You are a generic NPC in the next Pokemon game.Quick, post your >class>team>pre-battle quote>defeated quote>post-battle quote
>>56211539>Fisherman>5 Magikarp and a Feebas>"Hoho! I looooove to fish!">"One of my Magikarp is brown. I hope it isn't sick.">"Did you know you can fish with an OLD ROD?"
>>56211543Kek. Off to a great start
>>56211539>Passerby>Vikavolt (male), Noivern (Female), Metagross (Male)>"I'm just a passing-through Trainer. Remember that!">"It looks like this world doesn't need a Passerby.">"So, this is the world of [game name]?"
>>56211539>Youngster>Politoed, Raticate, Manetric>"Heeeey! Do you know why the soil smells so good after the rain?">because of petrichor!>Don't you just love jumping on a puddle after a downpour?
>Lass>Clefairy, Marill, Cutiefly>"I'll show you Cute Power!">"Are your Pokémon cuter than mine?">"Do you know where to find more Fairy-type Pokémon?"
>super nerd>Magnemite, Koffing, Magmar and Drowzee>"you look hot.">"do you want to go out?">"that turned me on, please step on me."I only say this if the trainer selected a female avatar.
>>56211734What happens if you are playing as a male
>>56211539>poké fan>pikachu, charizard, vaporeon, gardevoir, lucario, mewtwo>"hurr durr pokemawnz gurr!">"b-b-but i waz da very best waaaah!">"gonna buy two two copies of da next slop to own yu, chuddie fascist! heheh snortle hrggr"
>>56211539>do something Not your personal army faggot
>>56211539>Ace Trainer>51 Mightyena, lvl 50 Haunter andlevel 50 Staraptor>"When the nice guy loses his patience, Giratina shivers">"MOM'S GONNA FREAK">"I guess we do live in a society"
>>56211999You didn't specify the Ace Trainer gender so I'm gonna assume it's a girl in a clown make up now.
We out of NPCs already?
>>56211539>Crush Kin (battle girl + black belt)>double battle, start Throh & Mienshao, backup of Grapploct & Hisuian Sneasel>"His muscles will get me going!" "Her body will get you flowing!">"The going got hard." "Overflowed again...">"I'm only training so I can get a girl/boyfriend, but everyone thinks we are a couple."
>>56211539>Roughneck>Pawniard, Ceruledge, Toxtricity (Amped)>I'm waiting for someone. Either get lost or fight.>...Great. I'm sure she'll show up while I'm at the Pokémon Center.>I agreed to go on a date with this chick and she's supposed to show up any minute now. Just leave me alone.
>>56211539>psychic, somewhere in the region's dedicated forest>kadabra, medicham>"Can you sense it? The power of my PSYCHIC Pokémon?">"Your aura... it's incredible!">"PSYCHIC-Type Pokémon have incredible offenses. But even a weak BUG-Type move can disrupt their energies."
>>56211539this: >>56211935 ,LMAO!
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>Fisherman, double-battle>Lanturn (Volt Absorb, spams Surf), Lanturn (Water Absorb, spams Discharge)>"One immune to Electric, One immune to Water, it's an unstoppable combo!">"I guess there are more than two types to consider, huh?">"One pokemon that's immune to Electric AND Water, what a terrifying thought."If you show me a pokemon that meets this criteria, I'll give you a Pearl.
>>56211539>Backpacker>Pyroar, Purugly, Beartic>"Hey stranger! This side of the road can get risky!">"Looks like you came prepared after all!">"With all of these leave piles around, who knows what's waiting to pounce out at you?"
>>56211539Collector.Swablu, buneary, vulpix, tinkatuff.Are you into collecting?My collection isn't complete yet.Some pokemon are harder to find than others, remember to look carefully.
Sovlful thread
>>56213963Seismitoed and Clodsire
>>56216153I thought of Gastrodon first. If people even remember it exists
>>56211539> Bug Catcher found in Victory Road> Golisopod, Heracross, Araquanid, Scizor> "When I make it to the Pokémon League, I'll show everyone how tough Bug Pokémon are!"> "We got so far... But in the end, we got squashed..."> "We'll keep training. And eventually, [region] will have a Bug-type champion!"
> Supernerd> Stantler, Volbeat, Serperior, Simisear, Zarude, Pidgeot> "The dexcut can lick my balls"> "I hate shills"> "Murder some shills for me please."
>>56211935> OP: Hey, here's something fun you could try doing> You: *tard rage*
>>56216667Just ignore
>>56211539>evil team grunt in a normal route with no evil team event going on>skorupi and pawniard>"Hey! Do you know how to get to the [team] base in [location of team base]? Wait, you're not a grunt!">"I got lost and beaten by some brat, how embarrassing...">"What are we going to do now that some wannabe hero knows that our base is in [location of base]..."
>Bug Maniac>Galvantula, Yanmega, Golisopod>There aren't any bugs in here...>With trainers like you around, I see why they left!>I should get out of here, maybe head to the Safari Zone.
>>56211539>bug catcher>caterpie, kakuna x 3, scyther>”I heard bugs can make girls scream”>”What makes you scream?”>”Just need an escape rope, gloves,… what are you still doing here?”
Suddenly bug infestation
>hiker>Phanpy and Bunnelby>"Ugh...I ate some berries my Pokemon picked up and got a stomach ache for my troubles...">"(belch) oh man...">"Pokemon with the Pickup ability can find all sorts of things for you. Just... think twice about eating what they find."
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>>56211539>Gambler>Komala, Heliolisk, Kangaskhan>With this win I'll finally have enough to go home!>... ...>... ... Bugger...Rematch>Komala, Heliolisk, Cyclizar, Kangaskhan>I ain't losing this time! Double or nothing!>Bugger...>Well I ain't going home anytime soon...Rematch 2>Komala, Heliolisk, Kangaskhan, Cyclizar, Zapdos (G), Kangaskhan (Mega)>No holding back! All or nothing!>Well bugger me...>Struth, kid. You just don't wont me to leave...
>>56211790I laughed
>>56211539Hex ManiacLevel 49 Mismagius Level 51 BanetteLevel 54 Gengar Eheheheheh...I'm going to stick you in my cauldron and make you into soup! Whaaaaa! You're too spicy of an ingredient! I was joking by the way, people taste pretty awful.
>>56211543Isn't that a real NPC?
>>56211539BirdkeeperStaravia, Pelipper, Honchkrow, Skarmory>A little birdie told me you're lookin for a battle!>My wings are clipped!>I sure would love to be able to fly, imagine the views!
>>56211539>Rich Boy>3 Swablu>Defeating you will MAID my day>I guess it was your day that got maid.>My parents save money by having Swablu help clean up instead of hiring maids.
>>56211935Based
>>56211539BumpCreative threads are far better than porn spam
>>56211935Kek, the best post on the thread