What are some unconventional uses for pokemon?
mantine as a weighted blanket
inb4 someone replies with the most conventional uses imaginable
I press my face against Glaceons fat ass every morning to get rid of dark circles
>>56202638cuddles?
>>56202516I can imagine a lot of Pokemon in the medical area, for example Delphox could concentrate heat on the tip of its wand and turn it into a Hyfrecator either to incise or cauterize and control the heat of its body to keep the area aseptic.Special silk suture could be created from Pokemon such as Ariados, Leavanny with special characteristics such as elasticity, resistance and being able to be absorbed by the body later.Shuckle could metabolize substances in his body to obtain a large amount of chemicals, Zangoose's plasma could be used to obtain serums due to its great resistance to poisons (In real life, horses and rabbits are used).Pokemon with passive healing powers could be used as recovery therapy.Pokemon like Musharna, Hypno could help patients with sleep disorder diseases, or even help recover patients in a coma or catalepsy.A well-trained Luxray could give an emergency diagnosis, such as complex fractures, internal bleeding, pneumothorax, supporting a paramedic during an emergency. Just as it would be useful for rescue teams being able to see through collapsed structures or avalanches of snow or mud.A highly trained Alakazam or Metagross could mentally connect with a surgeon to perform microsurgeries using telekinesis.The number of ideas is so extensive that it could not end, perhaps this is why Pokemon is a utopian world, at least the anime version.
ejaculate deep inside toxapex
>>56203155>Hypno could help patients with sleep disorder diseasesWasn't there an episode where an Hypno saved an entire building from insomnia? But no, he will always be remembered as the rape charges guy.
>>56205988he did also rape everyone in that building dough
>>56202516>Ivysaur, let me sleep on your belly and use sleep power on me when I can't sleep. Also use vine whip to bring me that AC remote control from the distance.... oh shit please use leech seed and feed on that stupid dog barking outside
You can use Chargabug as a door stop
>>56206034>Houndoom use Fire Fang!
>>56206179Status moves, bitch
>>56205977how deep?
>>56202516Suicune fountain / soda machine
>>56206842she looks like
>>56206954SHE FUCKS
>>56206954I can't help it, that fanfic gaslit me into believing she squirts pure water that's actualy safer to drink than any unfiltered stagnant lake water is without boiling it.
>>56206438balls bro
>>56206973what I meant to say she looks like she is very right and clean but uhh sure
>>56206034>belly
>>56206988newfag spotted
>>56206982She'll never give it up willingly. You'll have to fuck her until she pisses herself and you should be glad it's not frothy Coca-cola diarrhea sharts.
Here is a canon one you probably have heard about.The Kanto girl MC counterpart in Pokespe flies on Jigglypuff.
>>56207631based
>>56205977Wha- Huh? Toxapex?! But why? Why not just Mareanie, what the fuck?
>>56207642Holy heck, Green basically kirby-fied her Jigglypuff.
>>56207927It just can do that
>>56207927There is a plot reason for choosing an unconventional flying method but... she just likes to pull stupid shit.
>>56207935Gamera flight was not yet canon, the rotating version existed, but it would be very uncomfortable.
>>56202516I've always used Dachsbun in OU to stop Koraidon.
>>56207631damn these hips
>>56207631Next comes using her as a bidet.
>>56202516Is it safe to assume all Psychic Pokemon have telekinesis? I suppose that could come in handy for mundane cleaning needs. Depending on their finesse, you could also use them for extremely delicate and precise operations.
>>56207631HOT
>>56202516Yes.https://youtu.be/Tj-MuKoLTN8?si=J9N4UdZHvCG2slsI
>>56209119That comic already had a panel where she's drinking human piss straight from the tap tho.
>>56202516Alolan Vulpix as a bedcooler / onahole combo Kiyo looks even better as a girl, sorry to dissapoint you homobros
>>56210470I'm not satisfied until she's as polluted as the Ganges.
>>56211044Bad idea, feeding her random toxic shit (figurative and literal) makes her juices smell kinda funny and taste really weird.
>>56210540I'm gonna cum inside that fox
>>56211086That's her problem. She should be better at her one single job.
>>56202516Psychic pokemons could be used to detect lies from humansGardevoir could be used to improve our understanding of black holes in a safe environmentKyogre, Suicune, Groudon and Rayquaza could be used to terraform other planets
>>56202729How does that work?
Stop making inane threads.
