>american region>starter is a pigwhat do the nips mean by this
He represents China tho
>>56520282You know damn well what they meant they're rightfully making fun of them
>Unova thread >original poster is a faggotIt’s a mystery.
>>56520282SaMUTTrot bros...
>>56520299That's because of Victini you idiot.
>>56520304i don't see how that makes it less embarrassing
>>56520304keep telling yourself that otterfucker. sammushit got a regional replacement for a reason
>>56520287>represents the biggest bastard of the "good guys"
>American inspired region >Starters are a trap/femboy, an obese landwhale pig and a paraplegic pooltoy What did they meant with this?
>>56520282Why are starters and box legendaries chinese?When are we getting china as a region?
>>56520314Maybe because it's movie plot armor by the literal VICTORY pokemon, retard.>This Pokémon brings victory. It is said that Trainers with Victini always win, regardless of the type of encounter.
>>56520338never beacaus sweet baby inc force GF to shove black people in their games
>>56520342That doesn't make it less embarassing though imagine being used as a virging sacrifice to shill a pokemon
>>56520346Well no, it demonstrates the point>even this fully evolved stronger pokemon can't prevent victini from delivering victory because it's victini's movieNot as embarrassing as the raw webm implied>lost to a weaker type and stage
>>56520299LMAO look at those bystanders getting caught up in the chaos of two trainers' simple battleits what I imagine would happen if Pokémon were a bit more realistic
>>56520353>My favorite pokemon being used as a virgin sacrifice is a good thing actually Cuckhold mentality
>>56520282>browns>mutts>uglymons>a fucking ice cream>a garbage bag>more blacks>15 minute cinematics explaining the backstory and shitty family dramas of shitty characters>more uglymon>If you play the Japanese version you have access to the story of a transvestite who takes care of kindergarten children.>An attempt at a deep character who is able to talk to Pokemon but is so stupid that he is unable to ask them directly if they prefer to be free or under the care of a trainer.>DEI shit>Woke shit>getting molested by a fat hiker on the Ferris wheel>a fucking bird in diapers>The ugliest starter pokemon>completely linear map>more browns Shartnova was the actual wacky deli of pokemon. The ugly repasted dex, ugly sprites, niggers everywhere, spin offs and anime died with this shitty gen, region layout so lazy it's supposed to mimic a pokeball. GF didn't know just how much Amerimutts worshipped niggers and uglyness so BW became became deified as soon as the mutt saw a sentient ice cream and fat nigger basket ball player and reminded them of home
>>56520368>>transvestite who takes care of kindergarten children. Yeah taking "Care"
>>56520368blacks are based
>>56520368TRUTH NUKE
>>56520368antijothosisters...not like this...
>>56520338Only Tepig is Chinese. Oshawott is Japanese and Snivy is Western.
>>56520446>Tepig is Chinese. Oshawott is Japanese and Snivy is Western.Why unovans steal starters from other countries? don't they have starter pokemon of their own?
>>56520366>favoriteWhere did I say this?>is a good thing actuallyWhere did I say this? All I'm saying is that it isn't embarrassing like you said.>>56520368>non arguments and retarded shitpostingwell then>>56520450>why is the melting pot region a melting pot
>>56520282Obesity
>>56520487>All I'm saying is that it isn't embarrassing like you said.if you're delusional
>That posting style >Saging the thread Yup that ""Person"" has arrived to ruin yet another unova thread
>>56520282Remember that retard who was making a fan game based on Turkey and one of the starters was a regional Emboar as a sultan? He refused to see how a Muslim pig might be inflammatory. What an asshole; I’m glad he stopped posting here.
>>56520516So how is it embarrassing losing to something with this dex entry?>>56520342
>>56520549>So how is it embarrassing losing to something with this dex entry?By being used as a virgin sacrifice
>>56520553>By being used as a virgin sacrificeWell no, it demonstrates the point>even this fully evolved stronger pokemon can't prevent victini from delivering victory because it's victini's movieNot exactly embarrassing as the raw webm impliedThe whole point is that it's tough to take down, yet victini made it possible. It wouldn't be the same if it were a weak pokemon anyway. it had to have been something stronger, which is an admission that Samurott is stronger.>lost to a weaker type and stage
>>56520564>Being used as a cuckhold sacrifice just to shill this one pokemon isn't that bad actually
>>56520517He's posting in three different threads with this being one of them lol
>>56520567Except that's not what happened, as already explained. it's an example of a strong pokemon, so it isn't embarrassing.
