>play game>its fun>put every possible data point you can think of in a spreadsheet>claim its not fun because it doesnt meet your made up conditions
>play game
>>56436308Lost me there
>>56436305>its funLost me there. Nothing about these shit games is fun.
>>56436302It's just youtubers and eternally online tards who obsess over the level curve
>play game>its not fun
>Play game>It's fun>Get diagnosed with ADHD>Claim It's not fun anymore
Schizo thread
>>56436302>turn on game>it's not morning so can't catch teddiursa>turn off game
>>56436976Should've put every encounter location and time into a spreadsheet.
>>56437061but that would ruin the enjoyment of turning the game on and off in less than a minute and feeling pissed off every day
>>56436976you can catch teddiursa at all times of the day thoughbeit
>>56436308Ah shit
>>56436305Might be fun if you could skip all the fucking cutscenes
>>56437889>dude just change the clock loli too think real time day/night cycles was a shitty feature
>>56439509Wacky Deli, it was only added to inconvenience the player and make pokemon impossible to get. ohtods were just dumb enough to like it for some reason
>want to prepare for the competitive level 50 Battle Tower and Red being 27+ levels higher than my team>want Ice Beam for Jynx, Thunderbolt for Raikou and Flamethrower for Typhlosion >Move Tutor charges 80,000 Pokédollars in Game Corner Coins for each move, 240,000 all up, barely have enough>Move tutor can only teach one move per day and only appear on Wednesdays and SaturdaysThis was definitely a response to Pokémania at the time, they couldn't fit much more onto the cart, so they just stretched out what they had so kids would always have something new to do, smart, but also really fucking annoying.
>>56439509
>play game>its fun>get diagnosed with alzheimers>claim its not fun anymore
>>56436308>get depressed over the shit starters>stop playing 5 mins after that when first seeing the eyecancer distorted battle pixels
>>56440591>it takes yawnfag 5 minutes to get through, generously, a minute of text boxes and animations to get to the first battleLike, Gen 5 has some issues with long cutscenes, but holy shit if it took you that long why do you like USUM so much? I really like it but I wouldn't replay it that often given how fucking terrible the cutscenes are.
>>56439697And now for the game people are actually playing.
>>56440612>why do you like USUM so muchbecause USUM actually has gameplay between the cutscenes unlike BW
>>56440628yawnfag is in the HOUSE TONIGHT
>>56440612>ADHDzoomie doesnt understand what 5 mins is>USUM out of nowhereBorts having schizofits as usual
>>56436686You forgot to add>kill self from several mental diseases
>>56440631EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>56440634>zoomie>USUM out of nowhereSince when did 35 year olds get dementia?
>>56440652>No argument so just copypastesBorts don't even try defend their games anymore, we won bros they've woken up.
>>56440635malding
>>56440666malding
>>56440666Unholy trips of truth cccccchecked
>>56440634i thought millennitards had ADHD because they couldn't pay attention to a streamer doing calcs for more than 5 seconds
>>56440686Millennials need the parasocial relationship with the streamer because they were groomed on Facebook, Tinychat and IRC as kids. But if the streamer is autistic and only focus on the game, the millennials seethe and get banned.
>>56440686>>56440700>Streamers>Have never played the games themselvesYep definitely zoomzooms in here, time for bed guys, come back when youve actually played the games
>>56440729Zoomers have already played these games like 30 times each. All you do is seethe about zoomers here and forget a bunch of shit about the games.
>>56440777Lucky trips of truth ccccccchecked
>>56440777>Cant get time right>Blabs on about streamers>Now pulling magic numbers like 30 times each out of their assEducation aint what it used to be
>>56440777i played through emerald, platinum, and bw2 about 10 times eachi'm sorry but i can't get into hgss after the first playthrough. too fucking boring.
>>56436302where's the fun
>>56436305>play Sun the first time>have a great time>play Sun the second time>want to skip through the cutscenes and get to the adventure>suddenly become acutely aware of just how many cutscenes are in the game>play Ultra Sun>notto disu shitto agen.png
>>56436305More like>play game>its actually not a game, its a cutscene player>don't have fun
>>56440566Its the other way around, everyone who was here in 2013 know it was a fucking disappointment, the newfags claim it wasn't so bad because they were 8 back then. Its an endless cycle.
>>56436302People can have opinions different from yours OP
>>56436302These games are the peak of the classic generation (GB family of games), HGSS is the peak of the DS generation, and then nothing else compares besides RBYFRLG. This is the ultimate pokemon red pill and that's why people here seethe over Johto constantly and why there's a million video essays tearing it apart. It's controversial, therefore drives engagement, to go after it. It's like getting attention for making fun of Jesus.
>>56436302>>56436308>>56436686>>56436698good>>56436305shit
>>56441075Its the other way around, everyone who was here in 2013 know it was fucking great, the doomers claim it was bad because they are jaded. Its an endless cycle.
>>56436308>10 years later>still playing gamewhy'd it have to go to shit right after this gen
>>56442552I was here in 2013 and XY was the first game that I had to make myself finish. I actually put the game down to have sex with my girlfriend a few times, so I knew something was wrong with the game. Would've never happened with HGSS.
