shit i just got reminded this place exists after being completely absorbed with palworld for 3 months. This is now the Sylveon thread this board needs
>>55778966Are you trying to summon the /pol/acks?
I love this little ribbon kitsune like you wouldnt believe
>>55778974no
Finally a good thread! :D
>>55778976It's a cat.
What's the matter, Sylveon? Ran out of gas already?This is why Glaceon is simply the better Eeveelution
Dog
>>55778966>>55779369We had a few Sylveon threads recently, the poor ribbon dogcatfox needs a break too.
>>55778974Too lateI don’t like Sylveon or most Gen 6+ mons but I think Sylveon images like this are wholesome.
>>55779369I had to go to bed so I can get up and go to work for 11 hours
>>55780154Worker Sylveon is adorable and productive!
what about this sylveon
>>55780988If Emolga and Sylveon had a baby together
everyone lookout she has a nife
Hi anons, it's me, Sylveon
>>55782740Sylveon had a ketchup accident again.
>>55782757be careful anon, last time I posted that in an eevee thread (which I got from an eevee thread), I got banned for "fetish posting".
>>55783219Since when was fetish posting against the rules, the fuck?
>>55783219>"fetish posting"You mean "furry or fetish image"
>>55783239>fully clothed solo subject cosplay is now furry or fetish.That says more about you, desu
luv me ribbon dogsimple as
>>55778966He!
>>55784343is a stud
>>55779943wtf is this real?
Made for human cock
>>55782757I want to peg him
I want her to peg me
>>55784775>>55784800Who’s more gay here?
>>55778966>Sylveonfags are paltards
>>55782757I'm scared
>>55779369>that face
>>55784533>it all was just her using attract to get what she wanted
Indecent
>>55790697I don't think I'm going to like what'll happen once I'sxmawm in its clutches....
Please stop seducing trainers
>>55793913It's the Cute Charm. Sylveon doesn't seduce trainers on purpose.
>>55794474Glaceon, please don’t bite its ribbon
Mind helping me, guys?
>>55793913I would let my Sylveon seduce me
>>55794913But it looks like delicious candy!>>55794944I wonder how often something like this happens to the recently-evolved Sylveons.
>>55784533Yes, they're real. Old Uncle Adolf especially was well known for being very kind to them. He named that one Blondi.
>>55798028sylver
>>55794944Looks like you're stuck like that, sillyveon
>>55799439
Sylveon is not for lewds and everyone saying otherwise deserve to be shot
>>55800984Sylveon is my loving wife and we have babymaking sex every night.
>>55800959
>>55801043But Sylveon is 87.5% male. Are you gay anon?
>>55800984Dagasi and his amazing art says otherwise
>>55802070A male Sylveon would never struggle with those odds, thanks to his Cute Charm ability. Maybe anon is a Sylveon, he said "babymaking sex" so he must at least be in the same egg group.
>>55794944why do sylveons keep getting stuck in these situations https://youtu.be/DM3JaqRRUH8
>>55794944... howHOW!?
>>55803002*unzip*I think I have an idea
>>55798028He loved her so much that he murdered her with a cyanide capsule simply to test its effectiveness
Who is the prettiest eeveelution of them all?
>>55805413You! But I also say that to the others.
>>55805426*sound of a mug shattering into pieces*
>>55805466Bad Sylveon!
>>55805624I wish that I could be like the cool sylveons
>>55794944No. Prepared to be tickled.
>>55806412Precious
>Male trainers?
>>55805426Can you stop being so irresistibly cute for like... I don't know... just a SECOND!?
>>55809919It's hard. Sylveons are cute even when they aren't trying.
>>55810448He’s trying so hard to look tough, but I bet he’d melt if you scratched behind his ears
>>55810601They are all shes, fag
>>55811436That one is a male, groomer. And he has a girlfriend.
>>55811459both female and both my girlfriend, goober
>>55811459She be like, “I can fix him”
Please stop denying the existence of mail Sylveons. It makes them sad!
>>55811531She looks like she delivers mail to human males
>>55811548
All Sylveon are male
>>55811583all male sylveons are sent to concentration camps
>>55811628Every Sylveon is sent to concentration camps? But mine is right here, in my party.
