Why does my Metang always come home carrying a nosepass?Previous thread: >>56485936
>live in farmlands>life is peace and quiet>one day a fucking Galarian Zapdos decides to make the surrounding terrain a part of its race trackThis fucking discount Road Runner kicks up dust and I just washed my windows and my car last weekend. Everything went to shit. The stupid chicken just runs without a care and nothing can catch it, it's so fast.Every time it passes nearby, all the Herdier nearby go into a frenzy. Barking goes on for what seems like forever.So much for my fucking peace and quiet. What can you do about this shit?
>>56517971If I was in your position, I'd be amazed at getting to see such a rare pokemon
>>56517938It made a friend :)
>>56518107Nah, it brings them home and eats them, I don't know where it gets them
>>56517971The only way to deal with it is to catch it
>>56518095Hah, you can barely catch a glimpse unless you're expecting it or watching from a higher place. Once it passes, all you can see is dust.
>>56518142Oh. Makes sense.>I don't know where it gets themWhich region do you live in?
>>56518158I live in Kanto, so I have no idea where it could be finding them
>>56518148And yet even then, it would be noticeable
>>56518209Maybe some autist is breeding them with a ditto at the pokemon daycare, or maybe some team rocket weirdos trying to import pokemons from other regions for profit only to get BTFO'd by your metang kekSpeaking of team rocket, i feel like there's something sketchy with that daycare that always felt weird, how do the pokemons even level up there? Do they put them up for manual labor or something as training? I dont wanna sound like a SCHIZO type trainer who goes around claiming that everybody is actually worked or is working with team rocket being all like "that old man near ss. Anne actually had funding from team rocket and lost it all when that red guy stopped giovanni!!", but man, how do they level up so fast while i cant get it to work in my free time for free??
Do Alolans really still worship the Tapu?
>>56519071I'll be honest, they could be from practically anywhere since Metang fly fast and don't tire easily
>>56519205>Letting his pokemon roam unsupervisedThat's how you recognize a bad owner. Not only that, but it's invasive species to your region so you're disturbing the natural wildlife by being so reckless. I hope some Nosepass owner reports you to the police in the end.
Oh fuck there's a Beedrill hive, nest, thing in my backyard, how do I remove that?
>>56519348Well, I'd suggest a strong rock type and some repel to deal with the beesrillss
>>56519334Yeah, I should probably bring it to the power plant to it can eat it's natural prey: magnemite
Treating my wife to a spa day at the resort area
>>56519873Same!
Paradox Pokemon were a mistake, who the heck bring them here?
>>56519873>>56520009Why are Sinnohans and Paldeans like this?Not even the Unovans are as bad as you 'people'
>>56519873>>56520009Enjoy yourselves, anons. It's a rainy day here and my wife usually prefers to stay at home too.
>>56520123Say that to me again after my harem obliterates your team of shitmons, pussy.
Somebody touched my sandwich!!
>>56520009She's getting her claws done and trimmed>>56520123You mean being nice and treating our wives?
>>56519071I've only watched from the outside, but it's pretty straightforward: >put together a bunch of different Pokemon from different Trainers>they pass the time sparring and learning more about each other>this makes them better at fightingPokemon don't exactly enter stasis whenever we're out of sight, and fighting is pretty fun. >>56520565>You mean being nice and treating our wives?More likely they mean pretending you have wives. Don't play us for fools, we all know what site we're on.
>>56520809Are you doubting my marriage to my lucario?
>>56520332Who did, is there any type of residue or something left on it?
Have you ever been to a Pokémon strip club?
>>56522095Personally no, I don't see a reason when I've got a lovely pokemon of my own
>>56522095But Pokémon don’t wear clothes.
>>56522118are you sure? I saw some Pokemon wearing karate gi. I thought they were people but they had blue and red skin.
>>56522125Nah, I’m pretty sure that’s their skin.
>>56522118You'd be surprised how erotic it is when they take them off.
