Legends Arceus has less content than Pokemon GO lmao
>>56543957>region with the lowest sales>only 20 new pokemon>ugliest starters>ugliest legendaries featuring: pink trans genie and squidward dialga>only 5 landmarks across the entire region>no online>no abilities>1 city hub>only 12 trainer battles in the entire game>smaller dex than gen 2>shittiest battle facility across the series>less moves than rby>instantly abandoned by GameFreak for SV>no replayability because the first 3 hours are nothing but boring cutscenes and tutorials>the only people who defend this garbageheap are transgender twitter faggots who simp for Volo (aka trans cynthia) and pajeet shillsIs there a bigger fucking flop than shitsui?
>>56543967If you group everything together than put Legends with the other Sinnoh games. Johtocuck.
>highest-selling single title Pokémon game>mindbreaks kids of a certain age due to not being a carbon-copy rehash of an earlier game
>>56543976>shitsui>sinnohkek
>>56543957Yeah but Pokémon legends let's you explore
>>56543967>>56543957Your home is this thread, yawnie.>>56543973See ya, bye bye!
>>56543967>>region with the lowest sales>I have room temperature iq (in Celsius)Bro, Kanto got the most remakes of any pok game, of course it has "the most sales"Also splitting gen 4 from Arceus is pretty retarded. Or comparing them in general, given that it's a completely different type of game, or tech demo. XY was a tech demo of the same formula as previous games, so its fair to compare it to other mainline pokemon games.It really isn't that hard to shit on Arceus, but you failed even at that.
>>56544015>10 hour game>6 hours of it are cutsenes, NPC babbling about dumb shit, and forced tutorials>"exploration" is shit anyway since the maps are all barren unityslopsure
>>56544021Arceus deserves to be shat on more for being a 12 hour game with 0 replay value or online, where half of its duration is exposition dumps or tutorials. The crafting shit is also gay and adds nothing to the experience
>>56543980First time I'll agree with you. Your image is still terrible tho.
>>56544015Those 5 locations?Damn Gamefreak must be tired
>>56543976Legends Fuxeus doesn't belong with Platinum.
plassfag threadlegends wonplassfag lost
>>56544045>ursaring>garchomp>gyarados>luxrayWhy aren't you using the shitsui mons in your garbage memes like the tranny genie and tranny typhlosion?
>>56544047why are you crying over the superiority of Legends every day of your life?
>>56544047why is ever>>56544051ything a tranny to you?
>>56544051>shitsuifaggot is ashamed of what her shitty tech demo produced so one she's aping from other genssad as fuck
>>56544056answer the question, why are you doing this?you realize that you're not convincing anyone and never have?
How embarrassing!
>>56544058>if a game appeals to the masses that means is goodNo wonder Dawntroons defend this mobile garbage, they got pandered with tranny Cynthia and a new Blacked bitch
Legends flopped
>>56543980Legends is just a crappy rehash of LGPE with uglier graphics and gayer ridemon.
>>56543967>ifunnyfucking kek, not hiding that it's bait
>>56544092There is no way you've played both and can still make this claim in good faith. They are completely different mechanically and thematically. Come up with better bait.
>>56544114Oh you’re right Legends is just GO with some shitty crafting mechanics. LGPE is better
>>56543957>>56543967>>56544026>>56544047>>56544056>>56544086>>56544118Mindbroken
>>56543957And yet the quality of the content in PLA is exponentially better than any other game in the franchise.>>56544023>10 HourI've been playing it for close to 30 now, having just gotten it recently, and I haven't even fought Kleavor yet. PLA has literally weeks if not months of content unless you're some speedrunning faggot who does the bare minimum, which I mean if you like Pokemon Go that checks out because you're a brain-addled Zoomer with ADHD.
>>56544126catching 40 bidoof then watching them dilate isn't content retard
>>56544146And killing 40 bidoof and watching number go up is?
>>56544126I'm 150 hours in and still having fun.
>>56544092Nah, Legends wasn't made by a washed-up oldfag with a nostalgiaboner after teaching Niantic how to Pokémon. Nor was it a carbon copy retelling of a previous game, only changed enough to be AU but still a blatant re-tread of a game, like LGPE was to Yellow. That's why it makes you so mad, it's NOT "the" Pokémon games of your childhood and yet still canon to the series.
