Cookies. Games. Updates. Character limit. Let's go!Puzzle World>Meet Tapioca Cookie and Brown Sugar Cookie!>Into the Jelly Jungle event - Locate the elusive 20 foot gummy python!>Ultimate Head to Head event - Losers lose their account, final winner gets all maxed cookies for free forever!>Added integration with the Beat-A-Game Button and the Going-Into-Games Machine!>You can now donate blood to Micmac to regain lost lives ingame! Bone marrow for 5 extra moves!>Puzzle Pass - $3.99 per month for access to the Cookie Run Red Room!>6784 new levels!Ovenbreak>Ayy Lmao!>Meet Agent Jjajang and Agent Olive Cookie!>Treasury Mastery/Guild Mission - New PepBook!>Undercover at Jade Galaxy - Find reason to arrest Sandwich Cookie for harboring illegal aliens!>Mission: Arrest Aliens - Literally (you) can capture aliens for doing something as simple as walking a lot!>New costumes for the new cookies and Pink Choco Cookie!Tower of Adventures>Smoldering Volcano Update! - Why are all these about the heat? It's practically Halloween!>Tower Pass rework to give out somewhat better rewards!>Meet Jalapeño Cookie and Lemon Cookie! - Made for Mexicans who love Chile y Limón taste!>Aim Down Spice and Leisurely Afternoon Artifacts & Events added!>Costume Gacha is here! - Some even got Halloween ones!>Guild renovated! - Your goal is to get the totally sexy bunny suit for Cream Soda Cookie!Witch's Castle>Meet First Grain Cookie - She's made of human flesh and dough!>Whopping 150 levels added so you can suffer longer!>Also Milky Way Cookie and Rainbow Sherbet Cookie added...>You can now play in Vertical AND Horizontal mode!>Yet even more changes to UI! - Only Kingdom is safe from this!What do you think of the new update? New cookies? How would you use the memory erasing device? Are you cool enough to max out every cookie, treasure and pet? Has your time shifted from one game to another? What's the most common crime in your kingdom? Discuss all things Cookie Run!
Oh yeah I guess Kingdom got content.Kingdom>Shadow of the Destroyer Update! - Anyone want some Spicy Chicken Wings with extra cheese?>Chapter 5 of Beast-Yeast now available! - Follow Golden Cheese Cookie's journey to become One Piece!>Meet Nutmeg Tiger Cookie (Epic) and Burning Spice Cookie (Mr.Beast) - Too red and angry!>Too many events to count! - Just so you know it's for goodies and getting Burning Spice easier!>Beast Raid and Virtual Mine exploration return! - One soulstone per floor!?>New Magic Candy and buff for Peppermint Cookie!>Earth, Wind & Fire Resonant Toppings available! - Will you remember them?>Buffs for many Water and Fire elemental Cookies! A lucky 13 days away from Halloween! Have you been in prime spook mode? Birthday Cake Cookie surely has! She can hardly decide what to dress up as! If you're not doing lame shit like Trunk or Treat, then be sure to be extra careful this Halloween! Cross the street at intersections! Accompany all young ones while they trick or treat! Get them OFF their phones! Pair up teens and make sure costumes are easy to see and you don't let them wander into houses or cars! Oh, and make sure not to hit anyone with YOUR car! Half the time, injuries are from others being stupid, so expect it driving around this Halloween!Birthday Cake Cookie would like to remind you that the g in /crg/ stands for GAMES, not general! The rules state that threads that talk about a specific game are considered generals, which belong on /vg/! However, these threads are centered around MULTIPLE games of different genres! For example, Cookie Run: Ovenbreak is a runner! Cookie Run: Kingdom is a townbuilding RPG! Cookie Run: Puzzle World is a match three puzzler! Devsisters is currently working with a multitude of Cookie Run Games of different genres right now as well! These threads have never been to talk about a singular game! These threads are not generals and do not fit general specifics! Please keep this in mind forever, thank you!
Repost from the end of the last thread, why not:Have fun everyone, This is the fellow who leaked you all the countdown images before Red Panna Cotta's update.https://bsky.app/profile/bepper-leaks.bsky.socialNot much here so far (except for Tower leaks) but I'm committed.
>>1594841that Rye costume looks fantastic, and the jelly set doesn't look bad either
>>1594841>yet another month of no Kumiho news for ToAenough devsis.
The Five Beasts have been giving me major Agito vibes (from Dragalia Lost) ever since they first dropped>both groups are dark reflections of one of the main cast members>both wield the same power as said cast member, but in different way>both groups HATE their good counterparts So I wanted to ask you guys, if the Beast Cookies could have a monster form like the Agito here, what creature would you turn them into? I already have in mind making Burning Spice into a Lion and Mystic Flour into a Spider, but I'm stumped on Shadow Milk, and we don't know what Eternal Sugar and Silent Salt can do.
>>1594841Honeybear is funny looking, I still have no idea when I'll actually use gems and special tickets though.
>Anniversary update is Halloween themed >ALLEGEDLY a duo female release >More then 6 costumes are expected, so be ready to save your cubes >Teaser cookie is obviously Candy Corn Cookie
>>1594974how can i be ready to save cubes when i have 0 at all times :((((
>Be me>Play kingdom>Refused to waste cubes in the Wind Archer Cookie legendary costume gacha because I don't like how the legendary costume gacha works>Saved a lot of cubes as a result>Actually interested in the undersea hotel costumes banner>Picrel happens
>>1594950>and Mystic Flour into a Spiderthat's cheating considering her episode bosses are literally spiders... but also fittingas for shadow milk... as a god of illusions and deception, consider using a chameleon
>>1594950Acording to the CRK wiki, Mystic Flour is based on Guanyin. Burning Spice is likely based on Shiva (hindu god of destruction) and I have a guess that Shadow Milk is based on Loki (a trickster deity).This makes me think the beasts are based on gods and other mythological super beings, which makes me wonder what are Eternal Sugar and Silent Salt based on.
>>1595025There’s people saying that Eternal Sugar will have a Greek based inspiration while Silent Salt will lean towards Christianity with how there’s a cross in his land.
>>1594841Oh wow, they are actually gonna bother making buckwheat and chickpea playable in witchs castleI thought they were doomed to be npcs cause of first grain, her season will stay up for a while still
Was DevSis actually expecting Witch's Castle to not go the way of Puzzle World?
>>1595048>locking the story behind getting stars>throw in a bunch of clutter to make people grind for stars>progression relies on RNG being nice to you>story has production value at the start, but that value drops when no more VAsKind of feel bad for Witch's Castle.
Drew Bday Cake Cookie!https://files.catbox.moe/fz1njl.png>>1594838>What do you think of the new update?For Kingdom, it's ok, I kind of don't care about anything beasts or ancients by now, that story should have gone another way...OvenBreak is really pretty fun tho! As always stuff with actual food and services in their own world is quite interesting, really liked the way of using a front for an agent department also being used for serving food and turns out they probably get more money from that part than actually investigating and detaining aliens, really funny to see Sandwich Cookie seething at a new competitor too.Tower of Adventure stuff is pretty much standard, more chapters and cookies, getting crystals and cubes to pull for the new stuff is really though at least for me and I dunno why, guess they want people to whip out their card or something...>New cookies?Nutmeg Tiger is Hot, probably not as easy to draw so people won't be drawing her much like others, even less considering Burning Spice being traditionally attractive.Agent Jjajang and Agent Olive are really adorable! They went with simple but quite effective designs for both and I love Jjajang's fit, pretty happy with OB overall!Jalapeño is hot as hell, really hate how community was annoying about her being "sexy on purpose" and then when it actually released and we got the good stuff they didn't see anything wrong, leaks really fucked up this specific update with stuff like Cream Soda's Costume too>How would you use the memory erasing device? I would wish to use it to relive many game's story for the first time again.>Are you cool enough to max out every cookie, treasure and pet?Aside from legendaries, yeah pretty much get them to max asap because I have way too many resources already>Has your time shifted from one game to another? I kind of don't play Witch's castle as much to play Tower of Adventures...>What's the most common crime in your kingdom?Tree of Wishes tax evasion
>>1595092Hard to feel bad for it with that gacha system but I do enjoy the story.
I like how Jjajang cookie's story mode is helping the alien foods find a way to live more properly on Earthbread or at the very worst detaining them while in her trial she's fucking roasting them alive with flamethrowers and lasers to collect their ludicrous gibs
>>1594974I just spent all my cubes for White Choco's costume but i have like 400 mileage so if i really like a costume i'm good to go
>>1595301Or how she waits until you’ve arrested all the aliens and did all of your final test to let you know that they aren’t looking for new recruits due to funding issues
Only 4 soulstones and 20 pulls until pity... Wish me luck, guys.
Massive cuties!
>>1595750I like this costume a lot
>>1595752Forgot spoiler, whateverThis has to be my favourite though
>>1595750Candy Corn Cookie (A go-getting trick or treater) and Kitchen Sink Pie Cookie (A motherly caretaker)
dude
>>1595750Candy Corn is adorable
>>1595750Finally some cute cookies, the last 2 months were pretty bad.
kingdom is so poorly optimized. this shit crashes whenever it likes.during an arena fight. sure!leveling up a cookie? hell yeah!pressing a fucking button? you better believe it!i have everything on low settings and it's still crashing what am i doing wrong?
>>1596220Maybe get a new phone?I have an s10, and it runs decent enough there
Well, seeing as it's been a few months, here's the finished Aggie! Shame it couldn't get filled up but better to post it now than never. Also sharing this as a JPG because too big for 4chan but it'll be a PNG with better quality in the archive.
need /vmg/ guild...
>>1596294There's ones for each game.
>>1596294Ovenbreak has the "vmg lounge", I joined recently and it's very active.
Ten costumes this Ovenbreak update, oh dear.I can see Angel, Devil, Marshmallow in the corner, and maybe Wizard with Moonlight's staff
>>1596379I'm not expecting any of my favorites honestly.
Full costume list is known now (this has some speculation on their actual costumes, but do know someone else leaked the pet costumes in private so I have something to go off of)Adventurer and Blackberry (witches; top center)Angel and Devil (each other; top corners)Sparkling (a pirate; under Devil)Sorbet Shark (mermaid? Sea Fairy?; top right corner of the coupon box)Wizard (Moonlight; right of Sorbet)Marshmallow (Cream Unicorn; bottom right corner)
Seriously what the fuck happened? These skills are getting way more bloated and complicated they are longer than even legendries from the first year of the game
>>1596379Wizard costume holy shit FINALLY, please give him a super epic soon
Could use some help for the event, just trying to reach sss for the treasure.current high score,960m, so i need almost 300m extrasetup: cyborg, cyborg pet, pink choco, all at level 10 (i assume this is where i can get the most extra points)goblet, pickaxe, staff. goblet and staff at 12 max enhance, pickaxe at 9agents:hydrangea (+8k points for all jellies)space donut (30k for all bear jellies)cyborg (+480k for rainbow bears)Which agents should i reroll and what to aim for, and how many levels should i give the cookies? obviously would rather not have to max them, but can if absolutelyt needed. I dont want a good leaderboard %, just want enough points to get an extra copy of the donut treasure.
