>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. ROUND 2 NOW!!!!!>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190Previous Thread: >>3157638
WEI
I don't care about dumb gyaru zoomers
>>3159697If I win finals today I'll do a cheeky tenner on her
>>3159695Are these skills good?
Pandora LOVE
>>3159706Isn't she gone when the Finals happen
I like the zuma's songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKeNTokpbaw
>socks with sandals
>>3159712not if you use hachimi
OH YEAH ZUMA TIME
>>3159707yea, carryover gambling basically
>>3159707Very good for a pace chaser
>>3159707Yes, unique and both golds are mid race velocity which means she has an easy time competing for angling. She probably wont be used very often as a pace until pace gets more reliable accel options, because with those skills you genuinely might push up too far to trigger stuff like budding blossom which needs you to be 3rd or 4th.
>>3159717Zuma?!
Nice Nature November Nemorial Nakayama Nace coming soon to (you)r thread on 30th of november!Arima Kinen, firm conditions, winter weather, Nice Nature ONLYWinner is the Nature who comes third
>>3159717
BIG day today anons it is finals day and therefore stakes day!They will begin exactly 30 minutes after finals so you better show up in time, we're back to an 18 runner track as usual Good luck on your finals everyone!
>>3159731I'M GONNA ZOOOOOOOM
>>3159717>>3159698I don't wanna fuck this zoomer no matter how hot she is, the moment she starts speaking in her zoomspeak my dick goes limp
>>3159738there's fanart about that
>>3159740I know and it's accurate
>>3159732Cute banner.
Just sketched superseed-chan knocking mayano off a building
>>3159750certified first-rate kino
>>3159732Kino as always
>>3159738The thing is you just need to block off or ignore the translation. Gyaru speak does not equal to zoomer speak but it's hard to find a direct translation, and zoomer speak was fitting
>>3159750KINO
>>3159750LMAOOOOOOAMAZING
>>3159750HASHITTE MOTTO KIRAMEITE
Why were they playing Mayano's song all the time? It was funny but I didn't get why
>>3159757IIRC Helios is a Paripi, so it's not even gyaru-speak but another tier of gibberish past that, right?
>>3159774Yeppers even harder than gyaru speak iirc
>>3159750It was funny how good she was at playing. Like I know most of the others don't play vidya at all (and I think some of qualifier matches were rigged) but she was she was in another place of existence kicking others asses.
putting my superseed inside superseed
>/v/ma sings - Ms. VICTORIA>ResourcesStarter pack with song, instrumental, lyrics can be found therehttps://files.catbox.moe/69ibz8.zip>SubmissionSend your vocal tracks by mail to anon524287@gmail.comor upload it somewhere like catbox and post it here if you are brave enoughAdvice and more detailed guidelines in the starter packI should write a confirmation that I received your submission soon after>BonusPlease tell me your oshi and /v/ club if you're in oneMaybe I'll do something with it on the video, or group you with your clubmates (maybe, no promise)>DeadlineNo deadline, let's take our time>Why not XYZ instead?Ms. VICTORIA was voted months ago by other anons. Umapyoi Densetsu was close. Maybe next time?We're doing Full version so anons can hear themselves more (it's important to me as a mixer), but you can sing and send Game ver. if you prefer. You won't be penalized or judged because of that.
Supersneed
>>3159783How many submissions you got so far? I still haven't been able to record
>>3159770There was an earlier gang beast fan vid, including animation, that would play the song every time Mayano fell because>It's very funny in context of the song>She was so terrible that she kept falling to her death so they made it more light hearted that she was doing it on purpose to go flying.
>>3159788KEK
>>3159783Oh shit I'm actually home alone for a week I'll do it
It's going to take everything I have not to pull the zuma gremlin today and wait for the gyaruma banner. Pray for me and my carats.
>>3159762https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PkF-MyoE9Qthe anthem of umamusume gang beasts
>>3159793ONE CHEEKY TENNER
I like the zuma but not enough to snack this close to ramonu
My sideshttps://youtu.be/tgyVB4h71aQ?si=YwANX3Qvy09KQpbu
>>3159793If I win CM I'll give her a cheeky tennerIf I get her in the cheeky tenner I draw porn of her
can someone post the list of3/3, 2/3, 1/3 on the collage again?
Give me that zoomer pussy
You ojisans are sounding like predators right now
>>3159813say please first
Reminder that /v/mers still has spots open! For the love of whatever golden god you pray to please remember to add some sort of reference to /v/ma in your trainer profile so I know you're from here.
I don't want to do anymore Oguri autoruns for the greens...
i can't wait for the career dump of helio's career, i want to see how much the localization will butcher it
>>3159770In the early gang beasts videos, there were a couple times where Mayano accidentally walked/jumped off a ledge and diedWhen this happened, the editors would put in a dramatic slow-mo shot of her falling while her theme song playedIt caught on, so they started doing it whenever other umas inexplicably fell off the stage on their own too
>>3159820GIVE ME THE ZOOMUSSY I'MMA MAKE HER 67 ON MY BALLS
>>3159827why is her nose so huge
>>3159832She joined Oy Neigh
BITCH YOU FAILED A 2%
>>3159820>now
>Another marriageFUCK FUCK FUCK, I HATE THIS!
>>3159791I don’t got this. You can’t possibly comprehend the absurd amount of races my Kingu lost because of the dumb nigger rush mechanic. It’s going to happen again, I’ve already lost.
>>3159805Superseed-san is too strong...
>>3159842>I can't compete with Triple T's massive SahurIt's Dober....
>>3159842I OPPOSE TO THIS TUNG TUNG TUNG WEDDING
>>3159842someone post the tung tung tung Shakur pic
>>3159856I'm sorry. it's too late
had to delete to verify with my databaseHELIOS LOBBY CONVOS>convo 5: Mejiro Palmer>convo 6: Ikuno Dictussince helios already has cards, everyone should be able to reroll the lobby to get the convos when banner reset happens
Ready to lose again!
>>3159864TRIPITOPI BURBALONI LULILOLI TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUUUUUUR TA TA TA SAHUUUUUR
>american midterms happen>cygames immediately adds umas with blue hair both as the new trainee and the support cardMuch to think about
>>3159783I don't even know what Ms Victoria sounds like because I haven't won a CM since MANT. I refuse to just look it up on Youtube either. I want to earn it myself.
>>3159871Predictive programming
>>3159820diddyblud game I'm afraid
>>3159821please first
Time to remember one of the best posts on this boardhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2489740/#q2491076
the only CMs I have ever won are longs
Why don't the /v/ma members that want A+ move to oy neigh? It's obvious 90% of the club doesn't care about A+.
>>3159861I was certain I had the Shakur one, but apparently not. Also I have no clue why I saved this or what it means, but you can have it.
>>3159880loyalty, you wouldn't get it
>>3159883You sound like a battered housewife that stays with her abusive husband that cheats on her
>>3159878>no kircabulary used
>>3159878>Club dramaStopped readingDon't care
i forgot, what's up with this event again
>>3159891had to do a double take just to check that wasn't a turkish flag.
>>3159885More like well-fed husband who gets all his 5 meals in a cozy home
>>3159880>perfect diagonal linecurious to say the least
>>3159896How are you well fed when you're starving for fans
>>3159880oy neigh danchou doesn't want to kick our bottom earners
>>3159901Their top earner's single handedly feeding all of them.
Man it really sucks to lose again
Last min steaks shitpost.YOU ARE RUNNING THE GOAT RIGHT?
>>3159910Ive been carried by this fat fuck im 5 CMs lel
>>3159910CAPASINPEAK
>>3159910I love Curis so much.
>>3159880>they took in the Falco anon/v/mabros really are chill.
>>3159891I think that's the one where you spend RP pots and race against 4 umas to unlock the races against the boss uma and it gives you star pieces and shoes.
>>3159813I'm so happy for our drawgod finally getting Helios
>>3159908They're going for A+ he's not feeding them enough
better not try to frame europeans for being the ones replying to bait again after this
>>3159910I have fat fraud fatigue
>>3159880They actually really took the Falco anon. Okay I fucking kneel.
>>3159910NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3159878Kino
>>3159861I gotchu
>>3159785Nobody yet, unless I missed one.It's fine, I kinda expected that to take a long time.