>>56544153yes
>>56544146>catching 40 bidoof then watching them dilate isn't content retardThen it's a good thing you only have to catch 25 and whatever the fuck dilating is isn't one of their tasks. Hell, bidoof even has its own side quest in PLA, and doing research tasks is way more fun and interesting than "I mash A 50 times to auto-win every fight because mainline pokemon games are baby easy mode".>>56544163The pokemon games of my childhood are steaming hot dogshit, and even moreso now that I've experienced PLA for the first time. PLA is what Pokemon should have been from the start.
>>56544086Helloooo, the question? Are you going to answer or are you a bot?/vp/ loves Legends Arceus btw
>>56544193This
>>56544077>all that falsflagging and schizophrenia in order to push their victim complex plafags are borts 2.0
>>56544193>>56544201>Complains about the formula >Praises forced padding that ends in the same shitThis literally proves PLA is a mobile Game lmao
plassfag absolutely seething, kwab
>>56544214>forced paddingUnlike the shitty mainline games, it feels like you're actually researching pokemon and gives you a real incentive to catch them all. No other game in the franchise rewards you like PLA does for 100%.
>>56544259arbitrarily roadblocking the Nintendo 64 maps until you see magikarp use splash 80 times isn’t a reward
>>56543957NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>56544259>wow, bidoof the normal type shitmon dosent like being hit with rock smash in the head 50? such research.
>>56543957DELETE THIS
>>56544212plassfags are disborts 2.0
>>56543967>>56543957Let me guess, it's because of those Unova pokemon?
>>56543957>>56543967>>56544047>>56544212>>56544226Did smogon give your gf back yet verlis?
>>56543957Pokemon Go is a horribly managed game, everything is monetized and Niantic manages to be an even shittier developer than Game Freak, regularly breaking gameplay with each "update".
>>56543957The only difference is that PGO has like another 5 years to live and isn't likely to get an offline release like Mega Man XDiVE.At least i can play my physical Arceus forever on my Switch.
>>56544292>placuck calling anyone an omgonfag>when plass shitmons are only relevant in the fanfic metaironic
>>56544287Maybe.
>>56544304Sure thing furfaggot
>>56544118Catching pokemon works more like it does in the mainline games in Legends Arceus than it does in GO or LGPE. Stronger pokemon and legendaries still need to be battled most of the time, and even when you can get them without combat, it's because you're utilizing the mud and sneaking mechanics, which are similar to the original Safari zone. There's no waggle or screen-stroking mechanic like in GO.
>>56544292Last post is making fun of plassfagI agree though, plassfag could be verlis, nobody else lets Legends Arceus live rent free in their head as much as he doesIIRC he made a 2h long hate video for PLA lmfao
>>56544320Good chance the plassfag might be yawnie as well both seethe at smogon and unova.
>>56544320>he made a 2h long hate video for PLA based real fan of the franchise
>>56544326>implying borts aren’t the one making pla hate threadHi sagefag
>people make fun of a shit tech demo>I-IT’S THE YOUTUBER DISCORD [INSERT BOGEYMAN HERE]This board is retarded
>>56544333>>56544349>>56544352go fuck a dog verlis
>>56544304this, plass doesn't even have online lol
>>56544352>shit tech demo>still better than the game that released before and after itReally makes you think...
>>56544259>Bro you just need to imagine it does'nt have mobile tier gameplay
>>56544352Saying that like verlis isn't "shilled" here quite often and is well known for his opinions on pla.
>>56544369i haven't seen a thread about that faggot in months but ok retard
>>56544402You either don't hang around here often enough or you're a lying faggot. I couldn't give a fuck about pvp, single or vgc, yet I still see my board shat up with wankers crying over it and the ecelebs shilling it.
>>56544365>plafag outing himself as a fakefan that actually hate Pokémon everysingletime
>>56544465this board is slow as shit and i dont see any eceleb shill threads or whatever your gay boogieman is to defend this shit game
>>56544484Lurk more newfag.
>>56544519Take your meds, schizo faggot.
>>56544527>projectionLurk. More. Newfag.
