/vp/ - you guys don't ACTUALLY want to marry a pokemon, r - Pokémon

Anonymous

06/30/24(Sun)11:34:21 No.56102584

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Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:34:21 No.56102584 Archived

you guys don't ACTUALLY want to marry a pokemon, right?

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)11:44:37 No.56102618

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:44:37 No.56102618

>>56102584
No, marriage is a scam and Pokémon hold no legal ownership of any land, resource, or title.

I just wanna fuck Pokémon.

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)11:47:22 No.56102631

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:47:22 No.56102631

>>56102618
Fucking your pokemon before you tie the knot and marry them is a sin. You will go to poke-hell for that.

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)16:39:53 No.56103598

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:39:53 No.56103598

>>56102584
ALWAYS FUCK YOUR FOX!
FUCK THE FOX, FUCK THE FOX,
FUCK THE FOX, FUCK THE FOX!
THEIR TRAINERS WILL SMILE,
WHEN THEY FUCK THEIR FOX!
HE LASTS FOR A WHILE,
THEN PUTS HER IN A BOX!
REMEMBER TO FUCK THE FOX!
FUCK THE FOX,
I FUCK 'EM EVERYDAY!

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)16:57:35 No.56103655

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:57:35 No.56103655

>>56102584
I’m from sinnoh, what do you think

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)16:59:53 No.56103664

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:59:53 No.56103664

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>>56102584
Is this a joke

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)17:03:41 No.56103677

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)17:03:41 No.56103677

>>56102584
If my wife came out as a Zoroark tomorrow it wouldn't change anything.

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)17:17:50 No.56103722

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)17:17:50 No.56103722

>>56103598
>Putting your wife into a pc box
That's mean.

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)18:31:45 No.56103973

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)18:31:45 No.56103973

no, why would i, what benefit would that be to me

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)18:33:08 No.56103979

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)18:33:08 No.56103979

>>56102584
I would but they aren't real so.