>>1596448cookies and pet at 15, try to reroll for SSS agentsthe distance and points that those 5 levels give you is enough to make thr difference
>>1596451i see, ill level em up thenagents are already sss
>>1596448Croissant, Yam, and Hydrangea were the buffs I used.
>>1596435God it's even worse for Burning SpiceActual wall of textI'm not sure that nigga can even read
>>1596508Guess whos dominating the meta right now
>1596448Wrong buffs, you need to use Aloe (ring jellies)Marble Bread (magnet+ ring jellies)Croissant (laser duration + points) (mine was only SS but I still made it to top 3%)
>>1596514Most likely him yeah, meta is so terribleFor some reason Latte was there for a bit?
>>1596421>sparkling costumeFuck, time to open OvenBreak again. Doubt they'll give him a trial but one anon can hope.
>>1596555I dont know nothing about latte in particular, but the standard windarcher/burning spice comp is damn near unbeatable, cause their damage is stupidTheres barely anything that can actually pose a threat to it, but i have learned for a while that high rank matches are so volatile that even if you fight comps with their designated counters they can just brute force it and just wipe the floor with you regardless, cause the cookies builds are just better than what you have.Thankfully, theres still a bunch of people still running standard wind archer and other make shift counters that are shaky at best, that just get demolished by the standard comp i mentioned, and thats basically how ive been getting my points in elite 1.Theres also a sorta hyper carry solo burning spice comp going around with financier and snapdrago, along with the requisite flour and cream ferret, just to give spice all the atk buffs he needs, and it can work, cause hes so bulky, even the decreased healing from flour wont be an issue
>another update without yogaMaybe next month.
>>1596619Bruh wtf i forgot how much of a headache everything was now, i'll just get the costume once it comes out and dip out again
>>1596632At least yoga had something some years agoImagine being Fig and getting absolutely NOTHING since release 5 years ago and not even CRK giving you anything other than the worst Halloween costume overall from that update
>>1596647I think Fig and maybe Salt and Gingerbright are the only cookies who were never used in a top combi in TR, CL, GCL, guild run, breakout or event since I started playing during the 3rd anniversary.Pretty sad really.
>>1596664its crazy to me that Strawberry gets to be top pick in random challenge on certain maps JUST because devsis though that it would be a good idea to give you a random legendary buff as reward for choosing her
Man... kind of miss when Jelly sets were easy to get.
>>1596647Being the only Figfag is suffering
>need 2 more levels on donut treasure>got the gems to gacha>but wait i should do it when anni starts to count for the gem spending challenge>but i want it nowack!
Curious if this will work
>>1596448You need Yam, Aloe and Croissant SSS, i have everything max level however so i'm not sure if it's doable if you don't.>>1596647Bro i'm a wizard fan and he hasn't gotten anything since the Cinnamon update, i was so surprised he was finally getting a costume. At least Candlelight is getting a GCL costume....
>>1597216Anon what the FUCK are you on about Wizard in terms of overall content at least has had and will have infinitely more content than Fig has since release, he's important to the plot of CRK being a main character, works pretty well as tagger in TOA and not to mention the already shit tons of things he had before the update anyways Fig has had NOTHING important going or had to share it with at least 5 other cookies on a secondary/terciary role as almost an afterthought
>>1597389I'm talking about crob anon, i don't play the other games so i'm not counting them at all lolHe might be in every game but everywhere except for crob he's a pretty useless rare/common, and here that he's an epic he hasn't gotten any new buffs or just about anything in YEARS
>>1597413In ToA he's an epic and the only light tagger right now.
>>1597422I guess i should pay more attention to other games...my bad
>kitchen sink pie cookie is localized as "everything" pie cookieBOOOOOORING
inhaling some copium rn, hoping that the new sorbet costume refers to him by his proper he/him pronouns>his other new costume in crk refers to him with nothing, letting me imagine his proper pronouns better
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Abowj6mvF8Ok Cookie Runners, so, for this Anniversary Update we will be seeing some stuff like:>OvenBreak's 8th Anniversary! The Greatest Party Cooking BattleHave you seen those Candy Corn cursed Pizzas? Surely that won't happen here.>Meet Candy Corn and Everythiung Pie Cookie!These designs are PERFECT, Candy Corn Cookie (3C) is super adorable! Reminds me of the good ol' Birthday Cake Cookie and Cherry Cookie smile! EVerything Pie Cookie is hot as hell i'd let her bake me anything she wants.>COOKIE PIÑATAS AND PUZZLES!As always they like being generous in these anniversary updates for new people and ones that wish to get higher scores faster.>Crackle Corn Pet and Jolly Jack O' Lantern Treasure!Is it me or is everything Candy Corn Cookie has gotten is aliterations? Anyways that's a lot of jellies for her skill, welcome back lollipop cookie ANY jellies edition.>Shit ton of Costumes for Halloween!There's so many to talk about, but have to say, everything seems to be of high quality and on brand with the season! Gotta say that is good to see ignored cookies get some stuff after a long while>raidrunupdatewhoca...Interesting, actually... not sure on how good it'll actually be but i'm intrigued for once.>Lobby RevampingSHIPPING IS NOW TOO FUCKING REAL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO DEVSIS>Mentor Invitation event is back alongside more events like Go, Stop, Run mode, Costume for Everything Pie Cookie and Blackberry Cookie and way more costumes!Higher Risk, Higher RewardHOLY SHIT BLACKBERRY AND KITCHEN SINK EVERYTHING PIE COOKIE' COSTUME IS HOT.>>1597216>>1597413Fucking lmao he's getting stuff now with Sorbet Shark, RIP Fig now that anon can complain in peace.
>>1597700>RIP Fig now that anon can complain in peace.Game theory, MicMac hates Fig and has made sure that he gets nothing as long as he works at Devsis. I decided to look into how many times he appears in the title screen:In OB, he appears in Grand Champions League (January 2019),Carrot Clash (February 2019), The Wizard Archives (December 2019), Valorous Champions League (January 2020) and Together at Wish Camp! (October 2023). The gap between the last 2 is ridiculous. In Kingdom he appears only in one title screen, The War Under Shattered Skies (January 2022). Neither in the update he was introduced or the one he got a costume on had him in the title screen. Congrats to that Wizardfag tho, the new costume is very cute.
>>1597721I wouldn't count wish camp, that one had literally every cookie. So in reality it's been almost 5 years
>>1595004>Conserje agotada>>1597694It seems like the spanish version of CRK refers to sorbet shark as female (or it is just a workaround since spanish does not have commonly used neutral pronouns)
>>1597700>Everything Pie Cookie is hot as hell, i'd let her bake me anything she wants.>Anon when he has to consume a whole table of pies to not hurt her feelings
>>1597700>Lobby RevampingHoly shit, time for people to get annoying with their ships>>1597732That's because the spanish word for "cookie" sounds feminine. Weird workaround, it's better than forcing neutral languaje using "e" or "x" tho
>>1597729That is true, surprised they didn't forget him for that one tho. Devsis should sell me the rights to Fig Cookie, if they're not gonna do anything with him then they should give me full legal right to do whatever I want with that silly centaur.
>>1597700Blackberry a cute! They should just remove raid run completely, but maybe now grinding legendary ingredients will be less random no it won'tLet's hope for a good event this time.
>ANOTHER pair of costumes for adventurer and blackberry
The "dog" fucks the "cookie"Both are aliens
>>1597920Was real hoping for a Black Garlic or White Ghost, think it's cool to see the Halloween costumes limited event return, especially that one referencing that bit with Alice in Wonderland (Super Epic Space Donut is very KINGLY here), so hoping the rainbow cubes are easier to get
>>1597942No
>>1598013You just know
https://youtu.be/GHHlIe696cI?si=vRiZuBoJIQ3XSoZ0Burd woman is coming
>>1597942unf
>>1597920Lets face it Adventurer only got one because he's associated with Blackberry.
>>1598296I know it's just a 30 second animation and it will have more development in the story but it's so funny to see her just go super Saiyan 3 for no reason after almost dying in this
>>1598479>Dark Cacao transformation: Magical Girl>Golden Cheese transformation: Super SayianWonder how Pure Vanilla’s transformation will be
would the person in the pic wanna help me with the missions? i think our timezones dont allign and we gotta plan it out.i also still looking for 2 others that could help me out with an invite code, my code isV2VMG6SYW
>>1598490I would say Super Sentai or Saint Seiya, but I can't see any other of the remaining ancients like that (holiberry maybe), so I think Vanilla will be magical girl style as well.White Lily is going to be Kill la kill style
god, ghost pirate treasure ship has got to be the worst trophy race map in recent memory. i hate it so fucking much.
>>1598584you think PV has Power Ranger qualities to morph?if anything, I expect him to just get funny glowing aura and fuse with his staff for a third eye so the "eye that sees it all" could potentially be a valid jokenow, Holyberry is kinda hard to picture not just getting even more bigger and beefier like Bisky (HxH), maaaaybe do some dragon stuff with pitaya since she's the most related to him and make her part dragon or something
The Ovenbreak update is available, but the Play Store doesn't have it yet...
>>1598842I ended up updating with the samsung store instead.
>Golden Cheese ascension update has her turning the tables and chassing off Burning Spice>Dark Cacao's had only him looking at himself
I may have liked the lobby update a bit too much
I've been thinking about starting CookieRun Kingdom because the cookies are kinda sexy.Is it worth just starting now, or should I just wait a couple of days and reroll for that new op golden cookie when it comes out?
>>1599127I'd say would be best to start right now so you can get a lot of resources in the time it takes for you to do the tutorial stuff and get goodies to actually pull for her and other op stuff, best server might be Hollyberry for you, as Pure Vanilla has people from the start of the game like 4 years ago and Dark Cacao the whales decided to make it a Smurf trap to put their op accounts there and fuck up new players unknowingly thinking it would be easier
>>1599130Damn, that smurf trap server stuff sounds devilish, I'll definitely keep it in mind and chose Hollyberry when I start out.I looked up some info and it seems that the banners with beast units need special currency to roll on them. Do you get a bunch of it when an update drops?
