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>tfw you have grown up and you don't feel anymore that particular feeling of attachment to the franchise but you're still in it for the porn

I thought i was at the end of the tunnel grasping for the light ,but instead i found an even deeper rabbit hole...When i was a kid,i was so innocent and did view pokemon in general as a wholesome fantasy..but now that i have eaten so many fat reality checks as an adult.. I could have never ever imagined it would have gone down this way...please fucking kill me already
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>>56215318
Don't make threads on post-nut clarity.
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>>56215318
Get some objectmon bros
You can't jerk it to ice cream.
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>>56215320
What if a cute girl trainer starts licking it.
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>>56215318
Love yourself.
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>>56215318
>men being retarded instead of going to therapy, example #8765
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>>56215461

>believes in therapy
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>>56215319
Advice for the ages
>>56215484
Having a person to say whatever you want to and who you know you never have to see again if you don't want to without it affecting your actual life in any way really can do a lot for you
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>>56215461
therapies are for women
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>>56215494
That's the reason why I'm on 4cuck
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>>56215494
That seems naive. I'm sure therapists talk shit about their patients behind closed doors.
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>>56215494
This is why I visit prostitutes an I'm not even joking. Those who think it's just about using the holes have no idea
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>>56215498
It's completely different when you're looking into an actual human's eyes. Years of screaming into the void here didn't do nearly as much for me as three months of therapy.
>>56215502
I don't see why it would matter.
>>56215512
I guess this is also a way to do it, probably a bit more expensive though and depending on where you live it's legally risky. High risk for the same reward as low risk.
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You need to ascend to my level, faggot, my attachment to the series, elevates the porn for me. GameFreak is a shit developer, but the fanmade content is that keeps me here
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>>56215761
It's legal in my country. And not even that much more expensive. A therapist session can easily rise to $40, an hour with an escort in a well established website starts at $50 or $60. (converted to dollars)
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>>56215874
>A therapist session can easily rise to $40
Ha! Welcome to America, Eurofag, you know damn well healthcare isn’t that cheap, but your point stands, a whore is cheaper
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>>56215761
I went to a therapist for a year and she was bitching about me being late so I quit, my life improved immediately after.
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>>56216137
Why did you keep going for a year while she was bitching at you? I'm sure your life is better without that but you paid her for a year to do that instead of just seeing someone else?
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>>56215461
I've been scammed enough, kike
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>>56216213
NTA but after years of social pressure to avoid therapy now it's the reverse, you have a bunch of people spouting as if therapists are the end of all. Probably that anon endured it for a while on the promise that "it's going to be worth it really" when it's not always the case

and considering how basically every higher education institution is becoming worse and worse and brainrot dominates academia, I bet psychologists are coming worse and worse every year. Specially those who manipulate vulnerable children into taking hormones
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>>56216267
forgot to add, street smarts becoming more valuable as time passes. Another W for prostitutes over therapists
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>>Thread sent to /bant/
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>>56216267
Going to a therapist is stupid but going to a hooker is worse! How could the perspective of some blown out whore be useful to you? Wouldn't it be cheaper to talk to your mom? It's the same thing.
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>>56217023
>going to a hooker is the same as talking to your mom
Meds.
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>>56216213
My psychiatrist told me to go there so I did, psychiatrists are also greedy faggots.
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>>56215318
Play other vidya and go outside regularly
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>>56215502
To other therapists yes. Fuck its not like their clients are the most sane and well adjusted people. Fuck I got a friend who got mad because her therapist refered him to a colleague after he admitted having sexual fantasies about her. Or yoi think you cant be surprised anymore then a retards complain about how he can't stop jerking off to pokemons, pretty sure even the pros would need therapy for that
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>>56217189
Both are dumb blown out whores with potentially even more baggage than you. At best they maje you feel less worst than them
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>>56217219
Everyone got devious sexual fantasies, who's going to confess his obsession if he knows that it'll be an inside joke among the therapist's colleagues
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>>56215318
That's really pathetic bro, you're the creep jerking off to cartoon animals and kids. Get a fucking hold of yourself.
Work out and watch lesbian porn while you do it. You're not allowed to jerk off til you finish your sets. It'll raise your testosterone, build muscle (with a decent enough diet, or lose weight), you'll feel better, your porn tastes will revert and the shame you should feel jacking off to kiddie shit will come back.
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>>56217351
>watch lesbian porn
Female faggots are still faggots
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>>56215318
You need help. Probably just lay off the porn. Best of luck.
t. Boomer who played since gen 1 and is still in love with the franchise in a non-sexual way
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>>56217434
But it teaches you to live vicariously which is very important in a world that intends to profit from making you a cuckold.
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>>56215512
If prostitution was legal here I think hooker-therapists would be massively popular.
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>>56215461
ywnbaw, reddit trash.
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>>56215318
You need a vice in this world.
For me I’m happy mine is looking at sex and sensuality and not obsessing over some form of competition, combat, or conquest.
I’d rather watch sex than violence.
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>>56215318
While I don't bother trying the newer games anymore, I still sometimes fantasize about being teleported in the Pokemon world traveling all over many regions with my bromons and sometimes look at comfy threads for fanarts that trigger that feeling.

You are next level pathetic though. Thank you for making me feel better, anon.
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Game?
Pokemon?

Nah still here cause the mods are here spilling their spaghetti.



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