I saw my son drawing Delcatty and Skitty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Tinkaton or Quaquaval. He said it would be justified to fire-type bomb a hospital that delivered one child born to a Pokemon Scat or Vomit purchaser! I was outraged! I told him that hospitals are full of doctors and nurses who work a thankless job to make sure people live healthy and happy lives! I told him that it was horrifying that he would kill so many noble souls over not liking someone's video game preference! He said delivering a piece of shit from an obese man would be a more valuable use of their time than even performing a check-up on a Pokemon Switch fan! I told him to stop disparaging GameFreaks labors of love this instant! He said he was Based and Delcatty-pilled, and he could do whatever he wanted. What should I do?
Aww, you're sweet.
>>56540906What did happen on october 7 23 ?
>>56540931
>>56540935Gaza launched the first invasion of Israel since 1948
Watch the shitskin try to hide how more people chose to shoot him! The same shitskin who cries that """muh racism""" aka realism is sooooo mean, goys!
>>56540906Have you tried ground typing him?
>>56540976?
>>56540906Why are they Muslim?
>>56540906poison type him
>>56540984Because Islam is the fastest growing religion
>>56540906how are you celebrating the 1st anniversary of oct. 7 delattyanon?
I want to fuck Arab men
>>56541145ew
I wanna sniff delcatty and skitty’s farts while I validate their relieving gesture of cuteness! Their animalistic butthole smell will be nice as well, for it’s natural beyond shitty vanilla perfumes.
Why are Delcatty fans so weird? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFRVlc6j47Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6G3yvNWaR0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMWhX4HPWy0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1hgHeH5PSE
>>56541194>Why are Delcatty fans so weird?it's a Pokemon for girls, and is a shitmon with no competitive use. so most guys don't care for it at all. a guy who DOES like it therefore is an outlier and a weirdo.
>>56541145Disgusting faggot
>>56541145>t.Goat
>>56541145Based!
>>56540906Is that the PLA regional variant of Quaquaval?
>>56541894I hope not
>>56541894I hope so
>>56540906Gato sexooooo
>>56540906Based.
>>56541194
>>56541175Skitty is male doe
>>56542617Are you calling me, OP, or the person who made those videos mentally-ill?
>>56540976??
>>56540906Another Delcatty kino added to the folder. Thanks.
>>56543196Is there a place to find all delcatty artworks? I know about the deviantart but he doesn’t upload everything on there. (Understandable because >>56540906could get him in trouble)
>>56543402There's always this sitehttps://archive.palanq.win/vp/search/text/%22saw%20my%20son%20drawing%22/
>>56543407beat me to it
>>56543407Holy fuck
>>56540976???
>>56540906Isn't gaming haram?
>>56543516No and OP is not a Muslim.
>>56540976????
>>56543523Then why are they so obsessed with Islam
Wanna be my friend, Delcattyden?
>>56543533I'm a muslim and think its funny desu.
>>56543625Delcattyden is MINE
>>56543533He used to shit on Jews but his threads used to get deleted quickly so he switched to Islam to make the mods keep his threads on.He's also from USA, probably a Christian falseflagging A Muslim doesn't mock Islam
>>56543516Gaming is extra halal
>>56540906Then he's got it mixed up. Doing whatever he wants is precisely why he's based and Delcatty-pilled.
>>56543533He LARPs as muslim to falseflag and put them in a bad light. He's a /pol/fag and also thinks Nazis are cool. Probably underage too, he thinks being edgy is really funny.
>>56543533Because he is SerbianThis is his way of removing kebab
>>56540906based
UPDATEI saw my son drawing Delcatty, Skitty, and Cleffa today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Skwovet or Orbeetle. He told me that the only explanation that someone could be stupid enough to buy Pokemon Sword and Shield must have a pineal cyst the size of Masuda's overconfidence, preventing them from having any form of internal monologue! I flat out fact checked him on that ignorant statement! I told him I practice internal monologue with my Scorbunny plushie everyday! He then paused for a few moments. I thought I had finally stumped him, that he may learn from the error of his ways! But then he said "That is extremely gay"! I ground-typed him.
>>56546695That skitty really is a perv!
>>56543428>read it once>"Why a Hitmonchan?">hours pass>decide to read it again>still don't get it>hours pass>randomly think "Why would a hitmonchan wear a pink dress, fucking faggot mon"I'm retarded :^)
>>56543428the asexual dildo always gets me
>>56546695Darn...
>>56540906I was quite surprised Skitty did something halal for a change but of course in >>56546695 he reverts back to haram. Skitty should know better, there is no excuse socialising with whores like Cleffa.
>>56546695lmao these are great
>>56546695reminds me of this
>>56546695I find it ironic that since the hijab or whatever doesn't fully cover the neck fluff it makes Delcatty look like there's constant bottom boob showing with dislocated nipples attached by pipe cleaners.
>>56540976He gave us Glaceon Untamed and that's based
>>56540906Erm this post deserves Reddit gold
Sex with Delcatty
UPDATEI saw my son drawing Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Cosmoem or Milcery. I told him only people stupid enough to give themselves self harm scars would ever like those Pokemon! I told him my sister self-harmed herself as a teenager and he needed to apologize this instant! He said his aunt was a stupid b*tch! I ground-typed him. What would you have done?
>>56549938a THIRD update!? :O
>>56549938Daily prayers with Delcatty.
>>56549938>when Delcatty sees BWC
>>56549938You were coming around to true enlightenment - understanding what kind of trash appreciates numons, which are a direct insult to the true 'mons the franchise already had. So close. Here's hoping you'll be more agreeable and supportive of your kid next time.
