Where did she get the moomoo milk from? Their are no Miltanks in Kalos.
dark magic
>>55900093retard
>>55900093Shes a gypsy, you never know
>>55900106Sometimes i forget how much shit and details the 3DS games had but when replaying it adds a lot of value
>>55900106oh no no coomerbros... we don't play the games :(
>>55900093freshly squeezed
>>55900093I hate when they have a random npcs selling an item completely out of context for no fucking reason. it's like some shoddily tossed together hack/mod by a 12 year old that just threw around npcs that give you random items you want. total amateur dogshit. fuck X and Y and behead the lazy fuckin fags who made it.
>>55900093Imported directly from the Goldenrod fields of Johto
>>55900154>random npcs selling an item completely out of context for no fucking reason.soulless>npc blocking your way in mahogany town and almost forcing you to buy and fill your pockets with useless ragecandybarsSOUL
>>55900213This but unironically
>>55900213it's like they gave a retard a retard-proof map editor where you just click to place an npc then the retard just clicked outside of the pokemon center in the fucking town to place the fucktarded generic npc hex that makes no fucking sense to be selling moo moo milk besides the fact that she has huge tits and made it fucking sell moo moo milks from fucking gen 2. nothing new or anything just take one of the items from the list in the map editor for fucking clueless retards who have zero clue what the FUCK they're doing or what the fuck is going on. they're like a little child making a rom hack. and the entire development team is like this for gen 6+. fucking worthless pieces of SHIT!
Ah yes, the NPC that permanently ruined a trainer class.
>>55900231
>>55900093there are wild miltanks in the route east of shalour
>gen 2 an entire farm with miltanks and an introduction to the item>gen 6 LOL REMEMBER MOO MOO MILK *clicks randomly to place whatever 3d model happened to be selected in the map editor*
>>55900231>The fact that she has huge titsNot in canon though, real Hex has small-average tits. The "she has huge tits" is just off-model coomers portraying her this way because she sells milk
>>55900106>Tauros gangbang
>>55900093Her GIANT, GARGANTUAN, SLOBBER KNOCKER, SLOSHING, BRA-BUSTING, HEAVING BOOBIES
>>55900397 Helena is pretty even if she doesn't have massive milkers
>>55900397Put a couple of kids in her, that'll help in the breast department.
>>55900599>implying she wears a bra
>>55900397Well, you know how internet works. If a character is confirmed to have tits, off model artists go crazy. Remember what they did to Lana's mom.
>>55900093her tit milk what? why are you asking such retarded questions
>>55901153I think having big tits just kind of suits her? Like I think we all knew a weird, quiet, semi-chubby goth girl with huge fucking tits in high school, right?
>>55900154yeah I was just thinking about. I'm playing USUM and you get handed random items all the time. like this dude just had some interaction with his Pelliper and was talking about his store not having stock, and then out of nowhere he just hands me the evo items for Magmar/Electabuzz. it was really jarring. it does feel like they added too many items they needed to distribute and didn't know what to do with most of them so they just give em to random npcs. it feels exactly like a romhack like you say. at least in earlier games the npcs would usually have some connection to the item they give you, even just a line of dialogue. they don't even bother with that in these games.
>>55901205Yes. She had one of those studded leather belts, and she always wore shirts that were juuuuuust too short and the her tummy pudge rolled over it, ever so slightly. She sat in front of me in history and it's pretty much burned into my memory.
>>55901153But that one was canon. Lana's mom anime appearance had a couple of frames that made it look like she had huge breasts.
>>55900106>>55900140>>55900404I want tauros milk!
>>55901242kill yourself
>>55901380Tauros milk is more nutritious
>>55900118People were pretty eager to call gen 6 absolute dogshit for some reason. I think oras in particular are the best games.
>>55900093I'm sad that her successor didn't catch on as well
>>55901393she unfortunately doesn’t fit the archetypes people commonly associate with “big tits” like hex maniac and other titcows.
>>55900093Gogoat? I never even played XY and I remember that Gogoat gets Milk Drink
Why hex
>>55901393Maybe it would've worked with a Gen 4 Cowgirl. I know is too "on the nose", but it could've worked.
>>55900106Holy shit! Is that a shiny Tauros at the top of the screen?
>>55900397It's even hotter that she has that much mild and small breasts
Hex maniac is so cuteher hair is so floofy
>>55900093Sure it says "Moomoo Milk" on the bottle, but if you bought it in Kalos what's inside is Hex Milk.>>55900106Sure you can find the occasional Miltank but it's not commercially viable to spam Sweet Scent to get one now and then.
>>55900093Now you know why so many people like her.
>>55901952Why not Hex?
>>55901545Gogoat milk is pretty good, but Hex Maniacs make the richest and tastiest milk.
>>55902321>but it's not commercially viable to spam Sweet Scent to get one now and then.retard
hexy is so cute
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>>55902775Kill yourself coomer, Hex Maniac would never want to be with you
>>55902321>She sells milk so it must be her'sLiteral porn addiction induced brain rot right here. No wonder you post on 4chan, you are fucking pathetic
>>55902964>Hex Maniac would never want to be with youCorrect. That's why I still have to pay P$500 a bottle for the stuff like everyone else.
>>55902803Not to mention you can just milk a Miltank often. If you had a team of six you'd easily be able to make a business out of it.
>>55902975>>55903009I'd believe you if she was a trainer class that reasonably keeps cattle. A cowgirl or rancher for instance. Even a Pokemon breeder. Or a salesperson like a mart attendant.
>>55903023There aren't any female of those in XY, and literally all the alternatives would be horny to people.
>>55900249More like elevated her to goddess status.
