans were upset by Vodka Vodka losing >The there were massive lines to buy merch >Up until track closure>There were long lines for all the Japanese food and any given bar>Security was panicking at the beginning of the day>Normies took pictures with the standees>Much more variety in Umas from uma cosplayers.>I pissed off a horse girl when I sat down somewhere >The rich white girl horse girl>Many of the rich white girls looked angry all day>The old gamba grumps were neutral to curious >I have a Sunday Silence and Special Week pins I don't know what to do them>The line at the Official Merch pop up, Southeast of Santa Anita, was so long that many who went there didn't make it to Santa Anita.And lastly>I want to kms
>>3110809Dobson...
>>3110801Not using debuffers during mant and GL is griefing unless it's longkino.
>hit A inspiration>forget Narita Taishin has to get top 3 in the tenno sho springFUCK
>>3110813>Many of the rich white girls looked angry all dayGOOD
Good enough. I'm done with aces until GM.
>>3110710you can login now, but you can watch any sloptuber if you don't trust, they already tested it on the video
>>3110813>Security was panicking at the beginning of the dayImagine clocking in expecting a normal humble crowd at your job and then you see a literal horde of weeaboos strutting up to the track
>about to do scam uma bannersPLACE YOUR BETS
>>3110825
>>3110825LAISU
Open Leauge pullingpick an uma to get rid of, I'm thinking its marvey
There's no catch up mechanic for new players, is there?
>>3110825summer spe
>>3110825All of them?Spe dupe on banner 1Zephyr on banner 2Total trash on support card banner
>>3110835i'm not doing support card banner
>>3110833Not really, the best catch up is to just reroll on a good card banner.
>>3110833it's called paying 2 bucks for a starter account, more if you want more
>>3110794>Run oshi>Make her win a lot>Somehow this is badnever change /v/ma
>>3110832why would you need two ramonu sparks for open league
>>3110813I thought I was the only one that was unexpectedly depressed when I was there.
>>3110836For the best.
>>3110765I think Marinara has the sauce...
>NEXT RACETOKYO 2000 TURF 2YO MAIDENPICK YOUR UMA!
>>3110825Scamcha 1: Autumn ShichiScamcha 2: Bamboo Memory
>>3110833nope, but there's 100 free umas pulls rn + a good newfag banner on the 27th, doesn't get better than that
>>3110840Buying some secondhand botted account from a chink is in fact, not a catch-up mechanic retardbro
If you don't post a wuv you in your club chat RIGHT NOW luvcen will job
HEY WUVECEN!5 BONGS, 26 BINGS AND 12 BANGS UNTIL YOU DIE!
>>3110800O K Gran!
>>3110851Its 120k carats in your pocket what else do you want fag
>>3110832just slime both of the soulless metafag trainees if you're giving up on CMs
>>3110800HOLY ECORO WALD END CLOSER FINAL SURGE CINEMA IN THE MUD
>>3110832Laurel and Yuni are good lates for their respective distances so yeah
The Festa/FineMo wit combo might not be the play...
>>3110848winning ray
>>3110843I'm considering lowering it down to 200
>>3110855it's not a catch-up mechanic retard he was asking if there was an in-game mechanic, and there isnt.
>>3110833The closest is the powercreep that means eventually we'll all be running the same deck, but otherwise no beyond rerolling on a meta banner until you MLB it in your starter gibs.
I SPENT 20 BUCKS ON THIS WHO WILL IT BE?28/47 CHANCE IT'S SOMEONE NEW
You guys are mean tonight
>>3110861This combo has been working out pretty well for me, granted you need some good luck since festa doesn't have specialty priority, I think?
>>3110869Summer Golshi>>3110871I'm a Mean Rean Machine
My thing with Laurel is that wellshe's the best late looper in the game
>>3110869IT'S ACTUALLY SO FUCKING OVER THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE GOTTEN THIS DUMBASS DOMBOT KRAUT I'M KILLING MYSELF
I wonder if my club misses me, I still haven't logged in
>>3110825HOLY SCAMMED
>>3110884LMAO
>>3110879>>3110884I can't believe the scamacha scammed these poor anons..
>>3110884HARRO HARRO
>this drives trainers mad with lust
>>3110889I'm a complete coomer and I have never felt a single lustful thought about Stego
>NEXT RACE KYOTO 1400 DIRT 2YO MAIDENPICK YOUR UMA!
>>3110884Hayahide saved your account though.
>>3110882Bro give it a rest
>>3110813Umafags are the tendies of gachaI might also be an umafag, but I'm morally superior and don't partake in such activities
>>3110879You are going to Germany.>>3110848Earth Grazing!
>>3110882All of the people flatlining in my club I personally hate
>>3110896?
