Please let this be a normal snek thread.
>>56388697You jinxed it.
>>56388697
>>56388709Lucille my beloved.
>>56388697With the Shaun? NO WAY!!!
>>56388735Deshaun
>>56388697Seviper cuteI always picked her over Zangoose
>>56388697I liked having to save Seviper from Zangoose in Pokemon X horde battles to catch it. Shit was soul
>>56388697With that misspelling? No way!>Cruising on down Route 1,>you're relaxed and feeling good>Next thing that you know, you're seein'...
SHUAN!SHUAN!SHUAN!
>>56388964
>>56388697Snek thread? Normal? Don't kid yourself.
>>56388806>[snakemon call] >An Arbok in the neighborhood?!>Swimming with Milotic>Giving Zangoose scars>Take a left through Serp's intestines>Take the second FUG past Mars!>On the Magic Snake Bus...
>>56388697>>56388718>GARCHOMP USE EARTHQUAKE ON THAT SLOW FRAAIL ATTACKER SINGLE STAGE SHITMON!
>>56389118What in the schizophrenia are you saying, anon?
>>56389126Seviper use Ice Fang!
There’s a reason he doesn’t come here anymore. This thread proves that he won.
>>56389489zoom momento
>>56389658Explain yourself then, now!
>>56389710You are not an MSB enjoyer.
>>56389754>MSBAm I supposed to know what that means?
What would her team be? Definitely a Treecko or Kecleon as Liz, probably something that knows Minimize... plus a Smeargle, maybe?>>56389489Non-American, or did schools just stop using those videos?
>>56390025>those videos?What videos? I'm not American.
>>56390025Charjabug for sure.>>56390027You missed out big time.
>>56390027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v53mhRXXT2g
>>56390048Oh yeah, I've seen this cartoon floating around the interwebs.>>56390025>did schools just stop using those videos?Why do schools show you guys videos of this cartoon?
>>56390184>picrelWhat is that flag?
>>56390091>Why do schools show you guys videos of this cartoon?They're educational and cover a variety of science topics, so perfectly acceptable to show during school. Generally, a class period might get a MSB or Bill Nye episode to watch when: >normal teacher is out (sick, death in the family, whatever) and doesn't want to have the substitute just give the kids busywork>class has picked up on the lessons faster than expected, so a day off from standard lessons keeps to the schedule better - avoiding having a lot of lesson-less days at the end of the quarter/semester>after a large exam/project, both to reward the students for getting through it and to give the teacher time to grade the students' work while the show plays This is generally restricted to science class (since that's the topic of those two shows); other classes can use different shows to similar effect - English class tended to show movies of whatever play or novel we had recently read, my French class had Lucky Luke and Asterix cartoons (subtitled in English), American history showed Roots...In hindsight, they were a remarkably effective way to keep the class quiet with nothing scheduled; if a kid got too noisy, their classmates would shush them so they could watch the show better.
>>56390217It's apparently a pride flag for zoophilia.I don't support the LGBT community but at least they're attracted to other adult humans. To add to the zoophilia shit pedophiles are trying to wedge themselves in as well attempting to refer to themselves as "MAPs" (minor attracted people).Pedophiles and zoophiles have no place in society.Not even in Babylon or Soddom & Gommorha they'd be welcome they're that much of societal rejects.
>>56390761Aw, that's cu-Wait a goddamn second.
>>56390761Zangoose bros...
>>56390826Should be Demo in that gif, not Scout.
>>56390736I see.>RootsI didn't find that cartoon, is that its full name?
>>56390794Wow, I see now! Thanks
>>56391614He has a nice texture in that pic. He looks very relaxed, as opposed to the more rigid position he’s normally in.
>>56391619Indeed!
>>56388745>Seviper>Her
>>56388697He looks like he likes eating transgender blonde “woman”
>>56389556garchomp tanks it and OHKOs with earthquake
>>56391900How is Garchomp so good?
>>56391595That one's not a cartoon, it's a live action series about the lives of slaves in the South from colonial times to the Civil War. I saw it in late highschool, since it has some pretty violent scenes. >>56391680>Sevipher
>>56388709Sex with Lucy...
>>56392428Yes, something you will never experience, even with girls that aren't Lucy
>>56392433Why are you like this?
>>56392417>a live action seriesI see, sounds like propaganda
>>56391833This
>>56388735I would've gone with "with the schiz"
>>56390736Back in the early 90s when I was in second or third grade, we'd get to watch Magic School Bus and Bill Nye Science Guy. Fun times. I'd be surprised though is schools today still show these educational cartoons.
>>56394289now this is a proper snek
>>56389089any more like this?
>>56388697*buuuuuuuuuurp*
>>56397794where are your manners mr. snek
snek
>>56388697Define "Normal" OP
>>56389489He's a sleeping-bagger you naive tourist
>>56388697>normal snek thread>posts poison type snek
>>56394289big long snek!
