Do Pokemon enjoy sandwiches?
don't you fucking dare
>>56000369All my Pokemon always seem thrilled about sandwiches. I've heard though that it's possible to make a shitty sandwich that will make them look disgusted or faint.
>>56000369
>>56000369That's such a silly question to ask, OP. Of course they do!
>>56000369>>56000381Do you dare?
>>56000369Yes
>>56000381Dare what?
Mmm... footlongs
>>56000381>>56001149>>56000496how are you guys so sex obsessed to recognize what OP is talking about? What was the last time someone posted you faggots
>>56000369Oh shit is that subway exodia?
>>56002517Great filename.
>>56002524A nice, meaty footlong sounds great right about now
PREPARE YOURSELF KAIBA!
This thread shall not die in the name of the Forbidden One!
>>56001149Another satisfied customer!
>>56009632He looks so happy :)
>>56014207Thief!
>>56002817Dude, "Picnic" literally means "sex" in the latest games.
>>56002817>sex-obsessed>the meme in question involves defecating onto a sub roll
I would feed koraidon a shit subway sandwich, yeah
>>56000369>spyroNOOO DONT EAT THAT, KORAIDON!
>>56015460The one and only answer
>>56015121Wait, proof?
>>56002517>shfitSpoiled it.
>subhumans who weren't even 12 when the original exodia deck dropped are now allowed to post here and vote How do I coax Pakistani fundies to smuggle their illegal nukes into Palestine again?
>>56000369>filename indicating this image came from the furry porn website owned by a former beastiality film producer 3B sends his regards David
>>56016516You mean e621? lole
>>56016516Just say e621 you fucking fag
SPIT HIM OUTHE'S NOT A SANDWICH
>>56018191I want her to slurp me up whole
>>56018317Just lay between two pieces of bread and I'm sure your next bike-dragon ride will be in the dark and partially submerged.
>>56018507It might be your last ride though...
>>56017766>>56016625That's a given by default for anyone with a working brain, unless you're a zoomer who has no idea where BD really got the money for building their dildo sweatshop from.
someonePOST IT
>>56019085Here you go newfag, now fuck off
>>56019095fake
>>56016425Breeding Pokémon in SV is done by setting up a picnic, having the Pokémon you want to breed in your party, and waiting while staying rooted to the picnic table the entire time. All compatible Pokémon in the picnic have a chance of producing an egg; this includes Pokémon from your Union Circle friends' parties should they join in.
>>56019095this card would not fucking survive modern yu-gi-oh
>>56020007Still less powercrept than what's happening in Pokemon.
Where's the fanart of Miraidon interacting with sandwiches?
>>56020034
>>56020034>>56021368
>>56020001Is there any story-related dialogue mentioning picnics that could also be interpreted as sex?
>>56022186Cute
>>56021368>>56021375More?
>>56023265
>>56020034There doesn't seem to be nearly as much. Idk why.
>>56023590They should get my cock into their mouths
>>56025187No.
>>56025187They should start at your feet and with your way up, bike-fuel-to-be.
What would most likely happen if Agias didn't get his bocadillo from you that day?
>>56025837Bad bike! Humans aren't food, they're your rider!
>>56025913He'd find a replacement (you)
>>56026045If you're not food, then why are you so edible? >>56025913Depending on how assertive he is, either a sad bike or a very well-fed bike.
>>56026508How does one look edible?
Give it back!... uh, pretty please?
>>56027038I'd let him keep it if I were you...
vorefags are sub human
>>56020034here you go
>>56028313You lack taste, vanillafag
>>56028169What's the worst that could happen?
>>56029600Well, the bike needs organic fuel~
>>56029638Well he gotta get his own organic fuel, I'm not sharing my snack
>>56029638Even Miraidon? I mean, we see it eating sandwiches, obviously, but you could potentially just... plug it in.I guess it depends on whether it's fully robotic, or if it's more of a cyborg with organic parts in there that need nourishment. Its digestive anatomy is probably pretty interesting either way.
>>56029687It probably needs normal food for all kinds of bodily functions on top of generating electricity with it as well. I doubt you could just feed it with batteries
>>56029699This one's cute
>>56026259Not a mentally-ill autist who gets off to my own death here unfortunately, go find another target for your asexual queer ERPs
>>56030311Got deleted lol
>>56030400Not every vorefag is asexual
>>56030400This looks like the "poor little Trainer girl" got cropped out of the picture. Anyway, it's only *probably* vore; it could well be that the raidon leaves you for a more appreciative Trainer instead. One with more sandwiches.
>>56031284Idk but i hope its vore
Why do vorefags flock to pokemon and why is it always the weirdest kinds of vore
>>560322911. Theyre hot2. What would you define non-weird vore?
>>56032291>why is it always the weirdest kinds of voreWhat do you mean? We've only talked about oral vore in this thread.
>>56032570>>56032701Oral vore is normal. I've seen jacket vore and vacuum vore with Pokemon recently
>>56032979I never saw those, are you sure you arent just talking about shitty deviantart doodles?