And let this be a reminder to the threadthis is why you don't roll on scamcha banners
>>3110894Lance of Knight.Now there's a Durandal spawn if I've ever heard one.(They're probably not.)
>>3110884Congratulations
>>3110904I got 2 new umas on my scamcha 2. Felt pretty nice. Not doing Scamcha 1 since I have almost every uma in there.
>>3110889no it doesn't
>>3110848AND SCIA LUNARE HOLDS AGAINST WINNING RAY!>contrailspawn>fuji kiseki great-grandspawn
What's your opinion on Nendoroids?
>>3110884ines isn't a bad pull and biwa has an ok inherit andhaha...pfffbbbbt oguri HAHAHAHA SCAMMED IDIOT
>>3110893I saw some of "the good shit" with stego, but i shant post it here
>>3110911I love them
>>3110900For real it's half TP yet half the club hasn't even done a single auto since flatlining has ended
doing my 10-pulls nowWHAT DOES THIS MEAN?>>3110912i already have ines tho...biwa i don't particularly care for since i already had her xmas versionAND THIS IS MY THIRD OGURI AAAAAAA
>>3110911I got one, and i will get another one when it comes out of pre-orders.>picrel is the one i have
I haven't flatlined. Love me, Danchou
>>3110911ugly
>>3110910>fuji kiseki great-grandspawnMy great-grandson... They grow up so fast :')
If you don't find Stego sexy you might be gay
>>3110921Now you can join the next Fuku race and not be a peasant!
>>3110926One of the ugliest umas in the game
slut
>>3110904I wanna roll the tip of my dick on golshi's pits howeveit
>>3110921AIEEEEEE NOT THE SLEEVES
>>3110781UPDATE: KYOTO LIGHT RAIN -> CLOUDY
>>3110932Has ANY flatliner gotten cucked out of Kita or Dia in 100 pulls?
>>3110935Ask again in five days
>3110935vro is tryna cope hard
>>3110935We only have 50 pulls so far retard-sama
>NEXT RACENIIGATA 2000 TURF INNER 2YO MAIDENPICK YOUR UMA!
Spe is getting married bros!
>>3110937Nigga I was just asking???
>>3110940crown socrates
>>3110943RIP Spefags
>>3110943Spe...lay off the burgers
>>3110943Spefat...
>>3110940Moon passe
>>3110946>Spefags>Freshprince.webm
>>3110943imagine if she said agemasen haha
>>3110943Honestly, good for them.
Did anyone else get hacked by the Capcom ID leak?
>>3110955I don't play any Crapcom games outside of old single player games so no
>>3110955yeah apparently I did but my password wasnt nabbed
>>3110894TAGANO GALE STEALS IT IN A DEAD HEAT!
>>3110932NO STOP SHOWING UP I DON'T WANT YOU
>>3110959
>>3110959Look at the size of those tits and say that again
>>3110943I wish I had a gfI wish she liked umaI wished she liked speI wish she cosplayed at speI wished she married to me in spe cosplay
>NEXT RACETOKYO 1600 TURF 2YO MAIDENPICK YOUR UMA!
>>3110962Oh my fucking lord, Christ almighty
>>3110903Nobody cares about you, Snow
>>3110965POST TRUTH
>>3110963but i want the kitapits tho...
>>3110954That guy in the back is literally thinking>tfw no gfI recognize it because I feel it too
>>3110971>>3110954there are two people watching. both people are me.
>>3110977And then there's me
>>3110959Marked, I'm afraid
>>3110940EASY NIGE WIN FROM SUNRISE EIGHT!>logotypespawn
>>3110982NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3110984Impressive
>>3110984>frontrunner winning from the gate of death and despairi kneel...
I WILL NOT MISS THE KIKKA SHOI WILL WAKE UPI WILL WATCH ALONG WITH BURGERBROSI WILL WAKE UP
>>3110954lmao cringe
>>3110962fuck marry kill myself
>>3110958
Today Lovcen becomes known as Fraudcen
>>3110993>Gosling over a fat girl in cospaly
>NEXT RACEKYOTO 1600 TURF 2YO MAIDENPICK YOUR UMA!
>try to mutate a pace>have fan requirement so run a medium g3 with 300 spd, 200 stam and 250 pwr>3rd place>300 fans short>gamble on hopeless with even better stats>6thReally neigha?
>>3111003umas yearn to be glued
>>3110965HOLY OONIGE
>>3110954I want to get married too and have kids why is this so hard. Even people ITT did it
>>3110965>>3110968AND POST TRUTH TAKES OVER AFTER THE OONIGE DIES!>rulership spawn>deep impact grandspawn
>>3111001Radiant Sun
>>3110959>>3110982>>3110986
>>3111010I'm sure if you cry about it a wife will come knocking on your doorneighas if you want a wife log the fuck off 4chan and go somewhere that actually has women
who's the ghislaine to the epsatano island
>>3111022Kitasan, duh.
