Here is your absol for tonight
>>56137653Pog
I liked this Pokemon from the very second I saw it while playing Sapphire with my bro in the cafeteria in middle school. Route 120 had such dogshit in the way of pokemon, just the usual suspects, and all of a sudden this one shows up and it’s just strikingly different. It left such a strong impression that it’s been my favorite ever since. It’s a shame it was only competitive for like half of gen 4 but that’s more than most get.
>>56137653Sex. I mean dex. Dex cut!
>>56137667Maybe it’s for the best that Absol is spared the humiliation of being in such shit games. It seems a lot happier in Unite. Which is also a shit game, but at least it gets to participate in a more meaningful way than “pretty shitmon with no modern niche”
>>56137691>Abshit>Pretty
>>56137653What am I supposed to do with him?
>>56137708>Shiterack>pretty
>>56137708>posting CinderaceOpinion instantly discarded. GG
>>56137757Yes. She is pretty.
>>56137708You wouldn't get it, rabbitfag.
>>56137691I thought it should have been in Legends Arceus. It, Marill, and Meditite felt conspicuously absent for how common/prominent they are in the original Sinnoh 4 games. I’m aware they aren’t native to the region but Marill and Meditite alone are fucking everywhere.
>>56137808I would kiss her on the lips
>calls you daddy What do?
>>56138331Make her a mommy.
>>56138393That sounds very naughty anon
Bumping in hopes my absol fiends find this place
I love this tastefully asymmetrical creature.
>>56139133>tastefully asymmetrical creatureThat's called a lifeform
>>56139133Forgot to add, the legs in this image are pure sex
>>56139193I'm glad we can agree.
I like absol
Sex verboten or erlaubt?
>>56139341Erlaubt.
>>56137653Thank you, I’ve been wanting to get a body pillow
>>56139341Not only erlaubt but also encouraged dear anon
Does liking Dark types make me a bad person?
>>56139643It makes you based
>>56137653>violet enterprises
What would you do with your absol?
>>56140065Vibe.
>>56137803>>56137708cindy's hot
Absol...
>>56139651Nice, I like Dark and Bug types because they seem to rely mostly on strategy, as opposed to other types which focus mainly on a strong stat.
>>56137708>cinderaceLooks like an incel
>>56140597How? He gets all the chicks dripping.
ABSOLutely.I will take it.
>>56139492>>56139427Good, cuz I am incapable of experiencing non-depraved thought around this thing.
>>56142027Good lord
>>56142027pls tell me there's more
>>56141570In most contexts "incel" means nothing now. Twitter creatures call married men "incels" anymore. Just a generic slur for men.
Up
Is absol good for you?
Can someone explain what I did wrong?
>>56143147Jannies are niggers, that’s all.
>>56143147Jannies these days are so lazy that they rather delete the thread as a whole than ban the guy who shits it up I made this this thread for you
>>56143147You couldn't wait at least a day before posting this? Enjoy month ban
look at this stupid dogthing
>Grows wings when it mega-evolves>Doesn't gain the flying-typeAlso>Mega evo loses the Super Luck abilityAnd>Attack and Speed increase, which is good, but for some reason it's special attack also increases while its defensive stats stay the same, just making it even more of a glass canonPoor thing got robbed.
Invest in absol coin
>>56144859>invest in coin for a non-pretty shitmon that gf hatesno thanks
Perfect creature.
Sometimes, it's hard to describe just how perfect Absol is. Like, what is it about Absol that's just so great?
>>56145824It's just a cool ambiguous animal with several interesting mythological inspirations. It isn't that deep, it's just a good design.
>>56145796My queen
Sex
You're not done posting absol right?
Have a bump on me, Absolbros.
>>56149040apologies, I get easily distracted
>ZZZZZ.....
What does Absol's cry look like written down?
>>56151639Ruwu
Don't die
>>56151639
>>56151639>>56153453
>>56154281What did he see?
i have to restrain myself from putting absol on all of my teams. such a nice mon.
So glad I could get this plush, love Absol
OTP
>>56156130Cute
>>56158324
>>56159070
>>56158324>>56159070>>56159703friendship...
>>56160299adoptive parent/child, pretty adorable
>>56160592Pet the polydumb
>>56137653SEXOOOOOO
>>56137718>him
Alright it’s late in the thread. It’s time for this debate again- what does Absol pussy look like? I’m still on team cookie but I’m happy to hear your rebuttal.
>>56161025I'm not sure that's a good idea
>>56142076I think there was supposed to be more at some point, but then something went wrong and all of this drawfag's stuff dissapeared from Twatter just like his old Tumblr blog (which I haven't noticed that it even existed before it got auto-deleted for being focused on lewds) had went under. Also sorry to dissapoint - or not at all, but most of that content was kinda super-gay>>56143097Yes, but I don't deserve to have it anywhere near me.
I want to be balls deep in this fuckhole disaster animal.
>>56164488Take a number and wait for your turn Senpai.
>>56165694We can share.
