Can I offer you a Gardevoir thread in this trying time?
Garde bread?Garde bread
if dubs i use garde in SV
How come Gardevoir is still the best pokemon all these years later?
>>56147154She appeals to all three categories of pokemon fans: coolmon, cutemon, and coomermon enjoyers.
I love Gardevoir, he's awesome.
Yes please
he's perfect
>>56147207>>56147233>heI like that Gardevoir is a beautiful and handsome pokemon
>>56147233>>56147270Wholesome, TSMT
>>56145977Open the kimono!
Gardevoir flat chestGardevoir spiky chestGardevoir huge boobs!
>>56147848All Gardes are good Gardes
>>56147361It's inappropriate and lewd to dress your garde just to make them undress
>>56147049Hot, but not as hot as floor tiles.
>>56147221She killed dozens...
>>56145977You caught them in the middle of their scheduled reading time...
can humanoid pokemon like gardevoir get jobs
Gardy a cute!
Imagine, Shifting Mound of Gardes!
>>56149227Worth
>>56148621no
I would join Team Rocket and corrupt Gardevoirs to be evil.
>>56149352That's mean. You're a bully
>>56149298I was just thinking earlier today what it would he like to sing songs for my Gardevoir. Sitting with her playing my acoustic guitar by the fire after we make camp for the night. She's sitting right next to me while I play songs for her. She's tries to sing too but can only say "Gar Gaaaar Gardevoir vooooir Gar Gaaaar!" Really cute thoughtAnyway...
>>56149352I would kick your ass
I missed you gardethread....
>>56148621I think it would be a little bit weird to loan your Pokemon out to have them do odd jobs but I think it's semi canon. Not complex jobs but probably a waitress or something.
gardevoir would make a good anime protagonist
>>56149442I mean in gen 3 Machoke (or Vigoroth in Emerald) move your stuff into your new house
>>56149527Yeah that's what I mean. Either they're owned by the company owner though, or somebody in town loans them out to work odd jobs. But I don't think you'd get a Garde able to do office lady work.
>>56148621There was one in the background working at a children's hospital in Twilight Wings, wheeling some medicine. There was also the one who was an actress.There've been a number of employed Pokemon shown throughout the series, and the episode where Meowth worked at the noodle restaurant showed that they get paid in regular human money, so they're actual employees and not just volunteers or service animal analogues.
>>56149553the one that works in the hospital (which I think is the one that's also referenced in the card game?) is owned by the doctor.
>>56149442Meowth was about to be promoted to restaurant manager in the episode where he had the noodle restaurant job. For the average Pokemon, the biggest obstacle would probably be communication issues. They would have a hard time in roles where they need to manage humans.
>>56149573It wasn't owned by anyone, it was a random one shown in the background for like half a second.
>>56149553oh yeah, the hospital garde also got a card
>>56149615Me on the left
>>56147221>Then a huge boulder crashes into the planeFairies are mean..
Legends ZA better have pokemon amie so i can pet gardevoir
>>56151042Trace Thick Fat and Poison Heal?
gardevoir and lucario should fuse, you would have the ultimate shillmon
>>56151174Give them time, they want to take their relationship at their own pace.
Gardevoir does not respond well to abandonment, often visiting their trainer's dreams until they finally reunite... or expire.
>>56147049
>>56153882>>56153880>>56153877>>56153871cuute
>>56153208>"Gardevoir.. you're really freaking weird dude."
Gardevoir should be as op in the main games as she is in the tcg
>>56155186Is she OP in the TCG?
>>56148996Who drew this one?
>>56157053I would never make her eat the kibble but I would be kind of weirded out if she started eating the other pokemon's kibble unprompted
>>56155607yes, tcg gardevoir is peak gardevoir
>Is superior to gardevoir in every way
>>56147154Because she is sweet and kind and she loves you :)
>>56158970I own competitive set actually
>>56145977
I wish Gardevoir was as fast as Iron Valiant, dude is cool
>>56160277I doubt Val is anywhere as affectionate
>>56160277How can I kiss her if she doesn’t have a mouth?
>>56145977why did I see a penis
>>56162542It's more likely than you think
>>56155607This was my deck last format. I need to update it for the new format but yes she was very good. She's also been consistently good in past formats
>>56161832maybe it is, its oddly cute
>>56163545>I don't know how to turn them off...Ok, it's cute
>>56147661I wish there was more Pokémon images or media in general with a medieval theme to them
its time
>>56164951Gardevoir is naturally cute and elegant so her doing goofy tricks would be really funny
>>56165657>Please enjoy my wife, Master
kneeling suits gallade so well
Woah, garde! Lay off the poffins.
>>56162786>Ingame Gardevoir is shiny>One in the drawing is normalCome on
who draws the best voirs?
>>56166369Bellavoirr did.
>>56166369Clarevoir also did
>>56166405>>56166490>yurigod created man and female pokemon for a reason
>>56166529Gardevoir is the ultimate romancer, attracting all species and sexes
>>56153882oh no haha that baby must be starving and her boobies are so big haha whatever shall she do haha
handholding with Gardevoir
>>56168369What does garde milk taste like?