>>56392417is it wise to touch a sleeping snek?
>>56403015She's just resting her eyes. Office work is boring for a little sniv.
if snakes good then why no arms?
>>56389489The joke is vore why aren't you laughing
>>56403449Anon, the original verse is>Surfing on a sound wave>Swinging through the stars>Take a left at the intestines>Take your second right past MarsThis time's just a snake's digestive system they're learning about, rather than their human classmate's.
high society snek
>>56404786What are those eyelashes made of since snakes don't have hair?
>>56406903Probably some kind of plant material.
>>56388697Alright, who made that giant brown mess in the Safari?
>>56409992Wheres da snek ?
>>56410006Yeh postin a ‘viper now too, its beautiful
>>56410025>>56410006>>56409992will these magically disappear after i reply?
>>56410207yep, wtf lol
sex with snakes
>>56394289I love this snek.
Fun fact! Snakes
>>56409413lol snek is NOT amused
>>56411614 2 weiners4 dickheadsImagine. . .
>>56391900>Sepiver's Air Balloon!>Seviper used Ice Fang again!
>>56410361I would not be able to sleep with snek (or anyone for that matter) staring at me like that.good thing I'll never have that problem
>>56413910Garchomp on turn 1 outspeeds it and OHKO's it with Dragon Claw or Scale Shot
>>56411597Cute sunglasses
>>56390954stop being such a bully, snek!
>>56399500Sauce pls
>>56390761>>56390954https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20240904-japanese-island-eradicates-rabbit-killing-mongooseI guess Japan loves Seviper over Zangoose?
>>56418585https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=32529882I just have a folder I grabbed from another Anon a handful of years ago, so I'm glad saucenao stepped up to the bat.
>>56418862Seviper won?
>>56415744The snek isn't that small
>>56391036Nah, Demo has a different build.
>>56415744Kinda makes me imagine her wearing a Serperior and nothing else. An alluring idea. >>56419968I think it's because the original gif features a black guy.
>>56388697I had no idea sneks could sweat this muchsomeone fan snek!
>>56422156Nah, someone just drew dots all over him with a white marker.
>>56388697seviper is so cool...why does it have to be so shit
>>56423119This picture is kinda sensual, in a way
>>56423119poor snek :(
>>56391036fuck you*kills you and uses the chicken bucket taunt*
>>56389089Happy snek!
>normal snek thread>almost 10 days oldWhere the hell is the vore?
>>56392417Is this a Lewdle I see
>>56428911Vore is in the Lugia thread
>>56429101I do not condone or approve of the torture done to lugia in that thread and it fills me with disgust that such legendary creature would ever be fed that disgusting subhuman known as J*stinRPG.It makes me second hand want to vomit.
>>56428911I made a small reference near the top when we were still making Magic School Bus jokes. But I like to work off of other parts, rather than start from nothing.>>56429015Was there ever any doubt?
>>56430326Actually scratch that, I'm just bored enough to pull some shenanigans. >>56428911Don't worry! If you can't find it, it will likely find you. Find you tasty, that is.
>>56430326Well here's the lewdcario saying hello
>>56392480Do you...like slavery?
>>56388697>>56388709>>56391627Pike Queen Lucy forces Seviper in and out of her pussy EVERY NIGHT!
>>56430437Deep Pressure Stimuli from a snake’s guts is not a substitute for human touch!
>>56430818While it's still inside its ball, right?
>>56432096no:P
>>56431535Fairy type Sandaconda variant.
>>56432352Haha okay
:)
snek go uptoo sleepy
>>56434944Just keep seething and getting banned, Shaun.
>>56435001Oh, so it's Deshaun? You're black?
>>56435043Please stop egging him on, you’re only making it worse.
>>56431118Who's looking for human touch? Snake touch is the new thing!
>>56434805snek looks very comfy
>>56435999Cringe trips checked
>>56435999giwtwm
>>56435999Deep pressure stimuli fantasies again?
>>56438020I'm glad I have a vore fetish instead of whatever you've got going on.
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Love sneks so fucking much.
>>56440330Isn’t that a kens?
>>56440333Love kens too.
>This Pokémon is terrifically strong in order to constrict things with its body. It can even flatten steel oil drums. Once Arbok wraps its body around its foe, escaping its crunching embrace is impossible.ooh pick me!
>>56441729finally
>>56428911>>normal snek threadlol
>>56388806>>56389118Underrated posts
>>56440505>hug time ends when she says it ends, and not a second sooner
>>56437552cozy
>>56446265>quadruple penetration
>>56446630
>>56446630I posted wholesome art and this is how you respondFor shame
>>56442954>inb4 deshaun posts here & demands the magic school bus snakes to do "something"
Pay attention to me.