>>1599133Kinda, it's a daily task thing that gives out a lot when the event first starts, I think that when the update first begins they do give at least a free currency that equates to a 10 pull or sometimes more, that also helps accumulate for the guaranteed Pity for 250 pulls if your luck is so bad you never get them/get a free extra one, you might need to play daily to get that as f2p if you do tho, as it's very tight to get enough from most events, it's way easier to get with the pass since that will also give you more of those and the building it has produces that pull currency, but that's spending money and that's up to you lol
>>1599139Alright, big thanks for the help. If you can get a ten pull then I'll just wait for the update and reroll with emulators. Been having too much free time recently anyway lmao.
beep beep
>>1599202Candy Corn is one of the cutest cookies in all the games and that's non-negotiable.
if there's not a relevant package available, there's no way to target/level an old legendary treasure, is there? just have to throw gems at treasure gacha for mileage?
>>1599259gold gem shop lets you get 1 copy every.. 3? months
Just found this, I tested it a little and seems to be working quite well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ninZhZHBNU
any of you guys got codes for new players in that mentor event in ovenbreak?
Agent Olive looked at the menu again, then his watch, followed by a glance at the menu again. It was ten minutes past six, ten minutes after the agreed meet-up time with Jjajang Cookie. She had insisted to him the importance of arriving here early and, having rushed out to rent a tuxedo from Mont Blanc Cookie, Agent Olive was wondering just where his partner cou--"I'm sorry I'm late, Agent Olive," Jjajang said, putting her purse on the table. "I'm glad you at least remembered to arrive on time."Agent Olive Cookie would have said something, but looking up at Jjajang made him lost track of what he was going to say. Jjajang Cookie was wearing a knee-length black dress, gold-trimmed slits in either side revealing her long, dark legs that themselves were tucked into tight licorice net stockings. The dress itself trading the usual two straps for a single one that started above the chest and looped around her neck back to the chest, displaying both her upper back and shoulders. Jjaang had also switched her usual hairstyle for a tight bun in the back, through which two chopsticks overlapped each other to form a neat X-shape. Twin spirals fell on either side of her face, as if to act as curtains for Jajang's lime green eyes. She looked rather radishing (a pick-up line that Agent Olive had learned from his archaeologist sister, but one that he felt would be too awkward to say here)."It's no problem at all, Agent Jjajang! it's j-just..." Agent Olive adjusted the collar of his rental tuxedo. "...with all due respect, you look nice this evening! I-in a professional way!"Jjajang offered a faint smile, fixing a loose noodle-shaped earing as she sat. "Thank you for the compliment, Agent. I'm glad I do -- if I looked like I just got out of the oven in a place like this, our cover would be blown before I sat down.""Yeah, this is a pretty ritzy restaurant. Any idea why these aliens con artists want to do a meeting here, of all places?"
It's incredible how they managed to make raid run even worse. It's so grindy and boring now. Not like it wasn't before, but now the rewards are even worse.
>>1599765Based and breakingfraternizationprotocolpilledI'm glad someone else thinks Jjajang is pretty cute, one of my fav designs from the team in the past year. You did her justice with this new outfit idea
>>1599861you think so? i believe this iteration of raid run is actually more manageable and engaging than the former versionits only as grindy as you want it to be
>>1599864Haha glad you like it! I thought she'd look good in a nice dress, since professional women almost always do.Is there anything else I should do with her and Agent Olive Cookie?
>>1599914In the same vein as this scenario you've set up? I could definitely see them both being too chattery/whispery and almost getting caught snooping, only to draw away suspicion by playing it off as flirting or PDA. Bonus points for a surprise 'shut-up' kiss, I could see either of 'em doing it desu (though seeing Jjajang of all people getting flustered would be pretty cute)
>>1599924"REAL pink sugar gemstones, ma'am!" said the pretzeloid, sliding over a little display case of glittering jewelry -- rings, necklaces, earrings. All obviously fake, but the Sodium System resident spoke with such conviction that even he seemed to believe it was real. "Cross my arms and hope to fry! These are BON-A-FIDE GEN-YOU-EYNE rosy sugar spheres -- and very cheap too!""OH MY GOSH! THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL~!" Jjajang said in a high-pitched voice, picking up a ring and gazing at it with all the admiration of a coconut seeing his favorite rockstar. "Oh, it looks so nice~! It's like the kind Shine Muscat Cookie wears~!" Batting her eyes for good measure, Jjajang slid the ring on and gasped in awe as the faux gemstone twinkled in the table's candlelight.Agent Olive Cookie knew that playing a role while undercover was key to luring a criminal off-guard. And make no mistake, Agent Jjaang was doing an exceptional job of playing the role as a ditzy heiress with too much money and too little in the way of brains. But even in pretend, Agent Olive almost couldn't comprehend the woman beside him was the same woman who once defeated an alien renegade in hand-to-hand combat using only a salt shaker. Even the way Jjajang tossed her bangs absentmindedly and cooed about how she would have totally gotten a pink sugar necklace but Sour Belt's newest collection just HAD to come out that same week seemed so disturbingly natural Olive felt as if this was some secret twin Jjajang had never told him about."This. is. so. GORGEOUS~!" giggled Jjajang Cookie, putting a hand to her cheek in faux amazement. "Look, Sweetie-Pants, isn't this so precious~! Oh, oh, maybe we can get you a necklace with our initials engraved in them?"A subtle prod to his foot followed. Although the affectionate nickname of "Sweetie-Pants" was something he had mixed feelings about (perhaps as to why it sounded so darn cute when Jjajang said it), Olive Cookie knew his role."It sure does, Cutie-Cake~!"
>>1599933Friggin' adorable
So what's the donut strat for the title event? Sparkling relay takes some real annoying last jumps I know that much.
what's wrong with her
>>1600131Cocoa!
>>1600131Nothing and she's 100% right.
HOLY MOLY
>>1600178Lucky son of a gun.
>>1600178Nice, I've had some luck today too.
>>1600257Nice! Just got that in September, finally finished levelling her up with the gold gems too
Alright, I have a few ideas for some drabbles>The voice messages left on Coconut's answering machine>Flirting with Sparkling Cookie>Pumpkin Pie Cookie brings Pompon to the Pumpkin Moon Party. Pompon has choice words for Devil Cookie.>Almond Cookie's Super Spooky Halloween Mystery Reference Adventure
>>1600280i pick option 3some pumpkin pie content once in a while refuels my soul
>>1600280Option 1 please
>>1600351>Hey, you reached Coconut's house! But I'm not at home right now, but I'll get back to you as fast as I co-co-can!>*Beep*>Hey, Coconut! It's Shining Glitter Cookie! I just wanted to say that I just finished up my newest album! I think it's going to be. so. GREAT! I was wondering if you wanted to come over and listen to it in my home recording studio! And.. maybe we can try out my new hot soda tub I got installed last week~? I had a sub-stereo installed in it so we can listen to the album while we... you know~? I'll wear that glittery lip gloss you like too~. Give me a call when you can! See ya later!>*Beep! Message two.*>"Hey, Coco, what's going on? It's Black Lemonade Cookie. I'm just calling to say me and Bassist Cookie are starting the new album this week. We're going for a more grungey, experimental vibe, more.. sonic, I wanna say? I was wondering if you wanted to come over and help us, maybe jam out? And..maybe we can smoke some lemongrass and see what happens? I just got that new low-cut "Sourheads" tank top and I thought maybe you can see it in person. Or if you're busy, I can send you a couple pics over Snapgraham? Call me when you can, 'kay?">*Beep. Message three.*>"Oh, Coconut! I'm really sorry to call you this late in the afternoon, but guess what? I just got a NEW collab offer from Sour Belt Cookie! She wants me to make a few songs to promote her new winter line-up! I'm so excited I can't paru-paru believe it! Are you free for dinner on Friday? And after, maybe you can pound my paru-paru pussy on my new waterbed? Call me later~!">*Beep! Message four.*>"Yooo, Coconut! It's Rockstar Cookie! I'm just calling to let you know that I got my new seven-string! Seven strings means more music, and more music means more headbanging, brother! You mind if I come over to your place and we can jam together? Maybe we can get something going in the shower, see how much headbanging we can do with those acoustics, huh? Give me a call, keep on rockin'!"
>>1600312"Beep beep! Pumpkin Pie Cookie's here!" said Candy Corn Cookie in her sing-song voice. "Oh, now the Pumpkin Moon party will be extra spoooky!"At Candy Corn Cookie's excitement, Devil Cookie rolled his eyes, gnawing on his popcorn ball. "Oh, great! SHE's coming? Doesn't she and her weird little doll have some freaky tea party to go to?"At this, Candy Corn Cookie puffed her cheeks in frustration. "I'll have YOU know, Devil Cookie, that Pumpkin Pie Cookie is an expert on all things gothic and elegant! She makes a delicious pumpkin seed biscuit and Blackberry Cookie told me that they share fashi--""Alright, alright!" Devil Cookie said, cutting off poor Candy Corn. "It's just... I dunno, why does she have to bring that stupid doll?""What? Pompon? It's cute! Onion Cookie has her stuffed animal here and no one cares!""Yeah, but Pompon...I don't think he.. IT's a real stuffed animal." Devil Cookie shivered, remembering the time he, in his mischievous way, stole Pompon from Pumpkin Pie Cookie as a prank. He could remember how the doll squirmed in his hands, the way the fabric seemed to stretch and breathe as something squirmed through it. How that voice, ancient and deep, whispered in that spine-chilling voice how it would tear the horns from Devil Cookie's head and use them to disembo--"Oh! Look, she's here!" Candy Corn Cookie eagerly skipped over to the arriving Pumpkin Pie Cookie. The gothic cookie, in her finest black-and-orange dress, gave a refined bow to her host. "Good evening, dear Candy Corn," said Pumpkin Pie, her polite smile turning to a cold neutral frown as she saw who was cowering behind her. "And Devil Cookie."Devil Cookie gulped, looking at Pompon, the raggedy-looking doll cradled neatly in Pumpkin Pie's arms like a babe. Slowly, as if so no one else would notice, the doll gently turned its head towards Devil Cookie and the stitching on its mouth seemed to shift ever so slightly to speak in a hushed voice:"Tonight...You..."
>>1600178>>1600257Give me some of that luck>>1600280Can you do option 2, please?
