>autist OP count: 104>threads since counter: 109Previous thread:>>56302285Rusefox GF pastebin:https://pastebin.com/G0tjqZa5 (embed)Zoroark Mom & Blind Son write.as:https://write.as/fp2c00lqrtc12ehy.mdZoroark GF stuff (bouts of high horny, lewds not shown):https://write.as/m5g64340lxjug2dp.mdUntitled fic (deceptive Zoro GF):https://pastebin.com/MpCifp8u (embed)Mega Ruse (chronicles of freakin' huge ruse foxes):https://rentry.org/ygcg7838
Love these things.
>>56375350Do not take the Lord's name in vain in her presence.
>>56375364Can dark types be Christian?
Thicc
>>56375397>Can one of God's creatures be Christian?Of course.
>>56375112Hmmm… I wonder why?
>>56375178Bully Zoruas!
>>56377187>7 years later
>>56377535Zoroark if dark/steel
>>56379130Love big claws.
Hop on
>>56379686Need biker zoro gf.
>>56379686A zoroark motorcyclist would have their toe-claws filed down. Either intentionally or as a result from grinding off the road. My boot toe occasionally makes road contact at hard lean angles, must be impossible to avoid contact with 3" claws going past that.
Chonk
Feed your Pokemon well
>>56382769>"Feed your Pokemon well>Posts "feed your Pokemon swell"
>>56383433GIWTWMLove the zoroark's face.
>>56375080Mega Ruse anon here, long time no talk, huh? I'm starting to get used to my combined work/college schedule and since I'm part time I can take some days off my work week to focus on school stuff. Since I've got a 5-day weekend with Labor Day so far, I'm going to try to crank out the Summer chapter of Mega Ruse by Monday night, so stick around this weekend!
>>56385970
>>56386726>Zoroark are fascinated by humans’ dexterous hands
The rare /m/ crossover
need alpha zork
>>56388434>"Get in the mech, Zoroark."
>>56386726That’s fine. I don’t like it when they do this to a Zoroark.
What would an in-universe movie about Zoroarks be about do you think? (Replayed B2 and did PokeStudios)Something like, "My Girlfriend is actually a...!"
>>56391224There's probably at least a few comedies about Zoroarks getting office jobs. Pic unrelated.
>>56391224>Zoroark spy-thriller movies >Some are grounded and serious>Some are maximum cheese>Some feature Zoro-Bond with a heart of gold>Some feature Zoro-Bond willing to do anything to complete the mission>Zoro-Bond always gets the girl, be they human or Pokemon.>All make enormous profits because the Zoroark actors provide their own special effects, and are all particular about getting details right
>>56391625And now for our feature presentation…
>>56391438>>56391625>>56390988bvilt for it
>>56391625>>56391438>>56391224>THE GLOBALISTS HAVE PASSED OUT NERER WITH THE ZOROARKS TO NORMALIZE INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIPS AND CORRUPT THE MINDS OF THE HARD WORKING YOUNGSTERS.>OUR SPECIAL GUEST FOR TONIGHTS EPISODE IS NONE OTHER THAN MY WIFE, SAY HELLO ZOE DARLING
>>56391863*Have Partnered With the Zoroarks
>>56391863>The movies made the public realize just how prevalent zoroark could be.>Ditto too, to a lesser extent.>But the filmmakers showcased zoroarks' abilities to such an extent, a panic swept across the nation.>Theories emerged of public figures, competent and incompetent, of being zoroark in disguise.>Scandals were blamed on zoroark trickery.>Embarrassing photos and scandalous videos were pinned on zoroark agents.>Government agencies trained agents to detect zoroark infiltrators. Oftentimes these trainers had no experience or guidance dealing with zoroark to begin with.>The 'Zoroark Scare' lasted a full decade.>Out of tens of thousands of accusations, only two public figures did turn out to be zoroark. >One of which was a schoolteacher. And a well-regarded one.>While conspiracies nowadays are often made in jest; it's no conspiracy that Zoroark play a large role in successful Hollywood productions, and shaped it into the money-making, influential juggernaut it is today.
