>Aquarius CupRace Conditions: 1600m, Mile, Dirt, Tokyo, Left, Good Winter, Cloudy. Registration begins Nov 17th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190Previous: >>3166656Happy Satono Saturday!
Pandora LOVE
Slow day, huh?
machan won
Hmmm, I’m thinking mambo.
>>3169061AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
There are torenas in this very thread who would willingly sell themselves to the satono group…
Hey faggots, made some >fun bullshit just for you, since Nishino is the queen, its time to test your WIT!!!!!https://files.catbox.moe/cxttlr.zipPost your scores! lmk if you enjoyed it
Public lobbies are so chock full of debuffers I'm starting to think that maybe I'll phone it in for the dirt CM and just run camping taiki double debuffers myself
>>3169096Not downloading CP
>>3169096>winrarI ain't clicking that shit neigha
>>3169096What is this?
>>3169099>>3169100Its just a krillion
>>3169096There's got to be a better way than downloading a random zip file
>>3169096DOLPHIN PORN DO NOT OPEN
>>3169102That's that?
>>3169103Thats what rice dev does so thats what I did
>>3169106>Thats what rice dev doesDats racist
>>3169061
>>3169096>lostuma.exe
>>3169096HOLY SHIT NISHINO SEX
>>3169096That was really fun though I did way worse than expected.
Palmer already has a difficult time keeping up with Helios's gyaru speech. You could make a joke about how she has to learn two sets of slang now that she also speaks in gen Z lingo
>>3169115>downloading a zip file from 4chanIts dober for you neigha
>>3169097I think it's time for your friendly REMINDER JOBka IS a shitty comedy jobber, daiwa scarlet is objectively better>Staked Races: Daiwa 12 Vodka 26>1st place: Daiwa 8 Vodka 10>2nd place: Daiwa 4 Vodka 5>3rd place: Daiwa 0 Vodka 3>Unranked: Daiwa 0 Vodka 8Daiwa's proven more consistent AND dominant never placing below second>G1 Wins: Daiwa 4 Vodka 7Vodka entered a bunch of mickey mouse G1s, and people us that to hype her up. Context matters quality over quantity>Win %: Daiwa 66.67% Vodka 38.46%>Placement %: Daiwa 100% Vodka 69.23%>Avg Finish: Daiwa 1.33 Vodka 3.15>"Top tier" Race victories: Daiwa 3 (Oka sho, Shuka Sho, Arima kinen) Vodka 3 (Japanese derby, Tenno Sho Autumn, Japan Cup)The numbers don't lie
>>3169120It seems safe desu
>>3169096>>3169115Damn that's fucking cool, I'll download it when I get home
>>3169096>Oh sweet, Nishino art!>Wait what is that? A file>What? What the fuck?>>3169120I trust yuo
I went to Arby's today since an anon mentioned it a couple threads ago and I got influenced and while I was enjoying my cheesesteak sub, I realized it came with horseradish sauce packets. Which got me thinking, what would horseradish be called in the uma world? Would it still be called horseradish because it doesn't have anything to do with the animal?
>>3169120It was worth it for VQ2
>>3169121Quick question, can you find Daiwa Scarlet here?https://en.netkeiba.com/library/detail.html?no=112
>>3169128Uma radish
>>3169096This is cool as fuck dude
When are we going to get another spica anime or ova?
>>3169098You know what would be a great topic for this new thread?How debuffers are healthy, honest and GOOD for the meta, and anyone saying otherwise is a raving schizo incel chud who deserves to be banned then imprisoned. After all, CyGames approved of it, and CyGames knows best. Thoughts?
>>3169131I'll bet you think the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame matters too.
>>3169096>question 5Hearty kek.
>>3169096Rate my score
>>31690963385The lack of auto-correct is killing me on some of these. I had several of these answers correct but it wouldn't give it to me.Also, this should be a valid answer
>>3169131Daiwa is victim of her own frailty. Missing triple tiara and whole 5th year season due to illnesses cost her the HoF.
>>3169135Never, we will only get newma shows after Cingray s2. Hope you enjoy the Forever Young and DREAMS anime in 2029.
>>3169096I'm so dogshit at Krillion
>>3169096Can I play this on phone?
>>3169138I've actually never won a CM using a debuffer
>>3169096Neat.
I dont know what krillion is but Im downloading that shit
>>3169149Ye just extract the html and open on browser
>>3169139Whatever helps you cope about Scarlet racing in Mickey Mouse mare races while The Coolest was out there duking it out with the best of them>B-buh weak stallionsIf stallions were so weak, how come she lost 2007 Arima Kinen? HMMM
>>3169150I had a long loss streak that immediately ended when I stopped trying to be a wholesome three ace gamer
>>3169096>3,850m (385/700 points)Hopefully a decent score. I lost some points on questions 5 and 6
Now that the dust has settledHow was Season 2 of Oguri’s anime REALLY? I only saw the first one
>>3169160Eh.
Who the fuck is biff?
>>3169165Don't worry about it
>>3169165>not knowing biff
>>3169165Now thats a name i haven't heard in a long long time
>>3169155Vodkafag wants to bring up the 2007 Arima Kinen? Really?
>>3169165
>>3169165The former danchou of /v/ma’s only failed clubstate, /v/ooners. His poor leadership led to a violent revolution
>>3169156My room winrate went from 25% average to 50%~ after I replaced my weakest ace with a shitty debuffer I clanked in NUnitysucks but it is what it is, at least until we get CMs that ban debuffs
>name a club that had recruited in /v/ma>all these /vg/ clubs
>>3169165Danchou of ol /v/ooners. Man this shit is well researched
>>3169165What was the name of the gigaOpera that pillaged rooms before CM even got added?
>>3169173Vodka jobbed there, yes, she isn't suited for long races and lost more than Scarlet,but that's because she was out there racing while Scarlet was taking long, looong breaks
>>3169180There was a few times early on when they did that and they were promptly told to fuck right off
>>3169180Yeah they've tried poaching before, but thinks are peaceful now (mostly)
>>3169183We called him the centurial overlord
>>3169160Tama was great throughout and the Japan cup is pretty schlocky but fun if you can tolerate it. Overall its pretty good but not as good as part 1
>>3169180most of them are made up. My danchud definitely never tried to recruit from here and we're on the list
Der/v/ has a spot open! Please send a carrier pigeon to the Danchou! Comfy casual A rank club, carried by the top 5 players, so everyone else is free to chill! How do you apply? Uhhh ummm uhhh errr uhhh I don't know I'm not an officer or anything! I'm sure he'll browse here though!!! and see it!!!
>>3169198>vtuber
>>3169201(You) bait deployed. Action: Successful. We got him, boys.
>>3169195Actually anon that would be incorrect, because ive verified every instance on the archive before posting it.
>>3169096My fuckin' sides, holy ludokino
>>3169096>1800Darn I'm a beema normie let me try again
>>3169205Some random faggot shitposting about something isn't an attempt at recruitment
>>3169217I understand that but for the purposes of the trivia I counted it, cest la vie
>>3169217Fuck off back to your shitty thread neigher
>>3169220nyo
>>3169165>Goldship hyperanus posterMan what a throwback
>>3169225I dont know that one, mind explaining?
Consider voting for Ulala for queen of /v/ 2026>>>/v/751136830
>>3169229Back in the ol days there used to be a faggot that would spam Gold Ship on the catalog with a ridiculously oversized and grotesque ass and would ERP with himself for 500 posts
Why is there no Romaboo UMA
>>3169231sorry but I have to vote for the one true queen reimu.
>>3169096How is the krillion in question 5 an uma that isn't even out yet?
this carnival is making me realize that bamboo memory is lowkey handsome
The /v/ porn thread is thriving btw, in a good way
>>3169246Thats good, recruit then cuz im not posting there
>>3169096Fun gameSuper happy my cafe win made it in, I don't even remember what stakes that was
>>3169251Everyone in the /v/ thread is from here howeverbeit.
parent run so awful i have 1500sp of unrelated bullshit to buy
>>3169242That's what I've been saying
>>3169240Not the creator.Not 100% but I vaguely remember the lore that that's his wife and he'll swap to her "permanently" upon release. The answer made sense to me when I read it at least.
>>3169252Cafe won a stakes?
>my danchode's cheating is so well known its now used as trivia
>>3169265not looking good...
>>3169265Hope you're getting the greens you want
>>3169252>>3169262Saggitarius Race 4! Like I said, I made sure to double check all facts before making it.
>>3169056
>>3169150I never used debuffer or rabbit.It's cringe.
>>3169272>Trainer would you still love me if I were a ningen
>>3169240Donna is the /v/mapyoi club card and the danchou's one true love
HELIOS IN DA HOUSE! Palmer got her friend and I should be good for Ramonu.
>>3169272Tazuna is human and she gets by at Tracen just fine. What's the issue?
>>3169276Happy for you T-rain!
my danchou left us for JP and now I've become danchou.
>>3169198>this makes 6 piss and shid its pants
>>3169278Why didn't they make it T-rex
>>3169282wouldn't make senseT-Rain is a reference to the rapper, appropriate for the DJ girl
>>3169284I've literally never heard of T-Pain and I'm a zoomie... I grew up with rappers who went by MC, like MC Hammer.