>>1600428"Cute? Did you say I was... cute, Anon?"This was it. In one stupid, slurred moment between your third and fourth glass of sparkling grape juice, you had blurted it all out. You told Sparkling Cookie that you thought he looked "cute" -- an ordinary compliment that the bartending cookie could have hundreds of times before. But the way you had said it, looking down at your knees with that rosy blush on your face, it wasn't just a passing compliment. Sparkling Cookie was --is -- a very cute cookie -- handsome, in fact. His lightly tan dough, his well-coiffed golden blonde hair that formed a rising wave reminiscent of how sparkling juice splashed when he poured it, his boyish rolled-up sleeves to reveal his rather firm arms that could carry either a crate of bottles or delicately handle a serving glass with such ease. His dark green eyes that made you avert your gaze to his soothing, tender voice that always seemed to coax any sort of secrets and desires from his guests. He was, in every sense of that handsome yet delicate notion, cute. And here you sat, bracing for what he was about to say."Ohoho, Anon! I'm flattered you think so!" Sparkling Cookie said with a grin, gingerly topping off your glass. "To be honest, I think you're rather cute too -- especially with that rosiness on your cheeks!"Said rosiness only became brighter as you heard Sparkling Cookie say that. You were just about to say something when the bartending cookie shook his head. "Though, officially, I can't exactly say that to my patrons! Seems like I have a favorite, you know? And everyone who I serve is equally important to me.""I--I...oh, well, I understand. I wouldn't want to complicate things for you, Sparkling Cookie. It's just..."You were cut off again as Sparkling Cookie took a quick sip of a sparkling dragonfruit shot and then leaned in close, his voice like tiny fizzy bubbles in your ear."But maybe after a few drinks, we can get to.."know each other" off the clock, hmm~?"
>>1600395Say no homo with Rockstar and you’re good.
>>1600474Honestly I did write that before believe it or not! But the word count was too long so I cut that out.Aside from that, how was it?
>>1600423Spooky! setting the perfect demonic possessed entity vibe for october 31
>>1600265Her lobby is one of the best, I'm glad I got her.
>>1600483It was pretty good, I can tell that paru paru pun got to you here that you had to include it lol
>>1600505If i were to continue it, who would it want to be between? How risque would you want it,(if at all) just so I don't post something that ruins the flow of the thread.
>>1600544I’d say Black Lemonade. Decent amount of risqué if it’s just focusing on her.
https://youtu.be/GQ_9nrEWXdI?si=U6yyfRylq3cxhnBi>latte and espresso are now earth typesCertainly wasnt expecting that
This shit gets impossible without using Angel Cookie with his skill and magnetism, i was wondering why everyone in the leaderboard was using him
>>1600724Smonked Cheese my belovedAlso I actually really like Ascended GC's new look. I was fully expecting her to look at least as stupid as DC
>>1600924Well, they didnt change her all that much, except for a few different colours and the longer hair
Hello everyone, hope you're all doing well today!I was thinking about continuing some of my drabbles earlier. Any particular ones I should focus on?
>>1600862The only way is to find someone with a high level stone and get carried (and I don't think all the group gets a stone at the end, only the one who used it)Holy mother of crystal starve
>>1600975I've been managing no problem by myself, just got to rank 250-ish, Angel really saves my ass with how much i fall off the platformsAs for the crystals...i just used them all to get the legendary treasure to level 12 lol
>>1600988that sure is a lot of mileage investment
Felt like doing some extra large Cocoa, we are getting close to winter by now!https://files.catbox.moe/wgfxig.png>>1600178please give me your luck man i got werewolf's as my 6,000 coco drop in raid...>>1600724It is the stronger element right now, wonder why they would change it when it was clear espresso pretty much uses dark magic with coffe magic stuff, but I guess coffee beans sort of comes from earth and look brown.>>1600862god these raid runs are always so nasty to do, i don't really play them and if i do i don't really get anything but powder to craft which i have 200,000+ of.
>>1597052i did get to meet fig's VA at an event recently, she was selling little boxes of fig cookies at her table and i got some
>>1600995I've already maxed all the other treasures so i really don't mind much
>>1601103Thats adorable, bless her
>>1601031SEXO
https://youtu.be/vDZVWccTlxE?si=_Eo4fQhJE2l6_-mH>they are adding a tutorial for every single cookie in the gameFuck yes, ive been wanting this for a while
>>1599503huh wow it is effective
Took me a while but every piece of equipment now has epic and above crit rate and crit damage. Sadly it looks like the Cream Soda meta now is crit rate, elemental damage, attack and leave all the crit rate to chilli pepper artifact. Should I change the crit damage for elemental damage and attack?
holy shit how did they fuck up so bad in so little time Alyssa you're a pussy
>>1602062Whoa wait, what the fuck happened?
>>1602065Delay after delay in update
>>1602062The server was in chaos when the server maintenece happened, they had no choiceApparently there was a game crashing involving gold cheeses banner i think, thats why they did it
>>1602212*bug
It was a unique experience to be embraced by Golden Cheese Cookie like this -- not just in a simple hug, but to be totally indulged in every one of your senses. The dual sensation of her surprisingly strong arms and the delicateness of her glassy, stained wings wrapping around you in a protective, possessive cocoon. The richness of smoked gouda and the zest of pepperjack on your lips pressed to the warmth of the Golden Queen's, her Radiance's tongue prying open your lips as if it were a treasure vault to dance with your quivering tongue. The warmth of her dark tattooed body, kissed by the desert sun, pressing against yours, naked and smooth from the caps of her magnificent soft chest to her toned abs that were hidden behind layers of mozzarella thobes or cheddar-plated armor. And the sound, that soft, steady, clapping of dough upon dough, rhythmic and constant like war drums, as you thrust your hips to Golden Cheese's command. Her voice, ancient but youthful, dripping like velvet fondue into your ear, encouraged you. Don't be afraid to indulge with your hands, she said, to take handfuls or gropes, to experience true unsullied gold. Just as she explored your body, Golden Cheese Cookie encouraged -- no, demanded-- that you give into lust. Lust wasn't always a bad thing, she would say in a bold, exhilarated moan as you gave her royal rear a deep squeeze. As greed means to have ambition for the things you love, shouldn't lust show how much you love those things, she'd coo to you her loyal subject.Yes, Golden Cheese Cookie moaned as you ravished her, her back arching as another wave of pleasure rolled through her. Oh, yes, she'll have Mozzarella Cookie design a new wing of the palace just for you. A royal bath filled with melted golden cheeses, its bar stocked with oils and the finest sparkling juices. A lavish bed surrounded by mountains of glittering jewels and ingots -- or perhaps not even a bed at all, why not just ravish each other on the pile of treasures?
fucking awesome
>>1596435god
>>1602320Bitch gets all the legendary costumes...
>>1596435>>1602322Reading comprehension is the power creep to ascend powercreep. Pretty unfortunate though, tool tips are supposed to be little block of texts, not paragraphs of it.
>>1602322Get smoked
I got thoroughly smoked
>>1602603>>1602322Is he any good?Either PvP or PvE?
Does the Kingdom title screen still take 100000 minutes to load? Might play it again. I left after the god awful update with White Lily
>>1601031Need some hot cocoa rn
>>1603155Cocoa Cookie was perfectly soft. You had known her to be chubby -- not bulging fat, but the kind of chubby that complimented her famously heavy sweaters like an extra layer of warmth -- but to fully experience her like this was beyond what you had in mind. Every part about her, from the plushness of her stomach that earlier you had used as a pillow to the sumptuous richness of her perfectly round, bouncy ass, which gave off a subtle beckoning warmth (not unlike the radiant heat of a mug of cocoa) against your hips and crotch as you thrust into her. Your hands delighted in taking deep handfuls of those milky brown cheeks, kneading them, weighing them, watching in amazement as ripples danced across the otherwise smooth cheeks under your fingertips. And how Cocoa Cookie's moans, as velvety smooth as the thick chocolatey syrup at the bottom of hot chocolate, encouraged you, gasping in pure pleasure with every thrust and every grope. Her marshmallow hat had long fallen off and her long dark hair fell around her blushing face like a veil, as if to feebly obscure her moans of pleasure.You had to admit when Cocoa Cookie had invited you over to "warm up" from the autumn blues, you didn't expect this. Perhaps it was something in her special cocoa that had made you act like this, to have spent what seemed like an hour nibbling on her neck as you ran your hands between her doughy, creamy thighs? Or maybe it was just instinct, a sort of lust that drove you to suckle on her breasts, tongue swirling around the nub of those enormous g-cup-sized mounds to drink hungrily at the warm cocoa that dribbled out as she combed through your hair in quivering, whispering moans."S-say..." you asked in between moans, gripping Cocoa's left asscheek for support as you continued to thrust wildly. "I-is Mint Choco Cookie okay? I-I haven't seen him in a bit..."The gloved hand of a violinist emerged from beneath Cocoa Cookie, giving a thumbs up
>>1601031>>1603155Here's a stupid ms paint doodle I did of Hot Cocoa for my boyfriend about a little joke we made
>>1603155>>1603325>>1600131>>1600131Why is she so perfect~
Welp, got Basil, anyone got builds for him?
Should I make a vmg guild for those of us in the Dark Cacao server? I've been thinking about this for a bit now.
what the fuck even is the chance of this might as well give me the cookie dear god
why does she do this? Why is she always showing me her bare back when she sees me? Does she even know how erotic this is? I need to lie down for a while.
>>1603915She actually meant to show you her wings, but dont let that stop you from having your way with her
>>1603915I want to make countless cookie babies with her.
>>1604065a likely excuse>>1604070our sex is indescribable
https://x.com/CRKingdomEN/status/1852455714851070284>These Cookies are hot to go... Can you handle the heat?>Tune in on Monday for a new voting event you won't want to miss!>No Epic+>No WomenSeems they finally understood the assignment because otherwise all of these would have lost immediately
>>1604119not joking here... the only suitable candidate for the title of "husband" is Herbthe other ones afe married to their jobs, don't care enough or at all... and in Madeleine's case, married with himself
>>1604119lmao feels like it's only a matter of time until they let you start marrying cookies>>1604137I think Red Velvet could be a good husband as long as you don't mind having a pack of dogs.
>>1604145i think Red Velvet has enough going on in his life... actually, that guy is the least developed cookie out of the bad guys, even Don Carlos one-ups him by a lotalso, funny that Mercurial Knight is there instead of Sparkling... as far as i remember, MK is tied to the tree and his cocoon/husk in the faerie kingdom (aside of having zero feelings at all)
>>1603572as someone in the dark cacoa server, i would appreciate it
>>1604145>lmao feels like it's only a matter of time until they let you start marrying cookiesAbout to set my MyCookie up in a political marriage to strengthen our alliance with the Golden Cheese Kingdom or some shit
>>1604145>>1604231If this concept of the affection system from the Devnow Behind is any indication, it would’ve been pretty close, if the system ever does come to the game. >”You can’t say that so casually! What do you mean?!”
>the new Go Stop Run even will penalize you if your energy runs out>even if you did a run flawlessly, if your energy hits zero, you loose all your points. Well fuck this, I'm not wasting my time.
