>>56405882Anon, why are you like this
>>56405554Wow, I didn't know. I'm proud to be Polish
>>56405554I remember my very Christian grandmother telling me the games were the devil and that I was going to go to hell if I kept liking it. Gave me nightmares for a few weeks.
>>56405554Based European Catholicism.
What kind of "intense" friendship?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>56406874I don't think I've seen a Lenny Face in over 5 years...
>>56405554What am I supposed to do with this information?
>>56407334What are you supposed to do with 99% of this board's information, you tryhard fucker?
>>56405554Give context. This was following the 90s controversies about pokémon qnd hqrry potter being satanist and also the rise of peachers against violence in vidya, especially in America.>>56406126I guess that what tickled christiqns was catching creatures and ordering around like a demon summoner, and the abra line is very baphomet like.Thank god SMT was never popular in the west at that time
>>56407370You seem upset.
I remember my father saying that pokémon was japanese military propaganda because the evolution music sounded like a military march. He never watched South park.
>>56407450Hilariously, I think the reason for their freaking out was that pokemon “evolve” and they didn’t want kids to grow up believing in evolution.
>>56407450>Thank god SMT was never popular in the west at that timeThere'd be a literal moral crusade against video games if that happened (along with "think of the children" as if SMT was intended for kids).
>>56405554According to an imam from that time Pokemon means "I'm a jew."
>>56407450All that proves is evangelical christianity is a cult, given proper religions like Catholicism or Protestantism had no actual issue with the contents of either (and if you look hard enough, you can pretty much tell Rowling wore her religion on her sleeve while writing the thing).
>>56405554Baza
>>56405554Bring the game corners back
>>56408249They're not selling Pokémon at T in the US and 18's in the EU, just so you can pretend to gamble.Shiny hunt or go and fucking gamble, you want to roll the dice of Chance. But stop seeking the impossible, even if they did decide to go full-adult market, it's more than likely they'd make a game for furfags, than spergy autistic manchildren still.
>>56405554Last good pope
>>56407491Funny enough, evolution as described in pokemon isn't even what people call evolution irl. If evolution were real, the actual equivalent would be regional variants.
>>56408366>If evolution were realOh no... It's retarded!
>>56405554>Killing Arceus so that god eill truly rain supreme
>>56408376It's called a hypothesis for a reason.
>>56408376>Im so le heckin smart I recognize my grandpa was a monkey
>>56407316There is an Anon who always posts it when he shares links with hentai
>>56409379Monkeys and apes are on different branches lil bro. Hominids are apes.>Im so le hecking pious I think my all-knowing God wouldn't implement an efficient iterative improvement algorithm and would instead handcraft everything like a retard.
>>56408493why are amerimutts filtered by facts?
>>56405554That was true until /vp/ just HAD to exist.
>>56405554I wonder what's their current opinion now?
>>56405554
>>56405554This is why Gen 3 has biblical chaos monsters and Gen 4 having abrahamic deities.
>>56409673Post the evidence. I bet you think dinosaurs were real too.>AmericanWrong again, 2 for 2. Keep going retard.
>>56409925Has Pope Francis ever commented on Pokémon in recent years?
>>56405554so he never played the games
>>56410022Then you're either a muslim or a nigger.
>>56409989But Behemot is a grass covered cow, Leviathan is a draconic snake and the sky thing in a bird
>>56412338Sounds like cope and concession.
>>56405554Based pope is a fellow Mayfag
>>56408434*ReignSorry, i'm ESL
>>56405554Which pokemon is the most inherently holy pokemon? Arceus is a faggot apostate answer.
>>56409989>Gen 4 having abrahamic deitiesThat's some retarded sinnohfetus headcanon, even Arceus is a local kami at best, the creation trio only created Hisui/Sinnoh.
>>56412732>joke answerit has many holes, and makes space-time holes>real answerit is from a region with a heavy emphasis on religiona redeemed djinn would be very holy because it rose above its core nature to serve good
>>56407450You're trying to apply logic to Christian moms. The only logic is "this thing is new and I don't understand it, therefore it's bad".
>>56412732Gardevoir was supposed to be a guardian angel of the sick green heired kid, but we know how this ended
>>56405554JP2GMD
