How would you rizz up Cynthia?
>>55770991buy her poffins
>>55770991I wouldn’t because my Pokémon already rizzed up me and now I’m their good boy handler.
I'd rizz her up by roundhouse kicking her off the highest building in Sinnoh
>>55771008Mount Coronet?
>>55770991Talk about history
>>55771146That sounds perfect, yeah
>>55770991Offer her ice cream and ask her opinion on something history/mythology related
>>55770991>I'm from Unova.
>>55771008you post on /vp/She is likely more physically fit and capable than you are
>>55770991Use my Pokemon series metaknowledge and dripfeed her Pokemon lore until she becomes completely dependent on me.
>>55770991I'd rather rizz up Palmer instead.
>>55770991I'd ask /vp/ how to rizz her up and steal their ideas to use on her
be Cyrusshe will want to fix me
>>55771478Based
She won
>>55770991>>55771788i kidnap Iris and bring her to Cynthia
>>55771794You think Cynthia would touch that brown thing?
>>55771794
>>55770991>rizzN
>>55770991speak english
give her a Seviper skin coat
>>55771800Cynthia loves little girls.
>>55770991I'm not going to bother even googling whatever that word means. I'm sure it will only make me more retarded.
>>55772391hot
>>55770991Intelligence turns her onso /vp/ has no chance
>>55770991What the fuck is this zoomer speak
>>55774598more from this artist?
>>55772374Gigabased, fucking lol
>>55774598I have a crippling weakness to Cynthia's feet
>>55770991I would not subject Her to the presence of anyone from /vp/iss
>>55772374
>>55774650God same
>>55774650>>55776948And her shoes too, yes?
>>55771000Fpbp based architect
>>55770991gently
>>55770991That ain't what rizz means. You mad sus boomer. Skibidi.
>>55771008Based Chad Norris
>>55770991a printed out copy of this with a packet of Skittles taped to the back
is Shaun alive?havent seen vore in like a week
>>55770991Mating Press
I was gonna say she doesn't need it, then I remembered Game Freak added Cogita and I realised that's exactly how you improve on the perfection that is Cynthia. You make her a MILF/cougar.
>>55779847is it canon that granny Cynthia will basically look like Cogita?and still preying on young Sinnoh boys
>>55779588his isp finally got him?
>>55779588>>55779852Most likely got deported back to india lol
>>55779849>is it canon that granny Cynthia will basically look like Cogita?Yup