There is nothing wrong with human on Pokemon relationships
>>56422545Correct. I wanna fuck this Stoat
>>56422545There are many things wrong in your life, family and brain, you disgusting subhuman spammer
>>56422545>posting the resident whoreYou're right, but that bitch is anything but wife material
>>56422551the nerve posting that ugly thing
>>56422559And yet she's compatible, the stripper magician isn't
>>56422545Literally playing through Scarlet as we speak with a team built with that fact in mind
>>56422567Humans are compatible with all Pokemon
>>56422545There actualy is one thing wrong with it OP… Pokémon will never be real ,and the same goes for Pals and Digimons too.
>>56422545True
>>56422545>Nobody actually posting images of humans and Pokémon being in a relationship Guess you don’t actually believe that huh?
The pokemon should be on top of me
>>56422545Correct, its pokemon on human relations that is sick and wrong
>>56423476Not much wholesome art of that, I'd wager.
>>56424136Audino, my beloved wife.
Humans are for (sexually) submitting to Pokemon.
>>56425026You need to watch your mouth, "anon".
>>56425026My Braixen is always sitting on my face, using it as her personal seat cushion. I hate it
Since it needs to be said yet again. All poképhiles deserve to be punished. So do all Pokémon who are humanphiles.No exceptions. None at all.
>>56425259I blame Gamefreak for convincing me that a big fat kaiju can be a good fantasy wife
>>56423316AI will slowly but surely advance to a point where we can upload a fully functional digital personality into an anthrobot waifuDigimonbros won
Hmmm....
>>56425259What if the pokemon are gijinka-fied
>>56425196Hello justin
>>56425259My Braixen already punishes me
>>56422567Caroline Konstnar reference?
>>56422545Its wrong on so many levels. Besides the obvious bestiality angle, its also wrong because you are in a position of authority over your pokemon.In that position the pokemon might go along with your advances even if its not into them simply because you are the one in charge and they want appease you. Human on pokemon is generously sexual molestation, at worst its rape simple as.
Ah yes, my beautiful wife.
>>56425513First of all, there are multiple instances of pokemon being normal friends with humans, so your idea about trainer-pokemon romance only applies to one specific type of human-pokemon relationship.Second, there's no "bestiality" about it. Meowscarada is a sapient creature with a humanlike body, she's a catgirl. If you start thinking about bestiality when you see a catgirl, you're mentally ill.
>>56425595Show me one single cat breed that has a human body, otherwise it's not zoophilia and you're just being mentally ill.
>>56424139She's so cute and pretty, the mega too.
>>56425595rope of cum from lucario's big cock!
All Pokemon are straight. Female Pokemon are attracted to human men. Male Pokemon are attracted to human women.
>>56426414>Pokemon refuse to mate with other pokemon>Humans refuse to mate with other humans>Both die out within a generation>Only pokemon that reproduce asexually or live long beyond the human lifespan survive
>>56426526Humans and Pokemon are compatible
>>56426533
>>56426542>he doesn't know about the Snorunt in PLA
>>56426548>Snorunt>Arrives alongside the first snow. It's thought that homes Snorunt visit will prosper for many generations. By tradition, one might offer a lump of ice made from pure water at one's front doorHow does this translate to Humans and Pokemon are compatible?
>>56425259Nah, Pokephiles are based.People who force these wonderful things into cockfighting should be hung.
>>56426559>he REALLY doesn't know about the Snorunt in L: ACongratulations, you're one of today's lucky 10,000.
>>56426548Did you mean Froslass>A Pokémon inhabited by the soul of a woman who died bearing a grudge in the snowy mountains. Legends of Froslass placing deathly curses on misbehaving men send shivers down my spineIf the entry is literal and she has the soul of a woman then so what? It doesn't mean if pokemon and humans fuck they produce offspring
>>56426585Snorunt has part of the journal as well
>>56426582Literally doesn't say anything about humans and pokemon interbreeding. You are reading shit into a story that isn't there
>>56426591>Man impregnates Froslass that has Snorunt children
>>56426594The story doesn't say anything like that
>>56426596>Froslass just happens to randomly be carrying a journal and happens to defend some Snorunt
>>56426599Just because it carries the journal of some rando and protects members of its own evo line doesn't mean they were fucking. Next you'll tell me that Ninetales in the tranime was fucking Brock
>>56426606>these Pokemon inspired by Japanese folklore don't fuck humans even though their inspirations do
>>56422545I'd command this cat to ride my face as a daily routine. I would eat this cat out until she orgasms in my mouth on a daily basis.