>>3169278>>3169282>>3169284I don't hate the zoomer talk too much. But I do have to question the decision to change Torepi to T-rain just because you hear it so often.
>T-rapist
>>3169286I would imagine T-Pain is an extremely outdated reference at this point. He had most of his relevance around 2007-2012ish, over almost 20 years ago at this point. This is what happens when you have some millennial chicks in charge of writing "zoomer" writing, a bunch of outdated crap from when THEY were young combined with whatever years old slang they just learned about
Can I be a T-1000?
>>3169287>But I do have to question the decision to change Torepi to T-rain just because you hear it so often.Apparently all the localizers assumed you would play with the sound off
>>3169286really? I'm a zoomie too and I'm really familiar with him despite only knowing like one song. He's one of the first rappers to popularize the use of auto-tune. You haven't even heard Bartender ft. Akon?>>3169287I'm with you on this one mainly because I thought toreppi was super adorable
>>3169302Listening to it now. Not ringing a bell.
Can someone explain why KS miracle guts isn't shit? What's the point of this card when scarlet power exists outside of enabling scarlet herself to get Neck?
>>3169306You don't need to feel bad for not knowing T-Pain. It's slop
>>3169306dang. I don't really blame you though because he started losing relevancy around 2010. I was only 7 so I hardly remember anything else from him
And if you don't love me nowYou will never love me againI can still hear you sayin'We would never break the chain (never break the chain)And if you don't love me now (you don't love me now)You will never love me againI can still hear you sayin' (still hear you saying)We would never break the chain (never break the chain)
>>3169312Come on man he's still relevant, the whole damn CLUB be rocking out to this tunehttps://youtu.be/jdoYMJ3nglM
>>3169307Scarlet power is a way worse card than KS guts in almost every way
>>3169286You never heard I'm On a Boat?
>>3169246Seeing a random /v/ resident who doesn't even know the term flatliner being inside a higher club than me kind of dealt a blow to my motivation. I should not have gone there.
>>3169320This explained nothing.
daiwabros... mogged by a booblet boyma... again...
>>3169324>he thought anon was joking when he said torenas on /vm/ are probably in /v/ and visa versal-lol?
>>3169322Nope...
>>3169061I bet her sleeves feel better than her pussy
Now that I have Helios I can do 3 runaways. I wonder if that'll mess up the pack more.
>>3169322>uploaded 17 years ago
>>3169314What's the best horse and cowboy song?
>>3169336Lazy Sunday was 20 years ago.
>>3169337https://youtu.be/_MXcL1F3OMs
>>3169337A HORSE WITH NO NAME
>>3169339Is she related to Marvy?
>>3169337https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LtmZM0OWO8
>>3169325Ks miracle has specialty priority, better hints, the same power bonus, guts bonus, fatter rainbows and fits easier into sprint and mile CMs
>>3169307Scarlet power is 0 priority roamer except she has no stats that contribute anything to cross-trainings, except power bonus but KS Miracle has that same bonus. Aka Scarlet is garbage. Miracle has actual priority, in next scenario you will gladly bring a guts card and most importantly the card works just fine at 0LB.
>>3169281What
Trainers only want one thing
Last borrow please just give me a mile spark. I don't even care about the blues and whites anymore.
Are you guys finally ready for rooms, I need practice partners
I am frozen inside and outside. Only the miraclous warmth of a straight umawife's umanko can thaw my heart. Please tell me at least one of these characters prefers men (unlike helios), wants to hold hands with a man (unlike helios), wants to kiss a man (unlike helios), wants to marry a man (unlike helios), wants to have sex with a man (unlike helios), and wants to have kids with a man (unlike helios).
>>3169357I believe they've finally been picking up
>>3169357>>3169355
>>3169358>unlike helios But the thing is anon, everything is superseded by what you want the character to be, whether other people like it or not.
>>3169358sorry bro, they're all gay. some of them might let you watch them scissor
>>3169324Why not just join a real club?
>>3169363>responded to it again award
>>3169358Laurel is a succubus.
Is it really so weird to want to see characters you like avoid the childless yuri lifestyle filled with septum piercings, trashy tattoos, and manhating political activism (aka being a typical Iesbo)?
>>3169367You forgot these two anons as well then if it's just a shitposter. >>3169364>>3169369
>>3169337Surprised nobody's made an edit of the classicbut unironically this album is greatMe personally I like old Gene Autry cowboy songshttps://youtu.be/jGyLizza5Y4https://youtu.be/buYWu8MUL9oSons of the pioneers (used in the Big Lebowski intro)https://youtu.be/rv8VCfcLmGgCattle callhttps://youtu.be/_-UFTpiqUtsOld Hank Williams (and his band the Drifting Cowboys) is still the GOAThttps://youtu.be/tZfzBCXQ82gEven had a dark edgy alter ego that he would release songs under known as "Luke the Drifter". basically the first real rock star before rock stars were even a thing, before chuck berry, little richard all the other guys credited with being the start of rock. To be fair though Hank Williams learned guitar from an old bluesman so you can still trace the origins back to the blues, but people forget country blues is really when radio stars started becoming a thinghttps://youtu.be/MgHId2tg6dU
>>3169371God I love being a yuri cuck almost as much as I love being in /v/mapyoi
>>3169365Unironically this. If you're unhappy with your club just leave, i'm sure there's plenty of discord clubs you could join and could even get S rank
>>3169369If she is for (you), why is she confessing to Brian then?
>going to shitcord unironically
>>3169277Well, Tazuna's not exactly winning any races here.>>3169274I would. They're still charming.
>>3169376I left my club here, went to a /vg/ club and couldn't be happier. Don't know why more people don't the same thing. It's not like you have to use their thread to join their clubs
>>3169380SEEEEEEX
yeah okay if the options are shit card 1 or shit card 2 and it never gets better then i just will write off neck n neck as a skill that isn't real unless innate.
>>3169385go back
Soon, losers
I know this has probably been asked to death but can someone spoonfeed me if any of the paid banners are worth it?
>>3169392>falling for scammers
>>3169392Selectors yes anything else is for retards and luckchads.
>>3169392>spending money on a gacha
>>3169392If you have to ask then no.
>>3169392The current uma banners are fine for new players/people with really barebones rosters. The support banners are scam. In 2nd anni there will be paid banners that allow you to pick support and umas, those are fine if you're willing to spend.
>>3169392Support card paid banners will never be worth it because 99% of SSRs are bad and of those 1% that are good, 90% of them need like 4 copies to actually be good.Trainee banners, you only need to roll a character once but unless you really don't care who you get it's still not advised.
>>3169392I think they're technically the best value in terms of getting any specific "thing". Wish they didn't package them with carats to make em cheaper but eh you are buying pixels.
>>3169392In this game? hell no. The pools are too big.
>>3169392>>3169400Nvm you're talking about the banner not the selector my bad.
>>3169275I'll believe it when I see it
I know this has probably been asked to death but can someone spoonfeed me if any of the playable umamusume has been confirmed to be heterosexual?
wet himbas...
Now that her rival got an alt, what is Vodka's second alt gonna be?And other initial release umas for that matter too, Condor, Haru, Suzuka, Fuku,and Bourbon and Opera if you count those
>>3169414YES
>>3169380This game has caused me to lust for smaller sized girls and I don’t like it.
>>3169404
>>3169424I meant that I will believe that HARLOT will stay loyal when I see him not changing his uma every banner
>>3169424We're going to flay him alive if he ever switches his profile uma away from Gentil after she comes out.
>>3169414Cygames would lose money if they did that. This is not a game for h*t*r*sexual men
>nice relaxing day>only noon>major chores and runs done>have time to do building and painting miniatures>don't feel like doing it>best time to do it>but don't wannaDoes this make me an artfag?
Feels nice not being a danchouI can change my profile uma whenever I want and nobody cares
>>3169424/v/mapyoi kicked 2 members ? not looking good
>>3169432Its an old pic
>>3169429Hobbies aren't meant to feel like a chore or a job. If you don't feel like doing it, you don't feel like doing it so don't force yourself
Come kick my ass i need motivation for the dirt CM430846004308460043084600
>>3169431people might notice if I changed mine and I will change it in the future
>>3169438>just remembered I still dont have a single dirt ace
>>3169307Because come next scenario, you will want to run a guts card anyway for miles and sprints, and it provides one of the highest value skills that has been the sole reason camping Taiki and halloween Doto have been terrifying. The stat bloat will continue, but they will actually decrease the stat cap for speed so the only productive stat to put your extra trainings into for short distances is guts for dueling instead of extra power and wasted stam.
>>3169440I'll make sure to make deal about it whenever (You) do
>>3169357My team is done if you want to steal them
>>3169438i'm going to kick the bucket soon
>>3169449it's gonna be a while though
>>3169307It is shit, retards heard sloptubers shill the card and are parroting them. KS miracle is maybe used for 2 or 3 CMs and is not even mandatory
>>3169452
>>3169455I mean its used until UAF. I personally didnt pull for her but shes aight
>>3169459Is this what happens once an uma is forgotten? Spooky...
KYS miracle
>>3169438>3/9Whatever man, ill do publics then
Stop rolling for cards that aren't in your main style retards
>>3169464many are doing that
>>3169463
>>3169465Im a pace main tho
>>3169467Whats the point of coming here if people would rather shitpost than play the game or discuss it. Man I'm annoyed now.
