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As you can see on this ancient tablet, precisely on Commandment No. 3, our wise Lord Arceus states that all Pokephiles will eternally burn in hell.
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>>56464011
Zoophiles in shambles
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>>56464011
Oh well, at least I'll still have my Vaporeon down there.
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>>56464582
The Commandment says that Pokemon can’t go to hell, this is strictly for humans.
As for you, I hope super hell exists, you belong there.
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In the bible it says that, every man you do bad shit to, is like if He was Jesus Himself. You are wishing your brothers end in hell, so you will end there as well, because you never read the bible and you are wishing for bad stuff on your neighbor. Hypocrite.
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>worships a pagan deity and larps that its Christianity

Ask me how I know you're white and that you have a stepfather.
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>>56464775
Pokephilia is abuse, and is therefore a sin. No one wants an abuser for a neighbor, let alone consider a “brother”.
>>56464791
>pagan
Lord Arceus is the creator, and therefore, not a pagan deity lol.
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>>56464802
Parable of the vineyard. Again you don't read the book, you are an unworthy sinner. Also, the other part where it clearly says how the way you judge you will be judged, so if you say they belong in hell just for those sins, He will put you in hell for your own "unforgivable sins" as well.
>the one who is free of sin has to throw the first stone.
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>>56464813
Don’t pretend to know the Bible better or even care about it, you’re just miffed that someone is mocking your attraction to pokemon, who are functionally the same as animals.
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>>56464828
>Retard can't refute the actual holy text
>NO YOU ARE STUPID, STOP CALLING ME A SINNER EVEN IF I AM AND AN HYPOCRITE JUST BECAUSE I DO WHAT THE BOOK SAYS I SHOULDN'T
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>>56464837
dude, it’s not comparable 1:1 anyway. Animal abuse is a sin, calling you a sinner isn’t the equally big “sin” you think it is. You’d know that if you weren’t addicted to animal porn.
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>>56464840
Again, the one who is free of sin has to judge the others. So tell me, are you free of sin? if you say yes and you know you aren't, enjoy hell. Now tell me.
The point is that you should fix yourself instead of being a stupid fucker judging everybody around you, and since you can't understand that, get fucked.
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>>56464802
>Didn't refute coming from a dysfunctional Christian family
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stop responding to shitty bait you spergs
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>>56464852
I’m the one who should tell you that lol. You’re attracted to animals, doesn’t matter if they’re fantasy creatures like Pokemon as I’ve already explained, that alone guarantees you a place in hell. It’s far, far more severe than calling a spade a spade.
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>>56464872
Neither Pokémon or Hell are real you loser.
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>>56464879
That’s just what you want to believe, pal. At the very least, your attraction to animals is real, which is a big no-no in all religions and most societies.
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>>56464890
Jesus forgave everybody, and you didn't learn shit. Jesus came to save people, not to throw them in hell. God wants to save everybody, not to throw people in hell. That's what the devil wants. Is there a Father that when his kid asks for a bread he hands the kid a stone?
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>>56464897
You don’t want to be saved, dude. You just want to not be bullied for liking Pokemon wrong.
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>>56464866
I just love to btfo the retard behind this bait. Jesus saves everybody, and will likely save even the OP. The only ones who aren't saved are those who consider themselves unworthy, btw.
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>>56464890
Animals are gross. I want to cum inside a cartoon rabbit with a human style vagina.
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>>56464908
You can meet a real person instead, you virgin dingus.
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>>56464929
People have betrayed me too many times and I am not disposed to give them my time and heart for them to crush again. This is the reason why I turned to pokemon.
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>>56464929
If God wanted me to fuck a real woman, he'd have not given me autism.
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>>56464011
She was so cute.
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>>56464943
You’re acting like women can’t have autism neither.
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>>56464011
That's probably what happened to ancient Hisuians.

Fucking Pokémon made Arceus mad so he(?) made them feral.
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