>>1604254Anon you're supposed to stop and get what you hoarded at some point when you see it's giving you bullshit like that are you stupor something
Hey lads, just a reminder that our 4cc team is about to start our autumn cup run this Saturday and as chosen by the board, Birthday Cake Cookie will be there. All information is in here: >>1600377 and pastebin.com/nr9ujDMN Thanks for the support
>>1604262But... but I wanna KEEP my points.
>>1604145>lmao feels like it's only a matter of time until they let you start marrying cookiesI fucking wish. It's pretty much the only thing I've been wanting and asking for for years. Why the fuck did they even bother giving her a wedding hanbok then? Look at her, she's just WAITING for me to marry her already
no fucking wayi don't even fucking have him
>>1604234i want schwarzwalder to say that to me only to instantly crush me and call me a faggot
>>1604336Lucky, I am grinding his mastery point thing so I can get his unique
my penis in fettuccine cookie
Is it just me or are Raids in ToA broken at the moment
You can call me Jeffrey Epstein cause' I got a lot of CP.
This might sound very stupid but, I think the Beast Cookies can easily relate with the Chaos Gods from Warhammer.-Mystic Flour can be related to Nurgle, since both of them wants ppl to left all burdens and accept your fate, except that Mystic wouldn't agree with Nurgle grotesque aesthetic.-Burning Spice is obviously Khorne, both want to destroy everything because they enjoy it to the point of being a sport, and Burning can turn into a Khorne champion so he can get more destruction in his life with all the killing worthshipping Khorne involves.-Shadow Milk is related to Tzeench because both love scheming and manipulation, I don't think Milk would not mind joining Tzeench as one of his Daemon Princes.-For Eternal Sugar, we don't know much about her yet, but since her distorted virtue is Sloth, i can imagine that she wants to seek perfecction in the things she makes, but is so lazy to get into one of her liking, and this is what Slaneesh enters in action, since they can put Eternal's lack of ambition to excess so she can gain pleasure and a meaning of life in doing so. But who knows if its like that. I just think Eternal Sugar can be a Slaneesh follower because of her Sloth virtue, and that Chaos God is about that bur in an excesive way.-Silent Salt is complicated. We don't know much about him yet besides his virtue being about Silence, and this one leaves without too many ideas to guess what he does. He can be a Malice follower, since he is another Chaos God in theory but is not too powerful to be alongside the main four. Another possibility is that he could be a Chaos Undivided thing but who knows.What do you think about this idea?
>>1604723I prefer hag cookies
>>1605255Need more art of her.
>>1605255>>1605375I love hags
>>1605375Is that a dragon in your pants? She must deal with that one too, with her tits!
>>1605254i don't know warhammer lore so i don't see how they relate, even with your explanation
>>1604137Herbfags on suicide watch
>>1606308>cookies of darkness against each other for TWO rounds>wildberry/crunchy chip first round>smoked and burnt cheese aswell>espresso and madeleine 100% in round twolmao this feels targeted
>>1606308This feels rigged, also>No Tea Knight>No Eclair>No Capsaicin>No Choco WerehoundWhat a piece of shit
>>1606665Only epics allowed, no reason why specifically those two from that update tho
In honor of Husband Contest I'll write something about your husband of choice, if anyone's got any ideas
i just pulled pumpkin pie and financier in kingdom. is it worth investing in them?
>>1606883p.pie? only to block healing on certain situationsFinancier? actual competent tank with support features, can be upgraded with magic candy, meta since she was introduced
The Tumeric Boar game mode just came out, and people have already reached over 50 billion somehow...
>>1606308Largest landslide with 19/81 herb is GONE
>>1607112HOW?
holy shit first 5 pull
It's over Dark Choco bros...
>>1608058I want Red Velvet to win but we all know it's going to be Espresso vs Creme Brulee.
>>1608058>almond lostYOU XITTER FUCKERS HAVE NO TASTE
>>1608096Dude just fucking jobbed to caviar, he had like double his votesAlso, blame discord on this one, their votes count as two there, same as the last time they did this kinda thing
>>1608058Koreans have the same case of shit taste as japs, it seems.
>>1608266this is an american poll anon
Wait, you are supposed to buy the kufi monkey?
>>1608309yeah it's this month's controversy because we really can't go without one in these gamesyou can only buy the monkey with real money
New coupon code for Kingdom
>>1608560How come kingdom codes always give so much more compared to crob
>>1608701since there is no cookie gacha and no way to buy legendary ingredients with crystals, there is no point in giving a roll worth of crystalsyou could argue that the costume, treasure and jelly shape are there, but two of those are cosmetic and the other one is fully a money sink due to legendary mileageand also, crob has only one important currency, where in kingdom there is like 5
>>16087783k is how much unlocking an epic costs so we could start there2k is how much a treasure gacha roll is, thats another option.
I think crtwt shouldn't have right
Are you ready to redeem?
>>1608918Damn it, they deleted it. I wanted to see the responses
>>1608058i'm hoping red velvet wins the entire thingof course, now that i've said that it's not going to happen
why is it so pixelated what the fuck
Ideas for drabbles>Affogato Cookie seducing Anon>Linzer Cookie goes above and beyond for research in a story>Strawberry Crepe Cookie has a question for Madeline and Espresso>Birthday Cake Cookie gives Anon a special birthday surprise>Stollen Cookie and Tiramisu Cookie bond over trains
>>1609395The affogato one
>>1609395Linzer wanted to experiment with a human and cookie love story, actually consulting with a couple of the sort, where they went into VERY meticulous detail about their relationship.
>>1609395It'd be terrible if we didn't get any birthday cake cookie content now that she has gotten an update featuring her heavily!
TO THE MOON
>>1609471The gigantic birthday cake in front of you was no surprise, considering Birthday Cake Cookie made it. The five-layer cake, a towering edifice of frosting, edible roses, and candles far too numerous to match your actual age, had all the extravagance and flair that you would have expected from the eager birthday planner.What did come as a surprise to you, however, was when the uppermost layer of the cake lifted off and from within the hollow interior arose Birthday Cake Cookie. Having traded in her usual cupcake-themed dress, Birthday Cake Cookie was now completely topless; her enormous tanned breasts free and full, topped only with modest pasties of birthday cake frosting that themselves only teasingly covered the dark aerolas. The rest of her body was also nude, save for her lower half in which she adorned herself with a licorice garterbelt, the thin red straps of which sunk temptingly into her soft, full-figured thighs to the point the knots on either side were barely visible.Stepping out of the cake with skilled poise, Birthday Cake Cookie slowly and deliberately strut over to you. As she walked, her breasts bouncing every so subtly, she undid her hair buns, letting the fluffy pom-poms fall in light blonde rivers all along her face. There was a noticeable sway in her hips, a practiced sashay with every step she took, as if to entrance your eyes into following every curve and rock of her full, plush thighs.>"Happy birthday to you~. Happy birthday to you~. Happy birthday, dear Annnoon~"It was at this moment you realized that Birthday Cake's voice, rather than her usual giddy singing, was now a rather impressive imitation of Meringue Monroe Cookie. The birthday planner came up to you and let a gloved hand caress your face, running down your cheek to lift your chin so you'd be eye-level with her gaze. Birthday Cake Cookie giggled and planted a sugary kiss right on the tip of your nose. >Happy birthday, Anon~!"
>>1609416"Tsk, tsk, dear Anon~. You seem to be so pent-up~...and from just me sitting here with you ever so innocently~"Innocent was certainly not the word to describe Affogato Cookie. The advisor cookie had stripped off most of his clothes, save for a thin purple thong that clung to his feminine frame, and he had placed himself ever so coyly on your lap. The scent of sweet vanilla ice cream and dark bitter coffee teased your nose, your body trembling as Affogato Cookie ran his delicate fingers up and down your cheek in slow circles."But that's no surprise. Dark Cacao and his damnable discipline. Who could stand all that regimency and strictness, hmm~? Everyone should be allowed to loosen up, don't you, agree~? After all, what is the point of having such a "prosperous" kingdom if you can't indulge now and then~?"Affogato Cookie had taken your free hand as he spoke and rested it squarely on his rear. For being a male cookie, you didn't expect him to have such a large ass. Or that it would be so plush, the way your fingers sank into the dough without any resistance. The purple strap of the thong disappeared between the dark cheeks, whose unblemished dough shined seductively in the lanternlight. You gulped and on instinct you cupped the jiggling cheek, earning a soft delighted coo from Affogato Cookie."Tell me, Anon, my dear little thing~." His voice throbbed in your ear, just as Affogato's own member, barely hidden behind that thong as it softly slipped against your stomach. How full Affogato was, the weight of his balls firm on your own crotch, and how he seemed to delight in grinding his hips against yours in gentle bucks. "..you like indulging in lewd thoughts~? Perhaps involving me, dressed in some lingerie, in the spare guest chambers~? Our bodies keeping us warm as we ravage each other like starving beasts~? Come now, tell me~. You may hide how pent-up you are from the rest, but...let's just say I know quite a few ways to help us "relax" together~."
>>1609458[And the Cookie trembled, both in a combination of arousal and fear, as the human loomed over her. But that worry turned to bliss as she felt the human's fingers gently caress her doughy curves, his nimble digits slowly undoing the straps of her dress with all the skill of a pianist at his craft. She was at his mercy, her body trembling as warm hands took exploratory handfuls of her doughy thighs. The once-taboo thought of forbidden love vanished from the cookie's mind as the the tip of the human's tongue, wet and warm, lapped between her legs to collect her sugary fluids. This caused the Cookie to moan and the human pulled back, face as red as the raspberry hair of the Cookie who lay nude before him.][Though the human was larger than her, the mature cookie felt that he was younger than her by a good few years, so his motions were that of an amateur, exploring and probing with both lust and tenderness. The Cookie should have been scared, oh yes -- but deep inside her, she both wanted to guide the human, to help him understand her just as he wanted her to understand him. The scholarly, mature Cookie gave him a reassuring smile and beckoned him back to her, offering him one of her breasts. The human male took the breast into his mouth slowly, gently, and the Cookie let out another quivering moan as the wetness of the human's lips wrapped around her achingy hard nipple. Without hesitation, the Cookie reached down to slip a hand against her hot sex -- a thought the human must have shared, for their eyes both met in surprise as fingers and dough entwined to rub at the Cookie's crimson haired slit....]>Wow, Linzer Cookie! This is...uh... this is pretty heavy stuff for your books.>Do you like it? I'm trying to explore the mysterious relationship of Cookie and human love in this book. Forbidden love is always something I wanted to explore some more.>That's all well and good, but this is page 67 so far. When do we get to the mystery?>Mystery?