>>3169470I don't even have a fucking parent to make an ace with yet you faggot. The CM is still fucking 2 weeks away.
>>3169463Noone cares about your metaslop, go suck a cock somewhere else
>>3169431
>>3169470We had some rooms earlier most people aren't ready yet so the rooms look pretty much the same all the time.
>>3169470I just think it's funny that people have been trying to host dirt rooms for a week straight and nobody is joining. It's a bit out of the norm for us, but people really don't seem that motivated for this one. I just thought it was funny.I don't have aces ready (yet) or else I would have joined, no need to take it personally.
>>3169460Gold City Guts power creeps her for Miles soon so she'll only be used for Sprints. Lasting for a long time doesn't matter if she's barely used for any pvp
>man why can't posts exclusively just be rooms and loopingSounds awful.
>>3169474NTA but you're a massive faggot
>>3169462Kiss Miracle, actually
>>3169470I need parents for 3 different styles for next CM and it's dirt so I need surface pinks for two of them.
>>3169475
>>3169475marry fuck kill
>>3169479At no point did I or anyone say that.
>>3169463why publics? Host some on /vg/ neigha. It's way better quality than publics
Despite all the umaganda, turns out nobody likes dirters
>>3169475Seiun would never where anything so conservative
>>3169489I dont go there so
>>3169486Marry SeiunFuck Grass WonderKill El
>>3169420Hopefully something cool to honour her record, but I feel like I'd have to read more about the horse to think about what that could be
>>3169489go back nigger
>>3169463I've barely got any aces atm
>>3169480>replied to the bait award
>>3169494eh not like you need to interact with anybody there if you don't want to. Post the room code, post the results and leave. Rooms there are good so don't let some silly board tribalism stop you
>>3169487I didn't say that but I may have thought it at one point
>>3169490i'd run them if playing grand live didn't make me want to jump in a tub of boiling oil
I have some EXTREMELY bad dirters. Come raise your self esteem by beating me up22674848
>>3169506But I was told that Grand Live was a good mode
I have no aces because I haven't manually played the game in daysThat's because I just can't get a parent with at least three greens
I feel like I'm getting gaslit, so it must be true.
>>3169508Gachafags say every upcoming thing is "good" or will "save the game" in an attempt to keep other people playing.They are the true crabs
>>3169513Everyone is lying about not having aces readyThey simply don't want to join YOUR rooms, you've been blacklisted.
>>3169390Windy!
>All this shit over Helios on the internetYou can see how nature is healing and people are tired of blatantly garbage translations and lying to make it seem like they fixed it.>>3169490I like Urara though?
>>3169420I'm gonna guess>Vodka either gets a future scenario alt OR a solo alt personally tailored to her (like blaze Brian)>Halloween El>Urara gets one of those random April alts like the cheerleaders, or MAYBE Valentines if they feel like giving her some for-(You)-bait>Wedding Suzuka>Christmas Fuku>New Years Bourbon>Ballroom Opera (dress, not suit)
>>3169490I wuv granny though?
>>3169422>gives you this stare>wearing those clothescygames should take responsibility for making me lust for teio
TP check! Remember that Aoharu runs are half TP right now!
>>3169508I actually do like GL and dont get the hate lol. I don't find it particularly bad in the RNG department desu
>>3169525Thanks for the reminder Chrono-sama, another million fans for Danchou.
>>3169514This is pretty much the case for any vidya game community. There's always people that will defend new good, old bad, and anyone complaining about new stuff is le bad. But the problem with doing that in gacha is when you have a horrible scenario, and then you try and gaslight people that the next scenario is better and it's just straight up not, then this goes on for months and you STILL try to claim like the shit doesn't stink, it does more harm than good. I just don't like this echo chamber bullshit mentality of not being able to criticize games anymore. You would hope people on 4chan would be above that but nah, things turn into the same echo chamber bullshit where only nice comments are allowed.
So, I need help. I'm naming all of my KSP missions after umamusume, and am about to launch a manned Kerbol fly-by mission. I've got these as my current naming conventions>Maruzensky: A one-off science rover, probably will end up with more science rovers later. (1 rover)>Special Week: One off rockets that didn't do much of anything other than establish basic science. (11 ships)>Dantsu Flame: An eclectic series of Kerbin-space missions that didn't involve landing. (9 ships)>Aston Machan, Daiwa Scarlet, Vodka (Reserved): Kerbin-orbital satellites, in increasing increments of power. (2 satellites, 3 ships)>King Halo: The Minmus landers. (2 ships)>Kawakami Princess: The Mun landers. (6 ships)>Seiun Sky: The signature rocket plane series I built because I was shit at the game (1 + 4 major variants + 5 minor variants)>Neo Universe: Repeatable space contract missions (2 ships)>Samson Big: Long distance probes that I may or may not get back, but would REALLY like back. (1 probe)>Sirius Symboli (A failed aircraft that resulted in the Seiun Sky)Which uma could fit the theme of interplanetary flyby missions that isn't Neo Universe?
I think it's finally time to spit on Oy Neigh's grave. I will start.*spits*
>>3169530>You would hope people on 4chan would be above that but nah, things turn into the same echo chamber bullshit where only nice comments are allowed.I mean isn't the popular opinion that GL is shit and LH should be killed? Tho I personally like it
I love double rewards
>>3169470I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING MANI'm so sorry but you can't expect many people to have Dirters yet, Dirt fucking sucks
>>3169530I don't dislike it but I find it boring. I've been pressing spd and wit like a bot for 3 months
>>3169535*cums*
>>3169532Seeking the pearl
>>3169535*HAWK*PITTOOIE!
>>3169530These threads have hardly been sparse of GL criticism, I don't know what you're talking about
>>3169530Old good, new goodI love umamusume.GL was miserable for aces though. I won't miss that.
>>3169544Oh yeah, she DID go on international races. That'd work out pretty well.
>>3169532I would say any of the legend changer umas that had massive international success like el condor pasa
>>3169537Double reward/half TP events are effectively a daily 150 free carats gibs event that flatliners are missing out on.
>>3169535Rael /v/manon does not celebrate misfortune of his rivals
>>3169380I can't wait to grab Dream Journey so I can see her in the onsen (even though it probably won't show her armpits like teio slut here)
I'm ngl Helios saying HawkTuah and gawk gawk while down there would do things to me, zoomers are hot
>>3169536We've had multiple threads recently where people have tried to pretend like Grand live isn't shit, that the debuffer meta isn't shit, and that the localization for this game isn't shit, particularly when it comes to Helios. When you criticize those things, some anons take it as a personal attack on them. There are actually anons here that get upset when you make a criticism of CyGames and their decisions.
the hardest part of training Inari One is remembering to get her fan count up
>>3169428I hate lesbians I hate dykes I hate these decadent creatures so fucking much but everywhere I go I'm forced to see them because trannies have invaded every nerd spaces and can't help themselves from worshipping them I don't deserve to see this shit but I do anyway because fuck me I guessdespite being one of the most jewish thing imaginable it's still praised about everywhere whyI don't care if I'm alone my hatred for dykes will exist as long as I live I seriously hope evey lesbos on earth will die an agonizing death or get raped (preferably both) I hate their very existence why can't they just all drop dead fuck them for committing the crime of being alive if I ever have the chance of beating a dyke to death and get away with it I would jump on the opportunity
>>3169555Sounds like you want your own echo chamber
>>3169555>if you disagree with me, it can't be because you actually think I'm wrong>it's purely because you enjoy licking Cyjew's boot
>>3169555Well desu, that CAN be just differences of opinion lol. I like the debuffer meta cuz i use debuffers like a nig so my oshi can win
>>3169524and people say teio's career in the game isn't kino
>>3169562It's bad dawg
>>3169525how do they do thisrender layer trickery or do they actually move insidesomeone should skin an uma or two alive so we can know for sure
Some rooms perchance?
>>3169507>Bottom podiumHeck yeah. Come beat me up so I feel inadequate, get off my ass and start training seriously88737229
>>3169549Yeah but these missions are going to mostly be "minor" fly-bys and returns. I wanna reserve the really big international names for orbits and landings.
>>3169565You just have the eyelookat target be the camera
>>3169539I guess thats fair, I got mildly annoyed cuz I've been trying to host for the past 4 days with no results. But I suppose it is true I can't just assume everyone will have their stuff yet.
>>3169555can we skip to the part where you get banned for saying you're going to murder women
>>3169535*smooch*
>>3169535They should kick their low earners and replace them with hard working bwos
>>3169572It's early + latter day scenario malaise + restrictive cm for many who want to oshigame
>>3169572You also have the problem that the people who are done are probably off doing other things then playing the game and reading the thread. I know that I'm done so I've just been sending El to the loop mines and then fucking off to play VR shooters, especially since I can't even start working on CM23 parents since GM has a bunch of skills you want to get onto your parents
>>3169578We are living on the last days of GL god I am ready for GM. It looks much more interesting.
>>3169566now that the hakuraku simulator exists roomas are only used for masturbation and there's nothing interesting about my mileslop teams
>>3169525That's a useless reminder>unity I rather have my TP rot unity is shit for parents
Speaking of GM is there anywhere i can look up how to play GM? Some basic introduction document would be nice.