>>55811637go and be a fag somewhere else
All Sylveons are male, except those that are female. And they're made for each other.
>>55811531Letters, letters everywhere! No wonder stuff gets lost in the mail!
>>55811920They're both made for my cock
>>55814028
>>55794944Fingering time
>>55814052Pls don't fingerbang sylveon
>>55814052Please do
>>55814052
>>55816787...did braixen give you that cup of coffee?
>>55816782What does this mean?
>>55816816It means you're inappropriately looking at Sylveon's rear.
>>55816802Sylveon made it and made some for you, too!
>>55816787now be more careful and don't let this >>55805413 happen again
>>55816880Oh shit I'm sorry
>>55817416Sylveon didn't add anything weird to the coffee right?
>>55819043Just a lot of luv
>>55819097That is exactly what Braixen said
>>55819127This isn't Chris Chan offering you some Fanta. Sylveon would never add questionable fluids to your beverages.
>>55819187Though the coffee may contain traces of Milcery.
>>55819187Alright, I'll have a cup with 2 sugar cubes. Don't make me regret this.
>>55819213Coming right up! It just... might take a little longer than usual.
>>55819255Take all the time you need. I love supporting cafés run by the differently abled pokémon
>>55819255Where did Sylveon find this help!? Were resumes even checked!?
>>55819807Family nepotism, man.
>>55819255I'm starting to think you don't actually run a café and I've been scammed out of my last dollar bill...
>>55818951Hello paw, how are you? Do you mind if I squish your beans?
>>55819861No refunds!
that will be cleaned up in a bit
>>55823953cats and yarn balls are a bad combination
Fuck you
>>55824076It's okay, Sylveon is part dog! Also part fox, part rabbit... and whatever the fuck else.
>>55824274Part slut
>>55824845Imagine the smell
Sylveon tied me up with her ribbons and rubbed against me all weird for an hour... again. How do I make her stop doing this?
>>55825592You need to reprove her behavior with love, patience and a spray bottle.
>>55778966Sylveon is built for two things, and two things only: friendship and breeding.And neither of them are mutually exclusive of one another.
>>55826066nibble nibble <3
>>55828438Fucking Nibblers...
>>55826653Men only want one thing and it's a clingy Sylveon
>>55829084A sylveon clingy to my cock
>>55779369What's the matter, Glaceon? Did both your threads run out of gas already?This is why Sylveon is simply the better eeveelution
>>55779369>>55830174Flesh Ribbon buddies shouldn't be fighting!
>>55830771They are rivals for anon's affection
>>55831051I can give affection to both, and their 7 other siblings too.
>>55831261Not sharing trainer's bed with Glaceon
>>55831313You both need to learn how to share.
>>55831573It's Sylveon's fault for being too clingy
>>55829084Clinginess sounds cute, but it’d get really aggravating in reality
>>55831769This requires further research
>>55831581Just hug it out already.
>>55832575If Sylveon wants a hug there's definitely a trick involved
>>55832601Sylveon just wants a hug. What's the worst that could happen?
>>55832758Oh...
>>55832758>>55832762More proof Sylveon can't be trusted.
>>55832780Glaceon, are you jealous of Sylveon just because you can't text your trainer as easily? You're still loved, you know.
>>55832830Well Sylveon can't keep drinks cool, summer's coming up after all.
>>55832858But Sylveon can prepare a nice breakfast. This is why both are needed.
skibidididididididididi
>>55833209At this point we're going in circles, the only one who can decide is our trainer.
>>55833235Just spoke to trainer and he said your services are no longer needed, Glaceon. It was something about your ass being too big.
>>55833376>>55833235Why are you both fighting for some stupid trainer's affection, when he should be the one begging for you for it?
I-I think trainer should let me sleep in his bed sometime
>>55833397Vaporeon tried that approach and let's say she is now sleeping with the fishes
The pond is fairly clean
>>55833410You three get to sleep with in the trainer's bed. How about that?
>>55833410>>55833444>>55832601sylveon thread retards
>>55833477sleep in the trainer's bed*And that's my cue to go to bed myself.
>>55833482My thread indeed. These eeveelutions always trying to piggyback on Sylveon's success
>>55833482They're Sylveon's siblings, it would be rude to keep them out.They're also talking about Sylveon, so it's still on topic.