Imagine being an Absol
Pretending to be an animal is an extremely unhealthy coping mechanism. For your own sake, stop it.
>>56202610Misfortunate already follows me wherever I go, the only difference would be having 4 legs
>>56202610Ok I imagined it and nothing happened, now what
>>56202652That's not how absol works, retard.
>>56202610Imagine a frog with pockets.
>>56202610Can I get a Delcatty mate as an Absol?
My anxiety about shit going wrong will be more accurate, I suppose. This will likely be worse due to the feedback loop, which is terrifying because I already suffer executive dysfunction from it.
Imagine being (balls deep inside) an Absol
>>56202626Retard
>>56202610Hunted and killed because people believe you bring bad luck?
>>56202610Imagine all the human pussy you'd get
>>56202610Imagine being balls-deep inside a female absol
>>56202610I don't deserve to neither be an Absol or get to fuck one unfortunately. >>56202626At this point I don't give a shit, as there's no pharmaceutical drug that could ever make me happy without Pokémon being real.
Fuck off already Mangeto
Imagine getting to fuck your female trainer on all fours as an absol
>>56202626Humans have been doing this since the beginning of time.
>>56202610Done, being fluffy might be cool.
>>56205498god I wish
>Does nothing wrong>Still Dark (Evil) TypeThat's something I never got DESU you'd think it'd be part Psychic or pure Psychic
>>56202610>Imagine being an overly edgy waste of lifeI was already 14.
>>56202610Imagine being inside an absol.
>>56208794Anybody know what that says?
Imagine all the anons lusting after you