>>3169583Haku was a mistake
>>3169562personally I liked her career even if it's on the weak side and too short, sadly teio's career is one of those that suffer for coming out too early, lots of those careers suffered the same way for lacking more rival interaction and good balance of drama and comedy
Got spooked by the yabe while rollan. What am I in for?
>>3169584>unity is shit for parents>free NSM and It's On + Unity only skillsIt could be worse desoo sempai.
>>3169568That one didn't go so badLast one for now68344344
>>3169592slopkino
>>3169592sex
>>3169592Earjobs.
>>3169592Kitasan blanco looks like she has thinning hair
>>3169586Gametora has a rudimentary guide for it, just set your server to JP first.
>>3169592Pantyhose mucho sexo
>>3169535Unironically they should just stay in A so everyone bitching about muj A+ would shut up and to stop /vg/ to join Oy Neigh.
>>3169586https://youtu.be/WdGHhmfcnAcI remember the Jpbro posted this a while ago.
>>3169598
>>3169598If only.
>>3169593Nice try danchou. Enforce some quota if you want me to do runs.
>>3169605beemapyoibro...
>>3169594Im shocked this filled so quickly
>>3169594Holy fuark Dirt King out of nowhereThanks for coming. I'll try to have something better soon.
>>3169617Thanks for hosting!
What's she reading?
>>3169625Pirated Shonen Jump's last shitty issue
>>3169625comic LO
>>3169625Don quixote
>>3169625Lolita
how the fuck do i get more power on herdo i just spam Power Gain Up in the shop?
>>3169625The Protocols of the Elders of Tracen
>>3169592>literally the first line of her career is talking about how she has a dead sisterWhat the fuck man, is this gonna be pure anguish?
>>3169634Buy Power Songs asap. You train power while training spd
>>3169634More speed trainings and prioritize techniques that give power over hints/skill points when you can.
>>3169634Getting the power song early adds up to over 100 power over the career
>>3169634This could have been a thread
>>3169645thanks machan
How schizophrenic is being a front/end main
>>3169096This shit is so dope, are you making any more?
>>3169651If you guys liked it I can make more
Whats the secret to making good late surgers breh, this shit is hard
Found out Toriganaku has extra art on their fanbox in compilations and couldn't help notice that Acute pops up a lot when I checked on pawchive. Ended up doing a tally to see by how much, these are the most recurring umas from 149 appearances up till july:Acute - 8, 5.4%Tachyon - 6, 4.0%NTR - 5, 3.4%Jordan - 4, 2.7%Pokke - 4, 2.7% Inari - 4, 2.7% Rest are 3s, 2 and 1s. Pretty sure there are another 1 or 2 Acute pieces after July too. Also notably:Teio - 1Spe - 1 Oguri - 3Falco - 3, 2.0%King - 0Kita - 0
>>3169656I am Nooticing /v/ma has a lot of stats/data nerds
>>3169654waiting for them to get good supports and trainees
>>3169656Who the FUCK hit acute
>>3169654Mutating to pace/end atm
>>3169654Mutate them to ends. Lates are in the cuck shed right now.
>>3169654There is none really. They are gamblers. You just pray they hit their accels/get a lobby that doesn't kill them.
>>3169664Apparently she likes it. That's more than one artist drawing her getting hit/spankedIs she the prophetized ryonafag uma? Or is it invalid since she is willing?
>>3169664Its fine, anon, she likes it
>>3169664It's based on how the rider used the crop a lot on the IRL one to spur him on to OYL to a nose finish against IRL Smart Falcon.
I need divination, good or bad omen?
We at HotUmaGlue enjoy quite the space to recruit trainers, we have roughly 8 spots waiting for you to join the decadent jewel of /v/mamusume.Clubs im working to make art for:>Horse M.D>Oy Neigh>/v/agabond>ASTERIf your club doesnt have a post yet ill work on it too
>>3169686I mean, it's fine, but I want +wit and either +power or +speed depending on my trainee's growth as my first two songs if I got to construct a perfect run
>>3169687Can mambo get a cameo? 2/3rds of us post here.
>>3169687kino
>>3169693only if you accept being called mamBROS instead of mambwos
>>3169674Late surgers are gamblers hasn't been the case in a very long while, good late surgers stack up on midrace to be sniffing the asses of fronts just before the late race
I'm reserving my judgment on GL apologist until after GM releases. If the new scenario actually turns out to be good™ we're going to make the Fukucaust look like the URA finals.
>>3169697Im just kiddin, I respect the separation.
>>3169698You're still gambling much more on room comp then any other style with pace being 2nd but at least they aren't completely bricked if they're in 1st/2nd
>>3169687BourbonGPT explain all the references in the artworks. Make no mistakes.
>>3169693nobody here understands mambwos enough to make fanart. Tell the DAAAHHHBYYYY demon to make it
>when danchou cheats on Opera again
>>3169706Not him but you can just put Fuku and Opera O Mambo's hat and that's basically the club
>>3169687Which albums are you doing next?
>>3169711Opera enjoys it
>>3169705>top left: Deftones - Around the Fur>top right: Slipknot - Volume 3: The Subliminal Verses>bottom left: Limp Bizkit - Significant Other>bottom right: KoRn - Follow the Leader>>3169693Ill see..im a bit iffy about meddling with /uma/ clubs due to the historic hatred most of their invaders get but i might just have something in store>>3169716S.C.I.E.N.C.E., Toxicity (but i might tackle another SOAD album for the club im thinking to give it to), Meteora, and Wisconsin Death Trip
>>3169687They are all great but the /v/mapyoi album is a masterpiece, it cracks me up every time
>>3169726Im just messing around /hug/cho don't
>>3169726Nah I say do it for Mambo. We have former Mambo members in our clubs, and I think they're the most harmless club from the other board. Not that I've been there a lot of times.
>>3169737I think a cheeky background refernce or some dumb shit like that is the best way to handle that
>>3169656>>3169664that's so fucking hot
>>3169726I'm actually curious of what you think of the clubs from the other board or the Mambo one. Maybe it would be a funny thing to do?
There's like 3 Mambo clubs on /uma/, are they even from the same club?
>>3169607Breh look at the timestamp for sample decks JPfags were complete shitters. She's actually showing pic rel as successful runs. Even our fourth rate would completely curbstomp ancient JPbros.https://youtu.be/WdGHhmfcnAc?t=1214
>>3169726Not directly related to the album covers but i think youd like Mudvayne - L.D. 50 and 1. Taproot - Gift or Welcome. From what i can gather of your music taste
>>3169742There's only 1 Mambo club on /uma/ bwo
>>3169745I remember super early on GL a JP bro posted some example umas that he won CM with and they were fucking terrible, they had shit like corner connoisseur
If you want to talk about the other board go there your retarded subhumans.
>>3169745Ancient jpplayers didn't have 9000 years of foresight and not even 1% of the helpful tools we have
>>3169747No, there were two. I know this because when I was collecting data for the census, a request for the second Mambo club's ID was on their rentry.I did misremember and thought I had actually collected a second Mambo's stats, but I didn't, so it was just two.
sup, anything i missed today, kinda slow day today
When my trainee restricts training I listen, learn and then make her race instead.
>>3169741I frankly dont know or care about the other ones, theres only two clubs of theirs relevant to /v/ma, the s one cuz it has /ourguy/ and a bunch of old pre-exile posters and mambo cuz for some reason they post a lot here. Even then, beyond a reference maybe they don't get cover arts.
>>3169761FASTER
>>3169756>>316909610/10 OC and some roomas
>>3169351You don't know why 6 is afraid of 7?
>>3169761I cam hardly believe this is the last CM with soul
>Missed out on the transfer request because I was out all dayaiiiiieeeeeeeee
You didn't hear it from me, but rumor has it /v/madanchou is about to cheat on Taiki again
fuck Tachyon doesn't have any fan bonus wtf I keep missing goals
>>3169766Because Ogurin ate them.
>>3169767>Debuffslop
>>3169755Might have been somebody shitposting, there's no 2nd Mambo club on /uma/
>>3169771Why did Ogurizz do this?
>>3169475El should be bigger and sluttier
Just saw that Wildwood movie and my God, I don't think I've ever seen something that well animated in many many years. What an absolute master flex of stop-motion work
>>3169768I dont do thise because I dont take shortcuts to success
Did we never do the friday SBR?
>>3169767>I cam hardly believe this is the last CM with soulnope, there's 2 more zodiac CMs
>>3169601The GM guide is on the Global server now.
>>3169782Host went out for subs.
>>3169783>I still got a chance for starred platsPHEW
>>3169760That's fair, and a reference would be fine. Was mostly curious afterall
>>3169754Only tangentially related, but I like how despite the fact that global has near-perfect advance knowledge of the next several years of uma, you still get clueless people in the playerbase who ask if they can skip Ramonu or something.You could release a must-include speed card tomorrow that literally never ever gets powercrept and is good even at LB0, and there would still be trainers asking whether they need it because they already have Kita.
>>3169706>nobody here understands mambwos enough to make fanartEx-mambwo and occasional drawfag here. I just don't want to do it.
