> is the only Pokemon people insist upon making a bipedal furry jobmonHow does he do it?
by being one of the most objectively terrible nonfunctional designs in the series
>>56220531Samurott is easily the best Unova starter, I'm glad he turned out the way he did.
>>56220538>Samurott is easily the best Unova starternot a high bar desu
>>56220538Based and same. Also, getting a regional variant is a million times better than getting a mega or crossgen evo.
Why quadrupedcucks are so retarded to think that everything bipedal is a furry?
>>56220536What they were thinking
>>56220571>I'll make it like the animal I saw at the zoo>monsters? pokemon? what are those?
>>56220580Good thing it isn’t a recolored animal then.
>>56220597Then why is it quadruped when it doesn’t benefit the functionality of the design in the slightest?
>>56220646Just to make autists like you seethe.
>>56220531And it makes all three fanbases shit themselves with rage. Based Samurott.
>>56220536>>56220580>>56220646
>>56220536>one of theSamurott is slowly moving up on /vp/!>>56220552And the regional is cooler than any mega would have been.
>>56220580as we all know, pokemon based on animals don't exist and are a stupid idea
>>56220899Pokemon based on animals at the detriment of their functionality didn’t exist before Samurott, correct.
>>56220904farfetch'd
>>56220931is a pokemon based on an animal that isn’t a detriment to its functionality, correct.
>>56220646Because it already looks cool, a chimeric sea beast is good enough. Not everything has to be a literal man to be interesting
>>56221317>Because it already looks coolEven if you were right (you aren’t) Pokemon designs aren’t about looking cool.
>>56221321Gen 3 changed that philosophy as Sugimori stated that tough-looking monsters was the theme of the dex.
>>56221369> Gen 3 changed that philosophyNo it didn’t. All the designs in gen 3 prioritize communicating the Pokemon’s functionality and theme over “hurr it look like cool animal from real life”How many people bitch about Sharpedo only being half a shark again?
>>56221374>Designer stated this>B-but he’s wrong cuz I said so!Okay schizoid
>>56221408Go ahead and tell me where the designers said “the pokemon should look cool at the cost of their functionality”, sagefag.
>>56221409Functionality is subjective yawntard.
>>56221417No it isn’t, as >>56220536 demonstrates.
>>56221430Don’t like how it fights =/= Doesn’t functionFind a new cope mechanism
>>56221446There is literally no functional benefit to the design being quadruped. It would objectively be more functional if it was biped.
>>56221451? Seems to be fighting like a samurai just fine
>>56221464Samurai can walk while using their swords.
>>56221451That's true but ultimately doesn't say much. The trade-off is... Samurott being a samurai horse dog thing, I suppose?
>>56221519It says a lot. It means that the designers forgot they were designing a Pokemon.
Well I like Samurott and that's all that really matters
>>56221467And so can Samurott, so whats the issue?
>>56221451>objectively
>>56221550>>56220536
>>56221526>It doesn't meet my fanfic so its not a pokemonAutism speaks
>>56221593>fanfic>>56220536
>>56221526How so? Most pokemon have flaws or something that doesn't "make sense".
>>56221617>Most pokemon have flaws or something that doesn't "make sense"No, they don’t. Basically all of them made sense up until Samurott.
>>56221622Sounds like a you problem d e s u
>>56221632Nope. It’s a declining quality problem.
>>56220531"Jobmons" have existed since Gen 1
>>56220536Damn...This is how he does it?This whole time I thought he held the blade with his mouth
>>56220531>henice try
>>56223344honorary faggot