>>55903053XY has Pokemart attendants. Or it could be someone from Baa de Mer Ranch.
>>55900249Wait, is this milk salesgirl really why everyone draws big tiddy hex maniacs?
>>55903110Yep. The other hex maniacs throughout the game are various degrees of nuts or occultish, but this one in particular randomly sells moomoo milk, for a decent price and in great quantities as well, so she's very memorable. And so the meme begun.
>>55903053>And all the alternatives would be horny to peopleAnd GF chose the Tomoko stan when Goth GFs got a massive following in the early days of Tumblr? Is like saying "we need to put away this electrical fire, but we can't use water. I know! We can use gasoline!"
>>55903161This. There's no way this wasn't intentional. She's the last random NPC type you'd pick to sell milk. The only way they could've made it more obvious is "My Moomoo Milk is just $500 a bottle" or saying that she "found" the milk herself.
>>55903202What, and you think Fairy Tale Girl would be better?
>>55903212Sure. Set her up with something like a lemonade stand.>I'm selling Moomoo Milk from my dad's farm! It's $500 a bottle! Do you want to buy some?
>>55903212Well, it would've been more cute. A little girl trying to help her mommy and daddy by selling milk near the local Pokécenter.If you go near an Oppai Loli tangent, two points. 1) We got Hex, so that isn't much of a loss. In fact, then entire opposite. And 2) Eevee Girl from Gen 8 already has that spot covered.
>>55903251>Eevee Girl from Gen 8 already has that spot covered.Why exactly did the community give her the mega milk treatment?
>>55903269It was the kigurumi. Those costumes usually open from the front or the back. And japanese use that as an excuse to make them work like a furry's holes: normal outside, black holes inside.So she may come to you all innocent, going "big bro, I stained my costume!", and you go "alright, is fine, I can wash it, let me take it off first". And when you open it, your SoL Pokémon episode turns into the episode 26 of Excel Saga.
Bump
>>55902321>it's not commercially viable to spam Sweet Scent to get one now and then.She only needs one. Since Miltank are apparently rare but most of the cuisine in Kalos uses milk to some degree, the chick has a monopoly that'll net her a fortune.
>>55904347>Since Miltank are apparently raremiltank arent rarethey have a 30% chance of appearing in both versions on route 12 in yellow flowersit's only tauros horde encounters are they rare, with a 5% chance of appearing
>>55902803>>55904521I like how OP keeps getting blown out
>>55900249trannies perpetually seethe over big tits
I love Hex so fucking much. Lactation should be a mainstream fetish.
>>55900231Are you okay?
>>55906998I want to drink milk straight from the source.
From her dick
>>55906998>Posts off-model garbageYou don't love Hex
>>55907241We should meme trans Hex as being canon as to BTFO coomers forever. Imagine the suicide/chimp outs on social medias
>>55906998lactased and milkpilled
>>55907331>Hates nice titsYou aren't straight.
>>55900106lol
>>55907343Dude, have you seen Hex images? You have white hexes, black hexes, american, french, asian, fit, sticc, thicc, milf, loli.Short hair, long hair. Big breasts the size of San Francisco party balls, or as flat as military hardtack.There's a Hex for everyone. And the best is your fav.
>>55901242>tfw you gave me the tauros milk fetish yet that pic is the only one that exists in decent qualityI hate you homonimous
>>55909159>black hexesSince when I can barely find any, and I'd know cause I've been searching to so I can show my friend them since she said she'd cosplay hex for me.
>>55900397Shockingly, breast size has very little to do with milk production.
>>55909274We must fix that. The key for both big tiddies and milkies.
>>55909255I remember someone posting a pic where Hex is hugging a black girl with her same outfit, but I don't have it with me right now.
You still bought the milk, right anon?
>>55910339Of course I bought it. Really good healing items by the dozen? You bet I stocked up.
>>55900106>>55900118Even though I believe that most Pokemon games after B2W2 are pretty underwhelming, I do love the small details that remind you that the games are made by real people who wanted them to be good.
>>55900093>Their
>>55900093>their
>>55910339why buy milk when you have the cow?
>>55900106Kill that limey Tauros up top. I think it contracted the gay.
>>55910339why buy the milk when you can have the cow free?
>>55900093she has zero tits in-game
>>55900093her gigantic dripping milk-laden teats
>>55911326>real people who wanted them to be goodThat is so sad.
>>55911326>thinks bw2 is goodyour opinion is meaningless
>>55907560There is a difference between nice tits and unrealistically off-model balloons retard
>>55900106Nobody plays the games...
>>55915161Pokémon hasn't implemented dating mechanics. Maybe Yancy, but you need to get through an annoying side quest to get best girl.
>>55917628god i love unrealistically off-model balloons
>>55920665based
>>55903023She's the farmer's daughter who sells milk in town to earn her allowance.>source?I made it up right now.
>>55922450Where do I buy Hex Milk then?
>>55923313In Kalos, obviously.
>>55920665still not big enough
>>55902975You have to be 18 to post here, anon.
>>55926075Nice try anon but i'm 25 years old.Can't say the same for the coomers in this thread though
>>55926077>i'm 25 years oldI'd rather be a coomin' than zoomin'
>>55900154Wasn't there an asshole in the games selling shit related to your Mew or Jirachi or some shit?
>>55900093They're*
>>55900093I genuinely can't tell if OP is baiting, never played the game, or incredibly lazy enough to not do a little bit of research
>>55927467Nah, he just wants people to reply that the milk comes from Hex herself (spoiler: it doesn't) to fulfill his coomer fantasy
>>55919003>Nobody plays the games...Even worse nobody plays the games and pretend to know shit