>>56522168Fair enough. I guess it’s a psychological thing.
>>56522118I thought those were a myth, although that might just be my region having pretty strict anti-prostitution laws.But Pokemon are surprisingly pretty easy to manipulate, befriend, and then romance. Especially if they're in the humanoid egg group.But then again the most desirable pokemon tend to be pretty rare, so I guess a couple enterprising trainers might have set them up.
>>56522205>The most desirable tend to be pretty rareYou're telling me, some dude in the iron Island cave gave me a riolu egg, and that's how I met my wife
>>56522270Get out of my thread, Shaun
>>56522270Shaunstein...
>>56522355LolYou're such a sad little jewjokeEven /pg/ thinks you're a faggot
>>56522355>dude trust me the Sinnoh champ is dead>it was a, uh, a Seviper, I mean an Arbok, I mean her beloved Garchomp, er, uh>and th-that's not really her televised live at that tournament! it's a, uh, Zoroark! Photoshop! Rotom tricks!This is just plain sad.
>>56522413Oy vey
>>56522118>>56522168...is this why weird creeps have asked to see me shed while I'm trying to nap in the park?
>>56517938so my litwick just evolved a few weeks back, and whenever i take him on a walk, once we pass the retirement home he just stops moving and begins to stare through the window. i also woke up in the middle of the night last week to a call from the caretakers saying he managed to sneak out of his ball, out of my house, to the retirement home, is staring through the window, and is creeping everyone out. i had to pretty much drag him back home and have the burn marks to show for it, should i be worried? i really don't wanna lose my bro
>>56522452I already told youNot my fault you can only read hebrew
>>56522434That'd probably be why, yeah
>>56522452Retard >>56522377
>>56522494>oy vey nooo jannies stop deleting my posts>this is just anudda shoah like the holocaust aaaiieeeSad.>>56522423 is from /vg/ btw.
>>56520123And you haven't even seen the Mudbray show, amigo
>live in glimwood tangle>so far, 3 fairy types have decided I'm training them now>I'm pretty sure one of those hats is questioning it too>former gym leader giving me weird looksplease help
>>56522527You know that creepy thing some trainers do where they raise a pokemon for the purpose of marriage.Well, pokemon have an equivalent to that where they decide no matter what you're going to be their 'trainer'Maybe get a fire or poison type? Steel types are really expensive but are the best bet, and also the least likely to try to groom you, outside of Lucario and Mawile that is.
>>56522546>outside of a mawile that ishah... haha. guess what my 3rd mon was. I swear that old hag was planning this shit from the start.
>>56517971Whats a Road Runner?
>>56522554You poor bastard, I wish you luck.
>>56522546>>56522554Just don't get a Salazzle. Those girls are even more suspect than the fairies are.
>>56522471>i really don't wanna lose my broSo teach him not to do that. As much as I despise the contraptions, getting a pokeball lock for nights might be a good idea - if the problem keeps up (or if he ever decides to hurry along his spirit-harvesting), you might find the local authorities questioning your fitness to train him. >>56522563Old cartoon featuring... a speedy Doduo and a Growlithe, I think? My first Trainer used to watch it sometimes, but I never paid much attention.
>>56522471My dusknoir does that too on occasion, but I've heard they tend to be more welcome there than lampent
>>56522577luckily, I don't think those are around here. that mawile I'm not even sure how GOT to this region considering the border security.>>56522572thanks, I think I'll need it.
>>56522630Mawile and salandit are both in galar naturally, they're just only in that big open area
>>56522658fair. on a side note I will have to be back shortly, first time in a bit I've been outside that hell forest and I think a mon has spotted me
I have four fairy types please help
>>56522736Another one? Which one is it this time?
>>56522761a ribombee, won't bugger off and practically dove in the way of a ball. it's joining grimsnarl, shiinotic, and mawile.I was aiming at a metang for a method to make those fairies fuck off, for crying out loud. and I got another fairy from it.