>that warm fuzzy feeling knowing the schizo will seethe about my club for the rest of his lowly existence
>>3159935I'll advertise on /uma/ to help you out bwo
>>3159935I am sure one sent theirs. In a form of a reply to your post though. It was using a McQueen image iirc
>>3159910That's my GOAT
>>3159811
>>3159935>Nobody yet, unless I missed one.I saw a vocaroo from someone but I think it wasn't a full submission yet
>>3159942I AM FILLED WITH CUTE AGGRESSIONGRRRROOOOB ROOOOOY
>>3159942Wtf, I copy pasted. Oguri ate my post?Umas that won all 3 CMs>Admire Vega>Daiwa Scarlet>Fine Motion>Hishi Amazon>King Halo>Manhattan Cafe>Mayano Top Gun>Meisho Doto>Mejiro Dober>Narita Brian>Narita Taishin>Oguri Cap>Rice Shower>Satono Diamond>Seiun Sky>Sweep Tosho>Tamamo Cross>Tokai TeioUmas that won 2/3 CMs>Agnes Digital>Air Shakur>Aston Machan>Biwa Hayahide>Curren Chan>Fuji Kiseki>Grass Wonder>Kawakami Princess>Maruzensky>Matikanefukukitaru>Mejiro Bright>Mejiro McQueen>Mejiro Palmer>Mihono Bourbon>Nice Nature>Sakura Chiyono O>Silence Suzuka>Smart Falcon>Special Week>Symboli Rudolf>TM Opera O>Tosen Jordan>Vodka>Yukino BijinUmas that won only one CM>Agnes Tachyon>Air Groove>Copano Rickey>Eishin Flash>El Condor Pasa>Gold City>Gold Ship>Hishi Akebono>Inari One>Ines Fujin>Kitasan Black>Matikanetannhauser>Mejiro Ardan>Mejiro Ryan>Nakayama Festa>Nishino Flower>Seeking the Pearl>Super Creek>Taiki Shuttle>Yamanin Zephyr>Zenno Rob RoyUmas that have not won a CM>Bamboo Memory>Haru Urara>Sakura Bakushin O>Winning Ticket>Wonder Acute>Yaeno Muteki>Hokko Tarumae
>>3159944Robbing Rob Roy of her innocence!
>>3159944I say this
>>3159947>tfw I see my oshi under 3 CM wins>I have not won with her despite using her all 3 timesI have failed you...
>>3159910Yes. I always run the MONSTER of KASAMATSU.
>>3159947Rob Roy should be 3/3 or 1/1 because that's her only CM since release.
>>3159947ALL three CMs??What’s even the point of keeping tabs on this when group B and even open league is included?
>>3159891You challenge different umas to earn carnival points to buy stuff from the shop like shards and star piecesIt originally had a gimmick where you did a race, got a spark, then had to use that uma as a parent to unlock a skill which multiplied the carnival points you earned, race, loop, repeatThankfully that dropped that shit so now you can skip the skill entirely because it only gives bonus stats
>>3159947Predictons are king halo, narita taishin and sweep tosho to all 4, machan, curren, fuji to 3, groove, el, akebono, ardan, nishino, taiki, zephyr and pearl to 2 and urara and bakushin to 1. Yaeno Muteki remains cucked.
I heard that you guys do coaching on runs if one were to post footage of theirs here, is this true? Can't seem to get enough stats for the dirt CM
>>3159963They do, but it's true
>>3159948She jills to smut dude what innocence?
>>3159957I mean its for fun, and if you want you can prove that you have a plat on your edit, all 3 dia wins are plats cuz they have their plat in their submission, same w dober.
>>3159963Dirt is just a mile so it shouldn't be the hardest one to get stats in. Post it and if I see a choice too abhorrent I'll point it out.
>>3159965Awesome, might take y'all up on that one of these days
>>3159963Sure, post it, what's the worst that can happen
>>3159967Some guy was questioning me about my mile bright plat and it was really annoying me. Some people can't comprehend oshigaming
>>3159947I'm gonna take a screenshot on youtube of one of the umas in never won this CM and pretend it was my win and ruin your list uweeheeehehehehehehehehehe
>>3159967What’s the importance of the last three CMs? Why are they being referred to as “ALL THREE CMs” when there were nearly 20 CMs before that?
>>3159973Okay?
>>3159974Is amogus too old of a meme. I feel that was the last one I was truly vibing with
>>3159974Cute Pama
>>3159975I think Ms. Victoria happened three CM's ago.
>>3159975That's when we started doing Ms.Victoria collagesNo one was keeping count beforeYou could go archive digging and get the stats but ehhh too much autism for me
>>3159969>y’all/v/ma is youse country
>>3159975All your CM wins prior to when Ms. Victoria was added are null and void now
We are at 12/18 slots for the Dorm Stakes, remember to show your support for one!!! There are 3 HOURS LEFT5839192058391920583919205839192058391920
>>3159983
>>3159980Four actually
>>3159980>>3159985Ms. Victoria got added with the New Unity sprint which was more than 3 CMs ago.
>>3159974>Torena instead of Torepiinglorious_basterds_three_fingers.jpg
>>3159975We started doing them 3 CMs ago. Simple as that, the CM after the 1st ms victoria cuz it was bugged as hell.
>>3159985Damn…that’s gay
>>3159989Yes but no one was doing a collage or keeping count back then.You could do it. Just go archive digging.
>>3159978amogus is umakino now
>>3159992The fact that my oshi keeps getting in but I haven't seen her sing yet makes me feel a pain in my chest
>>3159989These retards barely play the game
>>3159975That's when my jobber arc started and it's all a big conspiracy to demoralize me specifically.
>>3159994The wording is just weird>this uma won ALL three CMs!>okay but what about the dozen plus before that?>errrrrm that doesnt count cuz WE didnt record them then!
>>3159997If it makes you feel any better, same. I have 2 wins but both of them stole her win (she was 2nd)
>>3159997Same. I hate seeing others win using my oshi, especially if they post some bullshit like LMAO HOW DID SHE WIN I DIDNT EVEN TRYYYYYYYYYYY HAHAHAHA. Fuck you, stay away from her if you don't even love her. I've grown to really dislike this bullshit game with its RNG holding me back even when I spend days using all 5 borrows, making sure my oshi is as good as she can be only to lose to late start or getting blocked and then some faggot here doesn't even tries and gets the plat i deserve. I really do hate some of you people here and wish nothing but the worst for you.
>>3160000Trips of truth. I haven't won a CM since MANT either and I blame this on Ms. Victoria.. whoever she is.
>>3159989The first unity CM was bugged, and dirt was so atrocious nobody cared. It only started happening after someone noticed the uma winner diversity of the mile CM
>>3160006Crab-san...
>>3159997Just enter group B so you can be on the collage
>>3160006Sounds like it's because your oshi's strong or a metapick.
>>3160006EVOLVED SKILLS SOON FELLOW STALKER
>>3159978people feel nostalgia for among us now, it's ancient history.
>>3160006Mine's 3/3 and without me winning a single one of them, but I'm happy about it because she isn't even an uma that dominates the CMs.
Ms. Victoria sounds like a gay drag queen name anyways
>>3160016I still never played Among Us
>>3160019Vicky...
>>3160016among us is gay and retardedbut amogus is zoomerkino
Fineapple
>>3160017It is always surprising seeing teiobros and other wack ass umas in rooms. Some guy a few cms ago was running front teio and was doing super well
>>3160023BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3160023kek
>>3160023Pine Motion
SoWhat's the best runner type for rickey next CM? I saw a lot of folks say front at first but now im seeing arguments
>>3160006I coompletely agree with you
>>3160024On the last dirtslop I lost a round 2 race against a S.McQueenI couldn't even get mad
>>3160001How would you word it better? We can't exactly go back and record the lost records of a pre-victoria world.
>>3160017Neither is mine and I haven't won with her yet either. I've come close each time (cept CM19 where I got 3rd place B lmao) but lost because I late started with her 4 times in a row from sheer bad luck. I'm not running her this CM or on dirt so maybe a break will reset my luck streak.
>>3159880>80m with only 4 daysbotting?
>>3160029Front for sure
>>3160034everyone bots
>>3159947The single gold city win is mine and it makes me so happy cuz I run her every cm
>>3160024Yeppers it's umazing. I fought against that front Teio same other more Teios on roomas here, and I'm so proud of my Teiobros>>3160033Both of my CM wins were because my end took over and got the win before my Teio crossed the goal. This time fr fr but an Ulala win would be nice too. Will try to mutate her next CM again like with 1st Aquarius
>>3160023
>>3160029In theory, Rickey can lose to a really good front runner, so some people are running her pace or even late because you don't have to bother with all the front autism. I still think front Rickey is optimal but I guess it's understandable if you really can't build fronts
>>3160024Thankfully pace will be saved by the time we get the next Arima so I don't have to do schizo builds anymore.