>>1609622>>1609636>>1609643these are consistently pretty good, anon. do you post long-form stuff to ao3 or anything?also humbly requesting something with yoga (wardrobe malfunction while stretching?) or snakefruit (showing affection via biting?)
>>1609650Thank you! I do post stuff on Ao3 but it's not Cookie Run, but I can still share it if you like?
>>1609670go for it
>>1609650>>1609670"Psst, hey Gingerbrave..." whispered Wizard Cookie, desperately trying to keep as quiet as he could. "Do you think we should uh... tell Yoga Cookie her...?""I...don't know." Gingerbrave looked around, trying not to act like he and the dozen other cookies around him didn't just watch Yoga Cookie's stretch pants tear open in the middle of class. "I mean... I don't want to embarrass her, but...it's just so....big!"Yoga Cookie had been very generous in helping to set up the Cuckoo Town Square's Exercise Week, so it was only fair she got to lead (of course) the yoga session. While Yoga Cookie was a very instructive leader, she did have a tendency to get a bit too "transcendent" and lose track of what was happening around her. For example, if the backside of her yoga pants split open during downward dog and exposed her surprisingly large, but incredibly toned, rear end to the crowd of cookies.Rye Cookie almost swallowed her hayseed. Knight Cookie had fainted upon seeing those pretzel salt-dotted asscheeks burst out from the fabric and Princess Cookie was tending to him. Butter Pretzel Cookie's blushing face hid her artistic appreciation of how the mid-afternoon sunshine kissed the smooth dough of Yoga Cookie's golden brown bottom. Caramel Choux Cookie (who had joined this session's group in a spirit of town square friendliness) had let out a girlish squeak of surprise and was hiding her face behind her trusty workbag. Milk Cookie and Pastry Cookie, upon seeing the temptation of such a bouncy, firm, buttocks of a very flexible gym cookie, had both taken to praying together in hushed, feverish tongues. "Aaah! Boy, you guys sure are quiet!" laughed Yoga Cookie. "Like, mediation is AFTER stretching, remember? Now, let's sloowly lower our backs and spread our legs. Just like I'm doing, okay?"As Yoga Cookie spread her legs and lowered her arched back, Moon Rabbit Cookie (who was directly behind her) gaped in amazement."NOW DAT'S A FWULL MOON!:
>>1609672https://archiveofourown.org/users/CDSTACK/pseuds/CDSTACK
>>1609688>Moon RabbitMy fucking soul obliterated, thank you for that anon.
>>1609712No problem! If you all have any more requests I'm happy to hear them
>>1609688god bless you and god bless yoga's spectacular ass
>>1609725Thank you anon! I hope I managed to get Yoga's spectacular hippie ass down
dead thread
>>1610333If anyone's got any more ideas for me, I'd be happy to bump the thread with them
>>1610355>Cyborg showing Aloe how good (part-)robots can make love>Truffle insisting Anon spend the night in her manor, secretly lustful and touch-starved>Agent Jjajang or Olive discovering a new kink: Cookie/Alien relations>Raspberry Mousse being down horrendous for Rose>Sugar Glass lonely in the Greenhouse of Memories, and Amber Sugar helping her>Timekeeper, curious, seducing Sandwich and finding that, while her breasts are incredibly flat, her pussy's amazing
He's a quarter-finalist
>>1610363[Timekeeper's Log, #1111][Although time is an ever-fleeting thing, there are always constants amongst changing variables. No matter what the time period, past, present, or future, one thing all Cookies seek out is pleasure, be it spiritual or carnal. I am not ashamed to say that in my travels, I have indulged in many bedroom affairs with cookies to satisfy my curiosity. (the cookies of timeline ALPHA-69 are a MUST for any hedonistic time wanderer)][One particular Cookie I met on my travels left quite an impression on me today! While visiting a local sandwich shop, I was assisted by one appropriately called "Sandwich Cookie." Call me lecherous if you wish, but something about that Cookie's attitude and skill at preparing my meatball sub inspired me to get to know her in the more "physical" sense than just that of customer-employee relations. Good culinary skills correlate with being good in bed after all!][While Sandwich Cookie's breasts were flat (flatter than even Baguette Cookie's clipboard!), I must say that her pussy was simply EXQUSITE! Her folds were as pleasantly thick as the roast beef she slices for her sandwiches and her labia was perfectly plump without being too "in-your-face." A smooth doughy texture without being too rubbery and it gave off a scent of freshly-baked bread right from the oven. My taste buds still tingle at the tangy juices that dripped from it. To spread her lower lips and watch her folds quiver, to feel the heat radiating off it as your own crotch grinds and rubs against it, is an experience that complimented my already-superb meatball sandwich. Why, I don't think I'll be able to have marinara sauce without thinking of plunging my tongue into Sandwich Cookie's bun oven while we sixty-nined!"][I'll rank her pussy as being up there with Sugar Swan's and that one dragon cookie whose name I always misspell. If all goes well, perhaps I'll visit that Dark Enchantress tomorrow. Quite a few possibilities with her lot there...]
>ywn rub oil all over Golden Cheese's bodylife can be so cruel
>>1610377Very nice, thank you anon
>>1610355>awoken by a ghost groping at you (white ghost cookie)>cherry ball invites you to a post-game shower>schneball autistically infodumping about fossils during heavy petting>something with dark enchantress? idk
>>1610377anon i like the jokes you put at the end, like linzer saying "Mystery?".do you do comedy? or just porn?
>>1610396"Ah, so THIS fossil I found back when the Department was reorganzing the archives. Note the bronze burnt caramel which -- you guessed it -- dates to just after the Dark Flour War. Dark Flour-era relics are always very interesting as many relics are encased in a dense caramel shell similar to those found in the Parbaked Eras, indicating a combination of geological and magical...It wasn't unusual to hear Schneeball Cookie talking about fossils. What was unusual, however, was that Schneeball had traded in her usual dark green coat and petticoat dress for a much more comfortable robe -- a soft burgundy color with golden trim serving as embroidery around the sleeves and collar -- and was now curled up in her bed, her cream-colored hair free from its bun and falling over your chest as she rested her head upon it. The scent of butter, cream, and the faint but unmistakable note of plum accompanied Schneeball's voice -- professional, educated, yet carrying that excitement and nostalgia that almost betrayed her usual clinical and no-nonsense attitude. Behind her thick orange glasses, you could see the twinkle in her purple eyes as she eagerly pointed toward a photo of a hunk of solidified honey inside of her collection book. "Ah, this one! Despite its rather mundane appearance, it actually contained a perfectly preserved specimen of a gummy chameleon! One that was dated all the way back to when the Beasts had roamed Earthbread! Let me tell you, the Biology Department had a field day with that one. I think I still have the original mold in my office."As she spoke, Schneeball Cookie, perhaps unconsciously, nuzzled closer into you. You could feel her legs entwin around yours, the way her body just relaxed against you, as if all the stress and tension of her job had suddenly just melted away. Schneeball's head brushed under your chin and, for a brief moment, you swear you heard her let out a content sigh before she got back to her explanations.
>>1610415I try to add a bit of humor to these, yes! I hope it doesn't ruin the mood of the overall drabble, if I'm writing something sexy and kill it with a bad pun like some Marvel quip. But I'm comfortable writing both nsfw and comedy, yes!
>>1609688>Knight Cookie had fainted upon seeing those pretzel salt-dotted asscheeks burst out from the fabricThis, this one got me.
>>1610431i don't mean marvelslop "comedy." i mean like, you do comically absurd pretty well. i'm encouraging you to learn into that more, especially in nonsexual stuff. i'm personally not into ecchi so i'm biased, i'd rather enjoy something nonsexually and jack off to actual porn separately
>>1610577Understandable! I'm glad you like my comedy, I just didn't want to overdo it or insert it where it doesn't belong.
>>1610363I'm interested in Amber Sugar and Sugar Glass one
why did the retard collective just start to do this
>>1609688Someone PLEASE make a drawing of this, there has been a distinct lack of Preztel cookie ass and it MUST BE RECTIFIED (the little bits of pretzel salt on her cheeks is non-negotiable she MUST have em)
White Lily, I know you're used to a life on the road, but you really need to stop... offering yourself to every passing cookie. I know you keep saying...or rather, shouting that it's your "penitence" (seriously, the whole street can hear you going at it) but there are other ways to give back to cookiekind. I'm starting to think you're just using it as an excuse to be promiscuous.
>>1610893which part? the revealing downward dog or the fwull moon splits?
>>1610915"Promiscious? I hardly believe that's the right term for it. What I'm doing is showing Cookies the natural beauty and pleasure of love-making instead of the corrupting mockery of eugenics Dark Enchantress Cookie has done. I am not some vapid half-baked floozy. What I'm doing is showing that I am willing to work for my forgiveness instead of just demanding it and if I could show other Cookies that the process of creating new life is meant to be enjoyed and celebrated, then what is the harm?">"White Lily Cookie, you told Choco Bar Cookie that you wanted "to climb inside her tracksuit while she was wearing it and pleasure her while she did her stunts."">"And the day before that, you told Sauna Egg Cookie you would give Cookie full-body syrup massages.">"AND in this letter to Dark Cacao Cookie, you wrote and I quote, "if you do not wish to use my lily-white body to bear you a new son, then please allow me to serve your kingdom in any way shape or form, be it public or private."
>>1610933Absolutely the downward dog with her pants torn wide open, gotta show those salt sprinkled cheeks to the WORLD
dude creme brulee is getting DESTROYED
>>1610363Wouldn’t mind the Truffle one, how can she control herself when she’s around a strapping young man like Anon.
>>1610355Anon, giant human, coming across the St. Pastry Order, fully expecting them to panic or run away.Gets caught off guard when they start praying to him for being one of their Creators, some are even offering their bare bodies for him. Reverend Mother and Shadow Sister Cookie have kept their bodies pure for this moment while Mille-feuille Cookie hoped her old body will still suffice.
>>1611177Makes sense, he's the only one who is truly husband material and appeals to both girls and guys.
>>1611252>anon's voice boomed from the sky, his very word shaking the ground>"no way fag"
>>1611252Anon had expected the Cookies to run away. He had expected them to run screaming from the cathedral, shrieking in terror that he was going to eat them (not that he was going to, of course, but their reaction would have been more than justified). What he didn't expect them to do was fall to their knees in prayer, raising their tiny voices up in a combination of orthodox chanting and feverish speaking in tongues. "O Blessed Maker, of whom all dough is conceived! Long have we waited for this day!"At that moment, Anon watched as several nun(?) cookies all stood up at once, ripping off their habits to reveal their shapely bare bodies for him, three in particular noted for their odd, fanatical reverence at the sight of him.One was wearing glasses and light mint green hair, tearing off her white robe to reveal a lattice-work of icing garterbelts and stockings that clung to her crispy body (including what seemed to be a religious icon stenciled above her womb). The other was a younger Cookie, whose darker robes and strawberry pink hair seemed to Anon to suggest some sort of distinction between her and the other white-robed cookies, had immediately stripped completely naked, the Cookie tossing herself on her back and spreading her legs to expose herself fully to the giant looming above her. The third Cookie, somewhat rounder and plumper and in a much more ornate style of dress that seemed to indicate she was a noblewoman more than a sister, had taken to wagging her impressively large, doughy rear-end as she laid on her front. The cellulite cracks and ripples of her body doing nothing to hide the voluptuous curves or the way her huge rear-end jiggled as the Cookie gave herself a beckoning smack, the sound of her spanking echoing above the chorus of static moans and religious tongues.