>>56426606>it can't count because my headcanon is prefectSome motherfuckers still tryna' ice-skate uphill.
>>56426638There nothing to count. You are reading something into the game that isn't fuckiing there. I tried googling it but the only person talking about seems to be you. This isn't canon. This is your headcanon.
>>56426657Right, let's run through the context you ignore to squeal about your incel headcanon>pokémon based off the Yuki-Onna, a female yokai clad in a kimono said to meet travellers in the snow>'dex entries refer to various myths about the yokai's powers, along with stating the species have a clear preference for handsome human males>side-quest story is basically a version of the Yuki-Onna myth, where a Froslass takes a human male as lover and husband and has children with him, leading to it sparing her husband's life when he breaks the promise made to the GFroslass in the snow on the mountain years ago>the Froslass is considered Owned, thus uncatchable, as if it considers itself someone else's stillThe Snorunt/kids having half the Diary and the Froslass/mama having the other half just rams home the point, but motherfuckers, still, ice-skate, uphill.
Sex with Pokemon
>>56423316But, pal, you ARE real
How could you say no?
>>56427790but enough about your mom
>>56428042He didn't post a picture of your mom
>>56426615Every trainer's dream
>>56428125>the walking trash bagso your mom. But I don't see your mom anywhere in that image.
>>56428172>the walking trash bagAgain, what does your mother have to do with this? Why do you keep bringing her up
>>56427601Absolutely, utterly haram.ENF isn't really my kick but END is hotter than any fucking right she has to be
>>56425513You would not find any proof in the Bible that sex with all Pokemon would be wrong.
>>56423476I can't post most of my "research" to support OPs claim.
>>56428024She looks dangerous
>>56426772Best Satoshi ship.
>>56429353the ship that made serenafags seethe
>>56429353>>56429427She's a rapist
>>56429349yeah, she deleted all the replies calling her "walking trash bag" somehowguess she's a mod but that's a conspiracy theory according to /vp/
Why do Pokemon lust for their trainers?
>>56429617faggots are attracted to each other
why can't 4channers get laid irl? are they too ugly? too autistic? both?
>>56429644Yes
>>56429644Some of us can and do tho
>>56429613Seethe ban-evading homosexual
>>56422547Source?
>>56425513So i assume you dont like dom-sub relationships?
>>56425513Can't literally every Pokemon use their super powers to absolutely annihilate any human making an unwanted advance?
>>56431164they're using the retarded feminist conspiracy theory definition meaning "having sex without MY permission"
>all this malding over cute catngmi
>if you don't like my same spammy threads that I keep making for years then you are maldingStinky and poor slumsfag behaviorImagine wasting your 10kb per second over garbage threads instead of trying to land a real job like a normal human.
>>56427601Damn girl!
>>56431325hi ban-evading faggot
>>56429617Because Meowscaradas are known for being master tricksters, and they know what gets them what they want.
Hey OP, when's the part where you mention your porn addiction?
>>56429427>>56429353
Can a human marry a Pokemon?
>>56422545>onwhat if I accidentally crush the pokemon
OP, your other two Mewoscarada threads got deleted for spammingwhy are you ban-evading still?
>>56431725you're mentally ill and ban-evading
imagine the sex
>>56422545as long as they consent to it
>>56431725Meowscashita fans are mentally retarded, best to just ignore them
>>56432317go back to Tumblr
What's with the autist and his meowscarada obsession? This isn't a meowscarada thread.
>>56433415Apparently posting meowscarada causes the basement dwellers to seethe about muh meowscarada
stop ban-evading, tranny
>>56433415braixenmod likes meowscarada as well
>>56434146I like Delphox
>>56434192
>>56429617I'd make sweet passionate love to my Meowscarada on a nightly basis.
