Would you be trustworthy enough to be given a female starter in the pokemon world?
>>56010083Absolutely fucking not.
>>56010083Yes. I can be trusted to satisfy her sexual needs.
>>56010083If they gave me a female Starter, I would bring it right back and demand a male one.I am not a porn addict who uses female mons.
>>56010083Yeah, i can be trusted to handle them properly when they're on their periods~
>>56010083Yes. I would fuck her daily just like she wants to
>>56010083Judging by that picture I'm not the one who needs to be trustworthy.
>>56010141This but because I'm a porn addict who uses male mons.
>>56010083Of course, I'll ask for consent first.
>>56010141tranny claus is back with the worst opinions again
>>56010083I would not be trustworthy at all with a male starter, or any male pokemon heheHowever I would wait until he is fully evolved
>>56010205>I would wait until he is fully evolvedWhat would you do then?
>>56010207sexo
>>56010210Would you fuck his bussy or would he fuck yours?
>>56010083Yes. I'm not a tranny zoophile
>>56010198Seethe, degenerate wretch.I come and go how it fits me.
>>56010198And btw, yes I am trans. so what?
>>56010083depends on how humanoid it looks. if it’s baby form is a literal green cat i’d wait till it’s fully evolved. if it’s the seal i’d wait till mid stage. fox i’d skip. it’s final evo is so bad.
>>56010083trans-coded shitmons
>>56010278rent free faggot. trannies look like mr mime, jynx and charizard.
>>56010279and starters that look feminine while having 78.5% male ratecope
>>56010283that’s only because half the female starter population is kept by the lab to breed with. and to make more starters to give out. use your brain retard
>>56010290Which Youtuber gave you this fanfic?
>>56010278but enough about trannysaur
>>56010279>charizardrent free
>>56010141If you weren't a porn addict, you would have zero problem handling a female starter.
>>56010295Projection
>>56010278>Tranny coded shitmon
>>56010278trans-coded post
>>56010278>those seething repliesman you really did hit a nerve
keep talking to yourself ban-evader
>>56010083Why not.I have taken in my fair share of strays and yes some have been female, and no i do not fuck animals.
>>56010083No. And I'm tired of pretending I would.
>>56010083they aren't real never will beyou are wasting your time and our time with your stupid questionspick a hobby
>>56011803animals and pokemon are not the same and you shouldn't be bragging about not fucking animals, it's not an achievement
>>56012245all futas
>>56011866Bragging?Okay retard.
I only fuck end stage evolutions, anything else is pedophilia
>>56013981It isnt
>>56013981middle stages are hebephilia, get it right
>>56010141I prefer female starters and female Pokemon just because it seems like the majority of trainers you run into who have a Pokemon with Cute Charm/knows Attract or female. Also if you ever decide to breed them.
>>56013981evolution isn't ageyou can have a 80 years old base form
No. Not because of sex reasons I would probably just box my starter
>>56014289they still look underage tho
>>56014289Then I'll wait until they're Lv. 18.
>>56014431Go away Dwang.
>>56014300So short people cant fuck because "they look underage"?
>>56010083I wouldn't be trustworthy enough to be given any Pokemon, let alone a female starter.
>>56010083>NFEsOP is finally a based and cultured heterosexual!
>>56014719Looking underage is a lot more than being short lmao
>>56010083All male.
>>56014796That Treecko is fucking wrinkled.Get the fuck out of here with your weird progeria fetish.
>>56010194In the game you can breed pokemon unconditionally. So any pokemon you train would say "yes". Is it really consent if the chance of rejection is 0%?
>>56010083I don't even want any of these ugly shittersi'd take an Eevee instead, thanks
>>56014289I want to say "she's too little for your dick in the first stage", but Skitty on Wailord exists, so...
>>56015114Pokemon can shrink
>>56010083I had female Pokémon in my team before. I can handle it.
>>56010083>start fapping to anthro pokemon>it devolves into fapping to feral pokemon>it devolves into fapping to bestialityIts over??
>>56014796How is some bipedal lizard underage looking, what human child traits do you see in it?
>>56015405as long as you don't fuck actual animals I don't give a shit what you do
>>56010083I demand Ogerpon as my starter.
>>56010083I'll be honest. I would be trustworthy. I'll always keep her well feed and clean. Making sure to praise her with each battle and knowing when to take rests. Understand that she'll need her own time, but try my best to give her my attention. I will always encourage her to mate with her own kind, but if she really wants me to be her partner, I will gladly stay by her side for life and be gentle with her.
what went wrong?
