grass cat posting
>>56526240I wish Pokémon were real...
>>56526240 I liie my meowscarada who agrees
Nyaaaaaa~
>>56526240 I like this one
>>56526405poor duckwife abused by alcoholic cat
>>56526363Stop posting inane images like this. People who promote these inane fantasies are creating a toxic environment for a children's franchise.
>>56526512>implying anybody still cares about pokemon other than manchildren and childless women
SEX WITH MEOWSCARADA
>>56526512Just call her a coalburner, you use too many words.
Why are all catmons like this?
>>56526240I can't believe Gamefreak is still so adamant about their 12.5% autism after designing a semen demon like this.
>>56526240Ugly shitmon
>>56526512That's a totally normal Meowscarada
>>56526240>>56526363>>56526370>These thighsImagine how wonderful lap pillow she must give.Also post THAT webm.
>>56526666The factors that existed for their implementation yesteryear still apply today. you want the other starters, getting two of your own is quickest to bait for the others. Don't get a girl, gotta wait till you find a ditto.
>>56526587bleed profusely from your axe wound until you are dead
>>56526240>>56526363>>56526370Imagine if she sat on my face
>people really expected the 2nd cat starter to be anything but coombaithow was it not obvious after Incineroar
OP stop talking to yourself to bump your thread.This is embarrassing.
>>56527531Because Incineroar. Fags thought they were guaranteed another faggy catmon starter and seethed when Meow showed up, because she wasn't a faggy male design like 'Roar ended up being.
>>56527782>i'm a zoophile but gay zoophilia is too much
>>56526824Wait until you find a Ditto? My brother in Christ, she has the field and grass egg groups. It doesn't get much easier to breed than that.
>>56527782Wrong. People wanted a quadrupedal lynx or a sabretooth tiger. You're projecting your anger onto the 87.5% meme.They're mad because Quaquaval ended up being a sissy dancer instead of a sailor.
>>56527931you get a sabretooth (noodle) in the same gen at least
>>56527813always knew you were a raging homo seething about meowscarada (female)
>>56527998those autists don't care. "muh starter must be quadruped" despite what they want the starter to be being right there
>>56527998kek, saved
>>56527822>don't get a girl, gotta wait till you find a dittoReading comprehension.>>56527931They also ignored Khu while he still had a leak source had said it'd be "Delphox 2.0", SV launched and surprise surprise, the chink leaker who'd been leaking true had once again leaked true. Quadnigs don't care about quarduped 'mons, they just don't want bipedal 'mons to draw focus away (because 'Dirge is least popular and quadnigs haven't stopped crying about that fact since the final stages leaked that time).
>>56527813Yes.
>>56528526What are you on about? Are you familiar with how breeding works in the games?
>>56528549Yes. Are you familiar with how starter ratios and R NG works in the games? You either get really lucky or SR for a girl, or you take what gets spat out first then have to wait to find a Ditto. The whole chain spawned from some retard fuck crying about the 7:1 ratio for starters still being a thing and it's still a thing because 90% of the world don't CARE about getting a girl (I'd even guess there's still little boys today resetting to get a boy, because they got a stinky girl natural) meaning there's 90% of the world filtered from breeding derps to trade for the other starters until they find a ditto, vs the rest of us who seek girls starting off to negate needing to wait until Dittoland.
>>56528541Why are you imagining yourself in front of a mirror?
>>56526346I just want meowscarada to be real, maybe lopunny too... no need for the others desu
>>56527782tontaro and gd-058 collab when
They really made sure all 3 in the evo line would be the best starters of the region
>>56528665What does Ditto have to do with that? Do you know about egg groups?
Oughh shes so hot i love her so much i want her why isnt she real i want to grab her and cuddle her and pet her and feel her and gosh i wish she was here on my bed next to me
>>56533936>breed male Meow with female Eevee>egg is an EeveeAre you actually this retarded or are you just cosplaying early for Halloween? Species is determined by the mother. Got a male meow and want Spritatito offspring? Need a ditto to cosplay as a female Meow and spawn Spriggy babies. Daddy can't make them on his own. All you're doing is justifying the giftmon ratio decision kid. You either soft reset for a female, or you schelpp through the region until you come across a ditto (if you ever do).
goblins
>>56526770Dang, she got some on her feet. We're gonna have to do something about that.
>>56536919haha yeah I think I saw some stain between her thighs, let me help with that
>>56536919Gonna have to wash your cat
would you?
>>56537259With a tongue
>>56538642Hot
>>56526614"A cat is fine too" was supposed to be a meme, but then people took it to heart, and the animals followed the route of natural breeding.So, "a human is fine too".
Wow crazy
>Makes clowns and fags seethe nonstop
>>56539573such a based kitty
>>56539573fanart that emphasises the hips/thighs more but is otherwise on-model is the best
Best Halloween Pokemon
Fellas, where is this pic from?