>>56423323Pokémon wearing REAL CLOTHES should stop the fucking Cinderace hips debate.
>>56434710The what?
>>56434713Some artists (I really don't know why) draw Cinderace hips like shorts they can take off.When it's just fur of different color.
>>56434723Shorts are sexy
>>56434710Those aren't "real clothes". They're holograms or whatever gay ass excuse Unite uses.But, the Pokemon Cafe stuff? The anime costumes? Yeah.>>56434723'Cause they are. It has a modeled raised waistband, anon, there's no other explanation. Further, it's a soccer player. What do soccer players wear? Shorts. Much like Machamp's wrestler clothes.>pokemon wearing clothes means they can't already be wearing clothesWhat
>>56434766It's just fur that looks like shorts.There's no difference between the rest of the body and the hips besides colour.
>>56434723Shorts are comfy and easy to wear.
>>56422547A man of good taste I see.
>>56433415ivycuck is not getting any attention from braixenposter so now he has picked meowscarada as its new target to harass and seethe over
>>56434663Not that you would have choice in it
>>56434663TFW he sticks a voltorb up your ass and had it use self destruct eh anon?
>>56435476I eat Meowscarada ass
>>56435476That titty is straight up out
>>56435645based
>>56435476I might climax to this
>>56435713Let it all out
What does Meowscarada milk taste like?
>>56435719Like an African jizz>>56435662It's ok, mods can break the rulesJust be a good goy and fap to animals
>>56435727hi ban-evading black-obsessed homosexual skeleturdie fan
>>56435717help me then...
>>56435741but how
>>56435745keep posting these pics... and be a bit lewd, maybe?
>>56435745What would she smell like?
>>56436127Jasmine
>>56431243>>56435428Who's this artist?
>>56436127ass
knowing some retard hates this thread, I will bump this thread
>This thread
>>56438141They're gonna fuck
>>56438124fire/fighting type fennekin lineoh yes
>>56438141pikachu calling his sexfriend after getting horny reading the thread
>>56438141Sometimes Jenny want to be tased in her ass by 100,000 volts of yellow love.
this cat is my wife
>>56436485Pretty sure that's frumples
>>56439359whatever makes you sleep at night, homosexual clown
>>56439359Some furfags are literally rich
>>56439359Good thing liking catgirls is perfectly normal and doesn't make you a furry.
>>56439540being sexually attracted to Meowscarada makes you 100% a furry and there is nothing wrong with that
>>56439540Embrace the furry. Just don't be like the poor fellows who desire the Skeledirge. They've got nothing left.
>>56441328Floof
>>56436526Sie kann gerne an meiner Weißwurst zuzeln
>>56438436Pikachu wants to bone Cynthia though.
Pokemon are our wives
>>56425513I do not care what you fags who oppose me say or think. I love Glaceon and I'd do anything for her. I want to have sex with her. Anything that makes her happy I'd love doing. if she liked having sex with me then I'd fuck her multiple times a day either rough or gentle depending on what mood she is in. Wiping down her fur after she stepped into a puddle. wiping her vagina after she pees and knowing that made her feel better and more comfy. I would be around her 24/7 to protect her. if she wanted me to be sober I'd quit everything. if Glaceon didn't love me then I would NOT rape her I'd just kms but only after I knew she was safe and that she didn't care about me so my death would not affect her. I would not be in a position of authority over her, if she doesn't want to fuck then we don't fuck; simple as. That doesn't mean she doesn't wanna/consent to cuddle or take pills with me. I would train her in such a way that she knows that the world revolves around her snd that anything she wants she gets. If she wanted my penis in her mouth because she knew it would make me happy then how is that rape? retarded ass nigga.
>>56443605Why did they make her forehead so gigantic? It's such a baffling design choice.
>>56443692for cute kisses and my cock on it
>>56433415>implying it's just one guyNigga, Meowscarada just looks like some human-sized anime girl, I bet even a few normalfags wouldn't mind fucking the cat.
