Whatever your weight is, that's the Pokedex # of the Pokemon you turn into tomorrow
pounds or kilograms
>>56099403It would be more interesting if it was whatever pokemon weights as much as you
>>56099403
Could be worse, I guess
>>56099415Pounds
either kabuto or kadabra, depending on if we do lbs or kgi'd prefer kadabra but eventually becoming kabutops is far from the worst outcome so either way i'm happy
lol
>>56099619Shit, I didn't consider that we could evolve. I totally wanna be an Electabuzz now, Electivire is rad.
Either spinarak or marill depending on if iv shit that day.
Where's my fellow Hoenn fat fucks? Anyone here hit Sinnoh?
>>56099718im a kalos starter
I gotta cut
>>56099403I'm so fat that the scales at the doctors office gave an error message. Can I just choose to turn into Munchlax or something?
>>56099403>151I'm happy with this
>>56099415>Bush '04That pic is older than most of this board's users
>>56100810Anon that's 59 lbs, are you ok?
>>56101128Holy kek
>>56101059Pics?
>>56101128anon……
>>56100810Nah
>>56099403According to the retarded Imperial system I'd be a Dratini. And if we'll go with kilograms then it's actually Machoke. Either way is fine, I guess.
Breloombased as fuck
>OmastarMaybe between today and tomorrow I can lose weight and turn into an eeveelution
>>56099403Did I win?
This sucks. I should get fatter for a better Pokemon
Getting any grass is an autowin but I was so close to mew…
>>56099403So basically everyone is going to be late gen 1 to at max late gen 3.Boring thread, stupid premise.Sage.
>>56101128Liar, or dying of Diabetes.Don't worry you'll loose about 50 pounds when your left leg falls off or is amputated.
yay
Dusknoir.Wait, how the fuck do I still weight when I'm a fucking ghost
Shellder or Murkrow, depending on metric. Not too bad, I could just chill in water or trees respectively
>necrozmasweet!
>>56099403That's stupid most people are just going to get Gen 2 pokemon.
>Electabuzzfuck yeah
>>56099403>be European>use KG not pounds>You are either a kanto shit mon or a mega lard
>cleffa if lb>rapidash if kgThey’re both lame, I’d either lose my hands or become a tiny baby Pokemon
>>56099675You should see a doctor if you're taking 16 pound shits
>>56101728>>56102156>post publicly announces a sage>stays up>another post quotes the sage announcer with a basedjak>nukedLMAO THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF JANNIES
>>56099403Starmie if we're doing lbs, Golduck if we're doing kgs.
>>56099403Alakazam in kgSnorlax or Articuno in lbsAm I too thin, anons?
>>56102741Doctors will just tell peasants to kill themselves these days.
i brought it up to my sister and she said she's pinsir in lbs. pretty cool>>56102867depends on your sex and how tall you are lol
>>56101128Post body please
>>56099403>use random generator, get birds>go by weight, still get birdsGuess I'll be an Xatu then
I need to lose one pound by tomorrow or I'll get #cancelled on social media.
>>56099415that meal would be like $20 now
If it's kilos, then Seel. If it's pounds, then Jumpluff.Could be better, could be worse.
>152 poundsFUCK
>>56099403Looks like I'm a deoxys.
Skitty.
Of last check... Mew.But considering I am running out food and I am at 1 meal a day.I am probably going to drop down to below eevee
>>56104725hahaha get rekt
>>56102780most consistent /vp/ moderator
>>56104725Anorexia time lol
>>56104946>>56104930You'll starve too soon.
>all these weightlets pathetic
>>56105407Liar.
>>56105407Holy shit...I KNEEL
>385>JirachiNeat I guess
>>56105407Is this you?>Khalid bin Mohsen Shaari (born 28 February 1991) is a Saudi Arabian man who in August 2013 was found to be the heaviest living person and the second-heaviest person in recorded history at 610 kg (1,340 lb; 96 st), behind Jon Brower Minnoch. He also had a BMI of 204, the highest ever recorded. He was ordered by King Abdullah to be transferred from his home — which he had been unable to leave for over two years — to the country's capital, Riyadh, to be executed.
Can't wait to become a cute male Buneary, just so I can become a fat fuck all over again.
>>56099403CHONCHIE
>>56099647You fat cow
>>56105934>Executed Why?
>>56106203That’s not true, I dunno why the anon said that
>>56106203>Why?Not halal
>>56099403Kg - MagnetonLbs - AmpharosI guess I'm electric.
>>56102245This. It should include regionaldex numbers.
>>56102780wojaks... le BAD
>>56106203Pigs are unclean creatures in the eyes of allah
>>56106225Damn, you're right, should've looked it up first. He lost the weight apparently. He looked better bigger
>>56105934Based
>>56106756Lame
>>56099403This guy if pounds, Poliwrath if KG
>>56099403I‘m a fat old Breloom, I can live with that
im the fucking electric bird, im glad i had a mental breakdown and lost 55 pounds
>>56102780as expected of tranny jannies
>>56102780Can't make this up.
>>56102780the trannitors (FTM) (Pronouns: Xe/Xhem) do be doing like dat doebeit
i am now a CHARIZARD
>>56108271Soijacks are hideous and deserve bans.In all honesty if I where mods I would find a way to auto filter it like they do with Onions and Desu.I would say turn them into cat pics.
>>56110024hi
>>56099539Yeah, I think this would be the way to do it so everyone doesn't end up with strictly mons from gens 1-3.
>>56110071I'd get Mega Gallade then. Won't complain.
>>56110040Oh and the people that post them are smooth brained fucktards.Unable to properly meme, NPC's, lessers.
>>56110071The closest I could find. I guess it's better than a Claydol
>>56099539>>56110071I'm gonna knock your block off.
>>56102780delete /vp/
>>56099403>machokebased
>>56102780based jannies unironically
>>56106203his massive size was an afront to God inshallah
>>56105934holy shit the changed final line broke my sides kekimagine a king ordering your execution for being too fat fucking hell
>>56099403143 lb, ironically snorlax
>>56111618>refusing to enforce the rules is based
>>56099403I'm fine with this, any bird is a win
>>56104247Do you like birds though, fellow Xatu?
>>56099539>>56110071>Klinklang>Carracosta>Salazzle [totem]>ZoroarkI'll take one of the last two
>>56110071Please don't be real
>>56099403i knew being a fat fuck would pay off
>>56110071>I weigh the same as lando-iman, I gotta get on that genie workout plan
>>56099403I already live in Florida so I'm okay with this.
On any other platform, I'd point out how this is a data harvesting scheme, but we're on 4chan.In LBs? I'm a Girafrig.KGs? Going by every RDex, I'm either Gastly, Ditto, Doduo, Bonsly, Sawsbuck(my favorite)/Vaporeon, Pangoro/Golurk/Weavile (also fans of the first two,) Gyrados/Khangaskhan/Panchum/Murkrow/Mandibuzz/Alomomola, Natu, Carnivine, Carkoal, and Hatenna.Of Pokémon that share my weight, Okidogi is closest, but I prefer Sawsbuck which is just a bit heavier than me by like... .5 lbs.
>>56102780Did they just give up?
>>56099403If I go with pokedex number, I would be Ledyba. I also decided to look up what pokemon is my weight and was surprised by these three
175cm/83kg
