What would a Pokemon game made by boomers be like?
I was about to call you a retard, but Masuda and Tajiri are technically gen x.
>>55781179Pokémon would die after fainting 3 times regardless if you’ve boxed them or healed them. 3rd KO = perma death. The Pokémon centers would charge you money. Champions wouldn’t give up their title but instead dub you champion JR since you’re just a kid. You’d still be asked if you’re a boy or girl
Every mon is a cartoon animalEvolution does not exist, so everything is a monoevo Pokemon regions are based on America not Japan.There are no adults, it is a purely kid world Lasses don’t wear mini skirts in this game, or if they do they also have non-skin tight leggings or pants too.Edgy or Racy Pokédex entries are removed.You are given a starter depending on your gender, a boyish one for boys or a girlish one for girlsDark-type is never put into the game.The rival bullies other characters and your character has to constantly stand up to them.
>>55781179We don't have to wonder we actually have interviews from murimutt boomers. They wanted Pikachu to be a tranny furfaggot tiger with big tits.
>>55781213>healed themKids these days, back in my day we pulled ourselves up by our bootstraps
>>55781179History is legitimately important actually
>>55781215OP is questioning what would happen if the games were made by JAPANESE boomers, dumbass, not Americans.
>>55781213Why would it be harder? If anything it should be significantly easier, you get free healing items everywhere, moomoo milk for free from the first town, you get unlimited amount of xp candies and master balls.As postgame you stop getting these freebies (but you should be maxxed out anyway) and you scold trainers who now have to pay to get healed or pay for items while telling them you had a party full of lv 100 before you reached the third town, that they just need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and grind.
>>55782012Then why is the comic about American boomers and society? Pretty sure this is about America, as all things should be.
>>55783014Is being based genetic or environmental?
>>55783014>>55783030You're not fooling anyone, samefag.
>>55782012Pokeballs wouldn't exist, you would have to physically catch and tame Pokemon.Objectmons wouldn't exist, but there would be more Pokemon based off of youkai.The advance technology would be gone, the evil team would be industrialists who want to destroy nature.It would only have one or two releases that never got translated but it would develop a strong fanbase on the internet 20 years after they were released.
>>55782012Yeah, it'd be very much a fantastical, monster based RPG in a modern setting, which uses that as a backdrop to explore deeper issues. Sort of a midpoint between daddy Dragon Warrior and Shin Megami Tensei's bold new future. You can usually tell where Japanese executive meddling starts and ends, and I'd imagine it'd be similar to that. So think of the tween-teen drama stuff of Battle Network and Persona but turn it up in the Konaka sense.Villains would maybe not be industrialists as much as land speculators or another type of scum in 80s Japan. The social aspect would run really deep in this thing, but the Japanese don't name their zaibatsus as the enemy because they tend to work for the perceivable greater good. I also feel like it would end up more traditionalist in terms of how the characters act and dress, if not Sazae-san levels. They'd fit into their gender roles more deeply and there would be an exploration of that in ways that Pokemon's wholesale acceptance of late 80s Japan doesn't do.
>>55781179if only pokemon go was like this,
>>55782036zoomer retard get raped