>>56542140pokemon calendarhttps://x.com/pikachu_pcn/status/1842920287572259313
>>56542140>clearly defined pelvishow does nintendo get away with this
>>56542140How can anyone look at this creature and think "yeah this is a male"Look at that hip to waist ratio
>pic related is what it would look like IRLStill want to fuck it?
>>56543432Not as bad as other "realistic" depictions of Pokemon, to be honest.
>>56543432i'm already sold you don't have to make it more tasty
>>56543432heck yeah
>>56543432fangs need to be longer desu
>>56542781Male meows works better than other obviously feminine starter mons but I'm not surprised most like the female version better
>>56542781Its always faggots who insist on her being male
https://baraag.net/@youjomodoki/113272467385903610we won catbros
my wife and our three children!
What did she mean by this?
>>56546603>hat on top of hatbased and tf2pilled
>>56545476>ywn have thisbros... how to cope...
kitty
>>56547339I will have it
>>56547339get a cat and let it play with your cock like a cat toy
i cum on cat she hiss at penis
>>56548556probably thinks its a snake
>hatch another shiny>male againWhen will this end?!
>>56548688lookin kinda doughy back there
the only pokemon that makes me feel funny...
>>56550161>US pokemon center using this image with none of the associated merchandisewhat the FUCK are they doing there
>>56551298why is she so smug
>>56551388Because she's well aware of her superiority.
>>56551298Wasted potential not making a plush with that costume.
>>56551441fair point. she is the best.
>>56551609Floragato got a revised plush once it evolved in the anime, so presumably meowscarada will get the same.
>>56553076Aislop?
cat
>>56526240Transcat
>Can I interest you in some more seethe-juice?
>>56543432Yes
Just one of the many Pokémon you can't talk about on /vp/ without there being faggotry.>ivysaur>delcatty>glaceon>samurott>braixen>tyrantrum>aurorus>meowscarada
>>56557058There wouldnt be any faggotry if the schizos stopped shitting themselves whenever somebody mentions samurott or meowscarada
you can talk about meowscarada
>>56557206You can even do more than talk
>>56557231Like what?
>>56557242kiss
>>56543432That's not really what cat fur looks like
>>56557269heard she is a good kisser
>>56557132Then that just leaves the cartoon animal spam.
>>56557278I want to kill it.
>>56557231>>56557269>>56557290reminder that this what the papillae on a cat's tongue look like
>>56557303She is not a cat, she is a Pokémon, having similarities to something doesn't make it the same.
>>56558268she is perfect for Halloween
>>56557303Hot
>>56543432Yeah, probablyNot like I'm getting any otherwise
>>56557206>when your tall Floragato evolves
>>56560609Its one thing to avoid paying attention on class because you're too busy drawing or talking about meowscarada, but fantasizing isnt disrupting the class at all, unless the kid is fapping during class or smthn
>>56557303I like being licked by a cat, so im ok with meowscarada kissing me
>>56561428I'm ok with meoscarada kissing me anywhere desu senpai
>>56543432Yeah.Any other question?
Naughty gata
i love my wife
>>56568476I'd gladly give her my "sandwich"
Before I fall asleep I decided to stop by and tell you all that I really want to fuck that cat.
>3xl
hand it over
Game FREAK endorses Pokephilia it turns out
>>56574993just look at the designs. ofc they do.
spooky gatos
>>56574993Icetail fag in SHAMBLES
>>56576419pov: moments before some good human x pokémon action with your catwife like god Arceus intended
>>56574993And i love it
Maskoffscarada cute
>canonically fucks human men We won
pokephiles rule this board—no, this FRANCHISE
>>56578833They **made** this franchise.
need male grass cat with human woman....
>0 pornWhat a waste of a thread
>>56579022here >>56545337
>>56578930
>>56578750If this ends up canon then meowscarada will be one of, if not the, best pokemon of all time. However, if GameFreak decides to autistically say "it's just skin", this pokemon will go down as one of the worst. The choice is theirs.
>>56578859This.
>>56579672When have they ever said details on a pokémon's body are removable? Fucking hitmonchan doesn't wear a pair of frilly shorts and Throh doesn't wear a Gi. Meow's mask is fur that grew out, after its two prior evolutions teased her gaining a mask with their patterning over their eyes.
>>56580464Alakazam's spoonsSawk's and Throh's beltsMachamp's and Machoke's beltsOshawott's shell
>>56580879But not their "clothes". Thank you. And like I said, given they spent two stages teasing her growing the mask, stunning she grew the mask, huh?
is the mask hard or soft?
>>56581720>But not their "clothes".Good thing masks are another type of accessory, like belts, and not clothes.>she grew the maskYou mean like how alakazam grows his spoons? Or how sawk, throh, and machoke grow their belts? Or how oshawott hatches with his shell?