>>3160024Winning the first Ms. Victoria with my sprint F favorite uma will forever be my peak as a trainer.
>>3160024Love is one hell of a drug, the dude who shat out an UF2 Zephyr 24 hours before the finals to win plat comes to mind or all the ulala lovers.
>>3160032>The last three>Three in a row>Post-victoria eraReally there’s a lot of ways you could phrase it. “All three” doesnt even make sense when that doesnt even encompass all of the Ms. Victoria CMs. I dont really know what the point of the collage is, but I’m just gonna avoid posting my results because I dont really want to be associated with some pissing contest where seemingly anything goes. Why would a plat winners Ms. Victoria hold the same weight as someone else’s? It’s just silly and not worth aggressively monitoring
>>3160034/v/ma had the lowest top earners compared to the other clubs so I’d be careful throwing botcusations around
>>3160029Probably still Front. I was one of the people that chewed glass to build her as a Late last Dirt but this time Late Surgers don't have enough of a pull compared to Paces if you are not going Front, in my opinion.
>>3160032NTA but it would be less misleading to say umas that have won a Ms. Victoria (even that's not quite since we're arbitrarily missing the first actual Ms. Victoria CM, but certainly it at least makes more sense in a vacuum).Or umas that have won collage CMs.
>>3159918THIS POST WAS FACT-CHECKED BY TRUE LIMBUS PATRIOTS
>>3160047>I dont really know what the point of the collage is, but I’m just gonna avoid posting my results because I dont really want to be associated with some pissing contest where seemingly anything goes.I think you're looking into it way too deeply breh, its literally just an oshi and mutation highlight
>>3159918
>>3160032I wouldn't change anything, everyone gets what you mean except these 2 severe autismos
>>3160047It's just something done for fun and without much strictness to it. Just post your fuarking hero winning. That is all. And no one wants any association to it, so everyone censors their name too. Keep it anonymous and all. But do whatever you want. Just no need to rain on other people's parade you know. It's just a celebration lap.
>>3160047You are a fucking autistic no-fun retard, glad we won't have you post
>>3159918Heathcliff is a real G
>>3160067>Autism game>Autistic postersSay it ain't so
>>3160067NTA but I think you're overracting. It's an opinion
>>3160067Why are you always like this? Always attacking our own people for the most little thing.
>>3160074Hall tendencies
>>3160073>>3160074His autism over a for fun collage with not much more thought into it triggered me
>>3160073I wouldn't have said it to not agitate the thread needlessly, but he's spitting facts.If he doesn't likes the collage for being "a pissing contest where seemingly anything goes" then just stfu about it, don't post, and let other people have fun. No need to be a stuck up faggot about it. People like that can't function in society, since they won't ever get along with other people while acting like that.
>>3160074People wonder why our >fun rooms struggle to fill, why people dont ask for help and why threads seem to be a lot more barren of life and OC. The answer is cuz you faggots are fucking miserable and not fun to post with sometimes. Any slightest perceived threat is treated with a public lynching and any discussion that dares to go against the local backseat jannies morals turns into a thread long meltdown. Gatekeeping was and Is a necessary thing. Until you start gatekeeping your own users.
Should i pair up falco with rickey or just go full soulless and use two deboofers?
>>3160047Do you, perhaps, shit yourself the second you see a club bantz calling out veegews and SEA for ruining the thread?
>>3160085Unfortunately truthnuke >>3160086Yuh, front rickey and falco is an amazing duo
The smartest people here don't take 4chan seriously
>>3160082If you cant handle someone’s opinion without melting down about it, you should take your own advice and stop posting
concernposting hours
>>3160089What can I take seriously?
jongy? before rickeyslop
>>3160089How dare you say I'm not smart I'm going to become a schizophrenic and make the same posts over and over for months now
>>3160089that is some fine motion
>>3160085Insane amount of projection in this post. You dont sound like a >fun person at all and your meltdown is just gonna bring the quality of the thread down. All of that for one, because you didnt agree with someone?
>>3160089Thank you, 4ine Mochan, great moves.
Somebody get these fucking hotheads out of my thread
>backread the thread>erm... guise... I can't believe it's being zis bad, this might be the end of /v/m/a/, let me tell you just how concerned I am about the state of things...
>>3160074Sad part is it's probably just one same neigha, although I'm assuming you were already assuming that with always.>>3160085Sadly true. There's necessary gatekeeping and unnecessary ones. Context is very much needed when you're gatekeeping.
>>3160094The jig and the jongThe yin and the yangThe sneed and the chuck
What are you guys so concerned about
>>3160089>>>/vg/586855119
i am a brown retarded faggot and i am very concerned right now
Pink Falco or Banana Falco for the next CM?I'll train up a Rickey and she needs someone to front run with.
I AM SOBBINGAND MY SPEECH IS SILLY
>>3160111Cool
>>3160103We should disband all the clubs and integrate with /uma//v/ma lost…
>>3160111I posted it there when I made the gif!
>>3160111I like this thread more but anyone who likes fine motion is a friend of mine
>>3160099>All of that for one, because you didnt agree with someone?You're assuming im part of the original conversation. I merely stated an opinion about us tearing eachother apart. If anyone's projecting is you. Last reply
>>3160111>only good post in the last half an hour is fwom a bwoNow I'm really getting concerned...
>>3160110The corrupt demonflats of course
>>3160111
Anyways, let's talk about zumas.
>>3160126A zuma would never like you ojisans
>>3160114Banana falco is slighlty better imo
>>3160110I DONT KNOWBUT I AM CONCERNEDAND I HAVE TO MAKE IT EVERYONE ELSES PROBLEM TOOBWAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3160099See what I mean? >>3160074Why are you ALWAYS like this?The thread had been active and flowing naturally despite the "Last 3 CMs" topic until you came out of nowhere and attacked the guy.
>>3160085I don't join because I have not done anything but CM prep for the past year for every borrowed run. >Your TT or generic distances?Have not been updated since late URA/early Unity because I think it will be funny collect gibs from A+ to UG or whatever the cap is all at once.
>>3160071Shut up and marry me already you stupid wholesome cutie patootie.
>>3160121You claim WE’RE miserable but YOU sound like you’re projecting YOUR misery with that elongated bitchpost. For the all the people who desire funposts: less bitchposting and more funposting. That is all!
>>3160085Nigga nobody has dirtslop aces, Sprint rooms were so in demand they instafilled before the thread updated
>>3160126I need more umas wearing only sportsbras
>>3160139NTA but take your own advice
>>3160085T b h I don't join >fun rooms unless I have something already done because this game takes a shit load of time already.
>>3160132/v/ma is not one person and I genuinely dont know what you’re talking about, I think you have your posters confused. Either way you can suck my nuts
Why are "we" so upset about the autist with a stick up his ass about the collages getting called an autist with a stick up his ass?
hellodid you know? der/v/ has one slot left to fill. You should join, or else...
>>3160148because WE are still really really concerned zwo
>>3160126Less than 4 hours, I'm so excited. Also that has to be one of my favorite pics of those two. It's a perfect blend of cute, energetic, and slightly lewd.
Choose my dirtslop team I have no clue what to do, not even parents>End Digi>End Festival Inari>Pace Rickey>Front Rickey (I am not good at Fronts I will probably give up)>Oguri>El Condor Passer>Taiki Titty (verde)>Mutant Wife (Pace chaser that will probably gigajob)>Shart Falcon (again bad at making Fronts)>End NewYorkUrara>Deboof
Can we go one day without fighting about dumb shit please.Which game would you play with rice shower
>>3160144okay i’ll start nowlick my taint gayfer
>>3160155Amogus
>>3160155Meet n Fuck Kingdom
>>3160150or else your danchou will make it two?