>>3169778I've should check it out, only stop motion movies I've watch are Wallace and gromit
Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of the finals races for CM4 and subsequently the fourth /v/ictory stakes. As a small celebration of yesterday's stakes, I'm hosting two reenactment races that (You) can join using either the trainees of today or the aces of a bygone era. You have about a full day to enter these if you want.2200m, Medium, Turf, Hanshin, Right, Firm, Summer, Sunny, Great MoodsAs usual there will be two rooms where you can enter ONE uma of your choice: The first is an unrestricted room where you can reheat your CM19 aces.105958781059587810595878The second room will have the following restrictions:>URA/Unity only, maximum of THREE banner SSR supports (including your borrow), support cards released after 11/8/2025 are not allowed, OR you can ignore all of this and enter an uma made before 11/8/2025. Cutoff point for support cards: https://files.catbox.moe/f17mom.png168555111685551116855511We have a half TP event going on for Unity at the moment. There's no better time to make a uma for the fun race than right now!
>>3169800Good, your loyalty is to the crown of /v/ma
>>3169800Would you be willing to do one even if only a small or lazily done art/reference. Would be a good tl;dr for someone like me who has never been there.
>>3169803You 100% should, Laika are like masters of their craft. Some scenes look like they were written/storyboarded before they even knew if they could do it and they still did it
>>3169809I find it kinda funny how one of the, if not THE best animation studios in the world is basically some Nike execs nepobaby's passion project
>>3169806Can i join with an uma that released AFTER the 4th stakes?
re-enactments for both graded races yesterdayboth 7/18Keio Hai Nisai Stakes217552882175528821755288Kyoto Jump Stakes (3170 has been turn to 3200m)416193424161934241619342
>>3169817comically large carton of juice
>>3169808If you want to know about them go to their board you mong.
>>3169813Hey it's probably the best use out of a nepo's billionaire bank account we'll ever see, I am glad one of those is funding genuine art and passion projects
>>3169821I rather not. I doubt I'll even learn anything about them since last time I tried to they were all posts about a namefag or something. Something to do with an NTR poster and a Kitasan one.
>>3169814For the first room anything goes. For the other one it's fine as long as the deck more or less conforms to the room restrictions or it's an old Unity uma.
>>3169822Yep privatizing interests is always a good thing
>>3169808Fugggg I was going to say "nyo" and give and excuse and say what I would do if I did do it, but now I have a funny idea and I want to do it... but I have other incomplete pieces to finish...
>>3169826Nothing good ever coke from interacting with the abyss. Even just a cheeky reference is proving to be shaky ground
>>3169830Does it really count as privatizing if its a genuine passion project? Despite the reputation, only profitable movie Laika made was Caroline, everything else was a flop that it could tank due to the man in charge having the funds to do so
>>3169821Other former mambro here, mambros don't even make posts there besides a couple of the newer members
>>3169838Nah, privatizing is the wrong word, self sustaining capital? Anyway, it's cool regardless.
HOLY SHIT GETTING STAMINA IS IMPOSSIBLE
>>3169833No need to rush or force it and only do it if you want to.>>3169836Mambo members just seemed cool and all, and I think I've seen plenty of them here including the ones inside our clubs.
>>3169830They clearly did not say it was always a good idea, just this particular case turned out well
>>3169843But chuddah....what if?
/vg/NIGGERS
>>3169853WHOA WHOA WHOA SUZUKA?!
>>3169853Yeah can you guys fuck off, we were chill until you tried to insert yourselves into our stuff
>it's fucking realWhat in the fuck bros
>>3169844I think its closer to patronage from ye olden days when rich people did cool things with their money, well sorts, Travis actually takes a big part in Laikas works, like Wildwood? He directed it
>>3169855I'll keep inserting it into your stuff if you catch my drift
>>3169856WHAT THE FUCK??? AM I FUCKED?
>>3169856And Techbros wonder why anti-AI stance is becoming more popular
>>3169856What in the fucky?
>>3169822Man, and all I'm gonna do as a nepobaby is jerk off to anime chicks and play video games. But then again, I'm not working with the money to fund projects.
>>3169856What the fuck it's fucking true, and they turn it on by default what a bunch of fucking subhumans
bro what the FUCK is inari one's career, is it impossible for her to have a good score?I did TWO optional g1s, hopeful stakes and osaka hai AND I STILL FAILED THE FAN FEST, aikawa was at green
>>3169870All the big AI models had to be trained by pirating any piece of information available on the internet. They don't care about breaking any rules because they have learned it doesn't apply to them and that they can get away with everything.
>>3169856Is this for mass data harvesting or stealing people's processing power?
>>3169856Best start configuring your router's firewall rather than trust the company will do what it says
>>3169800Makes sense, nobody hates Mambwos more than ex-mambwos
>>3169872>3 races before second inspoYeah you need Arima Kinen or Japan Cup to save you.
>finally hit dirt A in one inspo>Cunt Hello doesn't suck my cock for 5 clicks in a row>no rainbows>barely make my song goals>no SP +2 until early senior year>no mile A>my soul becomes blacker
>>3169856AMD is next
>>3169879Goddamn this career looks so comfy
>>3169877How do I do that?
>>3169879>>3169872honestly would it be better to just accept the fanfest isn't gonna happen and just train your ass off?
>>3169875They get away with it as long as investors and governments believe the miracle ai gets produced soon. If the ai stocks slump I think there will be a reckoning
>>3169872I just take one of the turf G1s in junior year and the DAHBY for classic year and I get there just fine. If you happen to job the DAHBY then go for any one of the g1s towards the end of classic year and you'll make it.>>3169883Only downside to her career is the 3 required races in the latter half of senior year, which does limit a decent chunk of your potential gains.
>>3169872have support cards that give plenty of fans, run the hopeful stakes, and run either the dahby or the mile championship if you can cop 15,000 fans I think is enough. But the dahby is the surest shot.
>>3169872If your deck has good fan bonus you only need to win the Derby (real, not dirt). If not you need to do one of the big races in classic year, and those also have fan requirements so you probably need to run an extra race to qualify for them.>>3169886For festival Inari on Sprints/Miles, yes because your ult does nothing anyway.
>>3169887>If the ai stocks slump I think there will be a reckoningThe problem is that now the US and China are in an AI arms race so money is a secondary concern. You can't have your big rival have the superior AI when it could turn out to be a threat to your global dominance.
>>3169878Hate is too strong a word for how I feel but the idea I had in >>3169833 is a little spiteful actually
I FUCKING LOVE LOOPING! I NEVER WANT TO DO A MANUAL CAREER EVER AGAIN
Get a white recovery or nah?
>>3169879with that cozy ass baby mode race schedule, I'd take a cardless wit training over 0.00069% velocity in a blink.
>>3169893leveling up an ultimate for the ultimate itself is always pointless, the ult gets like .001% betterIt's ONLY for score padding
>>3169856lol
>>3169900Nah. You're well over the required amount of stamina needed for dirtslop.
>>3169900That's more than enough, your wit though...
>>3169905Yeah but I've been seeing people spam Murmur in pubs and I don't wanna lose because of it>>3169907Fine Motion forgor...
Wit only becomes a real stat outside of downhill right after the whole game turns to skillslop.
>>3169912so you're saying my low-wit rickey can win the CM?
>>3169897AI is useful but only when trained and specialised like how militaries and small cliques of stem are. In both Us and china ai companies have been trying to insert ai everywhere with at best mixed results and in China the stocks have already slid. The military already has what they need but ai companies are desperately trying to string them along with promises of agile or whatever. So while I don't think ai is going anywhere I do think it will receive more scrutiny
Test
Why is getting stamina so fucking hard breh
>>3169918oguri is saying yaseru, not yatteru
>>3169918You passed!
>>3169919Bruh show sparks
>>3169921How do you bite your lip saying yaseru? Was she that hungry?!
>>3169921what does that mean?>>3169923yay! :D
>>3169919>Dirt GW-What are you training for?
>>3169933Team trials
>>3169932to get thin
>>3169936kek
>>3169096This was fun as fuck thank you so much for this
I want to taste Hokko-chan's sweetrolls.
>>3169899I finally got a good kitasan white, but now I have to make d*rt horses
Finally
>>3169956>played the game award
>>3169958Forgot the image
>>3169096>I'm on the enemies list
>>3169968goldshiphyperanusposter...
>>3169972My fucking RIVAL
>>3169972He was a true hero... I just couldn't see it...
>>3169972Wasn't that just scatjeet? I don't remember this guy
>>3169978You dont remember the gold ship ERP OPs?
>>3169980yeah but that was just sc*tj**t fucking with us right?
>>3169061The info is wrong, it's snowy not cloudy
>start career>first two turns are all 1/1/1/1/1 trainings>glue the runHaving your own set of parents really changes your mindset
>>3169987Oh shit you're right
>>3169989neigher what are you doing, you press wit then perma gamble on light hello turn 4+
>>3169995Thats how people that have to borrow think
>>3169995That's reasonable, but TAKE a LOOK at THISIt's beautiful
>>3169989>Not 0/0/1/1/0You people would not survive a single one of my runs
>>3169987>Snowy DirtThis might be the worst CM of all time who thought this was ok?
>>3170003I know heavy rain drains your stamina, but what's wrong with snow
>janny didn't delete the thread on /v/
>>3170003bro your stamina sparks?