>>56543967don't forget>sneasel with croagunk typing>inferior tsareena>white female barney wearing diaper>slow frail avalugg>qwilfish but bigger
>>56544573Shitsui trannies dont even like their own pokemon. That's why they put shit like luxray and gyarados in their faggy memes >>56544045 LOL
>>56544195Shitty bot poll.
>>56544573>diaperfaggross, stop bringing up your fetish
>>56544695>shitsui fag doesn't like her pokemonevery time kek
>>56544736diaperfag and an illiterate retard, no surprise there
>>56544695>>56544751plassfag having a nuclear meltdown over the fact that he wasted the least 2.5 years trying to convince /vp/ anons to his denial of reality (which is Legends' superiority)note that he still hasn't recovered from his supernova sized BTFO he served himself there >>56544077in this state of distress he can no longer process inputs, putting him at a level below AI or chatbotsI feel bad for him, he should never make a hate thread again and do something worthwhile with his life instead of developing lolcow-like tendencies. I wonder if he can be helped, or if he's already too far gone like shaun and ack
>>56544795Oh he's entirely far too gone, not only did he spend 2 years shitting on it, he'd desperately tried to convince the world they weren't going to make another, despite them announcing L: A as "a new direction for the Pokémon series", pointing to the possibility of more in the future only to get totally mindbroken by the reveal earlier this year.
>>56544751>posts the obese diaper wearing tranny slugthx for proving the point i guess?
>>56544836Where? The only point I see proven is that you need meds and glasses, diaperfag.
>>56544879>Wheresee >>56544879
>>56544888>seeing things that aren't theremeds
>>56543967Kalos sisters, I thought we saved Pokemon?
>>56544889>she doesn't see what she's postingno wonder you think shitsui goodra isn't ugly as fuck
>>56544893Kalos is the only region to introduce more pokemon that Shitsui, lol.
>>56544879>>56544751Are these supposed to look cool? Do shitsuifags really?
>>56543957if PLA failed, then why does PLZ-A exist?
>>56544895Who are you quoting? Meds, schizo>ugly as fuckbut enough about your mother
>Are these supposed to look cool? Do naturefags really?
>>56544905>thing is ugly>posts ugly thingkill yourself
>>56544917Looks a hell of a lot better than the shitsui abomination.
>>56544919>anon is a retarded diaperfag>posts retarded shitno, kys diaperfag
>>56544836>>56544888>>56544895>>56544901>>56544919>>56544924You were supposed to point to the diaper, unless you are already admitting defeat.And to answer the questions: >>56544058
>>56544928who said anything about diapers retard? shitsui-goodra is just ugly as fuck
>>56544929>posts shitty shitcario clone #7272What did the shitsui tranny mean by this?
>>56544939Point to the diaper (your initial claim)?Answers to questions? >>56544058Address them if there is a semblance of sapience within you.
>>56544058>golden joysticks shitendo award...is this supposed to be impressive
>>56544936here >>56544573and here >>56544836you're the only retard here, clearly>ugly as fuckbut enough about your mother
>>56544942I’ve never said anything about a diaper.
>>56544948Maybe you should ask the anon who made those posts and stop spamming ugly art of shitsui-goodra?
>verlis is still seething over PLA dont you have a dog to fuck
>>56544953>2 posts that prove him wrong, showing it's a shell>"spamming"retard
>just spammed shitsui’s furfagbait >n-no u want to fucks dogs!Kek
>>56544957>2 ugly images of an ugly abominationyeah i know faggot
>>56543957Shut the fuck up retard
>>56544958>he apparently knows what furfagbait islol kys dogfucker
>>56543957No amount of shitposting will take away from me the joy of playing PLA, and that alone is enough.
>>56544958>admits to being verliskek!
>>56544949>>56544573And again, answer this post >>56544058Of course you won't. A testament to the irreversibly broken state of your mind.
>>56544987Doing what, diaperfag?
>>56544823I'm starting to doubt he's verlis, he might be more pathetic than that. Verlis sometimes addresses things in his own narcissistic way, this dude shows no signs of intelligence. It's like emus which keep pecking at pictures of seed to no avail, yet they keep doing it over and over and over again. Webm related.
>>56544977i too enjoy eating feces, anon
>>56544999>plassfag is into scatkekaroo
>>56544349>borts make pla hate threads>a lot of pla hate threads shit on unova and bring up bortssounds real schizo
>>56544999I didn't say anything about eating, just enjoying. Don't project your fetishes onto me creep.