>>3160155>Can we go one day without fighting about dumb shit please.The past few days had AMAZING threads, I think you guys sometimes forget the good stuff and only keep in mind the bad stuff
>>3160148if one mild concernpost can derail the entire thread, youse guys have bigger problems
>>3160160Im not here every day. I dont exactly have a high opinion when I come on in and its another episode of tranny drama
>>3160154falco, lickey deboofer
>>3160155playing doctor and touching her petite naked body with my fat greasy fingers
>>3160154Falco, front Rickey, end Digi is probably the best 3 ace team, but I don't know why you'd list fronts as an option if you really don't want to make them.I'm just doing 2 ends and a pace because I don't want to mutate.
>>3160162Seriously. I know >rage is our whole thing but just let neighas have their own dumb opinions. Take it easy
>>3160154Metaslop or sovl?
>>3160155Tekken and I'd laugh at her face when she gets hit with a yolo hopkick and kicharge.
IDK about y'all but I'm happy.
>>3160164>>3160166Ok then disregard Front Rickey and Shart Falcum, these are the only options>End Digi>End Festival Inari>Pace Rickey>Oguri>El Condor Passer>Taiki Titty (verde)>Mutant Wife (Pace chaser that will probably gigajob)>End NewYorkUrara>Deboof>>3160168Just something that can help me win
>>3160158MEET AND HUH???
>>3160154triple dominator
>>3160170EXPLODE
>>3160171End digi, Taiki (Verde) and Pace Wife
this is the only good concernpost
Kinda related but when I make shitposts about I AM CONCERNED AND MY SPEECH IS SILLY do you consider it part of the concernposting, or does it help relax the mood? I just say it to make fun of the concernposters, but I don't know if I'm part of the problem too or not.
See? Sometimes the problem isn't even our boogeyman and the usual, but us for somehow always raging at everything.But that's on brand /v/!
>>3160170That's not happiness in your veins. That's caffeine.
>>3160155The game of life.
ayo i finna get some zuma ass tonite
>>3160170AAAAIIIEEE HOW DARE YOU???I BET YOU HAVE PLATS TOOGO MY PINCERSHE MUST SUFFER LIKE I HAVE
I love /v/
>>3160155>Can we go one day without fighting about dumb shit please.No. Are you retarded?>Which game would you play with rice showerhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3645890?snr=5000_5100__She's gonna come fish with me and my bros.
Warning: Explicit nudity
>>3160190BLUE BOARD BLUE BOARD
>>3160190OOOOH SHIIIIIITDAMN SLUT
>>3160181
>>3160178I think dismissing all criticism as concern posting is stupid but whatever. We gotta salvage this thread. So post the GOAT uma.
>>3160190>Dick twitchedI hate all of you
>>3160190AAIIIEEE TASUKETE HALL MONITOR-SAMA
>>3160190I wanna take a bite out of her big chocolate ears
>>3160190KYS SMUTPOSTER WRONG BOARD!
>>3160190YOU SICK FUCK
>>3160190I just got relocated to Kentucky for looking at this post
>>3160190AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>3160203Kentucky can't be that bad right? Isn't there fried chicken and horses there?
>>3160190That's not how her ears look like
>>3160190
>>3160155Helping My Trainee Explore Her Budding Sexuality
>>3160190Just got my training license revoked for this
is 1440p still acceptable in 2026-2027? What monitor are you fags using?
I've become so GLbroken i feel half relieved when a run is obvious glue because i don't have to play the run.
>>3160190WHAT THE FUCK THE JANNY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>3160190DAYUM GURL
>>3160216They look so munchable
>>3160190Just in case any of you fags are thinking about this. The answer is NO
>wardogs is dead>Friends realizing they fell for Forever hype>Anon left to play ff11It's so dober
>>3160190>>3160216Helios' earpussy...
>>3160219Please no biting your trainees ears, especially if they often wearing covers
>>3160220El's earpussy...
>>3160216Ear privilege revoked.
>>3160190THIS IS A BLUE BOARD YOU SICK FUCK
>>3160227Ruined
>Thread saved by earpussyThank you based degenerates
What does YATTERU mean?
>>3160227PUT THEM BACK
>>3160190BIGGERSLUTTIER
>>3160234>Blood Cannon 20+5
>Uma Musume if it was a western game
>>3160246Holy ruined
Hysterical retards: I AM VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THREAD QUALITY AND >FUN RACES AND I WON'T STFU UNTIL MY FEELINGS ARE VALIDATEDNormal people: dude ears lmao
>>3160246Ahh, it's over... ...My Sun...it's setting... ..It's dark, so dark..
>>3160252T. Hysterical Retard
>>3160246>censor tits>create black sun instead
He won all Arima Kinen champions meetings, with base Haru Urara.He rolled on the Matikanefukukitaru New Years banner, for Admire Vega.His front runners hit groundwork even without a third consistent gate triggerHe has never seen level 5 speed training.He is the most interesting trainer in the world.>I don't always train dirt, but when I do, I use SSR Shinko Windy>Stay gutsy, my trainers
>>3160220Her ears look like...
>>3160246Somehow more erotic
>>3160246Almost, that pattern should be a Star of David instead
>>3160246PRAISE THE SUN
>>3160246This does not spark joyGive me back my sun...
>>3160266PRAISE THE HELIOS >PRAISE THE HELIOS PRAISE THE HELIOS >PRAISE THE HELIOS PRAISE THE HELIOS >PRAISE THE HELIOS PRAISE THE HELIOS (Note: Helios means Sun)
>>3160246It's very quite possible, but I guess they just didn't want to put any more money into unnecessary things. GBF had some of their outfits censored iirc.
>FUCK YO COLLAGE NEIGHA!
>>3160246>nobody runs the "uncensored" version because she's garbage
>>3160216Imagine taking those all the way to the hilt...
What do you call a crab that is successful but still wants to see others suffer?
>>3160284You wouldn't give your trainee an earjob right?
I do not care about ears or ear coverings.
>>3160285That's just an elitist psycho
>>3160288why tf you on here then nigga
Greetings, people of /v/buyaI have come to announce the " 7th Princess Dropout" starts in 12 hoursthe rules are simple, bring your CM Uma for the last CM, BUT no Queen of /vm/Race track: Race track: 1200 m, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny, Mood Great, 1 Uma per trainerBan List: Oguri Cap, Maruzensky, Mihono Bourbon, Mayano Top Gun, Gold Ship, Seiun Sky, Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder, Curren Chan, Silence Suzuka, Kitasan Black,Mejiro Ardan, Copano Rickey, Nishino Flower and current Queen Oguri CapThe Dropout will begin 8h AFTER the /v/ictory StakesWith that, i wish everyone good luck for the CM
>>3160195>the GOAT umapic unrelated?
>>3160279El is just kind of cursed, her base has shit skills and unique is suited to short tracks. The alt has better skills but mile focused, with a unique useful on 4-5 tracks, half of them being medium. Like base maru her unique is really fucking strong on those tracks at least
>>3160285A jew.
>>3160290Because there's more to the game than fucking EARS? Like I think it's funny when characters like Rice have donkey ears but it doesnt mean I want to FUCK them.
>>3160297Coomers get aroused by literally anything. You could show them a dirty sock and it would make them horny. No point in thinking too deeply about it.
>>3160288BOO THIS NEIGHA
>>3160295I've run Warrior Monk El in like three different dirt Cms and she's jobbed pretty badly each time. There's really no reason to use her over base version especially on a CM like this, it's unfortunate. Yet another reason to not take this game's "pvp" seriously
I can't look at my floor tiles without thinking of umanko.
>>3160301Neigha nobody here actually cooms to earpussy, it's a joke that started because El's ears look weird.
>>3160291I assume if we see a NEW queen today that she will also be banned from the dropout race.
>>3160311>Neigha nobody here actually cooms to earpussy
>>3160288What about tails?
>>3160297uma is literally built on kemonomimi girls, why would you NOT care about it? why do you bring up sex at all if we both didn't mention it?
>>3160305She won me last taurus plat since that's one of the tracks she works on, same timing as base maru like I said. Can't really play her outside that niche, I just outfit swap base El since that outfit is big sex compared to base
What would happen if I shoved my entire fist down an uma’s ear?
>>3160313
>>3160297Pretty sure most anons were just going along with the joke rather than jorking it to fucking horse ears but eh, I don't really care enough to truly find out.
>>3160314I find it funny when their tails stick straight out
>>3160314We wuv tails here too
>>3160311>nobody here actually cooms to earpussy
>>3160316I care more about their personalities and stories
>>3160322When she realizes I'm under her dress and eating her umanko
>>3160316YOU CAN CARE ABOUT SOMETHING WITHOUT WANTING TO FUCK IT
>>3160311>I was merely pretending to be retarded.