>>3170006if you want to make another one, complain about helios' trannylation
>>3170003Snow is a cool as fuck and will be great for my slutty Maruzensky running around.
>>3170006Oot + upcoming GTA launch will probably distract the mods for while
>>3170006There's not really any use for that board beyond recruiting desu. Hopefully we can annex some toreinas to recruit for our mighty empire
>>3170005It drops your power by 50 (dirt with a good track, non-good dirt drops it by 100) and increases your stamina drain by 2% per second (soft/heavy terrain conditions). Not as bad as heavy, which would do all the same stuff that soft dirt does but it also drops speed by 50.
>>3170007They fuckin' suck they suckin' fuck they're a piece of shit and I don't like them. I just want to make Nishino a mommy but this game continues to deny me. I don't need stamina sparks from her specifically since the grandparents can do it but this is ass.
>>3170019Have you considered how much aura snow tracks add to your uma though
>>3170017>recruitingwe didn't get anyone...
>>3170025For NOW. Just gotta keep sending fishing lines until someone bites. Sadly, as much as I hate to say it. The interest at this point is mostly surrounding A+ clubs. And its seemingly a sensitive topic to touch.
You're supposed to lure them and deceive them until they send a wuv you in the club chat. That's when they legally become your clubs property.
*inhales*AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3170041copa copa
>>3170034The only person that mentioned clubs was already in like a rank 200 random club with a 2/mil a day quota and, surprise, didn't have any flatliners. I know it's taboo and /v/ clubs are "casual" but it's annoying that my club is B+ because half of the niggers do like 200k fans a day.
So are we still going for A+ or?
>>3170045Hold the line and we'll push later
>>3170045Yuh
>>3169936Nyo my barren wife!
>>3169656Acute's 2nd alt needs to have a ponytail.
>>3169986The detestable scatjeet my sworn enemy. Is that the same one who spammed gay butt fucking whenever he got mad?
/v/ma will look at this and say "SEX"
>>3170060SEXoy neigher btw
>>3170060SEX
>>3170060ew
>>3170060Her ribcage extends out futher lmao, she rivals Cafe.
>>3170057yes, anything gross with anuses or shit was him, same guy that made a schizo "bot" that would destroy the threads (it was him copy pasting posts from the archive) may or may not also have been the same that had the gigaschizophrenic meltdown spamming the catalogue with horse gore and screaming at jannies to ban us
>>3170060You're late.>>3169380>>3169386
>>3170060this nigga has anterior pelvic tilt
>>3170060This is so fucking gross, I hope you are all bullshitting because this is ugly and disgusting as sin. Women aren't supposed to look like that
Tapping that.
>>3170060I am from der/v/ and I want to have raw, unprotected, non-consensual sex with this fine maiden.
>>3170074it's like those toddlers that waddle around with their gut out
>>3170082>non-consensual
>>3170080The Mejiro family casual wear look like they feel nice. They look comfy.
>>3170086Why are you surprised?
>>3170090You will never EVER be strong enough to rape an uma
>>3170077but I look like that
>>3170100you have 30 seconds to escape
>>3169806Training a new ace for this was a nice change of pace. Aoharu really does just let you turn your brain off.
>>3170099not without drugging them yeah
races for tonight
>>3170100SEX
there are women on /v/ma?
why the fuck do all the star piece transfer requests require the "graded giant" epithet now, i just want to turn in my slop umas
>>3170119Nihonmatsu Tonkotsu...
>>3170123According to the demographics survey there's a few
>>3170100
>>3170125Specifically so you can't turn in slop umas.
>>3170125>nowThey always required that.
>>3170125ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING FAN RUNSPLAY THE GAME
>>3170128>come el chan, we're leaving
>cook nice meal today>go into food coma>wake back up>/v/ thread is still alive
>>3170125KEEP DOING MORE FAN RUNSMAKE DANCHOU PROUD
Flatties suck and women aren't real.
>6 greens>mile S>shit statsFucks sake man
>>3170136>Flatties suckYeah, me.
>>3170138Disgusting!
>>3170137its still good neigha
>first racefukushima 1150 (what a weird distance) dirt 2yo maiden
>>3170074>isrealkek
>>3170137KYS
>>3170060Damn shes got a FAT ASS, SEX!
>>3170100That's a shame. I bet you wish you looked more like Daiwa.
>>3170100T O M A K O M A IOMAKOMAI
>>3170143My lawyer wife is so sexy.
>>3170137Wanna test her out? Speed sucks but she looks decent
>>3170100L O N D O N
>>3170154are you actually going to go?
Alright anon, A good character design is one which can be identified by their silhouette alone.Can (You) identify this mysterious uma musume?
>>3170125these are for you to turn in your failed acesBecause of course you were training your wife, right? At least TRYING to make it work?
>>3170127So? We have more trannies on /uma/
>>3170142First race of the night goes to Dona Big Ben!>rulership granddaughteralso kek they pronounce>earth gripperas>ass gripper
>>3170164Is that the one new newma?
>>3170165I GLUED THEM ALL BC I HIT 260
>>3170164Who are the amputee uma musumes?
>>3170164RYAN!
>>3170164The spiky hair makes me think ryan?
>>3170165Well of course, I'm hard at work at my wife Rickey this CM. Then next CM I'll start on my other wife Kitasan Black (but only the NY version)
>>3170169you're supposed to glue the fan horses first
>>3170164I can feel my hatred welling up. It's the worthless trash that refuses to give me a good parent.
>>3170164Of course. I just tapped that.
>>3170171>>3170173You would be CORRECT! that is mejiro ryan! Next one won't be nearly as easy.
>>3170164American Pharoah
>>3170177Mejiro Maker...
>>3170100/V/ M A P Y O IMAPYOI
>next racetokyo 1600 dirt 2yo maiden
Using the starter outfit is BULLSHIT man
>>3170183>filtered
>>3170175>fan runsnah i only do parent runs and ace attempts, and when i clear them i clear like 60-80 umas at once, but last time i glued them was like last week after all the ace runs were dun
>>3170182Where is lemaire how am I supposed to bet properly.
People really didn't realize that was Ryan?
I used the screenshot function in the game for the first time and found picrel in my folder. What the fuck? When did danchou install a backdoor to my pc?
Well /v/? Who is this mysterious uma musume?
>>3170195Symboli Kris S
>>3170195MAJIN BUU
>>3170195Delicious brown
>>3170195kris s, easy
>>3170195Duramenchi
>>3170195AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
>>3170186Bet on the lone Ritto dorm torenah.
>>3170195IT'S PIKACHU
>>3170195NEED TO RACEMIX
>>3170195Dude mission lmao
The answer IS Symboli Kris S. Brown enjoyers are truly powerful, I gotta ramp up the difficulty
>>31698062/18 for the unrestricted room3/18 for the URA/Unity room
>>3170206How much longer until she comes out? Shes one of my most wanted
>>3170206Very recognizable ears.
>>3170209war dunder?
>>3170206Damn, I really don't the brownmas
The thread of her release will be one of the best, trust.
Fun fact, this IS the most attractive and wonderful uma musume of all.Well /v/?
>>3170206they aren't many uma students that are this stacked or bombshells besides creek and maruzensky so this is an easy one for the resident brown enjoyers of /v/ma like me
>>3170182And sanono fighter holds the line!>another deep impact grandspawn>>3170186next tokyo race, seems like take is at Kyoto today
>>3170208Literally next month
>>3170216Opera O
>>3170220FUCK YES WE ARE SO BACK
>>3170216
>>3170216Air Messiah?
>>3170216I LOVE NTR AAAAAAAA
>>3170216NARITA TOP ROADMY FUARKING HERO
>>3170216That hair shape definitely looks familiar. NTR?
>>3170216is this NTR?
>>3170216That is NOT Biwa Hayahide. This is false advertising.
>>3170216NARITA TOP GOAT
>>3170216Air Messiah
>>3170226Why is she so smug
>>3170216I LOVE NTR
>next racekyo 1200 dirt 2yo maiden
>>3170242LANCE OF KNIGHT
INDEED!!!! THE AGENDA IS SPREADING!!!!! Next one will be hard. Brace yourself
>>3170242Who names their filly Zane of all things?
>>3170242My wife? Zane
>>3170192LMAO
>>3170242Zane?
>>3170242>Smart MemoryThe fusion between the round jobber and the hall monitor...
Well /v/? Your response?
>>3170258I respect this character's strength.
>>3170259I actually have no idea who this is
>>3170258Agent 47>>3170259Laurel!
>>3170259THE SUCCUBUS
>>3170259That's that fucking whorse
>>3170259Is that the one useless wife of that guy.
>>3170259Laurel chan
>>3170259SUCCUBUS LAUREL
>>3170259The succubus of Tracen
>>3170259Kill this newma! Laurel will never be a real main story uma!
>>3170259WORST MC
>>3170259Sakura Chitose O?Could also be Laurel they do look similar.
>>3170259THE QUEEN OF LONGSLOP HERSELF
>>3170242Teleos Bella comes up from nowhere!
>>3170259My wife
Impressive! Very nice /v/ma. But i have a few tricks up my sleeve....
>>3170277How is this character so sex man, the fact that shes ultra meta is the cherry on top.
