shit i just got reminded this place exists after being completely absorbed with palworld for 3 months. This is now the Sylveon thread this board needs
>>55778966Are you trying to summon the /pol/acks?
I love this little ribbon kitsune like you wouldnt believe
>>55778974no
Finally a good thread! :D
>>55778976It's a cat.
What's the matter, Sylveon? Ran out of gas already?This is why Glaceon is simply the better Eeveelution
Dog
>>55778966>>55779369We had a few Sylveon threads recently, the poor ribbon dogcatfox needs a break too.
>>55778974Too lateI don’t like Sylveon or most Gen 6+ mons but I think Sylveon images like this are wholesome.
>>55779369I had to go to bed so I can get up and go to work for 11 hours
>>55780154Worker Sylveon is adorable and productive!
what about this sylveon
>>55780988If Emolga and Sylveon had a baby together
everyone lookout she has a nife
Hi anons, it's me, Sylveon
>>55782740Sylveon had a ketchup accident again.
>>55782757be careful anon, last time I posted that in an eevee thread (which I got from an eevee thread), I got banned for "fetish posting".
>>55783219Since when was fetish posting against the rules, the fuck?
>>55783219>"fetish posting"You mean "furry or fetish image"
>>55783239>fully clothed solo subject cosplay is now furry or fetish.That says more about you, desu
luv me ribbon dogsimple as
>>55778966He!
>>55784343is a stud
>>55779943wtf is this real?
Made for human cock
>>55782757I want to peg him
I want her to peg me
>>55784775>>55784800Who’s more gay here?
>>55778966>Sylveonfags are paltards
>>55782757I'm scared
>>55779369>that face
>>55784533>it all was just her using attract to get what she wanted
Indecent
>>55790697I don't think I'm going to like what'll happen once I'sxmawm in its clutches....
Please stop seducing trainers
>>55793913It's the Cute Charm. Sylveon doesn't seduce trainers on purpose.
>>55794474Glaceon, please don’t bite its ribbon
Mind helping me, guys?
>>55793913I would let my Sylveon seduce me
>>55794913But it looks like delicious candy!>>55794944I wonder how often something like this happens to the recently-evolved Sylveons.
>>55784533Yes, they're real. Old Uncle Adolf especially was well known for being very kind to them. He named that one Blondi.
>>55798028sylver
>>55794944Looks like you're stuck like that, sillyveon
>>55799439
Sylveon is not for lewds and everyone saying otherwise deserve to be shot
>>55800984Sylveon is my loving wife and we have babymaking sex every night.
>>55800959
>>55801043But Sylveon is 87.5% male. Are you gay anon?
>>55800984Dagasi and his amazing art says otherwise
>>55802070A male Sylveon would never struggle with those odds, thanks to his Cute Charm ability. Maybe anon is a Sylveon, he said "babymaking sex" so he must at least be in the same egg group.
>>55794944why do sylveons keep getting stuck in these situations https://youtu.be/DM3JaqRRUH8
>>55794944... howHOW!?
>>55803002*unzip*I think I have an idea
>>55798028He loved her so much that he murdered her with a cyanide capsule simply to test its effectiveness
Who is the prettiest eeveelution of them all?
>>55805413You! But I also say that to the others.
>>55805426*sound of a mug shattering into pieces*
>>55805466Bad Sylveon!
>>55805624I wish that I could be like the cool sylveons
>>55794944No. Prepared to be tickled.
>>55806412Precious
>Male trainers?
>>55805426Can you stop being so irresistibly cute for like... I don't know... just a SECOND!?
>>55809919It's hard. Sylveons are cute even when they aren't trying.
>>55810448He’s trying so hard to look tough, but I bet he’d melt if you scratched behind his ears
>>55810601They are all shes, fag
>>55811436That one is a male, groomer. And he has a girlfriend.
>>55811459both female and both my girlfriend, goober
>>55811459She be like, “I can fix him”
Please stop denying the existence of mail Sylveons. It makes them sad!
>>55811531She looks like she delivers mail to human males
>>55811548
All Sylveon are male
>>55811583all male sylveons are sent to concentration camps
>>55811628Every Sylveon is sent to concentration camps? But mine is right here, in my party.
>>55811637go and be a fag somewhere else
All Sylveons are male, except those that are female. And they're made for each other.
>>55811531Letters, letters everywhere! No wonder stuff gets lost in the mail!
>>55811920They're both made for my cock
>>55814028
>>55794944Fingering time
>>55814052Pls don't fingerbang sylveon
>>55814052Please do
>>55814052
>>55816787...did braixen give you that cup of coffee?
