>autist OP count: 105>threads since counter: 110Previous thread:>>56375080Rusefox GF pastebin:https://pastebin.com/G0tjqZa5 (embed)Zoroark Mom & Blind Son write.as:https://write.as/fp2c00lqrtc12ehy.mdZoroark GF stuff (bouts of high horny, lewds not shown):https://write.as/m5g64340lxjug2dp.mdUntitled fic (deceptive Zoro GF):https://pastebin.com/MpCifp8u (embed)Mega Ruse (chronicles of freakin' huge ruse foxes):https://rentry.org/ygcg7838
You forgot to remove the word "embed" from the OP
>>56430083>>56430299one job, OP
What does she need the gun for?
>>56430714Wouldn't you wanna know, Glowie
>>56430083Guys I'm clicking embed but nothing is happening!
>>56430083imagine the soft pawjobs
>>56431092>"Babies aren't made that way, Anon."
>>56431183TF or dropped illusion… call it
>>56430083>Mega RuseI don’t think you people understand how tall this girlie is. Are you really ready to take on an Alpha Zoroark?
>>56431288It's Zoroark doing the "oh no, oh my, oh dearest me I am a human transforming into a ruse phox golly gee willikers" stint again.
>>56431906I imagine other Zoroark act as “wingmen” for those that choose to reveal themselves to their loved ones through a fake transformation and play the evil witch/wizard role to “curse” them. >”MWAHAHAHA, This will teach your wife to disrespect the shrine of the trickster fox! I curse you to take the form of a Zoroark forever!”>Oh no! Ahhhhhh! I’ve become a Zoroark! You still love me right? Hold me tight. Never let me go!
How common is it for Zoroark to disguise themselves as human and start a family with a human?
>>56433612>start a familyThat might be difficult
>>56433612Even Zoroark would know that is not love but rape. If they catfish people with their powers I bet they come clean before coitus. The revelation would certainly drive most away.
>>56434019Zoroark breed with humans all the time
>>56434019If a man can have kids with a Froslass, Zoroarks are easy mode.
>>56434170>A significant percentage of the population in the real world is related to Genghis Khan due to how randy he was>In the Pokrmon world a significant percentage of people are at least part pokemon due to how randy Zoroarks areHeadcanon Accepted
>>56431456seems just about perfect to me
>>56431456>>56434290Fun fact about Mega Ruse: I originally wrote it BEFORE Legends Arceus was ever even announced. I'm just a modest sizefag who got lucky. Just to play along, here's what Anon's currently dealing with as of Summer.I also originally envisioned Z as only being 8 ft tall so the 9 ft long Alaskan King-sized bed would be big enough for her. Now I think her, Anon, and H are due for an upgrade.Also I never played Legends Arceus so I'm just finding out now they're 10 ft tall.
>>56434650You're free to play with the size variation for whatever feels appropriate. Personally, I don't think it makes any more sense for Alphas to be locked in on one size than any other mon, and 8' is a good size.
>>56434770Well, just from looking at an actual height chart, 10 feet Zorks seem to make the most sense to me, so I'll set that in stone going forward.
>>56435760zoroark for brushing
>>56434290>9' 10" Zoroark during mating season and you are the only male aroundThis is gonna hurt
>>56437715>A man got a Froslass pregnant which gave birth to SnoruntsIf a man can get a Mineral/Ghost pregnant because she was doing a good enough job pretending to be human, I'm sure Field with a tangible illusionist is as easy as it gets.
>>56437933>>A man got a Froslass pregnant which gave birth to SnoruntsThis is literally just Ricards head canon. Nowhere in the story does it act
>>56438048*actually mention coitus, pregnancies, or children.
>>56438048>>56438061The game wouldn't be able to retain its rating of E for Everyone if it did, and the fact that you can offer this denial at all is the only reason they could get away with implying it.
>>56438070>implying itExcept they don't. The story is being twisted by zoophiles who want to justify their degeneracy. If you asked the guy who wrote that story if it implies human on pokemon sex he fucking say no. Until I see them confirm it, it's not canon
>>56438096You've never played Pokemon Legends: Arceus, have you. Also, I don't think you understand your own argument.