>>56392395It is granted.
>>56392333
>>56391842>even just a Zorua can be so good at illusions, the most you might notice is a too sharp fangy tooth when as a humanIt must be weird to talk to a co-actor and then get RUSEd when instead of answering you get the>lick
>>56392333I like to think its the Zorua speaking in some snobby kid's voice
>>56392395>Pokemon 2D tournament fighter >Each pokemon competes to be the one to reach Jirachi first>Whoever reaches Jirachi is granted their wish; the player is rewarded with a cutscene showcasing what they got.It's just too based to happen.
>>56375080>thread is 5 days & 8 hours old>75 posts, i.e. 0.6 posts per hour>furfags have to bump this thread once every two hours
>>56395541There's a reason 104 of the last 109 threads on the matter have been by one autist.
Speaking of autism, I need more Zork Girlfriend storIes.
>>56396088>Go out for a hike inna woods>Find this on the trail>That means a Zoroark parked her pup here>That means this is Zoroark territory>That means she has a mate>That means they are going to be aggressive against anyone messing with their kit>That means this area should be hidden by illusions>That means they are allowing you to be here>Why are they doing that?
>Wake up one morning>These are all around your house
>>56397599>Oh boy, there must be an illusionist in my house!>...>Fuck, there's an illusionist inside my house
>>56398502The surroundings say <3But her face says ’,:|
>>56397599>1.5 megatonsholy shit
>>56395541they should just migrate to /ff/, but they think they are too good for /ff/
yeah it's just one autist, I see that now
>>56401791Zoroark unleashed?
>>56401974Yeah, it's you
>>56402118touché
>>56385312Hey, it's me again. Yes, I fucked up and didn't have the next chapter ready yet by Monday night. Turns out I forgot about the Labor Day part of Labor Day weekend, and general family stuff sucked out a lot more time to work on it than I thought. Unfortunately it's still not ready yet, but fortunately it is about halfway done. I'll try to have it out by Friday night for real this time, and get my shit together so this doesn't happen again.
>>56402547Thanks for checking in Mega Ruse Anon, and no worries, it happens.
>>56402970Zoroark is an anorexic Zangoose.
>>56403253MY EYES
two rusers in one pokeball
>>56404412>two rusers in one pokeballFeels like a broken arrow nuclear incident waiting to happen.
>>56404044What's wrong?
>>56409726Oh no! It's retarded.
>>56409817At least it seems happier now..?
Today is Thursday. Why is this thread still up?
>>56410441Thuruseday
I wish I could cuddle up with a nice Zork girl.
>>56375080Tried to do a quick zororark without reference, thoughts?Sorry in advance for the lobotomite tier colouring
>>56412200I can see some unique style there. Reminds me of the Gevaudan beast paintings for some reason.
>>56412200I like the gaunt style and long snout.
>>56375080>>56402547It's finally time. Sorry for making you all wait so long. As always, let me know what you think, and enjoy.https://rentry.org/ygcg7838I originally wanted to start color-coding the two Zoroark's dialogue with this update, but I guess I'll save that for a later date. I just wanted to get this the fuck out the door.
>>56414888Based and trips
>>56414888I wish I could buy a house by being a trainer. I'd be rich
They deserve a second ability
>>56415188What ability would they have? Disguising the entire team with illusions?
>>56415729Something like Imposter but activates before being sent out and remove team previews.
Zork goes to Brazil
>>56402970>Order a burger>See thatI'd share. Hell I'd buy them there own and while they eat it I'd go hire somebody to kick the shit out of their trainer for neglecting them
What's to stop somebody from using a Zoroark to rob a bank, spring somebody from jail, or use it to steal blackmail material from peoples offices?>Security camerasWhat if nobody is watching those cameras at the time?
>>56414888Comfy
>>56417807Don't swoon this is the last thing you see before being torn apart
>>56418161I forgot how bouncy the little guy was.