>>56010083I love my Grassmuncher so much.
>>56016791I'd fuck all 6 of these.
>>56010083I can be trusted with a female poppilo I won't be weird with herI promise
>>56016791You accidentally put an Eeveelution in the Pokémon for normal people section.
>>56017564What's so abnormal about an eeveelution?
>>56017564a cat is fine too
Don't see why not, I'd ensure she could reach her pinnacle form and be able to develop a sufficiently strong enough bond with her.
>>56017809>off-model
>>56018029The original designs are shit. Off-models are improvements
>>56017564What other grass cat pokemon do we have?
>>56016791A female seal is somehow appealing to fags? Cmon anon, you may be an obnoxious bitch but you can at least bring up a more convincing example.
>>56018304
>>56018310What's your argument?- Most male seals are single- Most male seals are gay- Most female seals have haremsNot sure how any of this is relevant.
>>56018304A female seal is appealing the men that fuck anything with girl coding.Usually a signifier of some form of autism but it's vp that's a given.
>>56018321nice pretending, but a "female" looking seal that can be male is the argument here.
>>56018384They wanted to make a loliseal and just saw the gender part is just "mechanics".
>>56018410they could make gender-difference forms but they know what were they doing
>>56015123If they can shrink, does that mean they can also do the opposite and 'stretch'?
>>56018310>It's another "to insecure in my masculinity that any feminine mon that can be male offends me" episode
>i'm proud to be progressive pro-trans but I get mad when people call my monster trans then ironically calling others "insecure"?
>>56017809Ough
>Sent to /bant/
>>56010083Sure? If she ends up wanting fuck later that's fine, but I'm not a danger to any mon.
>>56014300>The height of consent
>>56018431Long cuties
>>56018304Don't underestimate fags or any other mentally ill pervert.
>>56021498Yeah, but a faggot attracted to men is attracted to a female seal??
>>56010083Yes because I just want to lay on giant Primarina's belly.
>>56021693ones attracted to femboys would bet: someone who's attracted to femboys and male Brionnes
>>56010083I don’t see how they have much of a choice.Either I get a female starter or I catch my pokewife harem. What does their trust matter?
>>56010083I prefer male mons so yeah, it kinda has to be female. Otherwise I would 100% end up abandoning my life to run off into the wild with my starter and have a life of gay Pokephilia sex as a feral child
>>56021731Anon, I... have news for youYou're bisexual
>OP made this shit thread expecting everyone to tell him based and post porn>most comments are shitting on him instead/vp/ was based for once
>>56010083>assuming I won't have sex with male pokemon
>>56021860I know. I never denied that. I like femininity regardless of which set of genitals they have. Many people would still consider bisexuals fags
bipeds are for normalfags
>56021866It's literally just you samefagging because you're butthurt that other people have a libido
>>56021886first time I agree with you, Glaceonfag
>56021866Nobody is even shitting on OP, thought?
>>56021707Z-A better have Primarina, I want to see alpha
>>56022514Is he underwater on a couch or are they both just kissing a window between them.
>>56022705A forcefield that stops only seawater
>>56010095Underrated.
>>56024177What's so underrated about that post?
>>56025792samefagging to bump my thread is underrated XD
Since someone is mad that this thread exists, I'm bumping it
>>56026158Why's there a shrimp in his ass?
>>56026165to make Braxien's smell even stinkier
seething ivyack
>>56010083Yes because I don't get off to Pokemon of either sex.I wouldn't trust myself anywhere close to Sycamore or Volo though.
>>56025792It's a classic joke.>will you do it correctly?>yes, I will correctly do it wrong>>56025805Idiot.
>>56026760Underrated.
>>56010083>Female starter>She wants to start a breeding session with her trainer everytime before bed so she can use her wet pokepussy to Draining Kiss her trainers cock so he would sleep better>And then she wants to do the same damn thing every morning when her trainer just wakes up with morning wood, ready and ripe for more Horn DrillingNah that bitch would end up making me look like a dead onion fairy.
>>56021886Eeveelutions are for chads
>>56010293kek
>>56011668You wish.
>>56026165It's not in his ass though. That his tail.
>>56011821Ill meet them once i shift realities
>>56029644The Merge is coming!
>>56029644>cumbrain is an underage MCU slopperimagine my shock
>>56030061>MCU out of nowhere
>>56010083I would never disrespect such a precious little lady in my care...unless she makes the 1st move
No. I'd fuck it.
