Sorry I let it die
It was probably for the best
At least put it back on the fucking charger
Why are Absol fans so autistic?
>>55784756You need to be Homo Superior to be able to appreciate PERFECTION
>>55784497It's okay, mistakes happen!
>>55784756it was one guy with screws loose
>>55785463Cute and funny
>>55785457Well actually it's two
Reminder that you too can draw Absol and make more stuff for her
>>55785687How? How do I do this?
>>55785687I would but I broke my phone camera today :(>>55785877By kneeling and asking a higher power for guidance to give you the strength to do what is normally outside of your ability Ask some seasoned artists on 4chan on how to startOr just download a program or buy a pen and paper and start copying Absol art you like until you can do it yourself
Everyone starts at shitpost tier
>>55785877>>55785925Why ask other permabegs on /ic/ when even they can’t draw like asian highbreeds?>>55786594Except Zinfyu
>>55786700There are other places on 4kun as well also you will get the occasional guy who can actually draw. If you put your standards for a sensei too high than you will never get one. It's like ugly small fat men wanting to date only high tier swedish supermodels There is much to learn from someone "bad" because unlike you he has drawn and made all the mistakes already you will do when you start and he can tell you about all the tricks and habits he learned that will prevent said mistakes
>>55786811Truth
me and the op are in a relationship
>>55787058No we are not
>>55786811So you’re admitting that genetic inferiority affects non-Asian artists the same way incels are genetically incompatible with beautiful women and we should “lower our standards” from an unobtainable self-image like pic related.I’d rather seppuku
>>55787262If it makes you happier crying about not being able to draw instead of learning it than it can't be helped I guess In the mean time I will figure out boxes but please do tell when your attitude towards learning changed
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GENETICS AND ENJOY YOUR ABSOLS NERDS
My last Absol postGoodbye
>>55787660I hope it's just for tonight. See you soon, anon.
ASSbsol
>>55787936who
Bnumping before i pass out
>>55784756idk
I did kill the last thread thoughbeit. . .
>>55787936Don't call me that plaese, also I'm not the OP if you're intending to farm (you)s again from me.
>>55790736just don't reply, retard
>>55786811Where did you got a photo of me from? >>55786594And you will stay that way if your wrist cannot hold a cup of coffee for longer than 90 seconds before you stop feeling it. No I won't learn to use my left hand for doing anything, cuz I can't even wipe my ass with it properly.
>>55790747I need to unfortunately - if this thread is gonna have a chance to survive the incoming anti-Niantic trannybashing sessions now that it was confirmed SBI is behind the decision to make all PoGo user avatars intentionally fugly.
>>55790776no you fucking idiotYou can dump silently, but you are a massive cocksucker and you have to take the bait every single time
>>55790758I forgot about you wrist. Now I feel bad telling you to draw
>>55791528After a swimming lesson
>>55791528
>>55790736He wasn’t talking about you, Peon>>55787936Magneto believed in the supremacy of mutants because he was a mutant himself. I’ve leaned more towards Syndrome from the Incredibles with Koreans as my supers
>>55784497Fun fact kids, 53% of all disasters are caused by Absols. Remember to call your local pest control to deal with them.
I don't even have time to be hers
>>55790790Being hated still beats being ingnored tho, at least then there's proof you exist. >>55793500Who is responsible for the remaining 47% the.ln according to you?
>>55793769>HERE not HERS (not a bad idea though)Well that's what I get for sleeping only 3 hours and a half…
>>55793500What they don't want you to know is that you can easily correct them
ABCsol
>>55793500retard alert
Does your heart go doki doki when looking at Absol?
>>55796317Only if it’s on-model and Korean
>>55796350And I thought I'm autistic
>>55796317My heart beats normaly as usual. But if I see an an Absol then...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rKvWA6w20
>>55796604You don’t understand the subtle nuance of eastern artstyles. NGMI
>>55793788The rest of the pokemon. Despite being .00013% of the pokemon population Absols commit 53% of the disasters. Really makes you think.
i wanna plow this cow
>>55797250Get in line
>>55797250I want to be this cow
>>55790736Normally I dislike fusions, BUT!
I wish there was a pic exactly like this but it wasn't ruined by forced coomslop anthroshit.
>>55797250
>>55799685Ask someone here to draw it.
>>55798271
>>55800256Not me I broke my phone camera
But why do you like Absol so much anon?
>>55804029I started liking her because of how adorable she looked in XY. The new 3D model made her look so cute and fluffy
>>55804029Absol's first appearance was the perfect introduction for it, and was probably one of the most memorable moments I had with any Pokemon game, I guess it helps that Ruby was my first game too. Route 120 is such a cool looking route when you first get to it, with the reflective water, the extra tall grass and the rain. It's the only place Absol appears, and Absol's appearance isn't like any other Pokemon you see up to that point. Mysterious, cool, rare, strong, hard to catch, with a striking cry and an ominous dex entry.
>>55807202Me on the left
>>55784617>heavy Kalos accent
>>55801454>PC broken>phone broken>because of craving doomcow poonSo when is your house gonna look like this??
>>55814110Once I learn how to print or paint But hanging Absol ass on your walls is questionable behavior
Not yet
>>55814994You almost let it die again. I'm disappointed in you
>>55815008As op I should do a better duty you're right
A bump for the Absolfriends.
I don't think this is supposed to be on page 10.Here's a bump for you, Absol bros.
>>55817346why do I feel like Absol is in danger here?
>>55818125Type advantage.
>>55818497oh no, that seems like a very bad situation for Absol
>>55818125Sylveon is just a natural top
Sexy
>>55823412Nice banner
Absolbros too busy cuddling with their Absol plushies to keep their thread alive. can't blame them
stop being pg 10 right now
>>55830542Ow-ruuh!
Absol anus
>>55831271They really turned her into an angel
>>55831772What do you mean? She already wasOk, so I'm lying. I don't remember how popular Absol was before the Mega. I know it was featured a little in the show and movies, but definitely not to the extent of some other way more popular mons. I only took notice when it did end up with a Mega
>>55832672
>>55832049Almost same for me. I always liked Absol since it's debut but it was only at the back of my mind until Megan's happened
>>55832049Absol was always mid-tier in popularity which IMHO is the best option, it’s not forgotten but it isn’t a shillmon either.
>>55834201That filters out most coomers schizos and midwits At least here we only have a few
>>55835440PLEASE