>>3111010She will watch a tiktok about "doing better" and how she's "worth more than a man" and divorce in 3 years. There's nothing to be envious of
>>3111020>somewhere that actually has womenI do that, I'm not an incel, I just can't get relationships, I always get friendzoned
>>3111022Crown obviously
>>3111022>>3111024Satono Crown
>>3111026>I'm not an incel>Incel - Involuntarily celibateAnon...
>NEXT RACENIIGATA 1200 DIRT 3YO+ ALW (1 WIN)PICK YOUR UMA!
>>3111031I've had sex nigga
>>3111031I think he means he can get sex sometimes but not a long term relationship with the purpose of eventually marrying. That's how I interpreted it.
>>3111034You got it
Filtergods, how do I mass filter Keibaposts
>>3111033>>3111036So how do you get to the point of having sex?If you're just paying for escorts/prostitutes that's not really gonna help you bag a woman
>watch the first 4 story chapters>want to pull on tarumaewhy does this always happen?
Another day of login in and still not having Jordan
>>3111038You don't
>>3111038he always says next race and quotes it when replying so just filter that soulless-kun
>>3111041This is why I dont watch the side stories until AFTER i've pulled them.It's all propaganda to get you to roll against your will. Don't do it if you're low impulse
>>3111044thank you based filtergod
>>3111040They aren't escorts, I don't know why it's so hard to fathom
>>3111042Another day of login and having to tard-wrangle Jordan
>>3111049So then how are you getting girls to fuck you?
>>3111017giwtwm
>>3111001AND CORSARO STEALS IT FROM THE OUTSIDE!>daiwa major grand spawn>rulership grand spawn>>3111038i always do the >next race and also pick your uma for consistency in case anyone wants to filter
Saw someone I knew from halfway across the country show up at Santa Anita and it devastated me. I hate this feeling so much can I drown it out with alcohol, alcoholic bros? I know I shouldn't care.
>>3111042You'll get her eventually
>>3111054Some of 'em we just have enough trust to try, clubbing with people is extremely shallow
>>3111058How does that even happen
>>3110999Not the girl per se, more like what they have
>>3111045i have enough self control to stop myself thankfully, i did a cheeky 50er on machan and didn't get her so i gave up, i am still looking for her
>>3111042Does this make you feel any better?
>>3111022>>3111024>>3111028>>3111029
That's four more fanruns for you danchou!
>>3111058did you say hello?
where rooms
>>3111061>trying to find a wife at the clubThose girls are looking for flings, not husbands lol. Maybe you should fuck em better if you want them to stick around. But they're party girls, they want to keep going out clubbing, not to be stuck with some guy. You're looking for love in the wrong places
>>3111069jordan wouldnt rape me
>>3111072They're waiting for (You) to host them
>>3111073>You're looking for love in the wrong placeswhere then? I missed the uni train already, should've been there
>>3111062I hope you never experience it it sucks ass even if you objectively know you shouldn't care. I want this shit out of my head. Just going to take (healthy dose) of sleeping pills and a good dinner and hope the sleep clears it out.
is this bait or legit
>>3111075She was there for the snorkeling
>>3111078Do you think some fucking nerdy uma musume fat chick is gonna be at the club?No, she's gonna be in some fucking discord somewhere. You can meet cute girls just waging in some shitty fast food place. That's not a bad place to look. But Club girls are just there for easy lays. If you want a nerdy girl, you gotta look in nerdy spaces i.e. conventions, nerdy chat rooms and the like
>NEXT RACETOKYO 3000 3YO+ JUMP MAIDENPICK YOUR UMA!
>>3111080if it's cheap you take it Turbo Sprint I feel like it's bait but at the same time unless you have giga turbo whitespam Sprint parent you'll never really run out of SP
>>3111080It's gambaslopso you take it
>>3111032AND PERSEPHONE WINS IT FROM THE OUTSIDE!
>>3111082You know someone told me the worst part about the Epsatono thing was the hypocrisy, and I disagreed, I thought it was the raping
>>3108036>wake up>rolls transferredThe gamble was worth it
Finally managed to download and fucking log in to stupid nigger mahjong soul. Got i fucking hate nexon, they still didnt respond to my cs ticket about being unable to log in to my azur lane account. Theres like 80$ worth of shit there, fuck Am i bricked beyond repair? https://files.catbox.moe/wdmvps.jpg
>>3111080It's prebuff OYL/N&N where it can proc anywhere, but Sprint is so short that you'll likely get value out of it, and sprint is inherently a gamble race so you just accept that the ones where it fired late you weren't meant to win.
