What makes a good jobmon designs?
>>55797423you are brown
>>55797445BASED
>>55797423Fatmons are cute and the best
>>55797423Since /vp/ is a contrarian board anything they hate is a good design
>>55797423whether or not I grew up with it
>>55797423all of these except inteleon are hot
>>55797869Barafaggot detected
>>55797423Where does the bottom obstagoon come from? Is that a fanart or beta design?
>>55797423Still want to fuck both obstagoon...
>>55797423>get up>go to work>lie down in swamp for 8 hours>go home>not paid>wtf I thought being a crocodile was a job
>>55797423>obstagoon>obstagoon but even sexier
>>55797423Obstagoon but with midget legs will never not look retarded imagine
>>55797890yes :>
>>55797423What's Krookodile's job even?
>>55797423The more humanlike the shittier. Only Inteleon here sucks, the rest can be written off as humanoid monsters
What makes me a Good Jobmon?>Tosses Present"If I were a bad Jobmon, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?">Cuts to showing that Delibird is just a cute and garbage penguin"One time crossing legs, one wayward hint of female charm, one slip of a humanoif design... and Cum-blooie!">Cuts to every other jobmon with a vague humanoid design getting railed in the ass as Delibird chugs eggnog"I got a basic animal design. I'm Santa Penguin with a fucked up bag for a tail. The only time porn is drawn of me is because I'm the weird pick. You'll get 50 more of Lopunny dressed as Santa then any attempts at the true likness of me">Delibird uses Present, You recovered HPSo, T'all you shite trannies, so fucking horny, prancin' aboot with your pants full of testacles. Come and draw me with a basic ass female. I'm a fucking Santa Penguin with a non-humanoid body>Uses Present, Gets a crit against your Lopunny
>>55797445FPBP
>>55799361KYS tranny obsesser.
>>55797423>a penguin shaped penguin is "jobmon but fat"
>>55799593>>55799414>and a catfish shaped catfish is too
>>55799414>>NEET doesn't know what a job isMany such cases!
>>55797423>>55799414Gem.
>Jobmon but doesn't look like a cereal mascotFtfy
>>55797423holy fuck that fat obstagoon looks cool
>>55799593>a basilisk lizard shaped basilisk lizard is a jobmon
>>55798308>Neither part of the image looks like either the official Obstagoon design or the fanmade Obstagoon designGood job
>>55797423Empoleon, being a penguin, lends itself very well to being a Pokemon with a "job">It already stands on two legs>It is fat, but not in a barafag way, so it has less furfag appeal. Especially because it maintains a recognizably penguin shape>It is a bird, so it has less furfag appeal>Its only real anthro characteristic is the frilly shirt pattern, which is well integrated into what would be penguin plumage. Not to dunk on Incineroar because I don't think it's THAT bad, but compare how the ripped t-shirt barely looks like it's supposed to act as an actual part of its body>Its posing doesn't denote an overt personality despite being a jobmon>It is a fucking EMPEROR penguin so it's absolutely fitting that it'd have some regal shtick >Its crown-beak is pretty inventive fantasy anatomy that doesn't lock it in to being Napoleon. A modern Empoleon design would likely have put the big funny Napoleon hat on it instead>Its color scheme just rules
>>55800069I like how the fat Obstagoon has actually experienced what normal Obstagoon fans hoped would happen for the original design. Fat Obstagoon was not received all that well for an "improved" design, but over time people have come to admit that it really does look a lot better.
>>55797423Krookodile and Empoleon aren’t job mons. They don’t do jobs they just have visual themes of royalty and delinquency.Inteleon IS a spy who uses a human weapon.Inceneroar IS a wrestler who… wrestlesObstagoon IS a bouncer who blocks shit
>>55797423Not having a personality/character attached to it. I don't care if a pokemon has some human-related theme attached, and sometimes it's pulled off well or is a cool idea that really lends itself well to making an interesting mon, but the moment they try to present them selves as being individuals instead of a cool species of monster it falls apart completely. I want a Pokemon, not an NPC in some furry GameMaker RPG.
>>55800310> Inteleon IS a spyNope, just a basilisk lizard
>>55797423Jobmons in themselves aren't intrinsically bad. I'd honestly rather have a "jobmon" than a regular animal/object in funny colours with eyes. Looking at you, Seel/Exeggcute.
>>55799414kys shartyfag
I really wish we got Fatstagoon, his design is off-putting in a way I can't really articulate. I think it's the proportions and human legs
>>55797423their jobs are being my sex slaves
>>55800868incredibly based
>>55797423A design that makes it look like an animal first and a job second. It's not being fat that fixes them. It's the fact that the fat ones have more proportions more akin to beasts and monsters rather than looking like a human in a fursuit. Hope that helps, retard.
>>55799671neet are based
>>55800074Post example