>>56143147The rules encourage jannies to be petty, they're not actually structured to encourage good posts
>>56162551cookie obvs
>>56162551Whatever you want it to have honestly, it's not like it matters to anyone but yourself…
Absol fans are all coomers aren't they?
>>56170176No, but do you truly love your favorite Pokemon if you don’t want to bang its brains out?
>>56170218But what if my favorite pokemon is magneton how do I bang that?
>>56170332First of all, based. Second of all, bukkake.
>>56170176no
>>56170338I only said what if. my favorite is actually beedrill
>>56170476Third of all, based. Fourth of all, mating press.
>>56170332Ask Jasmine
>>56170176This may come as a shock, but there are in fact people who do not want to fuck this creature, and would prefer petting and brushing its soft, fluffy fur.
>>56170489But she has a stinger
>>56170879There's enough of it to do more, as well.
>>56170879who are they? jews?
>>56171357Worse. Normies.
Dressing up absol
>>56137691How is it in the TCG? I think one format's shitmon can be perfectly viable in another. There's also GO but I guess no one plays that anymore.
>>56170332Sit on it then let the electromagnetic vibrations stimulate your prostate and cock until hands free ejaculation.
>>56173343So perfect
>>56175389
>>56137653Ok
Shiny Mega Absol looks cool as fuck
>>56179728
>>56180800No heart?
>>56180813it's suppose to be just a few frames of it vibrating very fast (no heart)On my end some of the frames are being skipped, and I blame 4chan for that. Because when I open the gif in my folder it works fine.Also they use to be a lot smaller
>page 10You're not going anywhere, yet.
zen
>>56171160That's an ovipositor, it's the beeussy. Bees literally weaponize their pussy. You can put your penis in it.
>>56143147You don't hate jannies enough.
>>56182702I know it’s perspective practice but I choose to believe instead that this is a fleet of Absols.
>>56137653sex with absol
>>56182702>Draw an absol
Did you guys ever draw absol?
>>56184795>>56185621I fucking wish I could
>>56185865What's stopping you?
>>56186349she needs help
>>56137708>he says while posting this.
>>56187028Well, I want to use a tablet, which I have, but I don't have a pen
>>56187655Maybe you should fix that
>>56184795Virtually impossible for me, I can't even draw a circle or a cube unassisted.
>>56188759We all have to start somewhere
>>56188759That ass. Dayum
>>56189840Would kiss
>>56189840Would bury my face in that fluff
AbsolSave me...
she cute
>>56162551count me in for team cookie
>>56192545She sings really pretty
>>56192545>Sings about love with a human
>>56188759>Dat needlessly over-defined doomcow booty What did TPCi meant by this?
>>56193818
I don't like Pokefuckers and I've never liked Gen 3 that much, but Absolchads are alright
>>56193818>>56194478Was there every another set of absol pictures this soulful?
>>56195735She is sexy
>>56189712Alternatively you can just sell your soul to the machine that does it better than you'll ever be able to. . .
>>56196798But that isn't even half as fun as doing it myself Also I spot anatomy mistakes instantly
The perfect pokemon dosent exi...
>>56195247I personally don't know of really any other sets in general so, I guess by default, sure
>>56137653What a good dog!I'll give it pets
>>56199590lifeguard absol
>>56200930Cute
>>56199643>dog Come on laddie, we've been thru this discourse several times already…
>>56197355Okay but you be you if possible, I only keep shilling LORAgolems because I'll never be able to draw this good anyways… And to be honest I'm slowly loosing my ability to write by hand too.
>>56202447It's an Absol.
>>56202455>Okay but you be you if possibleI made some nice progress in the past few weeks. Even posted some art in the /v/ draw thread that pops up any other day and people seem to like they drop feral porn of my character so I know for a fact some anon loves her
>>56202458 Correct! >>56202597 >my character?
>>56202733I have an OC that autisticly focus on non stop. Sort of try to lern everything with her bit by bit>>>683331293And yeah I will draw absol again eventually
>>56137653>hyped it up to be an implied legendary like entei, suicune, and raikou>lol nope April foolsGamefreak a shit
>>56203447She is legendary for me
>>56203447eh, it's kinda more like arcanine legendary, so, not at all really
>>56202910>implying that's totally not RedLeopard who's drawn your pussy's pussy getting eaten-out on GaryCYou're way cooler than you think Felino, I don't feel like being allowed to waste your time on my cringey brand of self-inflicted social retardation anymore, please don't even try to prove me wrong again
>>56206248>RedLeopardI tired looking him up but couldn't find anything And I think you are fine I seem to be able to handle you heh You want to see two more I have that I did draw myself?https://files.catbox.moe/2zpcgq.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/djccyf.jpgShe seems to get popular with the coomers when ever I post her
>>56207916That has some early 2000's edge energy
>>56209066what's she listening to?
>>56209756soundtrack from Doom 2016
Magnetman has been eliminated! not really…
where's absols ears
>>56210991Under her hair
Eternal reminder
>>56210660I am immune to jannoids' false sense of morality thougheverbeit.
>>56220315At least you aren't immune to absol
>>56219256Absol is singing Perish Song. You are about to die. D:
>>56222714Ohh no