>>3160319It would be extremely painful.
>>3160328Rudolph looks like THAT?
I wish my trainee's ears were bigger
https://poal.me/sqx5le
>>3160311>Nobody here actually cooks to earpussyAnon, I... Stroking/Rubbing definitely, but sticking it in is a nono because I can only think of that Suzuran imageset were she was definitely NOT enjoying. No hurting my beloved trainees
>>3160327What's an umanko
>>3160329YOU JUST SAID THE OPPOSITE
I wish I had ears
Even if you don't think they're erotic you're lying if you say you don't want to touch your trainee's ears
>>3160263There was an attempt
>>3160335You know you're too far gone if you can identify a RL horse by their ears like that
No more ears, fuck you.
>>3160325No one says this
https://poal.me/chaugdhttps://poal.me/chaugdhttps://poal.me/chaugd
>>3160345this musume is not pretty
>only ever talk about earfuckers>Nobody ever talks about holding the tail up while you go to town on her ass, or hvaing her tail wrap around your leg, or even tailjobsUncreative weakminds itt
>>3160342
>>3160346Is this an official peace treaty between oy neigh and der/v/?
>>3160352Most drawfags forget to draw the tails anyways
>>3160352Uma ears make them look like aliens since they don't have human earsTails are so hot
>>3160355Be the change you want to see, NEIGHA.
>>3160350Dober and Dia should just look like run if the mill anime girls but something seems off.
>>3160325I say this
>>3160360I forgot once..........................
>>3160350It's funny how some designs still look pretty normal yet others are extremely offputting. King Halo for instance looks like a normal musume, but Groove looks like a literal penishead
>>3160355Bro we've been talking about tail wrapping since the start I'm sorry you're new
>>3160322How does this even work, they dont have the muscles to do that. They're not cats.
>>3160370gwo...
>>3160370Uma magicDon't have to explain shit
>>3160370They're not real they can do anything you want as long as it's amusing.
>>3160365Which one...
>>3160355Personally I'd like to grab an uma by the tail and swing them around and say>SO LONG GAY UMA!
>>3160363They're all missing their horse face markings in their hair too.
>>3160350Im sorry but some like nature, barbin and chiyo actually look disgusting.
>>3160370It's looney tunes logic
Ears are a fadPitfaggotry is eternal
>>3160346El condor pase is Jewish?
What's the appeal of fat ears?
>>3160378they're doing this to my aces in 2 hours
>>3160305She's hot and won me a CM but you are correct in that she's not viable on many tracks (same final corner rarity issue as base Maru) and she has that annoying overtake condition to activate her unique. She's pretty challenging to make reliable in any form.
>>3160171End Digi, Pace Rickey, Pace Taiki and then cut Taiki for wife if you really want to dick with mutating. Paces aren't terrible so if her unique works she has a chance to win, but you will get your dick flattened anytime you go against an uncontested front Rickey plus doms
>>3160377Ruby bellydancer
>>3160346>Unironically find it hotterPut me out of my misery with a 12 gauge
>>3160380Nature's earless head looks like two balls and a small penis
>>3160346>el condor pesach
>>3160387fat ears are perfect for wrapping around your cock like a hotdog bun
>>3160392Shabbos torena........
>>3160355/v/ma isn't ready for uma dock so i keep my filthy desire to lick one to myself
>>3160387squishy
>>3160396Are we still pretending or is this anon for real?
>>3160370>>3160375>>3160376>>3160383THEY LITERALLY HAVE A FLESHY PART ON THEIR TAILSIT'S FUCKING GROSS
>>3160387Interesting
>>3160350>Spe>Fuji>Ardan>Daiwa>Taiki>Grass>El>Brian>Bijin>Rudolph>Seiun>Cocon>Fine>Biwa>Glasse>Cafe>Bono>Meek>Rice>Tachyon>Inari>Ticket>Shakur>Flash>Curren>Gold City>Pearl>Festa>NTR>Taishin>Flower>Urara>Fuku>CB>King>PalmerAll look normal enough but the rest are absolutely naked without their ears, it's almost gross.
>>3160399sniffffffffffff
>>3160401>we>pretending absolute newfaggot
>>3160350Bright looks literally unchanged.
>>3160360But the tails are my favorite part to draw!
>>3160312yes
Look up Arabian horse tails you ultra faggots
>they don't know about uma tails
>>3160391Oh shid it's true kek
>>3160350Smooth ass heads
>>3160350Grass looks so fucking bald here
>>3160338>suzucunny enjoyer here of all placesI hope its not one with a bad end because those are disturbingly common in AK
>>3160416No way, fag.
>>3160350I think the last time I saw this image was before Unity and I had no idea who half these umas were. Wild.
>>3160366The head shape in this game was morphed a bit to be more receptive to ears. A lot of the designs would be fine in another art style but will always look off-putting in the native 3d models. It's also likely many of them would have had something else in the vacant ear space, a cowlick, bangs that go further back, etc.
Always remember, earless Blast Onepiece and Bubblegum Fellow were enough to fool the janny in the OP
>>3160427Now think back to the time when you didn't know Matikanefukukitaru's full name
>>3160431>removing uma ears to pass witchecksThank you for reminding me of that, that was a hilarious era
>>3160432MATAFACKA!
>>3160432People still don't know Mambo's full name
>>3160431There was a time when Helios was obscure enough to fool the jannies.
>>3160437
>>3160418I can also remove hair and pretend it's real.
>>3160441>Suzukasan don't you think you've been spending too much time in the library?
>>3160441
>>3160389I made el into a two legged creature.
>>3160446
>>3160446This thing raids Operabird nests for their eggs
>>3160446But why
>>3160446>that falling gif
>Sprintslop induced mass psychosis
>>3160440Why does she hate matikanetannhauser so much?
>>3160446>Game has giant boss fights
>>3160437Mambo O. Matsuri, of course.
>>3160425I don't recall Suzuran having bad ends imageset at all though exusiai on the other hand I learned a lot from kataokasanThen again it's not like I searched hard nor do I want to, only once in a blue moon does my mood aligns with guro and snuff
>>3160446This looks like a Zelda boss
>>3160440
>>3160431Post obscure vidya waifus
Are there really eagles all over America?
>>3160465Yeah
>>3159947>>Bamboo Memory>>Haru Urara>>Sakura Bakushin O>>Winning Ticket>>Wonder Acute>>Yaeno Muteki>>Hokko TarumaeWe should make a concerted effort to get all these umas a plat.
>>3160465Every American is born with an eagle to take care of.
>>3160465Depends on the location. Around here they aren't nearly as common as hawks/owls
>>3160463THIS WAS IT KEK
Now remove their eyes
>cute girls that want to reproduce with youthe cute girls want to reproduce between each other which is the basis of the whole game. as a trainer you are a cuck who just oversees the process.
>>3160468I'm working on it
>>3160452People have to make their own fun when the CM is too sloppy
>>3160441>"Special Week, you've always been a pain in the ass, y'know. You've been telling me what to do since we were kids. You always treat me like a kid. You always show up and start bossing me around, and don't you deny it!"
>>3160463Taiki evolved!?
>>3160468But you don't need a plat to make the collage
>>3160446NOOOO EL DON'T EVOLVE LIKE THAT
>>3160482LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Flip Doto upside down
>>3160482El Crabdor Pasa….
>>3160459I feel like our friend Kat gets a bad rep because once you've seen the other shit herslooks extremely tame by comparisson, but its a good barrier so normalfags don't cross the threshhold into enlightened lands.Finding good G content of almost impossible now anyways, you really need to know where to look, and its super saturated by 3DCM shit and AI slop now, pixiv isn't what it used to be
>>3160482ALL THINGS BECOME CRAB
>>3160485>fucked up the filenameIT'S OVER
>>3160384zased
Kanimusume when?
>>3160446How would (You) use your vidya knowledge to defeat this boss fight anon?
>>3160425The artist was Chinese, you can fill in the blank...back when I was playing AK was my first real contact with chink artists, what the hell is their problem That guy did some pretty good stuff when he wasn't being a gurofag, sum nice futa stuff
>>3160493I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>3160482LOL
>get the best Digitan run in days>capped speed, high power and with, enogh stam>all cards finished>but no mile S because the sole turf spark in a gp procced over the 11 mile sparksGonna kms right now, theres a 0% chance I get another run like this with mile S after suffering for 5 days for something this good
>>3160493Mmmmmmm climbing all over el condor pasas
>>3160493>DefeatI'd just run into her boobs
>>3160492Dinomusume when?