>>56168441watered down cucumber infused almond milk
>>56169082whats in the box, garde?
>>56153882>"I'm so fucking tired...">"Why do humans let their kids out into the wilds and expect their Pokémon to babysit?"Because we trust you, Garde.
>>56169912>Gardevoir's Gluttony>Gardevoir's Thick Fat>Gardevoir's Big Pecs
>>56166369rilex lenov makes good voirs
What did you do?
>>56171091Forgot she was out of her favorite cookies (it is an end of the world)
>>56168441Gardevoir don't have breasts.
>>56171277but they do. you just need special supplements
Is it wrong to have feelings for Garde?
>>56165657>>56165774I am not evil, you may use my ass while I am railing her
>>56172415its wrong not to
>>56172415It's wrong to think Garde wouldn't have feelings for her kind and strong master
>>56171373Big...
>>56172415it would be wrong not to have feelings for Gardevoir
>>56171277>not training your Gardevoir how to expand her tits with her psychic powersNGMI
>>56171373
blessed little creature
>>56147049Noel is gonna lick that bread
Look, friends
>>56145977I'm gonna shiny hunt Ralts in PLZA to have Shiny Mega Gardevoir.
>>56176497Ralts no they're dirty
what new garde lore will they drop in the new legends game
>>56177208It pains me to say it, but probably nothing.
>>56177208the black hole thing. Again.
>>56177219we might get a new dex entry at least, even that new mobile game gave it one>Gardevoir frequently sleeps upright so it's able to protect people or Pokémon at any moment. Rumors have it that if you ever see Gardevoir fluttering its dress-like body in its sleep, you'll never forget that beautiful sight.
>>56145977I thought that was Lurantis for a second.
>>56176850no they're friends to play with
>>56166369Lotosu did, just a shame they never drew any Kirlia
>>56177480Sleep had cool new lore because it was developed by a 3rd party studio.
>>56177553what lore does Sleep have for Gardevoir?
>>56177610she sleeps upright to protect people and people get hard thinking about her dress
>>56177727>she sleeps uprightthat's kind of weird
For me it's the xxxs Gardy
>>56177610It's the first time she's been said to like protecting others in general, not just her trainer.
>>56178483gardevoir and kirlia drawn straight-on in the early years looks ridiculous.
>>56178513they're not in too many episodes to begin with so its hard to say, but the tv anime does get lazy drawing gardevoir sometimes
>>56178590i swear i think they werent provided with model sheets
>>56177738Too big
>>56180507I know it's supposed to be the horn but it's cute how gardevoir's favorite spot to be petted is her chest
>>56177732gardevoir is a weird pokemon all that loyalty and dedication for an undeserving species
>>56181218COOMERVOIR
why would nature give this critter the ability to make black holes
>>56181168They're drawn to humans because they find humans very attractive. They're especially protective towards their trainers because they hope to woo them with their bravery, as a knight would woo a fair maiden, hence their name "sir knight".
>>56182070That's certainly an interesting headcanon
>>56182975SIR KNIGHT
still no garde knight costume in unite
This Gardevoir looks cute. All Gardevoir look cute, actually
>>56181218See >>56155089
>>56145977yay
>>56183740It feels good to be desired by such a sophisticated creature.
do you think gardevoir should get a regional variant?
>>56184756Could be fun
Gardevoir should have been playable in Smash Bros
>>56149534Classically an office lady was just an office cheerleader helping with morale. Being so cute and able to sense other's emotions she'd actually be the #1 mood maker
>>56177738I'm just saying, the M size being EXACTLY the trainer's eye height seems like it was intentionally made that way.
regional variant cheerleader gardevoir
>>56183267taking her to mcdonanlds>>56183740I like the idea that gardes come to mirror their trainer so if you're a turbocoomer then your prim and proper garde is going to secretly be a huge freak
>>56184756Regional variants are generally replacements for the original that are just overtuned for competitive. I'd rather get a transformation, since it's a power-up any Garde can use. As well as, you know, some proper balancing.
>>56185507She should get a new mega with a knight theme. Her current mega is nice, but it only plays into her waifuness.
>>56185542she deserved a GMax, even though it was a bad gimmick. This was always my favorite.
I want to marry gardevoir.
Some nights I start to feel very lonely and anxious. Thinking about her calms me down
you either get the waifu, or become the waifu
>>56186783bought a garde body pillow to cuddle for this reason
>>56187297I saw one that I want. It's lewd so I can't have it with my current housing situation. Very sad
gardevoir doesn't get shilled nearly enough
>>56187334I got one that wasn't lewd since I just wanted her to cuddle
>>56183267>she wants to order
>>56161942forehead
>>56187223that's kinda hot
>>56189212NoNo it's not
>>56189331get in the suit anon
if nintendo/tpc weren't cowards they would give the people what they want
>>56191267Kind of want. Do you know how much they are?
>>56191318https://x.com/Lasciva_peluche/status/1724114874349891878https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zaOGi0G74T7fix5tCEqykwasFv4KH0PKvJ8PXXVhZso/editLooks like 1200 euro/ $1300
>>56191318no clue, saved the image in one of these threads but custom made stuff like that is always expensive
>>56191412Too much for me. Sure is cute tho. Thanks, anon.