>>56545004>>plassfag is into scattrue, look at the ugly ass shit she's spamming like goodra
>>56545012plass is shit so u enjoy eating shit
>>56544893Kalosfags are crypto shitsuifags with how much they like Goodra.
>>56545004>>56545012>plassfag projecting both his diaperfetish and scatfetishkek!
>kalosfag shitsuitroon back to spamming fat porn
>>56545034Their ugly pokemon really are an affront to the eyes.
>>56545026Don’t (You) me retard.
>>56545016You really are not a sapient creature.>>56545026Cute snail dragon!
>>56545047>accuses others of being into scat>keeps spamming ugly shit
>>56545048Half of plass is watching Bidoof shit as part of dex completion. If course shitsuifags are into it.
>>56545047I'll be shiny hunting for h goodra today!
>>56544045Where’s Goodra, shitsuifag?
>>56545047sure is, even better that it makes retards seethe
>>56545053Good luck! I found her as Sliggoo.
>>56545056>implying they like their shitty pokemonwhy do you think their shitty game is named after a pokemon from a different region?
Imagine loosing your mind over a slug
>>56545062imagine thinking this gay shit looks good
>>56545057Can't say "Goodra" without "good".
>>56545060Arceus is from Hoenn though??
>>56545078hoenn isn't shitsui tho???
>>56545076Badra amirite
>>56545060True, it’s not like they could name it Pokemon Legends: Enamorus. No one would buy the slop with a trans genie on the cover lol.
>>56545076Such a cutie
>>56544121more likeBuckbroken
>literally a fatter and uglier goodrahow does shitsui do it
>>56545060Arceus is the creator so it belongs to all regions
>rolling in the dirt while an obese LGBT slug follows Nuke shitsui.
Damn I love these cuties
>>56545076nice ps2 game
>>56545081Yeah, that’s what you meant right?
>>56545098arceus is a movie mythical. shitsui fags only have pink landorus.
>>56545107Yeah hoenn isn't shitsui.
>>56545105Thank you!
>>56545100h sneasel is one of my fav, shiny is also really cool, may take some screenshot soon to join the thread!
>>56545110And Arceus is from Hoenn.
>>56544998Australia lost a war to THESE fuckers?
>>56545115yeah and hoenn isn't shitsui
>>56545112So ugly
>>56545100Where is the AA
>>56545095>fatterpretty sure it's a thinner goodra tho
>>56545118Right, so the game’s named after a Legendary from another region, since Arceus is from Hoenn
>>56545113Sounds good! The more the merrier.
>>56545128yes, what's what was said, faggot.
>>56545125>implying anyone wants to look at it for more than 2 seconds to see
>>56545131:(
>>56545108landorus is from unova doe
>>56545137I'm sorry shitsui can only make tranny genies
>>56545141pink landorus is from shitsui just like goodra but gayer is from shitsui
>>56545142And I’m sorry other regions are stealing Unova’s pokemon since it’s not getting anymore games
>>56545148And I'm sorry shitsui's only software is an upscaled gamecube game already forgotten for Paldea.
>>56545147but what about dialga and palkia
>>56545148>implyingSee you on the switch 2, retard. Thanks for beta testing btw.
>arceus and go thread>unovafags start talking about tranniesWeird but not unexpected.
>>56545158enamorus is shitsui’s only legend
>>56545161Can't blame them when a faggot is shilling H Goodra, lol. Literally a tainted thread.
>>56545078
>>56545165>
>>56545172You're an obsessed faggot too and should try feeling sunlight.
>>56545176>dialga with a fork in its throat It’s genuinely incredible how shitsui can make landorus, goodra, and dialga even uglier than they already were.
>>56545172tainted by your retarded ugly ass, bam!
>>56545178You're an obsessed troon and should try not cutting off your dick.
>>56545176that's just a gimmick form because hisui still only has enamorus.
>>56545185>zoomzooms when they never saw that dialga always had a neck fork
>>56545202Where's the shit in its throat and gay horse hooves
Holding hands with Lopunny!