>>56522771A Metang? Not only are those guys smart enough to look at you and smell the trouble a mile away, they're choosy even at the best of times. A super-intelligent Pokemon isn't gonna settle for any old idiot, and with the way you keep letting fairies walk into your life, you're blatantly a certified dumbass of some sort.
>>56522862man they're the first steel type that came to mind, which I needed for... you know.locking the door so these fucking fairies stop walking into my life.
>>56522886Maybe you can make friends with a Lairon?
>>56520009She’s so cute when she’s pensive
>>56523347My girl is adorable when she's flustered, also her spa treatment is done now
>>56522771With how much you attract fairy pokemon, it wouldn't surprise me if you somehow brought enamorus out of hiding
Took a big dump in the local Pokecenter today.
>>56523409Give him back!
Fun fact: female Laprases love human men. In fact, they prefer them to the males of their own species. A female Lapras' g-spot is at the average depth that a human's penis can reach, and the male Lapras' corkscrew-shaped penis is uncomfortable for the female. They pair-bond very easily with male trainers, and that's because the simple act of riding on their backs, feeding them, and even polishing their shells registers to them as a courtship ritual of sorts, and it's far gentler than the way the typical male Lapras will force himself upon them. Seriously, if you've caught a female Lapras of your own, pay special attention to the way she treats you. When one pins you underneath her soft, pillowy belly while you're trying to feed or groom her, she isn't just playing around. She loves you, and she wants nothing more than to know you carnally. So don't be shy, anons: do as I've done and take the Lapras Pill.
>>56519348I've got a foolproof method that can help you out.>catch a Nosepass>train it near your local power plant so it'll evolve into Probopass>teach it Explosion>have it rile up the hive>the Beedrills will come spilling out and relentlessly attack it, only to do jack-shit since it resists all their attacks and is immune to poison entirely>use Explosion>no more Beedrills>no more Beedrill hiveIt really is that simple.
Is breeding for "Shinies" even worth it anymore? From my research it requires a ridiculous amount of time and financial investment to even acquire the foreign Pokemon and the ideal breeding environment, my biggest worry is that I will get into legal problems from causing an outbreak by over-releasing breedjects into the environment, as the matter of facts shits like this is why daycares no longer permit deposit Pokemon with the sole purpose of pumping out an rare variant like that.In case anyone is wondering, I am aiming for a shiny Nidoking as my final goal.
>>56524052I mean it's a huge waste of money if you're not going to sell it, but personally while it may be harder breeding a high demand shiny is exponentially better investment wise.Something like a shiny Gardevoir or Lopunny, people will pay a hefty price even for a male one.
>>56522580>speedy Doduo and a GrowlitheIt was a doduo and a Lycanroc actually.
>>56522434This isn't a pokemon RP thread
>>56524174There's plenty of canon Pokemon that are smart enough to use the internet.
>>56524228Serperior is not one of them, specially since it can't use a mouse or keyboard.
>>56524235Sure they can, Serperior still has hands, they just keep them behind their backs. It's part of their signature look of superiority.
Yo, look who I ran into while visiting Glaceado Mountain to visit Grusha's gym.
>Zoroark mildly waving his hands off to the side
>>56524109Could've sworn they were both Kantonese, but that does sound familiar. >>56524174Yes, but nor is it a human RP thread, so I see no reason to pretend I'm one of you.
>>56517938Ever since I got into the competitive scene my mimikyu has been constantly jealous of all the strongmons. She always keeps screaming at them whenever she is out of the ball and her attitude whenever she loses a battle to someone else is never sportsmon-like. Her mood seemed to go up ever since my lovely wife started making him new clothes, but she's still jealous of me giving attention to my more viablemon, even getting into fights. She has been stitching herself some new clothing that seems kinda human like and feminine, I take it she is making a attempt at a Gardevoir.
