How about a Goodra thread for old time's sake, /vp/? Sliggoo and Goomy are also welcome.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s5vRVmkNMc
hug slug
>>56512154hug slut
>>56511964she did nothing wrong.
>>56512849truly the porygon of our time
>>56512154fug slug
hi
>>56511964I love the dra of the goo
>>56511964Do we think Goodra has cold slime or warm slime? Do we think this slime has a taste? After all, an important ingredient to vanilla extract is beaver goo. I'm not making that up.
>>56514975I think it is warm and bitter
This line would be perfect if hisui goodra was the default goodra
>>56515005Nah. I like that variant, but I want to hug base Goodra's big squishy tail.
>>56515005Don't make two great queens fight, anon. Both forms of the good dragon are great.I can never decide which one I prefer, I keep flip-flopping. But then again, they are pretty similar.
Assault vest goodra carried me in gen 6
>>56515005They would have to really fuck with goodra's design to make me dislike it but I still prefer the original. The upright posture, big tail and thicker belly just make it cuter in my eyes.
My second favorite pseudo, I just wish it had more of a niche
>>56515608Psuedos have been pretty middling for years except for dragapult, but SwSh was a b-team game.Gen 9 making dragonite the best psuedo was certainly a decision.
So does Goodra have a skin texture like an Orca, or are they more like slime girls and you can just plunge your hand into its belly?
>>56518748I think it's described as having a thick layer of fat, so I like to think of him as big thicc wobbly boi
>>56518748I like the slime girl idea. Mostly for vore reasons.
Cute slug
>>56518748could go either way honestlywhich I guess is a good thing as it leaves it up to the individual's imagination
Here are your pear shaped husbands
>>56531650Only just realised that these three + Ampharos has pretty much the exact same body shape
>>56533513Shape = friend
Goodra is the kind of pokemon that is recommended by every doctor in the world should you have signs of severe pain around your testicles what is called "blue balls"
>>56533513Same with Charizard and Lugia. Belly dragons are the best dragons....Ampharos is a sheep but its mega is a dragon so it counts.
>>56527621comfy
>>56536706nice and warm on a crisp, cool autumn day
>>56531650good shape
>>56534956You're going up my ass!
>>56513455If you take account how of big and heavy Goodra is while also the fact that Slugs/Snails has hyper-sized prehensile whamadoodles, the unlucky dude who mates with hir will either be receiving death by snu-snu or death by impalement, if the dude isn't careful on his choice of positioning and stupidly allowing Goodra to top..
Sex with Goodra(male)
>>56543232>straddling your Goodra's thick tail and thrusting into hir slimy, slippery pussy>while hir own dick twists and sways against your soft, warm body >doubling as a great, fun thing to hold into to help you pound hir>the slimy, affectionate goo dick occasionally wraps around your arm>like shi's still trying to hug you while hir paws are just too far away >admittedly, with how long Goodra dicks are, the penetration is more for your sake than hirs>but from the faces and sounds shi's making...>you're doing a damn good job>besides, if the two of you ever want to make hir cum from hir pussy alone, you've got an arm>...two arms >hir climax gets cum on your, well, everything>and your own seed mixes with hir slime in a similar mess>of course, you always shower after - even that time shi swallowed hir own load, you were still coated with hir slime>buuuut, showers can wait until after cuddles>...and they'll probably continue into the shower, too, though naturally shi has to step out before you Damn I wanna straddle a thick Goodra tail...
Goodra is one of the very few Dragons I like which is a very small list as I hate Dragons and most of them are ugly.>>56534984>AmpharosNo, that thing is a Giraffe that Megas into a Giraffe that grew a flowing lock of hair, it's just as bad as saying Altaria is a dragon when it's actually just a bird and it's Mega is a fairy because of the little cloud hat and the clouds that is covering its butt...
>>56544732Also, how is growing a lot of hair makes it a Dragon anyways, most Dragons don't have hair?