>>1611280Spectacular work, anon. Not surprised there’s a literal cult that would throw themselves at their Makers if given the opportunity lol.
>>1611280>>1611298"O Divine Maker, please! Take one of us and do unto us as Your Will commands! Accept our bodies, old as they may be, and ravish us with your wisdom! Lay us upon your Table and let us become one! Let us bear your divine children, O Revered Baker!""Please, O Diviner of Dough! Don't hold back! Our bodies are ready for you! May we be fit to carry your children and usher in a better age where your race and ours are one!"Anon thought for a second. As he watched the cathedral explode into chaos, a flood of naked female cookies tearing off their robes and habits and offering themselves to him, he wondered just how exactly to handle the situation. Deciding that may be he better think it over with some brownies and milk, Anon slowly stepped away from the church. As the naked, sweating, throng of the St. Pastry Order watched him depart, Shadow Sister looked at Reverend Mother, who was currently on the altar, displaying her flexibility. "Do you think we came on too strong?"
>>1611304Pastry Cookie walked in, late to the afternoon bell once again. She can only hope for forgiveness for her tardiness…when she spots every one of her sisters, including the Reverend Mother, naked out in the open. She didn’t say anything, just awkwardly walked backwards to her room.
>>1611307Pastry Cookie almost learns the second secret of the Pastry Order......that a huge part of it is focused entirely, solely, on having sex with humans.
>>1611307This just adds more layers to the secrets she'll have to take to the grave.
>>1610951>then please allow me to serve your kingdom in any way shape or form, be it public or private."Reminds me of the pic by Khadhunter7 of Mystic Flour Cookie being used as a fuck station.
>>1611344Never ask a Pastry Order nun her kinks
Saar, are you ready? The redeeming will begin shortly. https://cookierunindia.krafton.com/
>>1611632what
>>1611632>>1611646wait, its just LINE/KR but for india?
>>1611646Top right is pure fucking sex
do you guys actually talk about the game or is this a pure gooning thread
>>1612188Both.
>>1612188Yeah we do, but since it's t's 4chan it's par for the course.
>>1612210okay. which epic cookies do yall think i should spend my milestone points on? presumably rebel cookie, but who else? i looked up the list of magic candy effects on the wiki, none seem particularly crazy. presumably epics besides rebel aren't going to be pvp relevant, so i should be looking for alliance, but i have no idea what's good in alliance, besides presumably elemental comps, like full frost, electro crit, and full fire
>>>>1612215Financier w/ magic candy (ranked S+ for arena; can go with or possibly work as a replacement for Awakened Dark Cacao or Burning Spice)Twizzly Gummy w/ magic candy (ranked S for all guild battle bosses and good in electric comps in general)Prune Juice (ranked S for Red Velvet Dragon; although not meta, he's necessary for poison and summoner comps in some event game modes)Black Lemonade (ranked S for Red Velvet Dragon; although not meta, she's good in electric comps)Linzer (ranked S for Red Velvet Dragon; although not meta, she can be pretty useful in some event game modes to give extra crit)I used the wiki for this. It may not be the best help I tried.
>>1612234ey thanks
I was exposed to this today, so now I will share it with you.
>get unique weapon from drop>it's Cherry's weaponOk, thanks game, I guess...
>>1612736There's far, far worse ones to get, at least she's good with dealing with trash mobs.
>>1612736At least they added the event to fuse unwanted uniques and super epics into other equipmentMade maxing out my wizard cookie easier
holy shit I can actually contribute meaningfully to this guild run matchnone of the chosen arenas are p2w pitaya/dark sugar swan shit
i hate you so fucking much devsisters
Red Velvet vs. Burnt Cheese
How much is she paying people, I know it's an anniversary update, but damn
>>1613068>guy with dogs against guy with dogsKino
>>1612957>shark in dress
>>1613137She's been in so many fucking updates this year alone, seriosuly why do they love her so much to put her in that many settings yet never give her something like a super epic or even an epic costume, someone's biased as FUCK to write her in.
>>1613360mique meque waifus her
>>1613068My heart says Burnt Cheese, but I think Red Velvet takes it
>>1612736Got another unique weapon!... it's Chili Pepper. Well, at least its for an Epic Cookie this time.
>>1612957i bought this costume with crystals, i recently came back to crob and they're finally making rare costumes with SOVL now dude the same 5 girl super epics are so asshole
moon rabbit cookie kinda fat and i kinda love her (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄but theres like zero art of her and even zero-er art of chubby her... sadness hours
>>1614438How chubby we talking?
>>1614462realistic fat girl whos just normal fatgirl kinda build so cuddle and ahajbsd >.<where do i find cookie run art (where do i find chubby moon rabbit cookie art)
captain caviar should of won desu
>>1614466Tried my besthttps://files.catbox.moe/yume5e.png
>Everything Pie wanting to add your “batter” to the pie
>>1614518>My name is anon, and this is how I got all the girls in this cookie world pregnant
>>1614535I hope people make lewd content of Red Velvet in honor of his victory
>>1614125it’s not the costume it’s the pronouns>though i will agree the super epics are getting fucking tiresome
>>1614520Everything Pie served the pie to a girl’s night out she was in and it was gone in under a minute.
>>1614501oh my god i love you
>>1605134hawkins here
>>1614518>Phew! Your batter was just that last thing I was needin' for my everything pie! Sorry to milk ya like a choco-cow but I had to make sure I got every last drop, sugar!>And there's so much left that I'll have to add it some of it that pie I'm baking for Red Velvet Cookie! He won some kinda funny boys-only contest the other day and I thought makin' him a special pie would make his day better!
>>1604278fuuuuuck, i missed all matcheswhat happened?
>>1614581I'd be happy to write any nsfw/sfw stuff of Red Velvet if you have anything in mind
>>1614639You're welcome!
>>1614818>Red Velvet shares the pie amongst his fellow cookies such as the likes of Affogato, Prune Juice, etc. >Anon would rather keep the contents of the pie to himself, since it looked like the others enjoyed it enough. >Now the pie served at Miss Earthbread, that was a nightmare.
>>1614852I don't have any nsfw ideas right now, but a sfw story where you gain his trust/friendship after treating the cake monsters with kindness would be nice. Bonus for hinted romance.
>>1614852If you do anything lewd it should be gay, loving, and with him as the lead
>>1614891>Whipped Cream Cookie remarks how fluffy and thick the filling is.>Peach Blossom Cookie licks his lips and says he's never had such a flavorful pie before.>Affogato Cookie says that this was far more decadent than he was expecting, with such a warm, slightly salty flavor reminiscent of bitter coffee.>Red Velvet Cookie thanks Anon, saying that he really should ask Everything Pie Cookie to prepare such a wonderful treat for Licorice Cookie's birthday>Anon almost passes out when Eclair Cookie says that it's as if Anon poured his very essence into the pie.
>>1614905>>1614906"My goodness, Anon, it seems the Cake Hounds really have taken a liking to you!" Red Velvet Cookie said, his usually stern, commanding voice now carrying a soft tone of surprise. "I haven't seen Genoise and Angel playing nice with anyone except me!"Red Velvet Cookie gave a gentle smile, watching as you rolled around on the floor with two of his Cake Hounds. Despite being the same cake-based race as the other Cake Monsters, the Cake Hounds acted more along the lines of playful, overeager puppies than snarling guard dogs -- a benefit for you, considering how the two hounds were eagerly slobbering and chewing on you in excited shows of affection. Sitting up, you scooped the one called Angel into your arms."Really? The way they act, I'm surprised they don't slobber the first Cookie they see!" At this, Red Velvet Cookie chuckled. "Cake Hounds are naturally very friendly, true, but...it's just hard to get others to see the value of cakes too. You have no idea how some Cookies act upon seeing even a poor defenseless Cake Hound, what with all the stories and prejudice others say."Red Velvet Cookie leaned down to scratch Genoise's ears, the cake slice nuzzling affectionately into his hand. "To be quite honest with you, Anon, I... worried at first about letting you take care of my Cake Hounds. You never know how Cookies can be nowadays and I thought... well, I didn't know what to think. These hounds are dearly important to me and I didn't want just anyone watching over them in my absence. But after how you've been with them so far, I'm very glad I was wrong."Red Velvet Cookie's voice became softer still, his words gentle and fluttering in a ironic way coming from the mouth of the Cake Monsters' leader. You chuckle softly, letting Angel nestle up on your lap. For a split second, you swear that there's a particular deep shade of crimson on Red Velvet's face and he swipes his bangs away almost bashfully as he glances away from you.
For future reference, if I were to do any nsfw drabbles, how nsfw should they be? I don't want to clog up the thread with walls of extreme smut, of course.
>>1614931>Licorice Cookie’s birthdayKnock knock, Everything Pie is at your door
>>1614943Could always use pastebin or an alternative. Can't remember if pastebin outlawed smut or not.
>>1614949I don't mind posting it here! I just want to see what you guys are comfortable with
>>1614943>>1614952cant speak for everyone else but i am 100% down for unambiguous hardcore cookiefucking
>>1614952anon most of us lust after these cookies for half the thread, you can post whatever :P
>>1614942Cute!
>>1614943I like foreplay and groping moreso than fucking, but I think you can get away with a bit. Anything raunchy beyond that, I think, should be linked off site though in case a mod decides the text is too spicy for a blue board.
>"The aswignment is of the utmost secwecy, and uwgency....you must pwocure more wice cakes for the St. Pwasty Owder...Just pass them through the slot here. If anywone gets in your way....you have a wiscence to kill...."