>>3160482>DID YOU JUST SAY YOUR DIRT TEAM IS DONE?
>>3160493Id just summon Oguri
>>3160493I do Dragons Dogma and climb on her titsI stay there and do not do any attacks
>>3160503I just know I'd hate the fuck out of Spinogirl. Fucking Spinos worst fucking dinosaurs ever they ruined my childhood
>>3160507It's time to let go.
>>3160490One more try
Ordered pizza, installed Zelda, set up a clanker fan run, let's do this
>>3160510Kys JP3 will ALWAYS be the worst JP movie
>>3160497
>>3160493I get my gunlance andWTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOMHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>3160515Wrong and it's better than The Lost World.
>>3160493all that in just 1 sex? zamn
>>3160512I'm gonna do this as well
>OC>earpussy>tailpussy>other deviant fetishes>old memories>the 2 AK gurofags on the DLThread is banging right now, shame it'll end in 2 hours
>>3160512>I'm a fat fuck x3What did he mean by this
>>3160516I can only think of>"JANNY ARE YOU OK"when seeing this
>>3160515>>3160519I recently watched all three movies and my main takeaways are >First movie is the GOAT, other two don't even come close>Lost World is nowhere near as bad as people say it is>3 is a decent flick but nowhere near as good as defenders say it ist. don't give a fuck about Spinosaurus vs T. Rex drama
>>3160525As a JPIIIGOD that's fair.
>>3160519Shit taste like that cannot be fixed, I bet you like Dark Souls 2 too faggot
>>3160523I'm just like Mirako
>>3160529I've never played a Dark Souls game in my life, actually. It's more insulting to suggest that I have.
>>3160530L O N D O N
>>3160522It's going a little too wellAny ideas on how we can make it /werse/?
>>3160512>>3160521Can you confirm if Nintendo HIRED that man?
>>3160525That's because the first movie was made as a suspense/horror film, while the rest were made as action movies that focus more on the spectacle.
>>3160533Golshi would 100% say this
>>31605253 also isn't as bad as its haters made it out to be.You'd think they were talking about The Last Jedi the way people act like it was a franchise-ruining pile of shit when it's just Alan Grant getting roped into a little video game plot adventure to save a kid.
>>31599864 SLOTS1H LEFT4 SLOTS1H LEFT
>>3160535The other movies tried to lean into horror/suspenseful moments as well but it's just not as focused as the first flick and there's waaaaay more hokey/corny moments than in the first film cue to the little girl who failed her gymnast class and saves the day by doing some acrobatic bullshit kicking a raptor out of a window. There was plenty of action moments in the first film but it was just better executed in most cases
two (2) hours...
>>3160538note I did not call 3 bad or shit, but just that I was slightly disappointed especially with how much some of these neighas were gassing it up. It did NOT live up to the hype (and that's okay)
>>3159697>>3159706>>3159698if I win A today I will make HOKKO TARUAME COW PAIZURI SLOP PORNand I will post it in here, unspoileredyes or no
>>3160545Kinda based but just catbox it t b h
>>3160545You should do it anyway
>>3160545wrong board rakesh
>>3160438I really miss the witcheck era
>>3160542I will say that the older I get the more I can't suspend my disbelief of Grant scaling the side of that moat wall with the grip strength of Christ dealing with the pouring rain and a little girl on his back. It's a part of the entire breakout sequence so it works well enough, but by itself it's kinda weird.
>>3160493STOP THAT BREAST
>>3160554LMAO
>>3160554My sides, this thread is amazing
>>3160554>67%
>>3160554AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
I've had MG Rising in my library for almost 10y without playing it, am I retarded?
>>3160554Thread saved
>>3160544JPIII has a memeability to it on par with the first that TLW doesn't really have so that's kinda why it gets gassed up a bit. At least on /tv/.
>>3160561You are based for going against the grain.
Daikaku Helios is a massive slut who'll spook anyone who throws a tenner at her
>>3160565God I hope
>>3160561It's great for 2 playthroughs then it gets really boring.
>>3160565Curren, you're not gonna be able to ruin someone else's PR by projecting this obviously.
Zumas annoy me.
>>3160565Man I wish I know shes gonna need a whole ass spark
DISPLAY OBEDIENCEWHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF LINEAND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLEGIANCELET YOUR DANCHOU CONTROL YOUR MIND
>>3160545No balls
>>3160571
Zumas excite me.
IDIOT YOU'RE NOT ENDING CLUBPOSTING YOU'RE EXPANDING IT CHECK CHRONOGENESIS LATELY?
>>3160571THIS ANON SPARKED A SLUTMAWE ALL PULLED HER BUT HE SPARKED HERAND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT MAKES HIM A BETTER TRAINER THAN US
Do you think people would have cared about Helios if they went for a more faithful translation?
who here is gonna do a career dump?
>>3160581Gonna make a massive dump soon
>>3160579GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!! WHAT CURREN DID WITH HER 999 FANS IS HER BUSINESS!!!!!!!
I got 5 free pulls I'll get Helios with one of those
>>3160579I don't wanna dogpile her since it makes me feel bad but I am unironically farming daily races for Curren
>>3160580Yes, she's still extremely cute, charming and hot. I actually kinda wish I could know how she actually speaks
>hmmm the stakes are soon I should check /v/ma>mass psychosisNever elect oguri again
Why are Helios and Curren so popular?
>>3160586>I actually kinda wish I could know how she actually speaksThere is one way...
research meeting arguments/debates are so draining gawd damn when you don't agree how to do something, we've been arguing about this thing for a month and a half, i'm so drained for CM now
>>3160588I am no longer going to starve under the fat fuck, become UNGOVERNABLE
>>3160589Helios is funny and Curren is just very beautiful and caring, there is no way you cannot love her
>>3160589/v/ma is a zuuma thread
>>3160588>claims of mass psychosis>read thread>just the same usual horsing around
>>3160583KEK
>>3160580As much? No, because the majority of her exposure in the western world revolves around the zoomerspeak. She would be less popular for sure but there would be more focus on her relationship with Palmer/Ruby, whether that is positive or negative depends on your outlook.
>>3160346AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>3160589>Curren>popularBut there are twice the amount of Falcoanons than Curren anons ITT
Ruby is about to become the most hated on character around here for no reason
so...what notable even happened during Oguri 3, feel like there's so much
>>3160602The western world sucks yuri also sucks
>oh damn they're fighting over nothingburgers again>leave the thread to play some isaac>get btfo on dark room>come back>it turned into an amazing threaduhhh... thanks Edmund
>>3160583Imma be honest, I never liked Kratosposting on /v/. Never saw the funny
if I am an END NIGGER, do I skip Helios?
>>3160607>about to>for no reason
>>3160607i'm just not pulling for an ugly bluema and saving myself for cunny marewife
>>3160589Sex
>>3160611It insists upon itself
>bluemaTypical redma.
>>3160614>saving myself for cunny marewifeder/v/...
>>3160610What if I were to tell you ONE poster was responsible for both occurrences?
>>3160621That poster? /v/madanchou.
>>3160595I don't get you people, you complain about starving under Oguri but then complain about eating too much under Taiki
Did you know Japanese have the same word for red and blue?
>>3160611It got old fast
>>3160607What did he mean by this?
>>3160580No because the version of gyaru talk she uses would have even less legibility then it did to jp. Maybe adapting her speech in some other way could have, but her rap would've still become a meme.
>>3160607That is until people actually read her career and becomes the most beloved uma
>>3160607That bitch is already low on my list from trying to use her fuckass power card.
>>3160628Fuck off Grass
>>3160594Just stop caring
>>3160619>bluemas vs redmaslearn the difference, it could save your life!
>>3160612>if I am NIGGERyes, roll to sparkotherwise, skippa
>>3160607People aren't going to think about her, then people are going to ignore her when her character stories drop.>>3160632That would require someone to dump her career instead of hording her.
>>3160642This is what uma tf2 classes would look like
>>3160607>for no reasonShe is a dirty agemasener. That's all the reason I need.
>>3160644>implying zuma will get a dump
>>3160629Yeah sometimes a variation is chuckleworthy but it's beating a dead horse most of the time. It's also, what, 5 years old?
