why didn't he warn us about 9/11?
>>56431658Because ruby is release in 2002
>>56431658He wasn't born until the year after
>>56431658>>56431661>he
>>56431658He is supposed to warn you for disasters, meaning something bad. Any disaster taking place in burgerland at the expense of burgers is a good thing for the rest of the world. He had zero reasons to help you.
>>56431658Absol got confused with the date format and showed up in November instead.
>>56431687>burgers having an excuse to keep fucking part of the world for oil and letting the taliban get nukes to pose a risk to everyone else was a good thing
>>56431658Why would he warn you about something like that never happened? He’s supposed to warn about terrible tragedies not dumb normiods getting tricked by the TV and terrible CGI
>>56431687Based.
>>56431665Yes, got a problem with that?And he's a thorny boi "down there" if it interests you
>>56431735 I have no problem with any of that, just stop being a racist bigot. [spolier]Also daily reminder that 15 of the 19 hijackers who did 9-11 were citizens of Saudi Arabia, which itself is a barbaric theocracy that would've been an irrelevant destitute shithole on par with Somalia, N.Korea and Afganistan if not for ther enormous crude oil reserves
>>56431687This
Is this now the Absol thread?
>>56432041I hate it when people put glasses on pokemon
>>56432042Well too bad!
>>56431687>Any disaster taking place in burgerland at the expense of burgers is a good thing for the rest of the world.It's actually the opposite. Murica destabilized so many countries because of this disaster.
>>56432041It always was one to me dear Anon… I still have the HolySpirit BTW
>>56432108>I still have the HolySpirit BTWI dunno what that is.
>>56431687>implyingThe rest of the world is a steaming shithole. Europe is half a pozzed authoritarian state thanks to the EU and UK and half an alt-right authoritarian state thanks to Russia and the ukraine.Then there's Asia, which is either a bunch of sandy shitholes or communist shitholes or shit shitholes (DESIGNATED streets).And africa, well africa got skullfucked by america's dad and never really recovered.
>>56431658Does anyone have that pic of two duraludons gmax getting hit by latios or was it talonflame?
>>56431658>predicts natural disasters>natural disastersWhat a retarded faggot you are
>>56432249This. 9/11 was anything but natural, as we all know jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
Absol!
Haven't seen an Absol thread in a while, wonderful.
Never forget the dancing Drowzee's and Hypno's when the Unova Towers fell
>>56431687Inshallah, brother!
Why are you not being the Absol right now?
>>56433317Where did 9/11 happen again?
>>56434013Wait a second. This isn't Absol smut behind that spoiler. I'm disappointed in you.
>>56431658What a uselessmon...
>the shaundown
>>56431660Fippy bippy
>>56434072Not as disappointed as I am, anon. Not for this.
>>56432143I'm still hoping for Her return, no idea why honestly - probably because witnessing genuinely mentally-ill people having more control over their lives than I do makes me feel like I do deserve to keep suffering from ersonal irrelevancy afterall…Risk aversion is a motherfucker and a half.
>>56431658He did but nobody knew what the warning was about at the time (Absol just shows up before disasters without articulating what will happen)
>>56434734Factoid moment. I liked what Reborn did where they had a random Absol watching from a distance before some shit went down, which always does in that game.
>>56433998Absol is not real that, even the virtual world is fake
>>56434711
>>56431658Very disrespectful post. Why don't we all forget 911? Absol didn't exist yet.
absol
But it was not a catastrophe why should him?
>>56436798>him
Absol
>>56431687Erm, problematic much???
>>56433317>Thread about 9/11>Burgerland is mentionedOh no how could this happen.
haha absol
>>56431658OP's absol has a penis >>56437008
>>56441108
Hes so cool..
Shes so cute..
>>56431658one of the first pieces of pornography I ever saw was an anthropomorphic absol with tits and a pussy. I've looked for the image years later and could never find it. it was like 2005 so maybe it's just lost to time.
>>56442053Was it a sign of impending sexual disaster for you?
>>564316589/11 is a fixed point in time. Any attempt to prevent it would just make it happen. Absol didn't want that blood on her paws.
>>56442162So are you saying that in some other timeline, Absol IS responsible for 9/11?
>>56431665>has
>>56442570>no
>>56431658Could've also warned us about The Civil War (should've been there before Bleeding Kansas)
>>56441108>>56441574That I will gladly frot with
>>56443031Where was Absol before Hurricane Katrina, huh?
>>56442595>style
Remember to keep the fur nice and clean, even and especially while Mega
>>56431658>why didn't he warn us about 9/11?Why warn you about an inside job you did yourself you retard.
>>56431658let's say it predicted 9/11...THEN WHAT??>absol senses tingling>"what is it Absol?! >"ABSOL ABSOL, ABSOL!!!!">i can't understand a FUCKING THING you're saying
>>56431658>aeroplanes are a natural disaster
>>56432011>15 of the 19 hijackers who did 9-11 were citizens of Saudi ArabiaYou cum guzzling shit eating retard before the Saudis the region was ruled by the ottomans, the British armed the Saudi faggots and kicked the ottoman backed ruler, any shit hole country in the world is like that because of ass holes like you who can't run an economy without raping, invading and stealing these countries resources, fuck you and i wish Russia finally gets the balls to Nuke your nazi American and European asses so that the world can finally heal from your rapent raping, america really needs to be nuatered like the German dogs because of the crimes they did, fuck you and KYS.
>>56431687The edgy post about 9/11 is supposed to be the first or second one. Stop slacking and step up your game.
>>56431687This. inside jobs are not disasters
>>56448506kek
>>56431658Not his problem