>>56545207>inon
>>56545256in
>>56545261on
>Now she’s posting Pokémon from other regions after her Shitsui Goodra spam floppedFUCKING KEK
in
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>>56545281in
Snail hugs <3
>only 250 hits on pixivholy kek, this faggot could post every art of that fat ugly fuck and still not even make the thread hit bump limit
Rent status: FREE
>spamming off-topic coloring book art of xher ugly pokemonWhy are shitsui troons like this?>>56545325In
>>56545325in
>spamming the catalog every day of his existence for 2.5 years with opinions nobody on the planet agrees with except for verlisify>seethes when hisui thread has hisuiwhat did he mean by this
>shitsuischizo thinks more than one person can’t hate her shit game
>>56545396>FemaleHi tranny
>some retard shit on hisui or pla>instead of letting the genwar thread die by not feeding the obvious troll or at the very least sage them, they get into super autistic argument with them and bump the thread to oblivion.im disapointed by you guys.
>>56545416newfag
>>56545416Shitsuifags are the lowest IQ posters on the board.
>>56545416even worse, they start spamming ugly ass screenshots of that ugly ass game and its ugly ass pokemon.
Reminder: PLA was a tech demo to gatekeep poorfag's Pokemon for VGC. The actual "game" is slop.
>>56545256the spike shit is clearly going through its neck retard
>>56545459like og dialga?>>56545202
>>56545479Where's the giant blue tumor?
>>56545491here, marked it for you
>>56545516that’s a chestplate yawnie
>>56545574>drew it on a shitty piece of toilet paperkek that is where shitsui goodra belongs
>"nu, se it duzen't cont bekuze i'm disingenuousIt's a blue round tumor for no reason but "poigyemans kant be kewl" per sugi. Why is it whenever you troglodyytes try to shit on something, you invariably paint what you're trying to defend with the same shitty argument?
>>56545585kek i can see the dilation blood on this one
>>56545566and so is this btw >>56545176
>>56545599taht's through its neck
>>56545604>throughclearly not if you look at it for more than 2 seconds >>56545256but that's asking too much of you adhd zoomzooms
>>56545604>she think that the chest of a centaur Is its necklol
thank you sister for showing us how ugly this shovelware is. but you can stop now.
>>56544905>>56544948you must be +18 to post in this website.
>back to the off-top off-model art after the game shitty visuals were criticisedkek
>>56545721no u
Oops, looks like nobody gives a fuck about anything said by plassfagAnd it's literally always been this way >>56544077
>more ugly fucking off-topic screenshots of this dogshit game>this time half her team isn't even from shitsuiKEK
Pokemon Legends Arceus sucks ass and here's why:>240 pokemon, less than gen 2 game boy>said roster is spread thin across 5 empty unity maps>they introduce dark souls rolling but this is pointless since you can just throw the ball and catch everything without engaging in combat>unlocking each area is tedious since you have to sit through boring overly long cutscenes, and do mudane "tasks" like watch a pokemon perform a super effective move. This is bullshit padding but people defend it under the premise of lore (??? fuck off, you'd shit on this in mobile games)>the game doesn't do anything interesting with its ancient past premise and gives you a fucking smartphone because zoomers can't go 2 seconds without looking at theirs>lame characters like a nigga who is scared of ghosts>the game just ends after 10 hours, half of which were mind numingly boring>all of this was sold at a $60 price tag mind you>doesn't even have the spin-off excuse since its mainline by game freak's own admissionIf you're excited for Z-A at all you have absolutely zero taste in games
>>56545821truth nuke
>1 pokemon = 1 content
>>56545846if legends fans think watching bidoof fart 5 times is content then yes I'd say it's fair to claim 1 pokemon=1 content
>>56545821>shitsuifag doesn’t even try to refute any of this>just keeps spamming the bread with her ugly pokemon
>>56545874Disgusting
>>56545901Gross spamming faggot.
>>56545396>>56545416>>56545419>>56545691>>56545816Genuinely why does a $60 AAA game look worse than a fucking Gamecube game?
>>56546042its a spinoff anon, dont be to harsh toward it
>>56545786nah you are.
Die plassfag thread
>>56546975sure, whatever helps you sleep at night sweetie
>>56547618Kill yourself, pajeet shill. Shitsui is shit and all 20(LOL) of its pokemon are ugly abominations.