I HATE PARADOX POKEMONI HATE PARADOX POKEMONI HATE PARADOX POKEMONGET AWAY FROM ME, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING MISTAKES
>>56524620I think she has a crush on you, anon
>>56517971anon, that's a fucking (red) chocobo
>>56524637>>56520021Personally, I blame champion/chair woman Geeta. Have you seen her? The lady looks like she was born for evil and she barely even does anything about the Paradox pokemon, not to mention the league being in shambles.The Elite Four have to fucking yell to each other because she's too cheap to get a new bell, two of her subordinates practically run the league themselves, one of her elite four is a child, and she GAVE HERSELF THE POSITION OF CHAMPION WHAT THE FUCK.I don't want to be assaulted by pokemon from possible pasts and theoretical futures! Whats wrong with the pokemon of the present time!This league is seriously corrupt and I don't doubt it's the chairwoman's fault.
>>56518209i swore i saw two gravelers raping a nosepass in mt. moon once
>>56524453did you get her autograph?
>>56523347>She’s so cutefixed
So how does this list hold up, any thoughts.
>>56524573And yet you stick out like a sore thumb
>>56524784Actually, yeah. Especially since I made it clear I wasn't there to try and catch her.
>>56522886Sounds like you could use some help. Where are you from friend?
>>56524852Theyre just a pokemon using Internet, nothing strange about letting your 'mons use pokechan
>>56525056Most people don’t know or care what species you are if you don’t avatar-fag.
i know i'll get flack for this, but i am sick and FUCKING tired of all these horn enthusiasts lately shitting up this board. the defining feature of seaking are its FINS, not its horn PERIOD. without fins, it wouldn't even be a fucking fish pokemon, let alone a seaking! i seriously just don't understand the appeal of some dumbass small piece of keratin, when every seaking is adorned with such beautiful, graceful works of natural art. with how horny these trainers are for their seaking's horns, i bet these sickos don't even take care of their poor 'mon's fins! >"hurr durr the horn is best for battle because of seaking's attack" have have you ever heard of waterfall, buddy? you'd probably do better with fucking water gun, and i'd like to see you try to not get laughed out of a contest hall using only horn attack! seriously, i don't think horn enthusiasts should even be included to be classified as seaking fans.
>forest has been oddly quiet recently>noticed I've been seeing fewer and fewer Pokémon in it too whenever I go for a walk down the trail>actually for the last couple of days there's been nothing, not even things like Caterpie that are are normally crawling all over>it's as if everything living in the forest just leftIs this something I should be worried about? Does anyone even know what's going on?
>>56525267listen up finFAG, the mighty and powerful HORN is the defining features of Seaking, not some gay ass frilly fins. Take away the horn and you just have some generic ass fish Pokemon but once you see that brilliant piercing sublime extension of Seaking's very being you INSTANTLY see that it isn't just some fish but motherfucking Seaking. Why do finfags not realize how stupid they sound when they say that Seaking's defining feature isn't the HORN that is emblematic of Seaking but something all fish Pokémon have. You might as well start talking about how the defining feature of Machamp is the fact that it has legs.The fake fans of Seaking are finfags like you that can't appreciate that the HORN is what makes Seaking unique from the other fish Pokemon, might as well masturbate over Lumineon's fins if that's all you care about.
>>56525283Yes, you probably stepped in a Muk and now smell like shit.
>>56525283As long as you don't see an Absol it should be fine, or a roaming legendary is in the area.
Lads, I've heard from somewhere that, given enough time, the fermenting berries inside of a Shuckle's shell turn into something similar to a rare candy. Do any Shuckle owners out there know if this is true of not and if so, what sort of berries should I be giving to my Shuckle to store? I'd like to get some candies to supplement my pokemon's training and maybe sell off the extras for a bit more pocket change.
>>56525283Where are you? Could be that a Zoroark pack has taken up residence there and is trying to conceal themselves.