>>56520576>Being cucked out of a win isn't embarrassing
>>56520585>being shown as an example strong pokemon a mythical can beat isn't embarrassingyes
>>56520590>Strrong pokemon >When it's biggest feat on screen was a NFE shitmon
>>56520596>NFE shitmonWho was powered by Victini, yes. that's the point. The whole point is that it's tough to take down, yet victini made it possible. It wouldn't be the same if it were a weak pokemon anyway. it had to have been something stronger, which is an admission that Samurott is stronger.
>>56520602>Watermon is stronger against firemon wow
>>56520368Showing this to my normie friends so they know what Unova haters are like, thanks for the fuel
>>56520609THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. It's to show that even in spite of the type and the stage, Victini is just that strong.
>>56520622>THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.it isn't tho?
>>56520626yes it is. The whole point it:>wow, Tepig against Samurott? This should be impossible. Samurott is super effective, more evolved, and physically much stronger in every way. But Tepig's boost from Victini killed it? That means Victini's boost is strong!Anything else is your retarded headcanon.
>>56520632>>wow, Tepig against Samurott? This should be impossible.And it was samurott defeated a NFE shitmon just to get revengekilled like a sissy faggot it's just keeps getting more and more embarrassing
>>56520634Dude what are you babbling about? What about the situation is embarrassing? You're just pretending Victini didn't exist....
>>56520319>keep telling yourself that Or maybe you should play the damn games instead of wasting your limited life shitposting
>unova thread>autist posters
>>56520662Unova causes the most seethe in the whole series.
>>56520639>Dude what are you babbling about?Not my fault you can't read
>>56520654>it is said lol
>>56520670I read your post>>56520634, it's just full of buzzword spamming. "revengekilled like a sissy faggot" doesn't mean anything when I've already explained why him losing isn't actually embarrassing in this case. Please actually challenge the substance here.
>>56520676It is shown in the movie. You whole "MUH EMBARRASSING" stunt is made off of denying it played a part to begin with.
>>56520680>it is said
>>56520681>it is saidIt is SHOWN in the movie. You whole "MUH EMBARRASSING" stunt is made off of denying Victini played a part to begin with.
>>56520680That samurott's biggest feat was an unpowered NFE shitmon how can you be so sure it wasn't just a weak as fuck shitmon?
>nuh uh it sucks
>Gets assblasted >Starts spamming the same message
>>56520688>how can you be so sure it wasn't just a weak as fuck shitmonBecause if it was it wouldn't have been used as an example of needing a Mythical's blessing to beat.
>>56520537>noOoOoOO you can't make fun of mi turkish brethren, we wuz wolves n shieeeet waaaaaaaaah
>>56520700As long it's biggest feats was an unpowered NFE tepig it will always be a shitmon though
>>56520714>it's a shitmon because it didn't appear againAnon Pokmon are species, not characters. There were other Samurotts that appeared.
>>56520728>>it's a shitmon because it didn't appear againit's a shitmon because it's biggest feat was a fucking tepig nothing memorable or strong
>>56520738So just because that particular Samurott was a one off. Got it. Anon Pokemon are species, not characters. There were other Samurotts that appeared in the anime.
>>56520742>There were other Samurotts that appeared in the anime.And all of them lost to NFE shitmons like the loser that they are
>>56520746>And all of them lost to NFE shitmonsDue to more plot armor, yes. They also beat fully evolved mons.
>>56520748>Due to more plot armorIs this how samurott copes with the fact he will be an eternal jobber?
>>56520749>copeHow is Ash's Pikachu not plot armor protected?
We talkin' 'bout jobbers in 'ere?