>>1614996>Reverend Mother, this new recruit...I don't think she quite understands the goals of our mission. >BURN THE HEWETICS WHO DENY US WICE CAKES
>>1614827We managed to reach elite status and we're in the final day, which is going to be tomorrow >>1614973
>>1615044Impressive
>>1615044holyberry, those were unexpected newsCHOCO BALL COOKIE, LEND YOUR MAD SKILLZ TO BIRTHDAY CAKE COOKIE and the rest of the team aswell
A few drabble ideas I came up with>Vampire Cookie and Anon stuck in a coffin>Affogato Cookie and Anon have some fun>Choco Bar Cookie gets a post-filming shower>Snowbell Academy Engineers get a visit from the greatest conductor in the known Cookie world (and the most lackadaisical)>Poison Mushroom Cookie explains why he likes to give people deadly mushrooms>Linzer Cookie uncovers a shocking secret about Creme Brulee Cookie
Why haven't you finished your Island of Memories, Anon?
>>1610893Seconded
>>1610893Did anyone ever draw this?
>redownload kingdom to check out whats changed after ~2.5 years of not playing>immediately bombarded by 20 events and 5 battle passes>forced into some mmorpg clubpenguin-like overworld>there are even more gachas and they all have different categories and use a gorillion different currencies>phone becomes a frying pan right away, capable of causing third degree burns and cooking your dinnerWhat the fuck, devsis. I like the cookiesona maker, but was all this necessary? How much do those whales shell out of this shit, jesus.
>>1615398Poison mushroom can be amusing
Headcanon that Moonlight Cookie's Bust Grows alongside the Phases of the Moon, much to Alluring Crescent Moon's dismay.
>>1615537This is just canon
>>1615455i was working on it in my free time. huge asses aren't my forte so i'm not too confident about how it looks or if it's huge enough
>>1615147manager... why...
>>1615398And then the accountant Anon walked in just as Choco Bar got out of the shower, but she didn’t seem too bothered.
>>1615584we tried our hardest lad, sometimes pes do be that way, we're still in elite regardless
>>1615510>"You know, Poison Mushroom Cookie, why do you give out these... uh, "shroomies" so much?">"But Strawberry Cookie, Spinach Cookie gives out LOTS of mushrooms and everyone loves them! Why can't I give everyone a whole bunch of yummy shroomies too?">"I think you... uh... don't really know what your shroomies actually do...">"Whaaaat? But my shroomies alwaaays make Cookies happy! I wouldn't give them to anyone if they were gonna hurt them! I like when everyone's happy from my shroomies!">"So... you give shroomies to Cookies because you want them to be happy?">"Sure I do! You see, waaay before I met Licorice Cookie and all my other friends, I didn't really have... well, ANYONE to talk to. Everyone I would meet would stay away from me! They said I was... was "tock-ick?" Whatever that means, I think Pomegranate Cookie would know. But there was one time I had a friend and they pulled a really funny joke on me! They took me in the woods with a blindfold and we played hide-and-seek! I never found him though, so he's a great hider!">I liked watching other Cookies play together though. Sometimes there would be parties and I'd watch when aaaalll the other Cookies gave lots of presents! And I thought... maybe if I could give them something, they'd want to be my friend too!">And you... decided to give them shroomies, right?>"Uh-huh! I put aalll my favorite shroomies in a big box and I decorated it with lots of spores and bows and stuff! I went around and I gave everyone a shroomie -- a big funny purple shroomie from me to them! And it worked! Everyone started being a lot more friendly! There were so many Cookies giggling and laughing... it was like everyone was throwing me a party to show how happy they were!">"...and do you give shroomies to Licorice Cookies and the others too?">"Of course I do, Strawberry Cookie! But they don't eat them, wear them, or draw little faces on them like I do. But that's okay! I know they like them. They're my friends!"
how the hell are the top scores for arena 4 hitting 880+ million? that's not skill that's a combi change
>>1615640sometimes it do be like that... change one cookie and you get 10 gazillion points out of nowhere
>>1615640How much are we talking about ? You can reach 890 with the steak.Don't think you can mess too much with guild combis now, given how insane the arena buff is.
>>1615623It makes me wonder if there's anyone who was able to receive his shrooms and not fall over from toxicity.
>>1615557Looks good to me
Strap in folks, we goin straight to chinahttps://youtu.be/gEBttYFjpiE?si=OAHXZH17nX0BigvI
>>1615918what is this discount gray earl who also looks like eclair?
>>1615921Thats mister china cookie, sirSay hello to mister china cookie
>>1615918oh my god they legit just reposted almost everything from the china version up til' now on this
>>1615918I don't play this anymore but I will be looking forward to any new Latte art of the new costume.
>>1615918They are out of ideas
>>1615557The pants should be ripped open wayyy more considering the story implied her entire ass was visible due to them tearing, hopefully it isnt too late to change that and free those bunsBut other than that you fucking NAILED the shape of fat cheeks anon
>>1615537Better idea. Full Moon makes her tits huge, New moon makes her ASS huge
>>1615918i hope to god they don’t they/them soaring snake if he is to arrive later
>>1616020good idea
>>1616019oh you're right! my bad, i thought her pants split open more when she spread her legs, i didn't know it was already on full view
>>1615935Honestly, good. Sucks that a lot of it wasn't available here.
>got Chamomile's weapon from Google Play Best Game Celebration Feels good.
>>1616081Yeah the story implied the entire back of her pants tore off showing off her cheeks to everybody>>1616081, thus why Knight cookie passed out lmao
>>1616325I got Durian's which is pretty nice.
>>1616072Those are really nice yeast sacs
What's better for shield cookies, shield strength or HP?
>>1616489For ToA, it might depend on the cookieFor crushed pepper, his natural shield strength comes off his HP, as well as his damage, and hes by far the best shielder. His artifact also boosts shield strength as well.Meanwhile lemons shield comes off his atk stat, so he could use shield strenght statsNot sure about muscle and pistachio, cause lol, who the fuck plays them, or even shielders in general (and before you say lemon, people dont use him for his shields, but for his crit and light dmg buffs, his optimal set isnt even the snowstrider set, the dedicated shielder set), but im pretty sure their shields come off HP as well.
>>1616498I see, so it mostly depends on the Cookie, i use Pistachio (because i like her) so i guess i should just equip her unique weapon + snowstrider set
>>1616704That would be the way to do it
>>1616325>>1616351i got a second Rye
Aww, dammit, the tile flipping game is back, but the site for recommendations is acting funny.https://jyo238.github.io/bingo-predictor/
Event over I guess
They damnatio memoriae'd Yogurt Cream, he's now just "Wealthy Cookie".
hilarious how they probably just ported their skills from china crk due to how simple these are
no way 2 lattes
>>1616979Will she ever be in another game?
What are the odds of getting two legendaries in one ten pull and both being just one soulstone short of promotion?
>>16170871 in 1 gorillion
CRK LEAKSI know what you're gonna do with Matcha Tiramisu
>>1617475Nah I'm more interested in Choco Drizzle
>>1617475>Double shield with big hips cutie>Angry looking glasses beautyThose designs are pure sex, they really know their audience very well.
it's been a while. i uninstalled kingdom. did they add millennial in yet?
(CRK LEAK) Better look at the threeAlso, Korean (and perhaps intended) name of one of them is Green Tea Mousse instead of Matcha TiramisuThe leaker blindly guessed because they couldn't correct "Green Timus" to what it actually was
Any CROB leaks? Some fuck was trying to say there's gonna be another legendary and if that's actually the case i might kill someone over at Devsis
>>1617523https://x.com/RanRan111__/status/1859358375206609082No visual leaks, but the leaker has proven trustworthy (as much as they're a super-negative bitch)Also it's not the next Nova for some godforsaken reason
>>1617530WE JUST HAD AN UPDATE WITH A LEGENDARY TREASURE FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>1617513Who’s giving the best head
>>1617537It's always 2 updates between legendary realeases.Treasures are like every 4 or 5 update.Don't want to farm the damn candy again, it's destroying my will to play.>>1617549Chocolate Drizzle is for blowjobA La Mode is for making loveGreen Tea is for thighjob
>>1617554I know that but it still seems too early for some reason...i just barely maxed dark sugar swan and the legendary treasure, im tired
>>1617530she's the literal wiki admin nigga everything she gets it's for the wiki and reputable sources
>>1617530>(as much as they're a super-negative bitch)Jesus, what did she do?
>>1617586It's just how she is about every single thing
>>1617587Overly negative and looking at shit under a critical eye?
I find funny how the story bits in Ovenbreak's updates happen AFTER the previous onethese mfers have been canonically waiting about half a year now to fight Lychee and Longan AGAINhe might aswell have erased all cookiekind by that time>shit, we have to stop the gr8 ebil or we die>STFU GINGERBRAVE, THE PARTY COMES FIRST
>>1617610they're dragging out the dragonshit because they have nothing planned afterwards
>>1617513A la mode is super cute I love the targeting eyes, choco is extremely sexo.
>>1617475Girls are great, money on A La Mode being genderless in the US version.
>>1617554>A La Mode fires her arm cannons when she’s reached her climax
>>1617629I think by now they must have more stories on their mind, just that they're buying time but dragging it
>>1617629Anon, they're going to someway somehow try to tie the Legendary Novas next into the main story, they already did with minor story with the alien restaurant.
>legendary cookie for next updateFUCK YOU. FUCK. YOU.
>Oh, Sparkling Cookie, pour me a glass of Orange Cream. I need something strong.>That's a pretty heavy drink for you, Affogato Cookie. What's the matter?>Did you know that there are SOME Cookies who, for reasons that make sense only to their blithering intellect, thought of me as a woman? ME! I was in town today and, purchasing provisions for my.. er, Dark Cacao's palace, the shopkeep told me to have "a pleasant day, ma'am." Can you believe such insolence?>Well... and forgive me for saying this, Affogato Cookie, but you do kind of present yourself in a very feminine way. N-not that it's a bad thing but...>Are you saying that I should be muscled up and bloated like Muscle Cookie? Must I be a bulging mess of dough walking around in spandex for the rabble to see me as a man? How anyone, ANYONE, could mistake my appreciation of fine fashion and appearance for tee-totaling myself around like a woman is beyond my comprehension! It would be like me calling you, Sparkling Cookie, a delicious little piece of twink dough because you have your hair coiffed up and you wear those tight pants! No offense, of course.>Of course.>And even if my manner of dress somehow convinced the rabble that I am a woman, wouldn't my natural charisma and strong sense of leadership not be enough to show that I am a man of both skill and grace? I tell you, Sparkling Cookie, the kingdoms of today are too uncultured to appreciate the ever-timeless art of displaying one's masculinity through feminity! >You don't need to tell me that, my good Affogato. I think so long as you know who you are, it shouldn't matter how other people perceive you. Say, what's in that bag? Were you at Mont Blonc Cookie's shop?>Oh, yes. They were having a sale on licorice garterbelts and thigh highs. I'm sure Caramel Arrow is stealing my other pairs. Goodness knows for what, but if anyone needs a bit of feminity in her life, it's that nosy little tomboy.