>>56191466No problem. Custom plushes are fucking insane, and I say that as someone who has the life sized furret and lucario from pokemoncenter. It makes sense because they're usually 20+ hours of focused high-skill labor and niche materials, but goddamn.
Pretty critter
>>56191267I want one but in green
Do you kick your garde out of your room when doing anything intimate? It's not like they care, they're just animals.
>>56192058i prefer the kigurumi guy over the cuckold stuff
>>56192058She is the intimate thing I'm doing...
>>56192058Don't call them animals. They're beautiful sapient creatures who are more intelligent than humans.
>>56192058sexy animals
sexy animal
>>56192058I can't even jerk off when my cat is looking. He's probably just wondering wtf am I doing but it's too weird
>>56193341>>56193354mega garde soon
Made for holding human hands.
You were supposed to be a gallade! A GALLADE!
>>56166369sanarpg draws some very good gardevoir
>>56192058They're telepaths who permanently link their minds with their trainers.They literally know everytime you're feeling in a certain way, including everytime you're masturbating, even if you're in a whole different building. So good luck with that.
>!!!! Gardevoir brought you a bread basket. You're not sure where they got it from...What do you do?
>>56197927put that bread back, you don't even have a mouth. and hem your gown you're tracking in dirt
>>56197927make sandwiches!
>>56148621Machoke were movers in Gen 3's intro. dont wanna know the implications of that Ditto secretary
Have a Ralts
>>56177480Does this confirm that the gown is a controllable body part?
>>56197927GARDEVOIR! I'mma show you how to make a Dope As Fuck Grilled Cheese Sandwich..>We get two slices of potato bread>Two slices of White American Cheese>One slice of Sharp Cheddar>Lather some Pure Honey on one slice of bread>Heat up the pan over medium high heat>Melt some butter on the pan>Add a tablespoon of minced garlic>Stir till the pan is coated and be careful not to burn the butter!>Coat both sides of the sandwich with butter>Cook for about 2 minutes each or until golden brown>Enjoy!
>>56198225I gave them snacks, they will be well taken care of!
>>56199382
>>56199382What are the implications of gardevoir having a cute little butt?
>>56199745they have actual muscles and aren't just spaghetti people
>>56199745
>touch my horn, master!
is it an erogenous zone
>>56200174>What do we gain by doing this Gardevoir?
>>56200174I like to imagine it pulses gently
>>56200716do you mean like a heartbeat or like a gaming keyboard LED
>>56200742both.
>>56200746understandable
>>56199382I swear every generation they put more work into that ass
What female pokemon is the ideal milf for me? I hate fairy type, I hate mega evolutions, I hate gardevoir and I want an anti-fairy type milf
>>56200766female aggron
>>56200766Fairy and psychic resistance, 180 base defense means a big booty, and while she does have a mega you have to fight fire with fire
>>56200777>>56200780Reasons why a female aggron would be my ideal milf pokemon?
>>56200787I can think of two big ones
>>56199745gardevoir is fit and does lots of squats
Gimme some draw requests (lewd or otherwise) and I may sketch them tomorrow morning. No promises, though.
>>56201591Gardevoir riding a horse.Gardevoir petting a dog.Gardevoir holding a cat.
>>56201591gardevoir holding some freshly baked bread
>>56200760Garde gets slightly sluttier each gen if you compare the newer animations with previous gens
>>56201591Gardevoir T-posing for maximum psychic damage
>>56201591A Gardevoir sitting on a broken log watching the beautiful sunrise...alone.
>>56201591a gardevoir with big breasts getting angry at her trainer for staring or not keeping his hands to himself in public
>>56202696basically the meme
>>56201614Order up!
>>56202989finally, some fresh garde bread
>>56202099
>>56202696She'd prefer if you did it somewhere private
>>56201591gardevoir riding on liberty prime
>>56203208cute. thanks for drawing
>>56203454Thanks! Drawin Garde is always fun for me
>>56203208perfect
>>56203208the ideal human/gardevoir. knows her trainer/master/husband enjoys her body but has to reign him in because they're trying to keep their true relationship a secreti wonder what will happen after she keeps telling him no and they get home and the door closes
>>56203793That's a good question, anon. Why don't I illustrate that and save us the imagination?https://files.catbox.moe/yd29cl.png
>>56204004
>>56177738Perfect height for her to rest her head against your chest.
>>56201591Gardevoir riding a motorcycle. Bonus points if she's wearing sunglasses and has a bandana wrapped around her head.
>>56201591Gardevoir holding her big round belly asking "Pregnant?"
>>56205413
>>56205415oh FUCK
>>56205415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9CWQaMYXiI
>>56200174touching gardevoirs horn was the best part about amie
Big meaty gardegrippers
>>56201591Gardevoir eating this sandwich! >>56198468
>>56201591Sobbing gardevoir visiting her trainer's grave
>>56201591Gardevoir dabbing on her owner's grave
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