>>3160611the cuckposting was funny at first but they burnt that shit out in hourswhat is really funny are the sped-up webms of him just walking around in the new games kek
>>3160644>you need a career dump in order for people to like your newmaFunny how oldmas never seemed to have this problem
>>3160612yes, she's mostly pace and front, her unique also requires you to be near the front.
>>3160630>No Reason posters makes a post with No ReasonDid Kojima write this?
>>3160649>You should play some REAL games
What cards are people borrowing for ends next cm? Other than Ruby
>>3160581I’ll dump my load all over Helios if you know what I mean
>>3160655bingtendie confirmed!
>>3160654Conan was so fucking right, how was this allowed to happen?
>>3160654GOTY
>>3160656I’m not borrowing Rubrick, I’m borrowing sweepy
>>3160659And the worst part about it: The hypocrisy.
>>3160654This is the funniest shit ever when you play the Benny Hill theme in your head while it's going.https://youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>>3160656Sweepy wit again. Ruby is bait because anything that isnt 3 speed and 2 wit in gl is cbt, so just try and get the hint for leap forward from a parent or the hint shop
>>3160656Your priority (imo) is>CB >Sweep>Rubert>Speed SSR like helios
I'm crying, this thread is amazing
>>3160655BING BING WAHOO
>>3160666chill satan it's not that crazy
Its 1 hour until the steaks so I need your best reaction image please
>>3160654In less than three sentences, explain how this is any different from watching CMs
Is anything in this bundle worth it or is it skippa? I don't recognize any of these
>>3160670_____________________The Game_____________________
>>3160669
so, for next CM>for endssweep > ruby>for pacesks > daiwa??
I'm dreading Helios's implementation already. Global is gonna be really obnoxious when the whole Palmer -> Helios -> Ruby -> KS Miracle mess is widely known
>>3160674not looking good for me...
>>3160670Because in order to do well in a CM you actually have to do more than hold the control stick up. It requires a certain degree of planning, research, strategy, game knowledge. God of War doesn't require any of that, and honestly it never has
>>3160674Lost
>>315998610 MINUTES BEFORE ENTRIES TO THE DORM STAKES CLOSE
>>3160678TLDR? i am nott a knoweri guess i know>palmer -> heliosand>helios -> ruby
>>3160670The CM race is based off of my trainee's runs. While I cannot directly impact the race as it's happening, my decisions in careers made for the race determine how it plays out.I can also skip the CM race and not watch it.
>>3160669me when i lose my finals in an hour
Whos ready for another cm loss melty
>>3160669I'm gonna post my reaction to the results already so I don't have a melty
>>3160681>Reposting NG2 schizo's imagesANON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3160688Me when you lose finals in an hour
i should be fine as long as my aces dont>HASHITTE MOTTO KIRAMEITE
If my dober doesn't win im sliming everyone out ITT.
>>3160692I don't care which schizo made it, it's funny
Can we have a gentlemans agreement to not bring oguri crap to the steaks anymore
>>3160700Im bringing my GOAT
>>3160700Incoming Taiki 3
>>3160697>sliminghttps://youtu.be/Ng0olzfFzog?si=-a78wERN-NdbBFH8
>>3160700I'm bringing in whoever winsIf I lose I don't bring anyone
>>3160701I hope she wins by sheer numbers. I want to see 13 Machans in the rooms.
>>3160700ITS HER TIME
Is someone bringing her to the Steaks?
>>3160707
>>3160709Ill try but man its not looking good with how fast they fill
Windy!1 more hour.
>>3160700If someone is psycho enough to make a dirt end oguri they should bring her.
>>3160707>shear numbers
>Oshi hot springs before finalsThis is a good omen
>>3160700Shut up, BITCH
When i lose despite my 90% WR I will begin carcinization
>>3160684Love triangle. KS Miracle dies on the track, Ruby injures herself to win the race and Helios is left with nothing till Palmer comes along and the love of racing returns.
hopefully i'll be able to spectate/join all the races in order to get the hakus in orderAND PLEASE HOSTS, STAGGER THE RACES PROPERLY SO WE DON'T HAVE ANOTHER REPEAT OF OGURI VS TAISHINi still think taishin should've won
I made it. This new schedule sucks cuz now I have to leave work early to make it to the stakes
>>3160724I just want taishin to lose again, it would be so funny
>>3160724>spoilersThe good guys lost but we carry the flame
IS YOUTUBEANON ITT????
>Know I'm probably going to lose>can't even think which ace I would even want to run in the stakesOne copy of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2, onegaishimasu.
We should hurry this thread up
>>3160733I think he started playing sugma instead
>>3160732>But we carry the flame>Queue massive Oguri voter turnout
>>3160733the original has been dead for over half a year
>>3160735Thr easiest way is a certified classic from the old board.CLAIM YOUR WIFE
DORM STAKES ARE STARTINGEVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS
>>3160735We should kill all zuumaposters
>>3160736I don't want to sound like a newfag, but what is sugma?
Jiii............
>>3160746SUGMA BALLS YOU STUPID BITCH!!
>>3160746steve jobs
>>3160741Taiki CLAIMED
>>3160742OUR HEROESAnd 3 mobs...
>>3160746ANOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>3160746Not much, what's sugma with you?
>>3160746
>>3160743I have no future so shoot coward, you will only kill a man
>>3160741Cafe claimedSee you in the onsen bros
>>3160741CLAIMED
>>3160746OH NO NO NO
>>3160741Claimed
>>3160751IT'S A WAVE OF BLACK IN BOTH SIDES OF THE TRACK
>>3160746>Game has mandatory hopeless boss fights
>>3160741C L A I M E D
>>3160749>>3160756I don't get it
>>3160741
>>3160766Sugma balls
>>3160746ClaimedShe has a wedding alt so I can't complain too much, but man is it a shame this dress got carded
>>3160768but what does that have to do with Steve Jobs
>>3160741OJOU CLAIMED
>>3160741claimed
>>3160762IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE FUJI KISEKI DESTROYS THE COMPETITIONSHE IS THE BEST DORM LEADERABSOLUTE DOMINANCERITTO WON
>>3160771Well you see Steve Jobs died of ligma
>>3160741Claiming funbags
>>3160771He had ligma.
>>3160776>>3160778Oh. Oohhhh
>>3160775OH NO NO NO NO NO NO BROWNBROS OUR RESPONSE?
>>3160775AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEBROWNVROS WHAT DO WE DO?SHOULD WE RIG ANOTHER POLL?
>>3160775>>3160784PACESLOOOOOOOOOOP
>>3160788RITTO WON
>>3160777What were they thinking when designing her
>>3160776>>3160778Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
>>3160769>Exposed shoulders, pits AND a prominent cleavageoof
>>3160795Did kingu get a titty buff here?
>>3160741Claiman wife btw
>>3160798She's always been big
>>3160798not really
>>3160798Have you seen her swimsuit
STAY IN THE KITCHEN BROWN WOMAN
>>3160741Fine, I'll claim my wife
>>3160759Something about those pants makes Palmer's legs incredibly hot.
What do I do if someone already took my wife...
>>3160806Is this hokko?
>>3160775>Wifepost trying to hide this absolute KWABBROWNS LOST
>>3159994>>3159947https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2741511/https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2742611/Apologies for the lateness, but I took offense at us continually suggesting that my oshi never got a Ms. /v/ictoria even though remembered for a fact that another anon actually won Leo with her. All because we never actually made a collage for that CM, so I decided to go back to the finals day threads and aggregated all the screenshots of unique winners. In no particular order, the list in text is as follows:>Haru Urara>Agnes Digital>Taiki Shuttle>Symboli Rudolf>Nishino Flower>Curren Chan>Fuji Kiseki>Sweep Tosho>Maruzensky>Mejiro Ardan>Fine Motion>Oguri Cap>Narita Brian>King Halo>Narita Taishin>Sakura Bakushin O>Mejiro Bright>Air Groove>Admire VegaSome of these are admittedly less than ideal but it was genuinely all I had to work with. Forgive me. If anyone happens to have won Leo with an uma that isn't here and didn't post it back then, or just has better screenshots of their respective winner, I will gladly update this image if you post them.
Grass Wonder is UNMARRIABLEOHNONONONONO
>>3160810Yes
>>3160794jobma balls
>>3160812based autist
>>3160812Petty DEITY....