>>3111099>60% lose rateGigabricked
>>3111101Aiee, im being raped by silver rooms
>>3111099No Yakuman?
>>3110967I'm not your schizo bf bro
will they ever add QoL where auto spin starts at on?
>>3111107It is really stupid how you have to flick it to on every single time there's a new event.Will it ever get fixed? maybe some JP neigha knows but Im guessing "no"
>NEXT RACEKYOTO 1400 DIRT 2YO MAKE DEBUTPICK YOUR UMA!
>>3111111CheckedSmart Salon
>>3111111CYBORG
>>3111105Two, actually, 13 wait 13 orphans and 4 hidden triplets.
>>3111111Temu Le Vent lmao
>>3110967>clubmate catching strays outta nowhereDamn...
>>3111088DESPITE CAPTAINCY LEADING FOR THE ENTIRE RACE, HE GASSES OUT AT THE END ALLOWING HARBOUR LIGHT TO WIN!
>>3111124sexo
Can I login now?
>>3111134yes
>>3111134yep, a bunch of neighas including me have done it, i got TWO (2) dias and 0 kitas
>>3111134Yeppers
>>3111127please dont reply to schizos
sex with dia and sweep while kita watches
rulership song on /v/ the musical right now
>>3111138>otembamusume>Otemba (お転婆 / おてんば) is a Japanese word that means "tomboy"
>>3111138persephone going for two in a row
I flatlined and got nothing......
>>3111111AND PASSION CAESAR OUTDUELS MEISHO AMBRE!>deep impact grandspawn>king halo grandspawnTIME FOR JP LUNCH BREAK
>>3111146>tomboygirlHuh?!
>>3111148we're only halfway there and surely you have the rest in carats ready to sparkright?
>>3111148You got 50 more rolls thankfully flatbro
>ACTUAL NEXT RACENIIGATA 1400 MAKE DEBUTPICK YOUR UMA!
Thoughts? Prayers even? >overstammedA run that was going really well died to tenno sho spring so I'm paranoid.
>>3111154Circle
>>3111155It is usable
>>3111154parody
>>3111155Power and Wit are way too low
>>3111155Prayers will be neededYour power is too low, you wont be fully charged, and you could use some more skills as well. I understand needing stamina for Taishin's career but looks like a low roll otherwise. No sprint or turf S either, but maybe she'll do alright come CM day.
>>3111148I got jiggly boobs in 60 rollsIt's always in the next cheeky tenner
>>3111162>cheeky tennerfree rolls aren't cheekythey're free-ky tenners
>>3111162but what if it's not in the next one or the one after that or the one after that or the one after that or the one after that? took me 190 to get OG kita
>>3111165It means you spent 15K to spark instead of 21K
>>3111164Rudolf... I laughed, damn it
>>3111172
SEX WITH BOTH OF THEM
>>3111174sex with rudolf in the tree suit
>SEX WITH BOTH OF THEM
>>3111179Stop posting this picture of me.
>>3111179They're too old for him though
The sad thing is if a new player decides to play the game, the literal deck is stacked against them. Like so many of the MANT era cards are shit because they rely on mechanics that don't happen outside of MANT like NTRs or Seeking The Pearls. You'd have to play in total ignorance to want to start playing it now and get total shit cards.
Never forget what they took from you
So, was flatlining worth it?
>>3111184That's why they add shit like deck rentals. Also just open your wallet piggy.
>>3111187how did they go from loli to full grown in one season?
>>3111188yes, since i haven't gotten kitasan yet
>>3111188I got sleeved. Yes.
>>3111188Yeppersit was worth it just to make chronokeks seethe
>>3111178Sex. Cant wait for her
>>3111188Neigha I am depressed I deleted my account but at the same time I think back to what happened and that was me not blowing $210 trying to get more Tachys and Light Hellos. It frees you yet keeps you prisoner.>>3111188
while we wait for the kikuka sho, time to do the re-enactment of the graded race from yesterday>tokyo 1600 fall, rainy soft92526888925268889252688818 slots
This vs turbo sprint
>NEXT RACETOKYO 1800 TURF MAKE DEBUTPICK YOUR UMA!
>>3111188
>>3111209Plan X sucks(and not me)
>>3110833a new player right now could hoard for ramonu and then hoard for el and be mostly caught up at that point. It would take excellent building with SRs and such to win a finals in like CM22 or something...not every newfag needs to be on that kind of timeline.
>>3111209Turbo Sprint, Plan X is garbage
>>3111212This better not be a man
>>3111154WILD SHACHO HOLDS HIS LEAD FROM THE START!>damline isyou asked - yes it's true - is it true
Scarletchads are the most powerful race in the world
>>3111222Another fronter win? impressive
Honestly even if she wins I shouldn't listen to it.I didn't earn it. She's reheated from the L'Arc CM and I dodged the group A finals.