Can't believe the Federal Government released a Kyogre in fucking Appalachia, since when is our Secretary of Homeland Security fucking Archie? The floods are so bad, and I even heard Officer Jenny was threatening Corviknight fliers with arrest for flying in to rescue and drop Poke Blocks.That damn Lithium Mine is there too. Is this just a Galar Mine incident again? Gov after energy and resources for cheap. Kyogre capabilities need to be disclosed there is no way it was Castform. Whatever war in Orre is "mOrE iMPoRtAnT"
>>56525820>A KyogreI didn't think any government would go so far as to release the god of the sea, or how they would have went about it
>>56525442Not true, you end up something closer to a potion. Better than an Oran berry I guess but meh…
>>56526042Darn, I guess those poke maniacs from Johto were lying to me. You think there's another way to get ahold of rare candies without having to shell out a fortune?At least my Shuckle enjoyed the berries I gave it.
>>56526101There was an old guy around my town who (alledgedly) knew how to make rare candies. His how blew up, I don't even know if it was beacuse of the rare candies "manufacturing" or beacuse they got him
>>56524962proof or gay
>a flock of Murkrow nested nearby>sometimes wake up at night to see a Lampent or Dusknoir hovering outside my window>this morning open my door and see an Absol standing outside staring dead at me for like a good minute before leavingShould I just end it now?
>>56525820>>56525982Someone should get those team aqua guys to appear, the government always switches their opinions up whenever they feel threatened, so they'll simply lock the god of the sea back in once that happens.
>>56526908I'm pretty sure they disbanded years ago
Is the guy who married his ditto in this thread? Just wondering how he's doing
>>56527154Was that the guy who was in that legal battle about whether it still counts child molestation if it’s a ditto transformed into a kid?
>>56527205>>56527154I'm starting to worry that the guy who fucked his Ditto is actually "guys"
>>56519764Or you could start feeding it proper food that won't carry potential diseases and stop letting your free roaming pokemon slaughter local wildlife.Trainers like you only learn when their Pokémon don't come back home one day, and then there's the crying and whining because "How dare the wild fire types melt my precious Metang"
>>56527129There have been some locals around trying to revive team aqua, sort of like how those team rocket grunts kept trying to revive team rocket again.
>The primitive motorbike dragon is raiding the local sandwich shop AGAIN.How do I make him stop? This is like the third time this week.
>>56527489Hey, he's at the cashier line and waiting in it like the rest of us, cut him some slack, eh?
>>56527491...or maybe he raced through the entire town while I wasn't looking, barged in through the front door, scaring everyone inside then charged his way through the entire line, startling the cashier desk just to get his forsaken sandwich. This is why you never want to bring your Pokemon to the store to buy foods if they cannot control themself, or just put them inside of their pokeball at all time.
Since this is where the experts reside, I have a couple questions:>Is an Annihilape considered an "unethical" evolution like Runerigus, Parasect and the like?>Can't we just artificially make more Augurite to make Kleavor common again outside that Terarium place since that's apparently all they need?
>be me>have magmortarthe fuck is it trying to do whenever it shits its flames to the sky? it does that nearly every hour, and believe me, it isn't because im not feeding him.
>>56527702I'd guess some kind of target practice or just seeing how far they can fire, as an owner of one myself I know they take pride in that kind of thing
I fucking hate Pinap pizza.
>>56527556Did you ask the cashier if he did that? Because that sounds like you're reaching for a reason to yell at your pokemon.
>>56527489I don't see a problem with this image at all
>>56525304>>56526881What are you, a couple of boomers? Just because you run into an Absol doesn’t mean it’s on its way to some kind of disaster or accident. It could just be minding its own business or looking for food. It’s only 3’11 and a hundred pounds anyways, you can easily punt one in the ribs and overpower it if it gets uppity.
>>56517938 Iunno hope this helped
>>56519135I don't know, maybe. I have a friend who's born here but his dad moved here from Alola a long time ago. There's all kinds of painting/icons in their home. Kind of creepy if you'd ask me.
>>56529704What's so creepy about it?