>>56443783Pretty sure he's talking about the autist complaining about Meowscarada
>>56443605every pokemon created after Gen1 has the goal of "it should look worse than Kanto pokemon"
>>56443827>still pushing her delusions and headcanon as realityIf that statement were true, Kanto wouldn't have the largest number of regional forms. The reality is a handful of Kantomons are incredibly, massively popular (but none of /vp/'s actual favourite kantomons, so they cry about the mascot and notables still getting shilled over their childhoods), the rest are ignored shitmon, especially when they then turn and re-design it for the zoomie generations to repackage it and try and make it interesting compared to the newer designs with more personality.
>>56444131Yeah, you can see how they constantly try to save Kanto nostalgia. The very first product they tried to shill using Pokémon GO mania hype, aside from Sun & Moon, was fucking LGPE.
sex with pokemon
>>56445419Based Targaryen.
>>56443389thank god for AI image generationI can generate as much porn of any eeveelution taking it balls deep as I want
Stop having inane fantasies involving magical pets from a children's franchise.
>>56446741she loves human men
>>56443043Husband
>>56446741Shut it or I'll write another chapter to my F icetales/M human smutYou're not even the real zozzle.
>>56448711Don't tempt us with a good time, birb!
I wonder if vp will ever turn around on duck girls
>>56443605Glaceon is built for rape.
>>56449769It just looks dumb
>>56448815That rabbit is going to pound that Scottish pussy
>>56449769damn you, duck girls are my weaknessI blame disney
>>56422547Is THAT what mienshao is supposed to be?
>>56449720Hm?
>>56449769Always loved them
>>56449960CNC or actual rape?
>>56451052Oh to wake up to this
All pokemon need hugs from their trainers sometimes
>>56447511Stop projecting your inane groomer fantasies towards innocent magical critters from a children's franchise.
>>56451474Seething with envy because vaporeon gets all the human cock
>>56451474IT'S NOT GROOMING SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL SAPIENT BEING WHO EVEN LIKES TO PRACTICE MAGIC TRICKS! AND SHE EVEN HAS A HUMANLIKE FACE AND BODY! SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP CALLING IT GROOMING!!!!!
>>56451472>scottcThat Goodra probably prefers to bond with his Trainer with stomach time.
>>56450784Designed after stoats, yes.
>>56451168I wish
>>56451880CEASE!
>>56425304They'll never let you, even if the technology reaches that point. You will never fuck your pokebot waifu
>>56451909That's what Pokemon are, silly one. A Pokemon is conceptualized as a magical pet, not your inane idea of a "lover". Pokemon is a series made for children, not for people with inane ideas. Stop promoting inane groomer fantasies involving cute, magical pets from a children's franchise.
>>56451909>>56454551Puritard does the most obvious samefagging in the entire world
>>56422545yes
>>56454951I like this smug cat
>>56454551Froslass lusts for human men, and is confirmed to have fucked and had Snorunt kids with a human man, just like in the tale she was based on.Yeah, now what? Shut it and spread those cheeks.
What did the artist mean by this?
>>56455962That you should just make an actual mewoscarada thread at this point if there's not even going to be any human x pokemon pics
>>56451168I love her so much
>>56423323what compels a pokemon to engage in these kind of activities?
>>56456764y-you can't kiss with a beak....that's impossible! and illegal!
>>56457079There’s got to be some degen out there that has 3D printed a beak and experimented with how to best kiss it.
Only Dewgong marriage is allowed. All other pokemon are immoral and wrong.
>>56457284fair enough I suppose
>>56457284This except the correct answer is Lapras
>>56458270big plush ships soon, I'm excited
Alolan Ninetales DREAMS of getting her slutty holes stretched by a BHC
>>56458512>It's like you haven't read any romantic smut with avian gals.I'm not sure such things exist
>>56454551NO JUST STFU THEY'RE SAPIENT CREATURES, STOP JUDGING OTHER PEOPLE FOR LIKING MEOWSCARADA, THEY'RE SAPIENT BEINGS! THEY EVEN WERE DESIGNED WITH A HUMAN WAISTLINE AND HUMAN HIPS! WHY WOULD A PET CHARACTER HAVE THAT HUH!? SHE WOULDN'T, SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
>>56425513but anon, the position of authority is the BEST sexual position!