BREEDER'S CUP!
>>3111154Perserve!
>>3110104HOLY FUCK I AM SO WASHED(not asking for hints)
Welp, it's time to finally pay the price after eating 5,000 calories of pizza in one sitting last nightWish me luck bros...
>>3111235what the hell is this, minesweeper?
>>3111226They are bullying the seiyuu online for being overweight, despite looking like a lovely person who did nothing wrong, 2 nukes weren't enough. Kill these niggers
>NEXT RACEKYOTO 1800 OUTER TURF MAKE DEBUTPICK YOUR UMA!>3 BONGS 30 BINGS UNTIL THE KIKUKA SHO
>>3111211Geh, can't tell which race is next.She Bop.
>>3111236>not taking fiber supplements
>>3111230>L’arc CM was considered an honor to win and if you didn’t you were bricked>oh yeah here’s another L’arc CMI didn’t care a ton already since they got rid of the zodiac stuff but I’m glad I can care even less.
>>3111230WHATEVER FUCK THAT I'M LISTENING TO MS VICTORIA
>>3111241Golden Promises made, Golden Promises kept.
>>3111222well he's an american-bred honse after all, his pedigree is all foreign (I wouldn't say all american because his sire's sire is from argentina)
>>3111230That's so nice of you running your bull's son.
>>3111237akaribasically place the lights in certain cells that light up all tiles horizontally and vertically until it hits a wall>no two lights can see each other>each square with a clue tells you how many lights are next to that square
>>3111238Who's they
>>3111240Yeppers
>>3111238What? QRD with a silver spoon?
>>3111250Argentina is just South American USA #3.(A surprising number of South American states are based on pre-CW America...)
>>3111211NOVA LUX END CLOSER SWEEP!>efforiaspawn
No one tell anons about the central states of America.
>>3111253>>3111258Japs are criticizing her appearance with some even having the nerve to say she shouldn't show up to a live if she looks like that. What a fucking horrible culture
>>3111258She's just kind of on the pudgy side. That's it.
>>3111263Maybe if more people fatshamed in western culture 60% of them wouldn't be obese?
Man Ms. Victoria is such a good song.
>>3111263Subhumans are everywhere
>>3111262Well they're North American so... my comment of South America stands.>>3111263I mean she IS overweight, and noticeably so. I wonder how the hell she would've kept up on a live performance... who knows though, maybe she's a sleeper build?
>>3110889The beach is shaped like a horseshoe woooow
>>3111267PANDORA QE2C MS VICTORIA NAISU
>>3111263>>3111264Lol tons of them have round faces and Oguri looks around the same pudge wise and she performs live.It was the first thing I noticed about her though. Sorry. Kek
>>3111266>>3111269She's not a 600lbs landwhale like the ones in America, she's just a pudgy girl that did nothing wrong. There's levels to this shit, I want to strangle those zipperheads with my own hands
>>3111241terre rouge
>>3111266At least in case of the States, it's not the fault of a lot of them. It's quite literally the food being just that unhealthy, combined with a struggle to find the healthy options in stores and a lack of time to keep researching everything.If we got rid of corn subsidies, the weight would shed off of a lot of 'em...
>FATwa
>>3111269Lung capacity is what matters.
>NEXT RACENIIGATA R6 1800 DIRT 3YO+ ALW (1 WIN)PICK YOUR UMA!
>>3111266Nah nothing would change. Our food is processed as fuck. Also America corporations will start calling you an antisemitic for fat shaming.
>>3111276>it's not the fault of a lot of them.For some of them, but for most they just are too lazy to cook. It's not that unhealthy foods are cheaper, because they're not. They just want to eat slop. MOST Americans have access to grocery stores. And if you're going to take in excess calories, the least they could do exercise but they don't do that either. No excuse, I dont want to hear it.
>>3111274I mean yeah, but think about Japan and their weight distribution. It's kind of unusual to see this. Also, their internet is generally culturally 25 years behind ours. Miley fucking Cyrus was accused of being fat at one point.I do agree though, this is absurd.
>>3111280STAKE ALL
It's honestly an addiction like drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, etc. I've dropped 100 pounds going on 3 times now just to put it back on again after falling off the wagon.
1350 carats for 2nd place in open league group A finals is kind of crazy
>>3111280STAKE IT ALL ON ONE GELDING>>3111283 AND LET HIM RIP
>>3111241DANON CANTABILE DENIES THE WIN FROM LEMEME!>contrailspawn
Santa Anita and Trackside were extremely fun. Even got to interact with some JP trainers.I still want them to attempt another live in the US some day, but the community events this past week have done a lot of heavy lifting.