Hey guys, so i was going to the pokemart to buy some food for my pokemon like usual and i came across a building hosting some sort of tournament, i asked and apparently it's something about a "Smogon" or smthn and told me to back off because i suppose i didnt have an entry ticket, what's this about?
>>56530049Smug goons? Think they were a cult dedicated to Snivy which they insisted was actually called Smugleaf. Records indicate they caught the interest of the self- fellating god and were destroyed after the god sent a great army of normies to battle them. It’s all hard to figure out. A lot of esoteric bullshit.
>xurkitree>knows grass moves>plants itself to absorb energy>has leaves and roots>is not grass/electricWhat are those shitheads at Aether thinking?!
>>56530501Aether didn't make them dipshit they just found them
>>56530612Well SOMEONE had to either find out and properly assign conventional types to them, no?
I am so fucking sick of Hollywood shoving Sylveons and Jinxs into everything these days.
>>56531151Don't besmirch Sylveon with the reputation of that brand of insufferable faggotry. People should not be allowed to take good things and twist them into symbols for their poison.
>be me>show an interest in archaeology>everyone starts calling me a ruin maniacwut do? I mean, I like ruins, but I don't want to make it my entire personality. Unrelated news, just bought a pith helmet.
Is it true that Yveltal is about to start a new thousand year cycle in our lifetime and end all life as we know it? I want to plan for retirement.
>>56531540Where did you hear this
>>56531570If I had to hazard a guess, probably that Occulture shit they're still printing out.>>56531271If you happen to get a Yamask, Baltoy, Sigilyph or Golett, just give into the gimmick. Otherwise, avoid if you can.
>>56527154Yeah I'm here, still married to my ditto and fuck it every night while it transforms into whatever I want. Thankfully it hasn't laid an egg yet.. I don't even want to think about what that might look like.
>>56531730Good to know you're in a healthier relationship with the ditto
>>56531730How is the trail going or has that a different guy?
anyone else get telepathically contacted by prof oak anytime they try to use a fishing rod and are not facing water? My keys fell down an air vent in my house so I thought I’d use my super rod to get them out but ever time I tried that boom a psychic message from oak! Wtf?
>>56524843These freaks make me want to go back to Team Plasma
>>56531730Absolutely unironically kill yourself
>>56531730Probably another Ditto? Pokemon eggs takes the species of their mother and some characteristics of their father, usually in the form of abilities or different skill sets.At most you'd get a smarter Ditto.
>>56532563When bred with Ditto, it takes the father's species, but we don't know what it's gonna be if the father is a human>>56531730>transforms into whatever I wantNAME THEM
>>56532047I think you need to take your meds
>>56532553Why, for experiencing true love?
>>56532647Can’t, some youngster burst through my front door and grabbed them off my desk, shoved em in his shorts , and ran back out while screaming “YAY RARE CANDY!!!”
>>56531730Did your wife know that she was fucking your ditto, just wondering
>>56532955Shouldve kept them in your pants then
>>56533991Wtf I don’t want some kid’s hands in my pants!
Hey guys, is it safe to declaw my pokemon? I want to do something with her but i like playing rough so i wanna prevent any injuries when she gets too excited
>>56534717what exactly is something, anon?
>>56534717Roughhousing with Pokémon is a quick path to an early grave when it comes to many species. Claws are the least of your worries for something like that Floragato you posted.
Garchomp are smooth in all directions, trust me. I'm an expert, go pet one right now.
>>56535332Most of them are
>>56534717Don't declaw, but instead trim the sharp parts, it's one of the reasons I pay for my Lucario to go to a salon
>>56534717It's better to evolve them first before trying anything rough, being more developed also means it's easier to talk with then on equal footing and convince them to do stuff.Of course they're still as attached to you as they were in their past stages so they're also still about as easy to coerce.