>>56438164Played it recently actually. Seen the notes in game, didn't read pokephilia into them as intended
>>56438181And what's your reasoning for the Snorunts having one half of the journal, and the Froslass having the other half?
>>56438184Not beastiality
>>56438229You know bestiality doesn't mean "sex with non-humans," right?
>>56437933>>A man got a Froslass pregnant which gave birth to SnoruntsWhere is this ever mentioned in official pokemon media?
>>56438326It's implied by a side-quest in Pokemon Legends: Arceus.
>>56438329>implied
>>56438546>Encounter a pair of Snorunts>They retreat, dropping part of an Old Journal>Implication: the Old Journal is a possession of importance to them>Follow the Snorunts>Leads to a Froslass>Implication: the Froslass is a source of safety for the Snorunts.>The Froslass has the other part of the Old Journal>Implication: the journal is of mutual importance to the Snorunts and Froslass>Journal's contents are basically a beat-for-beat retelling of the Legend of Yuki Onna, with a man meeting a woman in ornate robes and being instantly smitten by her>He eventually figures out she's a Pokemon, and she leaves him, and he regrets ever asking, wanting her to come back to him.>The feelings are strong, but their precise nature is not elaborated on.>The journal's value to Froslass is self-evident>The journal's value to the Snorunts is not unless there is an undisclosed connection between the man and the Snorunts>Implication: the man is important to the Snorunts in some manner, and it's an importance shared with the Froslass>The behavior of the trio suggests a family relationship>The Snorunts never come up in the Journal, nor does any notable stand-in>Implication: the Snorunts become part of the story after Froslass leaves the manDraw your own conclusions.
>>56438589I have. You are a deluded. Ask yourself if these "implications" are so obvious than why is nobody outside /vp/ talking about it except to make fun of it?
>>56438599Pro tip: your own jollies are not the majority, or even the plurality, of what other people do with their hobbies.
>>56438603Repeat that in the mirror and you'll find your intended audience
>>56438605>It isn't what you say it is!>Then what is it?>It just isn't!Pictured: you
Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming
>>56438618
Catching lots of Rusefoxes today.Got Arceus a week ago.Do you know where the Alpha Zoro is?
>>56439147Alpha H. Zork is in the Lake Spirits segment of the game.
>>56439729Got it, not a female tho, oh well.
>>56440088Big Ruse is still good ruse
>>56438613>It canon because I and a bunch of dogfuckers say so>Can you support it with WOG documentation from TPC?>It's just true alright, Dude trust me!Nice portrait of yourself anon. If anybody is being a sj it's not me.
>>56440280>>56431456That shorty ruser is adorable.I’d let her hang on me.
>>56440303I salute your level of autism. Chris-Chan blue sonic arms level.
>>56438599I mean, people rarely talk about how Gen 4 has a book that outright stated that humanity used to marry Pokemon outside of 4chan.I think most people ignore it or don't really care about it...
>>56441689Marry =/= copulate and conceive children which is what you are claiming PLA "implies". For fuck sakes TPC can't even admit pokemon themselves fuck and lay eggs let alone a human and pokemon
>>56442114The societal function of marriage exists for the specific purpose of starting legally unified families, continuing into succeeding generations with offspring, dude. Children are an important part of marriage, here; that's why the first thing you do after getting married is fuck.
>>56442168Again you are talking about a franchise that has males and females with eggs only appearing when you have a male and female and TPC says, "Oh! They aren't actually eggs!" Who knows what they mean by marriage when they are this obtuse. But I know this much it's not sex and children with pokemon. Until I see TPC confirm the theory , I'll take it for what it is: Headcanon
>>56442212>But I know this much it's not sex and children with pokemon.And apparently for no other reason than it makes you mad.
>>56442276No because it makes zero logical sense for a children's company in 2020s to imply beastiality in a game targeted at 6-12 year olds. Oh I'm sorry "interspecies fornication". For what purpose does it serve TPC?