My weightloss journey is going great, I lost over 13 pounds in a few months and I already stopped looking likr a bloated fatty, seeing the number go down is so nice
>>3111303Happy for you anon, keep it up
>>3110921>WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?開 = open運= carryBased Fu/k/u
>>3111297Oops sorry, didn't mean to reply to the fatwa post>>3111286>grocery storesYeah, about that... where the obesity is highest, there aren't any.There's also a suspicious amount of Nigger Moments happening in those areas but details, details.
I just don't understand why people are bodyshaming a voice actor of all things. It's a sedentary lifestyle, what do you think is gonna happen?
>>3111301Grats on your loot HaruDEITY
>>3111307They also have to perform lives though, so it's not THAT sedentary.
You know it's funny noticing the difference between the american Asians and the Asian Asians at Santa Anita today, including the old farts. There were male Asians as tall as trees but just as fat. There were fat Asian girls but at least they smiled and could joke. Not saying going into the extremes of weight shouldn't be discussed, but it sucks that Scarlet got bullied hard from a cultural pov.
>>3110927we have fuku races?
>win debut>not enough fanswhat
>>3111306Anon, we've had this discussion many times.The reason the south is fat is because southern cooking is inherently chocked full of fucking grease and butter and all sorts of other unhealthy stuff.THEY MAKE IT FROM RAW INGREDIENTS.>where the obesity is the highest, there aren't anyThe amount of areas in this country where there aren't any grocery stores is fucking RARE. You have to be in the middle of fucking nowhere, and the populations arent that big in places like that. That does not account for like 99% of the country. Please don't make excuses for them. The south is fat by CHOICE. Southern food is inherently high calorie, the same reason Mexicans are all fucking fat. They like to have big family gatherings where they eat a shit ton of food high in carbohydrates.
I hope she doesn't feel bad about it :( she seems sweet
>>3111315I was referring to northern cities anon.
>>3111188Yeah, I got bride mayano for CM22 in case frontchud getting uppity again on snow ground.
>>3111314just ignore ityou'll get enough fans through the GL concert
>>3111301I won’t lie I mainly just got drunk off my ass yesterday, didn’t really socialize beyond that because I’m a giga autist but it was cool at the track.
Japan has been getting shit on non stop for like 2 weeks. First piracy, some shit with France that I don't know the context behind, and now the JP Uma community for fatshaming Scarlet's seiyuu.
is it just meor is machans career fucking awful
>>3111312fat people fucking suck, I don't care where you're from. I just wish everyone wasn't fucking fat. I look at videos of people just 30 years ago and everyone was so much less fat. Why does everyone need to be fat? I hate it.
Was there a /vm/ meetup?
>>3111318But the highest obesity rates are in the south. Really though the entire country is fat. Most people do have grocery stores.
>NEXT RACETOKYO 1400 TURF MAKE DEBUTPICK YOUR UMA!
>>3111327It's /BEEm/.
>>3111324her junior year fucking sucks, very easy to get bricked there on tokens. If you don't have a great pre-debut you're probably gonna struggle
>>3111307Jap girl entertainers are expected to do several roles at once at a moments notice, similar to old Hollywood when actors originally were expecting to act, sing, dance, and ride a horse.In this case of Cygames they decent job at knowing the VAs (except for newer ones) aren't great at everything and you see it with the simple dance routines, but I guess Scarlet was the straw that broke the camel's back in the JPs eyes.Like Kris' VA is NOT a looker at all but she rolls with it.
>>3111328Yeah I see the information I was working with was flawed now. I'm going to take a bit to reflect on this. Sorry about the trouble.
>>3111332No, it's /BOOBOO/ma!
>>3111338No, it's /GOOGOO/ma!
>>3111280HIGHLIGHTNING CAN'T BE STOPPED!
how long until wuvcen jobs?
>>3111342>gelding
>>3111335Kris S is a very handsome woman if that makes sense. Not unattractive at all but but conventionally pretty per se.
>>3111301That's awesome, anon
>>31113453 gaolangs
Greetings my dear Americans, as a lone sleepy Yuro I gotta know the bongs and bings, the exact time for thd Kikuka Sho stream so I don't miss it, please help a Yuropoor out
>>3111329Be Selfish.
>>3111332It's actually UM
>>3111335>an ex-model >is NOT a looker
>>3111329Crystal Sugar
>>3111301Nice man. Maybe I met you without knowing it. Til next time.
>>31113512 bongs and 57 bings I think. It's 6:40 AM UTC anyways.
>>3111354I mean I want to beer her instead of taking her on a date.