Guys my Espeon, Aeon, keeps waking me up at sunrise because of his head gem thing glowing. If you're wondering why I can't make him sleep in another room, its because his pokemon bed is in here and whenever I try to move it, he starts telekinetically moving all of my furniture and posters by a few inches in retaliation. Any ideas? Also, side note, I just revived a Tirtouga (nicknamed him Tarrasque) from a fossil and I'm trying to figure out sleeping arrangements for him. I was told I could modify the mini-sandbox thing my Vibrava, Lanayru, used to sleep in when she was a Trapinch but I'm not sure, what with her being a ground type and him being a water-rock type.
>>56537279Get a sleep mask and if you have a backyard get a pond for your Tirtouga, if you can't take care of him I'm sure a Safari Zone would be accommodating.
>>56537279For your Tirtouga, the box should be fine since it's just sand, and sandstorm doesn't effect rock types
>>56537279Odd, typically that gem thing only lights up when the espeon uses psychic powers. Have you tried talking to your espeon about the problem?
>>56537279You should train your espeon in behavior, dont they have like those behavior pokemon training programs or something?
>>56534721Oh, yknow, just some fun activities on the bedroom, nothing out of the usual.>>56535655Got it, i guess i can try that.
Oh ow. There's my uber for tonight. Should I call off the ride? Anyone know this bitch?
>>56539330Unless you can somehow keep your mind quiet, I'd say you should call it off
>>56532549You were in team plasma?
>>56539021I look forward to reading about yet another trainer being found naked with their neck snapped via vine whip. You are an hero to us all.
>>56540803Are you saying you want him to die?
>>56541899I’m saying his dedication to stupid games will inevitably lead to him winning stupid prizes and will no doubt make for an entertaining read.His posts seem to imply that he intends to try to fuck a Pokémon that has fur know to get sharp as needles. Further he is worried about claws which would suggest that his Floragato either has poor self control or he himself has such a blatant disregard for safety that injury becomes a possibility. If this man is to push his Floragato towards a combat like state during interaction with it how pray tell to you expect things will go down?
Oh boy it's Dustox season I can't wait for everything to be completely coated in POISONOUS POWDER and having a coughing fit for daring to breathe at night because of all the fucking Dustox, not to mention how if you so much as have a singe light on they'll all go insane and swarm that area. and they're considered a protected species here so you can't even get rid of them>why don't you catch themWhy the fuck would I waste my precious time and money to catch thousands upon thousands of those shitheads and have to deal with having a swarm of flying biohazards that hump streetlamps for a living?
>>56542862Get a bug zapper and a rotom
>>56543479Protected species. He's better off getting a Shiftry and using its whirlwind to blow Dustox off his property. Bonus points for blowing away much of their powder too. It'll be someone elses problem after that.
>>56543978I wonder if he could use another poison type to collect the dust. Weezing comes to mind as one that would probably really enjoy it.
Hey guys check out what I found on my hike today!, I didn't even know dratini lived around here.
>>56545471Hopefully you have enough food to keep it well-fed in its later stages of evolution, i heard that dragonairs eat more when theyre close to evolving into dragonite
>>56532549They arent freaks, anon, but i wouldnt expect any less from a plasmafag, they're the most annoying kind of people, they even support peta.
>>56524843Should be ordered by ratio, not "yes" vote count. If nothing else, it would make it easier to compare across regions and fix Dragonair having a longer bar than several Pokemon above them.Also for ego purposes; I can accept being less attractive than Gardevoir, Zoroark, and Milotic, but Kirlia and Absol? Unrealistic. >>56545471Oh wow, and a very curious little one, too! Think you'll go visit them again?
>>56545569stop avatarfagging
>>56545569You are way less hot than Kirlia or Absol, dumb vore worm.
>>56545498>>56545569I didn't catch it yet anons, I'm not sure that I can properly raise one, especially on my salary. But it's just been swimming by itself and I don't see any other dratini about, I'll leave a bit of food for it and check back later to see if it left, if not I may just bite the bullet seed and catch it.
>>56545569People prefer their pokewives with limbs, yknow.