Made for marriage with human men
>>56458906This but feral-only 'tales (ice or fire, not fussed).
>>56456764>>56458600>>56458512You know, I don’t think they could lay on their back with the big DA. Guess they’ll have to just lay on top of you.
>>56422545BAHAHAHA! Guys, ya wouldn’t believe this, but dere’s an entire posse of them Pokeman-lovin’ clowns in dis thread! Dey couldn’t get a real woman to love ‘em, so dey went after Pokemon instead!>“B-but Pokemon can love huma-“They love ya for da food you give ‘em, ya friggin’ morans! What a buncha lonely jokesters! Point ‘n’ laugh at ‘em, fellas!
>>56459968Then explain them asking for sex
>They love ya for da food you give ‘emI didn't realize they loved human cum that much. I thought they were just sucking my cock to please me.
>>56458562c-cease! It's not true!
>>56459968Meowth get off the pc we all know you're horny for giovanni
>>56460263Pokemans can’t use da computer ‘cus dey’re not smart for it, ya doofus. Next you’re gonna tell me dis “Meowth” can speak like any human does. Friggin’ absurd, dat’s what it is!If any of ya losers actually went outside, none o’ ya would be such dumb and imaginative louts that “like” da Pokemans da wrong way!
>>56429617Something something human cock
>>56459982A’ight, dat’s enough, pal. You ain’t touchin’ this poor lil’ Pokemon da wrong way again, evuh. Beat it, or we’ll beat ya.
>>56458270>>56458276>Grabbing onto lapras' head with both hands, shoving your cock into her mouth and face-fucking her until you cum down her throatIs this what saved them from extinction?
Pokemon understand human speech and can do complex commands therefore they can and should be fuckedAlso, Mystery Dungeon
It’s about time I introduce you guys to my new wife. My bitch of an ex left me when she found me deep inside my precious Vapy, screaming things about “bestiality” and “cheating”, not like she understood my feelings anyway.
Oh no, the repulsive virgin is attracted to Pokemon and hates women, whatever shall we do?!
>>56461260Girls love pokemon too.
Preventing lapras extinction
>>56431752She would try to bite your penishttps://youtu.be/JlGfi2ofzFc?feature=shared
>>56461368disgusting
>>56461584BAHAHA! See that, fellas? The jokester tinks it’s okay for him to molest da Pokemans, but da girlies doin’ the same? Oh no, dat’s crossing da red line! Not like molestin’ the animals is the red line already! Get a grip already, bozo!
>>56461600I support human/pokemon romance regardless of gender. Stop dehumanizing the sapient creatures. You're making them cry.
>>56461437Is that tf2 scout
>>56461892>"Thanks for the ride!"You just read this in scout's voice
>>56461437who is having the sex thought?
>>56462627iirc some pokedex entry mentions lapras being capable of mind reading
>>56458270>>56458276https://files.catbox.moe/amriss.mp4
>>56461505does that pervert have an erection?
More pokemon wearing cute dresses
>>56463677reasonable
delicious treats
https://x.com/serinuntius_pk/status/1835672676947632428
I want to marry her oughhhhj
Phox SEX
>>56460780You sound like Team Rocket's Meowth, who gets cucked each night by Jessie and James.Jealous that other Pokémon are having the relationships you are constantly denied.
>>56460780YOU NEED TO STOP INSULTING MY WAIFU'S INTELLIGENCE RIGHT NOW! SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL SAPIENT CREATURE!
>>56425513So you're saying that you should fuck wild Pokemon, then? Is it more acceptable for a Pokemon Ranger to fuck Pokemon because they don't hold any long-lasting authority over one? I think I could personally deal with living in the woods if it meant I could acceptably hook up with one.
>>56463789What do you think her mouth tastes like
>>56460892No. You would have to get down there and fuck the ugly parts.
Who was in charge of this pokemon's design?
>>56465548Someone raised in an era where kid's media wasn't subjected to the gay stranglehold it is today.
>>56465548Someone who grew up during a time when tumblr, xitter, and reddit weren't yet a thing.
>>56465572>>56466053The japanese don't have to deal with those things, though.
>>56465548me