>>3111307Everyone on the internet is part of the landfill of society and is liable to be part of a hate campaign to ruin someone's life. And this is after EVERYONE got on the internet and did their best to tie their real world identity to their online presence.Calling someone fat is a pretty low rung on the list. She's slightly chubby around the face like some girl from your middle/high school class. It's really whatever, but if you have a public lifestyle more eyes are going to be on you and they're going to talk about you, positively and negatively.
>>3111335>Like Kris' VA is NOT a lookerHonestly? Would. Sober.
>>3110018>>3110786>>3110782>>3110852>>3111345you really want wuvcen to job huh
>NEXT RACEKYOTO 1800 DIRT 3YO+ ALW (1 WIN)PICK YOUR UMA!>3 BONGS UNTIL THE KIKUKA SHO
>>3111322I kept encountering people with matching thoroughbred collection Urara plushies, and it always turned into this sort of mutual neuron activation, so that helped. She made for a good icebreaker, in general.It's cool to find people who actually share your interests, and particularly for JP I like to be able to get my speaking/conversational reps in anyways.
>>3111366nyo, but it's the funniest outcome
>>3111364She's got a handsome face but I certainly wouldn't call her an uggo
>>3111353Uma? That'll never catch on...
Does /v/ma find those Asian whores, who wear ten pounds of makeup that makes them look like fucking aliens, attractive?
>you'll never take a fellow toreina to the bar
>>3111333What card setups do you run on machan? (or any other anons herE)I feel like I cap speed too early and my borrow slot feels "wasted" - not to mention the middling power even with sparks
>>3111367Curren PUMP IT UP
>>3111329AND MIST VALE MAKES A SURGE FROM THE OUTSIDE!>epiphaneia grandspawn
>>3111375It's funny when non Asians do that make up technique and it looks terrible because it's obviously for chinky eyes.
>>3111366Maybe.
Talk to me about dirt CM that I can start looping for. I have >Inari festival>Acute>Digital>base Falco>both Oguris>base Taiki>Zephyr >both Gold Cities (would like to run)>both MaruzensParents? General good skills to have?
>>3111367Tamamo Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs? It’s yours my friend, as long as you have enough Tokens.
just got scamtexted kek
>>3111376Wish I could have been there to see the 250-ish trainers crashing a Yard House the other night.
>>3111367I'll go with the fattest: American Runner.
>>3111385Seems legit
>>3111383use inari festival and two debuffers(no irony)
>>3111379also>zenno rob roy great-grandspawn
>>3111367Curren Pimp it Up
>>3111364she looks like she could beat up every single person in this thread including me
>>3111377I can't get higher than 1100 power but I'm also not running a ton of power sparks.
>>3111394>that witI am baffled
>>3111364It's kind of uncanny, the semblance she has to her uma.
wtf she actually says it
I feel like y'all are taking jabs at Grass Wonder.
>>3111364She looks like she could break me in two with her bare hands
>NEXT RACENIIGATA 2000 OUTER TURF 3YO+ ALW (1 WIN)PICK YOUR UMA!
>y'all
>>3111403WIN KINGLY
>>3111403WIN KINGULY
Man, taking that break did wonders for me. Im having a lot of fun with the game right now
>>3111403Trust More Rhythm
>>31114084 days wasn't enough to make me want to play Grand Live. I know the second I do it will piss me off, so I'm just doing auto runs
>>3111395Too low?
>>3111403>Win KinglyWe were kings.
>>3111367TAISEI DORADO BARELY BEATS TAMAMO LAMP!>american pharaoh spawn
>>3111411no no mine is much worse than you and I have better cards so I'm shitting it up
>>3111413love to see some pharoahlings running wild already
>>3111414>better cardsThe only iffy one there is 0lb Turbo but no one uses a guts card for anything other than golds anyway
>>3111404NTA but i dont vibe with "you" acting as both plural and singular. "yall" just fits well into my europoid brain that learned english as my 4th language
>>3111416he's had multiple winners in japan imported from the US, like Danon Pharaoh and Cafe Pharoahalso his sons Four Wheel Drive and Van Gogh are at stud in Japan
>was thinking about how I need to stay up for the Kikuka Sho to see if Luvcen wins or not>realize I don't give a shit about keiba and can just go to bed now
>>3111410>MANT was the death knell of the game>don't like GL>GM is even worse than GLhave you considered that you just don't like uma musume?
>>3111422Where's Two-wheel Drive?
>NEXT RACETOKYO 1400 DIRT 3YO+ ALW (1 WIN)PICK YOUR UMA!
Does her gold work on fronts?
>was thinking about how I need to stay up for the Kikuka Sho to see if Luvcen wins or not>realize I'm brown and the race happens in the afternoon
>>3111421I'm curious what other languages you learned.Anyways, "you" is singular without a qualifier so you're half right about it being weird to use as plural. That's why "you all" exists.