>>56032979Haven't seen jacket vore, actually. Myself, I tend to stick to commonly-sexualized body parts, plus the mouth and tail. And again, none of those have shown up ITT, so it sounds a bit of a non-sequitur.
>>56033007You like tail vore?
>>56033353Yep! Though not the unfortunately popular Cell type that's basically a Like-Like but dumber. Tailmaws and that petal-like thing that MGQ succubus has are great.
>>56033560Cool taste!
>>56033560Those are neat>>56034350(You) got a cool taste!
>>56034350>>56035038Thanks! It's unfortunately a little tough to mix them with Pokemon, though Nickit and Ninetales are good candidates. I mean, Goodra can work with slime vore through whatever part of their body, but you know.
>>56031284>>56032272No you sickos, that's how GIS crops image previews from Pixiv, and I can't post the full image here because its animated in Ugoria. >>56031001But it's always cringey alt-sex queershit tho.
>>56037018second part?
>>56029600He won't be your friend anymore
>>56039492Cuties
Give. Sammich. NOW.
>>56041574Human sandwich
Another one, please!
>>56035647Not really
for me it's Cyclizar using his two holes
>>56038524:^(
agias.....
>>56043033Lucky cyclizar
>>56045773I want kori to eat me
>>56046545ywnbas sorry anon
>>56046793
>>56046796Koraidon would never do this canonically, in pkmn scarlet she literally begs the protag for a sandwich and doesnt take no as an actual answer, so she wouldnt share at all
>>56046800You don't say no to the croc.You just don't. That's not a thing.
>>56046809What if you do it anyways
>>56049307That sandwich has nearly nothing
>>56046793I will if kori is hungry enough
sandwich time whenWHEN ARVEN WHEN!?
>>56042812Unbirth is too based to ever count as part of your disgusting (self)murder fetish
>>56046796Why is there a plank in Fuecoco's bun?
>>56050452Maybe it's a low cal sandwich, lol
>>56053938Koraidon needs to eat a lot of calories before going out to be used as a bike
>>56046809*snake with legs
>>56055514He shouldn't try to fit that big thing in his mouth all at once! He's gonna choke!
>>56058676No worries, mate, he can fit bigger things down that craw of his. Such as Trainers.
>>56058737Except he would never.Sandwiches are much, much tastier.
>>56059888trainer sandwich...
>>56059888How would she know without trying beforehand?
>>56000369I bet they're cheeto-scented
>>56000369Is this the thread?
>>56002817>asexual-core fetish meme>sex
>>56064168It isnt
>>56062831Because all it takes is one sniff. Do YOU smell like a tasty sandwich? My guess is no.
>>56064254A lot of food smells awful but end up being tasty anyways, not very reliable
>>56064162Guess not since your image got deleted. :p
>>56064190Go back to /d/
>>56062215He wants it now, lol
>>56064190Stupid sexy pachinko machine
>>56067228A snack and a water-type meal for the kori!
>>56064316I find my nose quite reliable. I never put anything in my mouth that smells nasty or questionable.
>>56070526You've already got a sandwich!
>>56069351I've tasted good food that smelled weird, through
>>56005928
>>56070824Now now, don't hold out on him!!
>>56002817It's the of those things you only have to see once to instantly recognize on the horizon
>>56002817Because I'm not an election year tourist zoomieshitter like you are.
>>56077965 >shitcrachin Does she still pretend that she got raped by her ex and cope by only drawing voreshit?
>>56032979oh, that was me most likely>>56032998https://files.catbox.moe/jr4tql.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/qonfwo.jpg
>>56079175Yum
>>56078865Can you repeat this in non-schizo please?
>>56025187They should get their tongues all over me.
>>56081213I should get into their mouths
>>56082516I wonder if these bikes secretly gulp other creatures behind your back
>>56085482Hide between two pieces of bread and you'll get there in no time! Though they'll probably send you further pretty quickly, too.
Sharing a yummy sammich!
>>56087436>ywn share a sandwich with your agias>ywn pull a Lady and the Tramp and end up smooching the cute bike dragon
>>56085482What makes you think they'd want you in their mouths? You're not a sandwich...
>>56070824I think it's really cute when Arven is tsundere for the sandwich lizard and maybe even a little bit hot haha
weird ass dog
retard dog
>>56094252the last thing you see *you had sandwich crumbs on your face*
>>56094286shlop shlop shlop
>>56093484Don't we all do weird and stupid stuff sometimes when we're hungry?
Do you think he purrs like an idling motorcycle
>>56086227other creatures don't come with lettuce, tomato, mayo so I doubt it
>>56018317who?
>>56053073Sandwiches occupy my thoughts frequently, too
nom :)
>>56099161Give him what he wants Arvin :)
>>56100310you mean he wants... his tie? :)
>>56100315Arven got a little sandwich sauce on his tie! Of course Miraidon noticed!
>>56096416The chunks of meat are tomatoesAnd the mayo is what comes out of their trainer's penis when they get handsy with their trainer
>>56096824Kori
So where exactly does the scliced ham, cheese, eggs and sausage for those picnic subs come from?
>>56102111From your bag obviously, duh! What do you mean, they've been in there for months with no cooling while you were running through the Paldean sun...?