>>56010083Yes. I'm straight, not a rapist troon
>>56026158based
:)
>>56031057agreed
>>56010083I will cream inside my female starter, you can trust me on that
>>56026158Based braixen with a shrimp poster
>>56010083You can trust me the seal and the cat. On the contrary, none of the fox holes will remain un-stretched.
threadly reminder ivyack is a homosexual toad fucking cuck
>>56033878Didn't know that. Thanks fren
>>56033878Why is ivysaur such a trans icon?
>>56010083id sex a male one too so it wouldn't make a difference
>>56010083That image makes it seem like those three Pokémon want to commit humanphilia. If that's the case they should be punished for having those feelings.>>56010163This. They don't look like they should be around humans.
>>56015114They do it like fish, Skitty lays the eggs and then Wailord cums on them.
>>56010083Sure, I'm a nice guy. Nothing weird would happen
>>56035406How would you punish a Pokemon for loving their trainer so much?
>>56036966Yes. >but that's a g-Yes.
>>56035406They should be rewarded for trusting their trainer when it comes to satisfying them
>>56010271I already know, you love Gardevoir yet hate Gallade
>>56027084Thanks for the mental image. Seriously.
>>56010083sluts for trainer cock
>>56010083Feminine looking male Digimons
>>56040011Hot.
>>56021693If it’s female mon doesn’t matter if they seal or dragon or sparkledoggo or weasel thing It’s still hetero and autistic heterosexuals are the worst fucking people.They’re deranged in ways the autistics that just fuck anything aren’t because they often have like a million mommy issues as well.
>>56040398>autistic heterosexuals are the worst fucking people.learn English before your criticize your masters, faggotscum like you is why we have AIDS, Monkeypox and emotionally scarred children everywhere
>>56040421Heterosexuals that are also autistic.Whatever mommy issues this mommy issues mommy issues that you never will return to the womb no matter how much you cry to mother dragon for the privilege.
>>56040433>ProjectingYou're a straight autistic male just pretending to not be one to argue with yourself on the internet in front of other people. You don't even play Pokemon. You just fap to fetish porn of it.Get out of this place you cumbrained subhuman.
>>56010083>Wow, these girls must really want my big human cock!
>>56040549Can't compete against horse cock even with the highest percentiles of male human endowment Fuck
>>56040563horses have zero stamina and jizz in just a few seconds of fucking
>>56040585Lol horses can't handle it
>>56026158lol
Considering I'm only into the homies, I guess so.
I love pokemon
>>56010083Sexo
>>56040585Rapidash has a huge ass
>>56026158King
>>56040585Wouldnt it be a bit more exciting if they last a bit longer?
>>56010083>>56040549from those faces, I think they are laughing at your micro penis, OP
>>56043884Romantically?
>>56045394I bet you could fit you're whole head inside!
>>56011584>this thing is biologically compelled to stomp on snake like objectsSecretary bird pokemon when?
>>56046732its 5 inches flaccid
>>56048483must be a shower, not a grower
>>56010083Yes, i would be able to cater to their sexual needs as they want me to
>>56048454Why is weed cat eating the fire fox?
>>56051480the shrimp in his ass attracted the cat.cats love sea food
>>56051487But that's his arm. The cat isn't biting anywhere close to the shrimp.
>>56051492the shrimp's smell stuck on Braixen' hands when he was playing with it like a dildo
Ivyack can't stop thinking about his gay fantasies
>>56051480floragato can smell the ivysaur meat braixen ate earlier that day
>>56051480Because she's delicious
>>56036394your neither nice or a guy, your a incel
>>56010083which gen?
:D
Hmm
>>56056852Hmmm
>>56056854Yes, I'd like to hear you sing one day.
^^
>>56053106The circle of life, Braixens eat Ivysaurs and Floragatos eat Braixens
>>56058334Braixen eats Ivyasur's grilled meat, Floragato eats Braixen's pussy
>>56058389>Floragato bends Braixen over>swallows her whole, crotch-firstkinda impressive, ngl
>>56048454>if she doesn't get her paws off me very soon I will have to toast her
lol
>>56010083Yeah sure, my only issue is that I don’t know how to show affection, not a big hug guy, kinda feel that I’m to gross, gross to the touch
>>56058334>Braixen* (No s for Pokemon plurals, newfag) eat poison type>Braixen die
>>56059754Thanks for the bump
>>56056852Ugly bald clown.