Going for a nap wake me up for kikkasho
>>3111421Ye got left behind by language drift, sadly
>>3111430Eifer Jet.
>>3111403AND WADATSUMI STEALS IT WITH A TRIUMPHANT PULSE FROM THE INSIDE
>>3111421The ONLY people that should be saying yall are fucking american hicks and rednecks, NOBODY else.Unless you say it with a southern accent, it's fucking gay. Just say "you guys" or better yet "you fags"
>>3111440Same with yay/nay to response to positively phrased questions.Language drift has been the single worst thing to happen to English...
I unironically say howdy almost daily
>>3111444Hey that was you at Yardhouse the other night.
>>3111444You lot are condescending...>>3111449I at least get rights to it because my mom grew up in Oklahoma. It's south enough :P
>>3111450It's a common sentimentYall was exclusively a southern/redneck thing until twitfags decided to reappropriate because it was gender neutral lol
Hwell butter my butt and call me a biscuit
>>3111421Same here with, english is my third language and I learned it from english vidya, movies and 4chan of all places. It's hard as fuck to shake off "yall" I don't even know what's an appropriate replacement
Whew
>>3111433Russian also belorussian, but theyre really similar, so it doesnt count, polish, had german in school, but didnt really use it in ages, so im extremely rusty>That's why "you all" exists.I interpreted "yall" as a shortened form of "you all", similar to "you are" > "you're" >>3111440I thought that "you" was used as plural, and "thou" as singular>>3111444Y'all fags ain't kind 'round these parts, ain't ya?
>>3111431Ye, it works on all styles. Though its not my fav skill
Does WUVcen have any cool lineages or ancestors?
>Took a nap after reset >woke up 2 hours earlyFuck, you guys wanna do some rooms then?
>>3111257Thanks!
>>3111463Host them, or if there's a lot of demand for rooms. I can happily host some
>NEXT RACEKYOTO 1800 OUTER TURF 3YO+ ALW (1 WIN)PICK YOUR UMA!
Danchou owes me for keeping the lights on while he was gone
Why is Lovcen pronounced as Wuv Chen anyway
>>3111462
>>3111469>He doesn't wuv chen
>>3111458>Y'all fags ain't kind 'round these parts, ain't ya?Now THAT'S more like it
>>3111469Nips have a weird way of pronouncing L's and R's
My harem
>>3111430MIYA ESCAPED!>grass wonder great-grandspawn
>>3111469Name of a mountain in the balkans.
>>3111467blooming rose
Slow down
Speed up
Is there any reference sheet for the t headed trainer?
>>3111477Not the biggest but they all have excellent assets.
>>3111480more specifically the mountain that Montenegro is named after (Lovcen means Black Mountain)
>>3111477Why do they all look pissed
>>3111458>I interpreted "yall" as a shortened form of "you all", similar to "you are" > "you're"That's precisely it, but the conjugation itself is considered dialectical slang. It's slang now reaching wider adoption, but slang.It's a lot like youse, actually. Youse is a pluralized form of you, taking a different approach to dealing with the qualifier, but it's considered slang regional to the east coast of the US.The difference between the two is that east coasters don't come off as friendly because they're the types to hurl insults constantly while helping you, as opposed to the west coasters who adopted the passive-aggressive southern slang because it was more in line with their highly sympathetic sounding words-although between you and me, they are much less likely to help you change a flat. Do with that what you will.
>>3111485What does that mean? Like, you need to know what size the T should be? Big. then Bigger. And Sluttier too
>>3111467Daichino! Save me from my flat club!
Yall come back now y'hear?
>>3111488blackKANG...
>>3111491No I'm just trying to look at the stereotypical trainer outfit from the back. Its for shitposting purposes
>>3111490Youse guys are a buncha fags but I love ya
>>3111497Most people just use some variation of Spicaman
>>3111490So.. 4chan is a Youse website, and r*ddit is a Yall website?
is kitasan white better than seiun as a parent for the dirt cm?
Yeah, I'm thinking /v/ma WON.
>>3111501Unironically yes
>>3111502no
>>3111502Nope, it &corner!=0&remain_distance>=600So its usually locked to mediums.
>>3111505Tell us something we dont know
>>3111508>>3111509Great! Thanks
move when ready>>3111504>>3111504>>3111504
This website is big enough for the two of us
>>3111501PRE-CISELY.Quite literal too, Moot was a New Yorker.
Its so nice to be back gentlemen, I missed posting with you fags. Is there anything to add to the OP before the lovcen thread?
>NEXT RACEhttps://files.catbox.moe/q3cugz.jpg00NIIGATA 2500 DIRT 3YO+ ALW (1 WIN)PICK YOUR UMA!