>dragon gym got built in my city>now a bunch of scrubs come here with fairy or ice types but still fail then get mad at their mons and release them in the city>now there are a bunch of fairies pulling pranks and stealing stuff and a bunch of ice types that aren't used to this heat>gym team is still inexperienced so they can't handle everythingReleasing pokemon like this should be illegal, I am incredibly mad I can't even go outside with my Pangoro because even with Bullet Punch and Poison Jab there are just way too many faries
>>56524775>rapingwhat's that anon?
>>56523846I tried that but a fucking metang nigger keeps abducting my nosepass
>>56545949Something you do to a misbehaving pokemon, or a trainer who can’t pay reward money.
>>56545926>releasing Pokémon because you lost a gym instead of training themDo people really do this?
>>56545926You should train a steel type then
>>56546020It's a common mistake beginner trainers make, they think they have a sure win just because of an advantageous type vs a gym but then the leader has moves and dual types that cover their weakness then they think it's their pokemons fault for being weak>>56546048Is there any low maintenance steel type you can easily get? I don't have much free space for something big, I am not a trainer but I do enjoy going outside with my (currently) only pokemon
>>56546147You can keep a varoom in your garage and use it to power a motorcycle or something.
>>56546161Thanks for the tip, something like this might worm
>>56546020In my limited experience, humans sometimes don't realize that they're not cut out to be Trainers. But, after struggling to keep their team healthy enough to fight, let alone fight well, a crushing Gym defeat can make them reevaluate their decision to be a Trainer.More pessimistically, they don't self-reflect and >>56546147 happens.
>>56524978>>56545926Oh dear so much trouble with fairy types I wonder where this new anon is from?
>>56545965Thats bullshit, i go out without my wallet most of the time and the people who beat me keep saying that i can simply pay them later
>>56546020You didnt see those shows where people abandon their mons because they arent invincible from the get go or met those guys who abandon their pokemons the moment they lose even once because of a "nuzlocke" thing?
>>56545959Do you have multiple Nosepass?
>>56546227Are you from Fochun, Anon?
>>56546383I always assumed those were faked as surely no one would be heartless enough to actually release their Pokémon for such a stupid reason
>>56546638Not sure, my family travelled a lot Fochun feels most like home though.
>>56522862>>56545926>>56546147Get yourself an Archaludon. The alloys to evolve them are relatively easy to come by these days, and there's some in the snowier parts of Unova and Galar. They're not too difficult to find in trades either, a lot of Duraludon get used as trade fodder because they're not exactly quite the lookers. 600 BST mons barring Goodra are almost always good additions to a team, and it even comes with one of the best defensive abilities in Stamina. Just keep it away from anything that commonly runs Focus Blast.
>>56546776I've never actually been to that anomaly of a region before. Some people argue it doesn't exist, but I've had a friend from Fochun send me a pic of one of his pokemon
>>56546709Well, i had the misfortune of meeting some of these guys, they tend to criticize your team for "not being good enough" and criticizes you because your mons dont have perfect IVs/EVs or something like that
>>56546825I tried battling some of them but they said my set was banned by some guy named finchinator. Is that a villain team admin?
>>56545959How about the Probopass trying to pass as Serperior above?
>>56546210>avatarfagDidn't read
>>56546825These people sound cruel
>>56546825>>56546709Really I heard that they kill pokemon as well as the pokemon of trainers they beat in battle they're a pretty dangerous bunch and you should avoid them.>>56547279Yeah those "Nuzlocke" people are a part of team Smogon, a villainous organization obsessed with 1v1 full team style pokemon battles and who kill people they don't like and you who don't abide by their ruleset instead of the proper 2v2 pick 4 rule set used by pokemon leagues world wide. They're also known for using reality warping means and forced breeding camps to create their ideal pokemon.So if you see any of these "Nuzlocke" or "Team Smogon" people you should report them to the police.
>>56547567It's always nice to see trainers speak so highly about their favorite pokemon. It really makes me thankful that I didn't listen to team plasma.
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