>>56442343Purposes for considering such things include:>World building>Engrossment in the setting by considering the implications of a species with multiple sapients>Aids in supplying references to Japanese myths and legends with Youkai and other spirits, which heavily influenced the settingIt is, by definition, not fornication if they're married.
>>56442361Fuck I need more coffee. Point two should read "The implications of a world with multiple sophants."
>>56442343You do know that multiple Pokemon have crushes on their trainers in the anime, right?
>>56442387Did any of them fuck and have children? No? Not really relevant is it then. There's a difference between on screen infatuation and implicit sex and reproduction. Remember OP is claiming in PLA it states a human and pokemon fucked and made babies.
>>56442491Not a claim of statement, a claim of implication. The Snorunts act like the Froslass is their mother. Both the Snorunts and the Froslass have the man's journal. Where do the Snorunts get a stake in the journal? Familial attachment is the simplest and most logical explanation.
Be careful around foxes
>>56443552Thats not being careful
>>56443007>>56443638>"Yes, Trainer, this one right here."
i want to fuck this creature
>>56440088You can reset for it as long as you saved before entering the cave.
>>56446629Straight up zorking it
>>56431456There's not much of a point in measuring millimeters, considering it changes over the day. Unless it's an average height over 24 hours?
>>56449860Blame the site, I was using freedom units.
>>56449877>Zororark magician who’s gimmick is using all practical effects
>>56450385
>>56451383Cute Zoroark. The one in the maid dress looks fine, too.
>>56449059And by "it", haha, well let's just say. My master.
>>56458553The perfect face for planting a kiss on her forehead
>>56459483They grow up so fast.
So... can Zoroark shrink, or it's destined to get stuck everywhere when disguised as a Joltik? Can Zoroark see and hear everything in it's illusion domain?
>>56460397Since all Pokemon canonically have the power to shrink because a wizard said so, this is hardly a question. A better question would be: how can a Zoroark mimic something several times bigger than it? What about pokemon that live underwater or can fly, teleport, etc.?
>>56460397If it makes a Joltik illusion, its real body is probably still at normal size but just invisible. It would be overpowered if it could just change its true size on demand by making different-sized illusions.
>>56461990Can Zoroark see through illusion's eyes?
Mogs Yasuke
>>56466798What do you even do in this case? You’re basically at her mercy.
>>56466798>>56467105Morning sickness hits every woman differently. Help her out with cleaning, preparing food, and making her comfy.
>>56467105Take care of your fox wife, of course.
>>56470518This has been debunked
>>56470727By who
>>56472002>>56471458>>56470518One ugly Zoroark
>>56430083is zoroark a wolf?
>>56472511According to the source materials, Zoroarks are foxes
>>56454344I like this image. Moody with an expressive zork face.
>>56474431Allow me to remind you. With a 10’ Alpha Zoroark, your face is in this range.
>>56479232>try to be flirty and pinch your Zork gf’s nips>she jumps and pic related happens How do you make it up to her?
>>56481299My my, how forward
>>56485174That's one Fang lookin' snoot
>>56487321I get it’s supposed to be intimidating, but I just want to run up to her and give her a hug.
>>56487936RUN! She's a ghost and a bitch!
>>56488089I absolutely loathe this.
>>56487321>>56487458>Scary at first?>Oh yeah, absolutely.>But that was years ago.>Her whole family's around now.>Striking a menacing pose isn't enough enough to spook you anymore; far from it.>She and her family have to get creative. >Very creative.
>>56488475NOO I DONT WANT TO BE A DELPHOX, THERES WEIRDOS ON THE INTERNET
>>56488737Think of the money you could make off those weirdos
>>56488737>>56488748>Zoroark family pulls a silly li'l prank on you>They made you think you're a Pokemon>They kept it up for a full day>They got their snickers and laughs>But damn, the illusion was good>At the end, you almost believed it was real>Could be a moneymaking opportunity here...
>>56489336Oh my! She shaved her top for this pin up.
>>56483465Is this from the anime?
>>56489891No, but this is.
Next week or tonight?
>>56490010I vote tonight. I may be biased.
>>56490010I vote next week
>>56490010Next week.
>>56489898Cute smile!