>>56544732>>56544758Ampharos is a shaved sheep not a giraffe, and it's electric because of static electricity associated with wool, it's dumb mega is a dragon because of the pun in it's japanese name(Denryu). Altaria is a dragon type because it's based on the chinese Fenghuang, which is a phoenix-ish type thing considered a female equivlant of dragons. It's mega is fairy type because fairy is a horrible type and anything cute gets it arbitrarily.
>>56544943Sorry, I just can't see Ampharos as a sheep, Flaaffy is the final evolution for me as it actually looks like a sheared sheep you know being pink and all while still looking like a sheep like how actual sheared sheep look like, calling Ampharos a sheared sheep sounds like a stretch to me.At least we got a more proper sheep with Wooloo/Dubwool, because even TPCi knew they screwup with Mareep's line by slapping some type of Dinosaur looking Giraffe thing at the end of it's line, usually when TPCi doesn't feel like they did justice for an animal-based Pokémon they redo it in a different generation for example Tauros/Bouffalant, you never seen they make another cow mon because Miltank is perfect.Phoenixs is considered the female equivalent to dragons, while Fenghuang are hermaphrodites as it was two separate bird creatures of a male feng and a female huang becoming one as symbol of Marriage/Bonding between Husband and Wife similar to Hermes's and Aphrodite's unification (This is where the word Hermaphrodite come from), then later in the Qin Dynasty they started to femininize the Fenghuang and it eventually became the second Phoenix (Because they got confused on telling the Phoenix and Fenghuang apart, also Asians love replacing females with anything that isn't female).
>>56540087Agreed
>>56514975>CastoreumMost still used by Canadians, everywhere else uses Vanilla Flowers, Vanilla Beans, or Imitation Vanilla made from Chemicals, > important ingredient to vanilla extractBeaver goo is rarely used in Vanilla Extract these days, which is a good thing because what kind of degenerate thought up about licking beaver butt and went "Hmm, yes taste like vanilla"?
>>56543232POV, your health insurance premium is about to go up
>>56547846>I might break somethingYeah, the record of how happy one man can be. Gimme dat tailbutt.
>>56549515SHAUN, GET OUT OF HERE
>>56511964FEMALE ONLYEMALEONLY
>>56549961FUTA ONLYUTAONLY
>>56549961Respectable, but...>>56550122Unfathomably based.
>>56550122>>56550184kys
>>56550255>Kiss Your SlugdragonI will!
>>56550458No! kill yourself, futa and female only faggot!
>>56550561Your meds, anon
>>56550619My schizophrenia doesn't mean you shouldn't kill yourself!
>>56550619Based nursedra
well this thread turned horny. eh, at least y'all are respectable with ithere's a goomy :D
>>56552163>Sh-shi's fast!!
>>56552763Oh I would ride a goodra, if you know what i am saying
>>56552235What a rude Goodra needs correction
>>56549961irl slugs are biological hermaphrodites>>56550122So this anon is correct.
>>56549961>>56550122I don't give a shit what's between Goodra's legs. The slug is still getting a hug.
>>56515005Both are good.
>Goodra, Flygon, and Dragonite surround you and squish you between their bellies in a group hug.Ponder the sensation
>>56557210Sauce?
>>56557568post 986456
>>56531650Me on the lower left corner
>>56558891Cute dragons
>>56559435>male
>>56559690me on the right
>>56563730>2024>Goodra still doesn't have recover/regeneratoris he stupid?
>>56555663somft,,,>>56518748Canonically the former, but I'm way too deep into the vore rabbit-hole so I like the latter a lot more
Goodra strikes me as an especially flatulent 'monDo you disagree
>>56563773Sauce?
>>56564148Goodra is the hyper skuntank of Kalos desu
>>56565800No idea, sorry
>>56567218No worries
>>56518748The slime girl one, only because I wanna slap Goodra's belly and watch it jiggle like Jello.
>>56570435An anon of taste