>>3160805Giwtwm
>>3160741Claiming Finemo
>>3160812>bamboo memory didn't win that cm either...
>>3160775White supremacists in shambles
>>3160812Thank you.
>>3160805https://youtu.be/jhHiL-jKJHM?t=120
Guess how many profile umas in your club are about to get changed to gyarus
>>3160798They are same size as usual, but the dress/corset seems to bring them up
>>3160775BREAKING:HISHI AMAZON DEBUTES THE DORM STAKES AT 7TH PLACE
>>3160812Man imma be real idk if I still have my winner cuz it was glitched.
>>3160741Claiming my wife TM Opera O
>>3160827
>>3160834checked
>>3160827can't wait to update this
>>3160834STOP THE COUNT
Fuck the Zuma, where all my windy niggas at?
>>3160812>Eveh more sweep tosho winsWhat causes this
>>3160812Autism but also based
>>3160812This history deserves to BEE remembered.
>>3160812now do it for CM17 too and now we have a full record
>>3160812oh i think that's my taiki, i finally avenged her 2nd place loss back in unity scorpio :D
Aston Machan's winning the stakes tonight
>>3160843>where all my windy niggas at?https://youtu.be/CpGtBnVZLSk
Oguri is getting another term tonight
>>3160850>Buzz and Woody when Andy walks in the room
>Brownbros when you tell them to play Hishi Amazon's career
>>3160843You mean Zephyr?
>>3160812>both my oshis won my birth sign CM>but I couldn'tAIEEEEEEE. THIRD-RATE BROS, I'M CRABBING OUT.
>>3160852Its gonna be the KING
November is soooooooo boring! Why can it be December so I can roll for Mr. Crab Bucket already?
I COME FROM THE FUTURE, THE WINNER OF THE STAKES IS Air Groove
>>3160839bamboo...
I'm gonna eat some pussy tonight
>>3160863but first we need dirtkino
>>3160864Im okay with this
>>3160807It's Palmer's legs being in them
>>3160864God I wish I want Janny's tits on my face
>>3160864Literally no one would be mad at this
>>3160857soon™, we will be snacking on another career
>>3160864PLEASE BE TRUE
>>3160864I'm happy with any non-repeat queen, but Wife Groove would make me very happy.
>>3160864If I had run late janny she may have had a chancemy wedding janny is crap, but if she somehow wins finals I will enter her into stakes maybe
>>3160855I swear to god if you retards let her win again, World War 3 will begin. Nothing good ever happens when she does. And something even worse will happen when she hits 5.
>>3160843Standing by.
Yup that's my dorm leader, Mini Cactus!
>>3160864I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>3160877>CM21End OG>CM22End OG>CM23Pace XOg
whenever I try to gitgud at this game and someone ITT tries to help me while I keep failing, this plays in my mind. It's exactly what's happening btwhttps://youtu.be/tw79tKtY92I
>>3160849What? What do you mean "CM17 too"->there's actually been FIVE Ms. Victoria CMsFucking hell. Okay, I'll see if I can get around to it later tonight, maybe.
I have no problem if she wins again
>>3160864Please let it happen it would be so funny. The janny era awakens
>>3160887Her body is ridiculous
I might have a brain aneurysm if I lose this CM, no man can take 12 losses in a row, I can't stand itI might need a long break
>How it feels to be one of the few people that dont fap to groove
>>3160873we about to DEMOLISH that career
>>3160812That's my Sprint Bright!
>>3160895I haven't seen this image since we left /v/
>>3160896Impressive mutation how did you not kill yourself
>>3160893I don't fap to umas but I have an entire folder called "coom" of all the sexiest images I find
26 MINUTES UNTIL THE STEAKS
>>3160902Fuck I need to go grab my chinese takeout
>>3160902STORM THE CAPITAL AND BEHEAD OGURI CAP
>>3160902>the steaks>blatant /ck/ lust inducing photoSTOP MAKING ME HUNGRY
>>3160902Hmmmmm steak....
>>316090255 actuallyit's 25 to finals
if you don't enter Oguri into the stakes you WILL be doxxed
>>3160909Its like you WANT people to do it
>>3160906I JUST got back from the grocery store where I picked up some chicken and asparagus, some wine, and some peanuts
>>3160892wuv you bud, no matter what happens
>>3160775Let's have a rematch once her wedding alt releases, Fujibros!
>>3160892But what if you win
>>3160914there is only hate in my heart
>>3160916You don't realize just how unlucky I am
IM TAKING OUT OGURI FAT MYSELF
>>3160917Get it off your chest
>>3160918You'll win, simple as.
We are doing this to Obuhi Crap tonight
>>3160920TOTAL PACESLOPPER DEATH
>>3160911
>>3160883Same. It feels like the more i learn about the game, the worse my win rate actually gets. I went from not knowing shit about the game and luckshitting plats to actually trying and getting massive losing streaks
>>3160920I'M TIRED OF BEING SUCH A FUCKING LSOER IN THIS THREAD GETTING RAPED BY RNG ON EVERY CM FINALS I SHOULD BE HANGING AROUND AT THE TOP AND I AM ONE OF THE WORST TRAINERS BY PLAT COUNT ITTT I HATE MYSELF I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME BUT I WUV THIS PLACE SO I KEEP TRYING AND THIS GAME KICKS ME IN THE NUTS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAAIN I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN TAKE THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT I AM AT MY FUCKING LIMIT I JUST WANT TO WIN AGAIN AND SEE HER SING MS. VICTORIA I FEEL COMPLETELY WORTHLESSS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
It's funny how feral /v/ma becomes around the stakes.
>>3160923>there are "people" out there that actually ran their POOzuka as p*ce
People care too much about the win itself and not the Uma doing the winning.
Here is a Crazy Oguri Fact!Did you know on the morning of October 1st 2025 a /herse/ resident called local neo-samurai after spotting five young oy neighers sitting on the roof of a white van parked outside an apartment building in Hokkaido, /herse/. The rooftop offered a clear view of /v/ooners. The witness reported seeing the men acting suspiciously taking photos and videos of the burning club and allegedly high-fiving, smiling, and celebrating.
>>3160927plat count is a pretty shit metric of torena skill and knowledge, dont let it get to you man
>>3160934APOLOGIZE TO UMAMUSUME CSHE WAS IN THE RIGHT SINCE THE BEGINNING
>>3160933@BourbonGPT is this true?
>>3160920FUCKING CASINO SLOPTHE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3160934My hero Umamusume C
>>3160938GAS THE NEIGHSCLUB WAR NOW
if I lose i'm legit going to chimp out
>light hello's story actually made me tear up a bit>The scenario is just so dogshit
>>3160933>/v/ooners
>>3160932I care about the uma doing the winning and people get upset when I fill the extra slots with debuffers and not umas I don't care about
>>3160923listen let us have this one, it's grim outside of xog
What if Uma Musume C KILLED Smart Falcon [Full Story] [4:15:52]
Fuji OP next thread? For her dorm victory
HERE WE GO!
>>3160948No, oguri
>>3160948Oguri, Farewell to the queen is tradition.
>>3160948Isn't it tradition that the current queen gets the finals/stakes thread?
>>3160915Of course! Can't wait
>>3160948oguri, it's stakes thread
>>3160954>farewell
>>3160955Yeppers. Quick what oguri pick do we use
>>3160943Now you know why the Grand Live was an ancient relic that nobody except Light Hello wanted to bring back
>>3160948no
>>3160946NTA but I take pity on pacefags. They are literally ONLY relevant during sprintslop which is usually an RNG nightmare in and of itself making it the strongest contender for mickey mouse distance. We'll let you have it
>>3160959>>3159910
THE BEAST OF ____
>>3160954>farewellyou fool, you cannot escape her that easily
>>3160963>>3160951>>3160954>>3160955>>3160957Yeah ok let's use this >>3159910
>>3160964FEAST
>>3160963Ok bet.5 minutes before it begins as usual. Get ready
>>3160964she looks walleyed here
Oguri is still a subpar waifu
>>3160969Ate part of her frontal cortex
>>3065066>>3065066>>3065066GET IN HERE
I MADE IT TO THE STAKES
>>3160976So, how DO you get power?
>>3160977No so fast, you still gotta get into a room.
>>3160976>fell for it again
>>3160976it's funnier the 500th time
>>3160977Good job, man!
>>3160920CM is a shit PvP mode and I stopped caring about it half a year ago. Give me something else.
