This is a bonk thread. Bring shiny objects at your own peril.
I want to bonk a Lucario
>>56063895I could see a gang of Tinks tearing apart a Lucario for their metal spikes
>>56063900Based on the Pokken model, Luc's shoulders also resemble iron weights somewhat
>>56064260Oh I forgot mons have realisitc textures in the main games now. Both spikes and the weights share the same metal
tinkfags should kill themselves
>>56064260>3'11" >119.0 lbsBased on their size-to-weight ratio, their bones are probably made of steel, they are heavier than Pokemon with similar anatomy like Delphox (86.0 lbs), Lycanroc (55.1 lbs), Zeraora (98.1 lbs), Cinderace (72.8 lbs), Meowscarada (68.8 lbs)and many of these surpass its height
>>56064336Maybe a reference to Wolverine, this pokemon is a set of cliches
>>56064311>then he got married to a Tinkaton and they go boom boom in the bedroom everyday
So, what do you guys think of Tinkaton's debut in Horizon?
>>56064725The Copperajah should be torn down for scrap metal after letting la Gremlina down like that.
>>56065905Me no get context..
>>56063889https://x.com/kiravera8/status/1804499345737134454Tinkaton is so adorable!How can anyone hate such a cootie patootie!?
>>56067105https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QICJ7LBzXpc
>>56067825because they're a genuine menace to other steel pokemon
>>56067866We have steel workers who would do the same thing to steel Pokémon and any metal bodied Pokémon would rarely ever have a burial as we will scrap them for resources just like Tinkatons..
Whoa, things got real, let's go back to cute Tinkas! XDTinkatink has a lot of cute moments in the anime too: https://x.com/TheAdmiralMoe/status/1789287394128048166it's pretty sad that Tinkatuff usually gets the short end of the stick when it comes to discussion about the Tinkas(Tinkatink and Tinkaton is getting tons of merch while Tinkatuff practically has no merch), maybe when Dot's Tinkatink evolves into Tinkatuff or they meet one, maybe people will start caring more about Tinkatuff?
>>56064351Jesus, /co/, could you have saved a worse image?
What a nice thread we have here mind if i join?
>>56069072If you don't mind leaving without a measly limb or two
>>56069072>dies
>>56063889>Warchief Marowak wants to form an alliance with the Tinka Tribe!>Do they accept?>Yes>No
>>56071580>We Tinkafolk choose WAR
Tinkaton made herself a new car
For some reason I always misremember Tinkatink's name as Tinkatyke.
>>56073170Tinkatyke does have a good ring to it, to be honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7-RFdII5vQ
If he was turned into a Pokémon in PMD
Tinkatink needs to get bullied. Take her hammer away and play fetch with it and Rockruff, let the food tangle slightly above her head as she hops with her little stubs for legs to reach out for it. Savor every single tear that falls from her eyes when she hears the thunder hollering on a stormy night and cowers into herself. Wake her up with the Airhorn. Take long sips from the berry juice made out of her lunch right before her blurry eyes.Play the sounds of a motor engine at night to haunt her every senses.
>>56074975LOL
Tinkatuff is cool, she needs more love.
So is this thing only popular because it looks like a loli and /vp/edos love that or am i missing something?
>>56081144you're missing a lot
>>56081144She's cool and cute at the same time
>>56073170That's actually a better name than what we got if you ask me.
>>56081712>Tinkatink must beat the rock as it's on the great book of grudges
>>56077248wtf
>>56082157Cute
Gee bill, two Tinka threads?
>>56065905>>56067828
>>56087309And this is how Namari the dwarf got her long leg fetish
>>56064359Left girlfriend with anger issuesRight boyfriend who tames her with kindness
>>56087858Twice the fun!
>>56087309Tinkaton should just open Hatterene's dress. She won't be as upset
Get your Tinka a game console, so she'll take her violent tendencies out on pixels instead
Huge power and change Gigaton hammer pls.
>>56095185I was going to say there was a reason why she doesn't have Huge Power, then I remembered Blood Moon Ursaluna and Mega-Mawile which made me realized there is no reason for her to not have Huge Power..They could at least give her a special item like Marowak, in the anime Dot's Tinkatink hammer is different and whenever they decide to bring Dot's Tinkatink into the game will she be using a special hammer? They could've also made her the Pseudo-Legendary instead of Baxcalibur another boring Dragon..
>>56077248DON'T BULLY THE TINKATINK