>>56448744>"KEESHAAAA! DOOOO SOMETHIIIING!!!"
Monlet
>>56446280https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1EoH422xio&
>>56409413Snivy made me see the light of cute snakesnow if only irl ones didn't frighten me if they have fangs
My current phone wallpaper.
Bump
>>56453672half the """people"""" in this thread want to be a bump
>>56453677Nah, I'm only wondering how it feels to fuck 2 different sluts at the same time with by diphalic dongs.
>>56454014know how some people get their tongue split?
no youre wondering how many animal penises you can stuff up your ass you gaywad
>>56452027You can grab snakes safely by the neck
>>56454178I will not be testing this statement for accuracy
>>56454178You can grab nakes safely by the snek
>>56453599nice
snakes kissing snakes (not kissing you)
>>56458219But that's me on the right!
>>56408178But what about snake yaoi?
>>56458399how does a snek type
>>56460043Vines. Tail. Snoot. Dictation. Snakes have many tools at our disposal.
When sneks and pokegirls are involved, I prefer involuntary hugs to vore.
>>56454178>>56455646I wouldn't do that either, since grabbing a snake by the neck means putting your hand very near the face, which is the end of the snake you want to avoid. If it's a more heavy-bodies snake that can't double up on itself I'd rather grab the tail and lift the rear enough to keep it from reaching at me, then grab behind the head with another hand.Though the smart thing to do when handling a snake that can actually hurt you is to use a snake hook to lift it and keep the head away from you while you free hand holds the body somewhere past the front half. If it can't seriously hurt you, just move your hand under it and lift it in a smooth, gentle, but fast motion.
i deserve to go delirious from lack of oxygen caused by seviper's body wrapped tight around mine, thats fact
>>56461218You're meant to keep your hands away from the snake's face while also grabbing it from behind to restrain it
>>56460415WHY ARE THEYSO SMUG
>>56462371I like when you get beat up by indians, shauna.
>>56460993>>56461856What's better, getting caught and constricted hard from the start, or starting with less pressure and realizing too late that freeing yourself when it starts to get too much is not all option?
>>56463130only indians watch vore porn in front of everyone and get banned from entire airlines for it
>>56463172I'm actually praying for you, Shaun. I know you're in a tough situation with your porn addiction causing your life to go downhill. Many folks from India struggle with such issues, you're not alone. I recommend you check out the semen retention generals on /x/. I hope you will be able to overcome your difficult situation and be able turn your life around and find a job that you'll be able to maintain, and hopefully find a loving husband some time in the future.
I wonder if Shauniqua will ever take her meds and just realize she just self inserts as the girl she wants to be
>>56460043
>>56463127The latter, a slow build-up of dominance and strength leading to a futile struggle. The former is also nice. This is all asuming we're talking we're talking about femtrainers losing control of their pokemon or encountering one in the wild.
>>56388697In the current year, it's legally forbidden for any snek thread to be normal Dear Anon.
>>56465457>The "Dear Anon" guy is backHi, long time no see.The Arbok x Tokitsukaze guy fascinates me. I stumbled upon him on my own a few years back. I kinda admire his autism, but it's also kinda annoying how that's what floods the results on Danbooru and especially Pixiv. I do genuinely like the ones where she isn't scared or in pain though, those are cute.
>pokegirlno?
>>56454148Are you jelly that you're not of them cute critters raping me or something?
>>56462449Cute and cozy
>>56468356Best snek
>>56465566Are you suggesting they don"t go well with sneks?
>>56470196They do very well!
>>56470199Stupid sexy Rosa being all soft squeezable and nutritious with her buns.
>>56465457Being normal would imply being vanilla, which is boring, so im ok with the degeneracy in this board
SNAKE SEX SNAKE SEXSNAKE SEXFUCK YOUUUUUSNAKE SEX
>>56471870pretty bows
>>56474492
A present for all the true snakefags out there:https://mega.nz/folder/QmUBzAaS#NvoEqTtwWVlYNWvJp5H4ig
>>56475320I change my mind, you're one of my favorite anons now
>>56475320>pokemon snakes mixed with non-pokemon snakesLong Friends Anon... what happened to you?
>>56475586No because unlike you I have good taste in vore.>>56475615We must allow non-Pokemon immigrants or else the long-friends folder will not survive fr though there's been non-Pokemon snakes in the folder forever, what are you talking about?
>>56475320Theres an astronomically small amount of vore art in the folder, how disappointing.
>>56476067Sorry, I'm extremely picky when it comes to vore.
Does Hydrapple count?
>>56477598It's technically a hydra.. but a Hydra is a bunch of snakes on one big body..
>>56475913I could have sworn it was better organized in older versions.