>next racefuk 1200 turf 2yo maidenoops i accidentally posted this on /v/
Well done /v/maHOWEVER.
>>3170283gran algeria
>>3170283RHEIN KRAFT
>>3170281AVALON
>>3170283DUDEMILESLMAO
>>3170283SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>3170280It's just the metaslave hamster wheel justifying being a soulless neigha.
>>3170283OHAMILE NEIGHAS
>>3170283What the fuck is ohamile doing
>>3170288That tummy is so erotic I need her.
>>3170283some kind of slutty beast
>>3170283SEXSEXSEXSEX
>>3170296Man she's cute
Wow that was quick, you guys are good.No mercy then.
>>3170296One of my most wanted umas
>>3170298Next one is Katsuragi Gayce btw.
They're doing this to our club's flatliner tomorrow
>>3170281and gold showman makes a performance!>son of epsatono island CEO satono crown>epiphaneia grandsonn
Who's HERO is this?
>>3170305Chronogenesis
>>3170305GRASS WANDA
>>3170305doxx hero
>>3170305MY LIFE FOR CHRONO-SAMA!
>>3170305chrono
>>3170305I'm not doing fan runs fuck off
>>3170233Hayahide is so cool...
>>3170305I'd recognize Chrono-chan anywhere
>>3170305>Notice the ear accessory CHRONO SAMA
>>3170301What did Ace do to you
>>3170305BILLIONS OF FANS FOR CHRONO
>>3170305NO I WILL NOT DO MY FAN RUNS
>>3170305OUR GOAT
>>3170306>A great day for umapyoi>Ruby, Zephyr, AlegriaIndeed.
>>3170305THE ONE BEHIND IT ALL, THE TRUE RULER OF /V/MA.
>>3170153Was busy for a bitEarly CM testing 297713772977137729771377
>>3170305THE GOOOOOOAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT
>next racetok 1600 2yo maiden
The one who we all fear.Dont get carried away!
If /v/ma hates clubposting, why do they revere Chrono-sama?
>>3170326dancing hour
>>3170326SOPRANO QUEEN
>>3170328This might be shocking to you but there was a time where clubposting was funny like the room 101 post
>>3170324Next155755201557552015575520
And who is this mysterious uma musume?
>>3170337She almost looks like casino drive
>>3170337Cesario
>>3170337Newmas, boooooo!
>>3170337SUPERSTAR
>>3170337>Short hair>Mare>Not someone I immediately recognizeHmm... Cesario?
>>3170337Damn this one actually made me think, cesario
>>3170337D/D/D Wave High King Cesario
>>3170337My wife Caesar.
>>3170337cesario, i've done too much keibaposting to not recognize her
>>3170333Man I miss the posts like the neo samurai one.
>>3170335As I expected, my Rickey is a brickey, Back to the mines
Got you right there eh anon?Next one is the last one, and by far the hardest and sexiest one, be prepared.
>>3170326and crystal sugar breaks free from the pack!>lemaire>deep impact great-grandspawn
>>3170351>sexiest oneSpe?
>>3170351>and sexiest one,Digitan
>>3170349The greens is what matters, mine doesn't have gw but can still overtake (when she doesn't fucking late start)
>>3170356Mine has 6 greens, I low rolled stats
And here we go, last one to test your knowledge anon.Who is the sexiest uma musume?
>>3170358Ah, well you need those too
>>3170360Der/v/.....
>>3170360der/v/...
>>3170360BEESHINO PLOWER
>>3170360The bricker of MANT careers
>>3170360DER/V/ HAS BREACHED THE BOARD
>>3170360>Who is the sexiest uma musume?Agnes DigitalOn an unrelated note, the silhouette in your picture is Nishino Flower
>>3170360OUR Q/V/EEN!
>>3170360/ourqueen/
>>3170360>Who is the sexiest uma musume?Special Week! But you posted someone else...
>>3170360>Who is the sexiest uma musume?Agnes Digital, I don't know why you posted Flower.
>>3170360BEEBEESHINO
>next racekyoto 1400 dirt 2yo maidan
>>3170360DER/VUM/ WON
>>3170369…
>>3170360Well my beloved fuarking QUEEN of course
>>3162209UPDATE:>It's actually goodAlright i'm not burning the clubhouse down for now.
>>3170376high good kung fu
>>3170360DER/V/ETA
>>3170259Deploy the Brian distraction
>>3170381the avant garde animation style is what's been keeping me from watching it all these years
>>3170360I will admit, Nishino is the only uma ive nutted to (fatwa doesn't count)
>>3170381Based, it is one of those few pieces of media which I would say is /v/ma-adjacent
>>3170388It is quite ugly frankly but it works.
And thats it for today! It's looking good for (You)!
>>3170381ping pongers won
>>3170376salto veloce steals it!
>>3170360BILLIONS DIED
>>3170388That’s a stupid reason not to watch it, the animation itself is very fluent in motion, and the color design is pretty dynamic in a way that I feel the more bog standard art styles have a hard time matching. It’s just a cool show, and it makes the characters stand out a bit more
>>3170393maybe I'll get around to it, I know the message is kino so I wouldn't hate it
>>3170394sex
NIGGER
>>3170398Nigga it's fine if you like it but I just don't, sorry
>next racefuk 1700 dirt alw (1 win)
>>3170387Brian's casual fit is so ass
>>3170405PLAYMAKER
JAPAN CUP SOON!>this message has been sponsored by Longines
>>3170405SEIZE THE WIND, PLAYMAKER
>>3170406She looks like if biwa dressed her
>>3170381Also a big plus the anime has is that there's a lot of chinese in it which will come in handy since it's Rickey's turn soo... Another show to shill next to the Three Kingdoms.
>>3170409
>check the /v/ thread>image dumps and ERP Has our homeboard fallen?
>>3170404I just think it’s a dumb reason not to watch it, especially given the length of it.Just not really a fan of the whole every anime needs to look homogenized mindset. You’re not watching because you like ping pong or you find the characters attractive. It tends to frame each one differently in a way where they can look quite different in each shot, not unlike something like ren and stimpy where the animators went out of their way to have each character wearing a different expression in each shot. Expressive characters can be nice especially in a story like this. It having its own visual identity is part of its charm but to each their own. I still think the show in motion is much more visually appealing than any one still frame.
Wtf Fuku is this BIG?
>>3170417It's in a pretty dire state
>only 23k pointsI hate these events so fucking much.
>>3170406I know but I can forgive her for it
>>3170423Everyone in the anime is three sizes bigger
>>3170406The lack of shading on the top doesn't help, but also the pants really need to be different, more neutral color
>>3170405Eri Nic sneaks past!>granddaughter of 1000-times folded Kiseki Steel>great-granddaughter of Fuji Kiseki
>>3170423The anime gives everyone huge buffs
>next racetokyo 2000 2yo maiden
>>3170429Then don't play?
>>3170429>>only 23k pointsHow?
>>3170417/v/ has turned into the exact paradise grapeape wanted it to be: full of bots, schizos, ERPers, and culture warriors
>>3170417I can hold a lot of love for our ancestral home but the truth is we simply outgrew it, when we left only the most stubborn neighas and the ones who either don't play or know about /v/ma are left behind
>>3170436Name one reason it shouldn't be automatic
>>3170436>just miss out on a rainbow shardfuck off retard>>3170437Because I don't fucking sit there spamming RP juice for an hour and I don't fucking want to but Cygames continues to give us this dogshit event every few months
>>3170439Wonder what compels some men to remain behind fighting in the frontlines
>>31704413rd rate trainers like you don't need that rainbow shard
i am starting to feel quite partial to mejiros...
>>3170442It comes down to principle, the impulse to die on one's feet rather than live on one's knees though it misses the tragic irony that continuing to fight makes them a slave to the very conflict they resist.
>>3170444I have often considered leaving my club for STARASTERSTAR
>>3170444GET HIM ASTER DANCHOU
My wife definitely has the best casual outfit.
>>3170444That's the tea talking. Drink less.
>>3170417Threads once joyful are now parchedand the peaceful season has passed with the windMods banning the threads announce to usthat the time to depart has comeLet us set out, for new lands.With friends and rivals.Let us set out, for a richer board.Do not look back. Keep moving forward.
>>3170435it's schon licht!>efforiaspawn>deep impact grandspawn
>>3170449Based Helios-tore
>>3170456Wrong.
>next racekyoto 2yo maiden 2000
>>3170444Good, good... He's starting to consider...
>>31704384chan is in good hands…as soon as moot’s disciple logs off Xitter!
>>3170460Bellwood Itaru
>>3170447They’re an A club now didnt you know?
GODDAMITI HATE TRAINING RICKEY
Gold City is the sexiest gyaru yet she's so underappreciated.
>>3170476is gold city even a gyaru? it feels like tosen jordan only dragged her along for the ride
>>3170472All Brickey trainers deserve to lose
>>3170460THE GOLDEN PROMISE IS KEPT!>contrailspawn
>was too busy being depressed in bed to participate in the mysterious umaFuck.>>3170460 Napoli, Napoli, give me the Ravoli
>>3170472Goddamit I hate playing against the Skaven!
new concert SOON!
I used to be one of the top earners for my club but now I'm gonna flatline!