>>55816782What does this mean?
>>55816816It means you're inappropriately looking at Sylveon's rear.
>>55816802Sylveon made it and made some for you, too!
>>55816787now be more careful and don't let this >>55805413 happen again
>>55816880Oh shit I'm sorry
>>55817416Sylveon didn't add anything weird to the coffee right?
>>55819043Just a lot of luv
>>55819097That is exactly what Braixen said
>>55819127This isn't Chris Chan offering you some Fanta. Sylveon would never add questionable fluids to your beverages.
>>55819187Though the coffee may contain traces of Milcery.
>>55819187Alright, I'll have a cup with 2 sugar cubes. Don't make me regret this.
>>55819213Coming right up! It just... might take a little longer than usual.
>>55819255Take all the time you need. I love supporting cafés run by the differently abled pokémon
>>55819255Where did Sylveon find this help!? Were resumes even checked!?
>>55819807Family nepotism, man.
>>55819255I'm starting to think you don't actually run a café and I've been scammed out of my last dollar bill...
>>55818951Hello paw, how are you? Do you mind if I squish your beans?
>>55819861No refunds!
that will be cleaned up in a bit
>>55823953cats and yarn balls are a bad combination
Fuck you
>>55824076It's okay, Sylveon is part dog! Also part fox, part rabbit... and whatever the fuck else.
>>55824274Part slut
>>55824845Imagine the smell
Sylveon tied me up with her ribbons and rubbed against me all weird for an hour... again. How do I make her stop doing this?
>>55825592You need to reprove her behavior with love, patience and a spray bottle.
>>55778966Sylveon is built for two things, and two things only: friendship and breeding.And neither of them are mutually exclusive of one another.
>>55826066nibble nibble <3
>>55828438Fucking Nibblers...
>>55826653Men only want one thing and it's a clingy Sylveon
>>55829084A sylveon clingy to my cock
>>55779369What's the matter, Glaceon? Did both your threads run out of gas already?This is why Sylveon is simply the better eeveelution
>>55779369>>55830174Flesh Ribbon buddies shouldn't be fighting!
>>55830771They are rivals for anon's affection
>>55831051I can give affection to both, and their 7 other siblings too.
>>55831261Not sharing trainer's bed with Glaceon
>>55831313You both need to learn how to share.
>>55831573It's Sylveon's fault for being too clingy
>>55829084Clinginess sounds cute, but it’d get really aggravating in reality
>>55831769This requires further research
>>55831581Just hug it out already.
>>55832575If Sylveon wants a hug there's definitely a trick involved
>>55832601Sylveon just wants a hug. What's the worst that could happen?
>>55832758Oh...
>>55832758>>55832762More proof Sylveon can't be trusted.
>>55832780Glaceon, are you jealous of Sylveon just because you can't text your trainer as easily? You're still loved, you know.
>>55832830Well Sylveon can't keep drinks cool, summer's coming up after all.
>>55832858But Sylveon can prepare a nice breakfast. This is why both are needed.
skibidididididididididi
>>55833209At this point we're going in circles, the only one who can decide is our trainer.
>>55833235Just spoke to trainer and he said your services are no longer needed, Glaceon. It was something about your ass being too big.
>>55833376>>55833235Why are you both fighting for some stupid trainer's affection, when he should be the one begging for you for it?
I-I think trainer should let me sleep in his bed sometime
>>55833397Vaporeon tried that approach and let's say she is now sleeping with the fishes
The pond is fairly clean
>>55833410You three get to sleep with in the trainer's bed. How about that?
>>55833410>>55833444>>55832601sylveon thread retards
>>55833477sleep in the trainer's bed*And that's my cue to go to bed myself.
>>55833482My thread indeed. These eeveelutions always trying to piggyback on Sylveon's success
>>55833482They're Sylveon's siblings, it would be rude to keep them out.They're also talking about Sylveon, so it's still on topic.
>>55833482>kills the activity in the thread and then doesn't contribute to the threadWhat did he mean by this
>>55833376Sylveon, our butts are the same size. Can't you come up with a more convincing lie than that?>>55833397Because Sylveon hogs him all the time.
>>55834060This simply isn't true, Glaceon. Look at this evidence right here. You can clearly see that your rear is far bigger than all the other siblings. And you like to remind us of that by always swinging it proudly around all the time
>>55834217I was trying not to hurt your feelings, but fine. Mine is better and our trainer likes it when I show off, is that a crime?