>>56520752>How is Ash's Pikachu not plot armor protected?How it IS? pikachu has been shown losing multiple times instead of just winning and even it's biggest wins are due to eternal training
>*Dies from a fire type*
>>56520765It's the protagonist anon. Stop coping.
>>56520777>No argument The protagonist has lost many battles as well btw
>>56520299KEK what a bitch
>>56520762as there ever been a water starter in the ashnime that wasn’t a jobber?
>>56520773>*Dies from iron tail not even a thunderbolt just iron tail*
Tell me about this anon. Why does he seethe about Unova so much?
>>56520762Someone said "Jobbers"?
>>56520537Sounds pretty based to me, fuck those people for what they did to Constantinople.
>>56520336Can you please explain how one of the starters is a femboy?
>>56520863serperior Is canonically male
>>56520863>Can you please explain how one of the starters is a femboy?Serperior a common "Waifumon" has been recently canonized as a male pokemon in the games
>>56520788
>>56520762>Quadruple resistance >Still gets wreckt OLM always loathed Water starters huh?
>>56520282>Tepig survives off of berries>the region is Unovawhat do the nips mean by this
>>56521275>Yet the [Headcanon] Kindly remind me how many leagues he won with this so called "Plot armor" instead of saging the thread like a coward
>>56521341>He has plot armor bro >But he doesn't because he lost the league Which way is it then? >Saging the thread again
>>56521356>>losing = not plot armorCorrect glad you agreed have a nice day!
Retard above Retard below
>>56520368>like 10 points are just repeatswhen your essay is too short
schizo thread
>>56520894Fuck shitplup!
>>56521617>Thanks for [Headcanon] Uh oh! melty!
>>56521632>>no argumentAs opposed to your non argument? >Y-Yawfag!!! Get better material baldie
>>56521632>spamming the a=entire catalogHe says while replying in three different threads at the same time as well
>>56521644>you're so pathetic.Said the coward thread sager
>>56521657Way better than being a coward thread sager just to have the last word KWAB
>>56521667>No, it's not better. You just admitted to having no argumentUnlike you i do have balls to admit things
>>56521683>retarded shitposterYou're the one who has been having a melty in three different threads though?
Let me guess he's going to wait for this thread to get on page 4 just to reply and let it die right?
>>56521715>Implying saging turds deserve arguments
>>56520450they even stole legendaries trio from France and China
>>56521725>Yes, they do.Nah they don't
>>56520654here is his mega form for PLZA
>>56521742>Yes they do.Nah coward saging bitches don't deserve it
>>56521762>Why don't they?if they want to argument that bad then they shouldn't let the thread die therefore don't deserve one
>>56520299where are they fighting? it looks like a latinx country
>>56521791>where are they fighting? Anime-only city in unova>it looks like a latinx country Yeah that's unova
>>56521795>unovamos
>>56521808>No actually they Nah they shouldn't
>>56521808>why is the melting pot region a melting potSounds exactly why it flopped as a region
>>56521822>actually they shouldThey shouldn't if they want to argument that bad instead of a coward reply to have the last word
>>56521828Who said anything about sales?
Not a single person in this thread has an IQ higher of 22
>>56521806lol
>>56520282WAITO PIGGU GO HOME
>>56521851You realise you’re ITT too right you fucking doofus
>>56520868>>56520872the fact that two of you indepentently gave the same answers helps with validity, and raises an entirely separate question.what the fuck does game canon have to do with pokemon genders?>a common "waifumon"so people wanting to fuck it and being mostly male means its a femboy? i wanna dick down tauros, throh, and landorus. are they femboys?
>>56522328How would you do it?
>>56520868>>56520872In PMD? That’s a seperate canon.Also, what about that suggests “being a femboy” anyways?
>>56522465>Raid said all primarinas are female >Raid said all delphoxes are female>Raid said all meganiums are female Weirdly enough fot the canonically inspired by lady oscar snake they made it male for some reason
>>56522475snakefuckerbros…not like this…8k00m
>>56520368>>If you play the Japanese version you have access to the story of a transvestite who takes care of kindergarten children.Based.
>>56520368Least schizophrenic redd/int/or