>next racefukushima 2750 jump maiden
>>3170486based oyneigher
>>3170487I think it's time for an Ask Episode.
>>3170485
>>3170487nishino blazest
She's so fucking small it's unbelievableAnd her ears are gigantic
Which uma can get past this neigha?
>>3170484
>>3170487>Nobu Peace of LoveIt's so utterly ridiculous.
>>3170417I saw talk about pakatube so that automatically elevated it back into good graces once again. Needs umayuru discussion to sanctify it. Not that a frogposter would know.
>>3170501What's Kris' diet?
>>3170510Steak dinner with Sasha.
>>3170509of course it would be the guy from /POOma/ going to bat for an image dump/erp thread
PLEASE BE OK
>>3170502That lil neigha is man united's last hope
>>3170512>normalfag frogposter >sperging out Yep, you can leave now. don't let the door hit you on the way out. Or better yet, go simmer down with some full gate episodes I'm sure you haven't watched yet.
>>3170487summer again won>kizunaspawnbut nishino blaze tripped on the final jump and fell, badarzewska also DNFed
>next racetokyo 1600 dirt make debut
>>3170524Let's Crown Thunder!
>>3170524SPELLCHECK
>>3170487this steeplechase course is so messed up, what do you mean it's both clockwise and counterclockwise
What do you call these umas
>>3170530Suzuka in the first half, Light O in the second.
>>3170534whores
>>3170534Cute.
>>3170524and Blue Rutile pulls away!>tachy great-granddaughter>symboli kris s great-granddaughter
>>3170530You think that's bad you should see how races are set up in England.
>>3170534sex
>>3170534Rapists
>next racekyoto allowance (1 win) 1800 dirt>>3170541oh boy how are they set up
>>3170534>Chrono the only one who doesn't have different colored shoes
>>3170546Pizza would never. Curren, though...
>>3170548The English have Gone Too Far!
>>3170534MarryKillFuck
Symboli Kids S
This card is so fucking good bros. I pity the poor backliners who can't use her.
>>3170548trad lore
>>3170556I'm tearing my hairs out trying to get a decent run while using Shakur.
>>3170548Depends on the course.
>>3170561i see no racecourse here...
Hi guys, club *ASTER* (328904426) has ONE available spot right now.>Open to everyone, both new players and veterans.>MEDIUM shoes trading only.>Modicum of activity is expected of members.>Relaxed stay with decently active chat.Interested parties are strongly recommended to indicate they're from here on their profile comment when applying for membership to speed up the process.Thanks for your attention and hopefully we can see you join our ranks soon desuwa~>>3170444>>3170447Ahhh help!!! My mouse is acting up and I'm replying to random posts!!!!
>>3170548another one for the satonos as a late surger! (satono gloria)>cesario grandspawn
>>3170397UOHHHHHHH
>>3170562
>>3170561I hope the horses don't have to run over concrete...
>>3170563That's my danchou!
MR PRESIDENT, A SECOND JUMP RACE HAS HIT THE KEIBA NIGHTfukushima 2750 on the fuckass track
>>3170570>>3170562I'm really shocked youse can't recognize turf when you see it. You really are dirt rollers.
>>3170572Ho O SUNDAAAAY!Only good things can happen on Sunday from a horse named Sunday.
>>3170572SEIUN BIG BANG MY FUCKING ELBOW AIEEEEEEEE
I cannot believe we are still doing youse after I introduced it. I love youse fags.>>3170576Fucking lol
>>3170576>he actually thought he was as powerful as Seiun Sky or even the weakest Kiseki npc
>>3170571
>>3170569this racetrack is an affront to racing itself, how do the spectators even watch?
>>3170574I'm talking about where the turf track crosses asphalt over Wilson Ave...I don't know much about racehorse physiology but I feel like they shouldn't be running at race speeds on a surface like that.
>>3170572>Ho SundayAmazing.
>>3170569Is this a cut down remnant of the old 4 mile courses..?>>3170583Yeah it's generally recommended against. I just read up on it, they apparently put special protective mats over the asphalt to protect the horses.
>>3170572>Black MasamuneThe world runs on edge
>>3170583based on some of the things I looked at while zooming in, the roads or crossing go under or over. And yes you really dont want horses crossing over aspalt at least without proper shoes, much less race horses doing it at all.
>>3170586Wiki says the course used to extend through the golf course. They'd run from the stands to the golf course back to the stands for 4 miles total.>>3170589There's a car tunnel near the stands but not at Wilson Ave. I mean I guess you can call this the road crossing over...
>>3170586I don't know enough about the UK racecourses to comment on their history, so maybe a UKfag can say more.>>3170592Holy shit i would be worried about tripping.
>>3170596hmm...
>>3170579Maccie is so beautiful...
Testing new hokko617460196174601961746019
>>3170572this fuckass hill
>>3170572seiun big bang holds!>daiwa major grandspawnpretty sure we've seen him win other jump races herealso one jockey almost fell but recovered so that's good
>>3170613>FKGI'm pretty sure it's a FUCKING hill.>>3170592Holy shit, it's an old four mile course! That's really cool!(For anyone wanting to look it up: Brighton Racecourse.)
>next racetokyo 2000 make debut
There's a Derby tomorrow night at Los Alamitos in Los Angeles.
>>3170618The Future is now, old uma.
>>3170618The Future is Now.
>>3170618I thought that said Taisei Nosebleed
>>3170619is it 2400m? if not, it's not a Derby
>>3170619DA SUPAH DAHBY
>>3170628
>>3170618JUST SPURT
>>3170618O K PARTNER
is anyone else training Inari One for the dirt cm? what races are you doing to get her fan count higher? i hate racing in GL just because I feel like I could be racking up performance points instead but she has only two races before the first fan count
>>3170618starASTERstar LIEN
>>3170618>>3170626THE TAISEI NOSEBLEED DENIES LEMEME>deep impact grandspawnto be honest i'm kinda happy when lememe loses, he's basically the XOg of keiba now, am i a contrarian? maybe
>>3170634Don't you just do the junior late december dirt g1 and call it a day
>>3170634Unique upgrades are like 2% or something absolutely pointless. They are not worth a single extra race
>next racekyoto 2000 make debut
where we watching bros? the usual kick channel with the dancing uma in the corner? or is there somewhere better?
>>3169583This. CM22 sucks ass too the moment I see that my first placeholder didn't have enough stam. Soft dirt are just glorified medium but your heal is disabled because it's essentially useless.
>>3170608And the room host was never seen again...
>>3170634If you have 60% or higher fan bonus then you could go for one of the junior turf G1s then the Japanese Derby, which will get you there if you win. Backup plan of Tenno Sho Autumn or Japan Cup should also be enough.
>>3169583hakuraku simulator?
>>3170642Honesty is the best policy.
>>3170649It's such a lonely word, though
>>3170642danon destiny
>>3170648Ignore hakubabble.
>>3170596So do you know why 4 mile courses are interesting?
>>3170642>>3170649honesty wins in the end!>kitaspawn
>>3170642>KitaspawnHonesty
>>3170646Nobody joined so I opened it to the public
>>3170634I actually do exactly what this guy said >>3170647hopeful + derby is enough to meet all fan reqs for career and unique levels.
>next racefuku 1700 dirt make debut
>>3170655
These birthday lines are awesome
>>3170660Don Atman sounds like a car salesman you can trust.
>>3170660Sun Blaze 420>>3170661Damn. Eclipse and Potatoooooooo is very upset from beyond their grave now.
>>3170660sing in the rain
we made it to bump limit on /v/!
>>3170660>KitaspawnRed Schwarz
>>3170668Stay there
>>3170668Stay here
>>3170660visit tthe ganymede saloon!>deep impact great-grandson>symboli kris s great-grandson
>next racetokyo 1300 dirt alw (1 win)
>>3170680AVALANCHE
>>3170680TOKAI LEIO!
>>3170680>Puripuri Puddinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnHDO9Qw2B0
Is there any gacha that appeals to straight guys? I don't find acts of sodomy like this endearing or wholesome. They just remind me of the ugly sick parts of this world.
>>3170680Ambassador Nigga
>>3170680PURIPURI PUDDINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S2nuZsBz8g
Helios puts デート in quotes in the original...
>>3170680>Y. Muto
>Accidentally swiped my screen and started a manual careerNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3170680let's go on an UT JOURNEY>orfe grandspawn>king halo great-grandspawn
>next racekyoto 1400 make debut
Why do I get a million greens during auto fan runs but fuck all during actual ace attempts
>>3170697TAKE A SHOT
>>3170699Because you're running a billion races in fan runs but doing just one extra race in an ace run is like kicking yourself in the dick
>>3170699because you're running a gorillion races which all have a chance at giving hints
>>3170696>driving in my ute>down the ni-yon-roku>sending trainees>to get glued>>3170697>Star of FireNIGHTS OF FIRE
move when ready>>>/v/751113746>>>/v/751113746>>>/v/751113746
>>3170705This is a falseflag, here's the real new bread>>3065066>>3065066>>3065066
>>3170709>>3170709>>3170709
>>3170708will that neigha ever figure out how to get power
>>3170668>teiobros woke upim staying on /vm/
>>3170668Did you enjoy your one thread this month?
Teio Tsunami at the closing of the big '26.
